Update 88
[aur main vidu ke hont chum liya
phir main room se bahar aagaya aur pahuncha vanya ke room pe
shukar hai sab soye hue the
main gate ko hath lagaya
ek jhatke mein gate khul gaya
bed pe vanya soyi hui thi
lekin yeh kya na hi room saja tha aur na bed phoolo se saja tha
isse bhi badi baat vanya apne shaadi ke jode mein nahi simple sa tshirt aur trouser pehne hui thi
pata nahi kya ho raha tha
par vanya se toh maafi maangna hi tha
toh main gate lock kar diya
main bed pe hi baith gaya
vanya ke pairo ke paas
sote hue vanya kitni pyari lag rahi thi
yeh main aaj dekh raha tha
abhi 6 baje the
toh main shuru ho gaya
woh kya hai na vanya uthegi meri dhulai karegi
aur phir khud hi rone lagegi
toh utthak baithak karne laga
abhi 50 tak hi pahuncha tha ki alarm bajne laga
vanya apni aankhein malne lagi
phir uthke baith gayi
lekin vanya ki aankhein abhi band thi
vanya takiya ke neeche apna hath daali aur ek photo nikali
us photo ko apne dono hatho mein pakad ke apne chehre ke saamne leke aayi
aur apni aankhein khol di
us photo ko dekhke vanya bachchi ki tarah use chumne lagi
vanya- good morning mere bail
[aur tabhi vanya ki najar mujhpe padi
jo uthak baithak kar raha paseene se bheeg chuka tha
vanya ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
vanya ek jhatke mein bed se utarke mere paas aagayi
main abhi bhi uthak baithak kar raha tha
vanya- dilip yeh kya hai
kya hua rukoge bhi
dilip- mujhe maaf kar do
vanya- achcha maaf kiya ab ruko
[aur vanya mera hath pakadke bed pe bitha di
vanya- yeh kya kar rahe the
dilip- apne aap ko saza de raha tha
vanya- kyun
dilip- kal raat tumhare paas
vanya- main tumse koi shikayat ki
ki tum mere paas kyun nahi aaye
kal didi ka room hi tayyar hua tha
mujhe aur alina ko pata tha ki tum didi ke room mein hi jaoge
kyunki pehla haq tumpe didi ka hi hai
dilip- tum mujhse naraz toh nahi ho
vanya- nahi hoon tumse naraz
yeh bataiye ki kitni der se aap utthak baithak kar rahe the
dilip- time ka toh pata nahi lekin 110 ho gaya tha
[thodi der tak vanya mujhe dekhti rahi
chatak ek thappad mere gaal pe maar di
main apne gaal pe hath rakh diya
toh vanya mere dusre gaal pe bhi thappad maar di
meri shakal rone jaisi ho gayi
vanya- bewakoof gadhe dimaag hai ki nahi
khali hath pair chalake hi commando ban gaye
kisne kaha tha ki uthak baithak karo
bina mujhse baat kiye tum chal pade apne aap ko saza dene
aage se aisa kiye ho toh main tumhe chhodungi nahi
[vanya ka pyar dekhke mujhe apni kismat pe garv hone laga
vanya jab mujhe chup dekhi toh mere dono hath pakadke mere gaal se hatayi
aur mere gaal sehlane lagi
vanya- kyu aisi harkat karte ho
aur main kyun tumpe hath utha ti hoon
please bura mat maan na
chaho toh tum bhi thappad maar lo
apne pati pe hath utha di main
dilip- galti karunga aur agar nahi maarogi toh shayad tumse door ho jaun
vanya- dard ho raha hai
dilip- nahi
vanya- main janti hoon tum jhuth bol rahe ho
[aur vanya mere chehre ko hatho mein pakadke apne hont mere maathe pe rakhke chum li
phir mere gaalo ko mere chehre ke har hisse ko chumne lagi
vanya- dard kam hua
[main apni gardan na mein hilaya
vanya hans di aur mere honto pe apne hont rakh di
hum ek dusre ke honto ko chumne lage
[waise aaj mere sath ulta ho gaya
mujhe maar is liye padi ki main yeh socha ki vanya mujhse naraz hogi
sahi kehti hai vanya main uska bail hoon
uske bina reh hi nahi sakta
vanya mere seene se lagi hui thi...
