Update 82
dilip- muhe lag raha hai vidu aarahi hai
[mere itna kehte hi vanya apne hont mere hont pe rakhke chusne lagi
main vanya ko apni baaho mein bhar liya
aur uske honto ko bade pyar se chusne laga
vanya mere gaal sehla rahi thi
tabhi gate khula aur hum dono alag hue
vidu humare paas aake hum dono ke chehre ko dhyan se dekhne lagi
vanya toh sharam se doob gayi
dilip- aise kyun dekh rahi hain
vidu- aap ko dekh rahi hoon
vanu tujhe pitaji kal london bhej rahe hain
[mujhe toh kuch nahi hua lekin vanya behosh hote hote bachi
dilip- mere papa kal mujhe italy le ja rahe hain
[ab behosh vidu hone waali thi
[lekin main unhe apne paas bitha liya
vanya ki shakal rone jaisi ho gayi thi
vidu ka bhi yahi haal tha
vidu ko main apni dusri side bitha liya
vanya- kya tum sach keh rahe ho
dilip- haa papa ne kaha hai ki meri aap dono se shaadi hone ke baad hum honeymoon pe jaenge
[meri baat sunke dono sharma gayi
vidu toh kuch nahi ki
lekin vanya mere pet mein mukka maar di
phir mujhe discharge kar diya gaya
hum sab gaon wapas aagaye
mujhe mere room mein le jaya gaya
main bmama se kaha ki mujhe bnani se milna hai toh woh kehne lage ki poori tarah se theek ho jao
main bed pe lete hue apni dono life ke baare mein sochne laga
ek gaon ki life
aur ek commando ki
aaj mere paas sab kuch hai
jald hi meri shaadi hogi
vidu kitna badal gayi hai
kmaasi ke liye main kuch soch raha tha
aise hi ek hafta beet gaya
is beech vidu aur vanya mujhse din mein teen baar hi milne aati
jaise main roj teen waqt khana khata
waise hi main roj teen waqt apne pyar ka deedaar karta
ab main kuch hudd tak theek ho gaya tha
mere room mein bmama aagaye
main uthke baith gaya
woh bhi mere paas aake baith gaye
bmama- hum tumhe ek sach batana chahte hain
jab humne tumhe kaha tha ki ab hum chahte hain ki tum haumare sath raho
woh koi ittefaak nahi tha
sach yeh hai ki hum jaan gaye the ki vanya tumse prem karti hai
isi liye hum tumhe is ghar mein leke aaye
taaki jab tumhari memory wapas aaye toh tum humari puri baat suno
dekho na kitni ajeeb baat hai
jis suraj se hum nafrat karte the
usi suraj ka beta humara daamaad ban ne ja raha hai
tum hume bahut kathore samajhte hoge
lekin baat jab beti ki ho
toh dimaag kaam karna band kar deta hai
ek vaada karo humse
humari vidya aur vanya ka hamesha khyal rakkhoge
dilip- jee main hamesha unka khyal rakkhunga
bmama- tum kuch maangna chahte ho humse
shaadi ka tohfa
[yaar dar bahut lag raha hai lekin bolna toh hai
khush rehne ka haq har ek ko hai
[main lambi saans liya]
dilip- main papa ki shaadi kmaasi se karwana chahta hoon
[bmama mujhe aise dekhe jaise main unki jaan maang liya hoon
bmama- humse kyun puch rahe ho
humari betiya jab apna var chun sakti hain
toh kiran ko bhi haq hai
agar kiran raajveer se shaadi karna chahti hain
toh hume kya pareshaani ho sakti hai
lekin pehle tumhari shaadi hogi
aur haan hum tumhari shaadi mein nahi aayenge
dilip- kyun matlab kanyadaan kaun karega
bmama- humari vidya bahut badi ho gayi hai
bahut badi baate'in karne lagi hai
dilip- aap kya keh rahe hain
aur bnani kahan hain
[bmama bina kuch bole mere room se chale gaye
main bhi uthke khada hua aur pahuncha vidu ke room pe...
