Update 54
dilip- main shanti ki choot mein normal dhakke maarne laga
sath hi shanti gaand pe tel malke shanti ki gaand chikni karne laga
shanti ab siskiya le rahi thi
main tel shanti ki gaand ke ched pe daalne laga
uske baad main gaand ke ched ko chaaro taraf se khuredne laga
aise mein shanti ki gaand ka ched khulke band hone laga
idhar main apna lund puri speed ke sath shanti ki choot mein pel raha tha
ab sahi mauka tha
main apna pura lund shanti ki choot se bahar nikala aur ek hi baar mein pura daal diya
sath mein apni 1 ungli bhi shanti ki gaand mein daal diya
shanti ko samajh hi nahi aaya ki woh konse dard pe roye
ab ek ungli toh andar ja chuki thi
main apni ungli shanti gaand mein rehne diya aur shanti ki choot mein tabad tod dhakke lagane laga
shanti ab aaah oooh kar rahi thi
shanti ki gaand bahut tight thi
meri ungli ko phansaye hui thi
aisi chudai se shanti mast hone lagi
main dheere dheere apni ungli shanti ke gaand mein aage peeche karne laga
badi mushkil se meri ungli shanti ki gaand mein andar bahar ho rahi thi
ab waqt tha do ungli daalne ka
main apni ungli shanti ki gaand se nikaal liya
gaand ka ched thoda khul gaya tha
main gaand ke ched mein tel daalne laga
tab tak daalta raha jab tak tel ched se bahar tak nahi gida
main apni do ungli tel mein dubaya
aur apna pura lund nikaalke apni dono ungli gaand ke ched pe lagaya
apna pura lund aur apni dono ungli ek hi baar mein shanti ki choot aur gaand mein daal diya
is baar ki cheekh pichchli se jyada badi thi
main bimla khaat pe baithke dekh rahi thi
sirf dekh rahi thi
main puri speed se shanti ko chodne laga
sath hi apni dono ungli dheere dheere andar bahar karne laga
thodi der baad shanti ka badan akadne laga
main apni gati tej kar diya
kamre mein fach fach ki awaj gunj rahi thi
ek lambi aaah ke sath shanti ki choot paani chhod di
main shanti ke paas se takiya hataya
takiya pura ansuo se bheeg chuka tha
main dusra takiya shanti ko diya
shanti apna munh phir se takiye mein daba li
main apna lund shanti ki choot se bahar nikaal liya
meri dono ungli abhi bhi shanti ki gaand mein thi
main shanti ki gaand mein apni ungli andar bahar karne laga
shanti ko dard ho raha tha
lekin shanti ko dard tab hoga jab mera lund shanti ki gaand mein jayega
abhi toh shanti dard sehen kar rahi thi
main shanti ke boobs dabate hue shanti ki gaand mein apni ungli andar bahar karne laga
shanti ki gaand mein do ungli ab aram se andar bahar horahi thi
main apni ungli shanti ki gaand se bahar nikaal liya
shanti ki gaand ab main phaadne wala tha
main thoda sa tel shanti ki gaand mein daal diya
shanti kaafi time se ghodi bani hui thi
main shanti ko palat diya
aur apna lund shanti ke munh mein daal diya
shanti mera lund chusne lagi
sirf supade ko chus rahi thi
main shanti ke dono hath ko pakad liya aur shanti ke munh ko chodne laga
main shanti ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
aur shanti ke boobs pe thappad maarne laga
main ek kapda shanti ko diya
shanti woh kapda apne munh mein thuns li
aur ghodi ban gai
main dher sara tel apne lund pe lagaya
aur baaki tel shanti ki gaand ke ched pe daal diya...
