Update 06
Kabir: Hayee Maam . Aap Kitni Jach Rahi Ho. Maam Mera Dil to Apki Nabhi Par Aake Rukta Hai.. Please Kisi Din Live Dikhana Naa. Mujhe to Pata Hi Tha Ki Aap Bahot Sundar Lagogi. Love You My Dost. ! !
Mummy: Thank You Jee.
Kabir: Maam Apne Mere Question Ka Answer Nahi Diya?
Mummy: Kaun Sa Ques?
Kabir: Nabhi Live Dikhane Wala..
Mummy: Itni Baar to Dekh Chuke Ho.. Ab Tumko Live Bhi Dekhna Hai.. ?
Kabir: Maam Photo Mein Aur Live Dekhne Mein Fark Hota Hai Na. Please Na.
Mummy: Sochungi.
Kabir: Ok Jee.
Mummy: Chalo Abb Main Jaa Rahi Khana Banane.. Tumhare Uncle Aate Honge Aur Bete Ko Bhook Lagi Hogi. Baad Mein Baat Karti Hoon.
Kabir: Bye Maam.
Abb Dekhna Ye Hai Ki Kya Mummy Kabir Se Milegi.. Apna Jism Usko Dikhaegi. Kaise Kya Hota Hai.. Tabb Tak Ke Liye Enjoy..
Raat Ke Kareeban 8 Baje.. Papa Shop Se Wapas Aagye. Mummy Ne Unko Fresh Hone Ko Bola Aur Chai Banane Kitchen Mein Chali Gyi.. Abb Papa Fresh Hoke Aae Aur Sofe Par Rest Karne Lage. Itne Mein Mummy Chai Leke Aai Aur Papa Ke Bagal Mein Baith Gyi.. Main Bhi Bahar Tv Dekh Raha Tha.5 Min Baad Maine Bola..
Main: Papa Kal to Mummy Ka Bday Hai.. Kya Plan Hai.
Papa: Are Main to Bhool Hi Gaya. Beta Kal Hi Mujhe Gaon Jaana Padega. Zameen Ka Kuch Kaam Nikal Aaya Hai.. Agar Nahi Gaya to Lakhon Ka Nuksaan Ho Jaega.
Mummy: Are Achanak Se Kya Hua?
Papa: Pata Nahi.. Gaon Se Phone Aaya Tha Ki Kuch Urgent Kaam Hai. Kuch Papers Taiyaar Karwane Hain.7 Se 8 Din Lagg Jaenge.
Mummy: Parso Chale Jaiyega Na.. Kal to Ruk Jaiye.
Papa: Nahi Ruk Skta Shuchi. Smjho.
Mummy: Main Kya Samjhoon.. Kal Mera Bday Hai.. Kal to Apke Sath Manati. Chota Beta Bhi Nahi Hai Yahan.. Main Aur Rahul Akele Kya Karenge.
Papa: Main Wapas Aakar Tumhe Ek Acha Sa Gift Laa Dunga.. Please Zidd Mat Karo.
Mummy: Theek Hai Abb Main Keh Bhi Kya Skti Hoon.. Aur Mummy Wahan Se Uth Kar Chali Gyi.
Main: Aap to Chale Jaenge but Apki Shop?
Papa: Beta Staff Hai Aur Tu Bhi Sham Ko Kuch Der Shop Pe Baith Ke Heesaab Dekh Aana..
Main: Ok Papa.
Humne Khana Khaya Aur Sab Apne Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye.
Maine Socha. Papa Bhi Nahi Hain. Main Bhi Shop Pe Rahunga.. Pata Nahi Mummy Aur Kabir Ki Baat Kahan Tak Jaegi. Kal Hi Mummy Ke Room Aur Hall Mein Camera Laga Deta Hoon.. Main Yahin Sochne Laga Ki Camera Aise Jahan Lagana Hoga Jahan Se Sab Kuch Saaf Saaf Dikhe. Itne Mein Mere Laptop Pe Notification Aa Gyi.
Kabir: Hi Maam.. Kya Kar Rhi Ho. ?
Mummy Ne Koi Reply Nahi Diya.
Kabir: Naraz Ho Kya Maam.. Aisa Kya Kar Diya Maine. ?
10 Min Baad Mummy Ne Reply Diya.
Mummy: Are Nahi.. Tumhare Uncle Ke Sath Thi Isiliye Reply Nahi De Rahi Thi.. Abhi Bahar Hall Mein Aai Hoon..
Maine Jhank Ke Dekha to Mummy Sofe Pe Baithi Apne Phone Mein Lagi Thi..
Kabir: Ooo Acha. Uncle Ke Sath Thi to Kuch to Ho Raha Hoga. Hahaha
Mummy: Zada Deemag Mat Lagao.. Kuch Nahi Ho Raha Tha..
Kabir: Very Sad.
Mummy: Batao Kaise Mssg Kiya.. ?
Kabir: Apse Baat Karne Ka Bahot Mann Kar Raha Tha Maam.. Apke Bina Mann Hi Nahi Lagta Abb To.
Mummy: Achaa Jee.. Aise Baat Hai. Are Main to Bhool Hi Gyi.. Kabir Kal Mera Bday Hai to Tum Kal Din Mein Ghar Pe Aana.. Tumhe Cake Khilaungi.
Kabir: Acha Jee.. Kal Meri Dost Ka Bday Hai.. Ye to Bahot Achi Baat Hai.. but Aap to College Mein Hogi Phir Kaise?
Mummy: Main Kal Half Day Le Lungi.. Abb Apne Dost Ke Liye Itna to Kar Hi Skti Hoon.. Waise Bhi Kal Saturday Hai to Jada Kaam Nahi Hota..
Kabir: Main Phir Kal College Nahi Jaunga..
Mummy: Kyun College Ke Baad Aajana.
Kabir: Wo Sab Aap Mujhpar Chor Dijiye.. Main Kal 1 Baje Tak Aa Jaunga Maam..
Mummy: Ok Jee..
Kabir: Maam Abb Kal Milte Hain.. Mujhe Kuch Plan Bhi Karna Hai.
Mummy: Aisa Kya Plan Karna Hai.. ?
Kabir: Surprise Hai Maam Apke Liye.
Mummy: Achaa. Aise Baat Hai.
Kabir: Haan Jee.. Good Night Maam.. Kal Milte Hain.. Byee..
Mummy: Byee.. Acha Suno Tumhare Liye Ek Surprise Hai. Kal Hi Socha Tha but Bheja Nahi.
