Episode 01
Ye Kahani Ke Character:-
1)kareena Kapoor- Bollywood Ki Rani. Ish Kirdar Se Koi Anzan Nhi Hai. Umra 40 Aur Figure to 36-26-38
2) Kallu- Umar 65 Saal Ka Aur Ye Ish Story Ka Hero v Hai Aur Villian v Jiski Jo Marzi Wo Ushe Ush Nazar Se Dekh Sakta Hai. Jaisa Ishka Naam Hai Baisa Hi Ishka Rang v Hai Kala Itna Ki Koyla v Sharma Jaye.
Corona Pandamic Ka Lockdown India Me Khatm Hone Baad Ye Time Hai Jab Bollywood Ek Tarah Se Band Hi Thi Qki Koi Cinema Hall Chal Nhi Raha Tha.
Ishiliye Kareena Jaisi High Profile Heroine Ko Koi Producer Avi Tak Sign Nhi Kiya Tha.
Subah K 05:00 Baje Jab Kareena Uthi Tab Wo Sab Se Pehle Apna Workout Chalu Ki Aur Apna Selfies Instagram Me Upload Kiya
Apne Family Aur Pati Sath Time Spend Krne K Baad
Kareena Ko Ek Producer Ka Call Ata Hai Ki Ek Film Banna Hai Jo Ki Rural India or Based Hogi. Jo Real Location Pe Hogi Yani Koi Set Nhi Asli Gaon Me Shooting Hogi.
Kareena Kapoor Pehle to Nhi Manti Lekin Signing Amount Hi 10 Crores Ka that To Paise K Samne to Pura Duniya Jhukti Hai to Kareena Kapoor v Maan Gyi. (lekin Ushe Kya Pata Thi Ki Ye Paise Ab Ushe Apna Sarir Se Chukani Hogi)
Gaon Select Hota Hai Dhuliya Aur Ish Gaon Me Rehta Hai Apna Hero Kallu- Jo K Kareena Kapoor Khan Ka Purana Hi Diwana Tha Jo Ushke Pehli Film Se Hi Diwana Tha Wo Ushka Naam Ka Hamesha Muth Marta Tha Aur Koi v Kareena Kapoor New Film Kya Item Song v Nhi Chhodta Tha.
Jab Pehli Baar Kareena Kapoor Ka Halkat Jawani Gana Dekha to Wo 10 Baar Ek Din Me Muth Mara Tha.
Bese Tha to Wo Budhha Lekin Gaon Ka Desi Ghee Kha Ke Pura Gardaya Hua Mard Tha Dekhne Me Jarur Kaala Tha Lekin Ushka Lund 10" Mota Aur 3" Mota Tha. Height Ushki 5 Feet 10 Inch Ki Thi.
Aur Ek Baat Budhhe Ko Hypnosis Aati Thi Ishiliye Gaon Ki Adhi Se Jyada Aurton Ko Chod Chuka Tha Aur Unko Apne Bachhe Ka Maa Bana Chuka Tha Aur Kuchh Aurton Ko to Apna Personal Randi Banake Rakha Tha Jinko Jab Chahe Tab Chod Sakey. Jab Kisi Ko v Ush Par Sak Hota Tha Wo Unko Hypnotized Kr K Mindwash Kr Deta Tha.
Bas Ab Kareena Kapoor Pe Aate Hai Kareena Kapoor Pehle Se Hi Director Aur Producer Se Ye Deal Kiya Tha Ki Wo Jyada Din Tak Gaon Me Nhi Rahegi to Director Ka Ye Plan Tha Ki Pehle Kareena Kapoor Ka Sara Scene Shoot Ho Jaye.
Ishiliye Kareena Kapoor Sabse Pehle Apne Team K Sath Waha Shooting Pe Aayi Thi.
Kallu Ko to Pata Hi Nhi Tha Ushke Gaon Me Shooting Hone Wali Hai Wo Nushrat Naam Ki Ek Housewife Ko Ushi Ke Ghar Me Ghus K Chod Raha Tha
Tavi Ushke Room Pe Pada Newspaper or Ushka Nazar Gaya Tavi Ushe Pata Chala Ki Shooting Hone Wali Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Aane Wali Hai.
Kareena Kapoor Khan Ek High Profile Aurat Thi Jiske Pass Pahunchna Kallu Jaise Admi K Liye Impossible Tha Lekin Aaj Ushka Sapno Ki Rani Ushke Gaon Aayi Thi.
Wo Bas Ushe Ek Baar Dekhna Chahta Tha to Wo Chudai Chhod Ke Bhaga Shooting K Site Pe.
Jaise Hi Shooting Site Pe Kallu Pahunchna Waha Logo Ka Jamawda Laga Hua Tha, Sarey Log Shooting Dekhne Waha Pahunche Hue the Phir Waha Ek Stage Pe Kareena Kapoor Khan Khadi This Ek Sleeveless Wali Saree Me.
