Update 50
dilip- main ghar aake khana khaya
vidu se baat karke so gaya
aaj achchi neend arahi thi
raat ko achanak ankh khul gayi
pyass jo lagi thi
paani bhi nahi laya tha
main bnani ko bole hua tha ki mere room koi naukar nahi jana chahiye
main neeche aaya kitchen mein paani peeke seedhiya chadhne laga tabhi meri nazar kmaasi ke room pe padi
room ki light on thi
main kmaasi ke room ke gate ko jaise hi hath lagaya
gate khul gaya
andar ka nazara dekhke main dang reh gaya
kmaasi ki peeth meri taraf thi
kmaasi kamar se upar puri nangi thi
baat yeh nahi thi ki main kmaasi ki nangi peeth dekh liya tha
baat yeh thi ki kmaasi ki peeth pe chot ke nishan the
aisa lag raha tha kisi ne belt se mara ho
kmaasi ki aisi haalat dekhke main but ban gaya tha
kmaasi jo ki ek dum gori thi
unki peeth pe aise nishaan dekhke meri ankho se ansu behne lage
kuch hi dino mein kmaasi mere liye meri apni ho gayi thi
bmami ke paas jaane mein mujhe jhijak hoti thi
lekin kmaasi ko dekhke mujhe unse lagao ho gaya tha
main abhi bhi but bana hua tha
kmaasi meri taraf palat gayi
mujhe dekhte hi
kmaasi- dilip tum
[kmaasi apni saari se apne badan ko dhakne lagi
kmaasi apna badan dhakke mere paas aayi
aur jaise hi apna hath uthayi shayad mujhe maarne ke liye
beech mein hi ruk gayi
main waha se apne room ki taraf jaane laga
kmaasi mujhe awaj deti rahi
shayad woh bhi mere peeche aajati
lekin unke jism par ek saari thi
main abhi kuch sochne ki haalat mein nahi tha
agar aap kisi anjan ko bhi aisi haalat mein dekh len
uske jism pe aise chotke nishaan
toh aap jaanne ki koshish karenge yaha toh meri maasi thi
main apne room mein aake bed pe let gaya
mujhe pata tha ki kmaasi mujhe kuch nahi batayengi
main unka hoon hi kaun
bataiye jis thakur se security officer se leke neta bhi darte hain
pure 150 gaon par jiski hukumat hai
uski behen ki aisi haalat aur use pata bhi nahi
yeh sab sochte pata hi nahi chala kab neend aagayi
subah utha toh wohi sab meri ankho ke samne aagaya
ready hoke neeche gaya
ek najar kmaasi ko dekhke apna nashta karne laga
nashta karke akhade aagaya
kasrat karne laga
lakhan- cmaalik aapki tabiyat theek nahi hai aaj aap rehne dijiye
main lakhan ko bina kuch bole bimla ke ghar aagaya
thodi der bimla se baat kiya phir shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya
kitaab nikaalke padhai karne laga
jab main padhai kar raha tha toh vanya mere room mein aagayi
mujhe ek nazar dekhke chali gayi
thodi der baad kmaasi mere room
mein aake gate lock kar di
main kmaasi ko dekhne laga
kmaasi- dilip kal jo tumne dekha woh kisi ko nahi bataoge
dilip- nahi bataunga
kmaasi- kuch puchna hai
dilip- main puchke kya karunga aap mujhe kyun bataengi
bas yahan wahan ki baat batake mujhe samjha dengi
kmaasi- dilip tum abhi bachche ho tum nahi samjhoge
aur suno agar tum yeh baat jaan gaye
toh tum yeh bardasht nahi kar paoge
tumko bmaa ki kasam tum kabhi mujhse iski wajah nahi puchoge
dilip- nahi puchunga
[kmaasi mere room se chali gayi]
aap khud mujhe batayengi
aapko shayad pata nahi hai ek baar agar main kisi apna maan leta hoon
aapki yeh haalat jiski wajah se hui
main uska woh haal karunga jo maine madan ka kiya tha...