Kabir: Kya Maam. ?
Mummy: Main Thodi Der Mein Bhejti Hoon. Dekh Lena Tumhe Pasand Aaega.. Aur Sharmane Wale 2 Emoji Bhej Diya.
Kabir: Ok Maam.. Main Wait Karta Hoon.
Mummy: Byee.
Main Hairaan Tha Ki Mummy Ne Aisa Kya Surprise Rakha Tha Kabir Ke Liye. Jo Kal Nahi Bheja but Aaj Aage Se Bhejne Ko Keh Rahi Thi.5 Min Baad Mummy Ne Ek Pic Bheji Jismein Unhone Wohi Heavy Saree Ultra Low Waist Band Rakhi Thi Aur Ek Sexy Sa Pose Diya Hua Tha.. Saree Itni Low Waist Thi Ki Saaf Pata Chal Raha Tha Mummy Ne Apne Jhant Ke Baal Saaf Kar Rakhe Hain.. Abb Aage Saaf Saaf Pata Chalega Ki Kya Sahi Hai.. Ye Dekh Kar Main Samajh Gaya Ki Mummy Kabir Ke Jaal Mein Phas Chuki Hai Aur Jald Se Jald Camera Lagane Ka Sochne Laga..
Kabir Ka Reply Aaya..
Kabir: Uff Maam.. Ye Kya Dikha Diya Aapne. Dil Khush Kar Diya. but Phir Se Ek Doubt Aagaya. !
Mummy: Thank You.. ! Abb Kya Doubt Hai..
Kabir: Maam Apne Saree Itni Low Waist Pehen Rakhi Hai.. But. !
Mummy: But Kya?
Kabir: Kuch Missing Hai.
Mummy: Kya Saaf Saaf Bataoge. ?
Kabir: Maam Wahan Pe to Baal Hote Hain Na?
Mummy: Maine Armpit Wax Karwai Hui Hai..
Kabir: Wahan Nahi Maam.. Neeche Apki Nabhi Ke.
Mummy: Pet Pe Baal Nahi Hain Mere.. ( Mummy Jaan Boojh Ke Anjaan Banne Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Thi. )
Kabir: Maam Pet Pe Nahi.. Aur Neeche.. Apke Jh**t Ke Baal.
Mummy: Kabir. Ye Kya Tameez Hai. ?
Kabir: Sorry Maam but Mujhe to Yahi Pata Hai.
Mummy: Main Jaa Rahi Hoon Sone.. Kal Milte Hain.
Kabir: Maam Suno To..
Mummy: Kya Hai.
Kabir: Batao Na. Aap Mujhse Kya Sarma Rahi Ho.
Mummy: Sharmane Ki Baat Nahi Hai but Wo Word Bahot Ganda Tha.
Kabir: Word Ke Liye Sorry Maam but Mujhe Uski English Nahi Aati.. Aap Bata Dona..
Mummy: Tum Net Pe Dekh Lena..
Kabir: Acha Ok.. but Aap Batao Na.. Apke Kyun Nahi Dikhe.. ?
Mummy: Ladies Trim Karke Rakhti Hain.
Kabir: Aisa Kyun? ( Kabir Mummy Ke Mooh Se Sunna Chahta Tha.. Bahot Shatir Tha.. )
Mummy: Safe Hota Hai.. Hygienic Hota Hai.
Kabir: Ohh Acha.. to Kya Aapne Bhi?
Mummy: Hmmm..
Kabir: Main Kaise Maan Loon.. Maine Thodi Na Dekhe Hain..
Mummy: Mat Maano.. Ye Tumhare Jaanne Ke Liye Hai Bhi Nahi.
Kabir: Apni Dost Ka Sab Kuch Pata Hona Chahiye Mujhe.. Tabhi to Aap Meri Best Frnd Hogi..
Mummy: Kya Karoge Ye Jaan Ke. ?
Kabir: Bus Aise Hi..
Mummy: Haan Mere Bhi Nahi Hain.
Kabir: Kaise Manoon?
Mummy: To Abb Main Kya Karoon?
Kabir: Ek Pic. Hihihih.
Mummy: Nahi Bilkul Nahi.. Ye Pic Nahi Milegi.
Kabir: Please Maam Dikhao Na.
Mummy: Kabir Tum Kya Kya Dekhna Chahte Ho.
Kabir: Sab Kuch. ! ! !
Mummy: Shut Up.
Kabir: Please Maam. Apko Dosti Ka Wasta. Please Please Maam.. Dikhao Na.. Dikhao Naaa.
Mummy: Acha Ruko. Bhejti Hoon.. but Tum Koi Comment Nahi Karoge.. Aur Abb Kal Hi Baat Karenge..
Kabir: Ok Maam..
Mummy: Hmmm Bye.. Pata Nahi Ye Ladka Kya Hai. ! ! !
Abee Ye Ho Kya Raha Hai.. Mummy Kabir Ko Apne Chut Ke Baal Dikhane Jaaa Rahi Hai Aur Ye Pata Chalega Ki Mummy Ne Apni Jhaatein Trim Kar Rakhi Hai.. Itni Aag.. Meri to Saasein Tezz Ho Gyi Doston. Aur 10 Min Baad Mummy Ek Pic Bheji.. Jisko Dekh Ke Main Muth Marte Marte Reh Gaya. Kabir to Jaroor Hilaega. Dekho Aur Aap Bhi Enjoy Karo.
To Abb Aaj Ki Raat Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thi. Main Soch Mein Khoya Tha Ki Kab Subeh Ho Aur Kab Mujhe Kuch Dekhne Ko Mile. Pehli Baar Aisa Feel Ho Raha Tha.. Jaise Taise Mujhe Neend Aa Gyi but Maine Subeh 5 Baje Ka Alarm Laga Diya Taki Hall Mein Mummy Ke Uthne Se Pehle Hi Camera Aur Microphone Laga Sakoon.
Abb Subeh Ke 5 Baje Meri Alarm Bell Baji Aur Main Uth Gaya.. Jaldi Jaldi Chehra Dhoke Gadgets Nikaal Liye Aur. Hall Mein Aa Gaya.. Dekha to Mummy Gehri Neend Mein Thi. Maine Chupke Se Microphone Table Ke Neeche Laga Diya.. Aur Camere Ko Hall Mein Ek Showcase Ke Side Mein Ke Peeche. Jisse Ki Mujhe Mummy Saaf Saaf Dikhe Aur Kabir Bhi.. Aur Phir Unki Recording on Kar Di.. Main Apne Room Mein Gaya to Mujhe Poora Hall Ache Se Dikhai De Raha Tha.. Abb Baari Thi Mummy Ke Room Ki. but Uske Liye Mujhe Thoda Wait Karna Hoga.. Aaj.. Main College Thoda Lte Jaunga Jisse Mujhe Mummy Ke Jaane Ke Baad Time Mil Jaae..
