Update 58

NEXT DAY

dilip- subah mein main kasrat karke ghar pahuncha

vanya ke sath college aagaya

vanya apne cr mein chali gayi

main jaldi se principle office mein bina knock kiye chala gaya

madam kahi khoyi hui thi

main madam ko hilaya

rm- dilip tum kab aaye

dilip- jab aap khoyi hui thi

kuch pata chala

rm- baitho

[main baith gaya]

dilip main aditi ke paper check ki hoon

aur tumhare papers bhi

dilip- main kuch samjha nahi

rm- samjhati hoon

tumhare kehne pe main aditi ke paper check ki

har question ka answer likha hua hai uske papers pe

dilip- yeh aap kya bol rahi hain

aisa ho hi nahi sakta

rm- mujhe bhi yahi shukk hua

isi liye main tumhare papers bhi check ki

dono papers mein sab answers same the

dilip- par aisa kaise ho gaya

woh 3 ya 4 answer hi likhti thi

rm- main exam head ko bol chuki hoon sab answer sheet exam khatam hone ke 10 minute mein mujhe mere office mein chahiye

pehle toh woh bahane banane laga

lekin main jab usko boli aasha devi ne kaha hai

tab jaake woh maana

dilip- main ja raha hoon cr mein

musibat mera peecha chhodti hi nahi hai

[sab samajh raha hoon

woh randi aditi exam head bharwe se chudwa ke usko khush ki hogi

exam head bharwa mera answer sheet aditi ko deke usko khush kiya hoga

woh pura copy kar li hogi

koi shukk karega toh pata chalega ki

dono ek sath baithte the

dono mein se kon copy kiya kisi ko pata nahi chalega

yahan main first aane ke liye din raat mehnat kar raha hoon

mujhe apni vidu ki ankho mein khushi dekhni hai

us randi ko copy karna tha

toh itna karti jitne mein woh paas ho jaye

exam khatam hone de

gaand maar lunga

aur exam head toh dekh lunga

aaj pehli baar kisi ladki se badla lene ka man kar raha tha

woh bhi ghatiya badla

usko blackmail karke chodne ka

itna gussa aaraha tha

aankh band karke vidu ko yaad karne laga

main apne aapko samjhane laga

main vidu se pyar karta hoon

main kuch galat nahi karunga]

dilip- ab main chalta hoon

rm- tum fiqr mat karo main ab pura dhyan rakhungi

[phir main apne cr mein aagaya

aditi mujhe dekhke muskurane lagi

mera toh khoon khaul utha

main ravi ke paas gaya

dilip- aaj se main yaha pe baithunga

tu jaake meri jagah pe baith

ravi- kya baat kar raha hai

kahi majak toh nahi kar raha hai

dilip- jaa na yaar

[ravi bandar ki teji se meri jagah pe jaake baith gaya

aditi ki shakal dekhne layak thi

main ravi ki jagah pe baith gaya

thodi der baad paper shuru ho gaya

main apna aram se pure maje ke sath paper likhne laga

mere sath jo ladka baitha hua tha

woh mere likhne ki speed dekhke dang reh gaya

sirf 1ghanta 30 minute mein main pura paper likh daala

ek baar check kiya

teacher wohi tha 10th ka exam head

main paper submit kar diya

eh- jaake apni jagah pe baitho

time khatam hone ke baad saare student bahar jayenge

dilip- [ghurke] ek baar phir se boliye

eh- jao

dilip- [main cr se bahar aake exam head ke office mein aagaya

aur ek achchi si jagah dekhke chhup gaya

shayad aaj meri kismat chamak jaye

don ke khilaff koi saboot mil jaye

[isi liye main aaj apni puri speed ke sath apna paper likha tha

ab rm toh keh chuki thi

exam head ko

lekin is exam head type ke logo ke liye chudai sabse jaruri hai

hum students ke future se jyada jaruri..,.

