Chapter 12.3


Anyhow, Laura slammed five beers one after another while we were talking about what we wanted to do and then her "thimble bladder" let her know she was ready! She gave me a thumbs up and she went into my mom's bathroom to sit on the can. I started filming in the hallway and then walked into Mom's bedroom and then angled the camera through the open door to the bath.

Laura was "girly wanking" herself silly with her shorts off and really getting into it. Her panties were down around one shoe and she had the other shoe off on the floor like she'd brought everything down in a hurry! It was the perfect opening shot...she even had her mouth open and was exhaling a loud HHHAAAAHHHH as I poked the camera through the door!

"AAAGHH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PERVERT?" Laura shouted at the camera, "CAN'T ANYONE USE THE BATHROOM IN PEACE? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE MY LITTLE BROTHER...TURN THE CAMERA OFF AN ACT YOUR AGE - YOU ARE EIGHTEEN NOW NOT TWELVE!"

Perfect! She even convinced ME that she was my big sister the way she yelled at me! This was golden!

I did the rotten little brother, "I caught you 'doing-the-nasty' by yourself and I have proof," routine and then she immediately screamed at me and threw a shoe and a roll of toilet paper at me! Priceless! The scene went for another half minute where she threatened me with all kinds of hollow shit that she couldn't back up while I giggled and kept filming until she finally breaks down and starts crying for the camera; knowing she is busted!

"What is the matter with you?" I said with my voice still off camera, "You act like I shot your dog!"

"It's just," she sobbed looking heartbroken in the camera, "ever since my boyfriend Kevin broke up with me for that stupid chick at our community college, I have been down... so down... and horny!" Then just like we agreed upon for the script talk-thru; she struck up a deal with me,

"Look little bro," she said, "I know you are still a virgin and you have yet to do anything more than get your fingers wet with a girl!"

"Shut up! Anybody watching this she doesn't know what she is talking about!"

"Listen," she said, "I have a case of girlie blue-balls and YOU little brother have never had a girl drain your nuts EVER...so why don't we work something to our mutual benefit?...Take that cock of yours out!"

And so it went, my cousin Laura had me jerk myself for the camera (careful not to get my face in the shot from the bath mirror) and then she reached over and jerked me for a bit while I moaned like I was in junior high and had just found my uncle's Playboy collection! She then had me come in for a close-up shot while she pissed in the bowl. We got it all on camera! It was brilliant the way she improvised too; starting and stopping her piss-stream like she was doing bathroom parlor tricks.

She now said that she wanted me to finger bang her while she peed. We were making magnificent kink here! She had been holding a nice long "whizz" up inside her bladder and so when I got down on my knees and began digit diddling her pussy and clit, she cut loose with a warm steamy ammonia splatter all over my hand while I kept filming. She pissed and yelled AAAGGGHHH in a real fakeroo cry of passion while I fingered and filmed! After she pretended to cum with a screaming OHHHHH AACKKK AAAAGHHH in a total bladder dump that was all beer and no real girly cum; she suggested to her "little brother" that he needed his dick to be sucked. I was ready to oblige!

Laura blew me sitting on the toilet in a wonderful deepthroat while I filmed. She was still pissing in the bowl and now and again, I dropped the camera down to take a look at how the waterworks were comin' along. It helped that she'd slugged down two diet cokes and a Red Bull before coming over to the house so this was no "trick photography"... she really had to go!

Anyhow...I kept saying, OH SIS AGHHH! THIS IS GREAT! and sounding like a moronic little brother who was halfway to heaven with each sucking stroke! Yeah it wasn't exactly high art and the dialogue could of been better, but the feedback I have received since then is that it is a pretty good piece of horny footage! I just kept going OOH SIS! YEAH THAT FEELS SO GOOD..AAAWW I WON'T TELL ANYONE and stuff like that until finally, I felt my nutsack go tight and I winked at my cousin to let her know!

She opened her mouth and I blew a very real and heartfelt ball-gasm on her tongue as I yelled AAAAGGGGHHH!! (and that really was for-real folks because it felt outstanding)! Laura can suck cock let me tell you! She kept jerking my cock and letting it splooge on her tongue until my nuts and cock ran out of gas. She then let me get a nice close-up shot of her open mouth full of cock-custard; right before she gulped the whole salty load on down! She then turned and looked directly into the camera saying,

"Ok brother! Now give me the camera so I can erase this! It's mine anyway! Oh and if you ever want to do this again...don't be steal my camera and stay out of my room!"

