Update 05

Ek hota hai insaan, aur ek hota hai insaani rup mein shaitaan. Mere dadaji bhi wohi the. Ek bacche ko apne hi maa se khoon karwakey dadaji ko bahut mazaa ayaa tha usdin. Main samajh nahi payaa ke aise baap ke bete hokar mere papa itne acche aur itne bhaley aadmi kaise baane? Shayad dadimaa ke wajaah se. Jab tak woh thi mere papa aur humare pariwar mein koi pareshaani nahi thi. Lekin unke bimaar honey ke baad sabkuch tahes nahes ho gaya. Us umaar mein mujhe kuch bhi samajh nahi ayaa tha. Lekin aaj jab un baaton ko sochta hu.toh darr ke marein aur sharam se pani pani ho jataa hu. Baar baar sochta hu.kyun? Kyun gaye the hum us ghar mein? Kyun.? Sabkuch khatam ho gayaa mera.

Dadaji aur ramesh dadu aise bhayanak baaton ko enjoy kar rahe the. Dadaji ne aur bhi bahut kuch bola ramesh dadu ko.

Dadaji: sach mein saale manoj ko pehle to maine har din college mein daraaya, maraa, bully kiya.lekin usko uske hi maa ke haaton maarwa ke ajeeb sa maza mila mujhe. Janta hai..chad pe le jaane ke baad manoj ki maa ne manoj ko chad ke corner mein le jaake bahut daraya tha.

Manij mi maa uske bete ko Bol rahi thi : agaar tere pitaji ko kuch bhi bola na to fek dungi yahaan se. Bol.bolegaa apne pitaji ko? Bol.bolega tere pitaji ko kuch bhi? Dekh. ekdum chup rehna varna sach fek dungi. Yeh nahi sochungi tu mera beta hai. Bol.bolega?

Main peechey se sab sun raha tha. Bahut maza aa raha tha.
Aaj us manoj ko main nahi.. balki uski aapni maa bully kar rahi thi, daraa rahi thi. Maa ke haaton bete ko humilate karna uffffff kya maza aata hai yaar. Lekin mujhe tabhi manoj ko humilate karne ka ek idea ayaa.

Ramesh: kya idea?

Main manoj ke maa ke paas gaya aur manoj ke baal pakar kar bola..

Dadaji : kyun be saale? Apne baap ko bolegaa? Accha? Aaj main aur teri maa tujhe chorenge tab to tu kuch bolega naa.

Manoj ki maa: bol. bolegaa apne pitaji ko? Varnaa..

Dadaji: kya hua? Teri mummy tujhse kuch puch rahi hai. jawab de. Tuney kya socha tha? Mujhse bach ke bhag jaega? Subir naam hai mera..itni kacchi khel main nahi khelta. Maine tere maa se suna tha ke ghar akar tu aunty ko bolta tha ke maine tuhje kaise bully karta hoon? Tuney kya sochata? Isse mujhe koi faraak parega? Main tujhe bully nahi karunga? Yey dekh.teri khud ki maa ab mere sath hai. Jis maa ko tu mere barein mein complain karta tha aaj usi maa ke sath milkar main tujhe upaar pahucha dungaa..ab tu kabhi apne baap se nahi mil payega..

Manoj: nahi..main pitaji ko sabkuch bataa dunga. Maa aap is ke sath kya jar rahe the? Main pitaji ko sabkuch bataa dunga.

Dadaji: zinda rahega to naa.

Manoj: kya matlab?

Dadaji: matlab? Aunty zara apne bete ko samjhao iska matlab.

Phir ek dhakaa mara manoj ko uski maa ne. bus..sala sab pareshani khatam. Sab ko lagaa khelte hue..manoj ka accident hua tha. Us din ke baad kuch dino tak hum nahi miley..phir manoj ke papa ka transfer ho gaya woh chale gaye.

Ramesh: lekin bechare uske baap ko pata bhi nahi chala uske bete ka accident nahi hua hai balki mur*er hua hai. usko pata chalta to kya hota?

Dadaji: abey yeh soch..usko agar yeh pata chalta ke uske bete ka mur*er uska biwi matlab manoj ke maa ne khud kiya hai to uska kya halaat hota ha.ha.ha..ha..

Ramesh : haa.sach mein.

Dadaji : arey..yeh to thi meri college ke time ki baat..uske baad jab main baraa hua..officer banaa to kitne aurton ke maze liye maine.

