Update 55
dilip- tumhe kaise pata ki main aagaya hoon
tumne toh mujhe dekha bhi nahi
vanya- bail jab chalta hai toh sabko pata chal hi jata hai
dilip- main kuch nahi bola sirf padhai karne laga
aaj kal toh sab mera popat hi kar rahe the
shaam mein main apne room mein aagaya
ab toh exam ke baad hi ghumna phirna tha
phir se padhne laga
raat mein khana khake vidu se baat karke so gaya
mere room ka gate khula aur meri pyari vidu andar aayi
vidu toh aisa kapda kabhi pehenti hi nahi thi jismein unke jism ka ek bhi hissa nahi dikhta tha
lekin aaj pehli baar vidu frock pehne hue thi
mujhe pata tha ki main sapna dekh raha hoon
lekin mujhe isse kya
vidu dheeme kadmo se mere paas aagayi
aur mere gale lag gayi
main apne dono hath vidu ki peeth pe rakh diya
aur apni vidu ko feel karne laga
tabhi koi mere badan pe paani daal diya
main hadbada ke uth gaya
main dekha vanya hans rahi thi
dilip- aaj nahi chhodunga ruk
vanya jubaan dikhake room se bahar bhaag gayi
main time dekha toh 8 baj raha tha
shayad isi liye vanya mere pe paani daal di
main naha dhoke tayyar hua
pure room mein paani phail gaya tha
sabse pehle main apna secret cheej sab chhupa diya
aur neeche aagaya
bnani- teri tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- haa theek hai bnani
aapne abhi tak nashta nahi kiya hoga
bnani- mera pyara beta bada samajhdar hai
dilip- main bnani ko apne hath se nashta karaya
bnani bhi apne hatho se mujhe nashta khilayi
phir main kasrat karke ghar aagaya
kmaasi kuch pareshan dikh rahi thi
main kmaasi ke paas gaya
dilip- kya hua maasi
kmaasi- kuch nahi bas sar mein dard hai
dilip- aap mujhse jhuth bolengi
kmaasi- sach keh rahi hoon
[main room se bahar agaya
aur padhai karne laga
vanya ko aajkal kuch jyada hi masti sujh rahi thi
sabak toh sikhana hi padega
mujhe pata tha vanya abhi aayegi hi
main socha kyun na aaj khufiye raasta use karu
main apni almari ke peeche hath karke ek button daba diya
almari side ho gayi
main andar chala gaya
almari phir se apni jagah pe aagayi
pura andhera tha do aadmi ke khade hone ki jagah thi
main mobile ka light on kiya
main aage badhne laga
sab taraf ek gate tha
matlab ki har ek gate kisi room mein khulta tha
mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha ki konsa gate konse room mein khulta hai
main ek dum last jagah pe pahunch gaya
ek gate tha jispe
veer partap singh likha hua tha matlab yeh mere nanaji ka room tha
shayad yeh woh room tha jismein mujhe apni padhai puri karne ke baad jaana tha
har ek gate ko check karne mein toh bahut time lagega
main vanya ko darane ka irada radd kar diya
aur wapas apne room mein aagaya
koi joro se gate peet raha0tha
main gate khola
vanya- itni der se khadi hoon gate nahi kholna tha toh bata do
nahi aaungi
dilip- are toh ro kyun rahi ho
main br mein tha
achcha rona band karo
vanya- [main toh dar hi gayi thi bewakoof kahin ka
aaj bhi kitna pyara lag raha hai
ek dum gora chikna
main sochi ki subah ka badla lega
par yeh bail toh kuch bolta hi nahi hai]
dilip- vanya kahan kho gayi
vanya- kahi nahi chalo itni der se khadi hoon
dilip- vanya mujhe dhakka deke andar aagayi...
