Update 83
upar se vidu koi idea toh de deti vanya ko manane ka
ho sakta hai unke paas koi idea na ho tabhi toh boli ki sms bhi mat karna
aise hi 30 minute beet gaye
tabhi mere mobile pe messege aaya
alina ka messege tha
alina- itna kya soch rahe ho baat nahi karna hai
maaji dekhne ko thode hi mana ki hai
aur na hi chhune ko
[alina ka sms padhke sabse pehle main yeh socha yeh jo meri hone waali teen biwiya hai
ek dusre ki baat pata kahan se kar leti hain
phir main utha khufiya gate khola
ab main sabke saamne vanya ke room mein toh nahi ja sakta tha na
lekin mere commando waale dimaag ki ghanti baji
dil toh mera bahut sensetive tha
lekin dimaag nahi
main socha ki vidu ko pata kaise chala ki lukkha naam ki id meri hai
dusri teeno ek sath kya kar rahi hain
aur teesri aur sabse badi baat
vidu mujhse baat nahi karengi apne pati dev se
aisa toh ho nahi sakta
lekin main dil ke hatho majboor tha
isi liye main khufiya raaste se vanya ke room mein pahuncha
room mein koi nahi tha
main wapas khufiya raaste se vidu ke room mein gaya
wahan bhi koi nahi thi
khufiya raaste ko use karne ke baad main gate pe ek lakdi ka tukda rakh deta tha
khufiya gate band na ho jae isi liye
ab last room tha alina ka
jaise hi main alina ke gate ka room halka saj khola
main chaunk gaya
meri vidu vanya aur alina ek line mein baithi thi
aur mere behne un teeno ka mobile leke ched rahi thi
upar se meri teeno hone waali biwiyo ke hatho mein mehndi lagi thi
jahan tak main janta hoon mehndi ki rasm aaj toh nahi honi thi
aruna kuch keh rahi thi avni se bilkul khufiya gate ke saamne khadi hoke
avni- di aap toh kabhi masti nahi karti thi
aaj yeh idea kahan se sujha
aruna- masti na karne ki wajah thi ki main aur vidya di sabse badi hain
lekin ab jab main jaan gayi hoon ki dilip i mean shakti hum sabse bade hain
toh main masti kyun na karu
waise bhi itne dino baad ek bada bhai mila hai
mujhe bhi haq hai usko tang karne ka
samajh gayi na meri bholi avantika
[main kya socha tha aur kya hai yeh aruna mujhe tang karne ke liye yeh sab kar rahi hai
haa kyun nahi aruna aur meri sab behne wapas sheher chali jayengi meri shaadi ke baad unki padhai bhi toh hai
vanya ko bhi toh aur padhna hai
warna duniya kya sochegi mere baare mein
ek commando ki biwi duswi topper
dusry biwi mba
aur teesri biwi doctor woh bhi dimaag ki
aur main ek commando hote hue bhi duswi pass
par ismein bhi apna hi maza hai
phir main apne room mein aake let gaya
theek raat 2 baje main vidu ke room mein pahuncha
vidu ke mobile se apna chat delete kiya
aur phone mein lock bhi laga diya
night bulb ki roshni mein vidu is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki lag rahi thi
meri vidu meri hone waali pehli biwi
par haaye re meri kismat
vidu ki aankh khul gayi
woh kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use chup rehne ka ishaara kiya
woh apni gardan haan mein hila di
main yahan kyun aaya hoon
vidu ishaare se puchi
ab kya batata apna bekaar sa idea flop karne aaya hoon
vidu apna gaal mere gaal pe ragad di
main hosh mein aaya
aapse milne aaya hoon
vidu ko ishaare se bataya
vidu sharma gayi
waise vidu ke hatho se mehndi utri nahi thi
aaj kal fast mehndi lagayi jaati hai
lekin meri waali slow mehndi hi lagai thi
dheere dheere rang pakadne waali
ek baar phir vidu apne gaal mere gaal mein ragad di
main vidu ke mathe ko choom liya
aur apne dil pe hath rakh diya
jaise keh raha hoon
aaj aap aur bhi haseen lag rahi hain
vidu ek baar phir sharma gayi
phir main vidu ko apni aankhein band karne ko bola ki ab so jaiye
jaise hi woh apni aankhein band ki
main vidu ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar aagaya..
