Update 49
dilip- main apne room mein aake let gaya
main janta tha ki galti meri thi
vanya ko kya ho gaya aaj
main agar bmami ko bolta ki aap bmama se baat karo
toh woh bhi naraz ho jati
lekin baad mein mujhse baat bhi karti
kuch samajh mein nahi aaraha tha
yeh sab sochte hue kaha se neend aane wali thi
upar se sar mein dard ho raha tha
aur main behosh bhi nahi ho raha tha
behosh hone se meri takleef toh kam ho jati
main socha bnani ke paas jata hoon
phir bnani pareshan ho jati
upar mein mera aur baki behno ka rooms tha
bmami ke paas jata hoon
shayad meri takleef kam ho jaye
main kapde badalke neeche aagaya
aur bmami ke room ki taraf jaane laga
tabhi kmaasi ke room ka gate khula
main waha pe ruk gaya
kmaasi- dilip itni raat ko kahan ja rahe ho
dilip- woh mere sar mein dard ho raha hai
iske aage main kuch bol hi nahi paaya
kmaasi mera hath pakadke room mein le gayi aur bed pe baitha di
kmaasi- tum baitho main sar daba deti hoon
dilip- maasi aap rehne dijiye
kmaasi- achcha batao abhi tum kahan ja rahe the
dilip- bmami ke paas
kmaasi- sar dar hai isliye na
dilip- haa
kmaasi- bhabhi so gayi hain
ab let jao mujhe pata hai
tumhe jyada takleef ho rahi hai
dilip- main let gaya kmaasi bahar chali gayi
thodi der mein kmaasi tel leke aagayi
mera sar apni god mein rakhke mere sar mein tel lagake mere sar ki maalish karne lagi
thodi der baad main kmaasi ki god mein hi so gaya
subah aankh khuli toh kmaasi room mein nahi thi
main bahar aaya toh bnani bmami aur kmaasi kitchen mein thi
main apne room mein aake nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche aagaya
vanya dt pe baithi hui thi
main bhi baith gaya
thodi der baad hum sab nashta karne lage
nashta karke main akhade mein aagaya
kasrat karke bimla ke ghar pahuncha bimla se thodi der baat kiya
phir shanti ki chudai karke ghar wapas aagaya
us din main apne room mein hi padhai karta raha
dopeher mein nmami ke sath 1ghanta padhai kiya
na toh usdin vanya mujhse baat ki aur na hi mere sath padhai
din aise hi beet gaya
dusre din bhi aisa hi hua
kuch achcha nahi lag raha tha
vanya ke bina mujhe apne aap pe aur jyada gussa aane laga
shaam mein main socha vinay se mil leta hoon
bahut din se usse mila bhi nahi hoon
jab main neeche aane laga toh kmaasi upar hi mujhe mil gai
kmaasi- dilip kal subah mere sath mandir chaloge
dilip- jee
phir main bnani ke paas gaya
unko bata diya ki main vinay se milne ja raha hoon
aane mein shayad late ho jaunga
main vinay ke ghar pahuncha
vinay ko awaj diya
aaj vinay daudta hua bahar aaya
vinay- bhaiya aap sahi time pe aaye ho
andar aao
dilip- tujhse milne aaya tha ab main chalta hoon
vinay- aap agar nahi aaye toh main cmaalik kehke bulaunga
dilip- main vinay ke sath andar aagaya
khaat pe shanti ka pati baitha hua tha
shanti aur vkm rasoi mein thi
vinay- jeeja ji yeh hain mere dost aur cmaalik
dilip- tu nahi sudhrega
skp- main kuch samjha nahi
vinay- are yeh thakurji ke bhanje hain
dilip- yeh sunke shanti ke pati ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
vinay- jeeja ji kahan kho gaye
skp- kahi nahi
vinay- bhaiya aapko pata hai ab main bhi college mein padhunga
jeejaji keh rahe hain ki woh mera college mein admission karwa denge
dilip- yeh toh bahut khushi ki baat hai
skp- aap khade kyun hain baithiye na
dilip- nahi nahi main chalta hoon
aur tu kis college mein admission karwaega
vinay- aapke college mein
skp- matlab
vinay- iss gaon mein jo college hai woh mere bhaiya ka hai
dilip- bas bhi kar woh meri bnani ka college hai
skp ko dekhne se aisa lag raha tha ki woh ek no ke lalchi aadmiyo mein se ek hai
phir main ghar aagaya
jab main ghar pahuncha toh vanya mujhe gusse dekhke upar apne room mein chali gayi..,.
