Update 46
dilip- subah main uthke nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche gaya
bnani dt pe baithi thi ya yun kahe dono mama aur vidu ko chhodke sab baithe the
bnani- uth gaya mera beta
dilip- jee bnani
bnani- tu yahan pe kya kar raha hai
teri vidu toh apne room mein hai
dilip- bmami aap vidu ko nashta kara do
[bmami mujhe dekhti reh gayi
kal main vidya ko akela nahi chhod raha tha
aur aaj main uske paas bhi nahi jaana chahta hoon]
bnani- kya hua tum dono ka jhagda hua hai kya
dilip- nahi bnani aisi koi baat nahi hai
bmami- bmaa rehne dijiye main hi le jaati hoon nashta
dilip- bmami uthke kitchen mein gayi
waha se nashta leke vidu ke room mein chali gayi
main apni nazar neechi karke nashta karne laga
[vidya ka room]
bmami laal peeli hui vidya ke room mein pahunchi
vidya ki shakal dekhte hi bmami ka sara gussa hawa ho gaya
kyunki vidya bahut udaas dikh rahi thi
bmami bed pe baith gayi
aur vidya ke sar pe hath pherte hue boli- kya hua beti tum itni udaas kyun hain
vidya- nahi maa bas aise hi
bmami- vidya tum apni maa se jhuth bologi
vidya- aap dilip se naraz hain
vidya- aap dilip se isliye naraz hain ki woh mujhse milne nahi aaya
bmami- aisi koi baat nahi hai
tum nashta kar lo
vidya- nahi maa pehle aap meri baat suniye
dilip mujhse bahut pyar karte hain
aapko pata hai jab aap sab gaon ke liye chali jayengi
toh main bahut roungi
main unko dekhke apne ansu nahi rok paungi
isi liye woh mujhse milne nahi aaye
aap unse naraz mat hona
[bmami apni beti ko dekhti reh gayi
phir bmami vidu ko nashta khilake wapas neeche aagayi]
main chup chaap nashta kar liya
phir room mein se bmama aur cmama bahar nikle
main apni sab behno ko bye bolke gaadi mein baith gaya
sab vidu se milke gaadi mein baith gaye
phir dono gaadi apni raftaar se chal padi
dopeher tak hum ghar pahunche
main seedha apne room mein aake vidu ko phone lagaya
phone uthate hi vidu rone lagi
main bhi unke sath rone laga phir main unko chup karaya
aur bed pe let gaya
thodi der baad vanya ke room mein gaya
vanya padhai kar rahi thi
main bhi padhai karne laga
padhai karte hue main vanya ko dekh raha tha
thodi der tak toh vanya chup rahi phir woh bhi mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- ghur kyun rahi ho
vanya- tum ghur rahe ho
dilip- woh toh tum mujhse naraz ho isliye
vanya- main tumse kyun naraz houngi
dilip- toh phir mujhse baat kyun nahi karti
vanya- soch lo agar baat karoge toh bahut pachtaoge
dilip- chuhiya kahin ki
badi aayi pachtane waali
vanya- toh yeh lo kitab tum question pucho
main jawab dungi
dilip- mar gaya
vanya- aisa phir kabhi mat bolna
dilip- nahi bolunga
phir main sawal karta gaya vanya phataphat jawab deti gayi
aise hi raat ho gayi
vanya- ab jaake khana khalo
dilip- tum bhi chalo
phir hum dono khana khane lage
uske baad main apne room mein aagaya
bmami mere liye doodh leke aagayi
main doodh peeke bed pe let gaya
aur sochne laga ki ab toh first aana hi padega
meri vidu ka jo order hai
main br gaya phir wapas aake bed pe let gaya
thodi der baad neend aagayi
raat ko koi mera room knock karne laga
main jaake room khola
samne bmama khade the
bmama bina kuch bole andar aagaye
main gate band kardiya
jaise hi main peeche muda bmama room mein nahi the
mera toh dimaag ghum gaya.,...