Kallu Ushe Itne Dur Se Dekhte Hi Apne Hawas Pe Kabu Nhi Kr Paa Raha Tha 65 Saal K Umar Me v Ushka Lund Khada Ho Gya. Wo to Bas Waha Kareena Kapoor Ko Dekhne Gaya Hua Tha Lekin Hushna Ki Paree Kareena Kapoor Ko Dekhte Hi Wo Randibaaz Pura Pagal Sa Ho Raha Tha, Wo Kareena Kapoor Ko Bahat Chahta Tha Ushe Pata Tha Ki Wo Ushe League Ke Bahar Ki Ladki Hai Ek Nawab Ki Biwi Hai. Ishiliye Wo Bas Kareena Kapoor Ke Pass Jana Chahta Tha Lekin Wo Itna Ashan Nhi Tha. Itna Zyada Security Officer Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Apna Personal Security K Chalte Wo Ushke Karin Nhi Jaa Pa Raha Tha.
Ushe Bas Ek Sahi Mouka Ka Intezar Tha Man Hi Man Wo Baghwan Bolta Hai Ki Kash Koi Chamatkar Ho Jaye, Ki Tabhi Director (film Ka) Speaker Phone Pe Bolta Hai:- " Sab Shant Rahe Hum Log Kuchh Din K Shooting K Liye Hi Yaha Aaye Hai Ishiliye Hamare Pass Maximum Crew Nhi Hai, Ishiliye Hamey Gaon K Kuchh Log Chahiye Hamare Yaha Kaam Krne K Liye(set Pe)".
Aur Kya Tha Kallu Ka Lottery Lag Gya Ushe Ek Rasta Mil Gya Kareena Kapoor K Karin Jane Ka Wo Apne Lund Ko Masalta Hua Sochta Hai "bas Ishiki Deri Thi Ek Baar Tere Pass Aajun Phir Thujhe Hypnotized Krke Apni Rakhel Banaunga Jaise Yaha Ki Kai Aurton Ko Kiya Hu"
Phir Kallu Waha Se Chala Jata Hai Qki Agey Ki Planning K Liye Ushke Pass Time Nhi Tha Qki Ki Shooting Bahat Jaldi Khatm Ho Jaaega Aur Kareena Kapoor Wapas Ushke Sapne Me Aake Ushe Sataegi. Ushe Jo v Krna Tha in Kuchh Hi Dino Me Krna Tha.
Wo Apne Ghar Pe Jake Khatiya Pe Sota Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Much Video Chalata Hai
Wo Apna Lund Hilata Rehta Aur Man Hi Man Kehta Rehta Hai Ki Bahat Half Mere Niche Hogi Tu Aur Tere Jawani Ka Rash Nichod K Piunga.
Phir Kallu Ka Orgasm Hota Hai Aur Itna Zyada Virya Nikal Ta Hai Jo Aaj Tak Nhi Nikla. Gaon Ki Kai Aurton Ko Hypnotized Krke Kallu Chod Chuka Tha Lekin Kareena Kapoor Ushko Bahat Dino Se Sata Rahi Thi Sapno Me Aake.
Wo Tay Kr Chuka Tha Ki Ab Kuchh v Ho Jaye Kareena Kapoor Ko Apna Banake Hi Dum Lega. Ushko Apna Bachhe Ki Maa Banaega.
Yehi Sochte Sochte Pata Nhi Kallu Ko Kab Nind Aagaya. Lekin Sone Se Pehle Wo Sara Plan Banake Soya Hua Tha.
Shooting Ka Pehla Din:-(day 1)
Kallu Ko Pata Tha Ki Adha Gaon Waha Audition Krne Gya Hoga Ishiliye Kallu Ek Bhikhari K Besh Me Shooting Site Pe Pehle Se Hi Baitha Hua Tha.
Waha Assistant Director Aata Hai Jiska Naam Arun Tha Wo Sabka Audition Krne Aaya Hua Tha.
Kallu Ko Dekh K Wo Ushe Ek Bhikhari Samajhta Hai Kallu Acting v Baisa Hi Kr Raha Tha.
Kallu Ab Apna Dusra Chal Chalta Hai Wo Arun Se Dosti Krne Ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Kallu- Beta Ye Papi Pet Kya Kya Nhi Krwati Hai. Itna Kehne K Sath Hi Wo Rone Ki Acting Krta Hai.
Arun Ko Bahat Bura Lagta Hai- to Wo Baat Aage Badhata Hai " Chacha Kya Hua Hai Apke Sath" Ye Bolke Wo Ushe Ek Chai Ka Cup Badhata Hai.
Kallu- Beta Kehne Ko to 2 Bete Hai Mere Lekin Unki Shaadi Hone K Baad Mujhe Mere Hi Ghar Se Nikal Diye Wo Log. Ab Meri Galat Gali K Kutte Jaisi Ho Gyi Hai. Mujhe Bhikh Nhi Mangna Hai Koi Kam Ho to Dedo.
Bese Audition to Almost Complete Ho Chuka Tha,
Lekin Ek Gande Budhha Waha Dar Dar Ki Thokar Khata Dekh Arun Ko Kallu Pe Daya Aajati Hai Wo Bina Kuchh Soche Ushe Spot Boy Ki Naukri De Deta Hai.
