Update 81
ajeeb baat hai na meri jindagi mein sab kuch badal gaya
lekin ek cheez nahi badli woh hai meri kismat
kabhi bhi palat jaati hai
main bahar khada hoke soch raha tha ki room mein vanya alina se kya baat kar rahi hogi
[room mein]
mere jaate hi vanya alina ke paas gayi
vanya- main vanya hoon
aur main jaanti hoon ki aap shakti se bahut pyar karti hain
alina- lekin shakti mujhse pyar nahi karta
aur agar woh mujhse pyar karta bhi toh main uska ilaaj nahi karti
uska ilaaj karne ke liye koi bhi mujhe nahi mana sakta
vanya- lekin agar woh theek ho jaye toh
alina- nahi hoga
kabhi nahi
tumhari behen vidya ka pyar bahut jyada hai
main uske ya tumhare jitni mahaan nahi hoon
jo apne pyar ki kurbaani khushi khushi de de
vanya- aapko kisne kaha ki main shakti se pyar karti hoon
main usse koi pyar nahi karti
alina- main ek ladki hoon aur ek doctor bhi
tum apni behen ki khushiyo ke aage apne pyar ka tyag kar rahi ho
vanya- aap mujhe bata dijiye ki main kis tarah aapko mana sakti hoon
alina- kisi bhi tarah nahi
is duniya mein dilip ke siwa mera koi nahi hai
maa bhi mujhe chhodke chali gayi
vanya- aur agar aapko sab kuch mil jae
alina- kya matlab
vanya- mera matlab yeh hai ki agar shakti theek ho jae aur aapki shaadi unse ho jae aur aap uski family ka hissa ban jae
[alina shock ho gayi
alina- yeh yeh yeh kya keh rahi ho tum
tumhe pata hai ki tumhari behen usse pyar karti hai phir bhi
vanya- meri behen ko uska pyar tab milega jab shakti theek honge
aur unka theek hona aapke hath mein hai
alina- tum mujhse sauda karna chahti ho
main shakti ka ilaaj karu aur shakti theek ho jae phir tumhari behen ko uska pyar milega
lekin mujhe kaise pyar karega jab use yaad aajayega ki woh tumhari behen se pyar karta hai
vanya- shaadi ke baad pyar ho hi jaega
kyunki meri didi ko jab pata chalega ki shakti tumhari wajah se theek hue hain
toh woh tumhe kahi jaane nahi degi
alina- tumhara kya tum bhi toh usse pyar karti ho
vanya- jab shakti ki shaadi didi se aur aapse ho jaegi toh main london chali jaungi
main aapse vaada karti hoon aapki shaadi main shakti se jarur karwaungi
alina- apna vaada rakkho tum apne paas
main apne shakti ki jaan ko khatre mein nahi daalungi
shaadi ke lalach mein main yeh sab nahi karungi
vanya- agar aap uska ilaaj nahi karengi tab bhi woh mar jaega
kyunki doctors ne kaha hai ki agar shakti jald hi theek nahi hue
toh unke dimaag ki nase kamjor hongi aur phir khatam
alina- tum kya mujhe bewakoof samajhti ho
jo main tumhari baat pe vishwaas kar lungi
[ bechari vanya ka yeh idea bhi flop gaya
vanya samajh chuki thi ki alina ab kisi bhi baat se nahi maanegi
aur woh room se bahar aajati hai
uski aankho se ansu sailaab ki tarah nikal rahe the
main jab use rote dekha
shakti- ro kyun rahi ho
vanya- please jaldi se theek ho jao
warna main mar jaungi
[aur vanya behosh ho jaati hai
main vanya ko turant hospital le gaya
doctor se pata chala ki vanya 2 din se kuch nahi khayi hai
[mujhe yakeen nahi hua
bahut ho gaya
mere dimaag mein baar baar yeh baat aarahi thi
please jaldi theek ho jao
warna main mar jaungi
main hospital se alina ke ghar gaya
alina mujhe kuch kehti usse pehle hi main apni kamar se gun nikaala aur apni kanpatti pe rakh diya
shakti- sirf teen tak ginunga agar tum mera ilaaj karne ke liye nahi maani
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga...