dilip- meri toh puri tarah se phati padi thi
ki bmama itni jaldi kaha chale gaye
main apne gaal thapthapane laga ki kahi mujhe daura toh padne wala hai
main br mein jaake dekha
bed ke neeche dekha bmama kahin nahi the
aur toh aur main kabad mein bhi dekh liye
matlab bmama jo pehelwano ki tarah dikhte hain
unko main kabad mein dhundne laga
main bed pe baithke lambi lambi saanse lene laga
tabhi maine woh dekha jisko dekhke mujhe laga ki sach mein main sapna hi dekh raha hoon
mere room mein jo almari thi woh side ho gayi aur peeche se bmama nikle
bmama mere paas bed pe baith gaye
bmama- yeh khufiya raasta hai
jo sirf tumhare room mein hai
aur iss raaste se tum iss haveli ke kisi bhi room mein ja sakte ho
sirf ja sakte ho
wapas nahi aasakte
is raaste se tum haveli ke bahar bhi ja sakte ho
aur is raaste se jaane mein tumhe ek room dikhega
us room mein tumhe tumhar saare sawalo ke jawab mil jaenge
[phir bmama mujhe dekhne lage]
hum jaante hai ki yeh bahut ajeeb hai
tum bahut kuch soch rahe ho
hume bhi ajeeb laga tha jab pitaji ne hume yeh sab bataya
yeh baat jatin bhi nahi janta
ek aur baat tum vidya ki kasam khao
tum apni padhai puri karoge phir us room mein jaoge
dilip- [bmama ki baat sunke toh mera sar phatne laga
upar se vidu ki kasam
are halwa hai kya ki jo baat main janta nahi hoon
uske liye main apni vidu ki kasam kha loon
upar se yeh bhi bol rahe hai ki mere har sawal ka jawab mujhe us room mein mil jaega
toh phir main kasam kyun khaun
main yeh sab soch hi raha tha ki bmama ne woh kiya jo maine socha bhi nahi tha
bmama gun nikaalke apni kanpatti pe laga diye]
bmama- tum kasam khaoge ki nahi
[yeh toh mera andaz hai
is waqt mere dimaag mein bhuchal aaya hua tha
lekin iswaqt bmama ki ankho mein koi kathorta nahi thi
aaj main unse bilkul bhi dar nahi raha tha
bmama jaise bhi the mere vidu ka pita the
main unko kaise marne deta]
dilip- main vidu ki kasam khata hoon
ki pehle apni padhai puri karunga
uske baad us room mein jaunga
[meri baat sunke bmama khade ho gaye
aur mere sar pe hath pherte hue bole
bmama- hamesha khush rehna apne pariwaar ko khush rakhna
apna aur apne pariwaar ka khyal rakhna
[yeh bolke bmama mere room se bahar chale gaye]
main apna bed pe baitha raha
neend toh haram ho gayi thi
phir bhi let gaya
raat bhar neend hi nahi aaya
apne time pe hi utha naha dhoke tayyar hua
neeche gaya bnani ka aashirvaad liya
phir nashta karke lakhan ke sath akhade mein gaya
jab main kasrat kar raha tha
toh dekha sarpanch ki beti akhade ke andar aarahi hai
main kasrat karna band kar diya
lakhan- kya hua cmaalik
dilip- lakhan akhade ke bahar toh likha hai ki akhade ke andar aurat nahi aasakti toh yeh kyun aarahi hai
lakhan- woh sarpanch ji se milne aayi hogi
dilip- sarpanch ji bhi akhade mein aate hain
par kis liye
lakhan- woh unke pair mein takleef hai isliye woh maalish karwane aate hain
dilip- [man mein] sarpanch ji ko kya pata sarpanch ji toh pair ki maalish karwate hain
unki beti toh roz din apni choot ki maalish karwati hai
woh bhi alag alag lund se
main skb ko ignore kiya
aur dobara kasrat karne laga
kasrat karke juice peeya
phir pahuncha bimla ke ghar
bimla ke ghar ka gate toh khula hi rehta tha
main seedha andar chala gaya...
