Update 71
[home minister house]
hm- madarchod pata lagaya ki nahi woh ladka kaun hai
aadmi- woh thakur jatin veer pratap singh ka bhanja hai
hm- jiska yeh sheher hai
us pille ki itni himmat ki woh mujhse takrayega
agar mera beta jail se bahar nahi nikla toh
[tabhi phone bajne laga[hm ka pa phone uthata hai
aisi khabar sunke uski phat jaati hai
hm- haramkhor kya hua aisa munh kyun bana raha hai
teri behen ka bang toh nahi ho gaya
pa- sir sir
hm- bolega bhi
pa- sir ajit baba ab iss duniya mein nahi rahe
[yeh sunke hm pa ko thappad maar deta hai
hm- kya bakwas kar raha hai
pa- sir main sach keh raha hoon
unki jeb mein ek injection tha
aur ek letter bhi
letter mein likha hua tha ab toh tu lut chuka hai
isse achcha tu mar ja
us injection mein poision tha
hm- phir kya hua
pa- ajit baba ab is duniya mein nahi rahe
[yeh sunke hm zameen pe baithke rone lagta hai
hm- mera beta mar gaya mujhe aag dene wala koi nahi bacha
mera waaris ab is duniya mein nahi raha
yeh sab ab kis kaam ka
[hm ki aankho mein khoon utar aaya
hm- abhi kahan hai woh pilla
pa- highway number 3 pe
uske aage ek bridge aata hai
hm- us pille ko khatam kar do warna tujhe khatam kar dunga
aur ek baat yaad rakhna agar woh pilla nahi mara toh tum sab mar jaoge
pa- sir lekin thakur
hm- thakur ko jo karna ho karega
uss pille ki laash bhi nahi milni chahiye
dilip- meri khushi ka koi thikana nahi tha
aaj main apni vidu ka hansta hua chehra jee bharke dekhna chahta tha
main bazar se vidu ke liye gajra le liya
main road pe normal speed pe bike chala raha tha
phir main highway pe full speed mein chalane laga
tabhi samne se truck aane laga
main jaldi se bike turn kiya lekin bike turn karte hi ek aur truck samne aagaya
main phir se bike turn kiya
main samajh chuka tha ki yeh sab mujhe maarne aaye hain
tabhi mujhpe goliya chalne lagi
isse pehle main koi harkat karta peeche se ek aur trucke aake meri bike ko thok di main aur meri bike dono hawa mein udgaye isse pehle ki main bike se kood pata mere sar mein tez dard hone laga aur main behosh hone laga
main aur meri bike nadi mein gid rahe the
isse pehle meri aankhein band hoti meri aankho ke samne bnani vidya aur vanya ka chehra dikhai diya
aur main behosh ho gaya
sath mein mujhpar goliya chalne lagi aisa laga ki mere pair aur aur mere seene mein goli lagi hai
lekin main toh behosh tha
sath hi main nadi mein behta chala gaya
behta chala gaya
[wohi do ladke mera peecha kar rahe the
woh akhil ko phone kiye
akhil- kya hua
ladka- woh aapke dost pe humlaa hua hai
goliya bhi lagi hai aur sath mein nadi mein gid gaya hai
akhil- tum ko gaand marane ke liye bheja tha
uske peeche
saalo agar mere dost ko kuch ho gaya toh tum dono
akhil- yeh kaisi awaaj thi
ladka- jo teeno trucks mein blast ho gaya
akhil- [cheekhke] saalo jaldi bhaago wahan se woh bridge bhi udne waala hai
tum dono ki laash bhi nahi milegi
[akhil ki baat sunke dono ladke bridge se bahut door aagaye
tabhi bridge mein dhamaka hua aur jab dhua hata toh laga hi nahi ki yahan koi bridge tha]
akhil- underground ho jao samjhe
[ akhil ghar pahunchke aarushi ki god mein sar rakhke phut phutke rone laga
[aarushi thodi der tak akhil ko rone di]
aarushi- kya hua aap ro kyun rahe hain
akhil- aise hi dar lag raha hai
aarushi- aap chinta mat kijiye sab theek ho jaega
akhil- [man mein] tu theek kehti hai sab theek ho jaega
mera dost dilip maut ki bhi maa chodke wapas aayega....