shakti- sirf teen tak ginunga agar tum mera ilaaj karne ke liye nahi maani
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga
meri baat sunke alina shock ho gayi
alina- tum apni jaan de do
main bhi wohi gun uthake apne aap ko maar daalungi
lekin tumhara ilaaj nahi karungi
samjhe yeh dhamki kisi aur ko do
shakti- tum samajh kyun nahi rahi ho
tumhe kya chahiye alina tum mujhse chahti kya ho
tum janti ho main khudko goli maar sakta hoon
alina- shakti jaruri nahi hai ki tum apni yaado ke sahare jeeyo
apni nayi yaadein banao
vanya aur uski behen se shaadi karo
aur mera peecha chod do
shakti- shaadi karlo tum kya mujhe bhoolke kisi aur se shaadi kar sakti ho
kehna bahut aasaan hota hai alina
please agar tum mujhse pyar karti ho toh mujhe theek kar do
main tum se vaada karta hoon
tum jo maangogi dunga
alina- agar tum yahi chahte ho toh theek hai
tumhara ilaaj karungi
sirf is liye ki tumse pyar karti hoon
aur agar tum mar gaye
toh main apni jaan jarur de dungi
kal subah aajana
[alina ki baat sunke main hospital pahuncha
raat mein nurse aake batayi ki patient vanya mujhse milna chahti hai
lekin main vanya se milne nahi gaya
subah main saari baat vanya ko bata diya
vanya ko dekhke laga hi nahi ki woh khush hai
phir main alina ke ghar pahuncha
woh mujhe apne car mein bithake hospital le gayi
jahan woh mera ilaaj karne waali thi
thodi der baad mujhe kapde diye gaye
jo main pehen liya
phir mujhe ek room mein le jaya gaya
room poora kaanch ka tha
mujhe ek chair pe bithaya gaya
mere hath pair bandh diye gaye
aur mere maathe pe 5 needle ghusaya gaya
har needle mein alag medicine thi
thodi der baad main behosh ho gaya
jab mujhe hosh aaya toh mere mathe pe ek bhi needle nahi tha
alina mujhe batayi ki main 12 ghante se behosh tha
tabhi meri najar saamne kaanch ke us paar padi
mera pura pariwaar khada tha
sirf vanya ki badi behen nahi thi aur bnani
main samajh gaya ki yeh vanya ka hi kaam hai
phir doctors ne mere dono kaan ke paas ek device laga diya
aisa lag raha tha ki speakers hain
doctors headfone pehne the
alina- ab lambi lambi saansein lo
aur theek ho jana please
[aur alina ek button ko daba di
mere kaano mein ajeeb si awaaj aane lagi
dheere dheere woh awaaj tej hone lagi
mera jism paseene se bheeg gaya
mere hath pair sakht hone lage
aur mere sar mein tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki mera sir dard se phat jaega
lagatar main cheekhne laga
aisa lag raha tha ki
mere sir mein electric shock diya jaa raha hai
mera sir dard se phata ja raha tha
bahar mera pariwaar bebas bheegi aankho se mujhe dekh raha tha
tabhi meri aankhein band hone lagi
aur meri aankhein band ho gayi aankho saamne andhera chhaa gaya
mara toh nahi tha lekin aankh khol bhi nahi paa raha tha
shayad thodi der mein mar jaun....
[doctor puri koshish kar rahe the ki mujhe hosh aajaye
alina mera ek hath pakde hui thi
ek baat thi ki mujhe woh awaajein ab bhi sunai de rahi thi
iska matlab yeh tha ki main abhi jinda tha
mera poora pariwaar mujhe dekhke ro raha tha
aaj cmami mere liye ro rahi thi
mujhe pata hai ki cmami mujhse nafrat kyun karti thi
kyunki unki shaadi ko din se jyada nahi hue the
ki mere pita mera maa ko behosh karke apne sath le gaye
usi din mere naana naani bhi chal base
alina mujhse pyar karti hai
yaa mere liye apni jindagi jee rahi hai
mujhe pata nahi
meri vanya ko maine thappad bhi maara
woh kitna royi hogi
meri bnani aaj meri wajah se is haal mein hai
nmami ko main vaada kiya tha ki main unhe iss pariwaar ka hissa banake rahunga
reena madam jinke liye main principle ko poori tarah barbaad kar dunga
kaaliya lakhan jiske liye mujhe uski dulhan dhundni hai
vanya ke sath ab main college jaunga
bas itna hi ab taaqat nahi bachi hai
aisa lag raha hai ki jaise jaan nikali jaa rahi hai
sab kuch chhuta ja raha hai
tabhi mehsus hua ki koi mera hath apne hath mein tham raha hai
aisa mehsus hua ki meri vanya hai
meri pyar meri cheekhi chuhiya
jo bahut jyada ro rahi thi
woh awaaj ab bhi mujhe sunai de rahi thi
par meri aankh nahi khul rahi thi
kya karu khol hi nahi paa raha hoon
alina ka akelapan
vanya ka pyar
aisa mehsus hua ki koi mere pairo ko chhu raha ho
par yeh nahi samajh aaya ki kon mere pairo ko chhu raha hain
tabhi mujhe kisi ki siskiya sunai di
vidya- aap itne din se mujhse door hain
phir bhi main aap se koi shikayat nahi ki
aaj aap mujhe hamesha ke liye chhodke jaa rahe hain
doctors keh rahe hain ki ab aap kabhi nahi uthenge
kya main itni buri hoon
kya main aapko dukh di
aap pe gussa ki
aap ko pareshaan ki
shayad aap is liye nahi uth rahe hain
ki main aapko aapki vanya se door kar dungi
[vanya ko jhatka laga apni behen ki baat sunke
yahi nahi kmaasi bmami cmama cmami aur meri sab behne shock ho gayi
