Update 48
dilip- main ghar aake vanya ke sath padhai karne laga
pehle toh vanya ke sath padhai karne mein aisa lagta tha
jaise saza kaat raha hoon
lekin ab aadat pad gayi thi
padhai karte hue dopeher ho gayi
hum dono khana khane neeche gaye
aaj kal bmama apne alag room mein khana khate the
bechare bhalai karne gaye the lekin mila kya
main chup chaap khana kha raha tha
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
main jeb se phone nikaala phone lukkhe ka tha matlab akhil ka
main jaise hi phone kaan mein lagaya
vanya mera phone chheen li
vanya- khane ke baat nahi kar sakte
dilip- vanya phone do
[vanya screen pe dekhne lagi]
vanya- yeh lukkha kaun hai
dilip- mera dost hai
bnani boliye na phone dene ko
bnani- vanu phone de do
[vanya mujhe phone de di
main khana beech mein chhodke apne room mein aagaya
dilip- hello lukkhe kaisa hai
akhil- main theek hoon
tu apna bata
dilip- tu bata aajkal kya kar raha hai
akhil- main kya karunga bas ek sugar ki factory khareed liya hoon
dilip- kya kaha braun sugar ki factory
akhil- tu kabhi nahi badal sakta
dilip- aur bata meri jaan aarushi kaisi hai
akhil- tujhe kitni baar bola hai woh teri bhabhi hai
dilip- matlab ab tu sudhar gaya hai
akhil- haa chal ab rakhta hoon thoda time mile toh phone kar lena
dilip- theek hai
[main phone cut karke neeche aagaya
dt pe meri plate nahi thi
main kitchen mein gaya
kitchen mein kmaasi thi]
kmaasi- kuch chahiye dilip
dilip- maasi woh main aadha khana hi khaya tha
mera plate de dijiye
main baaki bhi kha leta hoon
kmaasi- tumhara bacha khana toh vanya kha li
dilip- par kyun main toh sirf baat karne gaya tha
kmaasi- woh use bmaa ne kaha tha ki woh tumhara khana kha le
dilip- achcha bnani ne kaha tha
kmaasi- main chai bana rahi hoon tum peeyoge
dilip- jee pee lunga
kmaasi- theek hai tum mere room mein baitho main chai leke aati hoon
dilip- [main kmaasi ke room mein aagaya
kmaasi ka room bilkul saada tha
matlab safed saari unke kuch kapde aur pura room bhi khaali tha
main socha ki bnana bhi toh is duniya mein nahi hain
lekin bnani toh aise nahi rehti
woh toh normal life hi jeeti hain
aur koi aurat vidhwa hai toh kya hua use normal life jeeni chahiye
aur ek taraf kmaasi jo bilkul saada jeewan jeeti hain
pata nahi kyun jab bhi kmaasi ko dekhta hoon
nazar hi nahi hat ti hai unke chehre par se
tabhi kmaasi chai leke aagayi
tabhi main shock ho gaya
kmaasi mere liye doodh ki chai laayi
aur apne liye saadi chai
dilip- maasi aap saadi chai peeti hain
kmaasi- haa dilip mujhe saadi chai achchhi lagti hai
dilip- phir main chai peene laga
lekin meri najar kmaasi se hat hi nahi rahi thi
main chai pee liya
kmaasi kya main apke ghar asakta hoon
kmaasi- ismein poochne ki kya baat hai jab marzi kare aajana
dilip- lekin mujhe toh pata hi nahi hai
aap kahan rehti hain
kmaasi- jahan simita didi rehti hain usi sheher mein
dilip- achcha ab aap aram kijiye
main room se bahar aagaya
aur jaise hi seedhiya chadhne laga
meri najar nmami pe padi jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki main toh aaj nmami ke room mein padhai karne gaya hi nahi
lekin ab kuch nahi ho sakta tha
agar vanya mujhe nmami ke sath dekh legi
toh woh vidu ko bata degi aur main vidu ko dukhi nahi karna chahta tha....