dilip- padhai karte hue shaam ho gayi
kmaasi ke sath aisa kisne kiya hoga
kmaasi ke ghar mein unke pati ki behen aur unki dono beti hi rehti hai
main bnani ko bolke bimla ke ghar aagaya
bkb mere sath padhai karne lagi
tabhi thodi der ke liye bimla bahar chali gayi
dilip- tujhe lagta hai ki teri maa galat kar rahi hai
bkb- nahi sahi kar rahi hai
mujhe aapse koi shikayat nahi hai
aap jawan hain upar se thakur
aapko toh kisi baat ki fiqr hi nahi hogi
lekin meri maa jo mere baap ke marne ke baad sarpanch ab aap
aur pata nahi kitno ke sath ki hogi
aur aap kehte hain ki meri maa sahi hai
dilip- [baat toh sahi hai main bimla ko sarpanch ke sath dekhke socha tha
ki bimla ek no k randi hai
lekin baad mein kuch aur pata chala
bkb aise nahi maanegi
main bhi wohi idea apnaunga jo sudha mujhpe apnai thi
bkb itna garam kardunga ki woh khud samajh jayegi ki kabhi-2 chudai majburi ban jaati hai
main bimla ko dhoka nahi dunga
uski beti ke sath chudai karke main toh bas use yeh samjhaunga ki kisi ko bhi itni jaldi galat samajhna theek nahi hota
bkb- kya hua
dilip- kal mujhe taalaab ke paas milna
[yeh sunke bkb mujhe ghurne lagi]
fiqr mat karo main tumhare sath aisa waisa kuch nahi karunga
bas ek dost ke naate tumse baat karunga
aage tumhari marzi
aur haan ek baat jaan lo main tumhare sath kabhi woh sab karne ka nahi sochunga
jo main tumhari maa ke sath karta hoon
phir bimla aagayi bimla ke aate hi main ghar aagaya
khana khake chhat pe aaya
mere peeche vanya bhi aayi
aaj bhi vanya mujhse baat nahi ki
main deewaar se satke baith gaya
pata nahi kyun vanya meri taraf peeth karke khadi rehti hai
agar is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ki dosti ek taraf ho
aur dusri taraf vanya ki dosti ho toh main apni chuhiya ko hi chununga
vanya jaisa koi nahi
mere liye toh meri vidu hi sabse khubsurat ladki thi
vidu bhi yahi kahegi ki usse jyada khubsurat uski chhoti behen vanu hai
pata hi nahi chala 1 ghanta beet gaya
main neeche aagaya
vanya apne room mein chali gayi
main kmaasi ke room mein aagaya
dilip- maasi aaj main aapke room mein so jaun
kmaasi- aaj bhi sar mein dard hai
daba doon
dilip- nahi bas aise hi
phir main kmaasi ki god mein sar rakhke let gaya
ek baat puchu
kmaasi- pucho
dilip- aap apne bhai behen mein sabse jyad kise pyar karti hain
kmaasi- tumhari maa se
dilip- par woh toh isduniya mein nahi hain
kmaasi- kon kehta hai woh is duniya mein nahi hain
main toh hamesha use apne dil mein rakhti hoon
dilip- kya meri maa bhi aapse pyar karti thi
kmaasi- tumhari maa hamesha mujhe kehti thi ki woh sabse jyada mujhe pyar karti hai
dilip- aapko kya lagta hai
kmaasi- woh sach kehti thi
tum bikul usi ke jaise ho
apne dil ki baat kisi se nahi kehte
dilip-
kmaasi- mujhe pata hai tum mujhse naraz ho
hona bhi chahiye
main tumhe woh baat nahi bata sakti
main tumhe itna bata deti hoon
ki yeh sab main seh rahi hoon sirf apne pati ko diye vachan ko pura karne ke liye
dilip- [main yahi toh chahta tha ki aap mujhe ek hint de den
aapko emotional karne ka ek hi raasta tha
ki aapko uski yaad dilau jisse aap sabse jyada pyar karti hai
aur yeh toh aur bhi achcha ho gaya ki aap meri maa se sabse jyada pyar karti thi