vidya- uthiye na please main aapko aapki vanya se kabhi door nahi karungi
main toh aap se pyar karti hoon
lekin vanya toh aapka khyal rakhti hai
vanya ki wajah se mujhe aap mile
vanya ki wajah mujhe aapka pyar mila
pata hai vanya aisa dikhati hai ki woh apne dard ko chhipa sakti hai
lekin kya woh apni aadat chhipa sakti hai
koi bhi ladki kisi ka itna khyal kyun rakkhegi
jabki woh usse theek se baat bhi nahi ki
yeh meri chhoti behen hai
main iska bahut der se mehsus ki
aur ab jab main janti hoon ki yeh aap se pyar karti hai
toh phir aap mujhe aur vanya ko kaise chhodke ja sakte hain
[tabhi bmama vidya ke kandhe pe hath rakh dete hain
vidya apne pita ki taraf dekhti hai
apni beti ko itne dard mein dekhke woh dhukk se reh jate hain
bmama- ab woh nahi uthega woh hume chhodke ja chuka hai
apne aapko sambhaliye aap
vidya- yeh aur mujhe chhodke jaenge
mujhe maut ke dwaar se kheenchke le aaye
yahi din dikhane ke liye
[phir vidya meri taraf mud gayi
vidya- patidev ji aaj agar aap mujhe chhodke chale gaye toh main aap se naaraaz ho jaungi
main aap se naaraaz ho jaungi
[aur vidya jor jor se rone lagi
[main paagal kuch sun hi nahi paa raha tha sirf siskiya sunai de rahi thi
aur ab aawaajein kam hone lagi thi
shayad ab mera waqt aagaya tha
tabhi mujhe kuch dikhai diya
aur main puri taaqat lagake apni aankhein khola
saamne mere pairo ke paas meri pyari pyari vidu ro rahi thi
main bas itna hi bol paaya
shakti- aap mujhse naaraaz hain....
saamne mere pairo ke paas meri pyari pyari vidu ro rahi thi
main bas itna hi bol paaya
shakti- aap mujhse naaraaz hain
vidu- nahi main aap se kabhi naaraaz nahi ho sakti
[bmama mujhe dekhke itna khush ho gaye
ki unhone sabke saamne bmami ko gale laga liya
kisi ne bmama ko itna khush nahi dekha tha
phir main kmaasi ki taraf dekha woh bhi bahut khush dikh rahi thi
main uthne ki koshish kiya lekin mera sar naach gaya
main wapas bed pe let gaya
phir doctors ne mera check up kiya
aur mujhe dusre room mein le gaye
shukar hai mujhe torture chamber se bahar nikala gaya
vidu mere paas baithi hui thi
vidu- mubarak ho pati dev ji aap ki ab do shaadi hogi
ek mujhse aur ek vanu
dilip- waise kehne mein toh mera hi nuqsaan hai phir bhi main kahunga
aap badi khush hain ki vanya mujhse pyar karti hai
aur meri shaadi usse bhi hogi
vidu- pehle aap mere seedhe saade pati dev ji the
lekin ab jab mujhe pata chal gaya hai ki aap commando hain
toh main kaise aapko akayle sambhalti
[aur vidu mujhe ankh maar di
meri hansi chhut gayi
main vidu ko apne paas bulaya
vidu mere bilkul kareeb aagayi
dilip- aapko pata hai na ki main dilip nahi hoon
vidu- haan
dilip- main shakti hoon is liye aap mujhse pyar karti hain
vidu- haan
dilip- toh phir aaj se main dilip hoon
[tabhi koi khansne laga
hum dono ek jhatke se alag ho gaye
saamne alina khadi thi
vidu apna munh dusri taraf karke chair pe baith gayi
alina mere paas aagayi
aur mera checkup karne lagi
phir woh jaane lagi main uska hath pakad liya woh mujhe dekhne lagi
dilip- supreme court saamne baithi hai
agar kuch maangna hai toh maang lo
shayad mil jae
alina- bhagwaan se ek hi cheez maangi thi
tumhari jindagi woh mujhe mil gayi
mere liye is se jyada khushi ki koi baat ho hi nahi sakti
ki main jisse pyar karti hoon
woh jinda bhi hai aur khush bhi
apna khyaal rakhna
[alina chali gayi
aur vidu mere paas aagayi
vidu- yeh kya keh rahi thi
dilip- aapko nahi pata
vidu- mujhe kya nahi pata
dilip- italy mein jahan main rehta tha wahan alina humaare pados mein rehti thi
woh mujhse 4 saal chhoti hai
humari dosti hui
10 saal ki dosti ek pal mein khatam ho gayi
jab woh mujhse kahi ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
aur aaj ka din hai uski wajah se main theek hua hoon
vidu- kahi pe rukne ka irada hai
ya ab bhi koi bachi hai
dilip- bas yahi hai
vidu- kya aap ready hain
dilip- kis liye
vidu- teen shaadi karne ke liye
dilip- mazak mat kijiye aap agar kahengi bhi toh main teesri shaadi nahi karunga
main aapse pyar karta hoon aur vanya se bhi pyar karta hoon lekin alina se kabhi nahi
vidu- mujhe toh laga tha ki vanu hi aapse pyar karti hai
lekin aapko kab usse pyar hua
dilip- kaan idhar laiye
[vidu apna kaan mere munh ke paas laayi
aur main unhe dilip ke video waali baat bata diya
vidu thodi der tak mujhe dekhti rahi
vidu- achcha toh yeh baat hai ab main samjhi ki vanu ke udaas hone se aap kyun bechain ho jate the
dilip- aap pehle toh aisi nahi thi
vidu- pehle aapko khone ka dar nahi tha
lekin ab har pal har second aapko khone ka dar laga rehta hai
dilip- waise yeh khyali pulao banana band kijiye
humari shaadi ka koi thikana nahi hai
badi aayi meri teen shaadi karwaane
vidu- abhi aati hoon
[aur vidu chali gayi...
