Incest/Taboo Mom's Big Bed

A little while later, I was conscious again. My first thought was something along the lines of, WOW GREAT NAP! I was out for about forty five minutes looking at my watch. Mom I guess had woken up a few minutes before me and was lying with her head on my chest looking straight at me smiling in a wonderful warm way that said, Hi handsome! Good to see you! as she stroked my cock with one hand gently. Since then, we have made an art of wake up masturbation on each other part of our repertoire and bag of "marital" tricks over the years. She bent down and kissed me on the chest.

"Lunch? You look like you need a little fuel," she said to me in between chest kisses. I nodded. It had been a great nap but I was ready to eat something and not just mom! We sort of had to swim out of the bowl of pillows. It was a hell of a workout getting to the edge, and then once outside the bowl Mom trotted over and grabbed her pool bag and then we both went into the kitchen.

We did a lunch of hard boiled eggs and tuna salad; what mom called "Fuck Fuel!" I was hoping for something more along the lines of a giant subway or a tub of reheated frozen lasagna from the fridge but mom told me she didn't want me do what was coming next on a stomach that was too full; just fed! Ok, now I knew my Aunts were coming over but I guessed this was going to be more of a girl thing where the aunts and Mom sat around the pool and talked about women's crap, and my Aunt Sharon would tell a couple of boob or dick jokes that were lame as a three legged racehorse, and they would tan a bit and sip drinks and have me run and fetch stuff from the kitchen like I usually do when Mom is entertaining. Then they would get dressed up and head out with my Mom until two in the morning while I sit up watching movies or playing video games.

I mean YES, I had just fucked my mom....but the part of my brain that was used to adolescent disappointments was just as active as my balls. A part of me thought that Mom had too much weed over the last day and a half and was making a lot of shit up. What the hell, it got me laid and stoned right? Let her tell her stories and get high and fuck me, I figured! When my aunts arrived, it would be something different for a story. I couldn't have been more wrong!

Anyhow Mom had me slug down three glasses of water and then did the same because she said she didn't want either of us to dehydrate after what we did this morning and for what was to come. Huh? Ok, so we were out back at the pool at noon-time, only Mom had me push a little booze caddie-on-wheels out to the lounge after I filled the bucket with ice. She came out a little bit after me with a shaker of martinis and her bag under her arm. She set everything down and dropped some ice from the caddy into the martini shaker and showed me what her muscles looked like as she stood there naked except for her jewelry, high heel shoes, and sunglasses, shaking the martinis and grinning in the bright sun.

"It's five o'clock someplace!" she quipped with a naughty wink. "Ian, grab a couple of glasses from the caddie and have some olives ready from the jar next to the glasses." I grabbed the glasses and retrieved the olives. She finished shaking and showing off her "girly guns", and then opened the shaker and poured into the first glass on the caddie, then the second. I plunked an olive into each one and then she interrupted me,

"Oh, ...one thing," she said taking the jar from me and pouring some olive juice into each glass, "I like my Martinis a little dirty. You learn these things when you tend bar while stripping!"

"Anything you don't like dirty Mom?"

"Not much! Clean is such a bore," she said punching me in the arm before handing me a glass,"now...cheers!"

We started to toast, I looked down at my drink while we did it afraid I might spill something. Mom corrected me.

"Look lover, if you are going to make a toast to a woman you are going to have sex with, make eye contact! It shows confidence and also if you toast without eye contact, its seven years bad sex! Do you want that?"

"Uh, ...nope," was all that could come out of my mouth.

"Then look at me," she scolded with a sweet condescending smile, "and try it again." A glass clink later staring into her baby blues and she nodded approvingly.

"Much better!" she said sounding satisfied and giving my butt a pat as she put her arm around my waist and hugged me close with one arm, sipping her drink.

"Mom, so where did you hear of this seven years bad sex thing?"

"Oh, I got it from your grandmother, Betty. She got it from her mother, -my grandmother Sabina. Oma Sabina came over from Germany with all kinds of crazy traditions that we learned about as kids!"

Mom set our drinks down on the caddie and then reached into her bag, pulling out a bottle of tanning oil. We spent the next minute slapping and swirling the slippery goo all over each other and taking extra time on our fun places. My boner started rising again and my mom's nippies looked like they could cut glass, - they pooched out with their little gold loops like two bulls with rings through their noses going to the state fair or something. I fuckin love it when they do that, especially when Ma has her tits all oiled up!

"Ok, it looks like we are both ready," Ma noticed, "so what do you want to do with me? Your choice! It will be about an hour before I am going to bother your aunts on the phone because they are finishing up at the office in downtown, so until then ....what's your poison?" She looked at me like a waitress about to take my order.

I thought for a moment, I had already cum in her pussy before lunch. My cock was all slimey with banana oil and cocoa buttery slop so I didn't think a blowjob was the best.... While I was thinking she did this silly little dance standing in placed swaying and swishing her rear as she turned around in a complete circle, her tush-cheeks looked like an oily pair of basket balls and she reached back as she turned away from me and pulled her bum cheek to one side showing her pink little balloon-knot of a butt-hole. My cock twitched, I knew what I wanted.

"Your ass! I want to fuck you doggy style in your pussy and then finish in your ass Ma!"