sahi kehti hai vanya main uska bail hoon
uske bina reh hi nahi sakta
vanya mere seene se lagi hui thi
dilip- ek baat batao
tumhe jalan nahi hoti ki ab main tumse door rehta hoon
vanya- lagta hai tumhe maar khane mein bahut maja aata hai
dilip- are meri pyari vanya tum jab mujhe maarti ho toh man karta hai ki tumse maar khata hi rahu
vanya- rehne do agar maar khane mein maja aata toh apne gaal pe hath nahi rakhte
dilip- woh toh main dekh raha tha ki tum mujhe aur maarti ho ki nahi
waise 7 baj chuke hain
aur ab tumhe fresh ho jana chahiye
vanya- time kitni jaldi beet jata hai na
ab tum jao
dilip- haan pata hai meri teesri biwi mera intezar kar rahi hai
kamaal hai pehli ke paas jao toh woh dusri ke paas jaane ko kehti hai
dusri ke paas jata hoon toh woh teesri ke paas jaane ko kehti hai
vanya- mere bhole pati jyada socha mat karo
[vanya ki baat sunke main muskura diya
aur vanya ke room se bahar aake alina ke room pe pahuncha
gate ko hath lagate hue hi gate khul gaya
alina apne laptop pe kuch kaam kar rahi thi
main jaake alina ke paas baith gaya
alina ek najar mujhe dekhi
aur wapas khatpat karne lagi
thodi der tak main aise hi alina ko dekhta raha phir main alina ki aankho se uska bada sa chashma utaar diya
alina are are karti reh gayi
alina- kya kar rahe ho
main kaam kar rahi hoon
do mera chashma
dilip- pehle batao kya kar rahi ho
alina- woh ek naya case aaya hai
usi pe kaam kar rahi hoon
dilip- kaisa case
alina- ek aadmi pakda gaya hai
use kuch yaad nahi hai
par department ko yakeen nahi hai
toh mujhe unhe batana hai ki uski sachchaayi kaise saamne layi jaye
dilip- india mein kaunsi department aagayi
alina- interpol
dilip- waah waise case read karne ke baad kya idea mila tumhe
alina- koi idea nahi
dilip- shaadi ke baad yahi hota hai
alina- mujhe kaam karna hai ya toh chup raho
ya phir apni dusri wife ke paas jao
dilip- kitni rood ho tum
achcha ek baat batao
jo aadmi pakda gaya hai uski family hai
alina- ek behen hai
dilip- sahi socha tha main
ek idea hai
alina- batao
dilip- pehle vaada karo agar mera idea kaam kar gaya toh main jo maangunga dogi
alina- promise
dilip- idea yeh hai ki department aisi photo banaye jismein us aadmi ki behen ko bahut buri tarah se maara gaya hai
alina- par uski behen ka koi pata nahi hai
dilip- uski photo banani hai
uske milne ya na milne se kya faraq padta hai
alina- mera chasma doge tabhi toh type karungi
[main alina ke hath se laptop le liya aur idea type karke send kar diya
aur laptop band karke side mein rakh diya
alina- kya bachcho jaisi harkat kar rahe ho
dilip- raat bhar soyi kyun nahi
alina- abhi 1 ghante pehle hi uthi hoon
dilip- tum bologi aur main maan lunga
alina- aaj tum bahut handsome dikh rahe ho
dilip- baat mat badlo
alina- gussa kyun ho rahe ho
woh mujhe neend hi nahi aayi
dilip- meri wajah se tumhe dukh pahuncha hai
alina- no
dilip- are toh wajah bataogi
alina- main tumhari biwi hoon
dilip- itna khush ho gayi ki raat bhar soyi nahi
alina- tum mere liye meri life se badhke ho
dilip- isi liye kaam karne mein itna busy thi nahi
alina- woh main dekhna chahti thi ki tum he koi faraq padta hai ki nahi
[alina shayad yeh sochti hai ki main use kam pyar karta hoon
lekin pyar kam ya jyada nahi hota
pyar sirf pyar hota hai..