dilip- main apna lund shanti ki gaand ke ched pe set kiya
aur shanti ki kamar majbooti se pakad liya
shanti apna chehra takiye mein daba li
main halka dhakka maara
mera lund phisal gaya
yeh toh hona hi tha
main ek hath se apna lund pakda aur aage ki taraf dabaw daalne laga
kaafi dabaw daalne ke baad mere lund ka supada shanti ki gaand ke ched mein phans gaya
shanti apna pura jism tight kar li
shayad bahut dard ho raha tha
main shanti ki choot masalne laga
thodi der baad shanti thodi si shanti hui
main phirse dabaw daalne laga
par mera lund andar nahi gaya
main puri majbooti se shanti ki kamar pakad liya
aur apni kamar peeche karke ek halka dhakka maara
shanti ki gaand itni tight thi
ki mere lund ko jakde hue thi
main apni aadhi taqat se jhatka maara
mera aadha lund shanti ki gaand ko phaadta hua andar chala gaya
shanti itni jor se cheekhi
ki main bhi dar gaya
ek toh uske munh mein kapda tha phir bhi mujhe uski cheekh sunayi de rahi thi
main apne lund ko waise hi rehne diya
ek haath se shanti ki choot masalne laga
dusre hath se boobs dabane laga
phir bhi shanti shant nahi ho rahi thi
main jhukke shanti ki peeth chumne laga
pata nahi kitni der tak main shanti ki choot masalta raha
boobs dabata raha
peeth chumta raha
tab jaake shanti shanti hui
aur apne badan ko dheela kar di
main apna aadha lund hi shanti ki gaand mein aage peeche karne laga
shanti ko dard ho raha tha lekin utna nahi
main tel apne lund pe daalne laga
jaise mera lund shanti ki gaand se bahar aata main uspe tel daal deta
ab shanti ki gaand mere lund ke hisaab se khulne lagi thi
lekin abhi toh aadha lund hi
shanti ki gaand mein gaya tha
main apne aadhe lund se hi shanti ki gaand maarne laga
aur shanti ki choot masalne laga
ab shanti ka jhadna jaruri tha
thodi der tak choot masalne ke baad jab mujhe lagaki shanti jhadne waali hai
main apni puri taqat ekattha kiya
jaise hi shanti jhadne lagi
main apni kamar peeche karke dhakka maar diya
shanti tadapne lagi
shanti ka ek pair jannat mein tha
toh dusra pair jahannum mein tha
ek taraf uski choot paani chhod rahi thi
toh dusri uski gaand khoon
shanti chhatpata rahi thi
mujhse chhutne ke liye aage sarak rahi thi
shanti ko pata tha ki agar woh takiye se apna munh hatayegi toh uski cheekh koi bhi sun lega
lekin itna dard toh sehna hi padega shanti ko
main wapas shanti ke boobs dabane laga
boobs masalne laga peeth chumne laga
ab baari thi shanti ki gaand maarne ki
main apna thoda sa lund nikaalke andar daal diya
aisi 10 minute tak main shanti ki gaand maarta raha
ab shanti sirf karrha rahi thi
main apna aadha lund shanti ki gaand se bahar nikaala aur andar pel diya
ab main apni gati tez karke shanti ki gaand maarne laga
shanti aaah aaah kiye ja rahi thi
shanti ki mast gaand maarke main toh jannat ki sair kar raha tha
lekin bimla shanti ko manayi kaise
main shanti ki gaand maarne mein laga hua tha
shanti aaj ki chudai kabhi nahi bhulegi
woh jab bhi apni gaand aur choot ko touch karegi hamesha mere lund ko yaad karegi
puri bedsheet khoon se laal ho chuki thi
abhi tak toh main normal speed se shanti ki gaand maar raha tha
lekin ab waqt tha shanti ki gaand phaadne ka
main shanti se pura sat gaya
aur aage ki taraf jhukne laga
isse shanti pet ke bal pura let gayi
main dono hath ko bed pe tikaya aur laga puri taqat se shanti ki gaand maarne shanti ko phirse dard hone laga
aaj main shanti ko apna virye pilane wala tha
kyunki gaand mein lund daalke choot mein lund nahi daal sakte
condom lagaya ho toh alag baat hai
main shanti ke munh se takiya hata liya
yeh takiya toh pehle wale se jyada bheega hua tha
main tabad tod apna lund shanti ki gaand mein pele ja raha tha
shanti ke munh mein kapda abhi bhi tha
main shanti ke munh se kapda nikaal diya
shanti- dilip tumne meri gaand phaad di meri choot ka bhosda bana diya
tum jallad ho uii maaa dilip tum aaaah aaaaah oooooh ummmm tum bahut achche umm oooh aaj tumne mera sab kuch loot liya aaah
dilip- shanti ki baat sunke mera josh aur badh gaya aus isi josh mein kuch jyada hi jor shanti ki gaand maarne laga
shanti ko phir se dard hone laga
hoga bhi kyun nahi mera lund jo sarla jaisi randi ko rula sakta hai
bechari shanti kitni mushkil se apne dard ko bhuli thi ek baar phir rone lagi
mera bhi ab nikalne wala tha
main shanti ki gaand marte hue mast ho gaya
10 15 dhakke maarne ke baad main apna lund shanti ki gaand se nikaal liya
aur shanti ko palat diya shanti ke boobs pe baithke apna lund hilane
shanti apna munh khole hui thi
thodi der baad main apna sara virye shanti ke munh mein daal diya
shanti mera sara virye pee gayi
main apna lund shanti ke boobs pe ragadne laga
hum dono paseene se bheeg chuke the
bimla room mein aagayi
main time dekha toh 2 ghante beet chuke the...