dilip- jab main nadi mein beh raha tha tab mere bmama ko khabar ho chuki thi
ki mujhpe humlaa hua hai
bmama turant gaon se sheher ke liye nikle
idhar cmama bangkok mein ek meeting kar rahe the meri khabar sunke woh bhi wahan se nikle
dgp- arvind yeh kya ho gaya
tumhe pata hai agar thakur dharmesh ko bhanak bhi lag gayi toh iss sheher ko tabah hone se koi nahi bacha sakega
isi liye jo kar sakte ho karo thakur ko rokne ke liye
aur kuch bhi karke us ladke ko dhundo
arvind- sir hum hm ko arrest kyun nahi kar rahe hain
dgp- kyunki woh coma mein chala gaya hai apne bete ki maut ki khabar sunke
us ladke ko kya jarurat thi uski jeb mein poision wala injection daalne ki
arvind- [dilip aisa nahi kar sakta] par sir hum bhi jaante ki yeh humlaa hm ke kehne par hua hai
dgp- koi saboot hai
yeh tum bhi jante ho ki hm kitna ghatiya aadmi hai woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
mla aur chala gaya usi ka fayda uthake rival party satta mein aagayi
[arvind pair patakte hue ph se bahar aagaya
kyunki jab mujhpe humla hua tab hm coma mein chala gaya]
udhar vidya badi besabri se mera intezar kar rahi thi
mere liye meri pasand ka khana bana rahi thi
meri behne mere liye shopping kar rahi thi
udhar kaamini kmaasi ko bata chuki thi ki main vidu se milne gaya hoon
main idhar nadi mein beh raha tha
nadi ka bahaw bahut tez tha
mujhe 1 ghanta ho chuka tha nadi mein behte hue
tabhi main kisi jaal mein phans gaya
[idhar bmama uss hospital ke saamne pahunch chuke the jahan pe hm coma mein rehne ka natak kar raha tha
bmama ke dono hatho mein bandook thi
unke sath kareeb 1000 log the
unka chehra gusse se laal ho chuka tha
jaise inspecter aage badha unse baat karne ke liye lakhan ek goli inspecter ke pair mein maar diya
tabhi arvind ji aur cmama dono hospital mein pahunch gaye
cmama jaake seedha bmama ke gale lag gaye
arvind- sir main janta hoon ki aap bahut gusse mein hain lekin yeh iss state ka hm hai aaj agar aap ise maar bhi dete hain toh kaanoon aapko kabhi maaf nahi karega
[bmama cmama ko apne se alag karte hain
bmama- saamne se hat jaiye
cmama- aap shant rahiye aur chaliye ghar
bmama- hum aapko ek hi baar kahenge saamne se hat jaiye
cmama- aap dilip se bahut pyar karte hain toh uske liye chaliye ghar aapko dilip ki kasam
bmama- dua kijiye ki dilip mil jae warna
bmama ko dekhte hi meri sab behne unke pair chhuee
vidya jaise hi suni ki uske pitaji aaye hain woh daudke unke gale lag gayi
vidya- pitaji aap yahan
bmama- kuch din hum aapke sath rahenge
vidya- maa aur vanya bhi aayi hain
bmama- woh kuch din baad aayengi
aap jaake aaram kijiye
[phir vidya apne room mein chali gayi
aur apne saajan yaani ki mera intezaar karne lagi
woh bahut sharma bhi rahi thi ki woh pitaji ke rehte dilip ke sath pyar bhari baate kaise karegi
[neeche bmama lakhan se kuch baat kar rahe the]
bmama- lakhan abhi ke abhi apne har aadmi ko bol do ki jo dilip ko dhundega use 1crore rupya milega
chaaro taraf dilip ke poster laga do
aur haan aaj se vidya ghar se bahar nahi jaye
[lakhan sar jhukake chala gaya]
vidu arunadi ke room mein gayi
aruna- didi aap aaj kuch jyada hi besabar nahi ho rahi hain
vidu- yeh abhi tak aaye kyun nahi
aruna- aap tv dekho tab tak aapke yeh aajayenge...