dilip- main nmami ko ignore kiya aur pahuncha kitaab leke vanya ke room mein
vanya ke sath padhai karte hue shaam ho gayi
main kitaab side mein rakh diya
dilip- vanya tumse ek baat karni thi
vanya- haa bolo
dilip- pehle mere room mein chalo
[vanya bina kuch bole mere sath mere room mein aagayi
main gate lock kar diya]
woh woh [kaise kahu ki bmama se baat karo]
vanya- kya woh woh kar rahe ho
bolo na
dilip- tum pehle vaada karo ki tum mujhse naraz nahi hogi
vanya- saaf saaf bolo dara kyun rahe ho
dilip- tum bmama ke paas jaake unse baat karo
vanya gussa mat hona
vanya- tum jao yaha se
dilip- vanya shant ho jao
vanya- tum jaoge ki nahi yaha se
dilip- vanya baat ko samjho
vanya- [rote hue] kya samjhu meri maa ki jindagi ke sabse bade dukh ka karan jo insaan hai main uske paas chali jaun usse hans hanske baate karu sirf isliye ki woh mere pita hain
agar tum pitaji ko itna hi chahte ho toh unse pucho jaake ki koi unke damad se kahe ki main mar raha hoon meri beti se shaadi kar lo
unka damad dusri shaadi kar le
toh unki beti ko kitni takleef hogi
dilip- meri toh samajh mein hi nahi aaya ki vanya kya bol rahi hai lekin jab samjha toh vanya pe bahut gussa aane laga]
vanya yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho
vanya- tum kyun gussa ho rahe ho
are haan main toh bhool hi gayi pitaji ke hone wale damad toh tum hi ho
tum aisa karoge toh vidyadi ko takleef hogi hai na
dilip- vanya bas karo
vanya- kyun bas karu vidyadi ko agar aisi takleef ho yeh sochke tum itna gussa ho rahe ho
meri maa is takleef ke sath jee rahi hai
tum jab meri maa ko dekhkte ho toh unka dukh dekhke takleef nahi hoti
hogi bhi kaise tum sare mard ek jaise hote ho
kuch bhi kar lo
yahi chahte ho ki aurat hamesha tumhare sath toh rahe
lekin tumhare anguthe ke neeche
dilip- vanya
vanya- aur suno agar mummy aisa karti toh tumhe pata hai pitaji kya karte mere maa ko jaan se maar dete
aur main phir bhi apne pita ke sath rehti
dilip- [main kabhi socha nahi tha ki vanya mujhse aise baat karegi
aur mujhse aisi aisi baate karegi
mujhe lag raha tha ki vanya ab kuch galat jarur bolegi
mujhe vanya ko rokna hoga]
vanya chup raho
vanya- kyun chup rahu
dilip- vanya main janta hoon ki tum abhi bahut takleef mein ho
lekin tum apne aapko sambhalo
vanya- sambhalo apne aapko
ab main dekhti hoon ki tum apne aapko sambhalte kaise ho
tumhe pata hai is duniya mein sabse badi cheez kya hai maa
maa se upar koi nahi hai
ab tum sochoge ki main tumse woh baat kahungi jisse tumhe bahut jyada takleef hogi
lekin main tumse woh baat kahungi
jiske baad main dekhungi ki tum apne aapko kaise samabhalte ho
pitaji ka ek dost apni aakhri saanse gin raha ho
dilip- [main samajh gaya ki vanya kya bolne wali hai]
vanya chup ho jao
vanya- woh pitaji se kahe ki meri antim ichchha puri kardo
dilip- [cheekhke] vanya
vanya- aap mere samne mere bete ka vivah apni badi beti se
dilip- vanya please
vanya- kar dijiye
aur pitaji apne dost ki aakhri ichcha puri karne ke liye
vidyadi ki shaadi apne dost ke bete se karde toh
dilip- yeh sunte main apna aapa kho diya
aur vanya ko ek thappad maar diya
thappad lagte vanya neeche gid gayi
[itna gussa aaraha tha vanya pe
aur vanya se jyada khudpe man kar raha tha apni jaan de doon
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
man kiya ki phone tod doön
main phone nikaal liya