dilip- phir hum dono padhai karne lage
aise hi vanya ke sath padhai karte hue pura hafta beet gaya
isi beech main kmaasi se bahut baat kiya
lekin unse mujhe kuch pata nahi chala
aaj sunday tha matlab kal se paper dena tha hume
aaj tak dar nahi laga
lekin aaj lag raha tha pehle vidu jo sath nahi thi
aur bmama ki talwar jo hamesha meri gardan pe latki rehti hai
woh bhi nahi thi
vanya ek din pehle hi chart le aayi thi college se
vanya ko bola ki main jata hoon toh woh boli tum padhai karo
bahar jaoge aur ghumne lagoge
samajh lijiye ki yeh pura hafta main ghar pe hi raha
main dopeher mein bed pe leta hua tha
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
main phone uthaya
vidu- kya baat hai patidev ji bahut dar lag raha hai
dilip- aapko nahi lag raha hai
vidu- mujhe kyun dar lagega bhala
dilip- woh is liye meri pyari pyari vidu ki paper toh aapke bhi hain
vidu- haan hain lekin agle monday se
aur main kisi se nahi darti hoon
dilip- cockroach ko chhod kar
vidu- main nahi darti hoon
aap darte hain woh bhi is baat se ki pitaji mujhe london bhej denge
main london akayle thode hi jaungi
dilip- toh kiske sath jaengi aap london
vidu- aap hi bata dijiye aap hi toh kehte hain ki aapko mere baare mein sab pata hain
aur haan agar kuch galat bole hain toh do mahine no kiss
dilip- mummy
vidu- mummy ke sath jaungi
maa jo mere sath sheher bhi nahi jaati hain
dilip- are woh toh darse main bol diya
warna mujhe toh pata hai ki aap mere sath hi jaengi
vidu- toh phir dar kyun rahe hain
dilip- sab mujhe ball banaye hue hain
jo bhi dekhta hai chhakka maarne ki sochta hai
vidu- yeh kya baat hui mujhe sirf naam bataiye kon mere patidev ji ko ball samajhta hai
dilip- aur kaun aapki behen vanya
jab dekho bmama ki dhamki deti rehti hai
vidu- kyun dhamki deti hai
jara yeh bhi toh bataiye
dilip- padhai karo bahar mat jao time pe khana khao
upar se bathroom bhi jana ho toh nahi jaane deti hai
vidu- bathroom wali baat aap banake bol rahe hain
dilip- haa toh theek hai
lekin aur sab baat toh galat hai na
vidu- bilkul sahi hai
dilip- aap meri taraf hain ya apni behen ki taraf
vidu- main toh aapki taraf hoon
dilip- agar aap meri taraf hain toh mujhe film dulhe raja ka woh seen kyun yaad aaraha hai jismein jhonny lever ki najar kadir khan pe rehti hai
lekin ungli govinda pe
[vidu hansne lagi]
bas bas pet dard karne lagega
[vidu aur jorse hansne lagi]
vidu- kya karu hansi ruk hi nahi rahi hai
dilip- iska matlab main sahi hoon
vidu- haan
dilip- haan
vidu- nahi nahi woh toh mere munh se nikal gaya
dilip- main sab samajhta hoon aap dono beheno ko
dono milke mujhe pareshan karti hain
[vidu phirse hansne lagi]
dilip- bahut hansi aarahi hai aapko
ek baar miliye aap
vidu- kyun aap kuch karenge mere sath
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas chumma loonga
vidu- hun bade aaye chumma lene wale
dilip- woh toh aap milengi tab na
itni jorse chumma loonga ki
[isse jyada main kuch bol hi nahi paaya
kyunki koi gate knock nahi kar raha tha
gate peet raha tha
aur yeh vanya chuhiya ke alawa koi ho hi nahi sakta hai]
vidu- kya hua aap chup kyun ho gaye
dilip- jyada kuch nahi aapki behen hamesha ki tarah gate peet rahi hai
aaj nahi chhodunga
vidu- achcha kya karenge aap
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas ek balti paani maarunga
vidu- agar aap aisa karenge toh aapka bahut nuksaan hoga
dilip- mujhe koi farak nahi padta
vidu- aap meri baat nahi maanenge
dilip- [vidu yeh baat itni masumiyat ke sath boli ki mera dil jhoom utha]
theek hai paani nahi marta hoon
[vanya aur jorse gate peetne lagi]
dekhiye apni behen ka
vidu- are toh jaake dekhiye ho sakta hai aapke liye kuch gift layi ho
dilip- dekhta hoon
main jaise hi gate khola mera munh khula ka khula reh gaya...