Kallu Ko Yehi to Chahiye Tha Wo Apne Plan Me Kamiyab Ho Gaya Tha Lekin Kareena Kapoor Avi v Ushe Dikhi Nhi Thi.
Arun Kallu Ko Set K Ander Le Jata Hai Aur Sara Kaam Achhe Se Samjha Deta Hai.
Kallu Apna Kaam Kr Raha Tha Ki Ushki Nazar Kareena Kapoor Pe Padti Hai
Kareena Ko Dekhte Hi Kallu K Lungi Me Tambu Ban Jata Hai Kareena Ko Piley Rang K Saree Me Dekh K Ushki Khubsurati Ko Dekh K Ushka Lund Kareena Ko Salami De Raha Tha.
Kareena Kapoor Jitna Ushke Karib Aa Rahi Thi Usko Apne Aap Ko Sambhalna Utna Hi Mushkil Ho Raha Tha.
Kareena Kapoor Jab Ushke Karib Se Guzarti Hai to Ushe Ushka Lungi Ka Tambu Dikh Jata Hai. Ushey Bahat Jyada Gussa Aata Hai Lekin Shooting K Pehle Din Wo Scene Nhi Krna Chahti Thi Lekin Pehle Impression Kallu Ka Kareena Pe Bahat Hi Ganda Raha Tha.
Kareena Samajh Chuki Thi Ki Ye Admi Randibaaz Hai. Ishiliye Kareena Bahat Uncomfortable Feel Kr Rahi Thi Saree Pehne Huye v Ushe Esha Lag Rha Tha Ki Kallu Ushe Apne Aankhon Se Hi Nanga Kr Rha Hai.
Jaise Kareena Kapoor Kallu K Pass Se Guzarti Hai Tab Kallu Kareena Kapoor Ka Gand Dekh Raha Hota Hai
Wo Kareena Kapoor Bki Matakti Gand Ko Dekhte Huye Sochta Hai Ki Kuchh v Ho Jaye Ye Gand Ab Mujhe Marna Hai.
Ek Scene Hone K Baad Director Cut Kehta Hai Aur Kareena Direct Apne Vanity Me Chali Jati Hai Aur Saif Ko Call Krti Hai
Saif- Hlo Bebo Kesa Chal Rha Hai
Kareena- Kuchh Khash Nhi Shooting Ka Pehla Din Kaha Achha Hota Hai Aur Uspar Se Ye Gaon Itna Dirty Hai. Ki Kya Bolu.
Ye Batein Krte Huye Kareena Apni Vanity K Tinted Window K Pass Pahunch Jati Hai Waha Ka Nazara Dekh K Kareena Ki Ankhe Fati Ki Fati Reh Jati Hai.
Kallu Kareena Ke Vanity K Pichhe Khada Hoke Apna Lund Hila Raha Tha
Aur Jor Jor Se Kareena Ka Naam Pe Muth Mar Raha Tha. Aur Ek Lambi Dhar Ka Virya Chhod Diya.
Kareena Aaj Tak Itna Bada Lund Nhi Delhi Thi Aur Ek Budde Ka Lund Jo Ushke Pati Se v Bada Hai Aur Itna Jyada Virya Nikal Rha Tha Ye Dekh K Kareena Behoshi Me Jaise Chali Gayi Thi.
Lekin Kuchh Hi Pal K Baad Ushe Hosh Aaya Aur Wo Decide Kr Ki Tabhi,
Kareena Turant Phone Cut Kr Deti Hai Aur Wo Soch Chuki Thi K Ish Admi Ko Set Se Bahar Nikalna Hai.
Wo Turant Assistant Director (arun) Ko Bulati Hai Aur Bolti Hai Ki Kallu Ko Naukri Se Nikalne K Liye
Arun- Madam Wo Admi Bichara Bhikhari Hai Ushe Ushke Gahr Wale Ghar Se Nikal Diye Hai Aur Ushka Biwi v Mar Chuki Hai Bechara Kaam Nhi Karega to Mar Jaaega. Bese Ushne Kiya Kya Hai Ki Aap Pehle Hi Din Ushe Naukri Se Nikal Rahi Hai.
Kareena Itna Sunte Hi Apna Gussa Ko Kabu Krti Hai Qki Wo Bol Nhi Sakti Thi Ki Wo Budhha Ushke Naam Ka Muth Mar Raha Tha.
Wo Baat Ghumate Huye Bolti Hai- Wo Budhha Hai Ishiliye Hamare Koi Kaam Ka Nhi Hai.
Arun Request Krta Hai to Kareena Maan Jati Hai Qki Ushe v Pata Tha Ki Karodo Log Ushka Vdo Dekh K Ushke Naam Ka Muth Marte Hai.
Lekin Kareena Plan Krti Hai Ki Kuchh Esha Karegi Wo Budhha K Sath Ki Wo Khud Set Chhod K Bhag Jaye.