Itne Mein 7 Bajj Gye Aur Mummy Uth Gyi. Apne Kaam Khatam Karke Mujhe Awaz Lagai Aur Boli.
Mummy: Beta Main College Ke Liye Nikal Rahi Hoon . Tu Nashta Karke College Chale Jaana.. Aaur Aaj Tu Kitne Baje Tak Aaega?
Main: Happy Birthday Mummy. Mummy Main to 5 Baje Tak.. Aur Phir Papa Ki Shop Pe Bhi to Jaana Hai. Phir Aake Apka Cake Katenge.. Aur Kahin Bahar Chalenge Khana Khane.
Mummy: Thank You Beta. Acha Haan.. Theek Hai.. Main Khana Banake Rakhungi.. Bye Beta.
Main: Bye Mummy.
Itna Bolkar Mummy College Ke Liye Ghar Se Nikal Gyi . Maine Main Door Lock Kiya Aur Mummy Ke Room Mein Chala Gaya.. Maine Ek Microphone Bed Ke Neeche Laga Diya Aur Camera Ko Bed Ki Saamne Wali Deewar Kone Mein Deewar Pe. Camera Keel Ki Shakal Ka Tha to Pata Nahi Chal Raha Tha Ki Aur Wahan Mummy Ki Nazar Bhi Nahi Jaegi.
Abb Mujhe Intezaar Tha Sham Ka Jab Main Camera Ki Recording Check Karunga.
Ye Sab Karke Main College Ke Liye Nikal Gaya.. Mann to Nahi Tha but Jaana Bhi to Jaroori Tha. Tabhi to Mummy Aur Kabir Akele Honge ..
College Mein Mann Hi Nahi Lag Raha Tha.. Jaise Taise Time Nikla Aur Main Ghar Aaya.. Mummy Sofe Oe Baithi Thi Aur Thodi Khush Dikh Rahi Thi.. Main Samjh Gaya Ki Kuch Na Kuch to Hua Hai.. Maine Mummy Se Poocha.
Main: Are Mummy Badi Khush Dikh Rahi Ho ..
Mummy: Haan Beta Wo College Mein Logon Ne Wish Kiya Na to Acha Lag Raha Hai..
Mummy Ne Mujhse Jhoot Bola. Ye Khushi Ho Na Ho Kabir Ke Karan Hi Thi.
Main: Ohh Acha.. Itna Bolkar Main Apne Room Mein Chala Gaya.. Aur Jaldi Se Laptop on Kiya. Aur Jo Dekha Wo Kuch Aisa Tha .
Recording Mein Screen Pe 12 Baj Rahe the To Dekha.. Mummy Ne Main Door Khola Aur Andar Aai.. Mummy Ke Hath Mein Ek Cake Ka Box Tha. Mummy Ne Wo Fridge Mein Rakha Aur Apne Room Mein Chali Gyi.. Aur Phir Washroom Mein..5 Min Baad Mummy Bahar Aai to Maine Dekha Mumme Ne Pink Aur Black Colour Ki Ek Designer Saree Pehen Rakhi Hai Wo Bhi Low Waist. ( Jyadatar Mummy Low Waist Nahi Pehenti.. Sirf Kabhi to Pic Bhejte Time Hi Pehna Hoga. ).. Aage Dekha to Mummy Ki Nabhi Saaf Saaf Dikh Rahi Thi Aur Mummy Ne Pallu Bhi Aise Adjust Kiya Hua Tha Ki Nabhi Saaf Saaf Dikhe. Shayad Mummy Ne Kabir Ke Live Darshan Wali Maan Li Thi. Aur Phir Dressing Table Ke Saamne Baith Ke Light Make up Kiya. Ye Sab Hote Hote 1 Bajj Gye Aur Door Bell Baji.. Main Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Ye Kabir Hi Tha.. Aur Shayad Mummy Bhi ..
Mummy Ne Darwaza Khola to Saamne Kabir Khara Tha . Mere Pet Mein Chuhe Koodne Lage. Phir Aage
Mummy: Are Kabir Tum Aa Gye?
Kabir: Haan Maam Main Time Ka Bada Pakka Hoon ..
Mummy: Wo to Dekh Hi Rahi Hoon. Chalo Andar Aoo ..
Kabir Jee Maam. Btw Maam Happy Birthday to My Best Frnd. Aur Ek Rose Mummy Ki Taraf Vadha Diya.
Mummy: Oh Thank You Kabir.. Iski Kya Jaroorat Thi ..
Kabir: A Beautiful Flower for A Beautiful Frnd..
Mummy: Acha Jee.. Chalo Baitho Main Tumhare Liye Cold Drink Leke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Main Help Karoon?
Mummy: Nahi Nahi Main Leke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Ok Maam. Aur Kabir Sofe Pe Baith Gaya .
Mummy: Ye Lo.. Aur Mummy Ne Kabir Ke Hath Mein Ek Glass Di Jismein Cold Drink Thi.. .
Kabir: Thank You Maam. Maam Aaj Aap Bahot Sundar Lag Rhi Ho Aur Hot Bhi ..
Mummy: Thank You Dost Sahab.
Kabir: Welcome Maam. Maam Main Apke Liye Kuch Laaya Hoon. Ek Surprise Gift.
Mummy: Kyun Bekaar Mein Paise Karch Kiya Tumne .. Tum Aae Yahi Bahot Tha Na..
Kabir: Aise Kaise Maam.. Maine Bahot Socha Ohir Ye Decide Kiya. Aur Kabir Ne Ek Gift Box Mummy Ko Diya..
Mummy: Thank You.. Chalo Pehle Cake Khalo Phur Dekhti Hoon Kya Surprise Hai.
Kabir: Ok Maam
Mummy Uthi Aur Cake Nikaal Kar Laai Aur Phir Dono Cake Kaata.. Kabhi Happy Bday Gaa Raha Tha Aur Cake Ka Ek Piece Mummy Ko Khila Diya.. Phir Mummy Ne Bhi Yahi Kiya ..
Abb Kabir Ne Mummy Ko Kaha..