dilip- bimla kitchen mein thi
main dheeme kadmo se kitchen mein gaya
bimla ki peeth meri taraf thi
main apne dono hath bimla ki kamar pe halka sa rakh diya
aur ek jhatke mein bimla ko apni taraf kheench liya
bimla cheekhne hi wali thi ki main uska munh pe apna ek hath rakh diya
main apne dusre hath se bimla ke boobs jor jor se dabane laga
bimla mujhse chhutne ke liye chhatpatane lagi
bimla abhi tak mera chehra nahi dekhi thi
main bimla ke boobs aur jor se dabane laga
tabhi main dekha ki bimla chaku uthane ki koshish kar rahi hai
dilip- kaisi ho kaki
meri awaj sunte hi bimla shant ho gayi
main apna hath bimla ke munh se hata diya
bimla mujhe gusse se laal peeli hoke mujhe ghurne lagi
bimla- kitna bada gadha hai tu
agar main chaaku maar deti toh
dilip- toh main rok leta
phir main bimla ko paani diya bimla paani pee gayi
phir hum dono khaat pe baith gaye
dilip- shanti nahi aayi abhi tak
bimla- woh ab nahi aayegi
dilip- kyun
bimla- kal din bhar woh tera intezar karti rahi
shanti boli ki ab toh tu uske sath sab kuch kar chuka hai
tera matlab nikal gaya isi liye tu nahi aaya
aur ab woh bhi nahi aayegi
dilip- shanti bhi puri ganwar hai
bimla- ganwar nahi hai bas woh bhavuk ho gayi hai
woh sirf maa banne ke liye tere sath chudai kar rahi hai
dilip- achcha aap usko bulake lao
bimla- woh nahi aayegi
dilip- aap usko bulake lao
yeh mat bolna ki main aaya hoon
bas usko room mein leke aajana
bimla- hamesha apne baare mein sochta hai
dilip- main saare ke upar se hi bimla ki choot sehlane laga
bimla- aisa mat kar bahut khujli hoti hai
dilip- aap shanti ko leke aao aapki sari khujli aaj mita dunga
mere itna kehte hi shanti jhat se khadi ho gayi
aur ghar se bahar chali gayi
main room mein aake gate peeche chhup gaya
thodi der baad shanti aur bimla room mein agayi
main jhat se gate lock kar diya
shanti mujhe dekhte hi bimla ko ghurne lagi
main shanti ke paas pahuncha
dilip- parso meri behen hospital mein thi
hum sab sheher gaye the
bimla- dekha main keh rahi thi tujhse ki yeh aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta
dilip- ab aap bolo main ruku ya jaun
shanti- mujhe maaf kar do
dilip- ek shart pe karunga
aaj main kuch bhi karu aap mujhe nahi rokogi
shanti- theek hai
dilip- toh phir jaldi se kapde utaro
shanti munh khula ka khula reh gaya
dilip- kya hua
aap kya khadi ho aap bhi kapde utaro
main apni shirt baniyaan paint aur underwear sab utarke ek jagah rakh diya
mera lund pura murjhaya hua tha
bimla apne kapde utarne lagi
par shanti waise hi bimla ke paas khadi thi
main shanti ke paas gaya
tabhi bimla ki beti ki awaj aayi
bkb- maa aap kahan ho
bimla ki phat gayi
shanti ka toh bura haal tha
dilip- jaldi kapde pehenke apni beti ko sambhaliye
use kahin pe kaam se bhej dijiye
aap mat jaana
bimla waise hi khadi thi
main bimla ke nipple ko pakadke kheench diya
bimla jaldi se apne kapde pehenke room se bahar chali gayi
shanti abhi bhi waise hi khadi thi
dilip- aap ko kya ho gaya
main aage badhke shanti ke saare kapde utar diya
shanti ko dekhke mera lund jhatke khane laga
main shanti ke honto ko kiss karne laga
thodi der baad shanti bhi mujhe kiss karne lagi
phir main shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya
bechari bimla aaj bhi payasi reh gayi...