Ab Aagye Dekhte Hai Ki Kishka Plan Successful Hota Hai Kallu Ka Ki Kareena Ka...
Kareena Kapoor Sirf Ek Heroine Hi Nhi Thi Wo Ek Nawab Ki Biwi Bhi Thi Aur Ek Badey Family Ki Beti v Thi Pura India Janti Hai Ki Kapoor Family Be Hi India Film Aaj Wo Jagah Diya Hai Jo Koi Aur Industry Nehi Kr Payi.
Jaise Founding Member Hai Kapoor Family Bollywood Ka, Bachpan Se Hi Kareena Ko Eshe Hi Bol K Bada Kiya Gaya Tha Ki Ushe Bade Hoke Heroine Hi Banna Hai Qki Bollywood Ushke Dada Ki Jagir Hai.
Ish Wajah Se Kapoor Family K Sarey Log Ghamandi Ho Gye Hai Qki Kuchh Kiye Bina Hi Fame Mil Jaa Raha Tha. Kareena v Kuchh Alag Nhi Thi. Kareena Kapoor Sirf Ghamandi Hi Nhi Nawab Se Shadi Krne K Baad Nakchadi v Ho Gyi Thi.
Wohi Dushri Wor Kallu Tha Randibaaz Insan Wo Jan Bujh K Kareena Ko Apna Lund Ka Size Dikhana Chahta Tha Qki Ye Baat Ushne v Notice Kiya Tha Ki Kareena Pehle Hi Din Ushka Lungi Ka Tambu Dekh Chuki Hai.
Wo Apna Lund Ka Size Dikha Ke Apna Pehla Dao Khel Chuka Tha Hypnosis Eshe Hi Nhi Ho Jata Hai Hypnosis Karne K Liye Kisi Ke v Anterman Me Ghushna Hota Hai, Hamare Dimag Ke Do Hisse Conscious Aur Sub-Councious Mind Hota Hai. Jo Hypnosis Karte Hai Unhe Pata Hota Hai Ki Sabse Pehle Sub-Councious Mind Pe Kabu Krna Hota Hai Tavi Conscious Mind Pe Kabu Kiya Jaa Sakta Hai. Chalo Bahat Hui Gyan Ki Baatein.
Story Pe Aate Hai:-
Kallu Sub-Councious Mind Me Kareena K Dimag Me Ye Daal Chuka Tha Ki Ushka Lund Ushke Pati Se Bada Hai Aur Ushka Virya Sab Uttam Hai(alpha Male) Jaisa.
Kallu Ye Janta Tha Ki Ander Se Har Insan Me Hawas Hota Hai Bas Ushe Trigger Krna Ki Der Hai Tab Har Aourat Apna Status Vul K Randi Ban Jaati Hai.
Wo Chahta to Kareena Ko Directly Hypnotized Kr K Chod Sakta Tha Jaise Gaon Ki Kai Aurton Sath Wo Kiya Hai Lekin Ushke Dimag Me Kuchh Aur Hi Tha Wo Kareena Ko Chodna Nhi Ushe Pana Chahta Tha Wo Ushe Apne Lund Ki Gulam Banana Chahta Tha. Apna Personal Randi Banana Chahta Tha.
Kareena Ye Sab Chizo Se Anzan Thi to Wo Sidha Shoot Pe Aayi Aur Jan Bujh K Sabke Samne Kallu Ko Dant Rahi Thi Ushe Beijat Kr Rahi Thi
Jaise Wo Chai Mangati Hai Aur Chai Me Chini Kam Hone Ki Wajah Se v Kallu Ko Dant Deti Hai. Sabke Samne Kallu Man Hi Man Janta Tha Ki Ye Sab Q Ho Rha Hai.
Jaise Taise Pehla Din Shooting Ka Khatm Hota Hai Aur Kallu Har Tarah Se Jeet Raha Tha Wo Man Me Hi Sochta Hai Ki Jitna Jyada Ghamandi Ushe Todne Me Utna Hi Maza Aaega, Kuchh Hi Dino Ki Baat Hai Jab Tu Khud Mere Lund K Liye Mere Samne Nachagi Aur Wo v Nangi. Tera Halat Gali K Kutiya Jaisi Kr Dunga Jisko Pata Hi Nhi Hota Hai Ki Ushke Bachho Ka Baap Kaun Hai.
Shooting Khatm Hone K Baad Kallu Sidha Nushrat K Ghar Janne Ka Plan Krta Hai Qki Pura Din Bhar Bo Kareena Ki Matakti Gand
dekh Dekh K Pagal Ho Gya Tha Ushe Ek Asli Chut Ki Jarurat Thi.
Wo Seedha Nushrat K Ghar Jata Hai
Nushrat- 30 Saal Ki Ek Aurat Gaon Ki Business Man Family Ki Bahu, Love Married Kiya Tha Ushne. Aur Uska Pati Ush Ilaka Ka M. P Tha.