main vidu ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar aagaya
phir main pahuncha vanya ke room mein
vanya jaag rahi thi
jab main vanya ke paas pahuncha toh woh mujhe dekhke shock ho gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
pata nahi kyun
main usse pucha kya hua
woh apna munh mirror ki taraf kar di
main samajh gaya ki vanya mujhe mirror mein dekhne ko bol rahi hai
main mirror ke saamne jaake khada ab mera munh khula ka khula reh gaya
aisa lag raha tha ki mere ek gaal pe makeup laga hua hai
main samajh gaya ki jab vidu apne gaal ko mere gaal se ragadi hogi tab yeh sab hua hoga
main vanya ke paas jaake baith gaya
vanya kuch ishara karti usse pehle hi main apne makeup waale gaal ko vanya ke gaal pe ragad diya
vanya sharma gayi
dil phenk aashique kahenge ab log mujhe
lekin vanya sharmate hue aur bhi haseen dikhti hai
phir main vanya ke mathe pe kiss kiya
aur uske gulabi honto ko dekh ke apna aapa khone laga
lekin kya karu rasm
jo beech mein aagayi
main vanya se pucha abhi tak soyi nahi
woh ishaare se batayi ki neend hi nahi aarahi hai
main vanya ke gaalo pe hath phera aur vanya ka sir apni god mein rakh liya
vanya ko ishaara kiya ki apni aankhein band karke so jao
vanya apni aankhein band kar li
main vanya ke mathe ko sehlaane laga thodi der baad jab mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki vanya so gayi hai
toh main uske phone ke sath bhi wohi kiya jo vidu ke phone ke sath kiya tha
phir main vanya ke room se bahar aagaya
main dekha ki nmami ke room ki light on hai
main seedhiyo se neeche aaya aur jaise hi nmami ke room mein jhanka meri aankhein hairat se phail gayi
badi mami ki god mein nayi mami apna sar rakkhe hui thi
aur bmami nmami ke sar mein tel malish kar rahi thi
waise main khush bhi tha aur jaan ne ke liye utsuk bhi ki yeh chamatkaar aakhir hua kaise
lekin abhi mujhe kuch aur karna tha
phir main pahuncha alina ke room mein
aisa lag raha tha ki alina ro rahi hai main dabe paon bina awaj kiye bed ke paas pahuncha
aur dekha ki alina meri photo ko apne seene se lagaye ro rahi thi
main wohi pe baith gaya
alina ke hath mein mehndi ka halka rang laga tha
shayad woh mehndi dho li thi
main bhi kya karu dil manta hi nahi hai
vidu se main pyar karta hoon vanya se mera dil
lekin alina se main pyar kaise karu
vidu aur vanya ko koi faraq nahi padta
lekin mujhe padta hai
main yeh sab sochne mein laga tha
tabhi alina bol padi
alina- hey handsome kya soch rahe ho ki main dukhi hoon is liye ro rahi hoon
na main toh bahut khush hoon ki meri shaadi tumse hone ja rahi hai
woh mujhe maa ki bahut yaad aarahi hai
tumhari vidya aur vanya ke paas sab kuch hai
aur tum bhi
lekin mere paas na meri maa na hi mera woh freind shakti hai jo har waqt gusse mein hi rehta tha
ab toh tum badal gaye ho
chehra bhi dil bhi
sorry main akayli hoon na isi liye kabhi kabhi ro leti hoon
tumhe ek baat batani hai
jis din humari shaadi ho rahi hai usi din main tumhe shaadi se pehle ek baar phir i love u bolungi
theek hai shayad bhagwaan mera pyar mujhe de de
aur nahi bhi dega toh koi shikayat nahi hogi
akayle rehne ki aadat hai na.....