dilip- kaki yeh lo painkiller aur tube yeh khila dena aur tube laga dena
bimla- main toh teri naukar hoon na
dilip- aisa mat bolo main aapko apna maanta hoon
mujhe pata hai aap gussa ho
ek baar meri exam khatam ho jaye
phir toh aapki hi bajaunga
bimla- main toh majak kar rahi thi
mujhe pata hai tu bahut achcha hai
dilip- main shanti ke paas gaya
ab aap apna khyal rakhna
shanti- tumne mere liye jo kiya hai woh main kabhi nahi bhulungi
dilip- main bhi apko kabhi nahi bhulunga
aur haan reports milte hi vinay ke sath mere ghar aajana
shanti- sabse pehle tumhare paas aaungi
phir apne pati ko bataungi
dilip- pehle apne pati ko batana pehla hak uska hai
ab chalta hoon aur sorry kuch jyada kar diya ho toh maaf kar dena
shanti- tum kaho toh ek baar aur kar lungi
[aur shanti uthne lagi lekin gaand ka dard uthne de tab na
dilip- aap aram karo
aur kaki aap main bimla ko kiss karke ghar agaya
apne room mein aake naha dhoke tayyar hua
thodi der baad vanya agayi
vanya- tum agar kal se kahin gaye ho
toh vidyadi ko bol dungi
dilip- bol do main bhi bol dunga
vanya- kya bol doge din bhar toh tum ghumte rehte ho
dilip- main kyun batau
vanya- bataoge ki jaake pitaji ko bolu
dilip- bol do tumhari marzi
aur main kitaab mein ghus gaya
vanya- ruko abhi pitaji ko leke aati hoon
aur vanya room se bahar chali gayi
mujhe pata tha vanya mamaji ke paas nahi jayegi
woh sirf mujhe dara rahi thi
main apne kitaab mein ghusa hua tha
[vanya mere room se nikalke seedha bmama ke room pe gayi
bmama aram kar rahe the
vanya gate knock ki
bmama- aajaiye
[vanya andar gayi]
vanu aap kuch chahiye
vanya- pitaji dilip mujhe pareshan kar raha hai
bmama- kya kiya dilip ne
vanya- woh keh raha hai main uske sath padhai na karu
bmama- dilip aisa kyun keh raha hai
vanya- woh aaj kal bilkul padhai nahi karta
main jab uske sath padhti hoon
toh usko bhi padhna padta hai
isi liye woh mujhe apne sath padhne ke liye mana kar raha hai
bmama- achcha chaliye hum baat karte hain dilip se
dilip- main idhar kitaab mein ghusa hua tha
tabhi bmama ki awaj mere kaano mein padi
bmama- kya hum andar aasakte hain
dilip- [jaise hi main bmama ko dekha
meri phatke hath mein agayi
kyunki bmama ke peeche vanya khadi mujhe jubaan dikha rahi thi]
jee jee aaiye
main khada ho gaya
bmama aake bed pe baith gaye
bmama- yeh hum kya sun rahe hain
tum theek se padhai nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- jee jee jee padh raha hoon
bmama- aage se shikayat nahi aani chahiye
vanu aap dhyan rakhengi
agar dilip theek se padhai na kare
toh sabse pehle aap hume batayengi
hum vidya ko kuch waqt ke liye london bhej denge
dilip- nahi nahi achche se padhai karunga first aaunga
[main roni surat banake bola
bmama chale gaye]
bmama ke jaate hi vanya hansne lagi
main vanya ko ghurke dekha aur padhai karne laga
vanya mere paas aayi
vanya- tumhi toh keh rahe the jaake bol do
dilip- koi baat nahi padhai karo
[sach kahu toh main sach mein dar gaya tha
kahi bmama sach mein vidu ko london na bhej de
agar vanya mere room mein na hoti toh main rone lagta
isi liye mujhe first toh aana hi padega...