Ramesh : haan.tuney aur jaggu ne milkar bahut aish kiye. Aakhir usi jaggu ko bhi raste se hataa diyaa bari chalaki se.

Dadaji: kya karta.sale ke paas meri ek gupt jaan kari thi. Mere haaton ek leader ka kaam tamaam hua tha. Uske liye mujhe accha maal bhi mila. Iski khabaar us jaggu ko pari. To usne mujhe blackmail karna shuru kia. Tu toh janta hi hai..jo mera saath deta hai main unka saath deta hoon, lekin jo mujhse takkar leta hai usko raste se hatane ke liye ek second bhi nahi leta. Bus..lorri se uraa diya saalen ko. Phir salen ki patni ko bhi nahi chora. Tujhe kya lagta hai? Jaggu ka beta uska khudka baccha hai?

Ramesh : tu to khel gayaa re saaley.isi liye college ke nikalne ke utne saal baad tuney phir se woh powder liya tha mujhse?

Dadaji: haan.us jaggu ki patni par meri nazaar thi. Lekin dost ki biwi samajh kar kuch nahi kiya. Lekin jab us kaminey jaggu ne mujhse sharaa panti ki to..saley ko raste se hataa bhi diyaa aur uski patni ke sath aish bhi kiya. Woh bhi us jaggu ke mala dale hue photo ke samne. Maza agaya tha..saalen ke photo ke samne usi ki patni jab mere lund pe uchal rahi thi. Uffffff..kuchidin pehle pati ko khoya tha aur jisne uske pati ko maraa usike lund ki sawaari kar rahi thi woh. Phir usko ek baccha bhi diya maine aur paise bhi diye.

Ramesh: tu toh master aadmi hai bhai..tere jaisa koi hain hi nahi.

Dadaji: aab yeh saab puraane baatein chor aur asli mudde par aate hai. Jo powder tuney pehle 2 bar mujhe taab diyaa tha.woh aab mujhe phirse chahiye. Intezam kar sakta hai? Paisa jitna chahiye milega tujhe.

Ramesh : woh powder? Aab? Lekin aab kyun chaa.

Ramesh dadu puri baat khatam nahi kiye aur dadaji ke taraaf dekhte rahe kuch der. Phir haaskar boley.

Ramesh: saaleyyyy.kamineyyyyyy.samajh gayaaa.abey saaley apne bete ki patni par nazar to teri pehle se thi.aab kya usko bhi..?????

Dadaji : aab kya karoon yaar..isi liye to itna sab plan kiyaa..tere zarie. itna baraa plan ko success banaya.. aab jis kaam ke liye yeh sab kiya woh karne ka waqt aa gaya hai..aisi nasheeli chees akhon ke samne ghum rahi hai..aur main sirf dekhu? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai? Ab to bahu ko dekhana paregaaa.asli sewa kaise kiya jataa hai..

Ramesh: tu to khel gayaa re..isi liye tuney apni patni ko bhi mere zariye slow poison dekar maar.

Dadaji : ssshhhhhhh.chup..ab bol..intezam kar payega Ke nahi? Tu acchi taraah janta hai bhaai.tere kitne kale kartoot main janta hoon..agar tu mere raaz janta hai toh main tera janta hoon.agaar main bolne pe aa jauuu to..

Ramesh : arey..tu..tu..buraa kyun manta hai..main kal lataa hu na.. mujhe pataa hai kahaan milta hai woh..kaal lekar 11 bajey aata hu main..tu fikaar mat kar.bus.. kisiko kuch batana maat.

Dadaji: sabash..tu mere kaam aaa, main tere kaam aaunga..chal abhi main chalta hoon..tu kaal dawaai le ana thik hai.

Ramesh dadu thik hai bolkey dusri taraaf jaane lagey. Aur dadu mere paas akar mujhe godi mein lekar wapas ghar ki taraaf jaane lagey.

Main: dadu. kon bimaar hai?

Dadaji: bimaar? Matlab beta?

Main: aapne bola na ramesh dadu ko dawaai lekar aane ke liye.

Dadaji : ohhhh.tumne woh sunaa? Haaan woh. tumhari dadi ke liye..

Main: dadi ke liye?

Dadaji : hummm..beta woh bahut bimaar haina.isiliye to tumko, papa ko tumhari mummy ko bulayaa..woh unki dekh vaal karengi..aur mujhe bahu ki sewaaa milegaaa..haaa..haaa.pyari bahu ki sewaaa..