dilip- mere samne meri jaan meri pyari vidu khadi thi
vidu- kaisa laga gift
dilip- main aage badhke idhar udhar dekha
koi nahi tha
main vidu ka hath pakad liya
vidu andar aagayi
main gate lock kar diya
aur vidu ko gale laga liya
main vidu ko gale lagaye hue hi bed pe let gaya
aaj main roya nahi kyunki aaj meri vidu meri baaho mein thi
main socha kahi mujhe daura toh nahi pad gaya
jab bhi gate kholta hoon daura pad hi jata hai
main soch mein gum tha
vidu- yeh koi sapna nahi hai jo aap khoye hue hain
dilip- aap pehle bata deti
vidu- aapki ankhon mein khushi jo dekhni thi
dilip- main vidu ke mathe ko choom liya
vidu sharmane lagi
phir main vidu ke gore gaalo ko choom liya
vidu aur jyada sharma gayi
phir main vidu ki dono ankhon ko choom liya
ab bari thi honto ki
jiska main besabri se intezar kar raha tha
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakh diya
aur chusne laga
vidu ke honto ka ras sabse meetha sabse achcha tha
vidu mere neechli hont chus rahi thi
main vidu ki upari hont chus raha tha
phir main kiss tod diya
hum dono haanfne lage
main phir vidu ke hont chusne laga
vidu abhi bhi mere upar thi
vidu ke boobs mere seene mein dab gaye the
aisa nahi tha ki mujhe hawas ki wajah se yeh sab mehsus ho raha tha
vidu jab mere paas hoti hai toh mera dil sirf pyar mehsus karta hai
hum dono kiss mein itna kho gaye ki hum saans bhi nahi le rahe the
main kiss tod diya
main kuch bol pata usse pehle hi vidu mere hont pe apne hont rakhke chusne lagi
vidu bade pyar se mere hont chus rahi thi
main bhi bade pyar se apni pyari vidu ke pyare hont chusne laga
vidu mere hont chuste hue saans bhi nahi le rahi thi
mujhe pata tha iss baar vidu mujhe kiss todne nahi degi
main apne dono hath ko vidu ki kamar pe le gaya
aur gudgudi karne laga
phir bhi vidu mere hont chusti rahi
main puri gati ke sath apni ungliya vidu ki kamar pe chalane laga
vidu mere hont se apne alag ki aur jor jor se hansne lagi
main vidu ko gud gudi karna banad kar diya
aur vidu ko apni god mein leke baith gaya
vidu- aap bilkul bhi romantic nahi hain
[vidu munh phulake boli]
dilip- mujhe kya pata ki romance kaise karte hain
aap hi seekha dijiye
vidu- main kya apko romance seekhaungi
dilip- haan woh toh hai
theek hai
main aapko abhi manata hoon
main vidu ko apni god mein leke uth gaya
[dar bhi lag raha tha kahi maar na pad jaye]
dilip- apni ankhein band kijiye
vidu apni ankhein band kar limain vidu ko apni god mein uthaye
almari ke paas gaya
button dabaya
almari side ho gayi
main andar chala gaya
chauthe gate ko pair se dhakka diya
gate ko dhakka dete hi gate khul gaya
main jaise hi andar gaya
room dekhke main samajh gaya ki yeh vanya ka room hai
dilip- ab apni ankhein kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
vidu apni ankhein kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
jab vidu ko pata chala ki yeh vanya ka room hai
vidu- main yahan kaise aayi
dilip- main leke aaya
vidu- kahan se
dilip- matlab
vidu- matlab yeh mere patidevji apke room ke bahar aapki sab behne aapka intezaar kar rahi thi
dilip- achcha toh yeh baat hai
matlab sab mujhse milne aayi hain
aaj main apni behno ko bataunga ki main bhi unka ek lauta bhai hoon
rukiye
[vanya ke room mein ek bhalu ki costumme thi
jisse woh pehenke bmami ko darati thi]