Ye Aurat Ko v Bahat Ghamand Tha Lekin Kallu Ne Apne Lund Se Ishki Chut Aur Gand Ki Eshi Bajai Ki Aaj Kallu K Liye Kuchh v Kr Sakti Hai. Ek Tarah Se Kallu Ki Gulam Hai
(ishki Story Kallu K Spin Off Story Me Achhe Se Elaborate Karunga)
Kallu Ne Nushrat K Ghar K Har Ek Admi Aur Aurat Ko Hypnosis Se Esha Kr Diya Tha Ki Wo Log Kallu Ko Ghar Ka Malik Samjhte The.
Aur Kallu Khula Aam Sabke Samne Nushrat Ko Chodta Tha.
Wo Shida Ghar Me Gya to Ush Waqt Nushrat Apne Bachho(twin) Ko Khana Khila Rahi Thi.
Jo Ki Kallu K Hi Aulad The, Kale Badsurat Bachhe.
Kallu Sidha Ushke Bachho K Samne Ki Ushka Saree Khinch Deta Hai.
Kallu Itna Achhe Se Ushe Training Diya Tha Ki Kallu K Aate Hi Ushke Pairo Ki Dhul Wo Apne Maang Me Bharti Hai Aur Kutiya Tarah Char Pairo Pe Aajati Hai.
Wo Saran Laz Kuchh Nhi Tha Ki Apne Bachho K Samne Wo Eshe Kutiya Bani Hui Thi.
Kallu- Chal Meri Randi Apne Malik Ka Khidmat Kr
Nushrat Ushi Halat Me Sabke Samne Kallu K Samne Ek Kutiya Ki Tarah Jeebh Nikal K Ushka Piaro Ko Chat Ti Hai.
Pairo Ko Chat Te Huye Wo Kallu Ki Aur Dekhti Hai Kallu Aur Kallu Ka Ishara Wo Samajh Jati Hai
Sidha Wo Ushka Lund Nikal Ti Hai Wo 10" Ka Lund Litna Bada Tha Ki Nushrat K Muh Me Jagah Nhi Ho Rha Tha
Kallu Ab Aaram Se Baith Jata Hai Aur Nushrat Aaram Se Ushka Lund Chusti Rehti Hai.
Kallu Nushrat K Sath Hote Hue v Kareena Ko Fasane K Barey Me Soch Raha Tha. Wohi Dushri Taraf Nushrat Ushka Lund Maze Se Chush Rahi Thi.
Kallu- Kutiya Bas Hogya Ab Kya Lund Hi Chushti Rahegi.
Kallu Ushe Uthata Hai Aur Ek French Kiss De Deta Hai.
Nushrat- Mere Malik Mera Chut Aur Gand Apke Khidmat K Liye Tayar Hai. Mujhe Asli Mard Ka Lund Chahiye.
Kallu- Saali Gaon Ki Sari Randiyo Se Jyada Tu Sabse Badi Chhinal Hai.
Gaon K Sarey Mard Tujhe Dekh K Muth Marte Hai Yaha Tak Ab Tera Napunsank Pati v Tujhe Chodne K Liye Mere Se Permission Leta Hai.
Itna Bol K Wo Nushrat Ka Panty K Ander Hath Daal Deta Hai. Wo Pura Gila Tha.
Nushrat Karhate Huye Kehti Hai- Mere Malik Aapke Kehne Par Me Apke Dosto Se v Chudi Aur Apka Bachha v Paida Kiya.
Itna Sun K Kallu Ek Jordar Thapad Marta Hai Nushrat Ko.
Kallu- Sali Randi Ki Aulad Randi K Bachho Ka Koi Baap Nhi Hota Tujhe Jab Kothe Pe Hafte K Liye Baithaya Tha Tab Kitne Mardo Be Tereko Choda Hoga Pata Nhi.
Randi Kisi Aur Ke Paap Ka Naam Mujhe Deta Hai.
Nushrat Ushke Pairo Par Gir Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
"mere Malik Mujhe Maaf Kr Dijiye Mere Badan Ki Aag Ko Bujhaiye .
Wohi Nushrat K Dono Bacche Baithe the Unhe Kuchh Samajh Me to Nhi Aarha Tha Lekin Nushrat Ko Thoda Saram Aarha Tha Qki Wo Apne Bachho K Samne Ye Dikha Rahi Thi K Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai.
Kallu Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha.
Wo Sochta Hai Sali Randi Sahi Se Training Hua Nhi Hai Sali Ka Khothe Me 7 Din Rehne Baad v Sharma Rahi Hai.
Kallu- Rand Chal Dinning Table Pe Chad Ja Aur Chut Ragad.
Nushrat- Mere Malik Agar Aap Kahe to Me Apne Bachho Ko Dushre Room Me Sula Du Mujhe Kuchh Achha Nhi Lag Rha Hai.
Ye Baat Sunte Hi Kareena Ka Sara Gussa Wo Nushrat Pe Utar Deta Hai.
Wo Ek Aur Thapad Marta Hai Ye Thapad Pichla Thapad Se v Jyada Jordar Tha. Nushrat Sidha Jamin Pe Girti Hai.
Kallu Ko Jara v Rehem Nhi Tha.