shayad bhagwaan mera pyar mujhe de de
aur nahi bhi dega toh koi shikayat nahi hogi
akayle rehne ki aadat hai na
[main wohi pe baitha alina ki baat sunta raha
jab alina so gayi toh main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
aur apne room mein aagaya
alina apne aap ko akayli samajhti hai
lekin jab usse meri shaadi hogi toh woh bhi meri biwi hogi
main use bhi utna hi maan sammaan dunga jitna vidu aur vanya ko deta hoon
phir main so gaya
subah hum sab nashta kar rahe the
lekin meri teen deviya mujhe dekh bhi nahi rahi thi
main bhi chup chaap nashta kiya
aur apne room mein aagaya
thodi der baad main lakhan ke paas gaya
aur use bol diya ki shaadi ka ek card arvind ji ko aur ek card akhil ko de aaye
lakhan turant chala gaya
phir main apne papa ko phone kiya
dilip- meri shaadi ho rahi hai aur aap mere paas hi nahi hain
papa- bas ab retire ho raha hoon
do din mein aajaunga tumhare paas
dilip- papa aap resign kar rahe hain
papa- haan
dilip- par kyun main resign karu toh chalta hai
aap kyun kar rahe hain
papa- kyunki ab mere bete ki shaadi hone ja rahi hai
aur ab main thak bhi gaya hoon
dilip- jaldi aajaiye aap ke bina shaadi kaise karunga
[phone cut ho gaya
ab koi kaam toh tha nahi
toh main apna kuch kaam karne laga
papa mere liye mera laptop chhod gaye the
phir aise hi din beet te gaye
arvnid ji bhi aagaye mujhse milke meri tabiyat ke baare mein puchne lage
phir unhone mujhe bataya ki ek din pehle home minister ke khilaaf aise sabut mile hain
jo use phaansi ke takhte pe chadhayega
main muskura diya
arvind ji mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lage
jaise puch rahe ho yeh tumne kiya hai
main apni gardan haan mein hila diya
phir arvind ji shaadi se ek din pehle aane ka vaada karke chale gaye
agle din akhil bhi aagaya
apni aarushi ke sath
mere gale lag gaya
main use apne se alag kiya
aur uske sath bithke baate karne laga
woh hairaan tha ki meri 18 saal ki umra mein hi teen shaadi ho rahi hai
phir main use bataya ki meri memory chali gayi thi aur mere chehre ki surgery ki gayi
aur meri age 25 saal hai
akhil ko toh yakeen nahi hua
phir main use bataya apni poory story
akhil- kya tu sachmein mujhe apna dost maanta hai
dilip- tujhe apna bhai maanta hoon
akhil- agar mujhse koi galti ho jae toh kya tu mujhe maaf kar dega
dilip- kar dunga
akhil- main tujhse sirf ek hi jhuth bola hoon
ki main pehle chor tha
main chor nahi tha mujhe raajveer sir ne tujhpe najar rakhne ko bola tha
dilip- tujhe kya laga mujhe yeh baat pata nahi thi
kaun maanega ki tere jaisa lukkha ghanto mein ministers ki puri kundli nikaal le
waise ek baat bata arushi se sachmein tu pyar karta hai
akhil- abe woh kahani puri sachchi thi
sach mein us mla ko main marna chahta tha
dilip- tu bhi commando hai
akhil- main sirf najar rakhta hoon
dilip- tu shaadi kab karega
akhil- 6 mahina baad
[phir main apne papa se mila unho ne mujhe bataya ki jab main sheher aaya tha
[cmama ke ghar
tab unhe mera pata chala tha
aur yeh bhi ki meri memory ja chuki hai
isi liye unhone meri madad ke liye akhil ko bheja tha
meri shaadi agle din thi
ek hafta aise beeta jaise ek lamha beet ta hai
rocky bhi aaya hua tha
pichhle do dino se main apni hone waali biwiyo se nahi mila tha....