aap yahi pe baithiye
main apni beheno ko leke aata hoon
phir main bhalu wali costume pehen liya..,
dilip- ab bhalu ki awaj kaise nikalu
mobile baba kis din kaam aayenge
main bhalu ki awaj download kiya aur chal diya apne room pe
mere aur vanya ke room beech teen aur room the
main jab apne room ke nazdeek pahuncha
toh main dang reh gaya
woh isliye ki sab behne apne hath mein mere liye ek baalti paani aur dusre hath mein ek gulaab ka phool shayad mere upar paani daalne ke baad mujhe manane ke liye
main ek jhatke mein apni behno ke peeche khada ho gaya
sabki peeth meri taraf thi
aur sab mere room ke gate ko gol hoke ghere hui thi
main bhalu ki awaj pure volume ke sath play kar diya aur bhalu ki acting karne lagi
jaise hi bhalu ki awaj meri behno ne suni aur peeche mud gaya
hadbadahat mein jo baalti unke hatho mein thi woh sab ek dusre ke upar daalne lagi
upar se cheekh bhi rahi thi
meri behno ki cheekh sunke sab upar aagaye
cmami bmami bnani kmaasi
in sabke sath ek aur aurat thi
jisko main nahi janta tha
bmami mujhe dekhke
aur meri behno ki halat dekhke
bmami- vanyaaa
tumne phirse shararat shuru kar di
vanya- maa main toh yahan pe hoon
aruna- toh phir yeh kaun hai
[arunadi mere bhalu ke mask ko pakadke utaar di]
sabke ek sath- tuuu
[aur sab behne lagi mujhe marne lekin pyar se]
bnani- chal bahu neeche aaj yeh hume puchengi bhi nahi
lekin meri behne mujhe marti rahi
phir arunadi mujhe gale laga li
aruna- kaisa hai tu
kitne din baad tujhe dekh rahi hoon
[ phir kya tha mere sab behne mujhe gale laga li ]
dilip- aap sab kab aayi
aruna- yeh sab vanya ka idea tha
megha- di pehle fresh ho jaate hain dekhiye na hamare laal ne hume gila kar diya
[phir sab behne apne room mein chali gayi
avni ko chhodke]
aap nahi jayengi
avni- tum toh mujhe bhool hi gaye
[avni isse aage kuch bol hi nahi paayi
main usko kiss jo kar diya tha]
dilip- aapko pata hai main apko kabhi nahi bhool sakta
ab fresh hoke vanya ke room mein ajaiye
main wapas vanya ke room mein aagaya
jahan meri pyari vidu mera intezar kar rahi thi
main vidu ke paas gaya
aur vidu ko apni god mein bitha liya
vidu- ab bataiye maar padi ki nahi
dilip- [main vidu ko sab bata diya]
vidu- achcha toh aapko maar padi lekin pyar wali
dilip- ab bataiye yeh sab kaise hua
vidu- main toh kab se aapke paas aana chahti thi
lekin pitaji ko kaise bolti
raat ko main vanya ko phone karke boli
ki woh pitaji ko kaise bhi manaye
subah mein vanya ka phone aaya
woh boli sabko sath leke aajao
yeh baat main aruna ko batayi aruna chachaji se permission le li
phir hum yaha pe pahunch gaye
dilip- achcha matlab aap bhi mera popat kar rahi thi
vidu- main toh sirf aapko pyar ka rahi thi
ab bataiye dar khatam hua
dilip- dar toh khatam ho gaya
lekin kuch kuch jarur shuru ho gaya hai
main vidu ke gale lag gaya
tabhi gate khula aur meri behne prakat hui
sabko dekhke vidu meri god se utar gayi
aur sharmane lagi
aruna- tujhe sharam nahi aati
dilip- ismein sharam ki kya baat hai
avni- iske samne toh sharam bhi sharma jaye
aruna- aur di aap iske samne bachchi ban jati hain
dilip- are yeh bachchi thode hi hain
yeh toh meri vidu hai
aruna- haa pata hai
isi liye hume darane aaya tha
dilip- aap bhi toh mere liye
paani leke khadi thi
sunita- mujhe toh mere bhai se baat bhi nahi karne de rahi ho aap sab...