Kallu- Agar Jyada Chu-Cha Ki to Tere Bachho K Lund v Tere Gand Me Daal Dunga .
Baise v Mene Terese Ye Bachho Ko Ishiliye Paida Karwaya Hai Qki Jab Mere Se Tujhe Choda Na Jaye Ye Dino Tujhe Chod Sakey.
Ye Sun K Nushrat K Pairo Taley Jamin Khisak Gyi Wo Soch v Nhi Sakti Thi Ki Ye Bachhe Ab Aagye Jake Ushe Chodenge.
Nushrat - Mere Malik Ye Mere Bachhe Hai Me Inse Kaise Chud Sakti Hu.
Kallu Badey Pyar Se Nushrat Ko Apne Pairo Se Uthata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
"arey Randi Tera Koi Izzat Thodi Hai Randi Ki Agar Ladki Paida Hoti Hai to Wo Randi Banti Hai Jaise Tu Hai, Aur Agar Ladka Paida Hua to Wo Apni Maa Chodte Hai Ya Chudwate Hai. Ye Bachhe Nhi Tere Future K Dalal Hai Inse Kya Saram. "
Itna Sune Hi Nushrat Dinning Table Pe Chad K Apna Chut Ragadne Lagti Hai
Ye Dekh Ke Kallu Ko Bada Maza Aata Hai Aur Wo Man Me Hi Kehta Hai
" Sali Kaun Soch Sakta Tha Ki Ek Mahine Pehle Jo Ladki Meri Taraf Dekh v Nhi Rahi Thi Aaj Wo Mere Kehne Pe Apne Bachho K Samne Chudwane Ko Ready Ho Gyi. Ab Wo Kareena Kapoor K Barey Me Soch K Hi Man Me Hasne Lagta Hai Qki Ghamandi Ladkiya Kallu Ko Bahat Pasand Thi, Jitna Jyada Ghamandi Utna Hi Jyada Wo Unko Punishment Krta Tha Ek Baar Unke Dimag Aur Sarir Pe Kabu Krne K Baad Wo Unse Kuchh v Krwa Sakta Tha"
Utne Me Hi Nushrat Apna Orgasm Reach Kr Leti Hai
Itna Dekhte Hi Kallu Pura Nushrat K Chut Pe Tut Padta Hai Apna Ungli Se Aur Ek Fawara Nikalta Hai Chut Se Aur Nushrat Jhad K Behoshi K Halat Me Chali Jati Hai.
Kallu Fir Wohi Rakhe Table Pe Baitha Deta Hai Aur Sidha Apna Lund Nushrat Ke Galey Me Utar Deta Hai
Kallu Apna Lund Itna Ander Daal Deta Hai Ki Wo Saans Nhi Le Pati.
Kallu Bina Kuchh Soche Sidha Ushke Pichhe Jata Hai Aur Gand Me Daal Deta Hai Apna Lund.
Dhakke K Wajah Se Nushrat Karhana Chalu Kr Deti Hai Aur Pura Table Pe Nushrat Apna Body Balance Kr K Ek 10" Ka Lund Le Rahi Thi Apne Gand Me.
Kallu Ye Dekh K Bahat Khush Hota Hai Wo Sochta Hai Kya Baat Hai Ye Randi Pura Trained Ho Gayi Hai. Kese Ek Chair Pe Baithe Mera Lund Le Rahi Hai Aur Kya Balance Kr Rahi Hai.
Kallu- Le Randi Le Tera Gand Tere Chut Jaisa Khol Dunga Jab v Bithegi Mujhe Yaad Karegi.
Gaon Me Sary Mard Tere Gand Matakt Dekh K Lund Hilate Hai Aur Tu Mere Lund K Samne Apna Gand Hilati Hai.
Nushrat Ko Bahat Dard Ho Raha Tha Kallu Maximum Ushka Chut Hi Marta Tha Lekin Ushko Kya Pata Tha Wo Aaj Kareena Ka Matakti Gand Dekh K Aaya Hai to Aaj Wo Gand Hi Marega.
Ab Tak Nushrat 2 Baar Jhad Gayi Thi Aur Pura Hall Me Dono Ka Karhana Ka Aawaj Hi Sunai De Raha Tha.
Eshi Awaj Sunke Dono Bachhe Rone Lagte Hai to Kallu Gand Marte Huye Ek Thapad Lagata Hai Nushrat K Gand Pe Aur Wo Fir Se Jhad Jati Hai.
Kallu- Randi Dekh Tere Dalle Log Kese Ro Rahe Hai. Kuchh Dino Me Ye Tere Gand Aur Chut Dono Marenge. Aur Ek Thapad, Chatak
Nushrat Sab Kuchh Vul K Apna Sex Enjoy Krti Rehti Hai, Ab Tak Nushrat 3 Baar Jhad Chuki Thi Lekin Kallu to Dhakke Pe Dhakke Laga Raha Tha.
Phir Kallu Table Pe Baith Jata Hai Aur Nushrat Ko Apne Upar Chada Deta Hai.