bmama bina kuch bole mere room se chale gaye
main bhi uthke khada hua aur pahuncha vidu ke room pe
gate knock kiya
vidu gate kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
main andar gaya gate lock kiya
aur vidu ka hath pakadke apne sath bitha liya
dilip- bmama aap se naaraaz kyun hain
vidu- pata nahi
dilip- vidu please
vidu- woh nahi chahte ki aap ki shaadi alina se bhi ho
[mujhe jordaar jhatka laga
dilip- main kab kaha ki main alina se shaadi karunga
vidu- uski wajah se aap theek hue hain
dilip- toh kya usse shaadi kar loon
pata hai pyar ke bina jindagi aasan hoti hai
lekin aap kisi se pyar kare aur woh aap ko ignore kare
vidu- aap aisa nahi karenge
pata hai alina ko aap se kab pyar hua tha
jis din aapke papa alina ki maa se kahe the ki mere bete shakti ki shaadi aapki beti alina se hogi
us din alina yeh sun li thi
aur aap se pyar karne lagi
woh janti thi ki aap uske kabhi nahi honge
phir bhi woh aapka ilaaj ki aapko theek ki
kya aapka farz nahi banta ki aap bhi use woh har khushi de
jiski woh haqdaar hai
dilip- aur bmama jo naaraaz hain uska kya
vidu- main bhi unki beti hoon
unhe mana lungi
dilip- kya kismat hai meri
bmami apni souten se baat tak nahi karti hai
aur ek aap hain jo apne hone waale pati ki teen shaadi karwana chahti hain
vidu- agar main aapki shaadi nahi karwaungi
toh aap mere peeche hi pade rahenge
dilip- bahut masti sujh rahi hai
vidu- aap masti nahi karte hain dusri ladkiyo ke sath
dilip- mujhe maaf kar dijiye
vidu- kyun
dilip- aap se shaadi jo karne ja raha hoon
[aur main hansne laga
vidu mere gale lag gayi
main vidu ko apni god mein uthake bed pe leta diya
vidu ka chehra unki julfo se dhak gaya tha
main chehre se unki julfo ko hataya
aur unke chehre ko nihaarne laga
vidu ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha
uske gulabi hont kaanp rahe the
main apne hont vidu ki gardan pe rakhke uski gardan chumne laga
tabhi gate knock hone laga
main vidu ke upar se uth gaya aur bed ke neeche chhip gaya
vidu jaake gate kholi
saamne vanya khadi thi
vanya vidu ko apne sath le gayi
main chhipte hue vidu ke room se nikla
aur bnani ke room mein gaya
bnani room mein nahi thi
main bmami ke paas pahuncha jo kitchen mein thi
bmami- kya hua dilip
itne ghabraye hue kyun ho
dilip- bnani kahan hain
mandir gayi hain tum bhi na
dilip- bnani theek ho gayi
bmami- tum jab theek ho gaye toh main unhe bata di ki tum theek ho gaye ho
aur unki aadat hai ki jab tumhari tabiyat theek hoti hai toh woh bhi theek ho jaati hain
dilip- aap majak toh nahi kar rahi hain
bmami- main apne pyare damaj ji se jhuth kabhi bol sakti hoon
[main jaise hi kitchen se bahar nikla kisi se takra gaya
yeh koi aur nahi vanya thi
vanya- apne room mein rehne ke bajaye yahan kya kar rahe ho
[peeche se bmami aur cmami ke hansne ki awaaj aane lagi
dilip- tumhe hi dhund raha tha
vanya- kyun
dilip- chalo batata hoon
[aur main vanya ka hath pakad liya
tv dekh rahi megha aur sunita hume dekhke hansne lagi
vanya bhi sharma rahi thi
main apne room mein pahuncha
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- ek kiss do na
vanya- maa ke saamne mera hath pakadke mujhe kamre mein laake
kitne besharam ho gaye ho
dilip- apni vanya ko ek kiss bhi nahi kar sakta
kya main itna bura hoon
[vanya mujhe kiss karne lagi
main bhi vanya ke pyare honto ko chusne laga
jab humare hont alag hue
toh vanya sharma gayi...
