Episode 02
Wo Man Hi Man Sochti Hai " Hey Bhagwan Kisi Insan Ka Itna Bada Lund Ho Sakta Hai Kya, Kam De Kam 10 Inch Ka to Hoga Hi, Pata Nhi Buddhe Ki Biwi Kese Leti Hogi Itna Bada Lund. Tavi Ushe Yaad Aata Hai Ki Ushki Biwi to Mar Chuki Hai Aur Ushke Bachhe Ushe Ghar Se Nikal Diye Hai, Ish Tarah Se Pehli Baar Kareena Ko Kallu Pe Thodi Daya Aati Hai. Wo Aagey Sochti Hai Ki Kya Itna Bada Lund Kisi v Aurat Me Sama Sakta Hai, Kya Wo Mere Ander Fit Hoga,
Nahi Nahi Me Ye Kya Soch Rahi Hu. "
Tavi Wo Feel Krti Hai Ki Ushka Chut, Kallu Ke Lund K Barey Me Soch K Hi Gili Ho Chuki Hai.
Kareena Ki Saansein Tez Hogayi Thi Aur Wo Apne Chair Pe Baith v Nhi Paa Rahi Thi.
Kallu Ke Pehla Goli to Pura Nisane Pe Laga Tha, Lekin Kallu Abhi Tak Jyada Kuchh Kiya Hi Nhi Tha Lekin Kareena Ka Ye Haal Kr Diya Tha Wo v Pehle Hi Din Me.
Aagey Kallu Jab Apna Game Khelna Chalu Karega Sochiye Kareena Kitni Baar Jhadegi.
Kareena Kapoor Bahat Uncomfortable Feel Krti Hai to Wo Shooting Se Break Chahti Thi
Director v Maan Jata Hai Bhala Heroine Ko Kaun Mana Karega.
Yaha Shooting Jitna Delay Ho Raha Tha Wohi Dushri Taraf Bharat(detective) Apne Kaam Pe Lag Gya Tha.
Gaon Se Thodi Dur Hi Shehar Tha Aur Waha Ek 3 Star Hotel Tha. Jo Pura Ka Pura Film K Crew K Liye Book Kiya Hua Tha. Film Me Kareena Thi to High Budget to Tha Hi Film Ka.
Wohi Sabse Upar Wala Floor Pura Kareena Kapoor K Liye Book Tha.
Hotel Itna Bada to Nhi Tha Lekin Kuchh Din Ki Shooting K Liye Best Tha.
Bharat Apne Kaam Me Mahir Tha Wo Room Service Walo Ko Thoda Paisa Deke Kareena K Room Ka Duplicate Key Card Le Leta Hai Aur Ander Jakey Jald Se Jald Sara Camera Fit Kr Deta Hai Aur Sarey Camera Ko Ek Smartphone Ke Sath Link Kr Deta Hai. Ushe Kuchh Matlab Nhi Tha Ki Kallu Ye Sab Ushse Q Karwa Raha Hai, Ushe Bas 10 Lakh Rupaye Dikh Rahe the Jo Ki Ushe Aur Kuchh Ganto Me Milne Wala Tha.
Wohi Dushri Taraf Kallu v Apna Kaam Me Laga Hua Tha.
Ushke Pass Jyada Time Nhi Tha Kareena Ko Hypnotized Karne K Liye Ishiliye Wo Ek Machine Kharidta Hai Jo Ushke Hypnosis Technique Ko Bahat Jyada Badha Deta Hai.
Machine Kharidne K Baad Wo Sidha Wohi Seher Ka Hi Ek Sex Related Doctor Se Milne Jata Hai.
Doctor to Pehle Ek 65 Saal K Buddhe Ko Dekh K Chaunk Jata Hai Qki Ish Umar Me Bese Khada Kaha Hota Hai. Lekin for V Ho Apne Patient Ko Deal Krta Hai.
Doctor- Arey Chacha Kya Problem Hai Batao Jara.