tumne toh mujhe dekha bhi nahi
vanya- bail jab chalta hai toh sabko pata chal hi jata hai
dilip- main kuch nahi bola sirf padhai karne laga
aaj kal toh sab mera popat hi kar rahe the
shaam mein main apne room mein aagaya
ab toh exam ke baad hi ghumna phirna tha
phir se padhne laga
raat mein khana khake vidu se baat karke so gaya
mere room ka gate khula aur meri pyari vidu andar aayi
vidu toh aisa kapda kabhi pehenti hi nahi thi jismein unke jism ka ek bhi hissa nahi dikhta tha
lekin aaj pehli baar vidu frock pehne hue thi
mujhe pata tha ki main sapna dekh raha hoon
lekin mujhe isse kya
vidu dheeme kadmo se mere paas aagayi
aur mere gale lag gayi
main apne dono hath vidu ki peeth pe rakh diya
aur apni vidu ko feel karne laga
tabhi koi mere badan pe paani daal diya
main hadbada ke uth gaya
main dekha vanya hans rahi thi
dilip- aaj nahi chhodunga ruk
vanya jubaan dikhake room se bahar bhaag gayi
main time dekha toh 8 baj raha tha
shayad isi liye vanya mere pe paani daal di
main naha dhoke tayyar hua
pure room mein paani phail gaya tha
sabse pehle main apna secret cheej sab chhupa diya
aur neeche aagaya
bnani- teri tabiyat toh theek hai na
dilip- haa theek hai bnani
aapne abhi tak nashta nahi kiya hoga
bnani- mera pyara beta bada samajhdar hai
dilip- main bnani ko apne hath se nashta karaya
bnani bhi apne hatho se mujhe nashta khilayi
phir main kasrat karke ghar aagaya
kmaasi kuch pareshan dikh rahi thi
main kmaasi ke paas gaya
dilip- kya hua maasi
kmaasi- kuch nahi bas sar mein dard hai
dilip- aap mujhse jhuth bolengi
kmaasi- sach keh rahi hoon
[main room se bahar agaya
aur padhai karne laga
vanya ko aajkal kuch jyada hi masti sujh rahi thi
sabak toh sikhana hi padega
mujhe pata tha vanya abhi aayegi hi
main socha kyun na aaj khufiye raasta use karu
main apni almari ke peeche hath karke ek button daba diya
almari side ho gayi
main andar chala gaya
almari phir se apni jagah pe aagayi
pura andhera tha do aadmi ke khade hone ki jagah thi
main mobile ka light on kiya
main aage badhne laga
sab taraf ek gate tha
matlab ki har ek gate kisi room mein khulta tha
mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha ki konsa gate konse room mein khulta hai
main ek dum last jagah pe pahunch gaya
ek gate tha jispe
veer partap singh likha hua tha matlab yeh mere nanaji ka room tha
shayad yeh woh room tha jismein mujhe apni padhai puri karne ke baad jaana tha
har ek gate ko check karne mein toh bahut time lagega
main vanya ko darane ka irada radd kar diya
aur wapas apne room mein aagaya
koi joro se gate peet raha0tha
main gate khola
vanya- itni der se khadi hoon gate nahi kholna tha toh bata do
nahi aaungi
dilip- are toh ro kyun rahi ho
main br mein tha
achcha rona band karo
vanya- [main toh dar hi gayi thi bewakoof kahin ka
aaj bhi kitna pyara lag raha hai
ek dum gora chikna
main sochi ki subah ka badla lega
par yeh bail toh kuch bolta hi nahi hai]
dilip- vanya kahan kho gayi
vanya- kahi nahi chalo itni der se khadi hoon
dilip- vanya mujhe dhakka deke andar aagayi...
