Update 57
dilip- subah mein utha jo karta hoon wohi kiya kasrat karke pahuncha ghar
thodi der padhai kiya
phir vanya ke sath college aagaya
aaj bhi aditi mere sath baithi thi
aditi- kal ke liye thankyou
aapki wajah se main fail nahi houngi
dilip- koi baat nahi
waise aap kiske yahan aayi hain
aditi- sarpanch ji mere mama hain
dilip- achcha toh aap sarpanch ji ki bhanji hain
[sarpanch ke yaha koun mar gaya
chhodo na mujhe kya
waise meri aadat toh nahi hai kisi baat ko chhodne ki lekin kya kare
first jo aana hai
duniya jae maa chudane]
[main dhyan diya ki deepa mujhe ghur rahi thi
kal bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi lekin main dhyan nahi diya
thodi der baad paper shuru ho gaya
paper bhi kounsa tha hindi ka
phir bhi 15 minute pehle hi khatam kar diya
aur apna paper aditi ko de diya
10 minute mein hi aditi
mujhe mera paper wapas kar di
ek baat jispar mera dhyan gaya woh yeh ki aditi mere teen answer ke alawa aur kuch likhi hi nahi thi
main apna paper submit karke jaise hi bahar aaya
deepa mera hath pakad li aur mujhe kone mein le gayi
jahan pe koi nahi tha
main deepa ke hath se apna hath chhudaya
dilip- kya hai
deepa- tum toh meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi ho
dilip- tumhara matlab kya hai
aur dekho main abhi sirf padhai pe dhyan de raha hoon
agar koi aisi baat hai jisse mera dimaag kharab ho
toh exam ke baad bolna
samjhi ab hato samne se
phir main college ke bahar aagaya
kya karu koi aur mauka rehta toh kuch kar bhi leta
lekin first aana hai apni vidu ke liye
phir main vanya ke sath ghar ki taraf jane laga
vanya- aaj tumhare room mein padhne aasakti hoon
dilip- puch kyun rahi ho
aur waise tumhara paper kaisa gaya
vanya- ek dum badhiya
meri favourite hindi
sabse achchi
dilip- kya lagta hai parso kuch kar paenge
math ka paper hai
vanya- humne mehnat ki hai aur humara math ka paper bhi badhiya hi jaega
tum apna dimaag shant rakho samjhe
dilip- woh toh rakkhunga hi
waise tum bmama se baat kyun karne lagi
vanya- kyun ka kya matlab mere pitaji hain
[bewakoof jabse tumhara sapna dekhi hoon
paagal si ho gayi ho0‹2n tumhe jab nahi dekhti hoon toh dar lagne lagta hai
ab tumse kabhi naraz nahi houngi
tumhe hamesha khush rakkhungi
tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi]
dilip- vanya pata nahi kya soch rahi thi
hum ghar pahunch chuke the aur woh khoyi hui thi
vanya vanya vanya
main vanya ko chimti kaat liya
vanya- kya kar rahe ho
dilip- hum ghar pahunch gaye hain aur tum khoyi hui ho
[vanya muskurake bmami ke room mein chali gayi
main bnani ke room mein aagaya
thodi der bnani ke sath baat kiya
phir kmaasi ke sath baat kiya
kmasi mere samne khush rehne ka dikhawa karti hain
main apne room mein aagaya
fresh hoke padhai karne laga
koi gate knock karne laga
main jaake gate khola samne vanya aur bmami khadi thi
bmami ke hatho mein 2 glass tha
jismein doodh tha
bmami- tum bhi piyo aur isko bhi peelao
meri baat toh yeh sunti nahi hai
[main doodh pee liya
bmami mera glass leke chali gayi
dilip- doodh peeyo
vanya- nahi peeyungi
[apne hath se peelao na]
dilip- peeyo[main ankh dikhaya]
vanya- nahi peeyungi nahi peeyungi nahi peeyungi
dilip- mere hath se
vanya- nahi
[ek baar aur boldo]
dilip- main vanya ke munh pe glass laga diya
vanya doodh gata gat peene lagi
[yeh bhi bachchi hi hai]
vanya pura doodh pe gayi
phir hum padhai karne lage
dopeher ka khana khake main nmami ke room mein chala gaya
