Update 18

( muje Mera baap mil gaya )

To us din ke do din baad ki baat hai. Ek din Mai college se apni bike par ghar aa raha tha. Tabhi ek aadmi mujhe ishara karke rukne ke liye kehta hai.

(Us waqt bike rokna shayad meri sabse badi galti thi aur meri Maa ke liye bahut maze wali baat thi.)

Wo aadmi mujhe bike rokne ke liye kehta hai aur Mai jaldi se apni bike rok deta hu. Wo aadmi kaafi mast tha. Uska shareer wrestler “The Rock” ki tarah tha. Uski body kya mast thi aur uska chehra bhi kaafi acha tha. Uski chaati to aisi thi, ki agar koi neeche aa jaaye, to uski jaan nikaal de.

Tabhi usne mujhe kaha: Jawaan mujhe is address par jaana hai. Mai yaha naya hu. Kya tum jaante ho, ki ye address kaha hai?

Jab maine address dekha, to wo jagah mere ghar se thodi hi doori par thi. Fir maine us aadmi ko kaha-

Mai: Haaji Sir, Mai ye address jaanta hu. Chaliye Mai aapko le chalta hu.

Us aadmi ke paas ek chhota sa bag tha. Usne wo bag apne kandhe par uthaya aur bike par mere peeche aa kar baith gaya. Uske baithte hi bike ki to hawa hi nikal gayi. Kyuki bike par uska bahut saara bhaar pad raha tha.

Fir maine kaafi mushkil se bike start ki aur usko apne saath leke jaane laga. Tabhi usne peeche baithe-baithe mujhse baat karni shuru ki.

Wo aadmi: Kya karte ho jawaan?

Maine jawaab diya: Mai study karta hu.

Fir usne mujhe bataya, ki wo ek Fauji hai. Wo kuch hi dino ke liye yaha aaya tha aur uske dost bhi aane waale the. Kaafi mast tha wo Fauji aur hum bike par jaate-jaate baate kar rahe the.

Usse baate karke ye bhi pata chala, ki uske ghar par uski kam banti thi aur wo yaha par maze karne aaya tha. Tabhi uske address wali jagah aa gayi aur maine usko utaar diya. Lekin uska samaan abhi nahi aaya tha.

Fir maine usko kaha: Kyu naa aap mere ghar chalo aur thodi der aaram kar lo?

Pehle-pehle to usne mana kiya. Lekin mere zyada kehne par wo maan gaya. Mai usko apne ghar ke paad le gaya aur fir maine uska naam poocha. Usne bataya, ki uska naam Vikram Arora tha. Kya mast tha wo aadmi. Mujhe dekh kar usko maza aa raha tha.

Fir maine ghar ki bell bajayi, lekin Mummy ne darwaza nahi khola. Shayad meri Mummy andar kuch kar rahi thi. Fir maine dobara se bell bajayi, lekin darwaza fir bhi nahi khula. Mujhe laga, ki shayad Mummy so rahi thi.

Fir maine Mummy ko call ki. Mummy ne phone uthaya. Fir maine Mummy ko kaha-

Mai: Mummy darwaza kholo. Mai ghar aa gaya hu.

Mummy: Tu pagal hai? Mai so rahi thi. Aa rahi hu Mai.

Fir meri Mummy baahar aayi aur unhone ek-dum se darwaza khola. Jaise hi Mummy ne darwaza khola, to unka bura haal hua pada tha. Unke baal bikhre hue the aur unki aankhon me neend thi.

Tabhi Mai ghar ke andar chala gaya aur Mummy ne darwaza band kar diya. Fir maine Mummy ko kaha-

Mai: Rukiye Mummy, baahar Uncle hai.

Mummy: Kon se Uncle.

Mai: Ye Uncle mujhe raaste me mile the.

Aur maine Mummy ko sab bataya. Fir Mai andar chala gaya aur Mummy ne dobara jaake darwaza khola. Jaise hi Mummy ne darwaza khola, to unke muh se nikla-

Mummy: Aap

Aur Mummy ko dekh kar Vikram Uncle ke muh se nikla-

Vikram Uncle: Sukhi kutiya tu!

Tabhi mujhe samajh aa gaya, ki kuch na kuch kaand hua hoga un dono me. Tabhi us Uncle ne dekhte hi meri Maa ko kutiya bola tha. Ab wo dono ek-doosre ki taraf dekh rahe the.