Aur Raja K Jaisa Baithe Huye Nushrat Ko Bolta Hai Chal Kud Ab Dikha Apna Randipana
Nushrat Bina Kuchh Soche Apne Bachho Ko Rota Chhod K Ek Paraye Mard K Lund Pe Kudti Rehti Hai Kehte Hai Ki Maa Ki Mamta Se Bada Kuchh Nhi Hai, Lekin Nushrat Ka Eshe Mind Wash Hua Tha Ki Wo Sirf Hawas Ke Barey Me Hi Sochti Thi Kallu Agar Ushe Kutte Se v Chudwaga to V Wo Khusi Khusi Chud Jaaegi.
Bada Hi Kamuk Scene Tha Ek Kala 65 Saal K Buddhe Ke Upar Ek 30 Sal Ki Maa Apna Gand Marwa Rahi Thi.
Kallu Aram Se Scene Ka Maza Le Raha Tha Wo Janta Tha Ki Kuchh Dino Me Kareena Kapoor Khan v Eshe Hi Randi Banake Taimur K Samne Ushse Chudne Wali Hai Ye Soch K Hi Ushme Alag Hi Josh Chadta Hai Wo Nushrat Ko Leta Deta Hai Aur Lete Lete Gand Marta Hai Puri Taqatwar Jatko K Sath.
Ab Tak 1 Ghanta Bit Chuka Tha Aur Ab Nushrat Fir Se Jhadne Wali Hoti Hai Aur Kallu v Jhadne Wala Hota Hai.
Dono Ek Sath Jhadte Hai Kallu Apna Sara Sperm Ushke Gand Me Hi Daal Deta Hai.
Fir Thodi Der Baad Nushrat Niche Baith K Gand Se Sara Sperm Nikal Rahi Hoti Hai
Lekin Kallu Ka Man Itne Me Nhi Bhara Tha Wo Sidha Uthta Hai Aur Nushrat K Upar Mutna Chalu Krta Hai.
Nushrat Sidha Ushko Pine Lagti Hai Aur Jo Mut Floor Pe Gir Jata Hai Wo Niche Kutiya Ban K Ushe Chatne Lagti Hai.
Fir Dono Bedroom Me Jake so Jate Hai Nushrat Nangi Hi Apne Malik K Upar Padi Rehti Hai.
Lekin Kallu Ko Nind Kaha Aane Wali Thi Wo Kareena Kapoor Ko Apna Rakhel Banana Chahta Tha Jaise Ki Ye Randi Nushrat Hai.
to Wo Seedha Nushrat Ko Baalo Se Uthata Hai Jisse Nushrat Ka Nind Turant Hi Tut Jata Hai.
Kallu- Chal Uth Ja Mujhe Tujhse Kuchh Kaam Hai
Nushrat- Kya Baat Hai Malik.
(kallu K Chhati Pe Haat Ferte Huye)
Kallu- Mujhe Kuchh Paise Chahiye.
Nushrat- Kitne Chahiye Aapko.
Kallu- Karib 15 Lakh
Nushrat Ye Sun K Chaunk Jaati Hai
"ji 15 Lakh Itne Paise to Nhi Hai Mere Pass"
Kallu- to Ja Apne Sasur Se Chudwa Aur Jake Ushke Locker Se Leke Aa Nhi to Aaj K Baad Kavi Teri Chudai Nhi Karunga.
Nushrat- Nahi Mere Malik Me Apse Dur Nhi Reh Sakti Me Kuchh Arrange Krti Hu. Subah Tak Aapko 15 Lakh Mil Jaaenge.
Ye Sunte Hi Wo Nushrat Pe Fir Se Chad Jata Hai Aur Fir Se Pura 1 Ghanta Tak Chodta Rehta Hai.
Fir Aaram Se so Jata Hai Jab Subah Nind Khulti Hai to Nushrat Ushke Samne Saree Me Khadi Mushura Rahi Hoti Hai.
Aur Uske Haath Me Ek Bag Tha Jishme Paise The.
Nushrat- Ye Lijiye Mere Malik Apke Paise.
Kallu- Kya Re Wadey Ki Pakki Hai Ek Dum Tu.
Ye Kehke Wo Nushrat Ko Apni or Khinch Deta Hai Aur Ek Jordar Kiss Deta Hai.
Ghadi Dekhta Hai to 10 Baj Chuke the To Wo Sidha Nanga Hi Bedroom K Baahar Nikalta Hai.
Nitin(nushrat Ka Pati)- Arey Malik Aap Kal Raat Ko Yaha Aaye Huye the Pata Hota to Me Koi Aayojan Krta.
Kallu-Chhakke Teri Biwi Ko Chodne Aaya Tha Aur Jyada Chu Cha Mat Kr Nhi to Teri Maa Aur Behen Ko v Leta Dunga Aur Terese Chudwanga.
Tabhi Wo Nitin Ko Bolta Hai.
Kallu- Chhakke Chal Ja Koi Achha Wala Kapda Mere Liye Leke Aa Aaj Kuch Kaam Hai Mujhe.