Mujhko us waqt kya pata tha woh dawaai dadi ke liye nahi.. kisi aur ke liye tha.

Raat ko khaana khaney ke baad hum sab baithkar tv delh rahe thei. Papa dadimaa ke paas the thori der tak fir humare kamre mein chalein gaye ek jaruri phone karne ke liye. Tab main mummy aur dadaji baithe the. Main beech mein baitha tha. Pata nahi kya hua dadaji ne mujhe aapne godi mein uthake bithaya aur mummy ke thora paas siraak kar baith gaye. Mummy tv dekhneein busy thi. Main bhi. Lekin maine dadaji ko dekha to maine dekha dadaji tv nahi dekh rahe the..balki mere mummy ko dekh rahe thei. Balki yeh kehna chahiye mummy ke cleavage ko dekh rahe the. Dadaji 6 foot se bhi zyada lambe hai isliye sofe par baith kar bhi mummy ke sar se dadaji ka sar bahut upar tha isliye dadaji acche se mummy ki husn ko dekh paa rahe the. Maine dekha Dadaji mummy ke maxi se nikla hua cleavage ko dekh kar ekbar apna honth chabaya phir mummy ke taraf dekhkar shaitaani hasi hasaa. Lekin tabhi mere papa wahaan aa gaye to dadaji ne nazar ghumake tv dekhne lagey.

Dadaji : chalo rohan beta..hum thora yahan walking karte hai. Khaney ke baad thora walking sahet ke liye acchha hota hai. Bahu tum bhi walking karo..
..waise bhi tum apne aap ko maintain karti ho. mere bete ko kuch bolti nahi ho kya.dekho kaisa pet ful raha hai iskaa.haat pairon se dubla patla lekin.pet se mota.

Mummy : hazar baar boli hoon babuji..lekin yeh sunte hi nahi..sirf khana aur let kar tv dekhna hota hai inko.

Papa : mujhe yeh sab exercise pasaand nahi latika.

Dadaji : woh toh tujhe bachpan se pasaand nahi. Kitna koshis kiya tujhe exercise karaane ka par tu kar hi nahi pata thaa..aur baar baar mere haaton maar khata tha.

Papa: ufffff.pitaji..yaad maat dilaiye woh baat..aapke haaton maar kha kha ke meri to halaat kharap ho jaati thi.maa akar mujhe bachati thi.

Dadaji: tere maa ne hi tujhe bigaraa hua thaa.mere rule ke hisab se chalta to aaj mere taara na sahi.kamse kaam ek accha body to hota.

Mummy : bilkul sahi kahaan babuji..chaliye hum walking karte hai.

Mummy, main ayr dadaji walking karne lagey lambe balcony mein. Dadaji mummy se baat kar rahi thi aur hum walking kar rahe thei. kuch der baad dadaji ne tv off kar diya aur hum apne apne kamre mein aa gaye. Sabkuch normaal tarikey se hi abtak chaal raha tha. Lekin usi raat se shuru hua woh sab jo nahi hona chahiye tha. Raat ko mummy ka neend achanak khul gaya. Mummy bistaar se utarne lagi. Unke vibration se mera bhi neend khul gaya aur maine aankh kholkey dekha..mummy uthkar bahaar jaa rahi thi. Shayad toilet jaa rahi thi. Main soya raha. Darwaza khula hi thaa. Maine dekha mummy bahaar chali gayi. Floor pe mummy ka shadow bhi gayaab hi gaya. Kuch der baad mujhe lagaa ek aur shadow mummy ke peeche peechey chala gaya. Main yeh dekh kar uth gaya. Thori der baitha raha. Fir uthke kisi tarah bistaar se neeche aya(kyun ki bahut chota tha main tab) aur bathroom ki taraaf jaane lagaa. Bathroom humare ghar se thora door ek gali ke under tha. Main wahan pahuch ke dekha bathroom ka door bandh tha lekin under mummy thi kyun ki under ki light bahaar bhi aa rahi thi. Bathroom ke darwaze pe do teen jagah hole tha kyun ki bahut puraana darwaza tha. Wahaan se bhi light bahaar aa raha tha.