main bhi vanya ke pyare honto ko chusne laga
jab humare hont alag hue
toh vanya sharma gayi
main vanya ke dono hath ko apne hath mein thaam liya
vanya apna sir neeche kiye hui thi
dilip- khush toh ho na humare shaadi hone ja rahi hai
[vanya apni gardan haa mein hila di
dilip- waise main do ladkiyo se pyar karta hoon
aur dono ko koi aitraaz nahi hai
kya main jaan sakta hoon aisa kyun
vanya- kyunki tum bahut achche ho
ek baat batao kya tum alina se bhi pyar
[vanya chup ho gayi
dilip- main alina se pyar nahi karta hoon
vanya- 1 hafte ka waqt hai tumhare paas
please alina ko apna lo
dilip- 1 hafta kyun
vanya- humari shaadi hai
dilip- sach mein
[vanya sharma gayi
tabhi koi gate knock karne laga
vanya sakpaka gayi aur mujhe dhakka de di
main jaldi se bed pe jaake let gaya vanya samajh gayi
vanya gate kholi
main sahi socha saamne vidu khadi thi
vidu apne hath bandhke kabhi vanya ko dekhti kabhi mujhe
vidu- chal bahar inki teesri inse milne aayi hai
[aur vidu vanya ko leke bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad alina andar aayi main bed pe baith gaya
alina wahi gate pe khadi thi
dilip- alina tum kab se formality dikhane lagi
[meri baat sunke alina mere paas aagayi
main usko baithne ko bola woh baith gayi
dilip- kuch kehna chahti ho
alina- main bas yeh puchna chahti hoon ki kya tum mujhse apni marji se shaadi karna chahte ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi karna chahti
aur waise bhi takleef toh tumhe hogi
kyunki meri teesri shaadi tumse hogi
shayad taane sunne pade khud ko chhota mehsus karo
itni badi doctor hoke third wife
aur waise bhi main hamesha gaon mein hi rahunga
alina- tumhe aisa lagta hai ki main aisi baato pe dhyan dungi
meri izzat maan sammaan sab tumse hai
tumhari najar mein main agar tumharti biwi hoon
toh phir mere liye koi bhi cheez maayne nahi rakhti
[alina ki aisi mahaan baatein sunke man kiya ki use gale laga loon
lekin thodi jaldbaji hoti
dilip- mere dil mein tumhari jagah hai
lekin pehle hi bata doon
tumse pyar nahi karta
alina- main tumse pyar karti hoon yahi mere liye bahut hai
[aur alina aage badhke mere gaal choom li
alina- best of luck
[aur alina bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad main bnani ke room mein gaya
bnani bed pe leti hui thi
main unke pairo ke paas baith gaya
dilip- itne din ho gaye main aap se milne nahi aaya
shayad main aapko ab pehle wala dilip nahi lagta
[bnani uthke baith gayi
aur mere sir pe hath pheri
bnani- tujhse naraz nahi hoon dil toh tera dilip ka hi hai
bas ab thak gayi hoon duniyadaari se
ab bas aaram karna chahti hoon
mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
hamesha khush rehna
aur ab aisa kuch mat karna ki kisi ko kuch khona pade
[bnani ki baat main samajh gaya tha
koi mujhe guilty samjhe ya na samjhe mera bhai meri hi wajah se is duniya mein nahi hai
bnani dilip se bahut pyar karti thi
bhale hi mera poora pariwaar mujhe ab dilip maanta ho
lekin bnani ke liye main dilip nahi hoon
pata hi nahi chala kab meri aankho se ansu behne lage
gala bhar aaya tha
bnani ki haalat dekhke
main vidu ke kamre mein chala gaya
lekin vidu kamre mein nahi thi
phir main vanya ke room mein gaya
vanya kuch likh rahi thi
main vanya ke paas gaya
vanya mujhe dekhte hi mere gale lag gayi.