[aruna jaise hi tv on ki news channel hi lag gaya
news dekhke toh vidu ka hearfail hogaya aur vidu behosh ho gayi
aruna ki bhi cheekh nikal gayi
[jis waqt se bridge uda tha us waqt se news waale dikha rahe the sheher ke sabse bade bussiness thakur jatin veer pratap singh ke bhanje pe jaanlewa humlaa
bridge ke udne mein kai log maare gaye
lekin jatin veer pratap singh ke bhanje dilip ki laash nahi mili
chashmadido ka kehna hai ki dilip aur uski bike dono nadi mein jaa gide
[aruna ki cheekh sunke sab upar aagaye
vidu ko zameen pe pada dekhke bmama uske paas gaye
sab behne tv dekhke rone lagi
bmama sabko ghurne lage
[doctor ko bulaya gaya aur doctor vidu ka checkup kiya
doctor- inhe koi sadma pahuncha hai thodi der mein bhi hosh aasakta hai thode din mein bhi
[bmama doctor ko jaane ka ishaara kiye
doctor chala gaya
bmama bahar aagaye room se
[idhar main jaal mein phansa hua tha tabhi koi jaal kheenchne laga
yeh koi gaon tha jiske log mujhe aankhein phaad phaad ke dekh rahe the
yeh khabar pure gaon mein phail gayi ki jaal mein koi ladka adhmari haalat mein pada hai
yeh ek bahut chhota gaon tha kareeb 50 ghar ka
sab gaon wale ikattha ho gaye
vaid ji meri nabs check karne lage
vaid- jinda hai lekin teen goli lagi hai
ek pet mein ek pair mein aur ek seene mein
aadmi- par vaid ji ise rakkhenge kahan
humara toh khud gujara badi mushkil se hota hai
upar se iski dawaai ke paise
[tabhi gaon wale bole ki iska kharch pura gaon uthayega
aadmi- lekin yeh rahega kahan
mukhiya- shyaam yeh tumhare jaal mein phansa hai yeh tumhare ghar pe hi rahega
tumhe iski wajah se koi takleef nahi hogi
[phir sab log mujhe uthake shyam ke ghar le gaye
mujhe ek bistar pe letake vaid ji mere kapde utaarke mere jism se goli nikaalne lage
jab vaidji mere jism se goli nikaal rahe the us waqt unki patni bhi unke sath thi
mujhe bahut dard ho raha tha
phir sab gaon wale chale gaye
vaid ji mujhe kapde pehnake room se bahar aagaye
aur vaid aur unki patni chali gayi
shyam ki patni skp
skp- main kehti hoon tumhe kya jarurat thi ise apne ghar laane ki
shyam- kaisi baat karti ho mukhiya ji ka hukm tha
aur tumhe toh pata hai humari saari jameen gidwi hai mukhiya ke yahan
skp- tumse shaadi karke meri jindagi barbaad ho gayi
shyam- phir se shuru mat hona
khana laga do
skp- tu kahan andar mari hui hai bahar aake khana de apne baap ko
[andar se shyam ki beti bahar aayi aur shyam ke liye khana laga di
shyam khana khake phir se machchli maarne chala gaya
woh ek machchuara tha
vkp chitai matt bichhake so gayi
vaid ji ki beti chupke se mujhe dekh rahi thi
tabhi mujhe dard hone laga
main dard se karrahne laga
vaid ji ki beti ka naam meeta tha
meeta mujhe karrahte dekh mere paas aagayi
use kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki woh kya kare
phir woh mere pair ke paas aake mera talwa sehlane lagi
udhar vidu ko hosh achuka tha
lekin woh ek jinda laash ban chuki thi
na kuch khaati thi na kuch peeti thi
bas mere photo ko seene se lagake roti rehti thi
[bnani kehti ki mujhe dilip se baat karao toh cmama taal dete
aise hi ek hafta beet gaya
main ek hafte se behosh tha...