dilip- phir hum dono padhai karne lage
aise hi vanya ke sath padhai karte hue pura hafta beet gaya
isi beech main kmaasi se bahut baat kiya
lekin unse mujhe kuch pata nahi chala
aaj sunday tha matlab kal se paper dena tha hume
aaj tak dar nahi laga
lekin aaj lag raha tha pehle vidu jo sath nahi thi
aur bmama ki talwar jo hamesha meri gardan pe latki rehti hai
woh bhi nahi thi
vanya ek din pehle hi chart le aayi thi college se
vanya ko bola ki main jata hoon toh woh boli tum padhai karo
bahar jaoge aur ghumne lagoge
samajh lijiye ki yeh pura hafta main ghar pe hi raha
main dopeher mein bed pe leta hua tha
tabhi mera phone bajne laga
main phone uthaya
vidu- kya baat hai patidev ji bahut dar lag raha hai
dilip- aapko nahi lag raha hai
vidu- mujhe kyun dar lagega bhala
dilip- woh is liye meri pyari pyari vidu ki paper toh aapke bhi hain
vidu- haan hain lekin agle monday se
aur main kisi se nahi darti hoon
dilip- cockroach ko chhod kar
vidu- main nahi darti hoon
aap darte hain woh bhi is baat se ki pitaji mujhe london bhej denge
main london akayle thode hi jaungi
dilip- toh kiske sath jaengi aap london
vidu- aap hi bata dijiye aap hi toh kehte hain ki aapko mere baare mein sab pata hain
aur haan agar kuch galat bole hain toh do mahine no kiss
dilip- mummy
vidu- mummy ke sath jaungi
maa jo mere sath sheher bhi nahi jaati hain
dilip- are woh toh darse main bol diya
warna mujhe toh pata hai ki aap mere sath hi jaengi
vidu- toh phir dar kyun rahe hain
dilip- sab mujhe ball banaye hue hain
jo bhi dekhta hai chhakka maarne ki sochta hai
vidu- yeh kya baat hui mujhe sirf naam bataiye kon mere patidev ji ko ball samajhta hai
dilip- aur kaun aapki behen vanya
jab dekho bmama ki dhamki deti rehti hai
vidu- kyun dhamki deti hai
jara yeh bhi toh bataiye
dilip- padhai karo bahar mat jao time pe khana khao
upar se bathroom bhi jana ho toh nahi jaane deti hai
vidu- bathroom wali baat aap banake bol rahe hain
dilip- haa toh theek hai
lekin aur sab baat toh galat hai na
vidu- bilkul sahi hai
dilip- aap meri taraf hain ya apni behen ki taraf
vidu- main toh aapki taraf hoon
dilip- agar aap meri taraf hain toh mujhe film dulhe raja ka woh seen kyun yaad aaraha hai jismein jhonny lever ki najar kadir khan pe rehti hai
lekin ungli govinda pe
[vidu hansne lagi]
bas bas pet dard karne lagega
[vidu aur jorse hansne lagi]
vidu- kya karu hansi ruk hi nahi rahi hai
dilip- iska matlab main sahi hoon
vidu- haan
dilip- haan
vidu- nahi nahi woh toh mere munh se nikal gaya
dilip- main sab samajhta hoon aap dono beheno ko
dono milke mujhe pareshan karti hain
[vidu phirse hansne lagi]
dilip- bahut hansi aarahi hai aapko
ek baar miliye aap
vidu- kyun aap kuch karenge mere sath
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas chumma loonga
vidu- hun bade aaye chumma lene wale
dilip- woh toh aap milengi tab na
itni jorse chumma loonga ki
[isse jyada main kuch bol hi nahi paaya
kyunki koi gate knock nahi kar raha tha
gate peet raha tha
aur yeh vanya chuhiya ke alawa koi ho hi nahi sakta hai]
vidu- kya hua aap chup kyun ho gaye
dilip- jyada kuch nahi aapki behen hamesha ki tarah gate peet rahi hai
aaj nahi chhodunga
vidu- achcha kya karenge aap
dilip- jyada kuch nahi bas ek balti paani maarunga
vidu- agar aap aisa karenge toh aapka bahut nuksaan hoga
dilip- mujhe koi farak nahi padta
vidu- aap meri baat nahi maanenge
dilip- [vidu yeh baat itni masumiyat ke sath boli ki mera dil jhoom utha]
theek hai paani nahi marta hoon
[vanya aur jorse gate peetne lagi]
dekhiye apni behen ka
vidu- are toh jaake dekhiye ho sakta hai aapke liye kuch gift layi ho
dilip- dekhta hoon
main jaise hi gate khola mera munh khula ka khula reh gaya...