bnani dt pe baithi thi ya yun kahe dono mama aur vidu ko chhodke sab baithe the
bnani- uth gaya mera beta
dilip- jee bnani
bnani- tu yahan pe kya kar raha hai
teri vidu toh apne room mein hai
dilip- bmami aap vidu ko nashta kara do
[bmami mujhe dekhti reh gayi
kal main vidya ko akela nahi chhod raha tha
aur aaj main uske paas bhi nahi jaana chahta hoon]
bnani- kya hua tum dono ka jhagda hua hai kya
dilip- nahi bnani aisi koi baat nahi hai
bmami- bmaa rehne dijiye main hi le jaati hoon nashta
dilip- bmami uthke kitchen mein gayi
waha se nashta leke vidu ke room mein chali gayi
main apni nazar neechi karke nashta karne laga
[vidya ka room]
bmami laal peeli hui vidya ke room mein pahunchi
vidya ki shakal dekhte hi bmami ka sara gussa hawa ho gaya
kyunki vidya bahut udaas dikh rahi thi
bmami bed pe baith gayi
aur vidya ke sar pe hath pherte hue boli- kya hua beti tum itni udaas kyun hain
vidya- nahi maa bas aise hi
bmami- vidya tum apni maa se jhuth bologi
vidya- aap dilip se naraz hain
vidya- aap dilip se isliye naraz hain ki woh mujhse milne nahi aaya
bmami- aisi koi baat nahi hai
tum nashta kar lo
vidya- nahi maa pehle aap meri baat suniye
dilip mujhse bahut pyar karte hain
aapko pata hai jab aap sab gaon ke liye chali jayengi
toh main bahut roungi
main unko dekhke apne ansu nahi rok paungi
isi liye woh mujhse milne nahi aaye
aap unse naraz mat hona
[bmami apni beti ko dekhti reh gayi
phir bmami vidu ko nashta khilake wapas neeche aagayi]
main chup chaap nashta kar liya
phir room mein se bmama aur cmama bahar nikle
main apni sab behno ko bye bolke gaadi mein baith gaya
sab vidu se milke gaadi mein baith gaye
phir dono gaadi apni raftaar se chal padi
dopeher tak hum ghar pahunche
main seedha apne room mein aake vidu ko phone lagaya
phone uthate hi vidu rone lagi
main bhi unke sath rone laga phir main unko chup karaya
aur bed pe let gaya
thodi der baad vanya ke room mein gaya
vanya padhai kar rahi thi
main bhi padhai karne laga
padhai karte hue main vanya ko dekh raha tha
thodi der tak toh vanya chup rahi phir woh bhi mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- ghur kyun rahi ho
vanya- tum ghur rahe ho
dilip- woh toh tum mujhse naraz ho isliye
vanya- main tumse kyun naraz houngi
dilip- toh phir mujhse baat kyun nahi karti
vanya- soch lo agar baat karoge toh bahut pachtaoge
dilip- chuhiya kahin ki
badi aayi pachtane waali
vanya- toh yeh lo kitab tum question pucho
main jawab dungi
dilip- mar gaya
vanya- aisa phir kabhi mat bolna
dilip- nahi bolunga
phir main sawal karta gaya vanya phataphat jawab deti gayi
aise hi raat ho gayi
vanya- ab jaake khana khalo
dilip- tum bhi chalo
phir hum dono khana khane lage
uske baad main apne room mein aagaya
bmami mere liye doodh leke aagayi
main doodh peeke bed pe let gaya
aur sochne laga ki ab toh first aana hi padega
meri vidu ka jo order hai
main br gaya phir wapas aake bed pe let gaya
thodi der baad neend aagayi
raat ko koi mera room knock karne laga
main jaake room khola
samne bmama khade the
bmama bina kuch bole andar aagaye
main gate band kardiya
jaise hi main peeche muda bmama room mein nahi the
mera toh dimaag ghum gaya.,...