dilip- main padhai karta raha raat ke khane ka time ho gaya tha
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- tum jao main baad mein khalunga
vanya- bhool gaye kya bdadi tumhare sath hi khana khati hain
[vanya ki baat sunke main kuch nahi bola
neeche gaya khana khane
phir main khana khake apne room mein aagaya
vanya apne room mein chali gayi
main dobara padhai karne laga
raat mein vidu ka phone aaya thodi der baat kiya phir padhai karne laga
raat kareeb 11 baje koi gate knock karne laga
is waqt kon agaya
main jaake gate khola
samne bmami khadi thi
bmami- soye nahi ab tak
dilip- aadhe ghante mein so jaunga
bmami- subah 6 baje uthte ho raat ko 12 baje sote ho
jaldi soya karo
dilip- woh agle hafte se exam hai na isi liye
bmami- yeh baat toh nahi hai
dilip- sach bol raha hoon
[main apni najre neechi kiye hua tha]
bmami- agar tum nahi batana chahte toh theek hai
lekin kabhi jhuth mat bolna
[aur bmami jaane lagi]
main bmami ka hath pakad liya
dilip- main batata hoon aapko
bmami bed pe aake baith gayi
bmami- agar nahi batana hai toh mat batao main bura nahi maanungi
dilip- [main bmami ko bata diya ki main agar theek se padhai nahi karunga toh bmama vidu ko london bhej denge]
bmami- achcha toh isliye damadji padhai kar rahe hain
yeh batao pehle tum second kyun aate the
dilip- bnani kehti hain ki padhai utni hi karo
jitni kar sakte ho
dimaag pe jyada jor daaloge toh jo yaad hai woh bhi bhool jaoge
bmami- ab batao agar jyada padhai karke tumhari tabiyat kharab hogai toh
dilip- main first nahi aaunga toh
bmami- inho ne kaha hai tumhe exam mein first aane ko
dilip- bmama keh rahe the ki achchhe se padhai karo
bmami- baat khatam achche se padhai karo na ki sirf padhai karo
dilip- aur agar bmama vidu ko london bhej diye toh
bmami- nahi bhejenge apni bmami pe bharosa rakkho
aur ab so jao
dilip- jee
[phir bmami chali gayi
main kitaab sametke so gaya]
subah mein uthke nahaya dhoke tayyar hua nashta karke lakhan ke sath akhade mein gaya
kasrat karne laga
dilip- lakhan tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai
lakhan- aap sab hi mera pariwaar hain
dilip- haa woh toh hain lekin ghar mein kaun hai
lakhan- koi nahi hai
dilip- toh shaadi kar lo
lakhan- mujhse kaun shaadi karegi
pure 150 gaon ke log mujhe gunda samajhte hain
dilip- are toh tum mamaji ko bolo woh tumhare liye ladki dhund denge
lakhan- aap hi dhund dijiye
dilip- [lakhan is duniya ka aathwa ajuba hai
main aaj tak lakhan ko samajh nahi paaya]
phir main wapas kasrat karne laga
kasrat karke kadwa juice peeke ghar aagaya
aur padhai karne laga
thodi der baad vanya aagayi
dopeher mein khaane ke baad main nmami ke room mein gaya
1 ghanta tak padhai kiya
waise main nmami ke sath padhai kam aur sawal jyada puchta hoon
itna sawal agar koi mujhse puchega toh
main uske paas dobara baithunga hi nahi
main vanya ke room mein gaya
jaise hi gate knock kiya gate khul gaya
vanya padhai kar rahi thi
meri taraf dhyan bhi nahi di
main dheeme kadmo se vanya ke paas gaya
isse pehle main kuch bolta
vanya- baithke padhai karo
[mera toh popat ho gaya.,