main maa ke baare mein aapse puchunga toh aapko koi shukk bhi nahi hoga..,
dilip- main aaj teesri baar kmaasi ki god mein so gaya
kya kahu bnani ke baad kmaasi hi thi
jinki god mein main soya tha
aaj sunday tha main uthke wohi kiya jo karta hoon
kasrat karke bimla ke ghar aagaya
bimla- aaj badi jaldi aagaye
dilip- aapke honto ka ras jo peena tha
bimla- bada aaya honto ka ras peene wala
main toh gaon ki ganwar aurat hoon
main janti hoon tujhe toh ladkiya pasand hai
dilip- aapko pata hai main pehla sex ek aurat ke sath kiya tha
waise aap ko dekhke toh buddho ka lund bhi khada ho jayega
bimla- jhuti taarif mat kar main janti hoon tu yeh sab kehke meri gaand maarna chahta hai
aur main yeh bhi janti hoon tu jabardasti nahi kar sakta
dilip- aapko kaise pata chal gaya
waise aap apni beti ko bhejti kahan hai
aaj toh sunday hai aur woh ghar pe bhi nahi hai
bimla- yeh main tujhe nahi bataungi
dilip- aapki marji
main room mein aagaya
roj toh main shanti ki chudai karne aata hoon
lekin chudai se pehle uske sath thoda hansi majak bhi karta hoon
shanti- tum bahut achche ho
dilip- woh kaise
shanti- tumhe pata hai mere pati seedha aate hain aur meri chudai karne lagte hain
tumhari tarah na mujhse majak karte hain
na mujhe pyar karte hain
aur na tumhare jaisa pyar karte hain
dilip- lekin hain toh aapke pati na
aur aapke pariwar ka khyaal bhi rakhte hain
shanti meri baat ka koi jawab nahi di
bas mere hont chusne lagi
ab main teen din aur shanti ki chudai karne wala tha
isi liye main use jee bharke pyar karne laga
uski choot ko phaadne laga
shanti sirf maa banne ke liye mere sath chudai kar rahi thi
main usse kaise kehta ki mujhe aapki gaand maarni hai
yaha bimla maan nahi rahi thi
main shanti ki chudai karke taalaab ke paas aagaya
bkb abhi tak nahi aayi thi
30 minute tak main intezaar kiya bkb nahi aayi
main wapas jane ke liye aage badh gaya raaste mein bkb mujhe dikhi
main daudke wapas aaya
aur ek jagah baith gaya
bkb aake mere kandhe pe hath rakh di
main piche mud gaya
dilip- mujhe laga ki tum aaogi hi nahi
bkb- bhole mat baniye aapko pata hai main kyun late aayi hoon
dilip- yeh dekho main tumse yeh thodi pucha ki tum late kyun aayi
aur main samjha nahi tum kya boli
bkb- kya aapko sach mein nahi pata
dilip- kya nahi pata
bkb- yahi ki sunday ko maa mujhe apni saheli ke paas silai karne ke liye chhod aati hain
aur jab tak woh mujhe lene nahi aati hain tab tak main silai seekhti hoon
aur aapko pata hai yeh sab woh kyun karti hain
aapke ke sath chudai karne ke liye
[bkb yeh sab bade gusse mein keh rahi thi
meri toh phat gayi ki kahin mere ghar na pahunch jaye
ab toh mujhe bhi dar lagne laga tha bkb se
bkb ki nafrat kuch jyada hi badi ho gayi thi
bkb ko aram se handle karna padega
warna bkb ki wajah se mera handle jarur toot jaega]
dilip- shant ho ja lambi lambi saanse le
bkb mere kahe anusar waisa hi karne lagi
main jameen pe baith gaya
bkb bhi jameen pe baith gayi
dilip- dekho main tumhari maa ki taraf dari nahi kar raha hoon
main bas yeh kehna chahta hoon ki tum apni maa ki majburi samjho
meri baat sunke bkb hansne lagi
bkb- majburi kaisi majburi is gaon mein kitni vidhwa aurte hain
woh sab majbur nahi hain
dilip- [yeh toh meri har ball ko no ball de rahi hai...