dilip- main aadhe ghante tak chhupke intezar karta raha lekin na aditi aayi

aur na exam head

main yaha pe jyada ruk bhi nahi sakta tha

vanya mere bina ghar nahi jayegi

main eh office se bahar aagaya

vanya ped ke neeche khadi hoke mera intezar kar rahi thi

main vanya ke paas gaya

vanya- kal se late aaye toh main akeli chali jaungi

dilip- kal se bilkul bhi late nahi karunga

ab chalo waise aaj ka paper kaisa gaya

vanya- theek hi tha

tumhara kaisa gaya

dilip- mera bhi theek hi gaya

[phir hum dono ghar pahunche

humara agla paper parso tha

matlab tayyari karne ke liye do din

do din mein maine aur vanya ne khub padhai ki

itni padhai humne ek din mein toh kabhi nahi kiya tha

main subah jaldi college aagaya

vanya ki wajah se

main aise hi apni bench pe baith hua tha

ek chhota bachcha 2 ya 3class ka mere paas aaya

woh mujhe ek kagaj deke chala gaya

mere sath jo student baithta tha

woh abhi tak nahi aaya tha

main woh kagaj kholke dekha

likha tha

mujhse store room mein aake milo

aditi

mera toh khoon jal gaya

aditi padhke

main woh kagaj phaarke phenk diya

5 minute baad ek aur ladka mujhe kagaj deke chala gaya

please mujhse aake milo

tumko tumhari maa ki kasam]

main pair patakte hue store room pe pahuncha

gate kholke andar chala gaya

gate ke peeche se hi aditi nikli man kiya munh tod du

dilip- [daant peeske] kya hai

aditi- tum mere sath kyun nahi baith rahe ho

dilip- kyun baithu tumhare sath

aditi- dilip main fail ho jaungi

dilip- ravi hai na

aditi- woh toh khud mushkil se apna paper likh pata hai

mujhe toh dekhne ko bhi nahi milta

dilip- toh main kya karu

aditi- lekin tum mere sath kyun nahi baith rahe ho

dilip- tum yeh batao tum girls room mein kyun nahi baithti

aditi- wahan mujhe koi apna paper nahi dikhaegi

dekho agar tum mere sath nahi baithe toh main fail ho jaungi

dilip- toh ho jao

[meri baat sunke aditi ansu bahane lagi

lekin main iske jhanse mein ab nahi aane wala tha]

kitni ghatiya ladki ho tum

mujhe hi dhokha de rahi ho

aditi- kya kiya maine

dilip-

exam head se chudwa ke mere answer sheet ki copy karke mujhe dhokha nahi de rahi hoon

[meri baat sunke aditi ko saanp sungh gaya]

mujhe farak nahi padta agar tum paas hone layak copy karti

lekin tum itni ghatiya nikli

ki bina padhai kiye tum cheating karke first aana chahti ho

main kyun karu tumhari madad

main 2 mahine se lagatar padh raha hoon

first aane ke liye

aur tum mujhe dhokha de rahi ho

[meri baat aditi apni najre jhukake sun rahi thi]

tumhare paas yeh jo sharir hai na jisse tum mardo ko apne jaal mein phansati ho

agar tum mere samne puri nangi khadi ho jao

toh mera lund 1 inch bhi khada nahi hoga

yeh sab karne se jyada agar padhai karti toh kam se kam paas toh ho jaati

[aditi najre neechi karke meri baat sunti rahi

main apne cr mein aagaya

abhi bhi time tha paper shuru hone mein

mujhe pata tha agar main aditi ko bolta ke main tumhe chodna chahta hoon

toh woh jhat se maan jati

lekin sala dil hai ki maanta nahi

samaj sewa karne ka toh mujhe shauk ho gaya hai

pehle sarpanch ki beti

phir deepa

ab aditi matlab teeno mujhe mil jati

sorry teeno ki mi jaati

agar main in teeno ki leta

toh mujhme aur exam head mein koi farak hi nahi rehta

yeh toh sauda hua

jaise sarla uspe randi pana jachta hai

yeh main kya soch raha hoon

mujhe abhi sirf padhai pe dhyan dena hai

thodi der baad aditi agayi

aur apni jagah pe jaake baith gay

phir paper shuru ho gaya

main apna maje se paper likhne laga

aaj kal paper likhne mein bada maja aata hai mujhe

maja aayega bhi kyun nahi

jab aap itni shiddat se padhai karenge

aur vanya jaisi ladki aapke sath padhai kare

aur ek ek word ko apke dimaag mein thuns de

toh paper likhne mein double maja toh aayega hi...