"I knew it! I knew it!" she beamed at me from behind her sunglasses cackling and pooching out her butt, wriggling it like she was working a stripper pole," I have been itching to get plowed back there again! My pussy needs more pushin' and I was hoping you'd grease up yer thing and give my tailpipe a good push n' stretch, just like before! Okey dokey! Let's see what Mama has in her bag for her wittle man's cockie wockie so he can get it up in Mommy's NO NO – hole"! She bent down purposely letting me see her ass as she rooted around in the bag, her legs doing some weird "happy dance" and her bum continuing to do its little "circle and twerk" thing. She came up with a tube of grease and handed it to me.

"That ought make things slide a little easier," she said, "I would have used this tanning oil but sometimes it burns just as bad as that soap! .....Oh but what a fun tortuous burn!" She was SUCH a bad girl!

We moved back over to the lounge chairs. We dropped the backs to one of them and we set our drinks on top of the caddie and Mom's bag down beside it before Mom hopped on the deck lounge and got on all-fours. She dropped her shoulders down again and pooched up her booty in the air nice and high, pornstar style. Her hand fished around in her bag and she found a joint and her cigarette lighter which she quickly put in action. Taking a few puffs on the weed, she handed it to me and I did the same before I assumed a position behind her doggystyle- standing, still taking hits off the naughty ciggie. I passed the weed back over her shoulder and she took a couple of happy hits from it while I opened the tube of grease.

"Schmear a nice big blob back there honey," she said over her shoulder with a big cloud of pot smoke billowing up from her face, "then schmear it around with your thumb while you bang my pussy!" I got a big gloppy blob of the grease on my left hand and put the big petroleum jelly amoeba on my fingers up to the notch in her backside -right smack dab on her pink hemorrhoid pucker! I then put the cap on the tube and set it down.

"Come on! Let's get this show on the road! My kitty-cat needs a hot dog!" she scolded impatiently. I wasn't one to piss her off an I got my wobbly wonder weapon in my hand after greasing it up with what was left on my fingers, and guided it to the entrance of her pussy. Mom had her head turned back at me with a big smile as my dick-head breached the opening to her cunt and pushed straight through the pink hole; sliding in right up to my balls! She exhaled another big cloud of pot-smoke. Again, the weed was working its magic along with the martinis for both of us!

We remembered our drinks and I passed Mom hers and I got mine so that we could doggy fuck and sip our martinis, enjoying the mid-day Phoenix sun. You know what they say about mad dogs and Englishmen; well this was something like that! I guess mad doggy-styling German-Americans and Englishmen fuck in the mid-day sun would be more appropriate, but where was I?....Oh yeah..yeah!

So anyhow, we are plowin like two rabid Chihuahuas in heat with our drinks and the joint, clothed only with our sunglasses and Mom's high heels. The radio was still playing Mom's new age hippy stuff, and the sun was beating down like something out of a Club Med ad! Mom held the joint up over her shoulder and I managed to lean forward and take a few hits off it before she put it back in her mouth. I straightened up and let the buzz smack me nice and hard. It all felt great! Pussy, booze, and pot! Gotta luv em'!

I started moving the glob of grease around Mom's anal pucker with my thumb while my other hand gripped my glass and sipped my Martini just as I had been shown. Mom was doing along of the work, pushing her butt back onto my pole to meet my thrusts. My balls were rocking and swinging and Mom mentioned they were smacking her right in the clit where she liked it! Now that I had blasted my load so many times I was able to give her a good- hard-stout fucking and not care in the least about spewin' too soon!

Mom, fiddled around in her bag with one hand and came up with her cell phone. She went down through her menu with her thumb while we bucked and fucked and plowed and humped, until she found the number she wanted. She dialed and soon my aunt Sharon picked up on the other end at the office.

"Hey what are you and those other girls doin at the office? You almost done with your things? Well, listen, I have something to tell you so tell them to shut up for a second," Mom said to her older sister, " I did it! Ian and I did the THING last night! In fact, we did it this morning and we're doin it right now by the pool! Tell Maria, she owes me fifty bucks because I DO have the balls to do it and they are hittin me in the clit as we speak!"

There was on the other end a big pregnant pause that was followed by an inaudible shriek of something from Sharon! Then came excited mumblings and talking on the other end of the phone while Mom smiled at the excitement she had instigated with her call. A second later there was a loud collective female scream like the front seven rows of a Rolling Stones concert and Mom grinning like a fox had to hold the phone away from her ear! She waited for a second then resumed talking to my Aunt Sharon.

"So anyway, he's here and he is giving my cunt a good pounding after lunch, ....I was wonderin what are y'doin over there? ........Uh hunh! .....Yep! She did? That's great! Oh tell her I'm happy for her and Becky too! .......Wha? Is that Mom, in the background?.......What is she doing there? Well, shit, if I have the whole gaggle of you at the office, ....why don't you finish up and come over here? Bring your pool gear (Hedonism style) and some clothes for tonight. ....... Yep, I want to take this young billy-goat that is fucking me out to our favorite watering hole and breeding sanctuary after he fucks all of you by the pool!"

There was more excited talk on the other end and then Aunt Maria's voice interrupted over the phone, "We'll be there! Keep him hard for us!" A second later I heard my Grandmother's voice over the phone,"...And don't drain his balls dry before I get a chance to empty 'em!"

