Update 84
jab tak ehsaas hua ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi
[main bas aruna ko sisakte hue dekhta raha
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha ki ab main kya karu
sab kuch ho chuka hai
meri teen shaadi ho rahi hai
aur ab aruna
main aruna ke ansu pocha
aur use bed pe bithaya
dilip- tum kya chahti ho
aruna- main toh bas tumhe khush dekhna chahti hoon
mujhe maaf kar do kal tumhari shaadi hai aur aaj main yeh sab karne baith gayi
dilip- suicide toh nahi karogi na
[meri baat sunke aruna muskura di
aruna- main itni bhi weak nahi hoon
dilip- pehle bata deti toh
aruna- toh mujhse chauthi shaadi karte
yeh mat bhoolo ki alina ko tum chahte nahi ho phir bhi usse shaadi kar rahe ho
dilip- alina se sirf is liye shaadi kar raha hoon
kyunki usi ki wajah se aaj main apne pyar aur pariwaar ke sath hoon
aruna- main tum se kuch maangna chahti hoon
dilip- kya
aruna- apni aankhein band karo
[main apni ankhein band kar liya
pata nahi alina kya karna chahti thi
tabhi alina mere hont choom li
yeh bas kuch pal ke liye tha
main apni ankhein khol diya
aruna mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- ab main jata hoon
aruna- pata hai tumse pyar karna bade garv ki baat hai
[main apne room mein aagaya
peeche aruna meri photo ko seene se lagaye roti rahi
agle din subah mein koi mere room ka gate jor jor se peet raha tha
main bed se utha aur gate khola
saamne avni megha sunita kavya aur karuna khadi thi
sab andar aagayi
aur mere bed pe baith gayi
avni- aap so rahe hai aapki aaj shaadi hai aur aap abhi tak so rahe hai
megha- mujhe laga tha ki aap toh dulha banke tayyar honge
dilip- shaadi ko abhi 6 ghante hain
sunita- lagta hai aapko shaadi karne ka man nahi hai
[kya fayda abhi dulha banke tayyar ho jaunga aur meri dulhane shaadi ke 30 minute pehle aayengi
[lekin meri behne bhi mujhse do kadam aage thi
aakhir mujhe puri tarah se dulha banake neeche le gayi
aur mere aasan pe bitha di
meri najar toh meri deviyo ko dhund rahi thi
lekin woh toh dikh hi nahi rahi thi
gaon ki saari ladkiya haveli aayi thi
aur mujhe dekhke hans rahi thi
pandit ji apne kaam mein lage the
bmama aur papa kuch baat kar rahe the
papa- tum sach bataoge ki tum teesri shaadi ke liye maan kaise gaye
bmama- humari vidya se pucho
papa- tumhari beti bhi tumhari tarah ziddi hai
bmama- tum soch rahe hoge ki cousins mein shaadi ho rahi hai
toh gaon waalo ne aur dusre gaon ke thakuro ne react kyun nahi kiya
papa- sab se powerfull toh tum hi ho
tumhare khilaaf kaun jayega
bmama- tumhara beta aur kaun
papa- tumhara hi bhanja hai
waise tumhe shukriya kehna chahta hoon ki tumne mujhe maaf kar diya
bmama- haan nafrat ki aag mein jalne se achcha hai kisi ko maaf kar dena
papa- lekin mujhe abhi bhi lag raha hai ki itna shant mahaul hai
aas paas ke gaon aise hain jahan pyar karne waalo ko maut ke ghaat utaar diya jata hai
yahan toh tum apni beti ki shaadi apne bhanje se kar rahe ho
aag lag jaani chahiye thi
bmama- tum bilkul nahi badle kahi bhi negetive ho jaate ho
poori tayyaari hai chief minister sahab khud aarahe hain shaadi mein
unke saamne kaun himmat karega awaj uthane ki
papa- aur agar cm hi awaj utha baitha toh
bmama- toh phir defence minister hai na suraj narayan singh badi maa ke bade bhai
[pata nahi bmama aur papa kya baate kar rahe the
lekin mujhe chain nahi mil raha tha
apni dulhano ke bina...