dilip- achcha apni maa ki baat chhodo
tum kya chahti ho
padhai nahi karogi toh fail ho jaogi
1 saal tumhara barbaad ho tumhari maa ka nahi
bkb- jab meri maa ko hi meri koi fiqr nahi hai toh main kyun sochu
dilip- toh tum apni maa ko nahi maaf karogi
bkb- meri maa mujhse maafi maangne aayi
dilip- kyun maange woh tumse maafi jab tum use samajhti hi nahi ho
bkb- agar main aisa kaam karu
toh meri maa ko kaisa lagega
sochke dekhiye
dilip- toh tum sochti ho ki tumhari maa maze ke liye yeh sab karti haa
bkb- haa aur yahi sach hai
dilip- main janta hoon ki tumhari maa galat nahi hai
lekin tum toh maan hi nahi rahi ho
toh ek kaam karte hain
ek khel khelte hain
agar tum jeet gayi
toh tumhari maa gala hai
agar tum haar gayi toh tum apni maa ko maaf kardogi
bkb- main kuch samjhi nahi
aap kya kehna chahte hain
dilip- samjhata hoon
tum mujhe batao ki tumhare jism ke kounse hisse pe agar koi tumhe chhue toh tumhe bura lagega
bkb- yeh aap khel khel rahe hain ya kuch aur
dilip- main yeh sab kuch tumhare sath karke
tumhari maa ko dhokha nahi dunga
aur haa tum teen hi jaga bata sakti ho jahan pe main tumhe na chhuoo
bkb- aap chhuenge
[aankhein chowdi karke]
dilip- haa yahi toh khel hai
agar main teen din ke andar nahi jeeta toh tum jeet jaogi
bkb- lekin yeh kaise pata chalega ki aap haar gaye
aur main jeet gayi
dilip- simple agar main tumko waha pe chhuoonga jahan pe tum mana karogi
toh main haar jaunga
aur agar tum mujhe mere jism ko kahin pe bhi touch karogi
toh tum haar jaaogi
bkb- mujhe thoda waqt chahiye
dilip- kal isi time pe yahi pe aake bata dena
aur suno main koi hawas ka bhediya nahi hoon
isi liye meri taraf se befiqr raho
aage tumhari marzi
ab main chalta hoon
main ghar ki taraf aane laga
mujhe pata tha bkb maan hi jayegi
aur mujhe yeh bhi pata tha
ki bkb kounsi jagah pe mujhe touch karne ko nahi bolegi
ab jaahir si baat hai hum ladko ke paas ek hi main cheez hoti
lekin ladkiyo ke paas teen main cheez hoti hain
pehli doodh mera matlab hai boobs
dusri choot aur teesri aur sabse main cheez gaand
jab bhi koi ladka kisi bhi ladki ko dekhta hai
toh woh gaand hoti hai
chehra ho ya phir boobs ko toh dekhta hi hai
lekin gaand na dekhe aisa ho hi nahi sakta
jaise ki mera lukkha akhil
shukar hai main aisa kuch nahi sochta
bkb bhi yahi teen ko chunegi
yeh sab sochte hue main pahuncha ghar
bmama ke ghar mein har room mein tv aur ac laga hua hai
lekin meri family apne room mein nahi rehti hai
bahar hall mein ek sath baithke baate karti hai
jaise ki abhi bnani bmami kmaasi aur vanya baithke baate kar rahi thi
main bnani ke paas baith gaya
bnani- kaha tha itni der se
dilip- aise hi gaon mein ghum raha tha
bnani- dekh rahi hoon aaj kal gaon bahut ghumta hai
dilip- kya bnani aap bhi
bnani- main bhi kya pehle tujhe bahar nahi jaane deti thi
toh tu har waqt mere paas rehta tha
ab toh main bhi bhool gayi
tu aakhri baar mere paas kab baitha tha
dilip- [bnani ki baat sunke main sochne pe majbur hogaya ki bimla shanti aur bkb ke liye mere paas time hi time hai
aur meri bnani ke liye jo mujhe hi apna sabkuch maanti hain
unke liye mere paas yahi shabd hai ki abhi meri padhai chal rahi hai
isi liye main aapke sath baat nahi karta hoon...