"Alright Ma," Mom replied, "thanks! I won't shag him ragged, ...I promise! Love you all; see you in about 45 minutes! M'kay...kisses on your naughty bits everyone! M'bye!" Mom hung up the phone and looked over her shoulder at me. She grinned as if to say, NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? Ok, I was beginning to understand this wasn't just the weed and Mom's loneliness talking; I was really going to do all the adult women in my family! Aw shit! This was AWESOME!

Mom finally broke the silence, "C'mon sport! Wipe the stunned mullet look off your face and get to fucking me! I want you to plow my pussy hard with your poker and make me cum, and then I want you to unload your balls up my asshole! You are going to shag the shit out of your three aunts AND your grandma but I want you nice and placid first, no popping too early for them....just nice good quality fucks! We are bringing you into our little THING and if you are decent at it and you can make these women shriek and cum like banshees, then your cousins will be getting their cunts plowed by you in the future! Yep, like I said, BIG THINGS ....and that is just the tip of the ice berg!"

Mom finished the joint with a large billowing cloud of smoke and crushed it out on the concreate pool deck and then we polished off our drinks and set our glasses on the caddie. With that, I settled back into schtupping Mom's pussy in a nice hard doggy-style fuck. I reached down and grabbed two big handfuls of ass firmly and now began to "steer the pod-racer". Mom sensed this and dropped her head to simply let me drive but she gripped the end of the deck lounge with her fingers and still pushed back a bit against my thrusts, her teeth now gritted in a dirty snarl.

"Oh yeah baby, just like that! Fuck me with that big boner.....just....like that," she goaded, "pound my cunt baby. Make Momma your bitch again!" A couple of locks of her hair fell forward down into her eyes, and then more and more was shaken loose; so that after several banging thrusts, a large portion of her blonde locks were down in front of her face like a submissive little sex mask from which her snarling mouth, nose, and one eye behind her sunglasses were exposed from beneath. We fucked like to mutt dogs in heat. Smacking our bodies together, mother and son - joined as one!

I leaned forward and gripping the blonde mane of my mother and as I fucked; pulled her mouth up to mine, kissing her mouth and probing her with my tongue. I was now taking what was mine and she was fully offering it to me; no hesitation or reservation - she just wanted to be fucked and bred by me! I rose back up into my dominant erect posture and she dropped her head mewing and whimpering now with each banging fuck-stroke, both my hands gripping the cheeky hips that had once bore me. I was a king at that moment, mating with my queen and it was wonderful!

After five or ten minutes of this, Mom began to emit the tell-tale labored moaning gasps of somebody who either has a painful belly ache or who is about to cum. Whining and moaning through her mouth and nose in OOOOHHHS and AAAAHHHS and obscene whispers of encouragement, she had her right hand up between her legs and was strumming her clit furiously like a guitar. It was about to happen. Her nasty words urging me on became garbled and slurry before finally just moans growls and grunts. Her eyes went wide and her mouth opened in the now all too familiar silent "O", then the orgasm hit her.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHYYYYYYEEEESSSSSS!! OOOOOHHHHH IANNNNNNN! AAGGGGGHHHHHHH!" she yelled as her body trembled and her hair tossed as her head shook violently! A warm splatter of "girlie-jizz-juice," erupted from her pee-hole and ran down my cock and balls; wetting our legs as mom dripped and messed her way through a juicy gusher of a full body blowout climax! A second spasm was directly behind it, producing another splash from Mom onto me. It was like I had just been out jogging by a puddle and somebody in an SUV drove through it drenching me only to have another truck drive through the same mud puddle and splash me again! All the while I just kept fuckin and plowin; using my arms to pull her ass cheeks down on my cock and just let that pussy of hers gush and shake and spit all it wanted to, while mom screamed and hollered and swore like she had stubbed her fucking-toe getting out of the shower! It was magnificent! Another quake hit her and her twat splashed another splatter of hot wet stuff that seemed to go everywhere, - I mean down our legs, up my belly, down my balls, up across my chest and neck, across my face; she fucking spit drops every-fucking- place with that one it seemed! It was like she had ruptured or something the way she tossed dew all over the place and screamed like something out of Game of Thrones! I still can remember that sort of, WHAT IN THE FUCK! thought that raced through my mind, but I kept pushin, fuckin, and plowin. Hey if you are going to have fun on a jet ski...you gotta enjoy being splashed right?

We finally fucked her way through her shakes, and quakes, and little tremors. Now she was hanging on my dick, impaled and breathin heavy; all mews and whimpers and sweat, it was beautiful! She looked over her shoulder through her sunglasses beneath sweat drenched locks and smiled a very weak acknowledgement of what had just happened. She sighed and mouthed a silent, "THANK YOU!", before she puckered her mouth and blew me a kissy kiss. After a minute of resting, she looked over her shoulder and decided it was time to change up the pitches.

"Ok sport, that asshole ain't gonna fuck itself! I got all the foreplay I need with that squirter, now son show me again what that dick can do to my backdoor!" Her face was a sweaty smirk behind those fucking sun glasses...what in the hell was she taking to keep all the energy up? Oh well....never mind that, I figured; I was ready to go and had yet to blow my load. Her greasy pink starfish parked between those two melon ball ass-cheeks was definitely NEXT on the menu for me!