"Ok Sis! I won't." I said like a little moron who'd just gotten the blowjob of his life!

"Good," Laura said, "now get into my bedroom because I need some more relief and I'm going to fuck you!" I then stopped the camera after focusing the lens on one singular blob of cum on the corner of her mouth that she scooped up with her finger and licked clean with an MMMM YUMMY BROTHER!

That was it. We'd done it! It was my first film with my cousin Laura and we were about to knock out two more. I was already rearing to go and so was she!

I washed my pee-smelling hand in the sink and we moved downstairs and outside to the pool. There I filmed Laura naked on one of the lounge chairs by the pool as she masturbated for the camera. She strummed her clit with her legs raised up and spread wide so that she looked like a lovely graceful gymnast or ballerina who just desperately needed to "rub one out" by the pool!

Her fingers found their way into her cunt-hole and she plowed and knuckle-fucked her quim furiously while her other hand tapped away a desperate Morse code message of alarm upon her swollen clitty! She kept going and going at it like this for several minutes until her face contorted in blissful agony and she could take it no more. She screamed out a loud EEEEYAAAAGGGGGHHHH OOOOOOHHHHH and splattered both the lounge and my camera lens! Again... I got it all on film.

For the last film clip, we decided to knock out an impromptu gonzo fuck on the cushions of the enormous papasan chair. It was good because I could pretty much film her at any angle and so we started with a quick doggy style pussy fuck followed by flipping her over for a modified missionary position. A minute or so later I had her come up and give me another blow job, followed by me flipping her around for a doggy style anal fuck that lasted for several minutes. I then had her flip over again in the swamp of plush pillows and cushions so that she lay on her back with her legs and heels up behind her shoulders, (so that her high heels which she still had on were tightly behind her head). I pushed the mushroom head of my dong into her turd tunnel, filming the whole thing!

One of her hands now frantically diddled at her clit while the other fisted her g-spot and I rammed my dork in and out of her rectum. In about four minutes Laura gave me the frantic "look" like she was "there" again and as she screamed AAAGGGHHHHHH and splattered my tummy and the camera once more! I blew the contents of my nutsack up into her colon with a loud and thunderous AARRRRRGGGHHHH! that felt sooo freaking good! I then pulled out and had her suck me clean in a nasty bit of ass to mouth before I then had her flip around to spread her ass cheeks and push my cum out for the camera. She pushed and pushed and her anal gape cream pie transformed itself into the most beautiful "stewed-tomato butthole-prolapse" you could ever imagine (complete with my cum dripping out of it). I got it all on film!

We went inside and back upstairs. We hadn't worked for all that long but we were happy with what we'd put together. I downloaded the three movies onto my laptop and then onto Laura's detachable drive.

"Well," I said to her, "that is it. Aunt Sharon is coming at seven to pick me up."

"We still have some time," said Laura. I asked her what she had in mind.

"I wanna go again," she said pulling back the sheets and covers on my bed, "besides we can finish that last beer together from the six-pack and I am in the mood for a slow afternoon fuck from my boy-friend/cousin/hubby!" She said this oh so sweetly to me and I realized that although I'd been laid several times before in the last five days...I never had the "girlfriend in the bedroom and we have the house to ourselves experience" yet.

I grabbed the can of beer from my desk and handed it to her and then she moved over in my twin bed to make room for me! We were two happy bollicky bare-assed kids rolling around in my bed. All I would need to make it complete is for Mom come home and disapprove to make the fantasy complete and the irony was she wouldn't disapprove in the least!

It was five o'clock. We settled into a happy kissy-fuck with me atop my cousin in the classic missionary position. I just lay on her and she parted her legs while she shifted her pelvis and SWOOSH; my cock slid right up into her! I reached up underneath and grabbed her shoulders; pulling myself inside until I was sheathed up in my smiling cousin for a friendly late afternoon fuck (complete with the beer we shared between the two of us)!

We rubbed each other's faces and kissed. We smiled, sniffed, and enjoyed each other's smell; really getting to know each other (as opposed to the Sunday fuck where we were all pretty stoned and drunk and I was going for quantity and not quality time)! Well, it was official at least in our minds; I had a girlfriend and I was fucking her in my bed - so what if it was my cousin Laura!