Wo Uncle meri Maa ke boobs, Maa ki salwaar, Maa ke raseele hontho aur uske chehre ki taraf dekh rahe the. Aur meri Maa us Uncle ko sir se pairo tak dekh rahi thi. Maa saath me mujhe bhi dekh rahi thi. Tabhi maine un dono ko kaha-

Mai: Aap dono ek-doosre ko jaante ho kya?

Tabhi Mummy ko hosh aaya aur Mummy ne kaha-

Mummy: Beta ye hamaare gaaon ke hai.

Fir Mummy ne Uncle ko andar aane ke liye kaha. Ab meri Mummy aise behave kar rahi thi, jaise usko Uncle se pyaar bhi ho aur unka darr bhi ho. Tabhi Uncle andar aaye aur jaise hi maine apna muh doosri taraf kiya, to Uncle ne apne haath me rakhi chadi se Mummy ki gaand par maar diya.

Isse meri Maa ke muh se aahh.. ki awaaz nikli. Maa ki aahh.. sun kar maine anjaan bante hue kaha-

Mai: Kya hua Maa? Ye awaaz kaisi thi?

Meri Maa apni gaand ko masal rahi thi aur gaand masalte hue hi Maa ne kaha-

Maa: Pata nahi beta. Lagta hai kuch ghus gaya hai kapdo me aur usi ne kaat liya hai.

Fir Uncle andar aaye aur sofa par baith gaye. Mummy Uncle ki side me khadi ho gayi. Tabhi maine Mummy se kaha-

Mai: Mummy baith jao aap bhi.

Tabhi Mummy ne Uncle ki taraf dekh kar poocha-

Mummy: Mai baith jau?

Uncle ne Mummy ko Haa bola aur Mummy baith gayi. Ye dekh kar maine Maa se poocha-

Mai: Mummy aap Uncle se kyu poocha rahe ho baithne ke liye.

Ispe Mummy ne kaha: Beta Uncle bade hai naa. Isliye maine unse poocha.

Fir Mummy Uncle se saath waale sofa pe baith gayi. Ab Mummy aur Uncle aamne-saamne baithe the. Uncle ka dhyaan meri Mummy ke boobs par hi tha aur meri Maa ka dhyaan Uncle ke lund ke paas wali jagah par tha. Fir tabhi maine kaha-

Mai: Mummy aur Uncle aap kya dekh rahe ho?

Tabhi Mummy ne mujhse kaha: Beta tu inko Uncle kyu bol raha hai. Ye to mere Uncle hai.

To maine kaha: Theek hai Mummy. To Nana ji aap kya dekh rahe ho?

Tabhi Maa gusse me boli: Tu inko Nana ji kyu bol raha hai. Inko tu Papa hi bol.

Ispe maine hairaan hoke kaha: Mai inko Papa kahu? Aisa kyu?

Fir Mummy ne kaha: Nahi Mai aise hi bol rahi thi. Tu inko Papa hi bol de to acha hota. Kyu tu inko Nana ji nahi bol sakta aur uska koi kaaran hai.

Tabhi maine kaha: Mai inko kuch bhi nahi kahunga. Ab aap dono baate karo aur Mai mobile par game khelunga.

Ye bol kar maine apna sir neeche kar liya. Lekin mera dhyaan un dono ki taraf hi tha. Fir Uncle ne Maa se kaha-

Uncle: Aur Sukhi kutiya kaisi hai?

Ye sun kar Mai jhat se bola: Uncle aapne abhi kya kaha Mummy ko? Sukhi kya?

Tabhi meri Maa beech me bol padi aur Maa ne mujhe gusse se thappad dikhaate hue kaha-

Maa: Maine bola naa tu inko Papa bol.

To maine apne kaano ko haath laga kar sorry bola. Fir maine Uncle ko bola-

Mai: Papa abhi aapne Mummy ko kya bola?

Maine notice kiya, ki jab maine Uncle ko Papa bola, to Mummy ke chehre pe ek alag si hi khushi thi. Ab mujhe ye nahi pata, ki wo khushi kis baat ki thi.

Tabhi Uncle kuch bol paate, usse pehle hi Mummy ne mujhe bola-

Mummy: Beta inhone mujhe Sukhi bitiya bola hai.

Tabhi Uncle ne Mummy ko bola: Kaisi ho Sukhi kutiya.