alina shayad yeh sochti hai ki main use kam pyar karta hoon
lekin pyar kam ya jyada nahi hota
sirf pyar hota hai
alina- kya hua kahan kho gaye
dilip- tumhare baare mein soch raha hoon
alina- aaj kitna achcha din hai
dilip- abhi subah hai
alina- thandi thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai
dilip- roj chalti hai
alina- tum
[main alina ke honto pe apni ungli rakh diya
dilip- ghumaake phiraake baat karna kab se shuru kar di tum
mere liye badalne ki jarurat nahi hai
tum jaisi bhi ho meri wife ho aur main tumse pyar karta hoon
alina- sorry aur please mujhe galat mat samajhna
woh woh woh
mujhe kiss karo na
dilip- ek baar phir se bolo
alina- karna hai toh karo warna rehne do
mujhe sharmana nahi aata
mera bachpan yahan nahi beeta hai
dilip- kahan ki baat kahan le ja rahi ho
[alina munh phulake baith gayi]
gussa kyun hoti ho mujhe pata hai ki tumhare dil mein koi baat aati hai toh tum bol deti ho
meri taraf dekho alina
[alina meri taraf nahi dekhi
main alina ka kandha pakadke apni taraf ghumaya
aur alina dobara dusri taraf ghumti usse pehle hi main apne hont alina ke hont pe rakh diya
mujhse pehle hi alina mere honto ko chusne lagi
main alina ki kamar mein hath daalke use apni god mein bitha liya
aur uske honto ko chusne laga
alina mujhe pehli baar kiss kar rahi thi
mere honto ke har hisse ko chus rahi thi
main bhi alina ke honto ko bade pyar se chus raha tha
hum dono pata nahi kitne der tak ek dusre ke honto ko chuste rahe phir main apne hont alina ke hont se alag kiya
dilip- tumne aisa kyun kaha ki
bura mat maanna
alina- maine suna hai ki agar koi ladki bold hai toh indian men use kuch aur samajhte hain
dilip- tumhari tarah main bhi italy mein hi bada hua hoon
mujhe pata hai ki italy in sab baato mein america se bhi aage hai
waise yeh tumhara pehla kiss tha lekin kya kiss tha
alina- tumhe kaise pata ki yeh mera pehla kiss tha
dilip- mere siwa tumhari najar kahin aur gayi hi nahi hai
alina- ab jao mujhe kaam karna hai
dilip- kya kaam kaam kar rahi ho
thodi der chup raho
[aur main alina ko apne seene se laga liya
alina ko kuch jyada hi josh aagaya
aur woh kuch jyada hi jor se mere seene se lag gayi
dilip- alina
alina- hmmm
dilip- tum bahut hi achchi ho
alina- tum bhi bahut achche ho
mujhe pata hai ki main tumhari life mein rahu ya na rahu tumhari life chalti hi rahegi
lekin tum agar mere life se chale gaye toh main jee nahi paungi
dilip- main janta hoon
[thodi der baad main apne room mein aagaya aur kapde badalke neeche gaya
main dekha vidu kitchen mein thi
aur meri behne bhi
meri behne vidu ko shayad chhed rahi thi
tabhi bmama aur papa aate hue mujhe dikhayi diye
thodi der baad hum sab nashta karne lage
bmami kmaasi bnani ke sath mandir chali gayi
meri behne mujhe chhedne lagi
tabhi rocky aagaya
rocky ke sath main ghar se bahar aagaya
kuch jaruri baat karke woh sheher chala gaya
phir cmama aur cmami bhi sheher chale gaye
kavya aur karuna bhi chali gayi
thodi der tahalne ke baad main apne room mein gaya toh meri teeno biwiya tv dekh rahi thi
main jaake vidu ki god mein apna sar rakhke let gaya
tv pe kapil sharma ki film kis kis ko pyar karu de raha tha
movie khatam hote hi
vanya meri taraf dekhi
vanya- koi chauthi bhi hai
dilip- kya matlab
vanya- matlab tumhe achche se pata hai
jyada bhole mat bano
dilip- vanya acting mat karo tv dekho
alina- acting tum kar rahe ho
dilip- ab tumhe kya ho gaya
vanya- sach sach batao
dilip- uski teen shaadi haadse mein hui
aur chauthi jisse woh pyar karta tha
vanya- tum saare mard ek jaise hote ho
[tabhi mere phone pe sms aaya
rocky ka hi sms tha
abhi toh shuruat hai
waise manjhli bhabhi ko main hi bola tha ki colors pe ek bahut hi badhiya film de rahi hai
[main daant peeske reh gaya
koi baat nahi beta teri sirf ek aajaye phir main teri band bajaunga...