1 ghanta padhai karke apne room mein aagaya
din aise hi vanya ke sath padhai karne mein beet gaya
phir main so gaya.,
dilip- agla din bhi sirf padhai mein beet gaya
aaj math ka paper tha
kasrat karke main ghar aagaya
todi der baad main aur vanya college pahunche
vanya apne cr mein chali gayi
aur main apne cr mein aagaya
meri bench pe aditi nahi thi
main ravi se baat karke baith gaya
main baith gaya
thodi der baad aditi bhi aagayi
paseene se tar batar
thodi der baad paper shuru ho gaya
mushkil tha lekin main pura likh daala
theek 10 minute pehle
phir main apna paper aditi ki taraf kar diya
10 minute tak aditi mere paper mein dekhke likhti rahi
aaj bhi woh mere paper se hi likhi apna kuch nahi likhi
mujhe shukk hone laga
ki yeh toh hadd ho gayi
agar aditi mere paper mein dekhke bhi likhle tab bhi woh pass nahi hogi
phir woh aisa kyun kar rahi hai
[ek toh mobile bhi nahi hai
kamse kam record toh kar leta]
main aditi se apna paper liya aur teacher ko submit kar diya
na main aditi ka peecha kar sakta tha
aur na main abhi kuch karna chahta tha
ek hi raasta tha
reena madam wohi meri madad kar sakti thi
main bahar aaya vanya ke paas
dilip- vanya tum chalo main aata hoon
vanya- tum bhi chalo na
dilip- madam se milna hai
vanya- koun madam
dilip- mera matlab hai principle se
vanya- jaldi aana
[phir vanya chali gayi]
main pahuncha rm ke office gate knock kiya
rm- aajaiye
dilip- main andar gaya
[rm bilkul badal gayi thi
ab unki ankho pe chashma lag gaya tha
lekin aaj bhi khubsurat dikhti hain
madam ek najar mujhe dekhke pc pe hath chalane lagi
main baith gaya
rm- dilip kaise ho
dilip- theek hoon madam
aap kaisi hain
aur aapke pati kaise hain
rm- main toh theek hoon
padhai kar rahe ho ki nahi
dilip- jee aapse ek baat kehni hai
rm- kaho
dilip- mere sath mein ek ladki baithti hai
jab paper shuru hota hai
toh woh kuch nahi likhti hai
jab main apna pura paper likh leta hoon
toh woh sirf 10 minute mere paper mein dekhke copy karti hai
3 ya 4 answer likhti hai
rm- tum kehna kya chahte ho
dilip- main sirf yeh kehna chahta hoon
ki aap uske paper ko check kijiye
rm- tumhara matlab yeh hai ki agar uske paper mein 3 ya 4 answer se jyada likha mila iska matlab
dilip- aap jo soch rahi hain wohi sach hoga
rm- theek hai main check kar lungi
us ladki ka naam bata do
dilip- aditi hai sarpanch ji ki bhanji
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
aap apna khyal rakhiyega
rm- tum bhi apna khyal rakhna
[phir main college se ghar pahuncha
sabse milke apne room mein agaya
thodi der baad vanya bhi agayi
hum milke padhai karne lage
shaam mein
vanya- principle se milne kyun gaye the
dilip- kuch kaam tha
vanya- kya kaam tha
dilip- [mujhe toh pata tha ki tum mujhse yeh sawal jarur puchogi]
woh kuch student exam mein cheating kar rahe hain
wohi batane madam se milne gaya tha
vanya- kya boli madam
dilip- yahi ki ab woh teachers ko bolengi ki jyada strict raha kijiye
vanya- waise aaj kamaal ho gaya
tum toh sudhar gaye
dilip- chup chuhiya
sudhar gaye ka kya matlab main sabse jhagda karta hoon
vanya- tum ho hi jhagdailu bail
tumhara bas chale toh tum sari duniya mein jhagda phaila do
dilip- aur tum hanste hue aadmi ko bhi rula do
uske kaan mein chuhiya ke tarah cheekhke
vanya- ruko abhi pitaji ko bolti hoon
dilip- bol do main bhi bmami ko bol dunga
vanya- main toh majak kar rahi thi
dilip- toh main kaunsa serious tha
[aise hi vanya ke sath padhai ke beech ladte jhagadte pura din beet gaya