Uncle ne firse Mummy ko kutiya hi bola aur Mummy Uncle ko gusse aankhen dikhaane lag gayi. Fir Uncle ne apni chaati ki taraf dekha, jisko dekh kar meri Maa ne apna sir neeche kar liya aur hasne lag gayi.

Fir Uncle ne apna danda uthaya aur usko Mummy ke baalo me chalana shuru kar diya. Uske baad Uncle ne achanak se wo danda meri Maa ke boobs ke neeche kar diya. Uncle ne us dande se Maa ke boobs ko hila kar kaha-

Uncle: Bade kar liye hai toone Sukhi kutiya?

Tabhi meri Maa ne sharma kar kaha-

Maa: Sabse pehle aapka hi haath laga tha. Isiliye hi bade ho gaye hai.

Tabhi maine kaha: Kya bada ho gaya hai? Aur Uncle ka haath kaise Mummy?

To Mummy ne kaha: Tere Papa mere baalo ke baare me bol rahe hai. Bachpan me ye mere baalo ko bahut kheenchte the aur baalo ko masal dete the.

Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Mai teri Maa ko ghodi bana kar rakhta tha.

Mai: Mummy ghodi?

Mummy: Nahi beta, hamaare gaaon me ek khel hota tha. Us khel me Mai ghodi banti thi aur tere Papa ghoda bante the. Aur ye mere upar chadhte the.

Fir maine kaha: Kya pata aapka konsa khel tha. Waise aap dono ki umar me to itna farak hai, to aap kaise khelte the.

Tabhi Uncle ne jawaab diya: Teri Mummy ko mere saath khelne ka bada shonk tha.

Fir Mummy ne mujhe kaha: Chal Beta, ab tu andar jaa aur apni class laga. Aur aap(Uncle) ab kya loge khaane aur peene me.

Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Sukhi mujhe to tera doodh peene ka mann kar raha hai.

Ye sun kar Maa ko hassi aa gayi aur meri Maa kitchen me chali gayi. Mai bhi apne room me chala gaya aur Mai chupke se dekh raha tha, ki meri Maa aur Uncle baahar kya kar rahe the.

( mera baap kon hai )

Ab meri Maa andar kitchen me chali gayi thi. Uncle bade aaram se baahar sofa par baithe the aur Mai apne room se chhup kar dekh raha tha, ki baahar ab kya hone wala tha.

Fir meri Maa kitchen se baahar aayi aur baahar aake usne table par 2 glass rakh diye aur saath me kuch khaane ke liye rakh diya.

Dosto wo Uncle sardar the aur unhone pagdi pehni hui thi. Maa Uncle se door jaake baith gayi. Tabhi Uncle ne Maa se kaha-

Uncle: Kya hua kutiya. Itni door jaake kyu baith gayi?

Ye sun kar Maa ne koi jawaab nahi diya. Fir Uncle ne kaha-

Uncle: Yaha aake baith mere paas.

Maa unke thoda aur paas jaake baith gayi. Lekin un dono me abhi bhi kaafi doori thi. Fir Uncle bole-

Uncle: Saali pehle to mere lund par baith-ti thi aur aaj paas baithne me bhi itna kyu darr rahi hai?

Ye sun kar Maa ko hassi aa gayi aur fir Maa Uncle ke paas jaake baith gayi. Fir Uncle ne kaha-

Uncle: Tujhe pata hai, ki aaj konsa din hai?

Maa sochne lag gayi aur boli-

Maa: Nahi, konsa din hai?

Tabhi Uncle ne apna lund masalte hue kaha-

Uncle: Isi din teri pehli baar thukayi hui thi. Yaad kar, aaj 6 july hai.

Ye sun kar Maa hairaan ho gayi aur sharmaane lag gayi. Fir Maa Uncle se boli-

Maa: Haa yaad hai. Wo din to Mai zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakti.

Uncle: Acha ji? To tujhe ye yaad hai, ki kisne sabse pehle teri chut faadi thi?

Tabhi Mummy ne haste hue kaha-

Maa: Haa ek Sardar ji ne faadi thi. Jo abhi mere saath baithe hai.

Us waqt mujhe pata chal gaya tha, ki meri Maa ki chut sabse pehle us Uncle ne maari thi. Lekin Maa mujhe us Uncle ko Papa bolne ke liye kyu bol rahi thi, ye abhi tak mujhe nahi pata tha. Fir Uncle ne Maa se kaha-

Uncle: Tujhe yaad hai kya sab kuch?