main daant peeske reh gaya
koi baat nahi beta teri sirf ek aajaye phir main teri band bajaunga
vanya- kahan kho gaye
jarur apni chauthi ke baare mein soch rahe ho
dilip- yeh tum kya keh rahi ho
alina- wohi jo tum humse chhipa rahe ho
dilip- alina aag mein patrol dalna band karogi
alina- dekha agar tum sachche hote toh is tarah gussa nahi hote
[main vidu ki taraf dekha jo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- aap kuch nahi bolengi
vidu- main kaha kuch keh rahi hoon
vanya- didi pe gussa kyun ho rahe ho
dilip- ek minute idhar aao
[vanya jaise hi mere paas aayi main use apne seene se laga liya]
ab bolo kya keh rahi thi
meri chauthi hai
vanya- mujhe toh alina yeh sab karne ko kahi thi
[alina ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
dilip- toh yeh sab tumhara idea tha haan
alina- kab se tumhare saamne hi baithi hoon
dilip- mera band bajane ke liye
alina- sorry
[alina apne kaan pakad li]
dilip- 2 jagah khaali hai aap dono ke liye
[alina bhi mere seene se lag gayi
dilip- aapko alag se invitation dena padega
[aur vidu bhi mere seene se lag gayi
phir hum tv dekhne lage
lekin saala kismat hi kharab hai
main jhat se tv off kar diya
vanya- chalne do na
alina- film achchi lag rahi hai
dilip- mujhe nahi dekhna tv
vidu- superhit film hai no entry
dilip- aap ko bhi masti sujh rahi hai
vidu- main kitchen mein ja rahi hoon
alina- main bhi chalti hoon
[vidu aur alina kitchen mein chali gayi
mujhe neend aarahi thi toh main vanya ki god mein sar rakhke so gaya
udhar jab vidu aur alina kitchen mein pahunchi
alina- aap sab kuch bana leti hain
vidu- haan
alina- main sirf omlet aur coffee hi bana paati hoön
vidu- seekhna hai
alina- aap seekhayengi
vidu- lagta hai tum mujhe apna nahi samajhti
alina- aisa nahi hai bas kabhi itni badi family mein nahi rahi
toh pata nahi kisse kya baat karni chahiye
vidu- tum doctor hi ho na
[alina vidu ko dekhne lagi]
mera matlab hai ek doctor nervous ho rahi hai
aur waise tum mujhse 6 mahine hi chhoti ho
toh aap aap karna band karo
alina- nahi kar sakti
vidu- kyun
alina- dilip hum teeno mein sabse jyada aap ke kareeb hai
aur woh toh aapko tum bhi nahi kehta
toh main kaise keh sakti hoön
vidu- tum ab bhi job karogi
alina- nahi ab main bahut thak gayi hoon
ab dilip ki sewa karungi
vidu- main bhi yahi karne waali hoon
[vidu aur alina hansne lagi
phir dono milke khana banane lagi
thodi der baad bnani kmaasi aur bmami mandir se wapas aagayi
bnani apne room mein chali gayi
bmami aur kmaasi kitchen mein gayi
bmami- tum dono kya kar rahi ho
vidu- khana bana rahi hoon maa
aur yeh seekh rahi hai
kmaasi- bhabhi aapko nahi lagta ki yeh bilkul aapke jaisi hai
bmami- woh kaise
kmaasi- bhaiya ke liye aap itne tarah ke khane banati thi
bmami- tu kya meri kahani batane lagi
chal tujhse baat karni hai
kmaasi- shukar hai ab bhabhi ko kitchen se chhutti mil gayi
[ khana banane ke baad vidu aur alina jab mere room mein pahunchi toh main vidu ki god mein sar rakhke soya hua tha
aur vanya bhi soyi hui thi
vidu aake hum dono ko uthai
[phir hum sabne khana khaya
khana itna tasty tha ki main kuch jyada hi kha liya
kmaasi- kaisa laga khana
dilip- bahut tasty hai
man kar raha hai khana jisne banaya hai uske hatho ko choom loon
kmaasi- pata hai kaun banayi hai
dilip- vidu ne
kmaasi- tujhe kaise pata
dilip- aapke aur saasu maa ke hath ka bana khana kha chuka hoon
toh mujhe pata hai ki khana aap dono nahi banayi hai
kmaasi- achcha sun kal main ja rahi hoon
dilip- kyun