"So are you happy," she asked me in between kisses, sips of beer, and grinding fuck strokes, "with the photo sessions and the film shoots?"

"Oh hell yeah," I said kissing her and sliding back up into her; making my balls smack into her asshole, " so what are you going to name your website?"

"Laura's Loft," she said, "I am going to have our cousins, Courtney and Claire work the art for the homepage. I am going to have sexy naked female caricature of myself climbing a ladder up to a loft entrance at the top of the page. I'll be beckoning the viewer to 'following me on up for some fun!' Claire even said she could get it to move."

"That's a cool idea!" I answered. Laura then polished off the last of the beer and hit my wastebasket with it in a perfect shot that didn't touch the rim but rattled around with the other empty cans in the bottom. She then kissed me on my neck and sniffed and licked my ears saying,

"...and so my lover who makes me so happy and horny, what are you going to name your site?"

"I was thinking 'Ian's Room'," I told her as my cock slewed in and out of the lovely warmth of her cunt, "then I decided I didn't like it, so I thought about 'Mega MILFs, GILFs, and Hotties,' but I trashed that idea as soon as I had it. Finally I thought, "where is the first place I was ever laid?' I had my answer; across the hall here in this house; in MOM'S BIG BED! I like the name, 'Mom's Big Bed,' because it creates all sorts of idea's for a porn surfer to use their imagination against before they ever even click the link!"

"You could do a cool cartoon like Claire is doing for me," Laura suggested in between kisses on my lips.

"Yeah," I answered, "I could have a middle-aged MILF of a mom with her hair up in curlers opening her bathrobe and pointing to her bed as her eighteen to twenty-year-old son walks by her bedroom; y'know in a sort of 'c'mon son, nobody will find out and Mommy is lonely,' sort of way!"

"Yeah," Laura answered back, "that sounds really cool! I could see where that would work!" So anyway that was how my website; Mom's Big Bed got its inspiration.

Anyhow, I now felt my orgasm coming around the corner. I really was hot for my cousin and I wanted to blow my load in her pussy! I picked up the pace until I began to feel a little tickle in my ballsack yet I kept edging and surfing my boygasm. I wanted to blow my load in Laura but only if it was good for her!

"Laura," I told her, "I am gonna squirt my cum in you! Are you there?"

"Close sweetie," she told me in-between nibbles and licks of my earlobe and tongue fucks of my ear, " just blow your load in my pussy. Like my mom told you earlier; me n' my sisters are all on the pill. I wanna collect some of your squirts inside me -its so nice and comforting and yummy. I like your cum...ALOT!"

With that she dropped her hand down between us and rubbed her clit while I continued to plow and grind away. In a couple of minutes she was shaking and I stopped edging and just let my nutsack blow a big release of salty boy-butter deep into her puss-pipe as she screamed and whimpered and came; leaving a trickle of pussy piddle against my sheets. In another first; my sheets had been broken in!

"Stay inside me Ian," Laura said all cooing and happy-eyed, "if you go slack at least you're inside me and we can bump and grind and cuddle-fuck until you are ready to go again!" I nodded and she kissed me saying,

"Someday Ian, I want to be rich enough where I am independently wealthy! I don't know if I am going to get married but I would like to get pregnant. Maybe even with more than one kid. I would kinda like it if one of those babies was yours! You don't have to answer now. I just want you to know that if you ever want to fuck for keeps and make a life... the offer stands! I'd like you to get me pregnant and fat with a great big baby-belly! I think you have a really pretty face and you are going to have beautiful children Ian!"

With that, despite the fact that my cock was going slack I felt a little twitch in my balls (and in my heart). Her words gave me motivation and I began to plow my loins up into her. She began to coo and moan again while I kissed and devoured her lips (in-between nibbling her ears, neck, and nipples)!

In about four minutes time I had fuck-lumber; big veiny and hard and I commenced to plowing away at her sopping wet puss-hole! Ten minutes later and we were both hollering our way through another screamer of a mutual orgasm. We repeated the process and twenty minutes after that, we were both cumming again! I then dozed off and Laura did too with my penis up inside her warm lovely pink box that I had plastered and soaked through and through with my cum!