vidu se baat karke so gaya
aaj achchi neend arahi thi
raat ko achanak ankh khul gayi
pyass jo lagi thi
paani bhi nahi laya tha
main bnani ko bole hua tha ki mere room koi naukar nahi jana chahiye
main neeche aaya kitchen mein paani peeke seedhiya chadhne laga tabhi meri nazar kmaasi ke room pe padi
room ki light on thi
main kmaasi ke room ke gate ko jaise hi hath lagaya
gate khul gaya
andar ka nazara dekhke main dang reh gaya
kmaasi ki peeth meri taraf thi
kmaasi kamar se upar puri nangi thi
baat yeh nahi thi ki main kmaasi ki nangi peeth dekh liya tha
baat yeh thi ki kmaasi ki peeth pe chot ke nishan the
aisa lag raha tha kisi ne belt se mara ho
kmaasi ki aisi haalat dekhke main but ban gaya tha
kmaasi jo ki ek dum gori thi
unki peeth pe aise nishaan dekhke meri ankho se ansu behne lage
kuch hi dino mein kmaasi mere liye meri apni ho gayi thi
bmami ke paas jaane mein mujhe jhijak hoti thi
lekin kmaasi ko dekhke mujhe unse lagao ho gaya tha
main abhi bhi but bana hua tha
kmaasi meri taraf palat gayi
mujhe dekhte hi
kmaasi- dilip tum
[kmaasi apni saari se apne badan ko dhakne lagi
kmaasi apna badan dhakke mere paas aayi
aur jaise hi apna hath uthayi shayad mujhe maarne ke liye
beech mein hi ruk gayi
main waha se apne room ki taraf jaane laga
kmaasi mujhe awaj deti rahi
shayad woh bhi mere peeche aajati
lekin unke jism par ek saari thi
main abhi kuch sochne ki haalat mein nahi tha
agar aap kisi anjan ko bhi aisi haalat mein dekh len
uske jism pe aise chotke nishaan
toh aap jaanne ki koshish karenge yaha toh meri maasi thi
main apne room mein aake bed pe let gaya
mujhe pata tha ki kmaasi mujhe kuch nahi batayengi
main unka hoon hi kaun
bataiye jis thakur se security officer se leke neta bhi darte hain
pure 150 gaon par jiski hukumat hai
uski behen ki aisi haalat aur use pata bhi nahi
yeh sab sochte pata hi nahi chala kab neend aagayi
subah utha toh wohi sab meri ankho ke samne aagaya
ready hoke neeche gaya
ek najar kmaasi ko dekhke apna nashta karne laga
nashta karke akhade aagaya
kasrat karne laga
lakhan- cmaalik aapki tabiyat theek nahi hai aaj aap rehne dijiye
main lakhan ko bina kuch bole bimla ke ghar aagaya
thodi der bimla se baat kiya phir shanti ki chudai karke ghar aagaya
kitaab nikaalke padhai karne laga
jab main padhai kar raha tha toh vanya mere room mein aagayi
mujhe ek nazar dekhke chali gayi
thodi der baad kmaasi mere room
mein aake gate lock kar di
main kmaasi ko dekhne laga
kmaasi- dilip kal jo tumne dekha woh kisi ko nahi bataoge
dilip- nahi bataunga
kmaasi- kuch puchna hai
dilip- main puchke kya karunga aap mujhe kyun bataengi
bas yahan wahan ki baat batake mujhe samjha dengi
kmaasi- dilip tum abhi bachche ho tum nahi samjhoge
aur suno agar tum yeh baat jaan gaye
toh tum yeh bardasht nahi kar paoge
tumko bmaa ki kasam tum kabhi mujhse iski wajah nahi puchoge
dilip- nahi puchunga
[kmaasi mere room se chali gayi]
aap khud mujhe batayengi
aapko shayad pata nahi hai ek baar agar main kisi apna maan leta hoon
aapki yeh haalat jiski wajah se hui
main uska woh haal karunga jo maine madan ka kiya tha...