kmaasi- kyun kya kavya aur karuna keh rahi thi
dilip- theek hai
[khana khake main apne room mein aagaya.,
phir main room se bahar aagaya aur pahuncha vanya ke room pe
shukar hai sab soye hue the
main gate ko hath lagaya
ek jhatke mein gate khul gaya
bed pe vanya soyi hui thi
lekin yeh kya na hi room saja tha aur na bed phoolo se saja tha
isse bhi badi baat vanya apne shaadi ke jode mein nahi simple sa tshirt aur trouser pehne hui thi
pata nahi kya ho raha tha
par vanya se toh maafi maangna hi tha
toh main gate lock kar diya
main bed pe hi baith gaya
vanya ke pairo ke paas
sote hue vanya kitni pyari lag rahi thi
yeh main aaj dekh raha tha
abhi 6 baje the
toh main shuru ho gaya
woh kya hai na vanya uthegi meri dhulai karegi
aur phir khud hi rone lagegi
toh utthak baithak karne laga
abhi 50 tak hi pahuncha tha ki alarm bajne laga
vanya apni aankhein malne lagi
phir uthke baith gayi
lekin vanya ki aankhein abhi band thi
vanya takiya ke neeche apna hath daali aur ek photo nikali
us photo ko apne dono hatho mein pakad ke apne chehre ke saamne leke aayi
aur apni aankhein khol di
us photo ko dekhke vanya bachchi ki tarah use chumne lagi
vanya- good morning mere bail
[aur tabhi vanya ki najar mujhpe padi
jo uthak baithak kar raha paseene se bheeg chuka tha
vanya ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
vanya ek jhatke mein bed se utarke mere paas aagayi
main abhi bhi uthak baithak kar raha tha
vanya- dilip yeh kya hai
kya hua rukoge bhi
dilip- mujhe maaf kar do
vanya- achcha maaf kiya ab ruko
[aur vanya mera hath pakadke bed pe bitha di
vanya- yeh kya kar rahe the
dilip- apne aap ko saza de raha tha
vanya- kyun
dilip- kal raat tumhare paas
vanya- main tumse koi shikayat ki
ki tum mere paas kyun nahi aaye
kal didi ka room hi tayyar hua tha
mujhe aur alina ko pata tha ki tum didi ke room mein hi jaoge
kyunki pehla haq tumpe didi ka hi hai
dilip- tum mujhse naraz toh nahi ho
vanya- nahi hoon tumse naraz
yeh bataiye ki kitni der se aap utthak baithak kar rahe the
dilip- time ka toh pata nahi lekin 110 ho gaya tha
[thodi der tak vanya mujhe dekhti rahi
chatak ek thappad mere gaal pe maar di
main apne gaal pe hath rakh diya
toh vanya mere dusre gaal pe bhi thappad maar di
meri shakal rone jaisi ho gayi
vanya- bewakoof gadhe dimaag hai ki nahi
khali hath pair chalake hi commando ban gaye
kisne kaha tha ki uthak baithak karo
bina mujhse baat kiye tum chal pade apne aap ko saza dene
aage se aisa kiye ho toh main tumhe chhodungi nahi
[vanya ka pyar dekhke mujhe apni kismat pe garv hone laga
vanya jab mujhe chup dekhi toh mere dono hath pakadke mere gaal se hatayi
aur mere gaal sehlane lagi
vanya- kyu aisi harkat karte ho
aur main kyun tumpe hath utha ti hoon
please bura mat maan na
chaho toh tum bhi thappad maar lo
apne pati pe hath utha di main
dilip- galti karunga aur agar nahi maarogi toh shayad tumse door ho jaun
vanya- dard ho raha hai
dilip- nahi
vanya- main janti hoon tum jhuth bol rahe ho
[aur vanya mere chehre ko hatho mein pakadke apne hont mere maathe pe rakhke chum li
phir mere gaalo ko mere chehre ke har hisse ko chumne lagi
vanya- dard kam hua
[main apni gardan na mein hilaya
vanya hans di aur mere honto pe apne hont rakh di
hum ek dusre ke honto ko chumne lage
[waise aaj mere sath ulta ho gaya
mujhe maar is liye padi ki main yeh socha ki vanya mujhse naraz hogi
sahi kehti hai vanya main uska bail hoon
uske bina reh hi nahi sakta
vanya mere seene se lagi hui thi...