dilip- main ghar pahuncha toh sab meri class lene baith gaye
kisi tarah main unse peecha chhudaake apne room mein aaya
raat toh ho hi chuki thi
phir hum sab sath milke khana khane lage
khana khate waq kabhi main vidu ko dekhta kabhi vanya ko
dono jab mujhe dekhi ki main unhe hi dekh raha hoon toh sharma gayi
bmami- damad ji khana khaiye yeh sab toh karte hi rahenge aap
[main apni gardan neeche kar liya
meri behne hansne lagi
lekin mujhe isse kya faraq padega
main wapas chupke se dono ko dekhne laga
bmami apna sir peet li
khana khane ke baad bmami meri paas aayi
sath mein meri behne cmami kmaasi bhi thi
main hoshiyaar ho gaya
bmami- kal se shaadi ki taiyaari shuru ho rahi hai
toh aapki ek madad chahiye
dilip- meri madad
bmami- haan mere bhole daamaad ji
aapki madad
aap abhi se vidya vanya aur alina se baat nahi kar sakenge
[mera toh heart fail hone ko aagaya
dilip- kyun
bmami- rasm hai aur aapko maan ni padegi
dilip- yeh kaisi rasm hai
[mera reaction dekhke meri behne hansne lagi
bmami- aap humari baat nahi maanenge
dilip- main aisa kab kaha
kya yeh jaruri hai
bmami- humare maan sammaan ki baat hai
dilip- whatsapp pe baat kar sakte hain
[meri baat sunke bmami cmami kmaasi aur mere behne khilkhila ke hans padi
dilip- is mein hansne waali konsi baat hai
bmami- theek hai baat kar sakte hain
[main khushi se uchal pada aur apne room mein aaya
ab saala whatsapp pe account banana padega
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti mein ek baat aayi
aur lukkha naam se apni id banaya
aur vidu ko messege kiya
kaisi ho jaane mann jaane jigar jaane tamanna
suna hai tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai
apni shaadi mein is naacheez ko invite nahi karogi
[theek 5 minute baad messege aaya
vidu- jee bilkul bulaungi aapko apni shaadi mein
bas apna address bhej dijiye
card bhejwa deti hoon
[vidu ke iss jawab se main shock ho gaya
ki meri vidu kisi aur ladke se itne pyar se baat kar rahi hai
sara mood kharab ho gaya
phir main vidu ko aur koi messege nahi kiya
lekin main vanya ko jarur kiya
aap ke ghar mein baby hai
[turant reply aaya nahi
main wapas reply kiya
mere ko ek mauka denge baby ho jaenge
[thodi der vanya ka jo reply aaya tauba tauba itni gandi gandi gaali likhi thi vanya ne
main toh aisi gaali suna bhi nahi tha
upar se ek reply nahi aaya 4 messege kam se kam ab toh gaali ka stock khatam ho chuka tha
man kiya apna sar peet lu
phir main samajh gaya ki vanya ke sath majak bahut bhaari pad sakta hai
socha alina se bhi baat kar hi leta hoon
tabhi messege aaya
vidu ka tha
vidu- kyun pati dev ji jee man toh bhar gaya hoga itni gaali sunke aur sunte agar vanya ke paas main na jaati
aur use yeh na batati ki messege aap kar rahe hain
bade aaye the majak karne wale
vanya toh ro rahi hai
ki woh aapko kaisi kaisi baate keh di
ab use aap manayenge kaise ek taraf aap humse baat nahi kar sakte dusri taraf aap agar vanya ko nahi manayenge toh woh aise hi roti rahegi
aur jab tak aap vanya ko nahi manayenge mujhse baat mat kijiyega
matlab no messege
[main apna sir pakadke baith gaya
aur apne aapko kosne laga
kya jarurat thi mujhe aisi waahiyaat baat likhne ki
ab ro rahi hai vanya kaise chup karau
upar se vidu koi idea toh de deti vanya ko manane ka...