dilip- meri toh puri tarah se phati padi thi
ki bmama itni jaldi kaha chale gaye
main apne gaal thapthapane laga ki kahi mujhe daura toh padne wala hai
main br mein jaake dekha
bed ke neeche dekha bmama kahin nahi the
aur toh aur main kabad mein bhi dekh liye
matlab bmama jo pehelwano ki tarah dikhte hain
unko main kabad mein dhundne laga
main bed pe baithke lambi lambi saanse lene laga
tabhi maine woh dekha jisko dekhke mujhe laga ki sach mein main sapna hi dekh raha hoon
mere room mein jo almari thi woh side ho gayi aur peeche se bmama nikle
bmama mere paas bed pe baith gaye
bmama- yeh khufiya raasta hai
jo sirf tumhare room mein hai
aur iss raaste se tum iss haveli ke kisi bhi room mein ja sakte ho
sirf ja sakte ho
wapas nahi aasakte
is raaste se tum haveli ke bahar bhi ja sakte ho
aur is raaste se jaane mein tumhe ek room dikhega
us room mein tumhe tumhar saare sawalo ke jawab mil jaenge
[phir bmama mujhe dekhne lage]
hum jaante hai ki yeh bahut ajeeb hai
tum bahut kuch soch rahe ho
hume bhi ajeeb laga tha jab pitaji ne hume yeh sab bataya
yeh baat jatin bhi nahi janta
ek aur baat tum vidya ki kasam khao
tum apni padhai puri karoge phir us room mein jaoge
dilip- [bmama ki baat sunke toh mera sar phatne laga
upar se vidu ki kasam
are halwa hai kya ki jo baat main janta nahi hoon
uske liye main apni vidu ki kasam kha loon
upar se yeh bhi bol rahe hai ki mere har sawal ka jawab mujhe us room mein mil jaega
toh phir main kasam kyun khaun
main yeh sab soch hi raha tha ki bmama ne woh kiya jo maine socha bhi nahi tha
bmama gun nikaalke apni kanpatti pe laga diye]
bmama- tum kasam khaoge ki nahi
[yeh toh mera andaz hai
is waqt mere dimaag mein bhuchal aaya hua tha
lekin iswaqt bmama ki ankho mein koi kathorta nahi thi
aaj main unse bilkul bhi dar nahi raha tha
bmama jaise bhi the mere vidu ka pita the
main unko kaise marne deta]
dilip- main vidu ki kasam khata hoon
ki pehle apni padhai puri karunga
uske baad us room mein jaunga
[meri baat sunke bmama khade ho gaye
aur mere sar pe hath pherte hue bole
bmama- hamesha khush rehna apne pariwaar ko khush rakhna
apna aur apne pariwaar ka khyal rakhna
[yeh bolke bmama mere room se bahar chale gaye]
main apna bed pe baitha raha
neend toh haram ho gayi thi
phir bhi let gaya
raat bhar neend hi nahi aaya
apne time pe hi utha naha dhoke tayyar hua
neeche gaya bnani ka aashirvaad liya
phir nashta karke lakhan ke sath akhade mein gaya
jab main kasrat kar raha tha
toh dekha sarpanch ki beti akhade ke andar aarahi hai
main kasrat karna band kar diya
lakhan- kya hua cmaalik
dilip- lakhan akhade ke bahar toh likha hai ki akhade ke andar aurat nahi aasakti toh yeh kyun aarahi hai
lakhan- woh sarpanch ji se milne aayi hogi
dilip- sarpanch ji bhi akhade mein aate hain
par kis liye
lakhan- woh unke pair mein takleef hai isliye woh maalish karwane aate hain
dilip- [man mein] sarpanch ji ko kya pata sarpanch ji toh pair ki maalish karwate hain
unki beti toh roz din apni choot ki maalish karwati hai
woh bhi alag alag lund se
main skb ko ignore kiya
aur dobara kasrat karne laga
kasrat karke juice peeya
phir pahuncha bimla ke ghar
bimla ke ghar ka gate toh khula hi rehta tha
main seedha andar chala gaya...