phir raat mein main sabke sath khana khake so gaya..,
thodi der padhai kiya
phir vanya ke sath college aagaya
aaj bhi aditi mere sath baithi thi
aditi- kal ke liye thankyou
aapki wajah se main fail nahi houngi
dilip- koi baat nahi
waise aap kiske yahan aayi hain
aditi- sarpanch ji mere mama hain
dilip- achcha toh aap sarpanch ji ki bhanji hain
[sarpanch ke yaha koun mar gaya
chhodo na mujhe kya
waise meri aadat toh nahi hai kisi baat ko chhodne ki lekin kya kare
first jo aana hai
duniya jae maa chudane]
[main dhyan diya ki deepa mujhe ghur rahi thi
kal bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi lekin main dhyan nahi diya
thodi der baad paper shuru ho gaya
paper bhi kounsa tha hindi ka
phir bhi 15 minute pehle hi khatam kar diya
aur apna paper aditi ko de diya
10 minute mein hi aditi
mujhe mera paper wapas kar di
ek baat jispar mera dhyan gaya woh yeh ki aditi mere teen answer ke alawa aur kuch likhi hi nahi thi
main apna paper submit karke jaise hi bahar aaya
deepa mera hath pakad li aur mujhe kone mein le gayi
jahan pe koi nahi tha
main deepa ke hath se apna hath chhudaya
dilip- kya hai
deepa- tum toh meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi ho
dilip- tumhara matlab kya hai
aur dekho main abhi sirf padhai pe dhyan de raha hoon
agar koi aisi baat hai jisse mera dimaag kharab ho
toh exam ke baad bolna
samjhi ab hato samne se
phir main college ke bahar aagaya
kya karu koi aur mauka rehta toh kuch kar bhi leta
lekin first aana hai apni vidu ke liye
phir main vanya ke sath ghar ki taraf jane laga
vanya- aaj tumhare room mein padhne aasakti hoon
dilip- puch kyun rahi ho
aur waise tumhara paper kaisa gaya
vanya- ek dum badhiya
meri favourite hindi
sabse achchi
dilip- kya lagta hai parso kuch kar paenge
math ka paper hai
vanya- humne mehnat ki hai aur humara math ka paper bhi badhiya hi jaega
tum apna dimaag shant rakho samjhe
dilip- woh toh rakkhunga hi
waise tum bmama se baat kyun karne lagi
vanya- kyun ka kya matlab mere pitaji hain
[bewakoof jabse tumhara sapna dekhi hoon
paagal si ho gayi ho0‹2n tumhe jab nahi dekhti hoon toh dar lagne lagta hai
ab tumse kabhi naraz nahi houngi
tumhe hamesha khush rakkhungi
tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi]
dilip- vanya pata nahi kya soch rahi thi
hum ghar pahunch chuke the aur woh khoyi hui thi
vanya vanya vanya
main vanya ko chimti kaat liya
vanya- kya kar rahe ho
dilip- hum ghar pahunch gaye hain aur tum khoyi hui ho
[vanya muskurake bmami ke room mein chali gayi
main bnani ke room mein aagaya
thodi der bnani ke sath baat kiya
phir kmaasi ke sath baat kiya
kmasi mere samne khush rehne ka dikhawa karti hain
main apne room mein aagaya
fresh hoke padhai karne laga
koi gate knock karne laga
main jaake gate khola samne vanya aur bmami khadi thi
bmami ke hatho mein 2 glass tha
jismein doodh tha
bmami- tum bhi piyo aur isko bhi peelao
meri baat toh yeh sunti nahi hai
[main doodh pee liya
bmami mera glass leke chali gayi
dilip- doodh peeyo
vanya- nahi peeyungi
[apne hath se peelao na]
dilip- peeyo[main ankh dikhaya]
vanya- nahi peeyungi nahi peeyungi nahi peeyungi
dilip- mere hath se
vanya- nahi
[ek baar aur boldo]
dilip- main vanya ke munh pe glass laga diya
vanya doodh gata gat peene lagi
[yeh bhi bachchi hi hai]
vanya pura doodh pe gayi
phir hum padhai karne lage
dopeher ka khana khake main nmami ke room mein chala gaya
1 ghanta padhai karke apne room mein aagaya