jab tak ehsaas hua ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi
[main bas aruna ko sisakte hue dekhta raha
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha ki ab main kya karu
sab kuch ho chuka hai
meri teen shaadi ho rahi hai
aur ab aruna
main aruna ke ansu pocha
aur use bed pe bithaya
dilip- tum kya chahti ho
aruna- main toh bas tumhe khush dekhna chahti hoon
mujhe maaf kar do kal tumhari shaadi hai aur aaj main yeh sab karne baith gayi
dilip- suicide toh nahi karogi na
[meri baat sunke aruna muskura di
aruna- main itni bhi weak nahi hoon
dilip- pehle bata deti toh
aruna- toh mujhse chauthi shaadi karte
yeh mat bhoolo ki alina ko tum chahte nahi ho phir bhi usse shaadi kar rahe ho
dilip- alina se sirf is liye shaadi kar raha hoon
kyunki usi ki wajah se aaj main apne pyar aur pariwaar ke sath hoon
aruna- main tum se kuch maangna chahti hoon
dilip- kya
aruna- apni aankhein band karo
[main apni ankhein band kar liya
pata nahi alina kya karna chahti thi
tabhi alina mere hont choom li
yeh bas kuch pal ke liye tha
main apni ankhein khol diya
aruna mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- ab main jata hoon
aruna- pata hai tumse pyar karna bade garv ki baat hai
[main apne room mein aagaya
peeche aruna meri photo ko seene se lagaye roti rahi
agle din subah mein koi mere room ka gate jor jor se peet raha tha
main bed se utha aur gate khola
saamne avni megha sunita kavya aur karuna khadi thi
sab andar aagayi
aur mere bed pe baith gayi
avni- aap so rahe hai aapki aaj shaadi hai aur aap abhi tak so rahe hai
megha- mujhe laga tha ki aap toh dulha banke tayyar honge
dilip- shaadi ko abhi 6 ghante hain
sunita- lagta hai aapko shaadi karne ka man nahi hai
[kya fayda abhi dulha banke tayyar ho jaunga aur meri dulhane shaadi ke 30 minute pehle aayengi
[lekin meri behne bhi mujhse do kadam aage thi
aakhir mujhe puri tarah se dulha banake neeche le gayi
aur mere aasan pe bitha di
meri najar toh meri deviyo ko dhund rahi thi
lekin woh toh dikh hi nahi rahi thi
gaon ki saari ladkiya haveli aayi thi
aur mujhe dekhke hans rahi thi
pandit ji apne kaam mein lage the
bmama aur papa kuch baat kar rahe the
papa- tum sach bataoge ki tum teesri shaadi ke liye maan kaise gaye
bmama- humari vidya se pucho
papa- tumhari beti bhi tumhari tarah ziddi hai
bmama- tum soch rahe hoge ki cousins mein shaadi ho rahi hai
toh gaon waalo ne aur dusre gaon ke thakuro ne react kyun nahi kiya
papa- sab se powerfull toh tum hi ho
tumhare khilaaf kaun jayega
bmama- tumhara beta aur kaun
papa- tumhara hi bhanja hai
waise tumhe shukriya kehna chahta hoon ki tumne mujhe maaf kar diya
bmama- haan nafrat ki aag mein jalne se achcha hai kisi ko maaf kar dena
papa- lekin mujhe abhi bhi lag raha hai ki itna shant mahaul hai
aas paas ke gaon aise hain jahan pyar karne waalo ko maut ke ghaat utaar diya jata hai
yahan toh tum apni beti ki shaadi apne bhanje se kar rahe ho
aag lag jaani chahiye thi
bmama- tum bilkul nahi badle kahi bhi negetive ho jaate ho
poori tayyaari hai chief minister sahab khud aarahe hain shaadi mein
unke saamne kaun himmat karega awaj uthane ki
papa- aur agar cm hi awaj utha baitha toh
bmama- toh phir defence minister hai na suraj narayan singh badi maa ke bade bhai
[pata nahi bmama aur papa kya baate kar rahe the
lekin mujhe chain nahi mil raha tha
apni dulhano ke bina...