sath hi shanti gaand pe tel malke shanti ki gaand chikni karne laga
shanti ab siskiya le rahi thi
main tel shanti ki gaand ke ched pe daalne laga
uske baad main gaand ke ched ko chaaro taraf se khuredne laga
aise mein shanti ki gaand ka ched khulke band hone laga
idhar main apna lund puri speed ke sath shanti ki choot mein pel raha tha
ab sahi mauka tha
main apna pura lund shanti ki choot se bahar nikala aur ek hi baar mein pura daal diya
sath mein apni 1 ungli bhi shanti ki gaand mein daal diya
shanti ko samajh hi nahi aaya ki woh konse dard pe roye
ab ek ungli toh andar ja chuki thi
main apni ungli shanti gaand mein rehne diya aur shanti ki choot mein tabad tod dhakke lagane laga
shanti ab aaah oooh kar rahi thi
shanti ki gaand bahut tight thi
meri ungli ko phansaye hui thi
aisi chudai se shanti mast hone lagi
main dheere dheere apni ungli shanti ke gaand mein aage peeche karne laga
badi mushkil se meri ungli shanti ki gaand mein andar bahar ho rahi thi
ab waqt tha do ungli daalne ka
main apni ungli shanti ki gaand se nikaal liya
gaand ka ched thoda khul gaya tha
main gaand ke ched mein tel daalne laga
tab tak daalta raha jab tak tel ched se bahar tak nahi gida
main apni do ungli tel mein dubaya
aur apna pura lund nikaalke apni dono ungli gaand ke ched pe lagaya
apna pura lund aur apni dono ungli ek hi baar mein shanti ki choot aur gaand mein daal diya
is baar ki cheekh pichchli se jyada badi thi
main bimla khaat pe baithke dekh rahi thi
sirf dekh rahi thi
main puri speed se shanti ko chodne laga
sath hi apni dono ungli dheere dheere andar bahar karne laga
thodi der baad shanti ka badan akadne laga
main apni gati tej kar diya
kamre mein fach fach ki awaj gunj rahi thi
ek lambi aaah ke sath shanti ki choot paani chhod di
main shanti ke paas se takiya hataya
takiya pura ansuo se bheeg chuka tha
main dusra takiya shanti ko diya
shanti apna munh phir se takiye mein daba li
main apna lund shanti ki choot se bahar nikaal liya
meri dono ungli abhi bhi shanti ki gaand mein thi
main shanti ki gaand mein apni ungli andar bahar karne laga
shanti ko dard ho raha tha
lekin shanti ko dard tab hoga jab mera lund shanti ki gaand mein jayega
abhi toh shanti dard sehen kar rahi thi
main shanti ke boobs dabate hue shanti ki gaand mein apni ungli andar bahar karne laga
shanti ki gaand mein do ungli ab aram se andar bahar horahi thi
main apni ungli shanti ki gaand se bahar nikaal liya
shanti ki gaand ab main phaadne wala tha
main thoda sa tel shanti ki gaand mein daal diya
shanti kaafi time se ghodi bani hui thi
main shanti ko palat diya
aur apna lund shanti ke munh mein daal diya
shanti mera lund chusne lagi
sirf supade ko chus rahi thi
main shanti ke dono hath ko pakad liya aur shanti ke munh ko chodne laga
main shanti ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
aur shanti ke boobs pe thappad maarne laga
main ek kapda shanti ko diya
shanti woh kapda apne munh mein thuns li
aur ghodi ban gai
main dher sara tel apne lund pe lagaya
aur baaki tel shanti ki gaand ke ched pe daal diya...