Kabir: Maam Abb Dekho Gift ..
Mummy: Haan Ruko.. Aur Mummy Ne Gift Khola to Usmein Se Ek Silver Ki Waist Chain Nikli.. Mummy Use Dekh Ke Hairaan Thi..
Mummy: Kabir Ye Kya Hai.. Ye to Mehnga Hoga . Tumhe Ye Nahi Laana Chahiye Tha..
Kabir: Maam Pehle Ye Batao Apko Laga Kaisa.
Mummy : Acha Hai But.
Kabir: But Wutt Nahi Maam.. Apko Pasand Aaya Ya Nahi.. ?
Mummy: Haan Bahot Pasand Aaya.. Thank You .
Kabir: Sirf Thank You Kaam Nahi Chalega Maam.. Apko Pehen Ke Dikhana Hoga..
Mummy: Baad Mein Dikha Dungi..
Kabir: Nahi Maam Abhi. Please Bahot Mann Se Laaya Hoon Main ..
Mummy: Acha Baba Ruko Main Pehen Ke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Maam Yahin Peh Pehno Na . Yahan Pe Bhi to Sirf Hum Dono Hi Hain .. Hihihihihi..
Mummy: Badmash. Ruko.. Aur Mummy Ne Apna Pallu Thoda Aur Sude Kiya.. Aur Phir Ye Hua Dekho.
Kabir Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha Aur Andar Hi Andar Khush Ho Raha Tha Ki Aaj to Kuch Karke Hi Jaunga . Aur Camere Se Main..
Kabir: Wow Maam Jach Raha Hai Appe .. Kitni Sundar Lag Rhai Hai Apki Kamar .. Ufff ..
Mummy: Thank You Jee. Gift Bhi to Mere Dost Ka Hai.
Kabir: Haan Jee Jaroor .. Btw Maam Thank You Apko Bhi.
Mummy: Mujhe Thank You Kyun?
Kabir: Aapne Meri Baat Maani..
Mummy: Kaun Si?
Kabir: Live Nabhi Dekhne Wali..
Mummy: Shaitaan Chup Karo. Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai ..
Kabir: To Phir Kaise Hai Maam.
Mummy: Chup Karo Aur Cake Khao ..
Kabir: Abb Baat Nikli Hai to Mujhe Return Gift Chahiye .
Mummy: Batao Kya Chahiye. ?
Kabir: Mujhe Ek Baar Apki Nabhi Aur Pet Live Dekhna Hai.. Paas Se.
Mummy: Abhi Dekha to Jan Chain Pehen Rahi Thi ..
Kabir: Nahi Maam Aur Paas Se.. Ekdum Close Up..
Mummy: Chupppp.
Kabir: Maam Aaj Aap Apne Dost Ko Udas Karogi ..
Mummy: Acha Chalo Pehle Khana Khaa Lo Phir Dekhte Hain.
Kabir: Ok Maam.
Mummy Ne Kabir Ko Table Pe Baithaya Aur Khana Serve Kiya ..
Dono Ne Sath Mein Khana Khaya Aur Khub Hasi Mazak Ki. Ab. Aise Hi 4 Bajj Gaye . Aur Kabir Ke Jaane Ka Time Ho Gaya Kyunki Main Jo Aane Wala Tha .. Abb Kabir Bola..
Kabir: Maam Mera Return Gift ..
Mummy: Kabir Kya Tum Bhi . Kuch Aur Lelo ..
Kabir: Maam Gift to Meri Marzi Ka Hona Chahiye Na
Mummy: Please Naa.. Mujhe Sharm Aati Hai .
Kabir: Main Kuch Nahi Sunne Wala Maam.. Aaj Main Udas Hoke Nahi Jaunga..
Mummy: Acha Theek Hai but Pehle Apni Ankhein Band Karo ..
Kabir Sife Pe Baith Gaya Aur Apni Akhein Band Kar Li.. Mummy Ne Saans Bhari Aur Kabir Ke Naak Ke 10 Inch Door Jaake Khari Ho Gayi Aur Dheere Se Apna Pallu Hata Diya .. Aur Phir Boli.
Mummy: Abb Ankhein Khol Lo..
Kabir: Ok Maam.. Aur Jaise Hi Kabir Ne Ankhein Kholi to Saamne Ye Tha..
Kabir Ki to Jaise Saanse Hi Ruk Gyi Hoon.. Usmein Jaise Hi Upar Dekha to Mummy Ne Apna Chehre Ghuma Liya Aur Ankhein Band Kar Li ..
Kabir: Uff Maam Main Kitne Din Se Iska Intezaar Kar Raha Tha.. Kya Pet Hai Apka . Kya Nabhi Hai.. Kitni Gehri Hai. Apke Ye Apke Pet Ki Charbi.. Hayee Maam. Dil Kho Gaya Mera To.
Mummy: Dekh Liya Na.. Abb Main Peeche Jaaun.. ?
Kabir: Nahi Maam Buss Kuch Der Aise Hi Raho.
Mummy: Kya Tum Bhi.
Kabir: Maam Ye Nabhi Kitni Gehri Hai . Kabhi Aapne Ungli Daali Hai Andar..
Mummy: Nahi .
Kabir: Kya Mai Daal Skta Hoon..
Mummy: Hmmmmm.. ( Mummy Kabir Ke Vaton Se Garam Ho Rahi Thi Aur Hosh Kho Rahi Thi Kyunki Kabir Ki Saanse Mummy Ke Pet Par Padd Rahi Thi. )
Kabir: Gussa to Nahi Karogi?
Mummy: Nahi.
Kabir Ye Sunke Khush Ho Gaya Aur Usne Apni Ek Ungli Mummy Ke Nabhi Mein Daal Di .. Mummy Usse Sigar Uthi Aur. Uske Mooh Se Nikla
" Aaaaaah Kabir.. Jaldi"
Kabir: Kya Jaldi Maam.. ?
Mummy: Jaldi Dekho.. Main Aur Aise Khadi Nahi Reh Skti ..
Kabir: Bus Kuch Der Maam.. Aisa Mauka Baar Baar Nahi Milta.
Mummy: Uffff.
Mummy Ke Itna Kehte Hi Kabir Ne Kuch Aisa Kiya Ki Main Soch Bhi Nahi Skta Tha .. Usne Apni Jeeb Mummy Ke Nabhi Mein Ghusa Diya Aur Use Chat Liya .. Main Ye Nazara Dekh Ke Hairaan Tha Aur Mera Lund Phatne Ko Ho Raha Tha.. Pata Nahi Kabir Ka Kya Haal Hua Hoga .