dilip- tumko jo achcha lage woh kaho
sunita- bhaiya aap toh ek dum maasoom hain
aap ka ab kya hoga
[yeh sunke sabhi hansne lage
tabhi main dhyan diya ki aruna nahi dikhi
raat ko mere sath woh achche se baat ki thi
megha- bhaiya kahan kho gaye
dilip- aruna kahan hai
megha- unki tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- tum sab meri biwiyo ka khyaal rakkho
main aruna se milne ja raha hoon
[yeh kehke main aruna ke room pe pahuncha
gate ko hath lagate hi gate khul gaya
main andar gaya aruna nahi thi
ek ek karke main har ek room mein dekh liya lekin aruna kahi nahi thi
ab mujhe chinta hone lagi thi
kyunki aruna ghar mein kahin pe bhi nahi thi
main kisi ko pareshaan bhi nahi karna chahta tha
main rocky ke paas gaya
rocky bhi kuch pareshaan dikh raha tha
dilip- kya hua
rocky- kuch nahi
dilip- rocky
rocky- teri behen aruna robert ke paas hai
dilip- what the fuck
tera dimaag toh kharab nahi ho gaya hai
woh yahan kya karne aayega
rocky- ek aur buri khabar hai
[aaj rocky mera heartfail hi karwana chahta tha
rocky- teri biwi alina kisi aur ki nahi robert ki hi beti hai
dilip- dekh rocky agar tu majak kar raha hai toh tujhe jaan se maar dunga
rocky- aise waqt pe main majak karunga
dilip- tera matlab hai ki italy ke top 10 don mein se ek mera sasur hai
aur meri behen uske paas hai
lekin meri toh usse koi dushmani nahi hai
rocky- woh chahta hai ki tu use alina de de
aur woh aruna ko wapas kar dega
dilip- woh janta hai ki meri shaadi alina se ho chuki hai
rocky- yes aur use koi faraq nahi padta
woh bas alina ko apne sath italy le jaana chahta hai
dilip- get ready one to three
rocky- sach mein
[main apni gardan haa mein hila diya
aur apni biwiyo ke paas pahuncha
ek toh pata nahi chal raha tha ki alina kaun hai
dilip- aap mein se jo alina hai apna hath utha dijiye
[shukar hai ek hath utha di
main uska hath pakda aur apne room mein leke aagaya
saare ghar waale mujhe dekhke shock ho gaye
abhi shaam bhi nahi hui thi aur main apni ek biwi ko apne sath le ja raha tha
main apne room mein pahuncha aur gate lock kar diya
aur alina ka ghunghat dheere se utha diya
alina mujhe dekhke sharma gayi
dilip- mujhpe wishvaas karti ho
[alina thodi der mujhe dekhi
aur apni gardan haa mein hila di
dilip- main tumhare sath kabhi galat kar sakta hoon
alina- nahi
dilip- agar tum mujhse dil se pyar karti ho toh mere sath chalo aur mujhse baat mat karna
[alina ko dekhke main samajh gaya tha ki meri baato se woh bahut takleef mein hai
[phir main alina ka hath pakda
itna waqt nahi tha ki main kapde badal saku
tabhi koi gate knock karne laga
main jaake gate khola
saamne meri behne meri dono dulhano ko leke khadi thi
phir woh wapas chali gayi hanste hue
main apni dono biwiyo ka hath pakadke apne andar laaya
aur gate band kar diya
phir main dono ka ghunghat uthaya
yeh dono bhi sharma rahi thi
dilip- main alina ko kahin leke jaa raha hoon
jald hi laut aaunga
vidu- kahan le ja rahe hain
dilip- kuch jaruri kaam hai
vanya- aisa kya jaruri kaam hai
dilip- samjha karo na
vanya- jaane dijiye didi
[aur vanya naraz ho gayi
vidu- theek hai hum apne room mein ja rahe hain
aap jab aajaiyega toh hume bata dijiyega
[aur meri dono biwiya room se bahar chali gayi
alina abhi bhi mujhe hi dekh rahi thi...