I pulled my veiny throbber from her cunt to look down at my work. A little drip of twat syrup spilled out onto the lounge as I drew my dick out making it look like her wide open pierced gash was drooling or something, - totally wicked and horny to look at! Her pussy hung open slack like the mouth of the ghost villain mask in all those Scream movies; sagging open -all lazy, wet, and ragged. Her cunt hole looked a little like a pink cave worthy of an exploration effort in some National Geographic episode

Satisfied that I had given THAT hole a good solid poking, I moved my wobbler up past her taint to the greasy pink pucker of piles that was her poophole. My cock was all slimy with her girly jizz, - I mean it REALLY felt like she had squirted me with warm baby oil or something!... Anyhow all of THAT combined with the grease on her wrinkly backdoor allowed me to only lean a little bit into her, and my cockwurst pushed her pink pucker open with no fuckin problem – it was like somebody had greased a torpedo to slide right up into the snug torpedo tube for firing! One instant I was outside her rectum, the next I was in up to my balls in her greasy pink dunghole; all that came from Mom was a loud exhale through her nose and then she tossed her head back smiling skyward with a huge toothy smile showing rows of pearly whites, the sun glinting off her sun glasses. No, not her first rodeo.

I didn't need much coaching from here on in. I grabbed those hips and began to work that upside down valentine of an ass with my veiny telephone pole, sliding it back and forth, back and forth, in a ssssoooo nice warm greasy sodomizing fuck of Mom's asshole! Her mouth was all coos, and whispered words of motherly encouragements! I was absolutely lovin this! The only thing was mom sensed we needed something .....more.

With one hand she fished around in her bag beside us and came up with a cigar cutter, two Arturo Fuente cigars, and her lighter. She looked over her shoulder at me with a questioning grin as if to say – HHHHMM? You up to one? I nodded, I mean what would you have done? She explained herself,

"You have already smoked a good deal of my pot stash, what's the harm in you having a cigar with me? I think smoking a cigar while fucking is one of the things that make life worth living! Your father got me hooked on it! Since then, all your Aunts have caught on too! When we get together for a lickfest, we invariably raid the humidor near the laundry room! It's a good thing I'm a lawyer - this shit gets almost as expensive as the weed!"

"Yeah ok, sounds good..."

"Wait, not so fast! Iif I'm lighting your cigar while you slam me in my bad little butt-holey, UNNNGH! – by the way it is UNNNNGH! feelin SOOOO nice,....anyhow as long as that caddie is near-by, make us another drink. There is gin and vermouth below in the caddie! Just one thing Casey Jones, don't uncouple from my caboose! You up to the challenge?"

"Uh...yeah! Umm I guess,..."

"Don't worry, I'll talk you through it while you keep plowin my no-no hole! Get some fresh ice from the ice bucket..."

It was so weird and surreal. My cock was sawing in and out of Mom's greasy dung chute and she was preppin two cigars while she calmly talked me through making a martini. The whole time I was not to pull out of her and DEFINITELY not cum! She had me drop in the ice and then she told me how to add the vermouth (up to the vermouth line for two people on the shaker with a little lovers heart and a cupid shooting an arrow at the line etched on the glass), and then how to add the gin to the gin line (for two people with another little lovers heart and another cheesy little cupid). She cut the ends off both cigars and dropped them on the concrete pool deck. Then she looked over her shoulder and said,

"Ok, now barkeep....give her good shake just like you've seen me do in the past!" With that she wriggled her bum on the end of my cock for humorous emphasis. I shook and shook the martinis while plowin a woman with my cock buried up to my balls in her greasy anus! ....WOW! Yeah I know she told me not to tell the other guys but hell...who would have believed me anyhow! She was safe simply by how outrageous it was!

"Ok, next! Reach underneath me with the glasses one at a time. Put the Martini glass rims down on my belly and rub up from underneath. There is a nice pussy juice puddle underneath us and my belly is soaked, -absolutely soaked with my chick squirts! I don't have anything to flavor the glass but your aunt Maria showed me how to do this a few years ago one night when she and I were munchin away on each other!"

Like any good barkeep, I was keen to follow the requests of my patron's and I carefully ran both glass rims up and under one at a time under her belly and got them all slimy with her mess. I sniffed the glass, YEP SURE ENOUGH...THAT'S MOM ALRIGHT. Satisfied they were properly seasoned I set them on the caddie, poured two martinis, added olive juice and olives and passed one down to mom, who set the cigars down for a second and reached for her drink looking over her shoulder.

"Mission accomplished Ian! You are not just a good fuck, you are a decent bartender! You didn't even slip out of me!"

We toasted and this time I made certain to make eye contact as she looked over her shoulder. We took an opening sip and then mom set her drink down while I sipped and fucked. She put both cigars in her mouth and lit them at the same time and then passed one to me before grabbing her drink. Awesome did not even begin to describe it!

We were both on top of the world, ass-fucking in sunglasses; Martinis in one hand, cigars in our teeth, and the Phoenix sun slamming down to make us even tanner! I thought of how this would look if somebody got this on film. A high budge porno director couldn't have thought of this! Hey wait....idea for a movie? ....No let me keep going with this story.....

So anyways, we just kept sippin our drinks and Ma just turns her head while she flicks away a cigar ash and gives me the skinny on my aunts.

"They are in a pretty good mood anyway, your Aunt Sharon told me that Maria and Becky closed on two houses today and they were already getting lit up with the CLOSED sign on the door by 11:45! Sharon is going to have to drive them because they are already three sheets to the wind drunk on Champagne?"