phone screen pe najar padte hi main apna gussa kam karne ki koshish karne laga
main bathroom mein aagaya
nal chalu kar diya
phone uthaya
vidu- kaise hain mere patidev ji
ummmmmmuuuuuuunh
dilip- [vidu ki awaj sunke mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki main kya bolu
unse maafi maangu
ya phir jee bharke roun
vidu- kya hua aap kuch bol nahi rahe hain
aur yeh awaj kaisi
dilip- bathroom mein hoon nal se paani gid raha hai
vidu- main bhi na main thodi der baad phone karti hoon
dilip- vidu phone cut kar di
main br se bahar aaya toh dekha vanya ro rahi thi
main gate kholke bahar aaya
bahar koi nahi tha
main phir andar aaaya
vanya ka hath pakadke uthane laga
vanya nahi uthi
kai baar koshish kiya vanya nahi uthi
mujhe aur jyada gussa aane laga
main vanya ko jabardasti apni god mein utha liya
mujhe iswaqt itna gussa aaraha tha
vanya ko dekhke mujhe lag raha tha ki main vanya ke sath kuch galat na kar doon
vanya neeche utarne lagi
main jaldi se chalte hue vanya ke room mein aagaya
aur vanya ko bed pe chhod diya
jab main gate ke paas pahuncha toh pata nahi mujhe kya hua
main vanya ke paas gaya
vanya abhi bhi ro rahi thi
dilip- vanya tumhe uski kasam jisse tum sabse jyada pyar karti ho
agar tum apne aapko jara sa bhi nuksaan pahunchaogi toh woh insaan jisse tum sabse jyada pyar karti ho
woh tadap tadapke marega
sun rahi ho na woh tadap tadapke marega
yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya
mere dimaag mein abhi bhi yeh baat ghoom rahi thi
ki main vanya ko aisa kyun bola akhir kyun
upar se yeh haramkhor sar dard
vanya pehli baat bol deti ki meri paas maa nahi hai
main bardasht karleta
lekin woh vidu ke liye aisa kyun boli
akhi kyun
aur main aisa kyun bola vanya ko
kya ho gaya hai mujhe
kahi main paagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon.,.
dilip- main vidu ko phone lagaya
vidu- ab bataiye aap kaise hain
dilip- theek hoon aap kaisi hai
vidu- jaise aap waisi main
dilip- kahana kha liya aapne
vidu- nahi achcha suniye na kya aap mera ek kaam karenge
dilip- boliye
vidu- aap padhai ke alawa vanya ke sath thoda waqt bitayenge
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
vidu- pitaji ki wajah se jo dukh maa ko pahuncha hai
maa ko dekhke vanya bhi dukhi rehti hai
isi liye keh rahi hoon aap vanu ke sath rahiye use hansaiye use khush rakhiye
main janti hoon ki yeh sab mujhe karna chahiye
main uski badi behen hoon
dilip- are toh aap ro kyun rahi hain
aur aap har baat pe roya mat kijiye
mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi lagta
vidu- aaahaaye ek baar aur boliye na
dilip- aur aap har baat pe roya mat kijiye
mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi lagta
vidu- ek baar aur
dilip- ab aap aram kijiye
vidu- din bhar toh room mein baithi rehti hoon
aur aap bolte hain ki aram kijiye
dilip- ek do din mein toh aap puri tarah se theek ho jayengi
vidu- aapko ek do din kam lagta hai
dilip- kiss dijiye na
vidu- nahi milegi
dilip- ummmmuuuuuunh
vidu- ummuuuuuuuuunh
dilip- phir main phone cut kar diya
aur sochne laga ki ab kya karu
vidu kehti hai ki vanya ko khush rakho
vanya ab mujhse baat nahi karegi
mujhe pehle se pata tha ki vanya yeh sab jarur bolegi
lekin main usko thappad kyun mara
vanya aaj tak mera itna khyaal rakkhi
aur main use thappad maar diya
agar vidu ko pata chal gaya toh use kitna dukh pahunchega
