Update 51

dilip- yeh sab sochte hue pata hi nahi chala

kab meri ankho se ansu behne lage

bnani main aapko bahut dukh deta hoon na

bnani- main toh aise bol rahi thi

ismein rone wali konsi baat hai

rona band kar warna main bhi ro dungi

dilip- aap sach hi toh bol rahi thi

bnani- achcha theek hai tu mere sath roj 1 ghanta baat kar lena

mujhe bahut khushi hogi

dilip- theek hai bnani

bmami- toh kya mere sath baat nahi karenge daamaad ji

[yeh sunke toh dil se ek hi aawaaj aayi

ek baar aur bol dijiye]

kmaasi- bhabhi ke saath baat karoge

aur mere saath nahi

bmami- mere sath toh baat karega hi

aakhir main hone wali saas hoon

bnani- ab tum dono bhi bachchi ban gayi

dilip- mami aapke sath bhi 1 ghanta baat karunga

aur maasi aapke sath bhi

bnani- aur padhai main karungi

hum teeno ke sath ek hi baar baat kar lena

bachcha ka bachcha hi rahega

dilip- bnani ab main bada ho gaya

bnani- ab main bada ho gaya hoon

phir abhi roya kyun bade toh nahi rote

dilip- mami bhi toh roti rehti har waqt

[josh mein bol toh diya

lekin mami ke expression dekhke lag raha tha ki aaj toh peetke hi rahengi]

bmami- main roti hoon

ruk tu

[aur mami meri taraf jhapti

main uthke bhaagne laga

mami bhi mere peeche bhaagne lagi

jab mujhe laga ki mami ab daud nahi payengi

toh main ruk gaya

aur jaise hi mami mere paas aayi

main unko gilass mein paani diya

mami paani pee li

main aur mami dono jaake bnani ke paas baith gaye

bnani- tujhe kya jarurat thi iske peeche bhaagne ki

kmaasi- bhabhi bhi toh kisi bachchi se kam nahi hai

bmami- tum bahut badi ho gayi

batau tu mendhak ko pakadke kya karti thi

kmaasi- main bhi bataungi aapki kitchen wali baat

dilip- konsi baat

bnani- main batati hoon

maasi aur mami ek sath- nahiiii

dilip- bnani bataiye na

bnani- bata doon

kmaasi- tujhe kya hai hamari baat jaanke kya karega

bmami- daant kya dikha raha hai

bnani- achcha lado mat

tum dono keh rahi ho ki nahi batau

dilip bol raha hai batao

toh ab vanya tay karegi ki batau ki nahi

vaun tum kya kehti ho

bmami- meri beti hai beti bol de mat bataiye

vanya- mummy aap itna dar kyun rahi hain

bdadi bata rahi hai toh batane dijiye

[bmami apna maatha peet li

aur main hansne laga]

bnani- achcha toh suno

pehle kiran ki baat batati hoon

ek baar main kiran ko ek kahani sunayi

ki ek raajkumari ek bahut hi sundar mendhak ko choom leti hai

toh woh mendhak ek raajkumr ban jata hai

toh yeh kya karti thi

us din ke baad se mendhak pakadti thi

aur use choom leti thi

[kmaasi sharmane lagi

aur bmami hansne lagi]

ab suno tumhari maami ke gun

ek din tumhari mami kitchen mein khana bana rahi thi

achanak kuch awaj aayi toh tumhari mami dabba hata ke dekhne lagi

tabhi upar se ek billi neeche aayi

billi ko dekhke yeh cheekh padi

aur pure ghar mein bhaagne lagi

billi bhi iske peeche bhaagne lagi

teri mami billi ko dekhke isliye cheekhi thi

billi aate ke dabbe mein thi

billi ke sharir pe aata laga hua tha

yeh bhoot bhoot karke bhaagne lagi

dilip- lekin billi inke peeche bhaagi kyun

bnani- kyunki woh billi kisi aur ki nahi teri mami ki thi

kya hua yeh jab bhaagi toh bill samjhi ki yeh uske sath khelna chahti hai

dilip- toh aap dono itna dar kyun rahi thi

ki nahi batane ko

bmami- hame laga ki tu hansega

dilip- woh toh hansunga hi

aur main jor se hansne laga

mujhe laga ki bmami mujhe maarengi

lekin woh aur kmaasi bhi mere sath hansne lagi

aaj itne dino baad bmami hansi thi

aur kmaasi ko main pehli baar hanste hue dekha

vanya bhi apni maa ko hanste hue dekh muskura rahi thi...