Kallu- Beta Meri Biwi Aajkal Merese Khush Nhi Rehti Hai. Aaj Kal Mera Hathiyar Aur Khada Nhi Hota Na.
Doctor- Arey Chacha Ish Umar Me Ye Hona Common Hai Lekin Appki Biwi Ko Ye Chiz Samajhna Chahiye.
Kallu- Meri Biwi Itni Padhi Likhi Nhi Hai Lekin Ushe Sex to Chahiye Hi Aap to Doctor Hai Aap Jante Hai Ki Mard Se Jyada Aurat Ko Sex Ki Bhukh Jyada Hoti Hai.
Doctor- Thik Hai Chacha Me Aapko Kuchh Strong Dabai De Raha Hu Jo Apke Chodne Ki Kabiliyat Ko Badha Degi Lekin...
Kallu- Lekin Kya Doctor Sahab.
Doctor- Chacha Ye Dabai Legally Transfer Nhi Hai Ye Ek Local Brand Ka Company Banai Thi Jo Pichhle Mahine Ki Security Officer K Chhape Me Pakdi Gayi Hai.
Qki Ye Dabai Khane K Baad Ek Admi Ne Ek Din Me Hi 10 Aurat Logo Ka Bang Kr Diya Tha. Avi Admi Aur Dabai Company Dono Jail Me Hai.
Kallu Ko Lekin Wo Dabai Kaha Chahiye Thi Wo to Apni Randi Kareena Kapoor K Liye Le Raha Tha. Qki Ye Baat Ushe v Pata Thi Ki Itne Kam Waqt Me Ek Itni High Class Aurat Ko Chodna Impossible Hai.
Ishiliye Wo Koi Chance Nhi Lena Chahta Tha Sirf Hypnosis K Bharosa Pe Wo Nhi Rehna Chahta Tha Ishiliye Wo Ye Dabai v Le Raha Tha.
Kallu- Doctor Sahab Mera Umar Dekhiye Mere Upar Ye Dabai Kya Hi Asar Karegi.
Doctor- Ha Chacha Ye v Hai. Me Dawai Likh Deta Hu Aap Mere Compounder Se Ye Dabai Le Lijiye.
Kallu Turant Hi Compounder K Pass Aajata Hai.
Compounder Parchi Dekh K Bolta Hai Arey Chacha Ye Dabai Legally Ban Hai Fir v Lena Chahte Ho.
Kallu- Ha Beta Pata Hai Doctor Sahab Ne Ish Dabai Ka History Bataya Hai Mujhe.
Kallu Man Hi Man Pareshan Ho Raha Tha Ki Ye Avi Tak Dabai Qnhi De Raha Hai Altu Faltu Baat Kr Raha Hai.
Fir Kallu Apne Bhawnao Par Kabu Karta Hai Aur Kehta Hai.
Kallu- Dede Beta Bahat Pareshan Hu.
Compounder- Chacha Ye Company Ek Aur Dabai v Banati Thi Lekin Wo Itna Famous Nhi Hua Qki Wo Dabai Ladki K Chut K Ander Daali Jati Thi. Chut Me Jaate Hi Ladki Ko Sirf Ek Danda Hi Chahiye Hota Hai Jiske Upar Wo Kid Sakey Bas.
Ye Bol K Wo Joro Se Hasne Laga.
Kallu-Ab Wo Dabai v Lena Chahta Tha Wo Bolta Hai Ki Mujhe Wo Dabai v Dede Beta.
Compounder- Nhi Chacha Ap Chachi Ye Dabai Dogey to Wo to Ish Umar Me Mar Hi Jaaegi.
Kallu Fir Ek Noto Ki Gaddi Ushke Samne Rakhta Hai.
Compounder Ye Dekh K Chaunk Hi Jata Hai Ki Ish Buddhe Ka Pass Itna Paisa Kaise.
Lekin Ushe Ushhse Kya Bo Chupchap Paisa Leta Hai Aur Dono Dabai Kallu Ko De Deta Hai.