mujhe vanya ko manana padega
raat ke khane ka time ho gaya
main neeche aagaya
bnani- vanya kahan hai use bhi bula la
dilip- aaj hum jyada padhai kar rahe hain isiliye main aur vanya vanya ke room mein hi khana kha lenge
aap khana plate mein de dijiye
bmami- bmaa aapka beta toh badi mehnat kar raha hai
lagta hai iss baar toh first hi aayega
bnani- mera beta hai har kaam pura dil lagake karta hai
dilip- main do plate mein khana leke vanya ke room mein aagaya
gate lock kiya
vanya abhi bhi ro rahi thi
main plate table pe rakh diya
aur vanya ke paas gaya
vanya apna munh dusri taraf ghuma li
main vanya ke pairo ke paas baith gaya
aur vanya ke pair pakad liya
vanya- dilip mera pair chhodo
dilip- nahi chhodunga
pehle tum khana khao
vanya- dilip mera pair chhodo mujhe jab bhukh lagegi main khana kha lungi
dilip- nahi jaunga
vanya- kyun mere piche pade rehte ho hamesha
akhir kya lagti hoon main tumhari
bhagwaan ke liye mujhe akayla chhod do
dilip- vanya tum woh pehli ladki ho jo meri jindagi mein aayi
jiski wajah se mujhe mera pyar aur pariwaar dono mila
maine kabhi nahi kaha ki bmama sahi hain
please mujhe maaf kardo
tum chaho toh mujhe maar lo
lekin mujhe maaf kardo
vanya- nahi karungi tumne thappad maara iska dukh nahi hai mujhe
dukh toh is baat ka hai ki tumhe meri maa ki takleef nahi tumhe tumhari nmami ka aleklapan dikha
kya lagta hai mujhe nahi pata ki tum roj ek ghanta apni nmami ke sath padhai karte ho
tum fiqr mat karo main tumse naraj nahi hoon
lekin aaj ke baad mujhse baat mat karna
warna yeh baat vidyadi ko bata dungi
yeh lo apne khane ki plate aur khao
dilip- [main bina kuch kahe khana khane laga
aaj vanya mujhe woh waali vanya nahi lag rahi thi
yeh toh vanya ka dusra roop tha jismein sirf gussa bhara hua
main aur vanya khana kha liya
dilip- ek aakhri baat tumse kehna chahta hoon
tumhari wajah se mujhe sab kuch mila
lekin main apni ek nadani ki wajah se tumhe kho diya
main apne room mein aagaya
[vanya ka room]
vanya- bewakoof hamesha galat hi sochta hai
main chahti hoon ki tum mujhse nafrat karo
mujhe mera pyar nahi mil saka lekin meri behen ko uska pyar jarur milega
dilip hamesha khush rehna aur apni vidu ko bhi khush rakhna
kaash tum yeh kasam nahi dete ki main agar apne aapko nuksaan pahunchaungi toh woh insaan jisse main pyar karti hoon woh tadap tadapke marega
kaash main pehle hi apni jaan de deti
ab toh woh bhi nahi kar sakungi
tum hi toh ho jisse main sabse jyada pyar karti hoon bachpan se
tumhe dekhke hi aisa lagta tha ki tum hi mere sapno ke rajkumar ho
tumhe yaad hai tumhara atharwa janamdi tha
us din tum mujhse takraye the
pehli baar tumne mujhe chhua tha
pehli baar mere rajkumar ne mujhe chhua tha
hum chachaji ke ghar ja rahe the
main kahi ki mera sard ho raha hai
tum mera sar apne kandhe pe rakhke mera sar dabane laga
tumhare saath bitaye hue aise kai lamho ko
main paagal tumhara pyar samajh baithi
pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
jab tum hospital mein vidyadi ko jagane ke liye apne sar pe gun lagae the
main toh usi waq soch li thi ki main tumhe i love u bol doon lekin tabhi vidyadi ko hosh aagaya
ek aur baat main tumhari dulhan thi tumhari dulhan hoon
aur tumhari dulhan hi rahungi
ab tumhare main tadap tadapke jeeungi tumhare bina
tumhari kasam jo puri karni hai
i love u dilip i love u