I think we were out for about fifteen minutes; me sleeping atop her with my cock inside her and her with her arms around me. She had her head turned to me; her sleeping breaths a series of soothing sips in my ears. We had fucked each other into a blissful relaxing nap of post-orgasmic slumber. It was good because I'd need my rest before my date with crazy Aunt Sharon! I was awakened with a swat on my ass...HARD TOO!

"YEEOOOW!" I exclaimed as I rose up and Laura jumped beneath me! I spun around in the bed and saw Mom glaring at me. She held the rolled up magazine in her hand that she'd just swatted me with.

"SO THIS IS THE THANKS I GET FOR WORKING ALL DAY?" Mom thundered! Her voice rang through the entire house! She continued shouting at us with,

"I COME HOME AND FIND YOU FUCKING THIS TWO-BIT WHORE-SLUT?" Her face was a mask of rage and accusation. Her lower lip was even quivering.

"Forget it Ma," I said, "I know you r'e faking! Very funny."

"Yeah Auntie Petra," said Laura, "you'd be the last one to come down hard on your kids for having sex after school!" Laura pulled the pillow over her face like she really wasn't in the mood from being awakened from our "fuck-nap-sleepy-time." Mom's face softened as she'd knew she couldn't fake judgmental rage... she was a poor actress in that respect! She tiptoed over to Laura and plucked the pillow from her face and said to her niece in a squeaky happy voice,

"Oh so how was it? He was good - wasn't he!" Laura grinned up at my mom and then she jumped up and kissed her full on the mouth saying,

"I feel like a big gooey éclair I'm so loaded up with his cream!" Laura announced to my mom. The two hugged.

"That's soooo nice honey," Mom said, "it feels good to get a bunch of boy-batter blasted up your poke-pipe doesn't it!" The two nodded together and giggled and hugged. Mom then turned to me saying,

"Ok sport! Shower up and get downstairs! I have a TV dinner in the microwave for you. Shovel it in your face and get ready... your Aunt Sharon will be here any minute!

"What about Laura?" I asked getting out of bed and stepping out towards the shower.

"Well," said Mom looking into my garbage can by my desk and pushing my cousin back down in my bed, "judging by the beer cans in your trash basket here; your cousin Laura will need to sober up before she gets back on the road!" Mom dropped her rolled-up magazine and slipped out of her bathrobe and then said,

"and I have the perfect way to spend time helping her sober up!" With that my now naked mommy hopped into my bed with my cousin Laura and as the two women got "better aquainted," I headed off to the shower.

When I came back into my room the two were in a torrid sixty-nine and my mom was apparently trying to lick and slurp every last drop of my semen from my cousin's pussy! The two women munched and moaned and wailed like a pair of lesbo banshees! I got dressed for my date and even sprayed on some of the nice stink water Mom had purchased for me; all while watching Mom and Laura munch clam-cakes and finger each-other's buttholes!

"Oh Ian," said Laura remembering something and looking up at me from between Mom's thighs as I tried to leave the room, "I almost forgot... Sharon and her girls and Maria and her girls all have been taking photos too... just like the ones we downloaded today! You are all set for initial naked pictures for the site! Sharon even had some photos emailed from her stripper girlfriends so you'll have no shortge of tits and ass when we go hot with this thing! I'll tell Claire and Courtney about your idea for your site, Mom's Big Bed!"

"
Mom's Big Bed?" asked my mom up from down underneath Laura's thighs and pussy.

"I'll explain later Aunt Petra," Laura said, "Oh Ian... one more thing hubby!"

"Yeah," I said looping my belt through my pants, "what?"

"I want a kiss!" Laura said with the smirk of a girl saying goodbye to her boyfriend.

"Me too!" squeaked Mom from down below Laura's thighs. I walked over and kissed my Mom and got heavy tongue action from her. I then moved over to Laura and kissed her deeply, tasting my mother's cunt all over her lips. It was nice and inviting but I had to hurry now. I left and went downstairs to quickly devour a TV dinner from the microwave while the two ladies upstairs continued to devour each other!

I'd just finished my dinner (actually wolfing it down like a half-starved junkyard mutt) and was polishing off a glass of water when the doorbell rang. I looked at my watch, it was seven o'clock. Sharon was right on time!