dilip- vanya ka bhi samajh mein nahi aata hai
itna kya gussa
main apne room mein aagaya
kuch tha nahi karne ke liye socha padhai hi kar leta hoon
1 ghanta padhai kiya phir neeche gaya khana khane
vanya meri taraf dekhi bhi nahi
main khana kha liya
agar vanya mujhse baat nahi karna chahti toh main bhi nahi karunga
kya nahi karunga meri toh kismat hi kharab hai
tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
main vanya ki taraf dekha
dilip- bnani main chhat pe ja raha hoon
bnani- itni raat ko tu kahi nahi jayega ja apne room mein
dilip- bas aadhe ghante mein aajaunga
bnani- chhat pe kya karna hai tujhe
dilip- kuch nahi bas aise hi
bnani- vanya dilip ke sath jaa
dilip- vanya mujhe ghurne lagi lekin karti bhi kya bechari
mujhe pata tha raat ko bnani mujhe akele jaane nahi dengi
main chhat pe aagaya
mere piche vanya bhi aagayi
main chhat pe idhar udhar ghumne laga
vanya mujhe kha jane wali nazro se dekh rahi thi
lekin kuch boli nahi
bolti bhi kya mujhse naraz jo thi
aadhe ghante tak main chhat pe ghumta raha
phir main apne room mein aagaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
ab main yahi idea apnane wala tha
teeno time khane ke baad chhat pe jaunga
bnani vanya ko mere sath bhejegi
isi baat se tang aake vanya mujhse jarur baat karegi
woh kya hai na bnani ko nchai se dar lagta hai
isliye woh mujhe bhi unchai pe jaane se mana karti hain
raat ko bmami mere liye doodh leke aagayi
main doodh pee liya
phir so gaya
aaj mujhe mandir jana tha
main jaldi uth gaya
neeche gaya toh kmaasi pooja ki thali leke tayyar khadi thi
dilip- kaunse mandir jana hai
kmaasi- purane wale mandir
[yeh woh mandir tha jaha shanti gayi thi]
kmaasi- tum gaadi pe aage chalo main aati hoon
dilip- matlab
bnani- matlab yeh ki teri maasi paidal chalke mandir jayegi
dilip- toh phir main bhi paidal chalunga
bmami- bmaa dekha main na kehti thi ki dilip bhi paidal jaega
kmaasi- dilip main keh rahi hoon na ki tum gaadi mein aao
bnani- rehne de yeh nahi maanega
dilip- phir main aur maasi 2 ghante tak paidal chalte hue pahunche mandir
kmaasi puja karne lagi
main bahar mein khada raha
abhi sirf pujari ji aur 2 3 log hi the mandir mein
kmaasi puja karke wapas aagayi
phir main kmaasi ghar aagaye ghar pahunchte dopeher ho gayi
main khana kha liya
main bnani ko bolke chat pe aagaya
mere peeche vanya bhi aagayi
phir aadhe ghante baad main apne room mein aaya
kapde badalke bimla ke ghar gaya
bimla- aaj aate hi nahi
dilip- mandir gaya tha
bimla- main shanti ko bulake lati hoon
pehle yeh bataki meri pyas kab bujhaega
dilip- 5 din mein shanti ka kota pura ho jaega
phir main apne exams mein busy ho jaunga
bimla- matlab ab 1 mahina 12 din
dilip- agar main first nahi aaya toh mera ghar bahar nikalna band
bimla- theek hai main kar lungi intezaar
dilip- aur haa apko mera ek kaam karna hai
bimla- kya
dilip- aap shanti ko bhadkayengi ki gaand marwane mein bada maza aata hai
bimla- kya khaak maza aata hai bahut buri halat ho jaati hai
dilip- toh phir theek hai aaj ke baad main aapki chudai nahi karungi
bimla- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
lekin agar shanti nahi maani toh
dilip- kyun nahi maanegi jab woh aapko gaand marwate hue dekhegi
toh jarur maan jaegi
meri baat sunke bimla ki puri tarah se phat gayi
bimla- mujhe dekhegi
dilip- haa aur aap itna dar kyun rahi ho
aapko toh pata hai ki pehli baar hi dard hota hai
aur aap toh pehle bhi marwa chuki ho
bimla- mere pati ka lund tere aadhe lund ke barabar tha
aisa mat kar meri choot jitni phaadni ho phaad le
dilip- achcha theek hai nahi maarunga aapki gaand
aur na hi shanti ki munh mat banao
phir bimla shanti ko leke aagayi
main shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya...