dilip- waise yeh khyali pulao banana band kijiye
humari shaadi ka koi thikana nahi hai
badi aayi meri teen shaadi karwaane
vidu- abhi aati hoon
[aur vidu chali gayi
[vidu vanya ke paas gayi
vanya- didi aap yahan kab aayi
main toh sirf pitaji ko batayi thi
vidu- tu in se milne nahi jaegi
vanya- main milke kya karungi
vidu- par yeh toh keh rahe the ki tu abhi tak unse milne nahi aayi
vanya- aisa kaha dilip ne sorry shakti ne
vidu- haa
vanya- theek hai phir main jaati hoon
[aur vanya mere paas aane lagi
main ankhein band karke leta hua tha
tabhi gate ke khulne ki awaaj se main apni aankhein khol diya
saamne vanya khadi thi
woh mere paas aake baith gayi
vanya- ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- apna hath aage karo
[vanya apna hath meri taraf badha di
main uska hath pakadke apne sir pe rakh diya
dilip- thodi der daba do
[vanya mera sir dabane lagi
main aankhein band kar liya
thodi der baad mujhe vanya ke sisakne ki awaj sunai di
main apni ankhein khol diya aur vanya ko dekhne laga
vanya ka chehra aansuon se bheega hua tha aur woh sisak rahi thi
main uthke baith gaya
aur vanya ko apne gale laga liya
meri baaho mein aate hi vanya chup ho gayi
dilip- kitna roti ho pata hai mujhe main tumhe rulata hoon
ab rona band karo
aur jaldi se keh do
vanya- tum bhi toh keh sakte ho
main hi har baat kahu
dilip- i love u vanya main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon
tumhare bina jee toh sakta hoon
lekin khush nahi reh sakta
please mujhe chhodke kabhi mat jaana
[vanya mere chehre ko dekhne lagti hai
vanya- i love u too dilip main bhi tumse bahut pyar karti hoon
tum daant lena maar lena lekin mujhe kabhi akayla mat chhodna
tumhare bina main mar mar ke jeeti hoon
[aur vanya apni aankhein band kar di
main vanya ke chehra apne dono hatho mein pakda
aur vanya ke mathe ko choom liya
phir main vanya ki aankho ko chuma
vanya dheere se apni aankhein khol di
aur bade pyar se mujhe dekhne lagi
main apne hont vanya ke gaal pe rakh ke choom liya
vanya sharma gayi
sharmane se uske dono gaal laal ho gaye the
dilip- itne pyare chehre ko main pyar nahi kiya aaj tak
isi liye yeh chehra itna murjhaya hua hai
ek baat batao london kyun jaana chahti thi
vanya- tumhe matlab aapko kaise pata
dilip- aap aap kyun karti hain aap
mujhe meri cheekhi chuhiya chahiye samjhi
vanya- ab kaise
dilip- aise
[main vanya ke honto pe apne hont rakh ke choom liya
vanya buri tarah se sharma gayi
lekin ab main kahan rukne wala tha
ek baar phir main apne hont vanya ke hont pe rakhke chusne laga
vanya bas mere kiss ko mehsus kar rahi thi
phir main apne hont vanya ke hont se alag kiya
vanya abhi bhi sharma rahi thi
dilip- ab batao ki london kyun jana chahti thi
vanya- tumhari wajah se
tum toh didi se pyar karte ho na
main beech mein aake kya karti
dilip- waah meri vanu london jaana chahti hai
kal ki ticket book karwa doon
vanya- sorry
dilip- ab kabhi aisa sochogi
vanya- nahi
dilip- mujhse hamesha pyar karogi
vanya- haan
dilip- aisa kabhi sochogi ki main tumse jyada vidu se pyar karta hoon
vanya- kabhi nahi sochungi
dilip- mujhe kiss karogi
vanya- haan
dilip- toh karo mere hont toh kab se tayyar hain
vanya- dhutt besharam
dilip- main toh karunga nahi mera man nahi hai
tum chaho toh kar sakti ho
vanya- main nahi karungi
dilip- mujhe lag raha hai vidu aarahi hai
[mere itna kehte hi vanya apne hont mere hont pe rakhke chusne lagi...