Kallu Ka Ab Sara Ungli Ghee Me Tha.
Man Hi Man Sochta Hai " Kareena Meri Randi Ab Kese Mujhse Bachegi Hypnosis Machine v Le Liya Hu Aur Dabai(aphrodisiac) Bhi Ab Bas Kal Ka Intezar Hai. Kal Se Tu Sirf Mere Lund K Barey Me Hi Sochegi, Darshan to De Hi Chuka Hu, Agar Tujhe Nanga Karke Chaurah Pe Nhi Nachaya to Mera Naam v Kallu Nhi Hai. Bese v Halkat Jawani Gana Me Bahat Gand Aur Kamar Hilai Thi. Wo Gaane Pe Nachaunga Tujhe Bich Raste Pe Wo v Nanga. "
Let's Rock...
Sara Saman Leke Kallu Wapas Ghar Ko Nikalta Hai to Taste Mai Hi Bharat Ushe Mil Jata Hai.
Bharat- Chacha Apka Kaam Hogya
Ye Kehta Hua Wo Ek Smartphone Kallu Ko Deta Hai Aur Ushey Use Krne Ka Tarika v Bata Deta Hai.
Bharat- Jab Tak Kareena Yaha Hai Tab Tak Aapki Nazar K Samne Rahegi Mene Hotel Aur Vanity Van K Har Jagah Camera Aur Microphone Set Kar Diya Hu.
Kallu Ye Sunnte Hi Maze Se Kud Padta Hai Aur Turant Hi Phone on Kr Ke Kareena Ko Dekhna Chahta Hai Jo Avi Apne Hotel Room Me Thi.
Kareena Ko Adhnangi Halat Me Dekhte Hi Kallu Ka Lund Khada Ho Gya.
Aur Wo Apne Pant Me Hath Daal K Apna Lund Ko Masalne Laga.
"bas Kuchh Hi Din Ki Baat Hai Mere Lund Fir Tu Kareena Kapoor K Body Ka Har Chhed Ko Khol K Rakh Dega"
Bharat- Arey Chacha Bas Karo Mujhe Mera Paisa to Do.
Kallu Turant Hi Baaki K 5lakh Ushe De Deta Hai Aur Turant Ghar Ko Bhagta Hai.
Wo Tey Kr Liya Tha Ki Ab Na Kareena Ki Muth Marega Na Hi Gaon Me Kisi Aurat Ko Ab to Ye Lund Sirf Kareena Me Hi Ghusega.
Ghar Pahunch the Hi Wo Nanga Hoke Apne Bed Pe Lait Jata Hai Aur Kareena Ka Live Telecast Dekhna Chalu Krta Hai.
Kareena Kapoor Ush Waqt Apne Sore Hue Apne Pati Saif Se Baat Kr Rahi Thi.
Kareena- Saif Please Ek Baar Yaha Aajo. Mujhe Tumhari Bahat Yaad Aarhi Hai.
Saif- Bebo Abhi Me Apne Next Project Me Busy Hu. Eshe Shooting Bich Me Chhod Ke Nhi Aasakta, Agle Week Tak Aajaunga Waha. Don't Worry I Miss You Too Bebo Bye See You.
Kallu- Kya Chhakka Hai Eshi Biwi Ko Koi Aakela Chhodta Hai Kya.
Bese Tu Chinta Na Kr Kr Teri Biwi Mere Lund Se Apna Pyaash Bujaegi.
Fir Wo Apne Khayalo Me Khojata Hai.
Bebo Bas Thoda Din Aur Fir Tu Dimag Se Nhi Chut Se Sochegi. Ek Baar Mere Lund K Niche Aagyi to Phir Apne Pati Ko Nhi Mere Lund Ko Miss Karegi.
Eshe Sochte Sochte Ushe Nind Aajati Hai.
Subah Bese v Kallu Bahat Kaam Karna Tha Ushka Plan Pura Set Tha Ab Ushe Bas Apna Plan Execute Karna Hai.