[8 SAAL BAAD]
dilip- main raat ko soya hua hoon
ek dum meeth neend ke sath
jaise hi main karwat badla
kisine meri gaand pe chimti kaat li
main hadbada ke uth gaya
mere uthte hi vidu bhi uth gayi
vidu- kya hua aap uth kyun gaye
tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- yeh vanya ki bachchi mujhe chimti kaat rahi hai
vidu- vanu
vanya- nahi didi main kuch nahi ki hoon
yehi apni teesri biwi ki taraf munh karke soye hue the
dilip- haa toh neend mein dhyaan nahi rehta hai iska matlab yeh thodi hai tu mujhe chimti kaategi
biwi3- chimti kaha pe kaati
vanya- haa haa batao
[ek toh waise hi mood kharab ho gaya tha]
dilip- wohi pe jahan har roj dono chimti kaat ti hai
meri gaand pe
[yeh sunke meri teeno biwiya hansne lagi]
aap bhi hans rahi hain
vidu- achcha sorry aap so jaiye
or tum dono khabardar jo inko pareshan ki ho
dilip- main nahi sounga
yeh dono phir mujhe pareshan karengi
vidu- achcha theek
[aur vidu mere mathe pe kiss kar di
meri dono biwi mere dono gaal pe kiss kar di
pichchle 1 saal se yahi chal raha hai
vidu mere sar ke paas soti hai
main apne dono hath phailake peeth ke bal sota hoon
meri dono biwiya mere dono hath pe sar rakhke soti hain
aur agar galti se main karwat badal liya
mera hath dono mein se kisi ke sar ke neeche se hat gaya
toh dono apni aukaat pe aajati hain
turant meri gaand pe chimti kaat leti hain
aur uske baad teeno mujhe meri jindagi ka sabse bada tohfa deti hain
kiss ka matlab yeh thodi hota hai ki aap munh mein munh satake ek dusre ke hont chuse
kiss toh yeh hai
jo meri teeno biwiya mujhe karti hain
waise mujhe bhi achcha lagta tha apni teeno biwiyo ke sath aise hansi majak karna
roz 3 4 baar main karwat badalta hoon
aur har baar meri gaand laal ho jati
vidu mere sar mein apni ungli phira rahi thi
vanya aur meri teesri biwi mere gaal sehla rahi thi
aise hi meethi neend aagayi
subah mein vidu sabse pehle uthti hain
mere liye nashta banati hain
subah mein uthke main chhat pe jata hoon
kasrat karne kasrat karne baad meri teeno biwiya mere liye gilass leke aati hain
ab yeh bhi teen gilass peena padta hai
vidu toh mere liye doodh leke aati hain
baaki dono ajeeb sa juice leke aati hain
lekin main bhi inteeno ka pati hoon
vidu ke gilass mein se aadha doodh peeta hoon
baaki bacha vidu peeti hain
aise hi vanya ka ajeeb sa juice peeta hoon
biwi3 ka juice peeta hoon
baaki bacha dono pee leti hain
lekin ismein bhi vanya ki bachchi idea nikaal li
nashta dopeher ka khana raat ka khana
ab suniye teeno biwiyo ki plate se aadha khata hoon
baaki aadha meri biwiya khati hain
waise main apne aapko is duniya ka sabse khushnaseeb insaan samajhta hoon
itna pyar karne wali biwi woh bhi teen
vidu jo har waqt mera khyal rakhti hai
vanu jo mujhpe apna haq jamati hai
aur meri biwi3 jo thodi psycho hai
uska kuch samajh hi nahi aata baad mein bataunga
pehle toh main nashta kar raha hoon apni biwiyo ke sath
phir main ready ho gaya
dilip- kmaasi se milne ja raha hoon
biwi3- bike pe jaiye
vanya- car mein jaiye
biwi3- bike pe jaenge
vanya- car mein jaenge
biwi3- bike pe jaenge
vanya- car mein jaenge
[main vidu ki taraf aas bhari najro se dekha]
vidu- na bike pe jaenge na car mein jaenge
paidal jaenge
aap jaiye
dilip- main bahar aake paidal chalne laga
bnani aur main jahan rehte the gaon mein
wohi pe ab kmaasi rehti hain....