din aise hi vanya ke sath padhai karne mein beet gaya
phir main so gaya.,
dilip- agla din bhi sirf padhai mein beet gaya
aaj math ka paper tha
kasrat karke main ghar aagaya
todi der baad main aur vanya college pahunche
vanya apne cr mein chali gayi
aur main apne cr mein aagaya
meri bench pe aditi nahi thi
main ravi se baat karke baith gaya
main baith gaya
thodi der baad aditi bhi aagayi
paseene se tar batar
thodi der baad paper shuru ho gaya
mushkil tha lekin main pura likh daala
theek 10 minute pehle
phir main apna paper aditi ki taraf kar diya
10 minute tak aditi mere paper mein dekhke likhti rahi
aaj bhi woh mere paper se hi likhi apna kuch nahi likhi
mujhe shukk hone laga
ki yeh toh hadd ho gayi
agar aditi mere paper mein dekhke bhi likhle tab bhi woh pass nahi hogi
phir woh aisa kyun kar rahi hai
[ek toh mobile bhi nahi hai
kamse kam record toh kar leta]
main aditi se apna paper liya aur teacher ko submit kar diya
na main aditi ka peecha kar sakta tha
aur na main abhi kuch karna chahta tha
ek hi raasta tha
reena madam wohi meri madad kar sakti thi
main bahar aaya vanya ke paas
dilip- vanya tum chalo main aata hoon
vanya- tum bhi chalo na
dilip- madam se milna hai
vanya- koun madam
dilip- mera matlab hai principle se
vanya- jaldi aana
[phir vanya chali gayi]
main pahuncha rm ke office gate knock kiya
rm- aajaiye
dilip- main andar gaya
[rm bilkul badal gayi thi
ab unki ankho pe chashma lag gaya tha
lekin aaj bhi khubsurat dikhti hain
madam ek najar mujhe dekhke pc pe hath chalane lagi
main baith gaya
rm- dilip kaise ho
dilip- theek hoon madam
aap kaisi hain
aur aapke pati kaise hain
rm- main toh theek hoon
padhai kar rahe ho ki nahi
dilip- jee aapse ek baat kehni hai
rm- kaho
dilip- mere sath mein ek ladki baithti hai
jab paper shuru hota hai
toh woh kuch nahi likhti hai
jab main apna pura paper likh leta hoon
toh woh sirf 10 minute mere paper mein dekhke copy karti hai
3 ya 4 answer likhti hai
rm- tum kehna kya chahte ho
dilip- main sirf yeh kehna chahta hoon
ki aap uske paper ko check kijiye
rm- tumhara matlab yeh hai ki agar uske paper mein 3 ya 4 answer se jyada likha mila iska matlab
dilip- aap jo soch rahi hain wohi sach hoga
rm- theek hai main check kar lungi
us ladki ka naam bata do
dilip- aditi hai sarpanch ji ki bhanji
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
aap apna khyal rakhiyega
rm- tum bhi apna khyal rakhna
[phir main college se ghar pahuncha
sabse milke apne room mein agaya
thodi der baad vanya bhi agayi
hum milke padhai karne lage
shaam mein
vanya- principle se milne kyun gaye the
dilip- kuch kaam tha
vanya- kya kaam tha
dilip- [mujhe toh pata tha ki tum mujhse yeh sawal jarur puchogi]
woh kuch student exam mein cheating kar rahe hain
wohi batane madam se milne gaya tha
vanya- kya boli madam
dilip- yahi ki ab woh teachers ko bolengi ki jyada strict raha kijiye
vanya- waise aaj kamaal ho gaya
tum toh sudhar gaye
dilip- chup chuhiya
sudhar gaye ka kya matlab main sabse jhagda karta hoon
vanya- tum ho hi jhagdailu bail
tumhara bas chale toh tum sari duniya mein jhagda phaila do
dilip- aur tum hanste hue aadmi ko bhi rula do
uske kaan mein chuhiya ke tarah cheekhke
vanya- ruko abhi pitaji ko bolti hoon
dilip- bol do main bhi bmami ko bol dunga
vanya- main toh majak kar rahi thi
dilip- toh main kaunsa serious tha
[aise hi vanya ke sath padhai ke beech ladte jhagadte pura din beet gaya
phir raat mein main sabke sath khana khake so gaya..,