"Champagne?"

"Yeah, they were pretty big properties and the commission on the sale will probably keep both Aunt Becky and Auntie Maria in shoes, dresses, booze, and weed for a couple of months. All of your Aunts have done really good with their sales this spring!"

"So what is Grandma doing there?"

"She came rattling down out of the mountains to visit them in her old VW bus and was going to just stay for the afternoon but now, who knows! I have a feeling this is going to be one of those 'Anything Goes' Saturdays where anything - to include a spaceship landing in our front yard could happen! Your Aunts are hitting the liquor store, ....UNNHHH OH YEAH IAN JUST LIKE THAT!....Ok where was I? "

"The liquor store?"

"Yeah, they are going to hit the liquor store and get some more wine and stuff for Martini's. Sharon said she is going to have just one drink and one joint this afternoon and then she is going to drive us all around the town tonight!"

"Tonight?"

"Just keep sipping your Martini, puffing that cigar, and fucking my hiney," she directed with a look like she had a bunch of surprises she didn't want to spoil, "we got the rest covered. Oh, they are bringing more cigars, and Grandma is getting more weed from a friend of hers here in town."

So I just kept puffin and sippin and plowin on Mom's dung hole. Again, twin clouds of smoke rose from our heads into the hot sunny air but at least this was of the "street legal" kind – not that anything else we were doing was legal. Here I was drinking under age, weed in Mom's bag, more weed coming,...fucking my Mom in her pooper, more females from my immediate family coming to join in the fuckfest apparently – what cop is not going to find something to chuckle at as he fills out the report! Then I figured – oh what the fuck...if you are going to go in.....GO ALL IN!

I took a big long pull on that cigar and a big gulp of my drink (violating the rule of sipping Martini's and never gulping) and I captained my fleshy sweaty pod racer like I was a cross between a Star Wars character and Jack Sparrow. Decency could go suck it! I took one more swig of my drink – finishing it bone dry and slid the olive into my mouth for dessert. I set my glass down on the caddie, and with BOTH hands on rump cheeks, a cigar puffing in my teeth, - I looked down Mom's rump all the long way up to her head and shoulders and........I took this baby out to sea! I was now Captain IAN, Saltiest Sea-Dog of the Seven Seas plunderer of the Spanish Main! Yo ho ho! Trim the sails for running fast and hard, there is a stiff breeze in these sails and we are bound for Tortuga by nightfall!

Mom didn't know what got into me but -hell she didn't care, and she gulped down her drink as well and stored her glass on the caddie. Now we were fueled, lubed, and ready, for a first class butt rutt! As I stroked and pushed, puffin on my stogie, Mom slinked her hand up inside her twat and began working her fingers inside while she bumped her clit with the heel of her hand. Her cigar was tight in her teeth as she whined and groaned through her nose and snarling pearly white choppers; more beads of sweat rolling down the side of her cheeks!

I felt her fingers get inside her cunt-hole and rub my shaft through the wall of her ass-chute. It got really cramped on the other side of that fleshy partition. Yep, I knew it! She was fisting herself again! Bad girl! Such a bad girl!

We rutted like this for several minutes. I found that I could go and go and go once I had cum, so now I was given Mom's bunghole a solid thrashin with reckless abandon! Mom was giving me nice slutty words of encouragement through her puffing snarl behind her cigar smoke as the minutes ticked away and the sweat ran down our bodies,

"Oh shit Ian! Just like that you nasty little fucker! AAAWWWW yeah honey!! Just....like.....that! Fuck my pooper! You are going to blow your load again in Mommy's naughty poop-hole again are you? Are you, my little fuck toy? HUNH!" I didn't answer. I was now in the moment and all I could do was nod and row Mom's ass onto my pole! I just gritted my teeth and worked my hips in a rude slippery sodomization of her nasty stinky backdoor!

"Oh I get it," she teased, " Mama has a strong silent type wreckin her rectum does she? Well that's ok!! Go ahead and wreck you wonderful filthy fucker, .....go ahead and wreck..unghhhh oh yeah, YOU FILTHY WONDERFUL FUCK! DO IT!!!" Her potty mouth was now becoming a data stream of absolute sewage and trash! To think of it...I can't remember all the nasty filthy mess she said but it didn't matter...it was having an effect on both of us! Our energy rose and rose as the minutes ticked by.....and finally I looked at my watch and couldn't believe what I saw....had I been plowin her rectum for thirty fuckin minutes? Holy shit! About that time, my balls told me they had enough, which was convenient because Mom's energy was at a point where she was about to tip over the edge herself. Cigar in her teeth she cursed and swore and then it hit her.

"RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!" she called through gritted teeth until her climax was too much and the stogie fell from her wide open mouth onto the chair an rolled onto the concrete deck trailing smoke as Mom splattered a wet cascade of warm girl jizz all over the both of us! My cock behaved like a rooster with its head cut off that was going through its death spasm as the two hard boiled eggs in my scrotum crowed hard and spouted the necessary ingredients for a piping hot egg- white omelet up through my dick into Mom's guts! I let out a loud RRRRGGGGGGGGHHH! through my nose as my cock spouted and spouted! Oh it felt so fucking good!!! We shook and shook and quaked and spasmed until the climax finished with us.