Thodi Der Me Wo Tayar Hoke Bag K Sath Nikal Jata Hai Lekin Shooting Site Pe Nhi Kahi Aur.
Shooting Ka Dushra Din(day 2)
Kallu K Pass Avi 15 Lakh Rupaye the 1 Mahina Pehle Wo Is Gaon Ka Ek Garib Mazdoor Tha Jo Nushrat Ke Sarur K Company Me Bori Uthata Tha
Aur Aaj Wo Ushi K Ghar Me Ghush Nushrat Ko Chod K 15 Lakh Rupees Ka Malik Tha.
Wo Ab Apna Aagey Ka Plan Chalu Kiya.
Wo Tha Bahat Hi Dimag Wala Wo Janta Tha Ki Agar Kareena Kapoor Ko Randi Banna Hai to Sabse Pehle Ushke Upar Nazar Rakhna Hoga.
Wo Seher Me Ek New Detective Tha Jisko Sirf Paise Se Matlab Tha Corona Pandamic K Chalte Ushka Dhanda Band Ho Gya Tha.
Kehte Hai Na Kisi Ki Badkismati Kisi Aur K Liye Chance Bana Deta Hai.
to Kallu Wo Detective Se Milne Jata Hai.
Detective Bharat- Bolo Chacha Apka Kya Kaam Kr Sakta Hu Me.
Kallu- Mujhe Kisi Pe Nazar Rakhna Hai Har Pal K Liye Wo Kuchh v Karey Mujhe Live Telecast Hota Rahe Live Cricket Match Ki Tarah.
Bharat- Chacha Ye to Bahat Mushkil Kaam Hai Ishke Liye Mujhe Kai Sarey Camera Kharidne Honge Aur Ushe Install Krne K Liye v Alag Se Paisa Lunga Lekin Live Telecast De Dunga.
Kallu- Kitna Paisa Chahiye Tujhe.
Bharat- Sab Mila Ke 5 Lakh Lekin Kisko Karna Hai Ushpar v Risk Badh Jata Hai Agar Koi Neta Ka Krna Hai to Jyada Lagega...
Kallu Bich Me Hi Ushka Baat Kaat K Ushe Ek Photo Dikhata Hai
Photo Dekhte Hi Bharat Apna Price Badha Deta Hai Ki Nhi Mujhe 8 Lakh Chahiye.
Kallu- Tujhe 24 Ghanta Deta Hu Agar Ishke Ander Ushka Hotel Room, Aur Vanity Live Telecast Krwa Dega to 10 Lakh Dunga.
Itna Bol K Kallu 5 Lakh Ushko Turant De Deta Hai. Aur 24 Ghante Ka Time Le Leta Hai.
Phir Bhudhha Waha Se Chala Jata Hai Aur Bharat Bhi Apne Kaamo Me Lag Jata Hai.
Kallu Apne Plan Se Durse Step Me Tha Wo v Sirf Do Din K Ander
Wo Man Hi Man Sochta Hai Ki Ek Baar Mere Lund Ke Niche Koi Aurat Aajeye to Ushka Chut Kisi Aur Lund Se Shant Ho Hi Nhi Sakta. Fir Ushe Wo Nanga Kr K Sadak K Bhikariyo Se v Chudwaega. Jo Apne Sapne Me v Kareena K Barey Me Sochte Nhi.
Ushke Chehre Pe Ek Alag Sahi Ghinoni Hasi Thi.
Kallu Apne Mohre Chal Rha Par Ish Sab Se Anzan Kareena Apne Shooting Ko Jald Se Jald Khatm Kar K Dhulia Gaon Se Apne Mehal Me Wapas Jana Chahti Thi.
Lekin Ushey Kya Pata Ushka Aagey Ki Kismat Ab Ushi Dhulia Gaon K Mazdoor Kallu Ke Lund Se Likhni Thi.
Ushki Kishmat Me Ab Randi Banna Tey Tha.
Aaj Shooting Ka Dushra Din Tha to Kareena Late Nhi Krna Chahti Thi to Wo Jaldi Se Set Pe Pahunch Jaati Hai.
Waha Jake Wo Apna Scene Krna Chalu Kr Deti Hai Wo Itna Zyada Ghamandi Thi Ki Scene K Bich Me 10 Baar Lightman Ko Gaali De Chuki Thi.
Shooting Smoothly Chal Rahi Thi Tavi Kareena Ne Notice Krti Hai Ki Kallu Aaj Set Pe Tha Nhi.
Kareena Man Hi Man Bahat Khush Hoti Hai Ki Aaj Wo Badsurat Budhhe Ko Dekhna Nhi Hoga.
Tavi Ushke Dimag Me Kal Break Time Ka Yaad Aata Hai. Jab Kareena Saif See Baat Kr Rahi Thi Wohi Pehli Baar Wo Apne Zindagi Ka Sabse Bada Lund Dekhi Thi.
Kareena Pe Kallu Ka Pehla Impression Jitna Ganda Tha Utna Hi Achha Impression Ushka Gadhe Saman Lund Ka Tha.