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi
[main bas aruna ko sisakte hue dekhta raha
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha ki ab main kya karu
sab kuch ho chuka hai
meri teen shaadi ho rahi hai
aur ab aruna
main aruna ke ansu pocha
aur use bed pe bithaya
dilip- tum kya chahti ho
aruna- main toh bas tumhe khush dekhna chahti hoon
mujhe maaf kar do kal tumhari shaadi hai aur aaj main yeh sab karne baith gayi
dilip- suicide toh nahi karogi na
[meri baat sunke aruna muskura di
aruna- main itni bhi weak nahi hoon
dilip- pehle bata deti toh
aruna- toh mujhse chauthi shaadi karte
yeh mat bhoolo ki alina ko tum chahte nahi ho phir bhi usse shaadi kar rahe ho
dilip- alina se sirf is liye shaadi kar raha hoon
kyunki usi ki wajah se aaj main apne pyar aur pariwaar ke sath hoon
aruna- main tum se kuch maangna chahti hoon
dilip- kya
aruna- apni aankhein band karo
[main apni ankhein band kar liya
pata nahi alina kya karna chahti thi
tabhi alina mere hont choom li
yeh bas kuch pal ke liye tha
main apni ankhein khol diya
aruna mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- ab main jata hoon
aruna- pata hai tumse pyar karna bade garv ki baat hai
[main apne room mein aagaya
peeche aruna meri photo ko seene se lagaye roti rahi
agle din subah mein koi mere room ka gate jor jor se peet raha tha
main bed se utha aur gate khola
saamne avni megha sunita kavya aur karuna khadi thi
sab andar aagayi
aur mere bed pe baith gayi
avni- aap so rahe hai aapki aaj shaadi hai aur aap abhi tak so rahe hai
megha- mujhe laga tha ki aap toh dulha banke tayyar honge
dilip- shaadi ko abhi 6 ghante hain
sunita- lagta hai aapko shaadi karne ka man nahi hai
[kya fayda abhi dulha banke tayyar ho jaunga aur meri dulhane shaadi ke 30 minute pehle aayengi
[lekin meri behne bhi mujhse do kadam aage thi
aakhir mujhe puri tarah se dulha banake neeche le gayi
aur mere aasan pe bitha di
meri najar toh meri deviyo ko dhund rahi thi
lekin woh toh dikh hi nahi rahi thi
gaon ki saari ladkiya haveli aayi thi
aur mujhe dekhke hans rahi thi
pandit ji apne kaam mein lage the
bmama aur papa kuch baat kar rahe the
papa- tum sach bataoge ki tum teesri shaadi ke liye maan kaise gaye
bmama- humari vidya se pucho
papa- tumhari beti bhi tumhari tarah ziddi hai
bmama- tum soch rahe hoge ki cousins mein shaadi ho rahi hai
toh gaon waalo ne aur dusre gaon ke thakuro ne react kyun nahi kiya
papa- sab se powerfull toh tum hi ho
tumhare khilaaf kaun jayega
bmama- tumhara beta aur kaun
papa- tumhara hi bhanja hai
waise tumhe shukriya kehna chahta hoon ki tumne mujhe maaf kar diya
bmama- haan nafrat ki aag mein jalne se achcha hai kisi ko maaf kar dena
papa- lekin mujhe abhi bhi lag raha hai ki itna shant mahaul hai
aas paas ke gaon aise hain jahan pyar karne waalo ko maut ke ghaat utaar diya jata hai
yahan toh tum apni beti ki shaadi apne bhanje se kar rahe ho
aag lag jaani chahiye thi
bmama- tum bilkul nahi badle kahi bhi negetive ho jaate ho
poori tayyaari hai chief minister sahab khud aarahe hain shaadi mein
unke saamne kaun himmat karega awaj uthane ki
papa- aur agar cm hi awaj utha baitha toh
bmama- toh phir defence minister hai na suraj narayan singh badi maa ke bade bhai
[pata nahi bmama aur papa kya baate kar rahe the
lekin mujhe chain nahi mil raha tha
apni dulhano ke bina...