[mere itna kehte hi vanya apne hont mere hont pe rakhke chusne lagi
main vanya ko apni baaho mein bhar liya
aur uske honto ko bade pyar se chusne laga
vanya mere gaal sehla rahi thi
tabhi gate khula aur hum dono alag hue
vidu humare paas aake hum dono ke chehre ko dhyan se dekhne lagi
vanya toh sharam se doob gayi
dilip- aise kyun dekh rahi hain
vidu- aap ko dekh rahi hoon
vanu tujhe pitaji kal london bhej rahe hain
[mujhe toh kuch nahi hua lekin vanya behosh hote hote bachi
dilip- mere papa kal mujhe italy le ja rahe hain
[ab behosh vidu hone waali thi
[lekin main unhe apne paas bitha liya
vanya ki shakal rone jaisi ho gayi thi
vidu ka bhi yahi haal tha
vidu ko main apni dusri side bitha liya
vanya- kya tum sach keh rahe ho
dilip- haa papa ne kaha hai ki meri aap dono se shaadi hone ke baad hum honeymoon pe jaenge
[meri baat sunke dono sharma gayi
vidu toh kuch nahi ki
lekin vanya mere pet mein mukka maar di
phir mujhe discharge kar diya gaya
hum sab gaon wapas aagaye
mujhe mere room mein le jaya gaya
main bmama se kaha ki mujhe bnani se milna hai toh woh kehne lage ki poori tarah se theek ho jao
main bed pe lete hue apni dono life ke baare mein sochne laga
ek gaon ki life
aur ek commando ki
aaj mere paas sab kuch hai
jald hi meri shaadi hogi
vidu kitna badal gayi hai
kmaasi ke liye main kuch soch raha tha
aise hi ek hafta beet gaya
is beech vidu aur vanya mujhse din mein teen baar hi milne aati
jaise main roj teen waqt khana khata
waise hi main roj teen waqt apne pyar ka deedaar karta
ab main kuch hudd tak theek ho gaya tha
mere room mein bmama aagaye
main uthke baith gaya
woh bhi mere paas aake baith gaye
bmama- hum tumhe ek sach batana chahte hain
jab humne tumhe kaha tha ki ab hum chahte hain ki tum haumare sath raho
woh koi ittefaak nahi tha
sach yeh hai ki hum jaan gaye the ki vanya tumse prem karti hai
isi liye hum tumhe is ghar mein leke aaye
taaki jab tumhari memory wapas aaye toh tum humari puri baat suno
dekho na kitni ajeeb baat hai
jis suraj se hum nafrat karte the
usi suraj ka beta humara daamaad ban ne ja raha hai
tum hume bahut kathore samajhte hoge
lekin baat jab beti ki ho
toh dimaag kaam karna band kar deta hai
ek vaada karo humse
humari vidya aur vanya ka hamesha khyal rakkhoge
dilip- jee main hamesha unka khyal rakkhunga
bmama- tum kuch maangna chahte ho humse
shaadi ka tohfa
[yaar dar bahut lag raha hai lekin bolna toh hai
khush rehne ka haq har ek ko hai
[main lambi saans liya]
dilip- main papa ki shaadi kmaasi se karwana chahta hoon
[bmama mujhe aise dekhe jaise main unki jaan maang liya hoon
bmama- humse kyun puch rahe ho
humari betiya jab apna var chun sakti hain
toh kiran ko bhi haq hai
agar kiran raajveer se shaadi karna chahti hain
toh hume kya pareshaani ho sakti hai
lekin pehle tumhari shaadi hogi
aur haan hum tumhari shaadi mein nahi aayenge
dilip- kyun matlab kanyadaan kaun karega
bmama- humari vidya bahut badi ho gayi hai
bahut badi baate'in karne lagi hai
dilip- aap kya keh rahe hain
aur bnani kahan hain
[bmama bina kuch bole mere room se chale gaye
main bhi uthke khada hua aur pahuncha vidu ke room pe...