I walked to the door and Sharon was there in a set of jeans and a blouse with a black jacket sort of thing. She looked beautiful and smelled even better. Her van, "Fifty Shades of Grey" was running in the drive-way. She opened her arms and gave me a super big hug and a passionate kiss as she said,

"MMMM Ian! You look awesome! I could gobble you up right here!" She kissed me again and then she asked,

"So where is your Mom?" About that time we heard Mom and Laura let out combined shrieks and wails from upstairs and then we distinctly heard my mom scream,

"UUUUGGGHH OOOOHHH AGGGGHH I AM FUCKING GONNA CUM! MAKE ME FUCKING CUM LAURA! AAAGHHH YEAAAHHH!" Sharon looked at me and smirked a sort of sideways crooked smile like she knew perfectly well where my mom was and what she was up to!

"What do you say we just get going?" she snickered and she gave me her arm. We walked to her van while Mom and Laura's thrashing and wailing continued to sound from my window! We headed out on our "date." In no time we were over at the mall and in the lobby of the multiplex cinema.

"Okay my beautiful cock," Sharon said to me, "do you know what is up next?"

"Uh. movies?" I asked.

"Not just movies lover," she said, "we are talking chick flicks so boring you'll want to poke your own eyes out. Hell, I won't even want to look at the screen."

"Why?" I asked, slightly annoyed because I could see clearly on the markee at least three good flicks that I'd wanted to see for weeks.

"It's not about you seeing a movie dipshit," she said with her smirk, " it's about letting her seeing what she wants and then somewhere in the dark you get a little something something upon your something something. Get it?"

I nodded but I wasn't enthusiastic about sitting through the next two hours of some flick that shitloads of bearded intellectuals loved and not a single straight male would ever even consider...I guarantee you there were absolutely zero action figures or video games that spun off this thing! I think it was called "Learning to Let Go and Cry It All Out While She Waits for You to Man-Up," or some such crap! We got our tickets and a big tub of buttered popcorn and went inside.

We sat in the back in a corner. There were only a few other people in the theater (I counted eight), and they were all down front and to the center. The house lights were still on but it was pretty clear we'd have good cover once it got dark in that theater (especially because we were on the second level, up and away from the bearded sensitive types and their dates down front).

Oh I figured this was going to be so freaking easy. The house lights came down and the screen began to show previews. Sharon had me take off my jacket and put it my lap and she did the same with the blouse jacket she was wearing. In the dark Aunt Sharon immediately flew into action (meaning her fingers got my zipper down and my cock out through both the opening of my boxers and the fly of my khakis and she proceeded to jerk me in a lovely handjob).

Yeah it was all going well, until the two little old ladies came up the stairs and sat in the row ahead of us and about five seats to the left. A middle aged couple came up the stairs and sat two rows, directly in front of us and lastly a woman who I'd guess was in her early fifties sat in our row... about six seats away. OH SHIT! I looked at my aunt and there was concern all over my face.

"Relax," she whispered in my ear with a kiss on my neck, "baby this is part of your training. You aren't watching a movie in your bedroom getting laid with the drapes drawn-shut, you're having public sex in a dark movie theater. Hey.. in school I had a guy finger me to a squirting orgasm in my college cafeteria through a hole in my cutoffs at lunch and nobody found out! If I can do that ... we can do this! Now relax, kiss me, and enjoy a nice handjob from Aunty Sharon!"

I calmed down, we kissed, and Sharon jerked my cock. I sucked upon her lips and tongue and then she reciprocated while frigging my dork in a rapid-fire up and down motion until I had hardwood worthy of any Brazilian logging firm! I shot a look over at the woman who was sitting in our row. She was looking at the trailers; not even glancing our way.

"Finger me!" Aunt Sharon whispered in my ear. She pulled her hand back from my lap and covered my boner with my jacket. She then slowly unzipped and unsnapped her jeans. For cover she had her own jacket in her lap and then she had the large tub of popcorn...perfect. I dove my hand down in under her jacket, found the opening of her jeans and my fingers and thumb silently slipped beneath the waistband of her panties like five little ninjas! I was in!