dilip- main apna lund shanti ki gaand ke ched pe set kiya
aur shanti ki kamar majbooti se pakad liya
shanti apna chehra takiye mein daba li
main halka dhakka maara
mera lund phisal gaya
yeh toh hona hi tha
main ek hath se apna lund pakda aur aage ki taraf dabaw daalne laga
kaafi dabaw daalne ke baad mere lund ka supada shanti ki gaand ke ched mein phans gaya
shanti apna pura jism tight kar li
shayad bahut dard ho raha tha
main shanti ki choot masalne laga
thodi der baad shanti thodi si shanti hui
main phirse dabaw daalne laga
par mera lund andar nahi gaya
main puri majbooti se shanti ki kamar pakad liya
aur apni kamar peeche karke ek halka dhakka maara
shanti ki gaand itni tight thi
ki mere lund ko jakde hue thi
main apni aadhi taqat se jhatka maara
mera aadha lund shanti ki gaand ko phaadta hua andar chala gaya
shanti itni jor se cheekhi
ki main bhi dar gaya
ek toh uske munh mein kapda tha phir bhi mujhe uski cheekh sunayi de rahi thi
main apne lund ko waise hi rehne diya
ek haath se shanti ki choot masalne laga
dusre hath se boobs dabane laga
phir bhi shanti shant nahi ho rahi thi
main jhukke shanti ki peeth chumne laga
pata nahi kitni der tak main shanti ki choot masalta raha
boobs dabata raha
peeth chumta raha
tab jaake shanti shanti hui
aur apne badan ko dheela kar di
main apna aadha lund hi shanti ki gaand mein aage peeche karne laga
shanti ko dard ho raha tha lekin utna nahi
main tel apne lund pe daalne laga
jaise mera lund shanti ki gaand se bahar aata main uspe tel daal deta
ab shanti ki gaand mere lund ke hisaab se khulne lagi thi
lekin abhi toh aadha lund hi
shanti ki gaand mein gaya tha
main apne aadhe lund se hi shanti ki gaand maarne laga
aur shanti ki choot masalne laga
ab shanti ka jhadna jaruri tha
thodi der tak choot masalne ke baad jab mujhe lagaki shanti jhadne waali hai
main apni puri taqat ekattha kiya
jaise hi shanti jhadne lagi
main apni kamar peeche karke dhakka maar diya
shanti tadapne lagi
shanti ka ek pair jannat mein tha
toh dusra pair jahannum mein tha
ek taraf uski choot paani chhod rahi thi
toh dusri uski gaand khoon
shanti chhatpata rahi thi
mujhse chhutne ke liye aage sarak rahi thi
shanti ko pata tha ki agar woh takiye se apna munh hatayegi toh uski cheekh koi bhi sun lega
lekin itna dard toh sehna hi padega shanti ko
main wapas shanti ke boobs dabane laga
boobs masalne laga peeth chumne laga
ab baari thi shanti ki gaand maarne ki
main apna thoda sa lund nikaalke andar daal diya
aisi 10 minute tak main shanti ki gaand maarta raha
ab shanti sirf karrha rahi thi
main apna aadha lund shanti ki gaand se bahar nikaala aur andar pel diya
ab main apni gati tez karke shanti ki gaand maarne laga
shanti aaah aaah kiye ja rahi thi
shanti ki mast gaand maarke main toh jannat ki sair kar raha tha
lekin bimla shanti ko manayi kaise
main shanti ki gaand maarne mein laga hua tha
shanti aaj ki chudai kabhi nahi bhulegi
woh jab bhi apni gaand aur choot ko touch karegi hamesha mere lund ko yaad karegi
puri bedsheet khoon se laal ho chuki thi
abhi tak toh main normal speed se shanti ki gaand maar raha tha
lekin ab waqt tha shanti ki gaand phaadne ka
main shanti se pura sat gaya
aur aage ki taraf jhukne laga
isse shanti pet ke bal pura let gayi
main dono hath ko bed pe tikaya aur laga puri taqat se shanti ki gaand maarne shanti ko phirse dard hone laga
aaj main shanti ko apna virye pilane wala tha
kyunki gaand mein lund daalke choot mein lund nahi daal sakte
condom lagaya ho toh alag baat hai
main shanti ke munh se takiya hata liya
yeh takiya toh pehle wale se jyada bheega hua tha
main tabad tod apna lund shanti ki gaand mein pele ja raha tha
shanti ke munh mein kapda abhi bhi tha
main shanti ke munh se kapda nikaal diya
shanti- dilip tumne meri gaand phaad di meri choot ka bhosda bana diya
tum jallad ho uii maaa dilip tum aaaah aaaaah oooooh ummmm tum bahut achche umm oooh aaj tumne mera sab kuch loot liya aaah
dilip- shanti ki baat sunke mera josh aur badh gaya aus isi josh mein kuch jyada hi jor shanti ki gaand maarne laga
shanti ko phir se dard hone laga
hoga bhi kyun nahi mera lund jo sarla jaisi randi ko rula sakta hai
bechari shanti kitni mushkil se apne dard ko bhuli thi ek baar phir rone lagi
mera bhi ab nikalne wala tha
main shanti ki gaand marte hue mast ho gaya
10 15 dhakke maarne ke baad main apna lund shanti ki gaand se nikaal liya
aur shanti ko palat diya shanti ke boobs pe baithke apna lund hilane
shanti apna munh khole hui thi
thodi der baad main apna sara virye shanti ke munh mein daal diya
shanti mera sara virye pee gayi
main apna lund shanti ke boobs pe ragadne laga
hum dono paseene se bheeg chuke the
bimla room mein aagayi
main time dekha toh 2 ghante beet chuke the...