We collapsed forward onto the lounge and we lay there, panting and wheezing. Mom found her cigar and put it back in her gob. I lay on top of her puffing mine with my slackening dick in her greasy pooter as we both enjoyed the intimacy of a post-fuck smoke. After about ten minutes we heard Aunt Sharon's van pull into the front driveway. We didn't move – Mom's sisters knew the way. The gate opened and my aunts stepped into the back courtyard. My three aunts, they were a site – they were laughing and carrying on and they had apparently already gotten into their white terry-cloth bathrobes before getting into my Aunt Sharon's van. They found the two of us lying together, cock up bum; a greasy satisfied sweaty mess just waiting to be messed with some more!

"Well, well, well," my Aunt Maria's voice rang through the air, "aren't you two getting along nicely!" She strode up to us in pink high heels that clicked on the pool surface and the sun shined on her frizzy Nordic blonde hair. With her pale skin, blue eyes, bouncing boobs, and high cheekbones under that short blond mane; she had the look of a female Bond villain about her all the time wherever she went. Ever since I could remember, she had this way about her that always made her seem majestic, towering, -even statuesque.

Beside her came Aunt Sharon, clicking along in lime green heels, carrying the contents of their trip to the liquor store; resupplies of vermouth and gin to keep the martinis flowing for the ladies plus a bottle of cheap pink wine. Aunt Sharon was the big boobed one of the family and of her sisters; she looked the most like mom with her shoulder length hair, blue eyes and the same butt. Mom and Maria had some nice huge ones but Aunt Sharon had WHOPPERs and she had even had them made bigger for when she was stripping with my Mom years ago to a gargantuan size but now she had them down to something a bit more whopper-juniorish that made them look like a pair of cantaloupes struggling to get out of whatever she was wearing; I desperately wanted to rub my face in them for the longest time!

"Definitely looks like they don't need to break the ice or nothing," she snorted at her own joke –definitely my mom's sister!

Aunt Becky, loudest and most rambunctious of my aunts cackled at us and shook her head behind a pair of bifocals that combined with her short brown hair, made her look like the slutty schoolteacher fantasy we have all beat off to when it's just us, some tissues and the computer. She had these high heeled leather sandal things on that showed off red painted toenails. I knew beneath the robe she had the nicest big booty ass of all my aunts, and I often had noticed it when I had seen her in shorts. It was not too freakin' big but it was nice and round – just ripe for a good plow! She had a suitcase of clothes; all the ladies' stuff for the night at the "watering hole" my mom had mentioned on the phone.

"Well both of you get up and let's see the damage! Get over here and pass out hugs n' kisses!" she said setting her bag down and opening her arms to get the first of the hugs.

"Well sport, its show time," Mom said to me over her shoulder, "get up and let's show these ladies a proper greeting!" I got up off mom and set my cigar on an ashtray at the side of the caddie; as I did, my cock made a wet slurping farty sound from Mom's bung hole that everybody could hear! There was a pregnant pause as every one of my aunts was registering what they heard and saw, then I was hit by an explosion of screaming female laughter. The three MILFs standing in front of us bent at the knees and fell into each other; arms extended to hold each other up like three drunk sailors on shore leave as they laughed their way through my post sex pratfall comedy.

"What's so funny, you know very well what we were doin'," Mom said feigning hurt feelings as she rose and walked to my aunts with her arms outstretched, " and your cunts and bum-holes have made worse sounds after sex! I have heard every one of them!" She walked straight to Aunt Becky and gave her a warm embrace and a full open-mouthed kiss and then promptly did the same to Sharon and Marie while I just stood their stupefied watching something I had only seen in porns!

"So you've plucked that one?" Aunt Sharon said to my mom. She and my other two aunts were looking at my greasy nastified cock fresh out of mom's asshole and I felt quite satisfied with their looks at it; they were completely jaw dropped – all three! It's good to be the king!

"Yep," Mom replied, "been goin at it in one fashion or another since last night! Yesterday afternoon we even jacked and jilled out here by the pool!"

My Aunt Maria elbowed me in the ribs, "Better be careful with that mother of yours, she'll wear that big telephone pole of yours down to a toothpick,....and we wouldn't want that to happen," when she said this she reach over and took my slicked up hanging dong in her hands and gave it a playful tug. As she did, her robe fell open and she was naked beneath the terry cloth. The other two took her cue and opened their robes to dispense with the formalities of hiding anything. The same was true for them; as they talked to my mom and untied their robes, they were naked as the day they were born -except for the shoes and jewelry! I couldn't believe it, - they had ridden over from Aunt Sharon's naked under their robes in her van after changing out of their work attire! These bitches were crazy!

Aunt Maria brought her fingers up to her nose after touching my foul penis and sniffed before popping them in her mouth for a taste test. She pulled them out with a smack and gave her verdict,

"Yep, he just came, butt sex," she said matter of factly with a knowing smile to Sharon and Becky. The other two women did the wide eyed smile of fake shock and surprise. Aunt Sharon spanked my mom on the ass and commented that she was a very bad bad girl for leading me astray while Becky hugged Mom tight and kissing her neck made a suggestion in her ear. Mom snorted through a little giggle and nodded to Aunt Becky and then moved aside from the rest of us, turned around and squatted low, legs wide. She looked back over her shoulder directly at me,

"This is the SHOW your Aunt Becky and I used to do after butt sex son! Watch an' learn!"