[vanya dilip ki tasveer apne seene se lagaye
phut phutke rone lagi
uski kahi har ek baat us uparwale ke siwa na koi sun paya
aur na hi koi jaan paaya]
pehle toh vanya ke sath padhai karne mein aisa lagta tha
jaise saza kaat raha hoon
lekin ab aadat pad gayi thi
padhai karte hue dopeher ho gayi
hum dono khana khane neeche gaye
aaj kal bmama apne alag room mein khana khate the
bechare bhalai karne gaye the lekin mila kya
main chup chaap khana kha raha tha
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
main jeb se phone nikaala phone lukkhe ka tha matlab akhil ka
main jaise hi phone kaan mein lagaya
vanya mera phone chheen li
vanya- khane ke baat nahi kar sakte
dilip- vanya phone do
[vanya screen pe dekhne lagi]
vanya- yeh lukkha kaun hai
dilip- mera dost hai
bnani boliye na phone dene ko
bnani- vanu phone de do
[vanya mujhe phone de di
main khana beech mein chhodke apne room mein aagaya
dilip- hello lukkhe kaisa hai
akhil- main theek hoon
tu apna bata
dilip- tu bata aajkal kya kar raha hai
akhil- main kya karunga bas ek sugar ki factory khareed liya hoon
dilip- kya kaha braun sugar ki factory
akhil- tu kabhi nahi badal sakta
dilip- aur bata meri jaan aarushi kaisi hai
akhil- tujhe kitni baar bola hai woh teri bhabhi hai
dilip- matlab ab tu sudhar gaya hai
akhil- haa chal ab rakhta hoon thoda time mile toh phone kar lena
dilip- theek hai
[main phone cut karke neeche aagaya
dt pe meri plate nahi thi
main kitchen mein gaya
kitchen mein kmaasi thi]
kmaasi- kuch chahiye dilip
dilip- maasi woh main aadha khana hi khaya tha
mera plate de dijiye
main baaki bhi kha leta hoon
kmaasi- tumhara bacha khana toh vanya kha li
dilip- par kyun main toh sirf baat karne gaya tha
kmaasi- woh use bmaa ne kaha tha ki woh tumhara khana kha le
dilip- achcha bnani ne kaha tha
kmaasi- main chai bana rahi hoon tum peeyoge
dilip- jee pee lunga
kmaasi- theek hai tum mere room mein baitho main chai leke aati hoon
dilip- [main kmaasi ke room mein aagaya
kmaasi ka room bilkul saada tha
matlab safed saari unke kuch kapde aur pura room bhi khaali tha
main socha ki bnana bhi toh is duniya mein nahi hain
lekin bnani toh aise nahi rehti
woh toh normal life hi jeeti hain
aur koi aurat vidhwa hai toh kya hua use normal life jeeni chahiye
aur ek taraf kmaasi jo bilkul saada jeewan jeeti hain
pata nahi kyun jab bhi kmaasi ko dekhta hoon
nazar hi nahi hat ti hai unke chehre par se
tabhi kmaasi chai leke aagayi
tabhi main shock ho gaya
kmaasi mere liye doodh ki chai laayi
aur apne liye saadi chai
dilip- maasi aap saadi chai peeti hain
kmaasi- haa dilip mujhe saadi chai achchhi lagti hai
dilip- phir main chai peene laga
lekin meri najar kmaasi se hat hi nahi rahi thi
main chai pee liya
kmaasi kya main apke ghar asakta hoon
kmaasi- ismein poochne ki kya baat hai jab marzi kare aajana
dilip- lekin mujhe toh pata hi nahi hai
aap kahan rehti hain
kmaasi- jahan simita didi rehti hain usi sheher mein
dilip- achcha ab aap aram kijiye
main room se bahar aagaya
aur jaise hi seedhiya chadhne laga
meri najar nmami pe padi jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki main toh aaj nmami ke room mein padhai karne gaya hi nahi
lekin ab kuch nahi ho sakta tha
agar vanya mujhe nmami ke sath dekh legi
toh woh vidu ko bata degi aur main vidu ko dukhi nahi karna chahta tha....