main janta tha ki galti meri thi
vanya ko kya ho gaya aaj
main agar bmami ko bolta ki aap bmama se baat karo
toh woh bhi naraz ho jati
lekin baad mein mujhse baat bhi karti
kuch samajh mein nahi aaraha tha
yeh sab sochte hue kaha se neend aane wali thi
upar se sar mein dard ho raha tha
aur main behosh bhi nahi ho raha tha
behosh hone se meri takleef toh kam ho jati
main socha bnani ke paas jata hoon
phir bnani pareshan ho jati
upar mein mera aur baki behno ka rooms tha
bmami ke paas jata hoon
shayad meri takleef kam ho jaye
main kapde badalke neeche aagaya
aur bmami ke room ki taraf jaane laga
tabhi kmaasi ke room ka gate khula
main waha pe ruk gaya
kmaasi- dilip itni raat ko kahan ja rahe ho
dilip- woh mere sar mein dard ho raha hai
iske aage main kuch bol hi nahi paaya
kmaasi mera hath pakadke room mein le gayi aur bed pe baitha di
kmaasi- tum baitho main sar daba deti hoon
dilip- maasi aap rehne dijiye
kmaasi- achcha batao abhi tum kahan ja rahe the
dilip- bmami ke paas
kmaasi- sar dar hai isliye na
dilip- haa
kmaasi- bhabhi so gayi hain
ab let jao mujhe pata hai
tumhe jyada takleef ho rahi hai
dilip- main let gaya kmaasi bahar chali gayi
thodi der mein kmaasi tel leke aagayi
mera sar apni god mein rakhke mere sar mein tel lagake mere sar ki maalish karne lagi
thodi der baad main kmaasi ki god mein hi so gaya
subah aankh khuli toh kmaasi room mein nahi thi
main bahar aaya toh bnani bmami aur kmaasi kitchen mein thi
main apne room mein aake nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche aagaya
vanya dt pe baithi hui thi
main bhi baith gaya
thodi der baad hum sab nashta karne lage
nashta karke main akhade mein aagaya
kasrat karke bimla ke ghar pahuncha bimla se thodi der baat kiya
phir shanti ki chudai karke ghar wapas aagaya
us din main apne room mein hi padhai karta raha
dopeher mein nmami ke sath 1ghanta padhai kiya
na toh usdin vanya mujhse baat ki aur na hi mere sath padhai
din aise hi beet gaya
dusre din bhi aisa hi hua
kuch achcha nahi lag raha tha
vanya ke bina mujhe apne aap pe aur jyada gussa aane laga
shaam mein main socha vinay se mil leta hoon
bahut din se usse mila bhi nahi hoon
jab main neeche aane laga toh kmaasi upar hi mujhe mil gai
kmaasi- dilip kal subah mere sath mandir chaloge
dilip- jee
phir main bnani ke paas gaya
unko bata diya ki main vinay se milne ja raha hoon
aane mein shayad late ho jaunga
main vinay ke ghar pahuncha
vinay ko awaj diya
aaj vinay daudta hua bahar aaya
vinay- bhaiya aap sahi time pe aaye ho
andar aao
dilip- tujhse milne aaya tha ab main chalta hoon
vinay- aap agar nahi aaye toh main cmaalik kehke bulaunga
dilip- main vinay ke sath andar aagaya
khaat pe shanti ka pati baitha hua tha
shanti aur vkm rasoi mein thi
vinay- jeeja ji yeh hain mere dost aur cmaalik
dilip- tu nahi sudhrega
skp- main kuch samjha nahi
vinay- are yeh thakurji ke bhanje hain
dilip- yeh sunke shanti ke pati ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
vinay- jeeja ji kahan kho gaye
skp- kahi nahi
vinay- bhaiya aapko pata hai ab main bhi college mein padhunga
jeejaji keh rahe hain ki woh mera college mein admission karwa denge
dilip- yeh toh bahut khushi ki baat hai
skp- aap khade kyun hain baithiye na
dilip- nahi nahi main chalta hoon
aur tu kis college mein admission karwaega
vinay- aapke college mein
skp- matlab
vinay- iss gaon mein jo college hai woh mere bhaiya ka hai
dilip- bas bhi kar woh meri bnani ka college hai
skp ko dekhne se aisa lag raha tha ki woh ek no ke lalchi aadmiyo mein se ek hai
phir main ghar aagaya
jab main ghar pahuncha toh vanya mujhe gusse dekhke upar apne room mein chali gayi..,.