lekin ek cheez nahi badli woh hai meri kismat
kabhi bhi palat jaati hai
main bahar khada hoke soch raha tha ki room mein vanya alina se kya baat kar rahi hogi
[room mein]
mere jaate hi vanya alina ke paas gayi
vanya- main vanya hoon
aur main jaanti hoon ki aap shakti se bahut pyar karti hain
alina- lekin shakti mujhse pyar nahi karta
aur agar woh mujhse pyar karta bhi toh main uska ilaaj nahi karti
uska ilaaj karne ke liye koi bhi mujhe nahi mana sakta
vanya- lekin agar woh theek ho jaye toh
alina- nahi hoga
kabhi nahi
tumhari behen vidya ka pyar bahut jyada hai
main uske ya tumhare jitni mahaan nahi hoon
jo apne pyar ki kurbaani khushi khushi de de
vanya- aapko kisne kaha ki main shakti se pyar karti hoon
main usse koi pyar nahi karti
alina- main ek ladki hoon aur ek doctor bhi
tum apni behen ki khushiyo ke aage apne pyar ka tyag kar rahi ho
vanya- aap mujhe bata dijiye ki main kis tarah aapko mana sakti hoon
alina- kisi bhi tarah nahi
is duniya mein dilip ke siwa mera koi nahi hai
maa bhi mujhe chhodke chali gayi
vanya- aur agar aapko sab kuch mil jae
alina- kya matlab
vanya- mera matlab yeh hai ki agar shakti theek ho jae aur aapki shaadi unse ho jae aur aap uski family ka hissa ban jae
[alina shock ho gayi
alina- yeh yeh yeh kya keh rahi ho tum
tumhe pata hai ki tumhari behen usse pyar karti hai phir bhi
vanya- meri behen ko uska pyar tab milega jab shakti theek honge
aur unka theek hona aapke hath mein hai
alina- tum mujhse sauda karna chahti ho
main shakti ka ilaaj karu aur shakti theek ho jae phir tumhari behen ko uska pyar milega
lekin mujhe kaise pyar karega jab use yaad aajayega ki woh tumhari behen se pyar karta hai
vanya- shaadi ke baad pyar ho hi jaega
kyunki meri didi ko jab pata chalega ki shakti tumhari wajah se theek hue hain
toh woh tumhe kahi jaane nahi degi
alina- tumhara kya tum bhi toh usse pyar karti ho
vanya- jab shakti ki shaadi didi se aur aapse ho jaegi toh main london chali jaungi
main aapse vaada karti hoon aapki shaadi main shakti se jarur karwaungi
alina- apna vaada rakkho tum apne paas
main apne shakti ki jaan ko khatre mein nahi daalungi
shaadi ke lalach mein main yeh sab nahi karungi
vanya- agar aap uska ilaaj nahi karengi tab bhi woh mar jaega
kyunki doctors ne kaha hai ki agar shakti jald hi theek nahi hue
toh unke dimaag ki nase kamjor hongi aur phir khatam
alina- tum kya mujhe bewakoof samajhti ho
jo main tumhari baat pe vishwaas kar lungi
[ bechari vanya ka yeh idea bhi flop gaya
vanya samajh chuki thi ki alina ab kisi bhi baat se nahi maanegi
aur woh room se bahar aajati hai
uski aankho se ansu sailaab ki tarah nikal rahe the
main jab use rote dekha
shakti- ro kyun rahi ho
vanya- please jaldi se theek ho jao
warna main mar jaungi
[aur vanya behosh ho jaati hai
main vanya ko turant hospital le gaya
doctor se pata chala ki vanya 2 din se kuch nahi khayi hai
[mujhe yakeen nahi hua
bahut ho gaya
mere dimaag mein baar baar yeh baat aarahi thi
please jaldi theek ho jao
warna main mar jaungi
main hospital se alina ke ghar gaya
alina mujhe kuch kehti usse pehle hi main apni kamar se gun nikaala aur apni kanpatti pe rakh diya
shakti- sirf teen tak ginunga agar tum mera ilaaj karne ke liye nahi maani
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga...