dilip- bimla kitchen mein thi
main dheeme kadmo se kitchen mein gaya
bimla ki peeth meri taraf thi
main apne dono hath bimla ki kamar pe halka sa rakh diya
aur ek jhatke mein bimla ko apni taraf kheench liya
bimla cheekhne hi wali thi ki main uska munh pe apna ek hath rakh diya
main apne dusre hath se bimla ke boobs jor jor se dabane laga
bimla mujhse chhutne ke liye chhatpatane lagi
bimla abhi tak mera chehra nahi dekhi thi
main bimla ke boobs aur jor se dabane laga
tabhi main dekha ki bimla chaku uthane ki koshish kar rahi hai
dilip- kaisi ho kaki
meri awaj sunte hi bimla shant ho gayi
main apna hath bimla ke munh se hata diya
bimla mujhe gusse se laal peeli hoke mujhe ghurne lagi
bimla- kitna bada gadha hai tu
agar main chaaku maar deti toh
dilip- toh main rok leta
phir main bimla ko paani diya bimla paani pee gayi
phir hum dono khaat pe baith gaye
dilip- shanti nahi aayi abhi tak
bimla- woh ab nahi aayegi
dilip- kyun
bimla- kal din bhar woh tera intezar karti rahi
shanti boli ki ab toh tu uske sath sab kuch kar chuka hai
tera matlab nikal gaya isi liye tu nahi aaya
aur ab woh bhi nahi aayegi
dilip- shanti bhi puri ganwar hai
bimla- ganwar nahi hai bas woh bhavuk ho gayi hai
woh sirf maa banne ke liye tere sath chudai kar rahi hai
dilip- achcha aap usko bulake lao
bimla- woh nahi aayegi
dilip- aap usko bulake lao
yeh mat bolna ki main aaya hoon
bas usko room mein leke aajana
bimla- hamesha apne baare mein sochta hai
dilip- main saare ke upar se hi bimla ki choot sehlane laga
bimla- aisa mat kar bahut khujli hoti hai
dilip- aap shanti ko leke aao aapki sari khujli aaj mita dunga
mere itna kehte hi shanti jhat se khadi ho gayi
aur ghar se bahar chali gayi
main room mein aake gate peeche chhup gaya
thodi der baad shanti aur bimla room mein agayi
main jhat se gate lock kar diya
shanti mujhe dekhte hi bimla ko ghurne lagi
main shanti ke paas pahuncha
dilip- parso meri behen hospital mein thi
hum sab sheher gaye the
bimla- dekha main keh rahi thi tujhse ki yeh aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta
dilip- ab aap bolo main ruku ya jaun
shanti- mujhe maaf kar do
dilip- ek shart pe karunga
aaj main kuch bhi karu aap mujhe nahi rokogi
shanti- theek hai
dilip- toh phir jaldi se kapde utaro
shanti munh khula ka khula reh gaya
dilip- kya hua
aap kya khadi ho aap bhi kapde utaro
main apni shirt baniyaan paint aur underwear sab utarke ek jagah rakh diya
mera lund pura murjhaya hua tha
bimla apne kapde utarne lagi
par shanti waise hi bimla ke paas khadi thi
main shanti ke paas gaya
tabhi bimla ki beti ki awaj aayi
bkb- maa aap kahan ho
bimla ki phat gayi
shanti ka toh bura haal tha
dilip- jaldi kapde pehenke apni beti ko sambhaliye
use kahin pe kaam se bhej dijiye
aap mat jaana
bimla waise hi khadi thi
main bimla ke nipple ko pakadke kheench diya
bimla jaldi se apne kapde pehenke room se bahar chali gayi
shanti abhi bhi waise hi khadi thi
dilip- aap ko kya ho gaya
main aage badhke shanti ke saare kapde utar diya
shanti ko dekhke mera lund jhatke khane laga
main shanti ke honto ko kiss karne laga
thodi der baad shanti bhi mujhe kiss karne lagi
phir main shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya
bechari bimla aaj bhi payasi reh gayi...