Tabhi under se paani girne ka huuusshhhhhh aur paani comode mei girne kaa charrrrrrrrrrr charrrrrrr awaz ane lagaa. Matlab mummy susu kar rahi hai. Lekin us waqt jo baat mujhe ajeeb laagi maine dekha darwaze ke bahaar mere dadaji khare hai aur darwaze ke hole se under dekhne ki koshis kar rahe hai. Unka ek haat uswaqt apne dhoti ke paas tha. Dono pauron ke beech dadaji apne haat ko ragar rahe the. Jaise hi mummy ki susu ki awaz ruk gayi to dadaji jaldi se wahaan se nikal kar bahar chale gaye. Mujhe lagaa tha shayad dadaji ko bhi bathroom janaa tha par woh waise bhaag kyun gaye?

Us waqt mujhe kya pataa tha mere dadaji susu karne ke liye nahi. balki susu ki awaz sunne ke liye gaaye the. Lekin yeh to bus shuruaat tha..agey jo hone wala tha duaa karta hoon woh kisi ke saath kabhi naa ho.

Agley din main utha. Dekha papa nahi hai. Main akeley so raha hoon. Main utha aur mummy ko dhoondne bahaar gaya to dekha mummy dadaji ko subah ka khanaa de rahi thi. Mujhe dekhkar boli : jao.. brush kar lo aur aakar khana khaalo.

Main: papa kahaan hai mummy?

Mummy: tumhare dadima ke paas hai. Jao brush karlo.

Main bathroom mein brush aur paste lekaar gayaa. Thoro der baad akar dadaji ke paas baith kar khana khane lagaa. Tabhi mujhe wk baat yaad aya aur maine dadaji se poocha.

Main: dadaji.kal aap bathroom kyun nahi gaye?

Dadaji: matlab?

Main: kal mummy bathroom gayi thi to main bhi bahaar aya tha. Maine dekha aap bathroom ke bahaar khare hai. Lekin aap mummy ke nikal ne ka intezaar nahi kiye aur chale gaye phir main bhi wapas aa gaya.

Dadaji thora ghabra gaye aur boley: woh.woh.asal mein.hua kya ke.woh..mujhe kuvh kaam yaad aa gaya tha ton wapas chala gaya. Lekin beta.aap utni raat ko kyun uthe the? Aisa karna galat baat hoti hai. aapne yeh kisiko bataya to nahi na?

Main : nahi.kyun?

Dadaji: bataana bhi maat beta..varna mummy papa bahut gusaa karengey.

Main : ok..ab main aisa nahi karungaa.

Dadaji : good boy. Ab chalo khaa lo.

Thoro der baad main papa ke paas gaya. Papa dadima ke paas baithe thei. Ghar ke under hi kuch checkup ka machine lagaya huaa tha. Main papa ke godi mein jaakey baith gayaa. Thori der baad mummy bhi aayi.

Papa: pataa nahi..kya ho gaya Latika. Maa to thik thak thi.bus umaar ke wajah se kuch problems hoti thi par aise kaise jo gayaa? Aur maa itni jaldi itni patli kaise ho gayi? Maa ko dekhkar itna buraa lag raha hai ke kya bataau..

Mummy : chinta maat karo..sab thik ho jaegaa.

Thori der baad dadaji under aye aur dadaji ke sath ramesh dadu bhi under aye.

Ramesh : hello. dipankar.. morning bahu..morning rohan beta.

Papa: arey. dr. uncle aiye..aiye..baithiye.

Ramesh uncle dadima ko check karne lagey. Dadima sirf aankh bandh karke pari hui thi. Aur ramesh dadu check kar rahe thei. Phir Ramesh dadu boley.

Ramesh: dipu.ek baat ab bataa chahta hoon. Tumhare pitaji ko bhi main bataa raha tha ke ab inko hospital mein le janaa chahiye. Wahaan inka main aur acche se checkup kar paunga. Halaki zyada koi umeed nahi hai par try kar sakte hain.

Dadaji: haa.ramesh shayad tu ab sahi kehe raha hai. Dipu maine decide kiya hai tere maa ko ab hospital mein bhej diya jai. Yahan hikar bhi dekh kaisi halaat mein hai.

Papa : thik hai pitaji.jo aap thik samjhe.

Maine dekha papa ke manzoori se dadaji aur Ramesh dadu ne ek dusre ko dekha aur dono ke hi chehre pe thora haasi tha.

Mummy boli: aap chai lengey na ramesh uncle?

Ramesh: haan.beta.mil jaye toh accha hota.

Mummy : main abhi banaa kar lati hoon.