dilip- ek hafte se bnani mujhse baat karna chahti thi
lekin cmama unko taal rahe the
bnani se jab bardasht nahi hua toh bnani sheher ke liye nikal padi
bnani ke sath vanya aur bmami bhi thi
idhar ek hafte tak vaidji roj mujhe dekhne aate
mere kapde badalte meri malham patti karte
shyam toh din bhar bahar rehta jab woh shaam mein aata
toh uski patni usse kehti kab tak iss bojh ko dhote rahoge
meeta chupke chupke dono ki baat sunti
aur apni maa ko gusse se dekhti
kyun kyunki shyam din bhar bahar rehta skp din bhar gaon ghumti
aur ghar mein rehte mera admara jism aur meeta
main jab bhi dard se tadapta toh woh mere paas rehti
mujhe apni bheegi aankho se dekhti rehti
pata nahi kya tha uske man mein
idhar meri vidu 1 hafte se na kuch kha rahi thi na kuch pee rahi thi
meri photo ko seene se lagaye gate ko dekhti rehti ki kab main aaunga
bnani ki gaadi jaise hi cmama ke ghar mein enter hui
cmama ko saanp sungh gaya
cmama aur bmama ek room mein jaake chhip gaye
chhipte bhi kyun na bnani dono ki bmaa thi
bnani bmami aur vanya seedha vidu ki room ki taraf jaane lage
jahan pe meri sab behne vidu ke sath baithi thi
bmami apni beti ka haal dekhke dang reh gai
bmami aur vanya daudke vidu ke paas gai
bmami- vidya vidya vidya yeh kya ho gaya hai tumhe
vanya- didi didi
[bmami aur vanya vidu ko awaaj deke thak gayi
lekin vidu ko na kuch sunai diya na kuch dikhai diya
bmami sawal bhari najro se aruna ko dekhne lagi
[cmami apne mayke gayi thi]
aruna bhi soch mein pad gai lekin woh karti bhi kya
aruna shuru se hui saari baat bmami ko bata di
bnani yeh sunte hi wahi pe gid gayi
bmami ka ro ro ke bura haal ho gaya
vanya woh toh ro bhi nahi sakti thi uski ankho se ansu ki ek boond bhi gidti toh woh apna sara gum ek hi baar roke nikaal deti
aur koi vanya ki ankhein dekhke bata deta ki yeh pyar hai
vanya apni maa ko chup karane lagi
vanya- maa aap hi aisa karogi toh vidyadi ko kon sambhalega
please mat roiye
bmami- kyun tumhare pita nahi hai
yahan meri beti iss haal mein hai
aur woh hum sabse yeh chhupake bahut mahan kaam kar rahe hai
badi badi baate karenge ki hum 150 gaon ke thakur hain toh kyun nahi dhund pae woh dilip ko
hain kahan woh jara dekhu toh unhe
[tabhi bmama room mein enter hue
aur bnani ko uthake bed pe lita diye
bmami bmama ko dekhte hi chup ho gai
kyunki bmama ko dekhke koi bhi ro deta
[idhar mujhe hosh aane laga tha ek ladki ki dhundli tasveer mujhe dikh rahi tha tabhi meri aankh khul gai
main idhar udhar apni najar daudane laga
jism ke har hisse mein dard ho raha tha
main uthne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin uth nahi paa raha tha
tabhi meri najar ek ladki pe padi jo mere pairo ke paas soyi hui thi
uska hath mere pairo pe tha
main apne pair ko jor se hilaya
uski aankh khul gai aur woh mujhe dekhke sakpaka gayi
aur room se bahar bhaag gayi
thodi der baad bahut saare log room mein aagaye
unmein se ek aadmi mere paas aaya aur meri nabs check karne laga
vaid- beta ab tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- theek hai lekin aap hain kaun
vaid- tum nadi mein behte hue hamare gaon mein aagaye
waise tumhara naam kya hai
dilip- mera naam mera naam haan mera naam shakti hai....