dilip- main nmami ko ignore kiya aur pahuncha kitaab leke vanya ke room mein
vanya ke sath padhai karte hue shaam ho gayi
main kitaab side mein rakh diya
dilip- vanya tumse ek baat karni thi
vanya- haa bolo
dilip- pehle mere room mein chalo
[vanya bina kuch bole mere sath mere room mein aagayi
main gate lock kar diya]
woh woh [kaise kahu ki bmama se baat karo]
vanya- kya woh woh kar rahe ho
bolo na
dilip- tum pehle vaada karo ki tum mujhse naraz nahi hogi
vanya- saaf saaf bolo dara kyun rahe ho
dilip- tum bmama ke paas jaake unse baat karo
vanya gussa mat hona
vanya- tum jao yaha se
dilip- vanya shant ho jao
vanya- tum jaoge ki nahi yaha se
dilip- vanya baat ko samjho
vanya- [rote hue] kya samjhu meri maa ki jindagi ke sabse bade dukh ka karan jo insaan hai main uske paas chali jaun usse hans hanske baate karu sirf isliye ki woh mere pita hain
agar tum pitaji ko itna hi chahte ho toh unse pucho jaake ki koi unke damad se kahe ki main mar raha hoon meri beti se shaadi kar lo
unka damad dusri shaadi kar le
toh unki beti ko kitni takleef hogi
dilip- meri toh samajh mein hi nahi aaya ki vanya kya bol rahi hai lekin jab samjha toh vanya pe bahut gussa aane laga]
vanya yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho
vanya- tum kyun gussa ho rahe ho
are haan main toh bhool hi gayi pitaji ke hone wale damad toh tum hi ho
tum aisa karoge toh vidyadi ko takleef hogi hai na
dilip- vanya bas karo
vanya- kyun bas karu vidyadi ko agar aisi takleef ho yeh sochke tum itna gussa ho rahe ho
meri maa is takleef ke sath jee rahi hai
tum jab meri maa ko dekhkte ho toh unka dukh dekhke takleef nahi hoti
hogi bhi kaise tum sare mard ek jaise hote ho
kuch bhi kar lo
yahi chahte ho ki aurat hamesha tumhare sath toh rahe
lekin tumhare anguthe ke neeche
dilip- vanya
vanya- aur suno agar mummy aisa karti toh tumhe pata hai pitaji kya karte mere maa ko jaan se maar dete
aur main phir bhi apne pita ke sath rehti
dilip- [main kabhi socha nahi tha ki vanya mujhse aise baat karegi
aur mujhse aisi aisi baate karegi
mujhe lag raha tha ki vanya ab kuch galat jarur bolegi
mujhe vanya ko rokna hoga]
vanya chup raho
vanya- kyun chup rahu
dilip- vanya main janta hoon ki tum abhi bahut takleef mein ho
lekin tum apne aapko sambhalo
vanya- sambhalo apne aapko
ab main dekhti hoon ki tum apne aapko sambhalte kaise ho
tumhe pata hai is duniya mein sabse badi cheez kya hai maa
maa se upar koi nahi hai
ab tum sochoge ki main tumse woh baat kahungi jisse tumhe bahut jyada takleef hogi
lekin main tumse woh baat kahungi
jiske baad main dekhungi ki tum apne aapko kaise samabhalte ho
pitaji ka ek dost apni aakhri saanse gin raha ho
dilip- [main samajh gaya ki vanya kya bolne wali hai]
vanya chup ho jao
vanya- woh pitaji se kahe ki meri antim ichchha puri kardo
dilip- [cheekhke] vanya
vanya- aap mere samne mere bete ka vivah apni badi beti se
dilip- vanya please
vanya- kar dijiye
aur pitaji apne dost ki aakhri ichcha puri karne ke liye
vidyadi ki shaadi apne dost ke bete se karde toh
dilip- yeh sunte main apna aapa kho diya
aur vanya ko ek thappad maar diya
thappad lagte vanya neeche gid gayi
[itna gussa aaraha tha vanya pe
aur vanya se jyada khudpe man kar raha tha apni jaan de doon
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
man kiya ki phone tod doön
main phone nikaal liya
phone screen pe najar padte hi main apna gussa kam karne ki koshish karne laga