jab tak ehsaas hua ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
tab tak tumhari shaadi tay ho chuki thi
[main bas aruna ko sisakte hue dekhta raha
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha ki ab main kya karu
sab kuch ho chuka hai
meri teen shaadi ho rahi hai
aur ab aruna
main aruna ke ansu pocha
aur use bed pe bithaya
dilip- tum kya chahti ho
aruna- main toh bas tumhe khush dekhna chahti hoon
mujhe maaf kar do kal tumhari shaadi hai aur aaj main yeh sab karne baith gayi
dilip- suicide toh nahi karogi na
[meri baat sunke aruna muskura di
aruna- main itni bhi weak nahi hoon
dilip- pehle bata deti toh
aruna- toh mujhse chauthi shaadi karte
yeh mat bhoolo ki alina ko tum chahte nahi ho phir bhi usse shaadi kar rahe ho
dilip- alina se sirf is liye shaadi kar raha hoon
kyunki usi ki wajah se aaj main apne pyar aur pariwaar ke sath hoon
aruna- main tum se kuch maangna chahti hoon
dilip- kya
aruna- apni aankhein band karo
[main apni ankhein band kar liya
pata nahi alina kya karna chahti thi
tabhi alina mere hont choom li
yeh bas kuch pal ke liye tha
main apni ankhein khol diya
aruna mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- ab main jata hoon
aruna- pata hai tumse pyar karna bade garv ki baat hai
[main apne room mein aagaya
peeche aruna meri photo ko seene se lagaye roti rahi
agle din subah mein koi mere room ka gate jor jor se peet raha tha
main bed se utha aur gate khola
saamne avni megha sunita kavya aur karuna khadi thi
sab andar aagayi
aur mere bed pe baith gayi
avni- aap so rahe hai aapki aaj shaadi hai aur aap abhi tak so rahe hai
megha- mujhe laga tha ki aap toh dulha banke tayyar honge
dilip- shaadi ko abhi 6 ghante hain
sunita- lagta hai aapko shaadi karne ka man nahi hai
[kya fayda abhi dulha banke tayyar ho jaunga aur meri dulhane shaadi ke 30 minute pehle aayengi
[lekin meri behne bhi mujhse do kadam aage thi
aakhir mujhe puri tarah se dulha banake neeche le gayi
aur mere aasan pe bitha di
meri najar toh meri deviyo ko dhund rahi thi
lekin woh toh dikh hi nahi rahi thi
gaon ki saari ladkiya haveli aayi thi
aur mujhe dekhke hans rahi thi
pandit ji apne kaam mein lage the
bmama aur papa kuch baat kar rahe the
papa- tum sach bataoge ki tum teesri shaadi ke liye maan kaise gaye
bmama- humari vidya se pucho
papa- tumhari beti bhi tumhari tarah ziddi hai
bmama- tum soch rahe hoge ki cousins mein shaadi ho rahi hai
toh gaon waalo ne aur dusre gaon ke thakuro ne react kyun nahi kiya
papa- sab se powerfull toh tum hi ho
tumhare khilaaf kaun jayega
bmama- tumhara beta aur kaun
papa- tumhara hi bhanja hai
waise tumhe shukriya kehna chahta hoon ki tumne mujhe maaf kar diya
bmama- haan nafrat ki aag mein jalne se achcha hai kisi ko maaf kar dena
papa- lekin mujhe abhi bhi lag raha hai ki itna shant mahaul hai
aas paas ke gaon aise hain jahan pyar karne waalo ko maut ke ghaat utaar diya jata hai
yahan toh tum apni beti ki shaadi apne bhanje se kar rahe ho
aag lag jaani chahiye thi
bmama- tum bilkul nahi badle kahi bhi negetive ho jaate ho
poori tayyaari hai chief minister sahab khud aarahe hain shaadi mein
unke saamne kaun himmat karega awaj uthane ki
papa- aur agar cm hi awaj utha baitha toh
bmama- toh phir defence minister hai na suraj narayan singh badi maa ke bade bhai
[pata nahi bmama aur papa kya baate kar rahe the
lekin mujhe chain nahi mil raha tha
apni dulhano ke bina...