Mummy chali gayi. Ramesh dadu sab ko boley: accha dipu suno.mujhe tumhare pitaji se hospital le jaane ke baarein mein kuch jaruri baat karni hai..to kuch samay ke liye humey akela chor do. Rohan ko lekaar bahaar jaoge pls?

Papa: sure uncle..rohan beta chalo. yahan barein log zaruri baat karengey.come on.

Papa mujhe lekaar bahaar aa gayr aur dadaji ne darwaza bandh kar diya. Papa tv ke paas jakar news dekhne lagey aur main wahin apne ball se khelney lagaa. To kamre ke under se mujhey hasi ki awaz sunaai di. Main thora paas gaya to under se sunaai diya.

Dadaji: wahhhh..ramesh.tu to bahut intelligent nikla. Yahi to main chahta tha. Yeh musibaat ki dukaan ko yahan se hataana. Sali..hamesha murde ki taraah pari rehti hai. Isko jitna jaldi ho sakey hospital le jaa aur kuch hi dino main iska kaam khatam karde. Ab to mujhe nayi milne wali hai.

Ramesh: haah.bhai.tu chinta maat kar. Main sab samhal lunga. Kisko shaak to nahi hua ke isko zaher diya gaya hai?

Dadaji: pagaal hai kya? Mera beta ya bahu koi doctor thori hai ke kisiko shaq hoga? Sab samajhte hai ke attack ke wajaah se yeh halaat hai. Tu ab is musinaat ko yahaan se lekar jaa. Ab to is bistaar pe koi aur ayegi.

Ramesh: tu jo bolegaa.main sab karunga.bus mere saare raaz ko raaz rakhna bhaai varna faas jaunga is umaar mein.

Dadaji: tu to janta hai..jo mera saath deta hai main uska saath deta hu..jo mujhse takkar leta hai.main usko raste se hataa deta hu.is chakkar mein apne chotey bhai tak ko nahi chora to tu kyaa hai? Haan lekin tu isi tarah mera saath deta raha to tujhe fikaar karne ki koi baat nahi. Maal layaa?

Ramesh: haaa.woh dawaai na? Layaa.yeh le.

Dadaji : arey wahhhh.yeh hui na kuch baat.

Ramesh : aur bhi khush ho jaa..yeh waali powder pehle waalon se bhi bahut zyada strong hai. Bahut paisa dekaar intezam kiya hai. High doze ka hai yeh. Bahut zyada eksaat use mat karna. Sun isko kaise istemaal karna hai.

Dadaji: haa bol.

Ramesh: pehle thora thora karkey chaai ke saath, khaaney ke sath milataa rehena. Phir iska doze double kar dena..phir triple. Bas..utna hi kaafi hai.

Dadaji: kaam to karegaa naa?

Ramesh: arey mere dawai ke upaar shaq mat kar. Maine tujhe pehle jo powder diya tha usse hi aurtein pagaal ho jaati thi.. to soch..yeh powder to pehle se bhi bahut zyada strong hai. Soch iske istemaal se us haseena ka kya hoga..

Dadaji : ufffff. ab to aur intezaar nahi hota hai ramesh. Kaal jo sunaa.. jee kar raha tha tabhi usko utha ke kamre mein le jau.

Ramesh : kyu.kyun.aisa kya huaa re?

Dadaji : kaal raat ko chupke se usko dekh raha tha. To dekha uthkar bathroom gayi. Main bhi peeche peeche gayaa. Aur thori der baad woh paani ki dhaar nikal ne ki awaaz. hai..aurat ki choot se nikalte hue paani ki awaz mujhe kitna garaam kar deta hai tujhe kya bataau? Lekin..

Ramesh : lekin kya?

Dadaji: woh baccha. salein ne mujhe bahaar uske maa ke bathroom ke bahaar dekh liya aur subaah mujhe poochta hai ke aap wahaan kyun khare thei?

Ramesh: arey woh chota sa baccha hai. Woh to teri haat ki mail hai.

Dadaji: woh to pataa hai..lekin aab agey mere plan ko success karne ke liye maa ko bacche se alaag karna paregaa.

Ramesh : woh to asaan hai. Sun apna kaan idhar laa.

Thori der ekdum shanti phir dadaji ki awaz sunai di.

Dadaji: arey waah.ramesh tu to bahut samjhdar hai.

Ramesh : kal se hi yeh shuru kar de.

Dadaji: haan.. chal ab jaldi se is pareshani ko hospital lekaar jaa.