bmama bina kuch bole mere room se chale gaye
main bhi uthke khada hua aur pahuncha vidu ke room pe
gate knock kiya
vidu gate kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
main andar gaya gate lock kiya
aur vidu ka hath pakadke apne sath bitha liya
dilip- bmama aap se naaraaz kyun hain
vidu- pata nahi
dilip- vidu please
vidu- woh nahi chahte ki aap ki shaadi alina se bhi ho
[mujhe jordaar jhatka laga
dilip- main kab kaha ki main alina se shaadi karunga
vidu- uski wajah se aap theek hue hain
dilip- toh kya usse shaadi kar loon
pata hai pyar ke bina jindagi aasan hoti hai
lekin aap kisi se pyar kare aur woh aap ko ignore kare
vidu- aap aisa nahi karenge
pata hai alina ko aap se kab pyar hua tha
jis din aapke papa alina ki maa se kahe the ki mere bete shakti ki shaadi aapki beti alina se hogi
us din alina yeh sun li thi
aur aap se pyar karne lagi
woh janti thi ki aap uske kabhi nahi honge
phir bhi woh aapka ilaaj ki aapko theek ki
kya aapka farz nahi banta ki aap bhi use woh har khushi de
jiski woh haqdaar hai
dilip- aur bmama jo naaraaz hain uska kya
vidu- main bhi unki beti hoon
unhe mana lungi
dilip- kya kismat hai meri
bmami apni souten se baat tak nahi karti hai
aur ek aap hain jo apne hone waale pati ki teen shaadi karwana chahti hain
vidu- agar main aapki shaadi nahi karwaungi
toh aap mere peeche hi pade rahenge
dilip- bahut masti sujh rahi hai
vidu- aap masti nahi karte hain dusri ladkiyo ke sath
dilip- mujhe maaf kar dijiye
vidu- kyun
dilip- aap se shaadi jo karne ja raha hoon
[aur main hansne laga
vidu mere gale lag gayi
main vidu ko apni god mein uthake bed pe leta diya
vidu ka chehra unki julfo se dhak gaya tha
main chehre se unki julfo ko hataya
aur unke chehre ko nihaarne laga
vidu ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha
uske gulabi hont kaanp rahe the
main apne hont vidu ki gardan pe rakhke uski gardan chumne laga
tabhi gate knock hone laga
main vidu ke upar se uth gaya aur bed ke neeche chhip gaya
vidu jaake gate kholi
saamne vanya khadi thi
vanya vidu ko apne sath le gayi
main chhipte hue vidu ke room se nikla
aur bnani ke room mein gaya
bnani room mein nahi thi
main bmami ke paas pahuncha jo kitchen mein thi
bmami- kya hua dilip
itne ghabraye hue kyun ho
dilip- bnani kahan hain
mandir gayi hain tum bhi na
dilip- bnani theek ho gayi
bmami- tum jab theek ho gaye toh main unhe bata di ki tum theek ho gaye ho
aur unki aadat hai ki jab tumhari tabiyat theek hoti hai toh woh bhi theek ho jaati hain
dilip- aap majak toh nahi kar rahi hain
bmami- main apne pyare damaj ji se jhuth kabhi bol sakti hoon
[main jaise hi kitchen se bahar nikla kisi se takra gaya
yeh koi aur nahi vanya thi
vanya- apne room mein rehne ke bajaye yahan kya kar rahe ho
[peeche se bmami aur cmami ke hansne ki awaaj aane lagi
dilip- tumhe hi dhund raha tha
vanya- kyun
dilip- chalo batata hoon
[aur main vanya ka hath pakad liya
tv dekh rahi megha aur sunita hume dekhke hansne lagi
vanya bhi sharma rahi thi
main apne room mein pahuncha
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- ek kiss do na
vanya- maa ke saamne mera hath pakadke mujhe kamre mein laake
kitne besharam ho gaye ho
dilip- apni vanya ko ek kiss bhi nahi kar sakta
kya main itna bura hoon
[vanya mujhe kiss karne lagi
main bhi vanya ke pyare honto ko chusne laga
jab humare hont alag hue
toh vanya sharma gayi...