dilip- vanya ka bhi samajh mein nahi aata hai
itna kya gussa
main apne room mein aagaya
kuch tha nahi karne ke liye socha padhai hi kar leta hoon
1 ghanta padhai kiya phir neeche gaya khana khane
vanya meri taraf dekhi bhi nahi
main khana kha liya
agar vanya mujhse baat nahi karna chahti toh main bhi nahi karunga
kya nahi karunga meri toh kismat hi kharab hai
tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
main vanya ki taraf dekha
dilip- bnani main chhat pe ja raha hoon
bnani- itni raat ko tu kahi nahi jayega ja apne room mein
dilip- bas aadhe ghante mein aajaunga
bnani- chhat pe kya karna hai tujhe
dilip- kuch nahi bas aise hi
bnani- vanya dilip ke sath jaa
dilip- vanya mujhe ghurne lagi lekin karti bhi kya bechari
mujhe pata tha raat ko bnani mujhe akele jaane nahi dengi
main chhat pe aagaya
mere piche vanya bhi aagayi
main chhat pe idhar udhar ghumne laga
vanya mujhe kha jane wali nazro se dekh rahi thi
lekin kuch boli nahi
bolti bhi kya mujhse naraz jo thi
aadhe ghante tak main chhat pe ghumta raha
phir main apne room mein aagaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
ab main yahi idea apnane wala tha
teeno time khane ke baad chhat pe jaunga
bnani vanya ko mere sath bhejegi
isi baat se tang aake vanya mujhse jarur baat karegi
woh kya hai na bnani ko nchai se dar lagta hai
isliye woh mujhe bhi unchai pe jaane se mana karti hain
raat ko bmami mere liye doodh leke aagayi
main doodh pee liya
phir so gaya
aaj mujhe mandir jana tha
main jaldi uth gaya
neeche gaya toh kmaasi pooja ki thali leke tayyar khadi thi
dilip- kaunse mandir jana hai
kmaasi- purane wale mandir
[yeh woh mandir tha jaha shanti gayi thi]
kmaasi- tum gaadi pe aage chalo main aati hoon
dilip- matlab
bnani- matlab yeh ki teri maasi paidal chalke mandir jayegi
dilip- toh phir main bhi paidal chalunga
bmami- bmaa dekha main na kehti thi ki dilip bhi paidal jaega
kmaasi- dilip main keh rahi hoon na ki tum gaadi mein aao
bnani- rehne de yeh nahi maanega
dilip- phir main aur maasi 2 ghante tak paidal chalte hue pahunche mandir
kmaasi puja karne lagi
main bahar mein khada raha
abhi sirf pujari ji aur 2 3 log hi the mandir mein
kmaasi puja karke wapas aagayi
phir main kmaasi ghar aagaye ghar pahunchte dopeher ho gayi
main khana kha liya
main bnani ko bolke chat pe aagaya
mere peeche vanya bhi aagayi
phir aadhe ghante baad main apne room mein aaya
kapde badalke bimla ke ghar gaya
bimla- aaj aate hi nahi
dilip- mandir gaya tha
bimla- main shanti ko bulake lati hoon
pehle yeh bataki meri pyas kab bujhaega
dilip- 5 din mein shanti ka kota pura ho jaega
phir main apne exams mein busy ho jaunga
bimla- matlab ab 1 mahina 12 din
dilip- agar main first nahi aaya toh mera ghar bahar nikalna band
bimla- theek hai main kar lungi intezaar
dilip- aur haa apko mera ek kaam karna hai
bimla- kya
dilip- aap shanti ko bhadkayengi ki gaand marwane mein bada maza aata hai
bimla- kya khaak maza aata hai bahut buri halat ho jaati hai
dilip- toh phir theek hai aaj ke baad main aapki chudai nahi karungi
bimla- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
lekin agar shanti nahi maani toh
dilip- kyun nahi maanegi jab woh aapko gaand marwate hue dekhegi
toh jarur maan jaegi
meri baat sunke bimla ki puri tarah se phat gayi
bimla- mujhe dekhegi
dilip- haa aur aap itna dar kyun rahi ho
aapko toh pata hai ki pehli baar hi dard hota hai
aur aap toh pehle bhi marwa chuki ho
bimla- mere pati ka lund tere aadhe lund ke barabar tha
aisa mat kar meri choot jitni phaadni ho phaad le
dilip- achcha theek hai nahi maarunga aapki gaand
aur na hi shanti ki munh mat banao
phir bimla shanti ko leke aagayi
main shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya...