I finger blasted her for a long time (switching hands now and again), as we stole kisses and she rubbed my boner here and there. When I would turn her way (like we were a happy couple in the dark playing kissy-face games), Aunt Sharon would look over my shoulder and keep and eye on the woman, just to make sure we were not being watched. We were good; Sharon kept whispering in my ear saying,

"She's not watching us. She is watching the movie... just keep finger banging my kitty-kat, sweeties!" I kept up my finger-diddling and for my trouble, after about twenty-five or thirty minutes of on again, off again mutual-masturbation, my kinky Aunt sank her face down into my neck and shoulder as she choked back a scream while my fingers brought her to a sort of silent cum that sounded like UNNNNGGGGFF - MMMMMFFFFFGGHH from her! I even said a BLESS YOU! in a loud whisper like she'd sneezed but nobody turned our way - the musical score had been a little loud and dramatic at that point anyhow.

Since then, I have used action movies, science fiction flicks and war movies on dates to maximum advantage because if the music and action is really freaking loud, nobody will hear either you or her as you have that naughty little MMMMMFFFFFGGHH! down in the darkness of your seats (oh, and if they do, pretend like it was a sneeze)! Trust me, it works. It is also the ultimate kinky thrill! Speaking of kinky thrills; let me tell you what happened next!

"I want to blow you!" Sharon whispered when she finally had control of herself. She had already pulled my fingers out of her now sopping wet cunt and sucked them clean just to show me she was ready for a little oral action.

"What are you crazy," I said, "you can't blow me in here?"

"Yes I am crazy, you know that by now," she whispered back in my ear, "you should know better, oh and I've blown plenty of guys in movie houses. Its no big deal... I even went down on a chick in a place like this and nobody ever caught on! Relax and get ready for a nice blowjob from Aunty Sharon!"

With that, she had me turn my head to the screen and play "look-out" for the woman in our row. She started kissing along my jaw and then she nibbled along my cheeks playfully. She started kissing slowly down my ear, then down my neck and then somewhere between my neck and my chest she stopped kissing and just dropped out of her chair into the inky black darkness below!

That was the beauty of it; the coalmine blackness of the shadows in that theater was the perfect triple-xrated playground for two incestuous pervs who wanted to get it on in a public place and Sharon was able to get busy on me with no fucking problem! I felt her move around near the floor and then an arm of hers came up out of the dark and put the tub of popcorn in her seat so that it was out of the way! The hand disappeared back down into the darkness and I felt her hands adjust my knees as she whispered softly,

"Spread your knees wide and scrunch down in your seat...get low and on the edge of the chair baby!"

I looked over at the woman who was turned in the opposite direction. She was fiddling in the cup holder with her diet-whatever it was that she was drinking. Good! She wasn't looking. When her eyes came back up they went right back to the screen. We were safe from detection and as I felt my aunt scootch in between my knees I whispered a soft but urgent, "All clear!"

I felt her mouth on my cock and saw the jacket in my lap slowly rise up and down like a circus tent. The "up and down" motion was barely noticeable in the dark but I noticed it most definitely! Oh holy shit did I notice! That a warm wet mouth of hers with that wickedly talented tongue and wonderfully raking teeth were now milking the fuck out of my cock somewhere down in the darkness!

Blowjobs in the dark are even more delectable I have found because your eyes just can't help you; its the same as being blown through a glory hole by a woman! You can't see her but you can feel ever swish of her tongue, every pull of her lips... every clawing drag of her teeth, and every collision of her throat upon the head of your penis! You feel it more I think because you have just the sensations guiding you along and no visual clues!

I now just sat back, reached into the tub of popcorn next to me... and let her blow me. It was so fucking marvelous! She was giving me her best hummer possible, playing the teasing whore and getting me to the edge and then backing off. What should have made any normal woman suffer a tired jaw and bruised tonsils; she took apparently as a challenge! She just kept deep throating me until after about twenty five minutes of getting close and then calming down I had to blow my load...and FUCKING HARD AT THAT TOO!

I knew it was going to be a big cock-splosive cum-gasm for me and I didn't want to make any noise; all this despite the fact that in my head I was all ...AAHHHH FUCKING SHIT IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD I WANT TO ROAR LIKE THE FUCKING MGM LION! OHHH MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!... NO STRIKE THAT... MOMMY MAKE HER MAKE ME CUM!! I compromised. I put my hand over my nose like I was about to have a hay-fever sneeze and at the same time I ran a hand up inside my jacket and found the top Aunty Sharon's head!