sahi kehti hai vanya main uska bail hoon
uske bina reh hi nahi sakta
vanya mere seene se lagi hui thi
dilip- ek baat batao
tumhe jalan nahi hoti ki ab main tumse door rehta hoon
vanya- lagta hai tumhe maar khane mein bahut maja aata hai
dilip- are meri pyari vanya tum jab mujhe maarti ho toh man karta hai ki tumse maar khata hi rahu
vanya- rehne do agar maar khane mein maja aata toh apne gaal pe hath nahi rakhte
dilip- woh toh main dekh raha tha ki tum mujhe aur maarti ho ki nahi
waise 7 baj chuke hain
aur ab tumhe fresh ho jana chahiye
vanya- time kitni jaldi beet jata hai na
ab tum jao
dilip- haan pata hai meri teesri biwi mera intezar kar rahi hai
kamaal hai pehli ke paas jao toh woh dusri ke paas jaane ko kehti hai
dusri ke paas jata hoon toh woh teesri ke paas jaane ko kehti hai
vanya- mere bhole pati jyada socha mat karo
[vanya ki baat sunke main muskura diya
aur vanya ke room se bahar aake alina ke room pe pahuncha
gate ko hath lagate hue hi gate khul gaya
alina apne laptop pe kuch kaam kar rahi thi
main jaake alina ke paas baith gaya
alina ek najar mujhe dekhi
aur wapas khatpat karne lagi
thodi der tak main aise hi alina ko dekhta raha phir main alina ki aankho se uska bada sa chashma utaar diya
alina are are karti reh gayi
alina- kya kar rahe ho
main kaam kar rahi hoon
do mera chashma
dilip- pehle batao kya kar rahi ho
alina- woh ek naya case aaya hai
usi pe kaam kar rahi hoon
dilip- kaisa case
alina- ek aadmi pakda gaya hai
use kuch yaad nahi hai
par department ko yakeen nahi hai
toh mujhe unhe batana hai ki uski sachchaayi kaise saamne layi jaye
dilip- india mein kaunsi department aagayi
alina- interpol
dilip- waah waise case read karne ke baad kya idea mila tumhe
alina- koi idea nahi
dilip- shaadi ke baad yahi hota hai
alina- mujhe kaam karna hai ya toh chup raho
ya phir apni dusri wife ke paas jao
dilip- kitni rood ho tum
achcha ek baat batao
jo aadmi pakda gaya hai uski family hai
alina- ek behen hai
dilip- sahi socha tha main
ek idea hai
alina- batao
dilip- pehle vaada karo agar mera idea kaam kar gaya toh main jo maangunga dogi
alina- promise
dilip- idea yeh hai ki department aisi photo banaye jismein us aadmi ki behen ko bahut buri tarah se maara gaya hai
alina- par uski behen ka koi pata nahi hai
dilip- uski photo banani hai
uske milne ya na milne se kya faraq padta hai
alina- mera chasma doge tabhi toh type karungi
[main alina ke hath se laptop le liya aur idea type karke send kar diya
aur laptop band karke side mein rakh diya
alina- kya bachcho jaisi harkat kar rahe ho
dilip- raat bhar soyi kyun nahi
alina- abhi 1 ghante pehle hi uthi hoon
dilip- tum bologi aur main maan lunga
alina- aaj tum bahut handsome dikh rahe ho
dilip- baat mat badlo
alina- gussa kyun ho rahe ho
woh mujhe neend hi nahi aayi
dilip- meri wajah se tumhe dukh pahuncha hai
alina- no
dilip- are toh wajah bataogi
alina- main tumhari biwi hoon
dilip- itna khush ho gayi ki raat bhar soyi nahi
alina- tum mere liye meri life se badhke ho
dilip- isi liye kaam karne mein itna busy thi nahi
alina- woh main dekhna chahti thi ki tum he koi faraq padta hai ki nahi
[alina shayad yeh sochti hai ki main use kam pyar karta hoon
lekin pyar kam ya jyada nahi hota
pyar sirf pyar hota hai..