[8 SAAL BAAD]
dilip- main raat ko soya hua hoon
ek dum meeth neend ke sath
jaise hi main karwat badla
kisine meri gaand pe chimti kaat li
main hadbada ke uth gaya
mere uthte hi vidu bhi uth gayi
vidu- kya hua aap uth kyun gaye
tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- yeh vanya ki bachchi mujhe chimti kaat rahi hai
vidu- vanu
vanya- nahi didi main kuch nahi ki hoon
yehi apni teesri biwi ki taraf munh karke soye hue the
dilip- haa toh neend mein dhyaan nahi rehta hai iska matlab yeh thodi hai tu mujhe chimti kaategi
biwi3- chimti kaha pe kaati
vanya- haa haa batao
[ek toh waise hi mood kharab ho gaya tha]
dilip- wohi pe jahan har roj dono chimti kaat ti hai
meri gaand pe
[yeh sunke meri teeno biwiya hansne lagi]
aap bhi hans rahi hain
vidu- achcha sorry aap so jaiye
or tum dono khabardar jo inko pareshan ki ho
dilip- main nahi sounga
yeh dono phir mujhe pareshan karengi
vidu- achcha theek
[aur vidu mere mathe pe kiss kar di
meri dono biwi mere dono gaal pe kiss kar di
pichchle 1 saal se yahi chal raha hai
vidu mere sar ke paas soti hai
main apne dono hath phailake peeth ke bal sota hoon
meri dono biwiya mere dono hath pe sar rakhke soti hain
aur agar galti se main karwat badal liya
mera hath dono mein se kisi ke sar ke neeche se hat gaya
toh dono apni aukaat pe aajati hain
turant meri gaand pe chimti kaat leti hain
aur uske baad teeno mujhe meri jindagi ka sabse bada tohfa deti hain
kiss ka matlab yeh thodi hota hai ki aap munh mein munh satake ek dusre ke hont chuse
kiss toh yeh hai
jo meri teeno biwiya mujhe karti hain
waise mujhe bhi achcha lagta tha apni teeno biwiyo ke sath aise hansi majak karna
roz 3 4 baar main karwat badalta hoon
aur har baar meri gaand laal ho jati
vidu mere sar mein apni ungli phira rahi thi
vanya aur meri teesri biwi mere gaal sehla rahi thi
aise hi meethi neend aagayi
subah mein vidu sabse pehle uthti hain
mere liye nashta banati hain
subah mein uthke main chhat pe jata hoon
kasrat karne kasrat karne baad meri teeno biwiya mere liye gilass leke aati hain
ab yeh bhi teen gilass peena padta hai
vidu toh mere liye doodh leke aati hain
baaki dono ajeeb sa juice leke aati hain
lekin main bhi inteeno ka pati hoon
vidu ke gilass mein se aadha doodh peeta hoon
baaki bacha vidu peeti hain
aise hi vanya ka ajeeb sa juice peeta hoon
biwi3 ka juice peeta hoon
baaki bacha dono pee leti hain
lekin ismein bhi vanya ki bachchi idea nikaal li
nashta dopeher ka khana raat ka khana
ab suniye teeno biwiyo ki plate se aadha khata hoon
baaki aadha meri biwiya khati hain
waise main apne aapko is duniya ka sabse khushnaseeb insaan samajhta hoon
itna pyar karne wali biwi woh bhi teen
vidu jo har waqt mera khyal rakhti hai
vanu jo mujhpe apna haq jamati hai
aur meri biwi3 jo thodi psycho hai
uska kuch samajh hi nahi aata baad mein bataunga
pehle toh main nashta kar raha hoon apni biwiyo ke sath
phir main ready ho gaya
dilip- kmaasi se milne ja raha hoon
biwi3- bike pe jaiye
vanya- car mein jaiye
biwi3- bike pe jaenge
vanya- car mein jaenge
biwi3- bike pe jaenge
vanya- car mein jaenge
[main vidu ki taraf aas bhari najro se dekha]
vidu- na bike pe jaenge na car mein jaenge
paidal jaenge
aap jaiye
dilip- main bahar aake paidal chalne laga
bnani aur main jahan rehte the gaon mein
wohi pe ab kmaasi rehti hain....