pichhle do dino se main apni hone waali biwiyo se nahi mila tha
isi liye thodi jhunjlahat hone lagi thi
upar se messege karke bhi baat nahi ho paa rahi thi
shaadi ke shor gul mein main kho sa gaya tha
tabhi meri najar aruna pe padi
kisi soch mein doobi hui thi
main jaise hi uske paas pahuncha woh mujhe dekhke aage badh gayi
pata nahi kya ho gaya tha aruna ko
kuch dino se naa ke barabar mujhse baat kar rahi thi
main megha se pucha ki aruna itna chup chup kyun hai
megha- mujhe nahi pata 2 din se woh khamosh rehti hain jyada baat nahi karti hain
agar koi kuch puche toh sirf jawab deti hain
[megha ki baat sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya
ki aruna kisi takleef mein hai
main soch liya ki aaj main aruna se baat karke rahunga
phir main raat hone ka wait karne laga
jab raat hui toh main aruna ke room pe gaya gate knock kiya
aruna gate kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
shayad kuch soch rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha bahut royi hai
aankhein laal jo thi
dilip- aruna
[meri awaj sunke aruna hosh mein aayi
aruna- kuch chahiye
dilip- aap se baat karni hai
aruna- meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- bas 2 minute baat karunga
[ aruna gate band kar di mujhe yakeen nahi hua
ki aruna mere munh pe gate band kar di
aisi konsi baat hai
main apne room mein aaya aur khufiya raaste se aruna ke room mein gaya
aruna ek photo ko dekhke ro rahi thi
main light on kar diya
aruna hadbada ke woh photo apne takiye ke neeche chhipa li
aur jab aruna mujhe dekhi toh shock ho gayi
main aruna ke paas gaya
dilip- kya baat hai
aruna- koi baat nahi hai
aur kisi ke room mein aise aana theek nahi hai
[aruna mujhse najre chura ke baat kar rahi thi
dilip- aruna baat kya hai
aruna- mujhe pareshaan mat kijiye
dilip- aapko meri kasam
aruna- kyun mujhe pareshaan kar rahe hain aap
mujhe akayla chhod dijiye
[main khada hua aur ek jhatke mein bed pe pada takiya uthake woh tasveer utha liya
isse pehle ki main woh tasveer dekhta aruna lapak ke woh tasveer mere hath se chhin li
lekin main turant woh tasveer wapas aruna ke hath se chheen liya
aruna- mujhe yeh tasveer dijiye please
dilip- main bhi toh dekhu ki kaun hai woh jiski wajah se aap ro rahi hain
aruna- dilip
[aruna lagbhag cheek padi
dilip- itna kyun ro rahi ho mere is tasveer ko dekhne se koi bhuchaal thode hi aajayega
[aruna kuch kehti usse pehle hi main us tasveer ko ghuma diya
tasveer pe najar padte hi mere dimaag ne kaam karna band kar diya
main kabhi tasveer ko dekhta
aur kabhi roti hui aruna ko
main aruna ka kandha pakda
dilip- yeh kya hai
[main cheekh pada
[aruna ghutno ke bal baithke apne dono hatho se apna munh chhipake rone lagi
main bhi aruna ke paas baith gaya
aur uske dono hath pakadke uske chehre se hataya
dilip- yeh sab kya hai
aruna- kya hoga tumhari tasveer hai
keh rahi thi mat dekho
ab pata chal hi gaya hai toh bhi kya faraq padega
please chale jao mujhe akayla chhod
dilip- yeh sab kab hua
aruna- mujhe kisi se bhi is baare mein baat nahi karni hai
aap ki kal shaadi hai
aap uspe dhyan dijiye
aur jaake so jaiye
dilip- tumhe lagta hai ki mujhe neend aayegi
yeh jante hue bhi ki tum mujhse pyar karti ho
mujhe sirf itna batao ki yeh sab kab hua
aruna- [rote hue] mujhe khud nahi pata ki main kab tumse pyar karne lagi
dilip- batayi kyun nahi
aruna- bata ke bhi kya karti
jab tak ehsaas hua ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi...