hm- madarchod pata lagaya ki nahi woh ladka kaun hai
aadmi- woh thakur jatin veer pratap singh ka bhanja hai
hm- jiska yeh sheher hai
us pille ki itni himmat ki woh mujhse takrayega
agar mera beta jail se bahar nahi nikla toh
[tabhi phone bajne laga[hm ka pa phone uthata hai
aisi khabar sunke uski phat jaati hai
hm- haramkhor kya hua aisa munh kyun bana raha hai
teri behen ka bang toh nahi ho gaya
pa- sir sir
hm- bolega bhi
pa- sir ajit baba ab iss duniya mein nahi rahe
[yeh sunke hm pa ko thappad maar deta hai
hm- kya bakwas kar raha hai
pa- sir main sach keh raha hoon
unki jeb mein ek injection tha
aur ek letter bhi
letter mein likha hua tha ab toh tu lut chuka hai
isse achcha tu mar ja
us injection mein poision tha
hm- phir kya hua
pa- ajit baba ab is duniya mein nahi rahe
[yeh sunke hm zameen pe baithke rone lagta hai
hm- mera beta mar gaya mujhe aag dene wala koi nahi bacha
mera waaris ab is duniya mein nahi raha
yeh sab ab kis kaam ka
[hm ki aankho mein khoon utar aaya
hm- abhi kahan hai woh pilla
pa- highway number 3 pe
uske aage ek bridge aata hai
hm- us pille ko khatam kar do warna tujhe khatam kar dunga
aur ek baat yaad rakhna agar woh pilla nahi mara toh tum sab mar jaoge
pa- sir lekin thakur
hm- thakur ko jo karna ho karega
uss pille ki laash bhi nahi milni chahiye
dilip- meri khushi ka koi thikana nahi tha
aaj main apni vidu ka hansta hua chehra jee bharke dekhna chahta tha
main bazar se vidu ke liye gajra le liya
main road pe normal speed pe bike chala raha tha
phir main highway pe full speed mein chalane laga
tabhi samne se truck aane laga
main jaldi se bike turn kiya lekin bike turn karte hi ek aur truck samne aagaya
main phir se bike turn kiya
main samajh chuka tha ki yeh sab mujhe maarne aaye hain
tabhi mujhpe goliya chalne lagi
isse pehle main koi harkat karta peeche se ek aur trucke aake meri bike ko thok di main aur meri bike dono hawa mein udgaye isse pehle ki main bike se kood pata mere sar mein tez dard hone laga aur main behosh hone laga
main aur meri bike nadi mein gid rahe the
isse pehle meri aankhein band hoti meri aankho ke samne bnani vidya aur vanya ka chehra dikhai diya
aur main behosh ho gaya
sath mein mujhpar goliya chalne lagi aisa laga ki mere pair aur aur mere seene mein goli lagi hai
lekin main toh behosh tha
sath hi main nadi mein behta chala gaya
behta chala gaya
[wohi do ladke mera peecha kar rahe the
woh akhil ko phone kiye
akhil- kya hua
ladka- woh aapke dost pe humlaa hua hai
goliya bhi lagi hai aur sath mein nadi mein gid gaya hai
akhil- tum ko gaand marane ke liye bheja tha
uske peeche
saalo agar mere dost ko kuch ho gaya toh tum dono
akhil- yeh kaisi awaaj thi
ladka- jo teeno trucks mein blast ho gaya
akhil- [cheekhke] saalo jaldi bhaago wahan se woh bridge bhi udne waala hai
tum dono ki laash bhi nahi milegi
[akhil ki baat sunke dono ladke bridge se bahut door aagaye
tabhi bridge mein dhamaka hua aur jab dhua hata toh laga hi nahi ki yahan koi bridge tha]
akhil- underground ho jao samjhe
[ akhil ghar pahunchke aarushi ki god mein sar rakhke phut phutke rone laga
[aarushi thodi der tak akhil ko rone di]
aarushi- kya hua aap ro kyun rahe hain
akhil- aise hi dar lag raha hai
aarushi- aap chinta mat kijiye sab theek ho jaega
akhil- [man mein] tu theek kehti hai sab theek ho jaega
mera dost dilip maut ki bhi maa chodke wapas aayega....