dilip- aise hi mere sare paper aate main likhta gaya

isi beech aditi girls cr mein jaake apna paper likhne lagi

meri behno ke exam bhi shuru ho gaye the

vidu ki padhai ka yeh aakhri saal tha

arunadi ko 1 aur saal lagne wala tha

aur meri judwa behne toh abhi bahut padhne wali thi

jis din mera paper hota usi din vidu mujhse baat karti

vanya apni padhai aur meri padhai ka pura dhyan rakhti thi

roj din college jaane se pehle main sabka aashirvaad jarur leta

mujhe toh pura yakeen tha ki main first aaunga

aur aaj main apna last paper deke bahar aagaya

vanya ke paas

15 din baad result aane wala tha

[vidu ko 1 aur hafta lagne wala tha]

vanya- khush toh bahut hoge aaj tum

dilip- koi shukk

vanya- movie dekhane le chalo na

dilip- main janta tha ki aaj dialouge isi liye maar rahi ho

lekin main pehle bol deta hoon

romantic aur drama film nahi dekhunga

vanya- tum jo film bologe wohi dekhungi

[mujhe toh sirf tumhe dekhna hai

tum apna film dekhna]

dilip- theek hai main bnani se puch lunga

vanya- main pitaji ko bol chuki hoon

dilip- [hanste hue] waise tum bmama ke paas gayi hogi aur kya boli hogi

[main apne gaal pe ek ungli rakh liya aur apne sharir ko hilate hue]

pitaji main film dekhne jaun

[yeh sunke vanya neeche baith gayi

aur ek patthar utha li]

vanya- ek baar aur bolna jara

dilip- tumhare pichhe chuha

[yeh sunke vanya mummy mummy karte hue mere gale lag gayi

shukar hai road pe koi nahi tha]

chuha chala gaya

[vanya jhatke se mujhse alag hui aur tej tej chalne lagi

thodi der mein hum ghar pahunch gaye]

main seedha jaake bnani ke gale lag gaya

dilip- meri pyari bnani

bnani- mera pyara beta ja munh hath dho le aaj main tujhe apne hatho se khilaungi

[main jaise hi muda

bmami- main toh koi nahi hoon

mujhse toh baat bhi nahi karta hai aapka beta

[yeh sunke main bmami ke gale lag gaya]

bas bas itna pyar kaafi hai

warna khana jal jaega

[main apne room mein aagaya

kmaasi kahi dikh nahi rahi thi

shayad apne room mein hongi

main neeche aaya aur kmaasi ke room mein chala gaya

kmaasi room mein nahi thi

shayad br mein thi

main room ke bahar aaya hi tha ki kmaasi ka phone bajne laga

pehle socha rehne deta hoon

phir phone main apne kaan mein laga liya

ladki- kyun ri randi aur kitne din rehne ka irada hai wahan

itne din se bol rahi hai

aajaungi aajaungi kahi apne bhai se gaand toh nahi marwa rahi hai

agar tujhe chudwane ka itna hi shouk hai toh yahi aaja tujhe main ek se ek lund dilwaungi

ya phir tu belt ki maar bhool gayi hai

[main socha ki koi wrong number hai

jaise main phone cut karne wala tha

ladki- sun kiran bhosdi tere bhosde mein itni khujli ho rahi hai

to jaldi se yahan aaja teri saari khujli mitwa dungi

[kmaasi ka naam sunte hi meri ankho mein khoon utar aaya

ek taraf ansu beh rahe the meri ankho se dusri taraf ek aag si lag gayi thi dil mein

aaj tak aisi gaali main nahi suna tha

aur aaj koi meri kmaasi aisi gaali derahi thi

isko toh nahi chhodunga kaash exam ke pehle iska pata chal gaya hota

usi din jaake isko batata ki meri maasi ke sath aisa karne ka kya anjaam ho sakta hai

ruk tu ruk main apne ansu pocha

ladki- randi kuch bol kyun nahi rahi hai

[main mobile ko deewaar mein de mara

mobile tukde tukde ho gaya]

tabhi kmaasi br se aagayi

main kmaasi ka hath pakda aur apne room ki taraf aane laga

[kmaasi toh kuch samajh hi nahi paayi

bnani- dilip kahan ja raha hai

dilip- main bina peeche dekhe] bnani bas do minute mein aata hoon

phir main apne room mein aagaya

gate lock kiya

apni almari se ek chaaku nikaal aur apni gardan pe laga liya

[chaaku meri gardan pe dekhke kmaasi ki cheekh nikal gayi.,,​
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