Becky dropped her robe to the concrete and now got down on the deck below Mom so that her face was directly under Mom's pooper. Mom grimaced and flexed, and squatted lower and lower, while Becky opened her mouth. Mom's pink puckered bung hole let out a wet fart and then she got a hold of what she was straining against; a large dribble of my semen that looked like gloppy pudding ran out of her butt hole with a loud splatter straight into Becky's mouth! She caught it in her gob like she was catching a shrimp at a sushi bar and she didn't spill a drop of the nasty custard!

My other two aunts feigned horrified gross-out with me and we laughed our asses off as Becky and Mom stood up nude to the world and took a bow before embracing and swapping spit with tongues fucking each other's cocksucker. Again...not their first rodeo. Becky wasn't done with the show; she ran straight over to me, dropped to her knees and took my dong in her mouth, proceeding with a wonderfully nasty blowjob. She stopped after a few strokes as Mom and the other two crowded around us for a peek and looked up at Aunt Maria,

"Yep, forensics has determined there was butt sex at this crime scene," she said dead-pan to the other three cackling women before popping my dong back into her mouth for a good sucking. The other three women crowded in closer chatting and touching each other's boobies absentmindedly catching up on things. All the while I am getting my dick sucked and Aunt Sharon is breaking the ice by bringing my hands up to fondle her titties (which I rubbed with enthusiasm), and Maria from time to time in the conversation would lean forward to rub my balls as Becky slurped my pecker! Mom looked at me and smiled,

"See Ian, I wasn't full of bullshit and just all high and horny! We are bringing you into the THING! You just have one test for me and these women. You've fucked me and cum in me everywhere you could except my left nostril; now can you fuck these ladies and your grandma when she gets here! It's part of the rite of passage into our little circle, our little fuck-clique! Can you do it? We'd love to have you in the sex coven!" I nodded back to her. Mom looked down at Becky after about four minutes,

"How is he coming along?"

"Good," Becky said with a wet pop as she pulled away from my cock, "you wore him down to nothing but I am reviving him. He's nice an firm now," she said with her mouth smiling wide; banging my hardening boner against the side of her chin, cheek, and mouth like a veiny rubber baton," he won't come fast now –that's for sure! He'll be nice and ready to fuck us properly n' spooge inside us where it is nice and dark and wet when the time comes!" With that she popped my boner back in her mouth and began deep-thoating me while the fondling and giggling continued up top. After another three minutes of this mom clapped her hands twice at a pause in the conversation to make an announcement,

"Break it up, break break! It is time for this young lad to fuck! Who's first?"

"Oh me! Me! Me! Me! I win! I win! I win! I called first!," cried my Aunt Sharon hopping up and down bimbo style in her green heels; her enormous boobs bouncing and her eyes wide with anticipation behind her sunglasses which had slipped down to the edge of her nose! Like Mom, she had her tits pierced but the piercings were these funky little barbell thingies that put a knob of silver on either side of her nipples making her look like somebody had pierced a set of melons in a fuckin fruit market! She was more talkative than Mom (if that is possible), and like Mom; her tongue was pierced so as she yapped and yammered, the sun kept glinting on the piece of metal sticking through her cock licker! Yeah definitely Mom's sister!

"Ok Sharon," Mom agreed picking up her cigar which was still smoking and taking a puff, "you're up! The rest of you ladies get into the batter's box!" She motioned with her head to the plush papa-san chair with its pillow pile under the ramada. We wheeled the caddie over to the edge of the circular "pillow-pile-chair" and I retrieved my cigar while we all mixed new drinks, curtesy of the gin and vermouth brought by Sharon. Aunt Maria produced more cigars; little short Garcias. She lit one for herself and Becky. Mom still had hers and was puffing away. Sharon said she would share mine as she stroked my boner with one hand –keeping me hard. With her other hand she plucked the cigar from my kisser and popped it in her cock-sucker, taking a good long hard drag.

"When you are ready for another one ladies, -and Ian; there are more here," said Aunt Maria setting the lighter and cigar box on the caddie. Ok, again –awesome doesn't even come close to describing it! Now that everyone had drinks, stogies, and something to get naked and busy with, we climbed into our positions. Mom changed the music from that New Age stuff she like to a more funky sort of techno-rave station that kind of plays trance music 24/7. Perfect fuck music! Mom, Maria, and Becky climbed into the papa san bowl leaving their lit cigars in the ashtray on the caddie and their drinks on the ground at the edge of the big bowl of pillows. Sharon and I got on the leather fainting chaise that Mom and I stained earlier. Sharon sniffed the wet spot like a poodle looking for a place to pee; her big naked rump directly in front of me as she bent over and held my cigar high in the air to one side in a sort of dainty fashion.

She feigned disgust at what she smelled with a giggle and then raised one leg pretending to be a doggie peeing on the spot to cover up a marked territory. We both snickered at her little pantomime and then she stood up, took my cock in her hand rubbing it; and kissed me deeply with lots of tongue. She broke away after a few seconds with a smile looking into my eyes,

"You like doggie style?"

"Hell yeah!" I answered.