dilip- jab main nadi mein beh raha tha tab mere bmama ko khabar ho chuki thi
ki mujhpe humlaa hua hai
bmama turant gaon se sheher ke liye nikle
idhar cmama bangkok mein ek meeting kar rahe the meri khabar sunke woh bhi wahan se nikle
dgp- arvind yeh kya ho gaya
tumhe pata hai agar thakur dharmesh ko bhanak bhi lag gayi toh iss sheher ko tabah hone se koi nahi bacha sakega
isi liye jo kar sakte ho karo thakur ko rokne ke liye
aur kuch bhi karke us ladke ko dhundo
arvind- sir hum hm ko arrest kyun nahi kar rahe hain
dgp- kyunki woh coma mein chala gaya hai apne bete ki maut ki khabar sunke
us ladke ko kya jarurat thi uski jeb mein poision wala injection daalne ki
arvind- [dilip aisa nahi kar sakta] par sir hum bhi jaante ki yeh humlaa hm ke kehne par hua hai
dgp- koi saboot hai
yeh tum bhi jante ho ki hm kitna ghatiya aadmi hai woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
mla aur chala gaya usi ka fayda uthake rival party satta mein aagayi
[arvind pair patakte hue ph se bahar aagaya
kyunki jab mujhpe humla hua tab hm coma mein chala gaya]
udhar vidya badi besabri se mera intezar kar rahi thi
mere liye meri pasand ka khana bana rahi thi
meri behne mere liye shopping kar rahi thi
udhar kaamini kmaasi ko bata chuki thi ki main vidu se milne gaya hoon
main idhar nadi mein beh raha tha
nadi ka bahaw bahut tez tha
mujhe 1 ghanta ho chuka tha nadi mein behte hue
tabhi main kisi jaal mein phans gaya
[idhar bmama uss hospital ke saamne pahunch chuke the jahan pe hm coma mein rehne ka natak kar raha tha
bmama ke dono hatho mein bandook thi
unke sath kareeb 1000 log the
unka chehra gusse se laal ho chuka tha
jaise inspecter aage badha unse baat karne ke liye lakhan ek goli inspecter ke pair mein maar diya
tabhi arvind ji aur cmama dono hospital mein pahunch gaye
cmama jaake seedha bmama ke gale lag gaye
arvind- sir main janta hoon ki aap bahut gusse mein hain lekin yeh iss state ka hm hai aaj agar aap ise maar bhi dete hain toh kaanoon aapko kabhi maaf nahi karega
[bmama cmama ko apne se alag karte hain
bmama- saamne se hat jaiye
cmama- aap shant rahiye aur chaliye ghar
bmama- hum aapko ek hi baar kahenge saamne se hat jaiye
cmama- aap dilip se bahut pyar karte hain toh uske liye chaliye ghar aapko dilip ki kasam
bmama- dua kijiye ki dilip mil jae warna
bmama ko dekhte hi meri sab behne unke pair chhuee
vidya jaise hi suni ki uske pitaji aaye hain woh daudke unke gale lag gayi
vidya- pitaji aap yahan
bmama- kuch din hum aapke sath rahenge
vidya- maa aur vanya bhi aayi hain
bmama- woh kuch din baad aayengi
aap jaake aaram kijiye
[phir vidya apne room mein chali gayi
aur apne saajan yaani ki mera intezaar karne lagi
woh bahut sharma bhi rahi thi ki woh pitaji ke rehte dilip ke sath pyar bhari baate kaise karegi
[neeche bmama lakhan se kuch baat kar rahe the]
bmama- lakhan abhi ke abhi apne har aadmi ko bol do ki jo dilip ko dhundega use 1crore rupya milega
chaaro taraf dilip ke poster laga do
aur haan aaj se vidya ghar se bahar nahi jaye
[lakhan sar jhukake chala gaya]
vidu arunadi ke room mein gayi
aruna- didi aap aaj kuch jyada hi besabar nahi ho rahi hain
vidu- yeh abhi tak aaye kyun nahi
aruna- aap tv dekho tab tak aapke yeh aajayenge...