dilip- thodi der tak main sabke sath baitha raha

phir mujhe ek idea aaya

bnani aaj kyun na hum sab sheher ghumne jaye

wohi hum khana bhi kha lenge

aur aap sab ghum phir bhi lijiyega

bnani- main nahi jaungi tum sab jao

bmami- mera bhi man nahi hai

dilip- kmaasi aap bhi bol dijiye ki aap nahi jaengi

sab toh nahi bol hi chuki hain

yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya

mujhe koi ghumna thodi hi achcha lagta hai

main toh bas chahta tha ki aaj apni family ke sath achche se enjoy kar loon

1 mahina 10 din toh main busy hi rahunga

main time dekha toh 11am hua tha

man nahi lag raha tha

vidu ko phone bhi nahi kar sakta tha

unka yeh final exam tha

woh toh abhi padhai kar rahi hongi

phir bhi main phone lagaya

ek ring bhi pura nahi hua ki vidu phone uthali

vidu- kaise hain aap

dilip- theek hoon aap kaisi hain

vidu- mere patidev theek toh main bhi theek

dilip- aap padhai kar rahi thi na

vidu- aapko kaise pata

dilip- aapka patidev ji hoon

vidu- bade aaye

dilip- ek baat puchoo

vidu- puchiye

dilip- kal aapne yeh kyun kha ki hum raat mein hi baat karenge

vidu- raat ko aapki meethi awaj sunne ke baad bahut achchi neend aati hai

dilip- kyun din ko meri aawaj meethi nahi lagti

vidu- din mein aapse baat karti hoon toh har waqt aapki yaad aati hai

main hi janti hoon ki main aapke bina kaise rehti hoon

agar koi mujhe aapke sath baat karte hue sun le

toh woh mujhe paagal samjhega

dilip- uske daant tod dunga

aap kabhi aisa mat bolna

main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon

aur main janta hoon

main aapse jitna pyar karta hoon

ussi kai jyada aap mujhse pyar karti hain

vidu- rona toh mera style hai

aap kyun ro rahe hain

dilip- [aapko agar batau ki main aapke layak nahi hoon

aap ke pyar ke samne mera pyar toh kuch bhi nahi hai

main toh socha bhi nahi

mujhe itna pyar karne wali ladki milegi]

vidu- kya hua aap kuch bol nahi rahe hain

dilip- nahi bas kuch soch raha tha

vidu- aaj aap padhai kyun nahi kar rahe hain

dilip- aise hi bachpan se sunday ko padhai nahi karta hoon

man hi nahi karta hai

vidu- vanu ki tabiyat kaisi hai

dilip- theek hai

vidu- do teen dino se usse baat kar rahi hoon

woh na pehle ki tarah hansti hai na pehle ki tarah mere sath baat karti hai

main kuch puchti hoon toh haa ya na mein jawab deti hai

dilip- [dar toh lag raha tha lekin batana toh tha hi]

woh mujhse naraz hai

vidu- kyun

dilip- [main vidu ko sirf itna bataya ki main nmami ke sath 1ghanta padhai karta hoon

isiliye vanya mujhse naraz hai

phir main chup ho gaya]

vidu- aap mujhe puri baat bataiye ki aapne aisa kyun kiya

dilip- main 18saal tak aap sabke sath nahi tha

lekin mujhe isse koi farak nahi padta tha

haa dukh hota tha

lekin aaj aap sab mere sath hai meri family hain

meri family mein se agar koi mujhse baat na kare

toh mujhe bahut dukh hoga

dilip- waise hi woh ladki jisse bmama shaadi karke is ghar mein laye

aap mein se koi bhi na usse baat karta hai

aur na hi use dekhna chahta hai

lekin ab uska hamare siwa koi nahi hai

aapko pata hai din bhar jab hum sab baate karte hain

toh woh gate ke peeche se chhupke hame dekhti hai

hamare khush hone par woh muskurati hai

hamare dukh hone par woh udaas ho jaati hai

kyunki woh hame apna maanti hai

aap ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon

ab aap bataiye ki aap kya chahti hain

aap jo kahengi main karunga

thodi der tak vidu chup rahi

vidu- aap samajhte hain ki hum sab usse is liye gussa hain

ki woh pitaji ki dusri biwi hai

main usse isliye baat nahi karti hoon ki meri maa usse baat nahi karti hai

aapko pata hai din mein kitna bhi andhera ho jaye

usse koi faraq nahi padta

lekin raat ko ek diya bhi jalta dikh jaye

toh hum log khush ho jate hain

maa bhi usi diya ki tarah hoti hai

maa khush rahegi toh uske bachche khush rahenge

aap agar vanya ko manana chahte hain

toh aapko sabse pehle maa ko manana hoga

maa agar usko apna lengi

toh vanya bhi apnayegi

main bhi apnaungi

sab usko apna lenge

[phir vidu phone kaat di,..