dilip- mere samne meri jaan meri pyari vidu khadi thi
vidu- kaisa laga gift
dilip- main aage badhke idhar udhar dekha
koi nahi tha
main vidu ka hath pakad liya
vidu andar aagayi
main gate lock kar diya
aur vidu ko gale laga liya
main vidu ko gale lagaye hue hi bed pe let gaya
aaj main roya nahi kyunki aaj meri vidu meri baaho mein thi
main socha kahi mujhe daura toh nahi pad gaya
jab bhi gate kholta hoon daura pad hi jata hai
main soch mein gum tha
vidu- yeh koi sapna nahi hai jo aap khoye hue hain
dilip- aap pehle bata deti
vidu- aapki ankhon mein khushi jo dekhni thi
dilip- main vidu ke mathe ko choom liya
vidu sharmane lagi
phir main vidu ke gore gaalo ko choom liya
vidu aur jyada sharma gayi
phir main vidu ki dono ankhon ko choom liya
ab bari thi honto ki
jiska main besabri se intezar kar raha tha
main apne hont vidu ke hont pe rakh diya
aur chusne laga
vidu ke honto ka ras sabse meetha sabse achcha tha
vidu mere neechli hont chus rahi thi
main vidu ki upari hont chus raha tha
phir main kiss tod diya
hum dono haanfne lage
main phir vidu ke hont chusne laga
vidu abhi bhi mere upar thi
vidu ke boobs mere seene mein dab gaye the
aisa nahi tha ki mujhe hawas ki wajah se yeh sab mehsus ho raha tha
vidu jab mere paas hoti hai toh mera dil sirf pyar mehsus karta hai
hum dono kiss mein itna kho gaye ki hum saans bhi nahi le rahe the
main kiss tod diya
main kuch bol pata usse pehle hi vidu mere hont pe apne hont rakhke chusne lagi
vidu bade pyar se mere hont chus rahi thi
main bhi bade pyar se apni pyari vidu ke pyare hont chusne laga
vidu mere hont chuste hue saans bhi nahi le rahi thi
mujhe pata tha iss baar vidu mujhe kiss todne nahi degi
main apne dono hath ko vidu ki kamar pe le gaya
aur gudgudi karne laga
phir bhi vidu mere hont chusti rahi
main puri gati ke sath apni ungliya vidu ki kamar pe chalane laga
vidu mere hont se apne alag ki aur jor jor se hansne lagi
main vidu ko gud gudi karna banad kar diya
aur vidu ko apni god mein leke baith gaya
vidu- aap bilkul bhi romantic nahi hain
[vidu munh phulake boli]
dilip- mujhe kya pata ki romance kaise karte hain
aap hi seekha dijiye
vidu- main kya apko romance seekhaungi
dilip- haan woh toh hai
theek hai
main aapko abhi manata hoon
main vidu ko apni god mein leke uth gaya
[dar bhi lag raha tha kahi maar na pad jaye]
dilip- apni ankhein band kijiye
vidu apni ankhein band kar limain vidu ko apni god mein uthaye
almari ke paas gaya
button dabaya
almari side ho gayi
main andar chala gaya
chauthe gate ko pair se dhakka diya
gate ko dhakka dete hi gate khul gaya
main jaise hi andar gaya
room dekhke main samajh gaya ki yeh vanya ka room hai
dilip- ab apni ankhein kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
vidu apni ankhein kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
jab vidu ko pata chala ki yeh vanya ka room hai
vidu- main yahan kaise aayi
dilip- main leke aaya
vidu- kahan se
dilip- matlab
vidu- matlab yeh mere patidevji apke room ke bahar aapki sab behne aapka intezaar kar rahi thi
dilip- achcha toh yeh baat hai
matlab sab mujhse milne aayi hain
aaj main apni behno ko bataunga ki main bhi unka ek lauta bhai hoon
rukiye
[vanya ke room mein ek bhalu ki costumme thi
jisse woh pehenke bmami ko darati thi]
aap yahi pe baithiye