[aruna jaise hi tv on ki news channel hi lag gaya
news dekhke toh vidu ka hearfail hogaya aur vidu behosh ho gayi
aruna ki bhi cheekh nikal gayi
[jis waqt se bridge uda tha us waqt se news waale dikha rahe the sheher ke sabse bade bussiness thakur jatin veer pratap singh ke bhanje pe jaanlewa humlaa
bridge ke udne mein kai log maare gaye
lekin jatin veer pratap singh ke bhanje dilip ki laash nahi mili
chashmadido ka kehna hai ki dilip aur uski bike dono nadi mein jaa gide
[aruna ki cheekh sunke sab upar aagaye
vidu ko zameen pe pada dekhke bmama uske paas gaye
sab behne tv dekhke rone lagi
bmama sabko ghurne lage
[doctor ko bulaya gaya aur doctor vidu ka checkup kiya
doctor- inhe koi sadma pahuncha hai thodi der mein bhi hosh aasakta hai thode din mein bhi
[bmama doctor ko jaane ka ishaara kiye
doctor chala gaya
bmama bahar aagaye room se
[idhar main jaal mein phansa hua tha tabhi koi jaal kheenchne laga
yeh koi gaon tha jiske log mujhe aankhein phaad phaad ke dekh rahe the
yeh khabar pure gaon mein phail gayi ki jaal mein koi ladka adhmari haalat mein pada hai
yeh ek bahut chhota gaon tha kareeb 50 ghar ka
sab gaon wale ikattha ho gaye
vaid ji meri nabs check karne lage
vaid- jinda hai lekin teen goli lagi hai
ek pet mein ek pair mein aur ek seene mein
aadmi- par vaid ji ise rakkhenge kahan
humara toh khud gujara badi mushkil se hota hai
upar se iski dawaai ke paise
[tabhi gaon wale bole ki iska kharch pura gaon uthayega
aadmi- lekin yeh rahega kahan
mukhiya- shyaam yeh tumhare jaal mein phansa hai yeh tumhare ghar pe hi rahega
tumhe iski wajah se koi takleef nahi hogi
[phir sab log mujhe uthake shyam ke ghar le gaye
mujhe ek bistar pe letake vaid ji mere kapde utaarke mere jism se goli nikaalne lage
jab vaidji mere jism se goli nikaal rahe the us waqt unki patni bhi unke sath thi
mujhe bahut dard ho raha tha
phir sab gaon wale chale gaye
vaid ji mujhe kapde pehnake room se bahar aagaye
aur vaid aur unki patni chali gayi
shyam ki patni skp
skp- main kehti hoon tumhe kya jarurat thi ise apne ghar laane ki
shyam- kaisi baat karti ho mukhiya ji ka hukm tha
aur tumhe toh pata hai humari saari jameen gidwi hai mukhiya ke yahan
skp- tumse shaadi karke meri jindagi barbaad ho gayi
shyam- phir se shuru mat hona
khana laga do
skp- tu kahan andar mari hui hai bahar aake khana de apne baap ko
[andar se shyam ki beti bahar aayi aur shyam ke liye khana laga di
shyam khana khake phir se machchli maarne chala gaya
woh ek machchuara tha
vkp chitai matt bichhake so gayi
vaid ji ki beti chupke se mujhe dekh rahi thi
tabhi mujhe dard hone laga
main dard se karrahne laga
vaid ji ki beti ka naam meeta tha
meeta mujhe karrahte dekh mere paas aagayi
use kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha ki woh kya kare
phir woh mere pair ke paas aake mera talwa sehlane lagi
udhar vidu ko hosh achuka tha
lekin woh ek jinda laash ban chuki thi
na kuch khaati thi na kuch peeti thi
bas mere photo ko seene se lagake roti rehti thi
[bnani kehti ki mujhe dilip se baat karao toh cmama taal dete
aise hi ek hafta beet gaya
main ek hafte se behosh tha...