shakti- sirf teen tak ginunga agar tum mera ilaaj karne ke liye nahi maani
toh main apne aap ko goli maar lunga
meri baat sunke alina shock ho gayi
alina- tum apni jaan de do
main bhi wohi gun uthake apne aap ko maar daalungi
lekin tumhara ilaaj nahi karungi
samjhe yeh dhamki kisi aur ko do
shakti- tum samajh kyun nahi rahi ho
tumhe kya chahiye alina tum mujhse chahti kya ho
tum janti ho main khudko goli maar sakta hoon
alina- shakti jaruri nahi hai ki tum apni yaado ke sahare jeeyo
apni nayi yaadein banao
vanya aur uski behen se shaadi karo
aur mera peecha chod do
shakti- shaadi karlo tum kya mujhe bhoolke kisi aur se shaadi kar sakti ho
kehna bahut aasaan hota hai alina
please agar tum mujhse pyar karti ho toh mujhe theek kar do
main tum se vaada karta hoon
tum jo maangogi dunga
alina- agar tum yahi chahte ho toh theek hai
tumhara ilaaj karungi
sirf is liye ki tumse pyar karti hoon
aur agar tum mar gaye
toh main apni jaan jarur de dungi
kal subah aajana
[alina ki baat sunke main hospital pahuncha
raat mein nurse aake batayi ki patient vanya mujhse milna chahti hai
lekin main vanya se milne nahi gaya
subah main saari baat vanya ko bata diya
vanya ko dekhke laga hi nahi ki woh khush hai
phir main alina ke ghar pahuncha
woh mujhe apne car mein bithake hospital le gayi
jahan woh mera ilaaj karne waali thi
thodi der baad mujhe kapde diye gaye
jo main pehen liya
phir mujhe ek room mein le jaya gaya
room poora kaanch ka tha
mujhe ek chair pe bithaya gaya
mere hath pair bandh diye gaye
aur mere maathe pe 5 needle ghusaya gaya
har needle mein alag medicine thi
thodi der baad main behosh ho gaya
jab mujhe hosh aaya toh mere mathe pe ek bhi needle nahi tha
alina mujhe batayi ki main 12 ghante se behosh tha
tabhi meri najar saamne kaanch ke us paar padi
mera pura pariwaar khada tha
sirf vanya ki badi behen nahi thi aur bnani
main samajh gaya ki yeh vanya ka hi kaam hai
phir doctors ne mere dono kaan ke paas ek device laga diya
aisa lag raha tha ki speakers hain
doctors headfone pehne the
alina- ab lambi lambi saansein lo
aur theek ho jana please
[aur alina ek button ko daba di
mere kaano mein ajeeb si awaaj aane lagi
dheere dheere woh awaaj tej hone lagi
mera jism paseene se bheeg gaya
mere hath pair sakht hone lage
aur mere sar mein tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki mera sir dard se phat jaega
lagatar main cheekhne laga
aisa lag raha tha ki
mere sir mein electric shock diya jaa raha hai
mera sir dard se phata ja raha tha
bahar mera pariwaar bebas bheegi aankho se mujhe dekh raha tha
tabhi meri aankhein band hone lagi
aur meri aankhein band ho gayi aankho saamne andhera chhaa gaya
mara toh nahi tha lekin aankh khol bhi nahi paa raha tha
shayad thodi der mein mar jaun....
[doctor puri koshish kar rahe the ki mujhe hosh aajaye
alina mera ek hath pakde hui thi
ek baat thi ki mujhe woh awaajein ab bhi sunai de rahi thi
iska matlab yeh tha ki main abhi jinda tha
mera poora pariwaar mujhe dekhke ro raha tha
aaj cmami mere liye ro rahi thi
mujhe pata hai ki cmami mujhse nafrat kyun karti thi
kyunki unki shaadi ko din se jyada nahi hue the
ki mere pita mera maa ko behosh karke apne sath le gaye
usi din mere naana naani bhi chal base
alina mujhse pyar karti hai
yaa mere liye apni jindagi jee rahi hai
mujhe pata nahi
meri vanya ko maine thappad bhi maara
woh kitna royi hogi
meri bnani aaj meri wajah se is haal mein hai
nmami ko main vaada kiya tha ki main unhe iss pariwaar ka hissa banake rahunga
reena madam jinke liye main principle ko poori tarah barbaad kar dunga
kaaliya lakhan jiske liye mujhe uski dulhan dhundni hai
vanya ke sath ab main college jaunga
bas itna hi ab taaqat nahi bachi hai
aisa lag raha hai ki jaise jaan nikali jaa rahi hai
sab kuch chhuta ja raha hai
tabhi mehsus hua ki koi mera hath apne hath mein tham raha hai
aisa mehsus hua ki meri vanya hai
meri pyar meri cheekhi chuhiya
jo bahut jyada ro rahi thi
woh awaaj ab bhi mujhe sunai de rahi thi
par meri aankh nahi khul rahi thi
kya karu khol hi nahi paa raha hoon
alina ka akelapan
vanya ka pyar
aisa mehsus hua ki koi mere pairo ko chhu raha ho
par yeh nahi samajh aaya ki kon mere pairo ko chhu raha hain
tabhi mujhe kisi ki siskiya sunai di
vidya- aap itne din se mujhse door hain
phir bhi main aap se koi shikayat nahi ki
aaj aap mujhe hamesha ke liye chhodke jaa rahe hain
doctors keh rahe hain ki ab aap kabhi nahi uthenge
kya main itni buri hoon
kya main aapko dukh di
aap pe gussa ki
aap ko pareshaan ki
shayad aap is liye nahi uth rahe hain
ki main aapko aapki vanya se door kar dungi
[vanya ko jhatka laga apni behen ki baat sunke
yahi nahi kmaasi bmami cmama cmami aur meri sab behne shock ho gayi