dilip- padhai karte hue shaam ho gayi
kmaasi ke sath aisa kisne kiya hoga
kmaasi ke ghar mein unke pati ki behen aur unki dono beti hi rehti hai
main bnani ko bolke bimla ke ghar aagaya
bkb mere sath padhai karne lagi
tabhi thodi der ke liye bimla bahar chali gayi
dilip- tujhe lagta hai ki teri maa galat kar rahi hai
bkb- nahi sahi kar rahi hai
mujhe aapse koi shikayat nahi hai
aap jawan hain upar se thakur
aapko toh kisi baat ki fiqr hi nahi hogi
lekin meri maa jo mere baap ke marne ke baad sarpanch ab aap
aur pata nahi kitno ke sath ki hogi
aur aap kehte hain ki meri maa sahi hai
dilip- [baat toh sahi hai main bimla ko sarpanch ke sath dekhke socha tha
ki bimla ek no k randi hai
lekin baad mein kuch aur pata chala
bkb aise nahi maanegi
main bhi wohi idea apnaunga jo sudha mujhpe apnai thi
bkb itna garam kardunga ki woh khud samajh jayegi ki kabhi-2 chudai majburi ban jaati hai
main bimla ko dhoka nahi dunga
uski beti ke sath chudai karke main toh bas use yeh samjhaunga ki kisi ko bhi itni jaldi galat samajhna theek nahi hota
bkb- kya hua
dilip- kal mujhe taalaab ke paas milna
[yeh sunke bkb mujhe ghurne lagi]
fiqr mat karo main tumhare sath aisa waisa kuch nahi karunga
bas ek dost ke naate tumse baat karunga
aage tumhari marzi
aur haan ek baat jaan lo main tumhare sath kabhi woh sab karne ka nahi sochunga
jo main tumhari maa ke sath karta hoon
phir bimla aagayi bimla ke aate hi main ghar aagaya
khana khake chhat pe aaya
mere peeche vanya bhi aayi
aaj bhi vanya mujhse baat nahi ki
main deewaar se satke baith gaya
pata nahi kyun vanya meri taraf peeth karke khadi rehti hai
agar is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ki dosti ek taraf ho
aur dusri taraf vanya ki dosti ho toh main apni chuhiya ko hi chununga
vanya jaisa koi nahi
mere liye toh meri vidu hi sabse khubsurat ladki thi
vidu bhi yahi kahegi ki usse jyada khubsurat uski chhoti behen vanu hai
pata hi nahi chala 1 ghanta beet gaya
main neeche aagaya
vanya apne room mein chali gayi
main kmaasi ke room mein aagaya
dilip- maasi aaj main aapke room mein so jaun
kmaasi- aaj bhi sar mein dard hai
daba doon
dilip- nahi bas aise hi
phir main kmaasi ki god mein sar rakhke let gaya
ek baat puchu
kmaasi- pucho
dilip- aap apne bhai behen mein sabse jyad kise pyar karti hain
kmaasi- tumhari maa se
dilip- par woh toh isduniya mein nahi hain
kmaasi- kon kehta hai woh is duniya mein nahi hain
main toh hamesha use apne dil mein rakhti hoon
dilip- kya meri maa bhi aapse pyar karti thi
kmaasi- tumhari maa hamesha mujhe kehti thi ki woh sabse jyada mujhe pyar karti hai
dilip- aapko kya lagta hai
kmaasi- woh sach kehti thi
tum bikul usi ke jaise ho
apne dil ki baat kisi se nahi kehte
dilip-
kmaasi- mujhe pata hai tum mujhse naraz ho
hona bhi chahiye
main tumhe woh baat nahi bata sakti
main tumhe itna bata deti hoon
ki yeh sab main seh rahi hoon sirf apne pati ko diye vachan ko pura karne ke liye
dilip- [main yahi toh chahta tha ki aap mujhe ek hint de den
aapko emotional karne ka ek hi raasta tha
ki aapko uski yaad dilau jisse aap sabse jyada pyar karti hai
aur yeh toh aur bhi achcha ho gaya ki aap meri maa se sabse jyada pyar karti thi