Mummy: Thank You Jee.
Kabir: Maam Apne Mere Question Ka Answer Nahi Diya?
Mummy: Kaun Sa Ques?
Kabir: Nabhi Live Dikhane Wala..
Mummy: Itni Baar to Dekh Chuke Ho.. Ab Tumko Live Bhi Dekhna Hai.. ?
Kabir: Maam Photo Mein Aur Live Dekhne Mein Fark Hota Hai Na. Please Na.
Mummy: Sochungi.
Kabir: Ok Jee.
Mummy: Chalo Abb Main Jaa Rahi Khana Banane.. Tumhare Uncle Aate Honge Aur Bete Ko Bhook Lagi Hogi. Baad Mein Baat Karti Hoon.
Kabir: Bye Maam.
Abb Dekhna Ye Hai Ki Kya Mummy Kabir Se Milegi.. Apna Jism Usko Dikhaegi. Kaise Kya Hota Hai.. Tabb Tak Ke Liye Enjoy..
Raat Ke Kareeban 8 Baje.. Papa Shop Se Wapas Aagye. Mummy Ne Unko Fresh Hone Ko Bola Aur Chai Banane Kitchen Mein Chali Gyi.. Abb Papa Fresh Hoke Aae Aur Sofe Par Rest Karne Lage. Itne Mein Mummy Chai Leke Aai Aur Papa Ke Bagal Mein Baith Gyi.. Main Bhi Bahar Tv Dekh Raha Tha.5 Min Baad Maine Bola..
Main: Papa Kal to Mummy Ka Bday Hai.. Kya Plan Hai.
Papa: Are Main to Bhool Hi Gaya. Beta Kal Hi Mujhe Gaon Jaana Padega. Zameen Ka Kuch Kaam Nikal Aaya Hai.. Agar Nahi Gaya to Lakhon Ka Nuksaan Ho Jaega.
Mummy: Are Achanak Se Kya Hua?
Papa: Pata Nahi.. Gaon Se Phone Aaya Tha Ki Kuch Urgent Kaam Hai. Kuch Papers Taiyaar Karwane Hain.7 Se 8 Din Lagg Jaenge.
Mummy: Parso Chale Jaiyega Na.. Kal to Ruk Jaiye.
Papa: Nahi Ruk Skta Shuchi. Smjho.
Mummy: Main Kya Samjhoon.. Kal Mera Bday Hai.. Kal to Apke Sath Manati. Chota Beta Bhi Nahi Hai Yahan.. Main Aur Rahul Akele Kya Karenge.
Papa: Main Wapas Aakar Tumhe Ek Acha Sa Gift Laa Dunga.. Please Zidd Mat Karo.
Mummy: Theek Hai Abb Main Keh Bhi Kya Skti Hoon.. Aur Mummy Wahan Se Uth Kar Chali Gyi.
Main: Aap to Chale Jaenge but Apki Shop?
Papa: Beta Staff Hai Aur Tu Bhi Sham Ko Kuch Der Shop Pe Baith Ke Heesaab Dekh Aana..
Main: Ok Papa.
Humne Khana Khaya Aur Sab Apne Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye.
Maine Socha. Papa Bhi Nahi Hain. Main Bhi Shop Pe Rahunga.. Pata Nahi Mummy Aur Kabir Ki Baat Kahan Tak Jaegi. Kal Hi Mummy Ke Room Aur Hall Mein Camera Laga Deta Hoon.. Main Yahin Sochne Laga Ki Camera Aise Jahan Lagana Hoga Jahan Se Sab Kuch Saaf Saaf Dikhe. Itne Mein Mere Laptop Pe Notification Aa Gyi.
Kabir: Hi Maam.. Kya Kar Rhi Ho. ?
Mummy Ne Koi Reply Nahi Diya.
Kabir: Naraz Ho Kya Maam.. Aisa Kya Kar Diya Maine. ?
10 Min Baad Mummy Ne Reply Diya.
Mummy: Are Nahi.. Tumhare Uncle Ke Sath Thi Isiliye Reply Nahi De Rahi Thi.. Abhi Bahar Hall Mein Aai Hoon..
Maine Jhank Ke Dekha to Mummy Sofe Pe Baithi Apne Phone Mein Lagi Thi..
Kabir: Ooo Acha. Uncle Ke Sath Thi to Kuch to Ho Raha Hoga. Hahaha
Mummy: Zada Deemag Mat Lagao.. Kuch Nahi Ho Raha Tha..
Kabir: Very Sad.
Mummy: Batao Kaise Mssg Kiya.. ?
Kabir: Apse Baat Karne Ka Bahot Mann Kar Raha Tha Maam.. Apke Bina Mann Hi Nahi Lagta Abb To.
Mummy: Achaa Jee.. Aise Baat Hai. Are Main to Bhool Hi Gyi.. Kabir Kal Mera Bday Hai to Tum Kal Din Mein Ghar Pe Aana.. Tumhe Cake Khilaungi.
Kabir: Acha Jee.. Kal Meri Dost Ka Bday Hai.. Ye to Bahot Achi Baat Hai.. but Aap to College Mein Hogi Phir Kaise?
Mummy: Main Kal Half Day Le Lungi.. Abb Apne Dost Ke Liye Itna to Kar Hi Skti Hoon.. Waise Bhi Kal Saturday Hai to Jada Kaam Nahi Hota..
Kabir: Main Phir Kal College Nahi Jaunga..
Mummy: Kyun College Ke Baad Aajana.
Kabir: Wo Sab Aap Mujhpar Chor Dijiye.. Main Kal 1 Baje Tak Aa Jaunga Maam..
Mummy: Ok Jee..
Kabir: Maam Abb Kal Milte Hain.. Mujhe Kuch Plan Bhi Karna Hai.
Mummy: Aisa Kya Plan Karna Hai.. ?
Kabir: Surprise Hai Maam Apke Liye.
Mummy: Achaa. Aise Baat Hai.
Kabir: Haan Jee.. Good Night Maam.. Kal Milte Hain.. Byee..
Mummy: Byee.. Acha Suno Tumhare Liye Ek Surprise Hai. Kal Hi Socha Tha but Bheja Nahi.
Kabir: Kya Maam. ?
Mummy: Main Thodi Der Mein Bhejti Hoon. Dekh Lena Tumhe Pasand Aaega.. Aur Sharmane Wale 2 Emoji Bhej Diya.