dilip- waise vidu ki baat sahi bhi thi

ab agar bmami ko manana hai toh ek aisa idea sochna padega

jisse bmami hi nahi sab nmami ko apna len

[vanya ka room]

[vanya apne room mein idhar se udhar gusse mein chale ja rahi thi]

vanya- bewakoof gadha kahi ka

samajhta kya hai apne aapko

mujhse pucha bhi nahi

main kya mana kar deti

ek no ka gadha hai gadha

main agar boli ki mujhse baat mat karna toh kya sachmein mujhse baat nahi karega

upar se bina kisi se baat kiye upar chala gaya

par hai toh mera rajkumaar

sabse achcha tabhi toh main sabko uske liye manayi

apni kasam deke

ghumne jaane ke liye

aur toh aur papa se bhi permission le li

aur sabko yeh bhi bol di ki aap agar dilip ko batayengi ki aap sab mere kehne pe uske sath sheher ghumne ja rahi hain

toh woh sochega ki aap sab usse pyar nahi karti

bdadi turant haa keh di

dekhna agar mujhe lene aaya toh main jaungi hi nahi

sach mein nahi jau

aur nahi toh kya

nahi main jaungi

woh bulane aayega toh main jarur jaungi

mera pyara dilip

[dilip ka room]

koi gate knock karne laga

main gate khola toh meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi

bnani bmami kmaasi sab muskura rahi thi

bnani- beta abhi tak tu tayyar nahi hua

dilip- kis liye

bmami- kyun hume ghumane nahi le jaega

dilip- 2 minute mein ready hota hoon

phir toh main itni jaldi tayyar hua ki world record ban jata

sabse jaldi kapde badalne wala insaan

jab main neeche pahuncha

toh teeno mera intezar kar rahi thi

lekin vanya nahi dikhi

dilip- mami vanya kahan hai

bmami- ruko main dekhti hoon

dilip- aap rukiye main dekhta hoon

main upar aagaya dar bhi lag raha tha

ki kahi aur jyada naraz ho gayi toh

lekin main bewakoof

vanya ke room ka gate knock kiya

vanya gate kholke mujhe dekhne lagi

phir apna munh pher li

main andar gaya almari khola

vanya ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main kapde sab mein woh dress dhundne laga

jo vanya meri pasand ka li thi

akhir ke woh dress mujhe mil gayi

main woh dress nikaalke bed pe rakh diya

aur vanya ke study table pe baithke

ek copy mein likha

kapde pehenke neeche aajao apne liye nahi toh apni maa ke liye

baaki tumhari marji

main woh copy vanya ke hath mein de diya

aur room se bahar aagaya

theek 10 minute baad vanya neeche aagayi

dusri wali dress pehenke

mere liye toh yahi kaafi tha

phir hum sab gaadi mein baithe kaaliya gaadi chalane laga

hum wohi sheher ja rahe the

mujhe toh vidu ko kiss karna yaad aagaya

jahan main apni behno ke sath shopping karne gaya

yeh wala sheher sabse jyada gaon se najdeek tha

pehli baar kmaasi bmami bnani1 ghante baad hum pahunche sheher lakhan hume ek achche se restaurant leke gaya

hum sab ne order diya

lakhan gate pe khada hua tha

main lakhan ke paas gaya

yahan kya kar rahe ho

jaake kuch order karo

lakhan- cmaalik main apne ghar pe hi khana khata hoon

dilip- khana khao

[lakhan kuch bolna chahta tha]

aur yeh hamara hukm hai

phir main sabke sath baith gaya

hamara order aachuka tha hum sab khana khake bahar aagaye

dilip- ab chalke shopping karte hain

bnani- nahi beta tabiyat theek nahi hai

dilip- theek hai ghar chalte hain

[lakhan gaadi chalane laga

hume ghar pahunchte shaam ho gayi

main bnani ko room mein leke gaya

bnami bed pe let gayi

phir main apne room mein aagaya...​
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