ho sakta hai unke paas koi idea na ho tabhi toh boli ki sms bhi mat karna
aise hi 30 minute beet gaye
tabhi mere mobile pe messege aaya
alina ka messege tha
alina- itna kya soch rahe ho baat nahi karna hai
maaji dekhne ko thode hi mana ki hai
aur na hi chhune ko
[alina ka sms padhke sabse pehle main yeh socha yeh jo meri hone waali teen biwiya hai
ek dusre ki baat pata kahan se kar leti hain
phir main utha khufiya gate khola
ab main sabke saamne vanya ke room mein toh nahi ja sakta tha na
lekin mere commando waale dimaag ki ghanti baji
dil toh mera bahut sensetive tha
lekin dimaag nahi
main socha ki vidu ko pata kaise chala ki lukkha naam ki id meri hai
dusri teeno ek sath kya kar rahi hain
aur teesri aur sabse badi baat
vidu mujhse baat nahi karengi apne pati dev se
aisa toh ho nahi sakta
lekin main dil ke hatho majboor tha
isi liye main khufiya raaste se vanya ke room mein pahuncha
room mein koi nahi tha
main wapas khufiya raaste se vidu ke room mein gaya
wahan bhi koi nahi thi
khufiya raaste ko use karne ke baad main gate pe ek lakdi ka tukda rakh deta tha
khufiya gate band na ho jae isi liye
ab last room tha alina ka
jaise hi main alina ke gate ka room halka saj khola
main chaunk gaya
meri vidu vanya aur alina ek line mein baithi thi
aur mere behne un teeno ka mobile leke ched rahi thi
upar se meri teeno hone waali biwiyo ke hatho mein mehndi lagi thi
jahan tak main janta hoon mehndi ki rasm aaj toh nahi honi thi
aruna kuch keh rahi thi avni se bilkul khufiya gate ke saamne khadi hoke
avni- di aap toh kabhi masti nahi karti thi
aaj yeh idea kahan se sujha
aruna- masti na karne ki wajah thi ki main aur vidya di sabse badi hain
lekin ab jab main jaan gayi hoon ki dilip i mean shakti hum sabse bade hain
toh main masti kyun na karu
waise bhi itne dino baad ek bada bhai mila hai
mujhe bhi haq hai usko tang karne ka
samajh gayi na meri bholi avantika
[main kya socha tha aur kya hai yeh aruna mujhe tang karne ke liye yeh sab kar rahi hai
haa kyun nahi aruna aur meri sab behne wapas sheher chali jayengi meri shaadi ke baad unki padhai bhi toh hai
vanya ko bhi toh aur padhna hai
warna duniya kya sochegi mere baare mein
ek commando ki biwi duswi topper
dusry biwi mba
aur teesri biwi doctor woh bhi dimaag ki
aur main ek commando hote hue bhi duswi pass
par ismein bhi apna hi maza hai
phir main apne room mein aake let gaya
theek raat 2 baje main vidu ke room mein pahuncha
vidu ke mobile se apna chat delete kiya
aur phone mein lock bhi laga diya
night bulb ki roshni mein vidu is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki lag rahi thi
meri vidu meri hone waali pehli biwi
par haaye re meri kismat
vidu ki aankh khul gayi
woh kuch bolti usse pehle hi main use chup rehne ka ishaara kiya
woh apni gardan haan mein hila di
main yahan kyun aaya hoon
vidu ishaare se puchi
ab kya batata apna bekaar sa idea flop karne aaya hoon
vidu apna gaal mere gaal pe ragad di
main hosh mein aaya
aapse milne aaya hoon
vidu ko ishaare se bataya
vidu sharma gayi
waise vidu ke hatho se mehndi utri nahi thi
aaj kal fast mehndi lagayi jaati hai
lekin meri waali slow mehndi hi lagai thi
dheere dheere rang pakadne waali
ek baar phir vidu apne gaal mere gaal mein ragad di
main vidu ke mathe ko choom liya
aur apne dil pe hath rakh diya
jaise keh raha hoon
aaj aap aur bhi haseen lag rahi hain
vidu ek baar phir sharma gayi
phir main vidu ko apni aankhein band karne ko bola ki ab so jaiye
jaise hi woh apni aankhein band ki
main vidu ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar aagaya..