main bathroom mein aagaya
nal chalu kar diya
phone uthaya
vidu- kaise hain mere patidev ji
ummmmmmuuuuuuunh
dilip- [vidu ki awaj sunke mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki main kya bolu
unse maafi maangu
ya phir jee bharke roun
vidu- kya hua aap kuch bol nahi rahe hain
aur yeh awaj kaisi
dilip- bathroom mein hoon nal se paani gid raha hai
vidu- main bhi na main thodi der baad phone karti hoon
dilip- vidu phone cut kar di
main br se bahar aaya toh dekha vanya ro rahi thi
main gate kholke bahar aaya
bahar koi nahi tha
main phir andar aaaya
vanya ka hath pakadke uthane laga
vanya nahi uthi
kai baar koshish kiya vanya nahi uthi
mujhe aur jyada gussa aane laga
main vanya ko jabardasti apni god mein utha liya
mujhe iswaqt itna gussa aaraha tha
vanya ko dekhke mujhe lag raha tha ki main vanya ke sath kuch galat na kar doon
vanya neeche utarne lagi
main jaldi se chalte hue vanya ke room mein aagaya
aur vanya ko bed pe chhod diya
jab main gate ke paas pahuncha toh pata nahi mujhe kya hua
main vanya ke paas gaya
vanya abhi bhi ro rahi thi
dilip- vanya tumhe uski kasam jisse tum sabse jyada pyar karti ho
agar tum apne aapko jara sa bhi nuksaan pahunchaogi toh woh insaan jisse tum sabse jyada pyar karti ho
woh tadap tadapke marega
sun rahi ho na woh tadap tadapke marega
yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya
mere dimaag mein abhi bhi yeh baat ghoom rahi thi
ki main vanya ko aisa kyun bola akhir kyun
upar se yeh haramkhor sar dard
vanya pehli baat bol deti ki meri paas maa nahi hai
main bardasht karleta
lekin woh vidu ke liye aisa kyun boli
akhi kyun
aur main aisa kyun bola vanya ko
kya ho gaya hai mujhe
kahi main paagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon.,.
dilip- main vidu ko phone lagaya
vidu- ab bataiye aap kaise hain
dilip- theek hoon aap kaisi hai
vidu- jaise aap waisi main
dilip- kahana kha liya aapne
vidu- nahi achcha suniye na kya aap mera ek kaam karenge
dilip- boliye
vidu- aap padhai ke alawa vanya ke sath thoda waqt bitayenge
dilip- main kuch samjha nahi
vidu- pitaji ki wajah se jo dukh maa ko pahuncha hai
maa ko dekhke vanya bhi dukhi rehti hai
isi liye keh rahi hoon aap vanu ke sath rahiye use hansaiye use khush rakhiye
main janti hoon ki yeh sab mujhe karna chahiye
main uski badi behen hoon
dilip- are toh aap ro kyun rahi hain
aur aap har baat pe roya mat kijiye
mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi lagta
vidu- aaahaaye ek baar aur boliye na
dilip- aur aap har baat pe roya mat kijiye
mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi lagta
vidu- ek baar aur
dilip- ab aap aram kijiye
vidu- din bhar toh room mein baithi rehti hoon
aur aap bolte hain ki aram kijiye
dilip- ek do din mein toh aap puri tarah se theek ho jayengi
vidu- aapko ek do din kam lagta hai
dilip- kiss dijiye na
vidu- nahi milegi
dilip- ummmmuuuuuunh
vidu- ummuuuuuuuuunh
dilip- phir main phone cut kar diya
aur sochne laga ki ab kya karu
vidu kehti hai ki vanya ko khush rakho
vanya ab mujhse baat nahi karegi
mujhe pehle se pata tha ki vanya yeh sab jarur bolegi
lekin main usko thappad kyun mara
vanya aaj tak mera itna khyaal rakkhi
aur main use thappad maar diya
agar vidu ko pata chal gaya toh use kitna dukh pahunchega
mujhe vanya ko manana padega
raat ke khane ka time ho gaya
main neeche aagaya