alina shayad yeh sochti hai ki main use kam pyar karta hoon
lekin pyar kam ya jyada nahi hota
sirf pyar hota hai
alina- kya hua kahan kho gaye
dilip- tumhare baare mein soch raha hoon
alina- aaj kitna achcha din hai
dilip- abhi subah hai
alina- thandi thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai
dilip- roj chalti hai
alina- tum
[main alina ke honto pe apni ungli rakh diya
dilip- ghumaake phiraake baat karna kab se shuru kar di tum
mere liye badalne ki jarurat nahi hai
tum jaisi bhi ho meri wife ho aur main tumse pyar karta hoon
alina- sorry aur please mujhe galat mat samajhna
woh woh woh
mujhe kiss karo na
dilip- ek baar phir se bolo
alina- karna hai toh karo warna rehne do
mujhe sharmana nahi aata
mera bachpan yahan nahi beeta hai
dilip- kahan ki baat kahan le ja rahi ho
[alina munh phulake baith gayi]
gussa kyun hoti ho mujhe pata hai ki tumhare dil mein koi baat aati hai toh tum bol deti ho
meri taraf dekho alina
[alina meri taraf nahi dekhi
main alina ka kandha pakadke apni taraf ghumaya
aur alina dobara dusri taraf ghumti usse pehle hi main apne hont alina ke hont pe rakh diya
mujhse pehle hi alina mere honto ko chusne lagi
main alina ki kamar mein hath daalke use apni god mein bitha liya
aur uske honto ko chusne laga
alina mujhe pehli baar kiss kar rahi thi
mere honto ke har hisse ko chus rahi thi
main bhi alina ke honto ko bade pyar se chus raha tha
hum dono pata nahi kitne der tak ek dusre ke honto ko chuste rahe phir main apne hont alina ke hont se alag kiya
dilip- tumne aisa kyun kaha ki
bura mat maanna
alina- maine suna hai ki agar koi ladki bold hai toh indian men use kuch aur samajhte hain
dilip- tumhari tarah main bhi italy mein hi bada hua hoon
mujhe pata hai ki italy in sab baato mein america se bhi aage hai
waise yeh tumhara pehla kiss tha lekin kya kiss tha
alina- tumhe kaise pata ki yeh mera pehla kiss tha
dilip- mere siwa tumhari najar kahin aur gayi hi nahi hai
alina- ab jao mujhe kaam karna hai
dilip- kya kaam kaam kar rahi ho
thodi der chup raho
[aur main alina ko apne seene se laga liya
alina ko kuch jyada hi josh aagaya
aur woh kuch jyada hi jor se mere seene se lag gayi
dilip- alina
alina- hmmm
dilip- tum bahut hi achchi ho
alina- tum bhi bahut achche ho
mujhe pata hai ki main tumhari life mein rahu ya na rahu tumhari life chalti hi rahegi
lekin tum agar mere life se chale gaye toh main jee nahi paungi
dilip- main janta hoon
[thodi der baad main apne room mein aagaya aur kapde badalke neeche gaya
main dekha vidu kitchen mein thi
aur meri behne bhi
meri behne vidu ko shayad chhed rahi thi
tabhi bmama aur papa aate hue mujhe dikhayi diye
thodi der baad hum sab nashta karne lage
bmami kmaasi bnani ke sath mandir chali gayi
meri behne mujhe chhedne lagi
tabhi rocky aagaya
rocky ke sath main ghar se bahar aagaya
kuch jaruri baat karke woh sheher chala gaya
phir cmama aur cmami bhi sheher chale gaye
kavya aur karuna bhi chali gayi
thodi der tahalne ke baad main apne room mein gaya toh meri teeno biwiya tv dekh rahi thi
main jaake vidu ki god mein apna sar rakhke let gaya
tv pe kapil sharma ki film kis kis ko pyar karu de raha tha
movie khatam hote hi
vanya meri taraf dekhi
vanya- koi chauthi bhi hai
dilip- kya matlab
vanya- matlab tumhe achche se pata hai
jyada bhole mat bano
dilip- vanya acting mat karo tv dekho
alina- acting tum kar rahe ho
dilip- ab tumhe kya ho gaya
vanya- sach sach batao
dilip- uski teen shaadi haadse mein hui
aur chauthi jisse woh pyar karta tha
vanya- tum saare mard ek jaise hote ho
[tabhi mere phone pe sms aaya
rocky ka hi sms tha
abhi toh shuruat hai
waise manjhli bhabhi ko main hi bola tha ki colors pe ek bahut hi badhiya film de rahi hai
[main daant peeske reh gaya
koi baat nahi beta teri sirf ek aajaye phir main teri band bajaunga...