main vidu ke gaal pe kiss kiya
aur room se bahar aagaya
phir main pahuncha vanya ke room mein
vanya jaag rahi thi
jab main vanya ke paas pahuncha toh woh mujhe dekhke shock ho gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
pata nahi kyun
main usse pucha kya hua
woh apna munh mirror ki taraf kar di
main samajh gaya ki vanya mujhe mirror mein dekhne ko bol rahi hai
main mirror ke saamne jaake khada ab mera munh khula ka khula reh gaya
aisa lag raha tha ki mere ek gaal pe makeup laga hua hai
main samajh gaya ki jab vidu apne gaal ko mere gaal se ragadi hogi tab yeh sab hua hoga
main vanya ke paas jaake baith gaya
vanya kuch ishara karti usse pehle hi main apne makeup waale gaal ko vanya ke gaal pe ragad diya
vanya sharma gayi
dil phenk aashique kahenge ab log mujhe
lekin vanya sharmate hue aur bhi haseen dikhti hai
phir main vanya ke mathe pe kiss kiya
aur uske gulabi honto ko dekh ke apna aapa khone laga
lekin kya karu rasm
jo beech mein aagayi
main vanya se pucha abhi tak soyi nahi
woh ishaare se batayi ki neend hi nahi aarahi hai
main vanya ke gaalo pe hath phera aur vanya ka sir apni god mein rakh liya
vanya ko ishaara kiya ki apni aankhein band karke so jao
vanya apni aankhein band kar li
main vanya ke mathe ko sehlaane laga thodi der baad jab mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki vanya so gayi hai
toh main uske phone ke sath bhi wohi kiya jo vidu ke phone ke sath kiya tha
phir main vanya ke room se bahar aagaya
main dekha ki nmami ke room ki light on hai
main seedhiyo se neeche aaya aur jaise hi nmami ke room mein jhanka meri aankhein hairat se phail gayi
badi mami ki god mein nayi mami apna sar rakkhe hui thi
aur bmami nmami ke sar mein tel malish kar rahi thi
waise main khush bhi tha aur jaan ne ke liye utsuk bhi ki yeh chamatkaar aakhir hua kaise
lekin abhi mujhe kuch aur karna tha
phir main pahuncha alina ke room mein
aisa lag raha tha ki alina ro rahi hai main dabe paon bina awaj kiye bed ke paas pahuncha
aur dekha ki alina meri photo ko apne seene se lagaye ro rahi thi
main wohi pe baith gaya
alina ke hath mein mehndi ka halka rang laga tha
shayad woh mehndi dho li thi
main bhi kya karu dil manta hi nahi hai
vidu se main pyar karta hoon vanya se mera dil
lekin alina se main pyar kaise karu
vidu aur vanya ko koi faraq nahi padta
lekin mujhe padta hai
main yeh sab sochne mein laga tha
tabhi alina bol padi
alina- hey handsome kya soch rahe ho ki main dukhi hoon is liye ro rahi hoon
na main toh bahut khush hoon ki meri shaadi tumse hone ja rahi hai
woh mujhe maa ki bahut yaad aarahi hai
tumhari vidya aur vanya ke paas sab kuch hai
aur tum bhi
lekin mere paas na meri maa na hi mera woh freind shakti hai jo har waqt gusse mein hi rehta tha
ab toh tum badal gaye ho
chehra bhi dil bhi
sorry main akayli hoon na isi liye kabhi kabhi ro leti hoon
tumhe ek baat batani hai
jis din humari shaadi ho rahi hai usi din main tumhe shaadi se pehle ek baar phir i love u bolungi
theek hai shayad bhagwaan mera pyar mujhe de de
aur nahi bhi dega toh koi shikayat nahi hogi
akayle rehne ki aadat hai na.....