vidya- uthiye na please main aapko aapki vanya se kabhi door nahi karungi
main toh aap se pyar karti hoon
lekin vanya toh aapka khyal rakhti hai
vanya ki wajah se mujhe aap mile
vanya ki wajah mujhe aapka pyar mila
pata hai vanya aisa dikhati hai ki woh apne dard ko chhipa sakti hai
lekin kya woh apni aadat chhipa sakti hai
koi bhi ladki kisi ka itna khyal kyun rakkhegi
jabki woh usse theek se baat bhi nahi ki
yeh meri chhoti behen hai
main iska bahut der se mehsus ki
aur ab jab main janti hoon ki yeh aap se pyar karti hai
toh phir aap mujhe aur vanya ko kaise chhodke ja sakte hain
[tabhi bmama vidya ke kandhe pe hath rakh dete hain
vidya apne pita ki taraf dekhti hai
apni beti ko itne dard mein dekhke woh dhukk se reh jate hain
bmama- ab woh nahi uthega woh hume chhodke ja chuka hai
apne aapko sambhaliye aap
vidya- yeh aur mujhe chhodke jaenge
mujhe maut ke dwaar se kheenchke le aaye
yahi din dikhane ke liye
[phir vidya meri taraf mud gayi
vidya- patidev ji aaj agar aap mujhe chhodke chale gaye toh main aap se naaraaz ho jaungi
main aap se naaraaz ho jaungi
[aur vidya jor jor se rone lagi
[main paagal kuch sun hi nahi paa raha tha sirf siskiya sunai de rahi thi
aur ab aawaajein kam hone lagi thi
shayad ab mera waqt aagaya tha
tabhi mujhe kuch dikhai diya
aur main puri taaqat lagake apni aankhein khola
saamne mere pairo ke paas meri pyari pyari vidu ro rahi thi
main bas itna hi bol paaya
shakti- aap mujhse naaraaz hain....
saamne mere pairo ke paas meri pyari pyari vidu ro rahi thi
main bas itna hi bol paaya
shakti- aap mujhse naaraaz hain
vidu- nahi main aap se kabhi naaraaz nahi ho sakti
[bmama mujhe dekhke itna khush ho gaye
ki unhone sabke saamne bmami ko gale laga liya
kisi ne bmama ko itna khush nahi dekha tha
phir main kmaasi ki taraf dekha woh bhi bahut khush dikh rahi thi
main uthne ki koshish kiya lekin mera sar naach gaya
main wapas bed pe let gaya
phir doctors ne mera check up kiya
aur mujhe dusre room mein le gaye
shukar hai mujhe torture chamber se bahar nikala gaya
vidu mere paas baithi hui thi
vidu- mubarak ho pati dev ji aap ki ab do shaadi hogi
ek mujhse aur ek vanu
dilip- waise kehne mein toh mera hi nuqsaan hai phir bhi main kahunga
aap badi khush hain ki vanya mujhse pyar karti hai
aur meri shaadi usse bhi hogi
vidu- pehle aap mere seedhe saade pati dev ji the
lekin ab jab mujhe pata chal gaya hai ki aap commando hain
toh main kaise aapko akayle sambhalti
[aur vidu mujhe ankh maar di
meri hansi chhut gayi
main vidu ko apne paas bulaya
vidu mere bilkul kareeb aagayi
dilip- aapko pata hai na ki main dilip nahi hoon
vidu- haan
dilip- main shakti hoon is liye aap mujhse pyar karti hain
vidu- haan
dilip- toh phir aaj se main dilip hoon
[tabhi koi khansne laga
hum dono ek jhatke se alag ho gaye
saamne alina khadi thi
vidu apna munh dusri taraf karke chair pe baith gayi
alina mere paas aagayi
aur mera checkup karne lagi
phir woh jaane lagi main uska hath pakad liya woh mujhe dekhne lagi
dilip- supreme court saamne baithi hai
agar kuch maangna hai toh maang lo
shayad mil jae
alina- bhagwaan se ek hi cheez maangi thi
tumhari jindagi woh mujhe mil gayi
mere liye is se jyada khushi ki koi baat ho hi nahi sakti
ki main jisse pyar karti hoon
woh jinda bhi hai aur khush bhi
apna khyaal rakhna
[alina chali gayi
aur vidu mere paas aagayi
vidu- yeh kya keh rahi thi
dilip- aapko nahi pata
vidu- mujhe kya nahi pata
dilip- italy mein jahan main rehta tha wahan alina humaare pados mein rehti thi
woh mujhse 4 saal chhoti hai
humari dosti hui
10 saal ki dosti ek pal mein khatam ho gayi
jab woh mujhse kahi ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
aur aaj ka din hai uski wajah se main theek hua hoon
vidu- kahi pe rukne ka irada hai
ya ab bhi koi bachi hai
dilip- bas yahi hai
vidu- kya aap ready hain
dilip- kis liye
vidu- teen shaadi karne ke liye
dilip- mazak mat kijiye aap agar kahengi bhi toh main teesri shaadi nahi karunga
main aapse pyar karta hoon aur vanya se bhi pyar karta hoon lekin alina se kabhi nahi
vidu- mujhe toh laga tha ki vanu hi aapse pyar karti hai
lekin aapko kab usse pyar hua
dilip- kaan idhar laiye
[vidu apna kaan mere munh ke paas laayi
aur main unhe dilip ke video waali baat bata diya
vidu thodi der tak mujhe dekhti rahi
vidu- achcha toh yeh baat hai ab main samjhi ki vanu ke udaas hone se aap kyun bechain ho jate the
dilip- aap pehle toh aisi nahi thi
vidu- pehle aapko khone ka dar nahi tha
lekin ab har pal har second aapko khone ka dar laga rehta hai
dilip- waise yeh khyali pulao banana band kijiye
humari shaadi ka koi thikana nahi hai
badi aayi meri teen shaadi karwaane
vidu- abhi aati hoon
[aur vidu chali gayi...