Ramesh : haan.main abhi hospital phone karta hoon. bhabi ko lekaar jayegnge ambulance aakar.

Main sab sunaa.par kuch samjh nahi paya. Kaisa pareshaani? Kaisa musibaat? Kaisa powder? Kya boley wih log kuch nahi samjha..aur us umaar mein samjhta bhi kaise.? Isiliye to jo nahi hona chaiye tha woh.

Usdin dopaher ko ambulance akaar dadimaa ko lekaar gayi. Papa aur dadaji bhi saath gaye. 1 ghante baad laut aye. Ghar mein se jaise koi aachhai gayaab ho gaayi. Aab jo hone wala tha woh bahut khatarnak thaa.

Raat ke dinner ke baad thori der dadaji ke saath walking kiya phir soney chale gaye. Raat ko kitne baajey the pataa nahi par bahut raat thi. Bahar kutte bhowk rahe the. Mujhe zor ki susu aayi thi. Maine socha ke mummy ko bulaau par mummy papa dono hi gehri neend mein thei to socha sahaas karkey pehlibaar khud hi jataa hu. To main neeche utarke bahaar aa gaya. Balcony mein bahut sundaar hawaa behein raha tha. Main agey bathroom ke taraf chalne lagaa. Jab main darwin room cross karkey bathroom ke taraaf bar rahaa tha to dadaji ke kamre se kuch awaz ayi. Main ruk gaya. Tabhi phir se awaz ayi aaaahhhhhhh. Koi aurat ki awaz thi. Main bathroom jaane ke badle dadaji ke kamre ke paas aya yeh dekhne ke main sach mein koi awaz sunaa ya wahem tha. Lekin jab dadji ke kamre ke bahut paas ayaa to phir se ek aurat ki awaz aayi ahhhhhh sssshhhhh malik.

Mujhe yeh awaz jaana pehechana lagaa. Yeh to champa masi ki awaz hai. To kya masi under hai? Tabhi dadaji ki awaz aayi : aahhh champa rani..kitne diin baad aise araam se tujhe akeley mein pyaar karne ka mauka mila.

Champa: haan malik..apki us biwi ke hote hue hum thik se mil bhi nahi paate the.

Dadaji: isiliye to usko hataa diya is ghar se. Ab hum araam se maza kar payengey..yeh le.

Champa : ahhhhhh..ahhhh.haaaiiii..aahhhhh.malik aap to mujhe pagaal kar dogey.ahhhh.shaadi ke baad se mere us namard pati ke sath sokey meri zindagi kharaap ho gayi thi.accha huaa..aapne us din mujhe jabardasti..se ahhhhhhh choda.. tha.varnaa aaj bhi us namard ke saath sokar zindagi kaat rahi hoti meri.ahhhhh

Dadaji: accha hua tere pati ko bahaar kaam pe bhej diya.aab woh saher me rehta hai aur yahaan main tujhe samhal ta hun.ahhhhh.kya chis hai tu ahhhhh.jab se chandu ki bahu ban kar ayi hai.apne sasur se zyada mera dhyaan rakhti hai.

Champa : ahhhh..kyun na rakkhu..ahhh.aap bhi mera khyal rakhte ho.ahhhhhhhh.accha hua oh buddhi ko hospital me daal diya. Uske hote hue aap main thik se maza nahi kar pate the.

Dadaji: sahi kahan. sali mujhe kuch karne hi nahi deti thi. Tere saath thik se maza bhi nahi kar pati thi.

Champa: haan. hum pe shaaq ho gaya tha aap ki biwi ko.

Dadaji: sirf shaq nahi.. saali ne tujhe aur mujhe pyaar karte hue dekh bhi liya tha. Isi liye to sali ko dawai dekar bimaar kar diya.. saali apne aapko bahut chalaak samajhti thi. Sochi thi mujhse bachkar apne bete ke paas chali jayegi. aur mere barein mein usko sab bata degi. par usse pehle hi uski halat kharap kar di.

Champa : haan..maine saali ki chaai me aapka diya hua woh zaher har din milaata raha aur saali har din bimaar hoti rahi. Aur ab to saali jaldi upar chali jayegi. Ab aapka aur mera rasta saaf hai. Uffff.. kitne dino se aapse pyaar nahi mila. Mere namard pati. sala kuch nahi kar pata tha. Isliye to apni jawani aapko de di. Aap is umar me bhi mujhe jo mazaa dete hai woh to mera pati saat janam me bhi nahi de payega.