shayad bhagwaan mera pyar mujhe de de
aur nahi bhi dega toh koi shikayat nahi hogi
akayle rehne ki aadat hai na
[main wohi pe baitha alina ki baat sunta raha
jab alina so gayi toh main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
aur apne room mein aagaya
alina apne aap ko akayli samajhti hai
lekin jab usse meri shaadi hogi toh woh bhi meri biwi hogi
main use bhi utna hi maan sammaan dunga jitna vidu aur vanya ko deta hoon
phir main so gaya
subah hum sab nashta kar rahe the
lekin meri teen deviya mujhe dekh bhi nahi rahi thi
main bhi chup chaap nashta kiya
aur apne room mein aagaya
thodi der baad main lakhan ke paas gaya
aur use bol diya ki shaadi ka ek card arvind ji ko aur ek card akhil ko de aaye
lakhan turant chala gaya
phir main apne papa ko phone kiya
dilip- meri shaadi ho rahi hai aur aap mere paas hi nahi hain
papa- bas ab retire ho raha hoon
do din mein aajaunga tumhare paas
dilip- papa aap resign kar rahe hain
papa- haan
dilip- par kyun main resign karu toh chalta hai
aap kyun kar rahe hain
papa- kyunki ab mere bete ki shaadi hone ja rahi hai
aur ab main thak bhi gaya hoon
dilip- jaldi aajaiye aap ke bina shaadi kaise karunga
[phone cut ho gaya
ab koi kaam toh tha nahi
toh main apna kuch kaam karne laga
papa mere liye mera laptop chhod gaye the
phir aise hi din beet te gaye
arvnid ji bhi aagaye mujhse milke meri tabiyat ke baare mein puchne lage
phir unhone mujhe bataya ki ek din pehle home minister ke khilaaf aise sabut mile hain
jo use phaansi ke takhte pe chadhayega
main muskura diya
arvind ji mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lage
jaise puch rahe ho yeh tumne kiya hai
main apni gardan haan mein hila diya
phir arvind ji shaadi se ek din pehle aane ka vaada karke chale gaye
agle din akhil bhi aagaya
apni aarushi ke sath
mere gale lag gaya
main use apne se alag kiya
aur uske sath bithke baate karne laga
woh hairaan tha ki meri 18 saal ki umra mein hi teen shaadi ho rahi hai
phir main use bataya ki meri memory chali gayi thi aur mere chehre ki surgery ki gayi
aur meri age 25 saal hai
akhil ko toh yakeen nahi hua
phir main use bataya apni poory story
akhil- kya tu sachmein mujhe apna dost maanta hai
dilip- tujhe apna bhai maanta hoon
akhil- agar mujhse koi galti ho jae toh kya tu mujhe maaf kar dega
dilip- kar dunga
akhil- main tujhse sirf ek hi jhuth bola hoon
ki main pehle chor tha
main chor nahi tha mujhe raajveer sir ne tujhpe najar rakhne ko bola tha
dilip- tujhe kya laga mujhe yeh baat pata nahi thi
kaun maanega ki tere jaisa lukkha ghanto mein ministers ki puri kundli nikaal le
waise ek baat bata arushi se sachmein tu pyar karta hai
akhil- abe woh kahani puri sachchi thi
sach mein us mla ko main marna chahta tha
dilip- tu bhi commando hai
akhil- main sirf najar rakhta hoon
dilip- tu shaadi kab karega
akhil- 6 mahina baad
[phir main apne papa se mila unho ne mujhe bataya ki jab main sheher aaya tha
[cmama ke ghar
tab unhe mera pata chala tha
aur yeh bhi ki meri memory ja chuki hai
isi liye unhone meri madad ke liye akhil ko bheja tha
meri shaadi agle din thi
ek hafta aise beeta jaise ek lamha beet ta hai
rocky bhi aaya hua tha
pichhle do dino se main apni hone waali biwiyo se nahi mila tha....