bnani- vanya kahan hai use bhi bula la
dilip- aaj hum jyada padhai kar rahe hain isiliye main aur vanya vanya ke room mein hi khana kha lenge
aap khana plate mein de dijiye
bmami- bmaa aapka beta toh badi mehnat kar raha hai
lagta hai iss baar toh first hi aayega
bnani- mera beta hai har kaam pura dil lagake karta hai
dilip- main do plate mein khana leke vanya ke room mein aagaya
gate lock kiya
vanya abhi bhi ro rahi thi
main plate table pe rakh diya
aur vanya ke paas gaya
vanya apna munh dusri taraf ghuma li
main vanya ke pairo ke paas baith gaya
aur vanya ke pair pakad liya
vanya- dilip mera pair chhodo
dilip- nahi chhodunga
pehle tum khana khao
vanya- dilip mera pair chhodo mujhe jab bhukh lagegi main khana kha lungi
dilip- nahi jaunga
vanya- kyun mere piche pade rehte ho hamesha
akhir kya lagti hoon main tumhari
bhagwaan ke liye mujhe akayla chhod do
dilip- vanya tum woh pehli ladki ho jo meri jindagi mein aayi
jiski wajah se mujhe mera pyar aur pariwaar dono mila
maine kabhi nahi kaha ki bmama sahi hain
please mujhe maaf kardo
tum chaho toh mujhe maar lo
lekin mujhe maaf kardo
vanya- nahi karungi tumne thappad maara iska dukh nahi hai mujhe
dukh toh is baat ka hai ki tumhe meri maa ki takleef nahi tumhe tumhari nmami ka aleklapan dikha
kya lagta hai mujhe nahi pata ki tum roj ek ghanta apni nmami ke sath padhai karte ho
tum fiqr mat karo main tumse naraj nahi hoon
lekin aaj ke baad mujhse baat mat karna
warna yeh baat vidyadi ko bata dungi
yeh lo apne khane ki plate aur khao
dilip- [main bina kuch kahe khana khane laga
aaj vanya mujhe woh waali vanya nahi lag rahi thi
yeh toh vanya ka dusra roop tha jismein sirf gussa bhara hua
main aur vanya khana kha liya
dilip- ek aakhri baat tumse kehna chahta hoon
tumhari wajah se mujhe sab kuch mila
lekin main apni ek nadani ki wajah se tumhe kho diya
main apne room mein aagaya
[vanya ka room]
vanya- bewakoof hamesha galat hi sochta hai
main chahti hoon ki tum mujhse nafrat karo
mujhe mera pyar nahi mil saka lekin meri behen ko uska pyar jarur milega
dilip hamesha khush rehna aur apni vidu ko bhi khush rakhna
kaash tum yeh kasam nahi dete ki main agar apne aapko nuksaan pahunchaungi toh woh insaan jisse main pyar karti hoon woh tadap tadapke marega
kaash main pehle hi apni jaan de deti
ab toh woh bhi nahi kar sakungi
tum hi toh ho jisse main sabse jyada pyar karti hoon bachpan se
tumhe dekhke hi aisa lagta tha ki tum hi mere sapno ke rajkumar ho
tumhe yaad hai tumhara atharwa janamdi tha
us din tum mujhse takraye the
pehli baar tumne mujhe chhua tha
pehli baar mere rajkumar ne mujhe chhua tha
hum chachaji ke ghar ja rahe the
main kahi ki mera sard ho raha hai
tum mera sar apne kandhe pe rakhke mera sar dabane laga
tumhare saath bitaye hue aise kai lamho ko
main paagal tumhara pyar samajh baithi
pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
jab tum hospital mein vidyadi ko jagane ke liye apne sar pe gun lagae the
main toh usi waq soch li thi ki main tumhe i love u bol doon lekin tabhi vidyadi ko hosh aagaya
ek aur baat main tumhari dulhan thi tumhari dulhan hoon
aur tumhari dulhan hi rahungi
ab tumhare main tadap tadapke jeeungi tumhare bina
tumhari kasam jo puri karni hai
i love u dilip i love u
[vanya dilip ki tasveer apne seene se lagaye
phut phutke rone lagi
uski kahi har ek baat us uparwale ke siwa na koi sun paya
aur na hi koi jaan paaya]