"Good," she said popping my cigar in her mouth and getting on the chaise facing the back of the chair, ass high in the air for me, "well let's get to it! Just like your mom, I love being a bit submissive and I crave it when I get plowed from behind with my head down and my ass high! Make me your bitch fellah! You can select yer holes as we go along; just take charge and make me howl!" Like my mom, she had a shaved puffy pussy with nice "meat curtain" labial lips. Also like Mom, she had a pierced clit and a pink balloon knot for a bung-hole. She shaved her beaver with a funky little soul patch of pubic hair up high, and she had had little ringlets piercing both the hood of her clit, and the meatflaps of her labia. The clitty ring itself had what looked like a cobalt blue knob which stood out against the silver ring and the ball knob rested smack dab across her clitty.

I hopped up behind her and placed my cock at the entrance to her pussy. She fingered her clitty and soon, after working it around a bit and working together, we both achieved sufficient lubrication on her cunt-hole so that I was able to pop in and gain entry to her. I slid halfway up into my Aunt's pussy and then with a couple more strokes, I pushed in balls-deep. She puffed out a gigantic cloud of cigar smoke and whined and moaned a little, my stogie still clenched in her teeth,

"Oh yeah Ian! My sister taught you good! Now start buckin and pushin!" Like I needed to be told. I grabbed her by both hips and sawed in and out of my Auntie Sharon's pussy. We plowed and banged for several minutes.

I looked over to the bowl full of pillows. Mom, Becky, and Maria were commencing with a lick and finger fest from what I could see. About that time we heard the rattle and clatter of my grandmother's old VW bus pulling into the driveway honking the horn making a mee-beep sound!

"Now it's a party! Hope she brought the weed," commented Mom from the tangled lesbo pasta of legs and pillows body parts in the pillow pit. My two other licking aunts moaned, MMM-HHHMMMM'd, and giggled in what sounded like a sort of collective agreement. A minute later the pool gate swung open and there came my grandmother, no white robe; just a red baggy moo moo gown type thing and a beat up leather cowboy hat with inlaid turquoise gems inlaid across the front hiding her short cut grey hair. She wore John Lennon style sunglasses with peace symbols in the middle of each lens, looking like she just stepped out of a drum circle in French Polynesia or some part of a deepest equatorial rainforest, ....or Berkeley (where she originally did her undergrad stuff before she got pregnant by one of her professors...my grandfather – long story-some other time).

She clopped across the concrete in her leather sandals and held up the big bag of weed my aunts had all chipped in on like it was some sort of prize fish she had just landed. A cheer went up from both Aunt Sharon, whom I had stopped plowin momentarily to see Grandma's entrance, and from the battle in the pillow pile which had apparently ceased action at the prospect of both fresh supplies of weed, and reinforcements in the form of Grandma's (or Oma's as the grandkids called her), tongue and other bits!

She surveyed the scene of carnage; hands on hips, shaking her head in a scolding sort of Tsk Tsk Tsk manner of feigned disappointment, "You all couldn't wait for me?" She was greeted with a chorus of "no's" and "nopes".

"Well," she said stepping out of the big flamboyant flowery native-hippy –"whatever"-robe, "I guess I am going to have to teach each of you a lesson!" Grandma now stood naked for all of us to see, showing off her tribal tattoos and pierced titties that drooped and sagged but nonetheless glinted in the afternoon sun. She even had a little dangly gold something-or-ruther chain dropping out of her pierced clitty, which was shrouded in a mound of gray furry pubes. I already knew her to not be a milk and cookies granny but I never quite figured she was a weed, booze n'fuck granny. I had a mental paradigm shift right there, like I was in the Matrix or something, - How Deep Does the Rabbit Hole Go?......

She went to the edge of the pillow bowl and passed out hugs and kisses to Mom and my Aunts, only the kisses were what would best be described as graphic and Sapphic. I don't think you could get any more tongue action at an ice cream cone eating contest! Hands playfully tweaked nippies and rubbed bums. Loud greetings were issued and the weed bag was tossed into the center of the pillow bowl to the cheers of its occupants! The mood was something a bit like in the old movies where Robin Hood meets his merry band of men, only in this case Robin and the merry band were all women ready to plug each other's knot-holes and notches with tongues and fingers and Robin happened to be a geriatric bisexual hippie professor with a penchant for weed, booze, piercings, and debauchery – other than that it was the same thing!

Grandma then looked over at me and Sharon. I had started pushin and plowin again, well...because it felt so good and I figured salutations were coming my way anyhow. I was right. Grandma came over arms spread apart.

"THERE HE IS! MY LITTLE GRANDSON! AWWW! And I can see we've brought him into -IT! Welcome into the fold -youngest of the clan!" She through her arms around me and I stopped pushin to receive her hug.

"Oh don't stop on my account," Oma corrected me, "get that hiney bangin! Can't you see your Auntie Sharon requires your – tender attentions?" She gave my ass a playful slap as I started bucking again, then she kissed me full on the mouth and for the first time, I got a kiss from my grandma that was not a sweet little birthday smooch-peck. Ok...this girl definitely got around I could tell; for what she did in my mouth with her tongue and her lips were much stronger than I anticipated. She broke the lip lock and shifted over to the side of Aunt Sharon and threw her arms around her neck – all hugs and greetings and positive hippy love energy. She then locked lips on Sharon in another lesbo tongue battle that lasted for about a ten count – both my aunt and grandma were adept apparently at breathing through their noses and it made me all the more hornier. I plowed Sharon's pussy now as a sort of inspired masturbatory tool in appreciation of the lesbian tongue-fest happening in front of me! Finally Grandma broke the lip lock and the two women smiled at each other.
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