Kabir: Ok Maam.. Main Wait Karta Hoon.
Mummy: Byee.
Main Hairaan Tha Ki Mummy Ne Aisa Kya Surprise Rakha Tha Kabir Ke Liye. Jo Kal Nahi Bheja but Aaj Aage Se Bhejne Ko Keh Rahi Thi.5 Min Baad Mummy Ne Ek Pic Bheji Jismein Unhone Wohi Heavy Saree Ultra Low Waist Band Rakhi Thi Aur Ek Sexy Sa Pose Diya Hua Tha.. Saree Itni Low Waist Thi Ki Saaf Pata Chal Raha Tha Mummy Ne Apne Jhant Ke Baal Saaf Kar Rakhe Hain.. Abb Aage Saaf Saaf Pata Chalega Ki Kya Sahi Hai.. Ye Dekh Kar Main Samajh Gaya Ki Mummy Kabir Ke Jaal Mein Phas Chuki Hai Aur Jald Se Jald Camera Lagane Ka Sochne Laga..
Kabir Ka Reply Aaya..
Kabir: Uff Maam.. Ye Kya Dikha Diya Aapne. Dil Khush Kar Diya. but Phir Se Ek Doubt Aagaya. !
Mummy: Thank You.. ! Abb Kya Doubt Hai..
Kabir: Maam Apne Saree Itni Low Waist Pehen Rakhi Hai.. But. !
Mummy: But Kya?
Kabir: Kuch Missing Hai.
Mummy: Kya Saaf Saaf Bataoge. ?
Kabir: Maam Wahan Pe to Baal Hote Hain Na?
Mummy: Maine Armpit Wax Karwai Hui Hai..
Kabir: Wahan Nahi Maam.. Neeche Apki Nabhi Ke.
Mummy: Pet Pe Baal Nahi Hain Mere.. ( Mummy Jaan Boojh Ke Anjaan Banne Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Thi. )
Kabir: Maam Pet Pe Nahi.. Aur Neeche.. Apke Jh**t Ke Baal.
Mummy: Kabir. Ye Kya Tameez Hai. ?
Kabir: Sorry Maam but Mujhe to Yahi Pata Hai.
Mummy: Main Jaa Rahi Hoon Sone.. Kal Milte Hain.
Kabir: Maam Suno To..
Mummy: Kya Hai.
Kabir: Batao Na. Aap Mujhse Kya Sarma Rahi Ho.
Mummy: Sharmane Ki Baat Nahi Hai but Wo Word Bahot Ganda Tha.
Kabir: Word Ke Liye Sorry Maam but Mujhe Uski English Nahi Aati.. Aap Bata Dona..
Mummy: Tum Net Pe Dekh Lena..
Kabir: Acha Ok.. but Aap Batao Na.. Apke Kyun Nahi Dikhe.. ?
Mummy: Ladies Trim Karke Rakhti Hain.
Kabir: Aisa Kyun? ( Kabir Mummy Ke Mooh Se Sunna Chahta Tha.. Bahot Shatir Tha.. )
Mummy: Safe Hota Hai.. Hygienic Hota Hai.
Kabir: Ohh Acha.. to Kya Aapne Bhi?
Mummy: Hmmm..
Kabir: Main Kaise Maan Loon.. Maine Thodi Na Dekhe Hain..
Mummy: Mat Maano.. Ye Tumhare Jaanne Ke Liye Hai Bhi Nahi.
Kabir: Apni Dost Ka Sab Kuch Pata Hona Chahiye Mujhe.. Tabhi to Aap Meri Best Frnd Hogi..
Mummy: Kya Karoge Ye Jaan Ke. ?
Kabir: Bus Aise Hi..
Mummy: Haan Mere Bhi Nahi Hain.
Kabir: Kaise Manoon?
Mummy: To Abb Main Kya Karoon?
Kabir: Ek Pic. Hihihih.
Mummy: Nahi Bilkul Nahi.. Ye Pic Nahi Milegi.
Kabir: Please Maam Dikhao Na.
Mummy: Kabir Tum Kya Kya Dekhna Chahte Ho.
Kabir: Sab Kuch. ! ! !
Mummy: Shut Up.
Kabir: Please Maam. Apko Dosti Ka Wasta. Please Please Maam.. Dikhao Na.. Dikhao Naaa.
Mummy: Acha Ruko. Bhejti Hoon.. but Tum Koi Comment Nahi Karoge.. Aur Abb Kal Hi Baat Karenge..
Kabir: Ok Maam..
Mummy: Hmmm Bye.. Pata Nahi Ye Ladka Kya Hai. ! ! !
Abee Ye Ho Kya Raha Hai.. Mummy Kabir Ko Apne Chut Ke Baal Dikhane Jaaa Rahi Hai Aur Ye Pata Chalega Ki Mummy Ne Apni Jhaatein Trim Kar Rakhi Hai.. Itni Aag.. Meri to Saasein Tezz Ho Gyi Doston. Aur 10 Min Baad Mummy Ek Pic Bheji.. Jisko Dekh Ke Main Muth Marte Marte Reh Gaya. Kabir to Jaroor Hilaega. Dekho Aur Aap Bhi Enjoy Karo.
To Abb Aaj Ki Raat Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thi. Main Soch Mein Khoya Tha Ki Kab Subeh Ho Aur Kab Mujhe Kuch Dekhne Ko Mile. Pehli Baar Aisa Feel Ho Raha Tha.. Jaise Taise Mujhe Neend Aa Gyi but Maine Subeh 5 Baje Ka Alarm Laga Diya Taki Hall Mein Mummy Ke Uthne Se Pehle Hi Camera Aur Microphone Laga Sakoon.
Abb Subeh Ke 5 Baje Meri Alarm Bell Baji Aur Main Uth Gaya.. Jaldi Jaldi Chehra Dhoke Gadgets Nikaal Liye Aur. Hall Mein Aa Gaya.. Dekha to Mummy Gehri Neend Mein Thi. Maine Chupke Se Microphone Table Ke Neeche Laga Diya.. Aur Camere Ko Hall Mein Ek Showcase Ke Side Mein Ke Peeche. Jisse Ki Mujhe Mummy Saaf Saaf Dikhe Aur Kabir Bhi.. Aur Phir Unki Recording on Kar Di.. Main Apne Room Mein Gaya to Mujhe Poora Hall Ache Se Dikhai De Raha Tha.. Abb Baari Thi Mummy Ke Room Ki. but Uske Liye Mujhe Thoda Wait Karna Hoga.. Aaj.. Main College Thoda Lte Jaunga Jisse Mujhe Mummy Ke Jaane Ke Baad Time Mil Jaae..