main bhi vanya ke pyare honto ko chusne laga
jab humare hont alag hue
toh vanya sharma gayi
main vanya ke dono hath ko apne hath mein thaam liya
vanya apna sir neeche kiye hui thi
dilip- khush toh ho na humare shaadi hone ja rahi hai
[vanya apni gardan haa mein hila di
dilip- waise main do ladkiyo se pyar karta hoon
aur dono ko koi aitraaz nahi hai
kya main jaan sakta hoon aisa kyun
vanya- kyunki tum bahut achche ho
ek baat batao kya tum alina se bhi pyar
[vanya chup ho gayi
dilip- main alina se pyar nahi karta hoon
vanya- 1 hafte ka waqt hai tumhare paas
please alina ko apna lo
dilip- 1 hafta kyun
vanya- humari shaadi hai
dilip- sach mein
[vanya sharma gayi
tabhi koi gate knock karne laga
vanya sakpaka gayi aur mujhe dhakka de di
main jaldi se bed pe jaake let gaya vanya samajh gayi
vanya gate kholi
main sahi socha saamne vidu khadi thi
vidu apne hath bandhke kabhi vanya ko dekhti kabhi mujhe
vidu- chal bahar inki teesri inse milne aayi hai
[aur vidu vanya ko leke bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad alina andar aayi main bed pe baith gaya
alina wahi gate pe khadi thi
dilip- alina tum kab se formality dikhane lagi
[meri baat sunke alina mere paas aagayi
main usko baithne ko bola woh baith gayi
dilip- kuch kehna chahti ho
alina- main bas yeh puchna chahti hoon ki kya tum mujhse apni marji se shaadi karna chahte ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi karna chahti
aur waise bhi takleef toh tumhe hogi
kyunki meri teesri shaadi tumse hogi
shayad taane sunne pade khud ko chhota mehsus karo
itni badi doctor hoke third wife
aur waise bhi main hamesha gaon mein hi rahunga
alina- tumhe aisa lagta hai ki main aisi baato pe dhyan dungi
meri izzat maan sammaan sab tumse hai
tumhari najar mein main agar tumharti biwi hoon
toh phir mere liye koi bhi cheez maayne nahi rakhti
[alina ki aisi mahaan baatein sunke man kiya ki use gale laga loon
lekin thodi jaldbaji hoti
dilip- mere dil mein tumhari jagah hai
lekin pehle hi bata doon
tumse pyar nahi karta
alina- main tumse pyar karti hoon yahi mere liye bahut hai
[aur alina aage badhke mere gaal choom li
alina- best of luck
[aur alina bahar chali gayi
thodi der baad main bnani ke room mein gaya
bnani bed pe leti hui thi
main unke pairo ke paas baith gaya
dilip- itne din ho gaye main aap se milne nahi aaya
shayad main aapko ab pehle wala dilip nahi lagta
[bnani uthke baith gayi
aur mere sir pe hath pheri
bnani- tujhse naraz nahi hoon dil toh tera dilip ka hi hai
bas ab thak gayi hoon duniyadaari se
ab bas aaram karna chahti hoon
mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
hamesha khush rehna
aur ab aisa kuch mat karna ki kisi ko kuch khona pade
[bnani ki baat main samajh gaya tha
koi mujhe guilty samjhe ya na samjhe mera bhai meri hi wajah se is duniya mein nahi hai
bnani dilip se bahut pyar karti thi
bhale hi mera poora pariwaar mujhe ab dilip maanta ho
lekin bnani ke liye main dilip nahi hoon
pata hi nahi chala kab meri aankho se ansu behne lage
gala bhar aaya tha
bnani ki haalat dekhke
main vidu ke kamre mein chala gaya
lekin vidu kamre mein nahi thi
phir main vanya ke room mein gaya
vanya kuch likh rahi thi
main vanya ke paas gaya
vanya mujhe dekhte hi mere gale lag gayi.