Dadaji : arey chinta maat kar raani. tujhko to ab har roz maza dunga.

Champa: lekin. aabhi to aapki bahu aur beta aye hue hai. Isiliye subah hum mil nahi sakte.

Dadaji: arey.. tu kya mujhe buddhu samjhti hai. Mai subir hoon.. na jaane kitne criminals ko chakma diiya hai aur yeh to mera khud ka beta hai. Isko main acche se janta hoon bhola hai bechara. Lekin pareshani hai meri bahu ko lekar. Jitni khubsurat hai utni hi smart bhi hai.

Champa : sahi kahaan sahab.. aapki bahu hai bahut khubsurat. Main aurat hokar bhi apki bahu ki khubsurti ko mehsoos karke uttejit ho jataa hoon. Jee karta hai aapki bahu ko.. uffffff maf karna malik.. apki bahu ke baarein mein ulta fulta bol raha hu.

Dadaji : arey nahi re pagli.. tu bilkul sahi hai. Sali hai hi husn ki raani. Uffff. kya roop hai, kya jism hai.. mere bete ki patni hai par phir bhi ussko gandi nazar se dekhta hoon main.

Champa: sach mein malik.. aapki bete ki patni hai to roop ki raani. Lekin.. unke hote hue aap aur main maza kaise karengey? Woh apki buddhi biwi ek raste ka kanta thi..usko humne milkey raste se hataa diya.lekin ab is naye pareshani ka kya karein? Ab to aapki bahu humare raste ka kanta hai.

Dadaji ne jo bola tha aaj bhi mujhe yaad hai. Kabhi nahi bhool sakta us baat ko. Dadaji boley.

Dadaji: jisko tu raste ke kanta samajh rahi hai agaar usko hi main apne agey chalne ka rasta banaa lu toh?

Champa: matlab malik?

Dadaji: matlab? Matlab jisko tu pareshani samajh rahi hai usko hi main humare saath milaa lu toh?

Champa : matlab.. aap bol rahe hai ki aapki bahu humare saath..?

Dadaji : haaa..

Champa : lekin kaise malik?

Dadaji: uski fikaar tu maat kar meri raani.. main jo jo bolunga. woh tu karegi?

Champa: arey.. aapke sath milkar aapki patni ko raste se hataa diya. yeh to kuch bhi nahi. Aap jaisa bolengey waisa karungi. Bas. aab apse dur nahi raha jata.

Dadaji : ohhhh. champa.. yeh le.. yeh sali..

Champa: ahhhh. ahhhh.. ahhhhh.. ahhhhh.. jor se. jor se malik. aur jor se. chodo malik.. chodo..

Dadaji : yeh le sali.. bas.. main jo bolunga woh karti jaa.. to dekhna. maine itne din se jo plan banaya hai usko safal hone se koi nahi rok paega.

Champa: aap jo bologe sab karungaaaahhh. ahhhhhh. bas aap bolo kya karnaa hai.

Dadaji: tujhe ek powder dungaa.. usey kaal bahu ke chai pe thora sa mila dena. Bus thora saa.

Champa: phir se powder???

Dadaji: arey. yeh powder pehle wala nahi hai. Woh to meri biwi ko marne ka zaher thaa.. yeh walaa powder mere pyaari baahu ko apne saath milaane ke liye hai. Iske khaney se teri choti malkin dhire dhire mere paas aa jaigi.. phir tu main woh meri bahu.. samjhi?

Champa: accha. thik hai.. malik

Dadaji: aur zarurat pari to khud bhi thori le lena.

Champa: mujhe zaruray nahi maalik.main to jab se aapke saath pehlibaar soyi hu tab se aapke liye pyaasi hu.. is ghar mein shaadi hokar aane ke baad hi pata chal gaya tha mere pati ka lund itna chota hai ke.. pucho maat.kisi tarah uske sath zindagi kat rahi thi..lekin aap jis tarah mujhe delhte the ussey mujhey aap pe shaq hota tha. Lekin usdin mera shaq haqiqat mein badaal gaya. Maine usdin aap ko bahaar se dekh liya tha jab aap chupke se mujhe dekh rahe thei. Pehle to socha tha ke sasur ji ko bataa du..yahan nahi rehna..phir socha aap malik hai aur mere sasur to aapka naukar. kuvh bhi nahi kar payenge woh..lekin agle din jab aap phir se mujhe chupke se dekh rahe the to muhe gussa aa gaya. Lekin Shaam ko chai dete waqt main jab aapke kamre ke paas gaya toh pehlibaar maine aapka yeh lund dekha. Aapke haat mein mera ek blouse tha aur aap us blouse ko apne lund ke upar ragar rahe thei.