dilip- kaki yeh lo painkiller aur tube yeh khila dena aur tube laga dena
bimla- main toh teri naukar hoon na
dilip- aisa mat bolo main aapko apna maanta hoon
mujhe pata hai aap gussa ho
ek baar meri exam khatam ho jaye
phir toh aapki hi bajaunga
bimla- main toh majak kar rahi thi
mujhe pata hai tu bahut achcha hai
dilip- main shanti ke paas gaya
ab aap apna khyal rakhna
shanti- tumne mere liye jo kiya hai woh main kabhi nahi bhulungi
dilip- main bhi apko kabhi nahi bhulunga
aur haan reports milte hi vinay ke sath mere ghar aajana
shanti- sabse pehle tumhare paas aaungi
phir apne pati ko bataungi
dilip- pehle apne pati ko batana pehla hak uska hai
ab chalta hoon aur sorry kuch jyada kar diya ho toh maaf kar dena
shanti- tum kaho toh ek baar aur kar lungi
[aur shanti uthne lagi lekin gaand ka dard uthne de tab na
dilip- aap aram karo
aur kaki aap main bimla ko kiss karke ghar agaya
apne room mein aake naha dhoke tayyar hua
thodi der baad vanya agayi
vanya- tum agar kal se kahin gaye ho
toh vidyadi ko bol dungi
dilip- bol do main bhi bol dunga
vanya- kya bol doge din bhar toh tum ghumte rehte ho
dilip- main kyun batau
vanya- bataoge ki jaake pitaji ko bolu
dilip- bol do tumhari marzi
aur main kitaab mein ghus gaya
vanya- ruko abhi pitaji ko leke aati hoon
aur vanya room se bahar chali gayi
mujhe pata tha vanya mamaji ke paas nahi jayegi
woh sirf mujhe dara rahi thi
main apne kitaab mein ghusa hua tha
[vanya mere room se nikalke seedha bmama ke room pe gayi
bmama aram kar rahe the
vanya gate knock ki
bmama- aajaiye
[vanya andar gayi]
vanu aap kuch chahiye
vanya- pitaji dilip mujhe pareshan kar raha hai
bmama- kya kiya dilip ne
vanya- woh keh raha hai main uske sath padhai na karu
bmama- dilip aisa kyun keh raha hai
vanya- woh aaj kal bilkul padhai nahi karta
main jab uske sath padhti hoon
toh usko bhi padhna padta hai
isi liye woh mujhe apne sath padhne ke liye mana kar raha hai
bmama- achcha chaliye hum baat karte hain dilip se
dilip- main idhar kitaab mein ghusa hua tha
tabhi bmama ki awaj mere kaano mein padi
bmama- kya hum andar aasakte hain
dilip- [jaise hi main bmama ko dekha
meri phatke hath mein agayi
kyunki bmama ke peeche vanya khadi mujhe jubaan dikha rahi thi]
jee jee aaiye
main khada ho gaya
bmama aake bed pe baith gaye
bmama- yeh hum kya sun rahe hain
tum theek se padhai nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- jee jee jee padh raha hoon
bmama- aage se shikayat nahi aani chahiye
vanu aap dhyan rakhengi
agar dilip theek se padhai na kare
toh sabse pehle aap hume batayengi
hum vidya ko kuch waqt ke liye london bhej denge
dilip- nahi nahi achche se padhai karunga first aaunga
[main roni surat banake bola
bmama chale gaye]
bmama ke jaate hi vanya hansne lagi
main vanya ko ghurke dekha aur padhai karne laga
vanya mere paas aayi
vanya- tumhi toh keh rahe the jaake bol do
dilip- koi baat nahi padhai karo
[sach kahu toh main sach mein dar gaya tha
kahi bmama sach mein vidu ko london na bhej de
agar vanya mere room mein na hoti toh main rone lagta
isi liye mujhe first toh aana hi padega...