main apni beheno ko leke aata hoon
phir main bhalu wali costume pehen liya..,
dilip- ab bhalu ki awaj kaise nikalu
mobile baba kis din kaam aayenge
main bhalu ki awaj download kiya aur chal diya apne room pe
mere aur vanya ke room beech teen aur room the
main jab apne room ke nazdeek pahuncha
toh main dang reh gaya
woh isliye ki sab behne apne hath mein mere liye ek baalti paani aur dusre hath mein ek gulaab ka phool shayad mere upar paani daalne ke baad mujhe manane ke liye
main ek jhatke mein apni behno ke peeche khada ho gaya
sabki peeth meri taraf thi
aur sab mere room ke gate ko gol hoke ghere hui thi
main bhalu ki awaj pure volume ke sath play kar diya aur bhalu ki acting karne lagi
jaise hi bhalu ki awaj meri behno ne suni aur peeche mud gaya
hadbadahat mein jo baalti unke hatho mein thi woh sab ek dusre ke upar daalne lagi
upar se cheekh bhi rahi thi
meri behno ki cheekh sunke sab upar aagaye
cmami bmami bnani kmaasi
in sabke sath ek aur aurat thi
jisko main nahi janta tha
bmami mujhe dekhke
aur meri behno ki halat dekhke
bmami- vanyaaa
tumne phirse shararat shuru kar di
vanya- maa main toh yahan pe hoon
aruna- toh phir yeh kaun hai
[arunadi mere bhalu ke mask ko pakadke utaar di]
sabke ek sath- tuuu
[aur sab behne lagi mujhe marne lekin pyar se]
bnani- chal bahu neeche aaj yeh hume puchengi bhi nahi
lekin meri behne mujhe marti rahi
phir arunadi mujhe gale laga li
aruna- kaisa hai tu
kitne din baad tujhe dekh rahi hoon
[ phir kya tha mere sab behne mujhe gale laga li ]
dilip- aap sab kab aayi
aruna- yeh sab vanya ka idea tha
megha- di pehle fresh ho jaate hain dekhiye na hamare laal ne hume gila kar diya
[phir sab behne apne room mein chali gayi
avni ko chhodke]
aap nahi jayengi
avni- tum toh mujhe bhool hi gaye
[avni isse aage kuch bol hi nahi paayi
main usko kiss jo kar diya tha]
dilip- aapko pata hai main apko kabhi nahi bhool sakta
ab fresh hoke vanya ke room mein ajaiye
main wapas vanya ke room mein aagaya
jahan meri pyari vidu mera intezar kar rahi thi
main vidu ke paas gaya
aur vidu ko apni god mein bitha liya
vidu- ab bataiye maar padi ki nahi
dilip- [main vidu ko sab bata diya]
vidu- achcha toh aapko maar padi lekin pyar wali
dilip- ab bataiye yeh sab kaise hua
vidu- main toh kab se aapke paas aana chahti thi
lekin pitaji ko kaise bolti
raat ko main vanya ko phone karke boli
ki woh pitaji ko kaise bhi manaye
subah mein vanya ka phone aaya
woh boli sabko sath leke aajao
yeh baat main aruna ko batayi aruna chachaji se permission le li
phir hum yaha pe pahunch gaye
dilip- achcha matlab aap bhi mera popat kar rahi thi
vidu- main toh sirf aapko pyar ka rahi thi
ab bataiye dar khatam hua
dilip- dar toh khatam ho gaya
lekin kuch kuch jarur shuru ho gaya hai
main vidu ke gale lag gaya
tabhi gate khula aur meri behne prakat hui
sabko dekhke vidu meri god se utar gayi
aur sharmane lagi
aruna- tujhe sharam nahi aati
dilip- ismein sharam ki kya baat hai
avni- iske samne toh sharam bhi sharma jaye
aruna- aur di aap iske samne bachchi ban jati hain
dilip- are yeh bachchi thode hi hain
yeh toh meri vidu hai
aruna- haa pata hai
isi liye hume darane aaya tha
dilip- aap bhi toh mere liye
paani leke khadi thi
sunita- mujhe toh mere bhai se baat bhi nahi karne de rahi ho aap sab...