I masturbated with the deepthroating, tonsil-shagging noggin of my craziest aunt underneath my letterman jacket in the dark as the cum boiled up from my balls! I let out a muffled whimper of EMMPHHGGGHH and splooged forth from my cockhead what felt like a whole quart of ball chowder while my Aunt doubled down on her sucking and friction; making my ass actually buck in my seat! OH IT FELT SO AGONIZINGLY GOOD! OH I LOVED THAT KINKY BITCH DOING THIS TO ME (and still do today)! She gulped down jet after jet of hot penis pudding until I was empty and then just to test my metal she kept sucking!

Alarm bells went off in my head as TOO SENSITIVE! TOO SENSITIVE! flashed on every internal dashboard light in my psyche! I wanted to say something but if I cried out... everyone would hear!

That crazy bitch (whom I still love to this day) knew exactly what she was doing! She throated my slackening knob until she finally decided I'd had enough post orgasmic tonsil torture and then she dropped away from my withering dick. She made the "shuffle around" down low in the dark until she'd gotten clear of my knees and she popped up in her seat and smiled at me - handing me the tub of popcorn.

"So," she said softly in my ear, "you get extra points for not screaming like a bitch when I continued to throat-fuck you after you came! Oh, and thanks Ian for the protein porridge by the way! My fingernails will grow a quarter of an inch after all that yummy boy-broth I just swallowed!"

"Glad you enjoyed your dinner! Oh, and it's 'man-batter,' thank-you!"

"Alrighty, 'man-batter,' suit yourself. Anyhow.. I thought it was yummy!" She gave me a kiss. She then told me to go back to fingering and kissing her until my erection returned. She would blow me one more time she said but she wanted to do something..."different" as far as getting me hard. As we kissed and I fingered, I asked her what she had in mind. She told me to trust her and to hand her the popcorn tub.

While I finger blasted her clit and cunt-hole, she now made a hole of her own in the bottom of the popcorn tub with those kinky fucking ex-stripper nails of hers. I had no clue what she was up to. We kissed and I dug my digits into her pussy for another four or five minutes until I told her quietly that I had something she could jerk or possibly suck into prominence. She handed me the popcorn tub.

"Put this on your cock," she said, "get your dick up inside the hole and stay quiet about it!" I looked at her like she was insane but she looked at me like I was that squeamish kid at swimming camp that couldn't jump into the lake from the upper diving board into the deep end of the pool! She whispered into my ear DO IT and she said it with sufficient urgency that I simply gave in!

In the blink of an eye, that tub of popcorn was up in my lap and speared with my cock through the hole in the bottom! My kinky Aunt Sharon reached in and pulled out some popcorn and popped it in her mouth before she began to jerk my cock somewhere down in the kernels of corn, using the imitation butter as a lubricant! It was all going quite splendidly and we leaned together for a nice long kiss! I was beside myself with happiness; right up until we broke our lip-lock and I got a shock!

There to my other side...was the woman; her face not six inches from mine and she looked stern as a schoolteacher who'd caught me cheating on a test in class! We were so busted! Her eyes were locked on mine and I could feel the rage and condemnation in the very blasts from her nostrils into my face.

I would have shrieked like a chick who'd stepped on a snake but I was so terrified no sound came out of my mouth; just a rush of air! My aunt stopped jerking me and was about to remove her hand but the woman shot her arm out with the speed of a rattler-strike and gripped Sharon's arm; holding it right where it was...she was apparently keeping the crime scene "pristine" and unchanged! The woman spoke in a calm but stern whisper.

"Excuse me but I have been seeing what is going on over here and I finally just had to say something. This is a theatre and not a cheap 'No-tell Motel.' I have observed your public nudity and lewd behavior and I have enough to bring you both in.

"Bring us both in?" Sharon said in stunned shock. The woman held up a small black flashlight and shone it on her badge. My mind was now a fevered panic and really all I could make out were the words "City Police"... and "Undercover" on the shield next to her photo. She then calmly but sternly said to us both,

"Don't fucking move either of you; just freeze where you are!" We did as she said, to include Sharon's hand in the popcorn tub next to my dick. She switched off the flashlight and stared directly at us. I saw the flashlight go away into her pocket and she now produced a set of cuffs.

"Look," said Sharon, "we didn't want any trouble, we were on a date and I haven't been with my boyfriend in so long that... I just didn't know what got into us!" The woman nodded her head but I could tell she wasn't impressed. We were going to be busted for lewd and indecent behavior and then the police would learn that Sharon and I were aunt and nephew and possibly the whole family would be exposed!