main maa ke baare mein aapse puchunga toh aapko koi shukk bhi nahi hoga..,
dilip- main aaj teesri baar kmaasi ki god mein so gaya
kya kahu bnani ke baad kmaasi hi thi
jinki god mein main soya tha
aaj sunday tha main uthke wohi kiya jo karta hoon
kasrat karke bimla ke ghar aagaya
bimla- aaj badi jaldi aagaye
dilip- aapke honto ka ras jo peena tha
bimla- bada aaya honto ka ras peene wala
main toh gaon ki ganwar aurat hoon
main janti hoon tujhe toh ladkiya pasand hai
dilip- aapko pata hai main pehla sex ek aurat ke sath kiya tha
waise aap ko dekhke toh buddho ka lund bhi khada ho jayega
bimla- jhuti taarif mat kar main janti hoon tu yeh sab kehke meri gaand maarna chahta hai
aur main yeh bhi janti hoon tu jabardasti nahi kar sakta
dilip- aapko kaise pata chal gaya
waise aap apni beti ko bhejti kahan hai
aaj toh sunday hai aur woh ghar pe bhi nahi hai
bimla- yeh main tujhe nahi bataungi
dilip- aapki marji
main room mein aagaya
roj toh main shanti ki chudai karne aata hoon
lekin chudai se pehle uske sath thoda hansi majak bhi karta hoon
shanti- tum bahut achche ho
dilip- woh kaise
shanti- tumhe pata hai mere pati seedha aate hain aur meri chudai karne lagte hain
tumhari tarah na mujhse majak karte hain
na mujhe pyar karte hain
aur na tumhare jaisa pyar karte hain
dilip- lekin hain toh aapke pati na
aur aapke pariwar ka khyaal bhi rakhte hain
shanti meri baat ka koi jawab nahi di
bas mere hont chusne lagi
ab main teen din aur shanti ki chudai karne wala tha
isi liye main use jee bharke pyar karne laga
uski choot ko phaadne laga
shanti sirf maa banne ke liye mere sath chudai kar rahi thi
main usse kaise kehta ki mujhe aapki gaand maarni hai
yaha bimla maan nahi rahi thi
main shanti ki chudai karke taalaab ke paas aagaya
bkb abhi tak nahi aayi thi
30 minute tak main intezaar kiya bkb nahi aayi
main wapas jane ke liye aage badh gaya raaste mein bkb mujhe dikhi
main daudke wapas aaya
aur ek jagah baith gaya
bkb aake mere kandhe pe hath rakh di
main piche mud gaya
dilip- mujhe laga ki tum aaogi hi nahi
bkb- bhole mat baniye aapko pata hai main kyun late aayi hoon
dilip- yeh dekho main tumse yeh thodi pucha ki tum late kyun aayi
aur main samjha nahi tum kya boli
bkb- kya aapko sach mein nahi pata
dilip- kya nahi pata
bkb- yahi ki sunday ko maa mujhe apni saheli ke paas silai karne ke liye chhod aati hain
aur jab tak woh mujhe lene nahi aati hain tab tak main silai seekhti hoon
aur aapko pata hai yeh sab woh kyun karti hain
aapke ke sath chudai karne ke liye
[bkb yeh sab bade gusse mein keh rahi thi
meri toh phat gayi ki kahin mere ghar na pahunch jaye
ab toh mujhe bhi dar lagne laga tha bkb se
bkb ki nafrat kuch jyada hi badi ho gayi thi
bkb ko aram se handle karna padega
warna bkb ki wajah se mera handle jarur toot jaega]
dilip- shant ho ja lambi lambi saanse le
bkb mere kahe anusar waisa hi karne lagi
main jameen pe baith gaya
bkb bhi jameen pe baith gayi
dilip- dekho main tumhari maa ki taraf dari nahi kar raha hoon
main bas yeh kehna chahta hoon ki tum apni maa ki majburi samjho
meri baat sunke bkb hansne lagi
bkb- majburi kaisi majburi is gaon mein kitni vidhwa aurte hain
woh sab majbur nahi hain
dilip- [yeh toh meri har ball ko no ball de rahi hai...