Itne Mein 7 Bajj Gye Aur Mummy Uth Gyi. Apne Kaam Khatam Karke Mujhe Awaz Lagai Aur Boli.
Mummy: Beta Main College Ke Liye Nikal Rahi Hoon . Tu Nashta Karke College Chale Jaana.. Aaur Aaj Tu Kitne Baje Tak Aaega?
Main: Happy Birthday Mummy. Mummy Main to 5 Baje Tak.. Aur Phir Papa Ki Shop Pe Bhi to Jaana Hai. Phir Aake Apka Cake Katenge.. Aur Kahin Bahar Chalenge Khana Khane.
Mummy: Thank You Beta. Acha Haan.. Theek Hai.. Main Khana Banake Rakhungi.. Bye Beta.
Main: Bye Mummy.
Itna Bolkar Mummy College Ke Liye Ghar Se Nikal Gyi . Maine Main Door Lock Kiya Aur Mummy Ke Room Mein Chala Gaya.. Maine Ek Microphone Bed Ke Neeche Laga Diya Aur Camera Ko Bed Ki Saamne Wali Deewar Kone Mein Deewar Pe. Camera Keel Ki Shakal Ka Tha to Pata Nahi Chal Raha Tha Ki Aur Wahan Mummy Ki Nazar Bhi Nahi Jaegi.
Abb Mujhe Intezaar Tha Sham Ka Jab Main Camera Ki Recording Check Karunga.
Ye Sab Karke Main College Ke Liye Nikal Gaya.. Mann to Nahi Tha but Jaana Bhi to Jaroori Tha. Tabhi to Mummy Aur Kabir Akele Honge ..
College Mein Mann Hi Nahi Lag Raha Tha.. Jaise Taise Time Nikla Aur Main Ghar Aaya.. Mummy Sofe Oe Baithi Thi Aur Thodi Khush Dikh Rahi Thi.. Main Samjh Gaya Ki Kuch Na Kuch to Hua Hai.. Maine Mummy Se Poocha.
Main: Are Mummy Badi Khush Dikh Rahi Ho ..
Mummy: Haan Beta Wo College Mein Logon Ne Wish Kiya Na to Acha Lag Raha Hai..
Mummy Ne Mujhse Jhoot Bola. Ye Khushi Ho Na Ho Kabir Ke Karan Hi Thi.
Main: Ohh Acha.. Itna Bolkar Main Apne Room Mein Chala Gaya.. Aur Jaldi Se Laptop on Kiya. Aur Jo Dekha Wo Kuch Aisa Tha .
Recording Mein Screen Pe 12 Baj Rahe the To Dekha.. Mummy Ne Main Door Khola Aur Andar Aai.. Mummy Ke Hath Mein Ek Cake Ka Box Tha. Mummy Ne Wo Fridge Mein Rakha Aur Apne Room Mein Chali Gyi.. Aur Phir Washroom Mein..5 Min Baad Mummy Bahar Aai to Maine Dekha Mumme Ne Pink Aur Black Colour Ki Ek Designer Saree Pehen Rakhi Hai Wo Bhi Low Waist. ( Jyadatar Mummy Low Waist Nahi Pehenti.. Sirf Kabhi to Pic Bhejte Time Hi Pehna Hoga. ).. Aage Dekha to Mummy Ki Nabhi Saaf Saaf Dikh Rahi Thi Aur Mummy Ne Pallu Bhi Aise Adjust Kiya Hua Tha Ki Nabhi Saaf Saaf Dikhe. Shayad Mummy Ne Kabir Ke Live Darshan Wali Maan Li Thi. Aur Phir Dressing Table Ke Saamne Baith Ke Light Make up Kiya. Ye Sab Hote Hote 1 Bajj Gye Aur Door Bell Baji.. Main Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Ye Kabir Hi Tha.. Aur Shayad Mummy Bhi ..
Mummy Ne Darwaza Khola to Saamne Kabir Khara Tha . Mere Pet Mein Chuhe Koodne Lage. Phir Aage
Mummy: Are Kabir Tum Aa Gye?
Kabir: Haan Maam Main Time Ka Bada Pakka Hoon ..
Mummy: Wo to Dekh Hi Rahi Hoon. Chalo Andar Aoo ..
Kabir Jee Maam. Btw Maam Happy Birthday to My Best Frnd. Aur Ek Rose Mummy Ki Taraf Vadha Diya.
Mummy: Oh Thank You Kabir.. Iski Kya Jaroorat Thi ..
Kabir: A Beautiful Flower for A Beautiful Frnd..
Mummy: Acha Jee.. Chalo Baitho Main Tumhare Liye Cold Drink Leke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Main Help Karoon?
Mummy: Nahi Nahi Main Leke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Ok Maam. Aur Kabir Sofe Pe Baith Gaya .
Mummy: Ye Lo.. Aur Mummy Ne Kabir Ke Hath Mein Ek Glass Di Jismein Cold Drink Thi.. .
Kabir: Thank You Maam. Maam Aaj Aap Bahot Sundar Lag Rhi Ho Aur Hot Bhi ..
Mummy: Thank You Dost Sahab.
Kabir: Welcome Maam. Maam Main Apke Liye Kuch Laaya Hoon. Ek Surprise Gift.
Mummy: Kyun Bekaar Mein Paise Karch Kiya Tumne .. Tum Aae Yahi Bahot Tha Na..
Kabir: Aise Kaise Maam.. Maine Bahot Socha Ohir Ye Decide Kiya. Aur Kabir Ne Ek Gift Box Mummy Ko Diya..
Mummy: Thank You.. Chalo Pehle Cake Khalo Phur Dekhti Hoon Kya Surprise Hai.
Kabir: Ok Maam
Mummy Uthi Aur Cake Nikaal Kar Laai Aur Phir Dono Cake Kaata.. Kabhi Happy Bday Gaa Raha Tha Aur Cake Ka Ek Piece Mummy Ko Khila Diya.. Phir Mummy Ne Bhi Yahi Kiya ..
Abb Kabir Ne Mummy Ko Kaha..
Kabir: Maam Abb Dekho Gift ..
Mummy: Haan Ruko.. Aur Mummy Ne Gift Khola to Usmein Se Ek Silver Ki Waist Chain Nikli.. Mummy Use Dekh Ke Hairaan Thi..