Sharon wouldn't shut up and said, "Look we weren't trying to break the law, is there any way we could just leave out of here and we won't come back here again?" The woman nodded in the dark. She put the cuffs away but told us not to move. She then had a question for us?

"Mind if I sample some of your popcorn?" she asked. I didn't move and Sharon could only nod her head speechlessly. The woman reached in to the bucket of corn, pushed Sharon's hand to the side, and felt around until she grasped what she suspected was there! She nodded her head and glared at us both as she pulled her hand from the bucket and brought her hand to her nose. She then licked her fingers whispering,

"Just as I thought; all natural boy butter!" She stared at me and then pulled the popcorn bucket off my dick; setting it aside in an adjacent chair. She then dropped down to her knees and found her way between my legs. She had me scootch down as she began to blow me. Sharon looked at me in the flickering light of the absolutely God-awful chick flick and shrugged her shoulders before she dropped down over my arm rest and made like one more hungry bitch at the doggy bowl!

Sharon and "Lady Cop" took turns sucking my cock and sucking my balls; going back and forth in a trade-off that felt simply spectacular! This went on for several minutes as I just enjoyed the two mouths going to town on my junk. It was absolute heaven and the fact that a strange female authority figure had actually caught us in the act and wanted to join in only fueled the excitement! It went on for several more minutes until lady cop came up and put her face in front of mine.

"Get your pants down to your ankles and get on the floor!" She then kissed me and pulled me down into the darkness. I lay on my back with my khaki pants down as Sharon and "Lady Cop" each stepped out of one shoe and one pant leg. In just seconds Sharon was straddling my face and "Lady Cop" was lowering her pussy down onto my cock while sitting bolt upright to make sure the elderly couple a few rows ahead of us did not detect what was going on.

"Lady Cop" began to grind hips on my pole and Sharon began grinding on my face as I licked at her clit , twat, and "naughty balloon knot" of a butthole! The two women immediately realized that they'd have to muffle their moans and breathing by pushing their faces together in a torrid Sapphic kissy-kissy face-suck. For my part I just chewed and fucked while pushing my face up into my aunt's hind-quarters; all on the sticky candy and popcorn littered floor!

In the background I heard the sounds of the chick-flick droning away and the music fading in and out. The melodramatic theme which I originally found to be too over the top when it wasn't sleep inducing; I now was grateful for (as it masked the two thrashing crazy women atop me)! I lost all sense of time down there on the sticky floor. I couldn't tell how much of the movie was left and when those house lights were going to come back up but I suspected we would figure out something. With nothing left to worry about, I just laid back and enjoyed the warm wet tightness of "Lady Cop's" cunt and the lovely taste of Sharon's juicing pussy and funky ass!

After a long while of fucking, "Lady Cop" began to juice a bit and I felt a warm piddle-trickle down my dick, balls and ass-crack. Sharon was juicing up a storm too in my mouth, and my balls began to rumble like there was a train coming. I now gorged sloppy and hard on Sharon's clit and twat while one finger diddled her anus pucker and the fingers of my other hand plunged in and out of her wet swamp of a cunt-hole! In about half a minute, Sharon and "Lady-Cop" both began to thrash their hips back and forth rapidly on me like I was a Sybian or something; each feeding off the energy of the other and from the stimulation provided by my cock, tongue, and fingers. Both the women softly moaned into each other's lip's and mouths and a muffled Sapphic whimper of came out of the two that sounded something like EEGAANNPHHHH!! UMMMMMPHH!

A split second later and it felt like somebody had dumped hot miso soup on my face and crotch as both women cut-loose with mutually silenced piddle-gasms (making that floor even more wet and sticky)! That was all she wrote for me and I grunted and blew a steaming hot load of cum up into "Lady Cop's" sopping wet pussy. I pitied the kid who was going to have to mop up this mess afterwards!

One at a time, the three of us got up into the seats directly behind us and straightened our clothing more or less. We were in a sort of three-way cuddle with me in the middle of the two women and my cock still out. Sharon leaned over and sucked me clean. She apparently wanted to sample "Lady Cop's" piddle drippings straight from my dick. I fingered my Aunt and then stuck my digits in "Lady Cop's" mouth to let her partake of Sharon's delicate bouquet and taste. Sharon really is a lovely vintage and I highly recommend her!​
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