dilip- main padhai karta raha raat ke khane ka time ho gaya tha
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- tum jao main baad mein khalunga
vanya- bhool gaye kya bdadi tumhare sath hi khana khati hain
[vanya ki baat sunke main kuch nahi bola
neeche gaya khana khane
phir main khana khake apne room mein aagaya
vanya apne room mein chali gayi
main dobara padhai karne laga
raat mein vidu ka phone aaya thodi der baat kiya phir padhai karne laga
raat kareeb 11 baje koi gate knock karne laga
is waqt kon agaya
main jaake gate khola
samne bmami khadi thi
bmami- soye nahi ab tak
dilip- aadhe ghante mein so jaunga
bmami- subah 6 baje uthte ho raat ko 12 baje sote ho
jaldi soya karo
dilip- woh agle hafte se exam hai na isi liye
bmami- yeh baat toh nahi hai
dilip- sach bol raha hoon
[main apni najre neechi kiye hua tha]
bmami- agar tum nahi batana chahte toh theek hai
lekin kabhi jhuth mat bolna
[aur bmami jaane lagi]
main bmami ka hath pakad liya
dilip- main batata hoon aapko
bmami bed pe aake baith gayi
bmami- agar nahi batana hai toh mat batao main bura nahi maanungi
dilip- [main bmami ko bata diya ki main agar theek se padhai nahi karunga toh bmama vidu ko london bhej denge]
bmami- achcha toh isliye damadji padhai kar rahe hain
yeh batao pehle tum second kyun aate the
dilip- bnani kehti hain ki padhai utni hi karo
jitni kar sakte ho
dimaag pe jyada jor daaloge toh jo yaad hai woh bhi bhool jaoge
bmami- ab batao agar jyada padhai karke tumhari tabiyat kharab hogai toh
dilip- main first nahi aaunga toh
bmami- inho ne kaha hai tumhe exam mein first aane ko
dilip- bmama keh rahe the ki achchhe se padhai karo
bmami- baat khatam achche se padhai karo na ki sirf padhai karo
dilip- aur agar bmama vidu ko london bhej diye toh
bmami- nahi bhejenge apni bmami pe bharosa rakkho
aur ab so jao
dilip- jee
[phir bmami chali gayi
main kitaab sametke so gaya]
subah mein uthke nahaya dhoke tayyar hua nashta karke lakhan ke sath akhade mein gaya
kasrat karne laga
dilip- lakhan tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai
lakhan- aap sab hi mera pariwaar hain
dilip- haa woh toh hain lekin ghar mein kaun hai
lakhan- koi nahi hai
dilip- toh shaadi kar lo
lakhan- mujhse kaun shaadi karegi
pure 150 gaon ke log mujhe gunda samajhte hain
dilip- are toh tum mamaji ko bolo woh tumhare liye ladki dhund denge
lakhan- aap hi dhund dijiye
dilip- [lakhan is duniya ka aathwa ajuba hai
main aaj tak lakhan ko samajh nahi paaya]
phir main wapas kasrat karne laga
kasrat karke kadwa juice peeke ghar aagaya
aur padhai karne laga
thodi der baad vanya aagayi
dopeher mein khaane ke baad main nmami ke room mein gaya
1 ghanta tak padhai kiya
waise main nmami ke sath padhai kam aur sawal jyada puchta hoon
itna sawal agar koi mujhse puchega toh
main uske paas dobara baithunga hi nahi
main vanya ke room mein gaya
jaise hi gate knock kiya gate khul gaya
vanya padhai kar rahi thi
meri taraf dhyan bhi nahi di
main dheeme kadmo se vanya ke paas gaya
isse pehle main kuch bolta
vanya- baithke padhai karo
[mera toh popat ho gaya.,