Maa: Haa yaad kyu nahi hai. Meri saari friends apni seal tudwa chuki thi aur tab maine pehli baar kaand kiya tha.

Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Teri kisi bhi friend ne seal nahi tudwayi thi. Sabse pehle lund par baithne wali tu hi thi.

Fir Maa boli: Matlab wo sab mujhe chutiya bana rahi thi?

Uncle ne jawaab diya: Haa, aisa hi tha. Ye sab mera hi plan tha.

Maa: Aapka plan? Mai samjhi nahi.

To Uncle ne kaha: Yaad hai naa ek baar toone apni friend ko bola tha, ki ye Sardar kitna mast hai?

Maa ne is baat par Haa me sir hila diya.

Fir Uncle ne kaha: Ek din jab Mai baahar ghoom raha tha, to teri ek friend ke muh se teri ye mast wali baat nikal gayi thi. Fir jab maine tujhe dekha, to mujhe laga ki tu bahut kamaal ka maal hai. Uske baad maine plan banaya. Us plan me maine teri saari class ko paise de diye, taaki wo sab tere saamne lund aur chut ki baate kare. To is tarah se tum mere jaal me fass gayi thi.

Ye sun kar Maa hasne lag gayi aur sharmaane lag gayi. Fir Mummy boli-

Maa: Tabhi meri friends saara din aapki tareef karti thi.

Fir Uncle bole: Aur tujhe pehla din yaad hai kya Sukhi?

Maa ne kaha: Haa achi tarah se yaad hai. Us din Mai aapko propose karne aayi thi. Fir aapne mujhe waha par ek thanda pilaya aur mujhe ek dukaan ke andar le gaye. Us din aapne mere hontho ko choosa tha aur boobs ko dekha tha.

Fir Uncle ne kaha: Aur chudai wala din yaad hai?

Maa: Usko kaise bhool sakti hu. Us din aapne mujhe khet me aane ke liye kaha tha. Mujhe laga tha, ki mujhe firse thanda milne wala tha, lekin waha jaake mujhe danda mil gaya. Fir next day meri haalat kharaab thi aur meri chut fati padi thi. Maine apni friend ko kaha tha, ki Mai ye sab dobara nahi kar sakti. Tab usne mujhe kaha tha-

(Friend Maa se boli thi : Aaj Uncle tujhe kulfi dilaayenge)

Maa: Fir us din aapne mujhe apna lund chuswaya tha aur agle din meri gaand maari thi. Mujhe yaad hai, ki Mai agle 4 din tak baith nahi paayi thi. Fir paanchve din (5th day) aapne mere saath sab kuch kiya tha.

Ye sun kar Uncle hasne lag pade. Fir wo bole-

Uncle: Aur fir Mai tujhe roz pyaar karta tha.

Tabhi Maa ne kaha: Haa roz mere honth chooste the aur hafte me 2 baar meri chut aur gaand ki thukayi karte the. Thanks aapke is pyaar ke liye.

Uncle bole: Tujhe bhi to maza aata tha.

Ye sun kar meri Maa hasne lag gayi. Aur fir Uncle ne kaha-

Uncle: Tujhe yaad hai, ki tu naraaz ho gayi thi aur fir maine un ladko ko peeta tha?

Tabhi Maa ne kaha: Haa yaad hai, ki Mai naraaz ho gayi thi. Aapne meri maarne ke liye sab plan kiya tha aur wo doosre ladke ne meri maar li thi. Meri friend ne bataya tha, ki aap uski pitayi karne waale the. Mai bhi paagal thi, jo apni friend ki baato me aake us ladke se chud gayi thi.

Maa: Fir aapne us ladke ke saamne mujhe ghodi bana kar choda tha. Uske baad se wo mujhe “Uncle ki ghodi” bolta tha. Fir wo jitne saal bhi mere saath padha, mujhe ghodi-ghodi keh kar chidhaata raha.

Fir Uncle bole: Wo Diwali wala din yaad hai, jab teri salwaar choot gayi thi?

Tabhi Maa ne kaha: Haa yaad hai. Mai waha apne Papa ke saath pataakhe lene gayi thi. Aap waha pahunch gaye aur aapne mujhe apne paas bulaya. Fir maine apne Papa ko kaha, ki Mai apni friend ke ghar hoke aati hu aur Mai aapke paas aayi thi.