dilip- achcha apni maa ki baat chhodo
tum kya chahti ho
padhai nahi karogi toh fail ho jaogi
1 saal tumhara barbaad ho tumhari maa ka nahi
bkb- jab meri maa ko hi meri koi fiqr nahi hai toh main kyun sochu
dilip- toh tum apni maa ko nahi maaf karogi
bkb- meri maa mujhse maafi maangne aayi
dilip- kyun maange woh tumse maafi jab tum use samajhti hi nahi ho
bkb- agar main aisa kaam karu
toh meri maa ko kaisa lagega
sochke dekhiye
dilip- toh tum sochti ho ki tumhari maa maze ke liye yeh sab karti haa
bkb- haa aur yahi sach hai
dilip- main janta hoon ki tumhari maa galat nahi hai
lekin tum toh maan hi nahi rahi ho
toh ek kaam karte hain
ek khel khelte hain
agar tum jeet gayi
toh tumhari maa gala hai
agar tum haar gayi toh tum apni maa ko maaf kardogi
bkb- main kuch samjhi nahi
aap kya kehna chahte hain
dilip- samjhata hoon
tum mujhe batao ki tumhare jism ke kounse hisse pe agar koi tumhe chhue toh tumhe bura lagega
bkb- yeh aap khel khel rahe hain ya kuch aur
dilip- main yeh sab kuch tumhare sath karke
tumhari maa ko dhokha nahi dunga
aur haa tum teen hi jaga bata sakti ho jahan pe main tumhe na chhuoo
bkb- aap chhuenge
[aankhein chowdi karke]
dilip- haa yahi toh khel hai
agar main teen din ke andar nahi jeeta toh tum jeet jaogi
bkb- lekin yeh kaise pata chalega ki aap haar gaye
aur main jeet gayi
dilip- simple agar main tumko waha pe chhuoonga jahan pe tum mana karogi
toh main haar jaunga
aur agar tum mujhe mere jism ko kahin pe bhi touch karogi
toh tum haar jaaogi
bkb- mujhe thoda waqt chahiye
dilip- kal isi time pe yahi pe aake bata dena
aur suno main koi hawas ka bhediya nahi hoon
isi liye meri taraf se befiqr raho
aage tumhari marzi
ab main chalta hoon
main ghar ki taraf aane laga
mujhe pata tha bkb maan hi jayegi
aur mujhe yeh bhi pata tha
ki bkb kounsi jagah pe mujhe touch karne ko nahi bolegi
ab jaahir si baat hai hum ladko ke paas ek hi main cheez hoti
lekin ladkiyo ke paas teen main cheez hoti hain
pehli doodh mera matlab hai boobs
dusri choot aur teesri aur sabse main cheez gaand
jab bhi koi ladka kisi bhi ladki ko dekhta hai
toh woh gaand hoti hai
chehra ho ya phir boobs ko toh dekhta hi hai
lekin gaand na dekhe aisa ho hi nahi sakta
jaise ki mera lukkha akhil
shukar hai main aisa kuch nahi sochta
bkb bhi yahi teen ko chunegi
yeh sab sochte hue main pahuncha ghar
bmama ke ghar mein har room mein tv aur ac laga hua hai
lekin meri family apne room mein nahi rehti hai
bahar hall mein ek sath baithke baate karti hai
jaise ki abhi bnani bmami kmaasi aur vanya baithke baate kar rahi thi
main bnani ke paas baith gaya
bnani- kaha tha itni der se
dilip- aise hi gaon mein ghum raha tha
bnani- dekh rahi hoon aaj kal gaon bahut ghumta hai
dilip- kya bnani aap bhi
bnani- main bhi kya pehle tujhe bahar nahi jaane deti thi
toh tu har waqt mere paas rehta tha
ab toh main bhi bhool gayi
tu aakhri baar mere paas kab baitha tha
dilip- [bnani ki baat sunke main sochne pe majbur hogaya ki bimla shanti aur bkb ke liye mere paas time hi time hai
aur meri bnani ke liye jo mujhe hi apna sabkuch maanti hain
unke liye mere paas yahi shabd hai ki abhi meri padhai chal rahi hai
isi liye main aapke sath baat nahi karta hoon...