dilip- waise yeh khyali pulao banana band kijiye
humari shaadi ka koi thikana nahi hai
badi aayi meri teen shaadi karwaane
vidu- abhi aati hoon
[aur vidu chali gayi
[vidu vanya ke paas gayi
vanya- didi aap yahan kab aayi
main toh sirf pitaji ko batayi thi
vidu- tu in se milne nahi jaegi
vanya- main milke kya karungi
vidu- par yeh toh keh rahe the ki tu abhi tak unse milne nahi aayi
vanya- aisa kaha dilip ne sorry shakti ne
vidu- haa
vanya- theek hai phir main jaati hoon
[aur vanya mere paas aane lagi
main ankhein band karke leta hua tha
tabhi gate ke khulne ki awaaj se main apni aankhein khol diya
saamne vanya khadi thi
woh mere paas aake baith gayi
vanya- ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai
dilip- apna hath aage karo
[vanya apna hath meri taraf badha di
main uska hath pakadke apne sir pe rakh diya
dilip- thodi der daba do
[vanya mera sir dabane lagi
main aankhein band kar liya
thodi der baad mujhe vanya ke sisakne ki awaj sunai di
main apni ankhein khol diya aur vanya ko dekhne laga
vanya ka chehra aansuon se bheega hua tha aur woh sisak rahi thi
main uthke baith gaya
aur vanya ko apne gale laga liya
meri baaho mein aate hi vanya chup ho gayi
dilip- kitna roti ho pata hai mujhe main tumhe rulata hoon
ab rona band karo
aur jaldi se keh do
vanya- tum bhi toh keh sakte ho
main hi har baat kahu
dilip- i love u vanya main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon
tumhare bina jee toh sakta hoon
lekin khush nahi reh sakta
please mujhe chhodke kabhi mat jaana
[vanya mere chehre ko dekhne lagti hai
vanya- i love u too dilip main bhi tumse bahut pyar karti hoon
tum daant lena maar lena lekin mujhe kabhi akayla mat chhodna
tumhare bina main mar mar ke jeeti hoon
[aur vanya apni aankhein band kar di
main vanya ke chehra apne dono hatho mein pakda
aur vanya ke mathe ko choom liya
phir main vanya ki aankho ko chuma
vanya dheere se apni aankhein khol di
aur bade pyar se mujhe dekhne lagi
main apne hont vanya ke gaal pe rakh ke choom liya
vanya sharma gayi
sharmane se uske dono gaal laal ho gaye the
dilip- itne pyare chehre ko main pyar nahi kiya aaj tak
isi liye yeh chehra itna murjhaya hua hai
ek baat batao london kyun jaana chahti thi
vanya- tumhe matlab aapko kaise pata
dilip- aap aap kyun karti hain aap
mujhe meri cheekhi chuhiya chahiye samjhi
vanya- ab kaise
dilip- aise
[main vanya ke honto pe apne hont rakh ke choom liya
vanya buri tarah se sharma gayi
lekin ab main kahan rukne wala tha
ek baar phir main apne hont vanya ke hont pe rakhke chusne laga
vanya bas mere kiss ko mehsus kar rahi thi
phir main apne hont vanya ke hont se alag kiya
vanya abhi bhi sharma rahi thi
dilip- ab batao ki london kyun jana chahti thi
vanya- tumhari wajah se
tum toh didi se pyar karte ho na
main beech mein aake kya karti
dilip- waah meri vanu london jaana chahti hai
kal ki ticket book karwa doon
vanya- sorry
dilip- ab kabhi aisa sochogi
vanya- nahi
dilip- mujhse hamesha pyar karogi
vanya- haan
dilip- aisa kabhi sochogi ki main tumse jyada vidu se pyar karta hoon
vanya- kabhi nahi sochungi
dilip- mujhe kiss karogi
vanya- haan
dilip- toh karo mere hont toh kab se tayyar hain
vanya- dhutt besharam
dilip- main toh karunga nahi mera man nahi hai
tum chaho toh kar sakti ho
vanya- main nahi karungi
dilip- mujhe lag raha hai vidu aarahi hai
[mere itna kehte hi vanya apne hont mere hont pe rakhke chusne lagi...