Maa: Fir aap mujhe ek kothi ke peeche leke gaye the aur waha mujhe ghodi bana liya tha. Jab waha kuch ladke aa gaye the, to hame waha se bhaagna pada tha. Tab Mai bina salwaar ke bhaagi thi. Lekin aap bhi bade haraami the aur aapne mujhe ghar par aake choda tha.

Ispe Uncle ko hassi aa gayi aur wo bola-

Uncle: Aur tujhe mere dost yaad hai kya?

Maa: Haa wo bhi yaad hai. Pehle jab Mai unke liye ladkiya leke aati thi, tab wo un ladkiyo ko chod-chod kar unka bura haal kar dete the. Pata nahi maine unke liye kitni ladkiyo ko pataya tha. Fir jab ladkiya nahi aati thi, to Mai hi unke lund choos-choos kar unka paani nikaalti thi.

Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Haa, aur teri maine us Irfan se chudai karwayi thi. Yaad nahi hai kya?

Maa ki saans ruk gayi aur Maa boli-

Maa: Aap unko to yaad hi mat karwao. Aapne bola tha, ki aap kuch din ke liye baahar jaa rahe the. Jab Mai udaas ho gayi thi, to aapne mujhse kaha tha, ki Mai Irfan ke saath kar lu. Fir Mai bhi maan gayi.

Maa: Fir hum aapko train par chodhne gaye the aur aapke jaate hi wo bola, ki wo aaj meri maarega. Maine socha, ki chalo aaj naya lund dekhne ko milega, to kar lete hai. Fir wo mujhe kheto me le gaya aur waha meri maari. Uske baad Mai shaam ko baahar jaa rahi thi, tab bhi usne meri maari thi aur raat ko bhi meri maane mere ghar aa gaya tha. Fir poori raat meri 5 baar thukayi karne ke baad, subha bhi meri gaand maar kar gaya tha.

Ye sun kar Uncle hasne lage aur fir bole-

Uncle: Kya-kya karta tha wo tab?

Maa ne kaha: Tab roz meri thukayi hoti thi. Jab college jaati thi, to usko kiss karke jaati thi. College se aate waqt uska lund choosti thi. Fir tuition ke bahaane uske khet me meri padhayi hoti thi, jisme wo meri maar-maar kar chudai karta tha. Mujhe bahut saariya gaaliya bhi milti thi. Wo sab ke saamne mujhe apni randi bolta tha. Poore college ko pata tha, ki Mai uski rakhail thi.

Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Acha.. aur baad me teri Mohan aur Peter se bhi hui thi.

Maa ne kaha: Haa, un dono ne bhi meri khoob chudai ki thi.

Fir Uncle ne kaha: Hum sab teri khoob lete the aur tu meri kutiya thi.

Tabhi Maa ne kaha: Lekin aap mujhse pyaar bahut karte the.

Ispe Uncle ne kaha: Tujhe aisa kyu lagta hai?

Maa boli: Tab aap log mujhe paise dete the aur wo Irfan mujhe paas karwata tha. Un dino ek baar mere exam the aur maine apni friend se kaha tha, ki mujhe padhayi karni hai aur Mai Uncle se nahi milungi. Tab usne kaha, ki Mai pass aapke kaaran hoti thi.

Maa: Fir Mai aapke lund pe upar-neeche hoke exam deti thi aur aap mujhe pass karwa dete the.

Peter ne mujhe apni wife bana liya tha aur Mohan ne bhi zaroorat ka waqt mere Papa ko paise diye the.

Fir Uncle ne kaha: Lekin toone to hame kabhi pyaar nahi kiya.

Tabhi Maa ne kaha: Acha! Pyaar nahi kiya? Aap ruko abhi.

Maa usi waqt andar gayi aur ek box lekar aayi. Jab Maa ne wo box khola, to usme 4 kachhe the. Maa ne wo kachhe Uncle ko dikhaaye aur boli-

Maa: Ye dekho, ye aap chaaro ke hi kachhe hai, jo maine sambhaal kar rakhe hai. Aur wo jo andar baitha hai, wo aap chaaro ka hi beta hai.

Ye sun kar Mai aur Uncle hairaan ho gaye. Ab aage pata chalne wala tha, ki meri Maa mujhe Uncle ko Papa bolne ke liye kyu bol rahi thi.​
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