pichhle do dino se main apni hone waali biwiyo se nahi mila tha
isi liye thodi jhunjlahat hone lagi thi
upar se messege karke bhi baat nahi ho paa rahi thi
shaadi ke shor gul mein main kho sa gaya tha
tabhi meri najar aruna pe padi
kisi soch mein doobi hui thi
main jaise hi uske paas pahuncha woh mujhe dekhke aage badh gayi
pata nahi kya ho gaya tha aruna ko
kuch dino se naa ke barabar mujhse baat kar rahi thi
main megha se pucha ki aruna itna chup chup kyun hai
megha- mujhe nahi pata 2 din se woh khamosh rehti hain jyada baat nahi karti hain
agar koi kuch puche toh sirf jawab deti hain
[megha ki baat sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya
ki aruna kisi takleef mein hai
main soch liya ki aaj main aruna se baat karke rahunga
phir main raat hone ka wait karne laga
jab raat hui toh main aruna ke room pe gaya gate knock kiya
aruna gate kholke mujhe dekhne lagi
shayad kuch soch rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha bahut royi hai
aankhein laal jo thi
dilip- aruna
[meri awaj sunke aruna hosh mein aayi
aruna- kuch chahiye
dilip- aap se baat karni hai
aruna- meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- bas 2 minute baat karunga
[ aruna gate band kar di mujhe yakeen nahi hua
ki aruna mere munh pe gate band kar di
aisi konsi baat hai
main apne room mein aaya aur khufiya raaste se aruna ke room mein gaya
aruna ek photo ko dekhke ro rahi thi
main light on kar diya
aruna hadbada ke woh photo apne takiye ke neeche chhipa li
aur jab aruna mujhe dekhi toh shock ho gayi
main aruna ke paas gaya
dilip- kya baat hai
aruna- koi baat nahi hai
aur kisi ke room mein aise aana theek nahi hai
[aruna mujhse najre chura ke baat kar rahi thi
dilip- aruna baat kya hai
aruna- mujhe pareshaan mat kijiye
dilip- aapko meri kasam
aruna- kyun mujhe pareshaan kar rahe hain aap
mujhe akayla chhod dijiye
[main khada hua aur ek jhatke mein bed pe pada takiya uthake woh tasveer utha liya
isse pehle ki main woh tasveer dekhta aruna lapak ke woh tasveer mere hath se chhin li
lekin main turant woh tasveer wapas aruna ke hath se chheen liya
aruna- mujhe yeh tasveer dijiye please
dilip- main bhi toh dekhu ki kaun hai woh jiski wajah se aap ro rahi hain
aruna- dilip
[aruna lagbhag cheek padi
dilip- itna kyun ro rahi ho mere is tasveer ko dekhne se koi bhuchaal thode hi aajayega
[aruna kuch kehti usse pehle hi main us tasveer ko ghuma diya
tasveer pe najar padte hi mere dimaag ne kaam karna band kar diya
main kabhi tasveer ko dekhta
aur kabhi roti hui aruna ko
main aruna ka kandha pakda
dilip- yeh kya hai
[main cheekh pada
[aruna ghutno ke bal baithke apne dono hatho se apna munh chhipake rone lagi
main bhi aruna ke paas baith gaya
aur uske dono hath pakadke uske chehre se hataya
dilip- yeh sab kya hai
aruna- kya hoga tumhari tasveer hai
keh rahi thi mat dekho
ab pata chal hi gaya hai toh bhi kya faraq padega
please chale jao mujhe akayla chhod
dilip- yeh sab kab hua
aruna- mujhe kisi se bhi is baare mein baat nahi karni hai
aap ki kal shaadi hai
aap uspe dhyan dijiye
aur jaake so jaiye
dilip- tumhe lagta hai ki mujhe neend aayegi
yeh jante hue bhi ki tum mujhse pyar karti ho
mujhe sirf itna batao ki yeh sab kab hua
aruna- [rote hue] mujhe khud nahi pata ki main kab tumse pyar karne lagi
dilip- batayi kyun nahi
aruna- bata ke bhi kya karti
jab tak ehsaas hua ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi...