dilip- main ghar pahuncha toh sab meri class lene baith gaye
kisi tarah main unse peecha chhudaake apne room mein aaya
raat toh ho hi chuki thi
phir hum sab sath milke khana khane lage
khana khate waq kabhi main vidu ko dekhta kabhi vanya ko
dono jab mujhe dekhi ki main unhe hi dekh raha hoon toh sharma gayi
bmami- damad ji khana khaiye yeh sab toh karte hi rahenge aap
[main apni gardan neeche kar liya
meri behne hansne lagi
lekin mujhe isse kya faraq padega
main wapas chupke se dono ko dekhne laga
bmami apna sir peet li
khana khane ke baad bmami meri paas aayi
sath mein meri behne cmami kmaasi bhi thi
main hoshiyaar ho gaya
bmami- kal se shaadi ki taiyaari shuru ho rahi hai
toh aapki ek madad chahiye
dilip- meri madad
bmami- haan mere bhole daamaad ji
aapki madad
aap abhi se vidya vanya aur alina se baat nahi kar sakenge
[mera toh heart fail hone ko aagaya
dilip- kyun
bmami- rasm hai aur aapko maan ni padegi
dilip- yeh kaisi rasm hai
[mera reaction dekhke meri behne hansne lagi
bmami- aap humari baat nahi maanenge
dilip- main aisa kab kaha
kya yeh jaruri hai
bmami- humare maan sammaan ki baat hai
dilip- whatsapp pe baat kar sakte hain
[meri baat sunke bmami cmami kmaasi aur mere behne khilkhila ke hans padi
dilip- is mein hansne waali konsi baat hai
bmami- theek hai baat kar sakte hain
[main khushi se uchal pada aur apne room mein aaya
ab saala whatsapp pe account banana padega
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti mein ek baat aayi
aur lukkha naam se apni id banaya
aur vidu ko messege kiya
kaisi ho jaane mann jaane jigar jaane tamanna
suna hai tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai
apni shaadi mein is naacheez ko invite nahi karogi
[theek 5 minute baad messege aaya
vidu- jee bilkul bulaungi aapko apni shaadi mein
bas apna address bhej dijiye
card bhejwa deti hoon
[vidu ke iss jawab se main shock ho gaya
ki meri vidu kisi aur ladke se itne pyar se baat kar rahi hai
sara mood kharab ho gaya
phir main vidu ko aur koi messege nahi kiya
lekin main vanya ko jarur kiya
aap ke ghar mein baby hai
[turant reply aaya nahi
main wapas reply kiya
mere ko ek mauka denge baby ho jaenge
[thodi der vanya ka jo reply aaya tauba tauba itni gandi gandi gaali likhi thi vanya ne
main toh aisi gaali suna bhi nahi tha
upar se ek reply nahi aaya 4 messege kam se kam ab toh gaali ka stock khatam ho chuka tha
man kiya apna sar peet lu
phir main samajh gaya ki vanya ke sath majak bahut bhaari pad sakta hai
socha alina se bhi baat kar hi leta hoon
tabhi messege aaya
vidu ka tha
vidu- kyun pati dev ji jee man toh bhar gaya hoga itni gaali sunke aur sunte agar vanya ke paas main na jaati
aur use yeh na batati ki messege aap kar rahe hain
bade aaye the majak karne wale
vanya toh ro rahi hai
ki woh aapko kaisi kaisi baate keh di
ab use aap manayenge kaise ek taraf aap humse baat nahi kar sakte dusri taraf aap agar vanya ko nahi manayenge toh woh aise hi roti rahegi
aur jab tak aap vanya ko nahi manayenge mujhse baat mat kijiyega
matlab no messege
[main apna sir pakadke baith gaya
aur apne aapko kosne laga
kya jarurat thi mujhe aisi waahiyaat baat likhne ki
ab ro rahi hai vanya kaise chup karau
upar se vidu koi idea toh de deti vanya ko manane ka...