main daant peeske reh gaya
koi baat nahi beta teri sirf ek aajaye phir main teri band bajaunga
vanya- kahan kho gaye
jarur apni chauthi ke baare mein soch rahe ho
dilip- yeh tum kya keh rahi ho
alina- wohi jo tum humse chhipa rahe ho
dilip- alina aag mein patrol dalna band karogi
alina- dekha agar tum sachche hote toh is tarah gussa nahi hote
[main vidu ki taraf dekha jo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
dilip- aap kuch nahi bolengi
vidu- main kaha kuch keh rahi hoon
vanya- didi pe gussa kyun ho rahe ho
dilip- ek minute idhar aao
[vanya jaise hi mere paas aayi main use apne seene se laga liya]
ab bolo kya keh rahi thi
meri chauthi hai
vanya- mujhe toh alina yeh sab karne ko kahi thi
[alina ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
dilip- toh yeh sab tumhara idea tha haan
alina- kab se tumhare saamne hi baithi hoon
dilip- mera band bajane ke liye
alina- sorry
[alina apne kaan pakad li]
dilip- 2 jagah khaali hai aap dono ke liye
[alina bhi mere seene se lag gayi
dilip- aapko alag se invitation dena padega
[aur vidu bhi mere seene se lag gayi
phir hum tv dekhne lage
lekin saala kismat hi kharab hai
main jhat se tv off kar diya
vanya- chalne do na
alina- film achchi lag rahi hai
dilip- mujhe nahi dekhna tv
vidu- superhit film hai no entry
dilip- aap ko bhi masti sujh rahi hai
vidu- main kitchen mein ja rahi hoon
alina- main bhi chalti hoon
[vidu aur alina kitchen mein chali gayi
mujhe neend aarahi thi toh main vanya ki god mein sar rakhke so gaya
udhar jab vidu aur alina kitchen mein pahunchi
alina- aap sab kuch bana leti hain
vidu- haan
alina- main sirf omlet aur coffee hi bana paati hoön
vidu- seekhna hai
alina- aap seekhayengi
vidu- lagta hai tum mujhe apna nahi samajhti
alina- aisa nahi hai bas kabhi itni badi family mein nahi rahi
toh pata nahi kisse kya baat karni chahiye
vidu- tum doctor hi ho na
[alina vidu ko dekhne lagi]
mera matlab hai ek doctor nervous ho rahi hai
aur waise tum mujhse 6 mahine hi chhoti ho
toh aap aap karna band karo
alina- nahi kar sakti
vidu- kyun
alina- dilip hum teeno mein sabse jyada aap ke kareeb hai
aur woh toh aapko tum bhi nahi kehta
toh main kaise keh sakti hoön
vidu- tum ab bhi job karogi
alina- nahi ab main bahut thak gayi hoon
ab dilip ki sewa karungi
vidu- main bhi yahi karne waali hoon
[vidu aur alina hansne lagi
phir dono milke khana banane lagi
thodi der baad bnani kmaasi aur bmami mandir se wapas aagayi
bnani apne room mein chali gayi
bmami aur kmaasi kitchen mein gayi
bmami- tum dono kya kar rahi ho
vidu- khana bana rahi hoon maa
aur yeh seekh rahi hai
kmaasi- bhabhi aapko nahi lagta ki yeh bilkul aapke jaisi hai
bmami- woh kaise
kmaasi- bhaiya ke liye aap itne tarah ke khane banati thi
bmami- tu kya meri kahani batane lagi
chal tujhse baat karni hai
kmaasi- shukar hai ab bhabhi ko kitchen se chhutti mil gayi
[ khana banane ke baad vidu aur alina jab mere room mein pahunchi toh main vidu ki god mein sar rakhke soya hua tha
aur vanya bhi soyi hui thi
vidu aake hum dono ko uthai
[phir hum sabne khana khaya
khana itna tasty tha ki main kuch jyada hi kha liya
kmaasi- kaisa laga khana
dilip- bahut tasty hai
man kar raha hai khana jisne banaya hai uske hatho ko choom loon
kmaasi- pata hai kaun banayi hai
dilip- vidu ne
kmaasi- tujhe kaise pata
dilip- aapke aur saasu maa ke hath ka bana khana kha chuka hoon
toh mujhe pata hai ki khana aap dono nahi banayi hai
kmaasi- achcha sun kal main ja rahi hoon
dilip- kyun
kmaasi- kyun kya kavya aur karuna keh rahi thi
dilip- theek hai
[khana khake main apne room mein aagaya.,