Mummy: Kabir Ye Kya Hai.. Ye to Mehnga Hoga . Tumhe Ye Nahi Laana Chahiye Tha..
Kabir: Maam Pehle Ye Batao Apko Laga Kaisa.
Mummy : Acha Hai But.
Kabir: But Wutt Nahi Maam.. Apko Pasand Aaya Ya Nahi.. ?
Mummy: Haan Bahot Pasand Aaya.. Thank You .
Kabir: Sirf Thank You Kaam Nahi Chalega Maam.. Apko Pehen Ke Dikhana Hoga..
Mummy: Baad Mein Dikha Dungi..
Kabir: Nahi Maam Abhi. Please Bahot Mann Se Laaya Hoon Main ..
Mummy: Acha Baba Ruko Main Pehen Ke Aati Hoon.
Kabir: Maam Yahin Peh Pehno Na . Yahan Pe Bhi to Sirf Hum Dono Hi Hain .. Hihihihihi..
Mummy: Badmash. Ruko.. Aur Mummy Ne Apna Pallu Thoda Aur Sude Kiya.. Aur Phir Ye Hua Dekho.
Kabir Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha Aur Andar Hi Andar Khush Ho Raha Tha Ki Aaj to Kuch Karke Hi Jaunga . Aur Camere Se Main..
Kabir: Wow Maam Jach Raha Hai Appe .. Kitni Sundar Lag Rhai Hai Apki Kamar .. Ufff ..
Mummy: Thank You Jee. Gift Bhi to Mere Dost Ka Hai.
Kabir: Haan Jee Jaroor .. Btw Maam Thank You Apko Bhi.
Mummy: Mujhe Thank You Kyun?
Kabir: Aapne Meri Baat Maani..
Mummy: Kaun Si?
Kabir: Live Nabhi Dekhne Wali..
Mummy: Shaitaan Chup Karo. Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai ..
Kabir: To Phir Kaise Hai Maam.
Mummy: Chup Karo Aur Cake Khao ..
Kabir: Abb Baat Nikli Hai to Mujhe Return Gift Chahiye .
Mummy: Batao Kya Chahiye. ?
Kabir: Mujhe Ek Baar Apki Nabhi Aur Pet Live Dekhna Hai.. Paas Se.
Mummy: Abhi Dekha to Jan Chain Pehen Rahi Thi ..
Kabir: Nahi Maam Aur Paas Se.. Ekdum Close Up..
Mummy: Chupppp.
Kabir: Maam Aaj Aap Apne Dost Ko Udas Karogi ..
Mummy: Acha Chalo Pehle Khana Khaa Lo Phir Dekhte Hain.
Kabir: Ok Maam.
Mummy Ne Kabir Ko Table Pe Baithaya Aur Khana Serve Kiya ..
Dono Ne Sath Mein Khana Khaya Aur Khub Hasi Mazak Ki. Ab. Aise Hi 4 Bajj Gaye . Aur Kabir Ke Jaane Ka Time Ho Gaya Kyunki Main Jo Aane Wala Tha .. Abb Kabir Bola..
Kabir: Maam Mera Return Gift ..
Mummy: Kabir Kya Tum Bhi . Kuch Aur Lelo ..
Kabir: Maam Gift to Meri Marzi Ka Hona Chahiye Na
Mummy: Please Naa.. Mujhe Sharm Aati Hai .
Kabir: Main Kuch Nahi Sunne Wala Maam.. Aaj Main Udas Hoke Nahi Jaunga..
Mummy: Acha Theek Hai but Pehle Apni Ankhein Band Karo ..
Kabir Sife Pe Baith Gaya Aur Apni Akhein Band Kar Li.. Mummy Ne Saans Bhari Aur Kabir Ke Naak Ke 10 Inch Door Jaake Khari Ho Gayi Aur Dheere Se Apna Pallu Hata Diya .. Aur Phir Boli.
Mummy: Abb Ankhein Khol Lo..
Kabir: Ok Maam.. Aur Jaise Hi Kabir Ne Ankhein Kholi to Saamne Ye Tha..
Kabir Ki to Jaise Saanse Hi Ruk Gyi Hoon.. Usmein Jaise Hi Upar Dekha to Mummy Ne Apna Chehre Ghuma Liya Aur Ankhein Band Kar Li ..
Kabir: Uff Maam Main Kitne Din Se Iska Intezaar Kar Raha Tha.. Kya Pet Hai Apka . Kya Nabhi Hai.. Kitni Gehri Hai. Apke Ye Apke Pet Ki Charbi.. Hayee Maam. Dil Kho Gaya Mera To.
Mummy: Dekh Liya Na.. Abb Main Peeche Jaaun.. ?
Kabir: Nahi Maam Buss Kuch Der Aise Hi Raho.
Mummy: Kya Tum Bhi.
Kabir: Maam Ye Nabhi Kitni Gehri Hai . Kabhi Aapne Ungli Daali Hai Andar..
Mummy: Nahi .
Kabir: Kya Mai Daal Skta Hoon..
Mummy: Hmmmmm.. ( Mummy Kabir Ke Vaton Se Garam Ho Rahi Thi Aur Hosh Kho Rahi Thi Kyunki Kabir Ki Saanse Mummy Ke Pet Par Padd Rahi Thi. )
Kabir: Gussa to Nahi Karogi?
Mummy: Nahi.
Kabir Ye Sunke Khush Ho Gaya Aur Usne Apni Ek Ungli Mummy Ke Nabhi Mein Daal Di .. Mummy Usse Sigar Uthi Aur. Uske Mooh Se Nikla
" Aaaaaah Kabir.. Jaldi"
Kabir: Kya Jaldi Maam.. ?
Mummy: Jaldi Dekho.. Main Aur Aise Khadi Nahi Reh Skti ..
Kabir: Bus Kuch Der Maam.. Aisa Mauka Baar Baar Nahi Milta.
Mummy: Uffff.
Mummy Ke Itna Kehte Hi Kabir Ne Kuch Aisa Kiya Ki Main Soch Bhi Nahi Skta Tha .. Usne Apni Jeeb Mummy Ke Nabhi Mein Ghusa Diya Aur Use Chat Liya .. Main Ye Nazara Dekh Ke Hairaan Tha Aur Mera Lund Phatne Ko Ho Raha Tha.. Pata Nahi Kabir Ka Kya Haal Hua Hoga .