dilip- ek hafte se bnani mujhse baat karna chahti thi
lekin cmama unko taal rahe the
bnani se jab bardasht nahi hua toh bnani sheher ke liye nikal padi
bnani ke sath vanya aur bmami bhi thi
idhar ek hafte tak vaidji roj mujhe dekhne aate
mere kapde badalte meri malham patti karte
shyam toh din bhar bahar rehta jab woh shaam mein aata
toh uski patni usse kehti kab tak iss bojh ko dhote rahoge
meeta chupke chupke dono ki baat sunti
aur apni maa ko gusse se dekhti
kyun kyunki shyam din bhar bahar rehta skp din bhar gaon ghumti
aur ghar mein rehte mera admara jism aur meeta
main jab bhi dard se tadapta toh woh mere paas rehti
mujhe apni bheegi aankho se dekhti rehti
pata nahi kya tha uske man mein
idhar meri vidu 1 hafte se na kuch kha rahi thi na kuch pee rahi thi
meri photo ko seene se lagaye gate ko dekhti rehti ki kab main aaunga
bnani ki gaadi jaise hi cmama ke ghar mein enter hui
cmama ko saanp sungh gaya
cmama aur bmama ek room mein jaake chhip gaye
chhipte bhi kyun na bnani dono ki bmaa thi
bnani bmami aur vanya seedha vidu ki room ki taraf jaane lage
jahan pe meri sab behne vidu ke sath baithi thi
bmami apni beti ka haal dekhke dang reh gai
bmami aur vanya daudke vidu ke paas gai
bmami- vidya vidya vidya yeh kya ho gaya hai tumhe
vanya- didi didi
[bmami aur vanya vidu ko awaaj deke thak gayi
lekin vidu ko na kuch sunai diya na kuch dikhai diya
bmami sawal bhari najro se aruna ko dekhne lagi
[cmami apne mayke gayi thi]
aruna bhi soch mein pad gai lekin woh karti bhi kya
aruna shuru se hui saari baat bmami ko bata di
bnani yeh sunte hi wahi pe gid gayi
bmami ka ro ro ke bura haal ho gaya
vanya woh toh ro bhi nahi sakti thi uski ankho se ansu ki ek boond bhi gidti toh woh apna sara gum ek hi baar roke nikaal deti
aur koi vanya ki ankhein dekhke bata deta ki yeh pyar hai
vanya apni maa ko chup karane lagi
vanya- maa aap hi aisa karogi toh vidyadi ko kon sambhalega
please mat roiye
bmami- kyun tumhare pita nahi hai
yahan meri beti iss haal mein hai
aur woh hum sabse yeh chhupake bahut mahan kaam kar rahe hai
badi badi baate karenge ki hum 150 gaon ke thakur hain toh kyun nahi dhund pae woh dilip ko
hain kahan woh jara dekhu toh unhe
[tabhi bmama room mein enter hue
aur bnani ko uthake bed pe lita diye
bmami bmama ko dekhte hi chup ho gai
kyunki bmama ko dekhke koi bhi ro deta
[idhar mujhe hosh aane laga tha ek ladki ki dhundli tasveer mujhe dikh rahi tha tabhi meri aankh khul gai
main idhar udhar apni najar daudane laga
jism ke har hisse mein dard ho raha tha
main uthne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin uth nahi paa raha tha
tabhi meri najar ek ladki pe padi jo mere pairo ke paas soyi hui thi
uska hath mere pairo pe tha
main apne pair ko jor se hilaya
uski aankh khul gai aur woh mujhe dekhke sakpaka gayi
aur room se bahar bhaag gayi
thodi der baad bahut saare log room mein aagaye
unmein se ek aadmi mere paas aaya aur meri nabs check karne laga
vaid- beta ab tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- theek hai lekin aap hain kaun
vaid- tum nadi mein behte hue hamare gaon mein aagaye
waise tumhara naam kya hai
dilip- mera naam mera naam haan mera naam shakti hai....