Dadaji: haan..tu chad pe apna kapre sukhane deti thi..to wahan se tera ek blouse lekar aya tha.

Champa: haan.lekin us din us lund ko dekhkar main pata nahi kyun apne aap ko rok nahi paayi. Apne pati ka woh chota sa nunnu ko lekar main pareshan ho chuki thi par pehlibaar aapka woh lund ko dekhkar mero to halat hi kharap ho gayi. Pata nahi kab khud ke sath khelne lagi thi main aapko dekhte hue. Lekin .. aapne bhi mujhe dekh liya aur main pakri gayi.

Dadaji: tu to bhaag rahi thi..main peechey se tujhe pakar liya aur jabardasti utha ke kamre mein lekar aya..saali.khud to mere lund ko dekhkar apni chuchian dabaa rahi thi..lekin maine jab tujhe uthaa kar layaa to pavitra hine ka nataak kyun kar rahi thi? Kya bil rahi thi? Mujhe chor dijiye malik..main shadishuda hoon.mera paati hai..mujhe jaane dijiye..aone aap ko pavitra dikhana chati thi.saali.isi liye to mujhe gussa aa gaya..tujhe uthake bistar pe le jaake tujhe usdin jamkar choda. Accha hua us samay meri biwi apne bete ke paas rehne ke liye gayi thi. Isiliye to araam se tujhe choda. Pehle to chilla rahi thi..phir maza to tujhko bhi ho raha tha..saali phir bhi chor dene ko kyun bol rahi thi?

Champa: woh..aap mard nahi samjhenge. yeh aurton ki apni baat hai..hum under se kitna bhi uttejit kyun naa ho par bahaar se hume aone aapko saaf dikhana parta hai.

Dadaji : arey jawani mein aise saaf sutre aurat ke bahut maze liya hai maine..isiliye to teri chorne ki bheek mangne ke baaton se bhi tujhe nahi chora..aur aakhir tu bhi maza lene lagi..yaad hai kaise tu mere upar baithke mujhe chod rahi thi. Ajaa..aab waise hi aab tu mujhe chod meri raani..

Phir kuch samay tak sab chup chap. Wapas thori der baad dadaji aur chamoa masi ka eksath aahhhhhhhh awaz aya.

Dadaji : haan.baith..ab aone malik ko khus kar.

Champa: ahhh..malik..yeh lijiye ahhh.ahhhb..
Uffff bapre kitna baraa hai..aapki woh raseeli bahu yeh kaise le payegi. koi baat nahi..aap usko bhi mere tarah.iski adaat daal dogey..uske baad woh bhi is tagre lund ko lene ke liye hamesha tarpegi..aap fikar maat karo..aapki bahu ko aapke bistar pe laane ki zimmedari ab meri.uske chaai mein roz yeh milati rahungi.

Dadaji: nahi.. sirf chai me nahi. har khaney ki chis mein.. par thora thora karkey..aur raat ko zyada milanaa..

Champa: thik hai maalik. Aap jo bolo.

Dadaji: bus. mera sath deti rahe. main tujhe tere us paati se bhi chutakara dila dungaa. fir tu puri taraah meri ho jayegi. tujhe itna maal dungaa ke kabhi khatam nahi hoga.aur main tujhe sukh bhi dunga meri raani.

Champa : ohhhh.. malik..

Dadaji: yeh le saali. kutiya.. yeh le. aur le..

Champa: ahhhhhhhh.. ahhhh..

Dadaji: ahistey saaali.. itna chilla mat..

Champa : kya karun sahaab. aapka danda to kisi ghorey ke danda jaisaa hai.. ahhhhhhhh.. na chahte hue bhi cheek nijlkal jati hai.. ahhhhhhhh..

Dadaji: maza aa raha hai na..

Champa: bahut.. malik bahut. kahaa aap.. aur kahaan mera woh namard paati. ahhhhhh

Mujhe kuch bhi nahi samajh ayaa. champa masi chrekh kyun rahi thi? Aur dadaji kis buddhi ki baat kar rahe thei? Lekin. jab tak samjha.. tab bahut der ho chuki thi.​
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