dilip- tumko jo achcha lage woh kaho
sunita- bhaiya aap toh ek dum maasoom hain
aap ka ab kya hoga
[yeh sunke sabhi hansne lage
tabhi main dhyan diya ki aruna nahi dikhi
raat ko mere sath woh achche se baat ki thi
megha- bhaiya kahan kho gaye
dilip- aruna kahan hai
megha- unki tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- tum sab meri biwiyo ka khyaal rakkho
main aruna se milne ja raha hoon
[yeh kehke main aruna ke room pe pahuncha
gate ko hath lagate hi gate khul gaya
main andar gaya aruna nahi thi
ek ek karke main har ek room mein dekh liya lekin aruna kahi nahi thi
ab mujhe chinta hone lagi thi
kyunki aruna ghar mein kahin pe bhi nahi thi
main kisi ko pareshaan bhi nahi karna chahta tha
main rocky ke paas gaya
rocky bhi kuch pareshaan dikh raha tha
dilip- kya hua
rocky- kuch nahi
dilip- rocky
rocky- teri behen aruna robert ke paas hai
dilip- what the fuck
tera dimaag toh kharab nahi ho gaya hai
woh yahan kya karne aayega
rocky- ek aur buri khabar hai
[aaj rocky mera heartfail hi karwana chahta tha
rocky- teri biwi alina kisi aur ki nahi robert ki hi beti hai
dilip- dekh rocky agar tu majak kar raha hai toh tujhe jaan se maar dunga
rocky- aise waqt pe main majak karunga
dilip- tera matlab hai ki italy ke top 10 don mein se ek mera sasur hai
aur meri behen uske paas hai
lekin meri toh usse koi dushmani nahi hai
rocky- woh chahta hai ki tu use alina de de
aur woh aruna ko wapas kar dega
dilip- woh janta hai ki meri shaadi alina se ho chuki hai
rocky- yes aur use koi faraq nahi padta
woh bas alina ko apne sath italy le jaana chahta hai
dilip- get ready one to three
rocky- sach mein
[main apni gardan haa mein hila diya
aur apni biwiyo ke paas pahuncha
ek toh pata nahi chal raha tha ki alina kaun hai
dilip- aap mein se jo alina hai apna hath utha dijiye
[shukar hai ek hath utha di
main uska hath pakda aur apne room mein leke aagaya
saare ghar waale mujhe dekhke shock ho gaye
abhi shaam bhi nahi hui thi aur main apni ek biwi ko apne sath le ja raha tha
main apne room mein pahuncha aur gate lock kar diya
aur alina ka ghunghat dheere se utha diya
alina mujhe dekhke sharma gayi
dilip- mujhpe wishvaas karti ho
[alina thodi der mujhe dekhi
aur apni gardan haa mein hila di
dilip- main tumhare sath kabhi galat kar sakta hoon
alina- nahi
dilip- agar tum mujhse dil se pyar karti ho toh mere sath chalo aur mujhse baat mat karna
[alina ko dekhke main samajh gaya tha ki meri baato se woh bahut takleef mein hai
[phir main alina ka hath pakda
itna waqt nahi tha ki main kapde badal saku
tabhi koi gate knock karne laga
main jaake gate khola
saamne meri behne meri dono dulhano ko leke khadi thi
phir woh wapas chali gayi hanste hue
main apni dono biwiyo ka hath pakadke apne andar laaya
aur gate band kar diya
phir main dono ka ghunghat uthaya
yeh dono bhi sharma rahi thi
dilip- main alina ko kahin leke jaa raha hoon
jald hi laut aaunga
vidu- kahan le ja rahe hain
dilip- kuch jaruri kaam hai
vanya- aisa kya jaruri kaam hai
dilip- samjha karo na
vanya- jaane dijiye didi
[aur vanya naraz ho gayi
vidu- theek hai hum apne room mein ja rahe hain
aap jab aajaiyega toh hume bata dijiyega
[aur meri dono biwiya room se bahar chali gayi
alina abhi bhi mujhe hi dekh rahi thi...