Aagey Dekhiye Kese Ek Royal Beautiful Heroine Kareena Kapoor Ko Ek Kaala Badsurat Buddha Kese Patata Hai.
Day 3:- Kareena Ka Hypnosis.
Kallu Ka Nind 10 Baje Khuli Wo Turant Utha Aur Kulla Kr K Bina Nahaye Hi Shooting Site Pe Nikal Jata Hai Aur Sath Me Apna Ek Bag Leke Jata Hai Jisme Hypnosis Device Aur Wo Dawai Tha.
Bese v Kallu Bahat Ganda Aadmi Tha Kafi Nahata Nhi Tha Aur Brush to Naam K Liye Tha, Hamesha Gutkha Khata Rehta Tha Aur Sharabi v Tha.
Gutkha Itna Khata Tha Ki Dant Kale Pad Gye The. Ishiliye Gaon K Me Koi Ushe Apni Ladki Nhi Diya Tha Koi Aurat to Kya Koi Buddhi v Ushe Bhao Nhi Deti Thi.
Lekin Hypnosis Ne Ushka Kismat Hi Badal Diya Tha Lekin Fir v Ushe Pehli Nazar Jo Bhi Dekhta Hai Ushe Ghin Hi Aata Hai Ushpe.
Ab Esha Aadmi Kuchh Hi Dino Me Kareena Ka Malik Banne Wala Tha.
Jab Kallu Set Pe Pahuncha Tab Tak Kareena Kapoor Aachuki Thi.
Kallu Me Itna Hawas Tha Kareena K Upar Ki Ushe Ek Scene Me Dekhte Hi Ushka Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai.
Kareena Kapoor Ek Black Saree Me Apna Scene Kr Rahi Thi.
Kallu Ish Roop Me Kareena Ko Dekhte Hi Apna Lund Masalne Lagta Hai.
Tabhi Kareena Ki Nazar Kallu Pe Padti Hai Aur Jo Wo Kr Raha Tha Wo Dekh K Wo Gusse Se Pagal Hi Hogyi.
Kareena Scene Khatm Krte Hi Turant Kallu K Pass Aati Hai Aur Kas K Ek Thapad Lagati Hai.
Kallu to Pura Hil Jata Hai Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Ushe Itne Logo K Samne Thapad Nhi Mara Tha.
Aur Kareena Apne Vanity Me Chali Jati Hai.
Gussa to Kallu Ko v Bahat Aaya Tha Lekin Wo Apna Gussa Sahi Waqt Pe Use Krna Janta Tha
Man Hi Man Kehta Hai " Ye Tune Apne Zindagi Ka Sabse Bada Galati Kiya Hai. Ab Dekh Ye Galati Ki Saja Tere Chut Aur Gand Kese Chukate Hai.
Kareena Ka Gussa Dekh K Set Me Kisi Ki Himmat Nhi Thi Ki Kaaran Puchh Sakey.
Ye Dekhte Hi Film Ka Director Kallu Ko Uske Kaam Se Nikal Deta Hai.
Kallu Ka Sara Bichhaya Hua Khel Dhara Ka Dhara Reh Jata Hai.
Khel Apne Haat Se Nikalte Dekh Kallu Sidha Director Ka Pair Pe Girl Jata.
Kallu- Sahab Mene Kuchh Nhi Kiya Hai Aap Madam Se Hi Puchh Lo.
Director- Arey Chacha Ap Mujhse Bade Hai Mere Pair Pe Mat Giro Kuchh Galati Ho Ya Naa Ho. Kareena Apko Thapad Mar K Mera Hath v Bandh Diya Hai. Me Kuchh Nhi Kr Sakta. Mujhe Ye Film Complete Krna Hai Wo v Kareena K Sath.
Kallu- Bas Sahab Ek Baar Madam Se Mil K Baat Krne Do Meri Galati Kya Hai Mujhe Puchhne Do Fir Me Chala Jaaunga.
Director- Mujhe Kareena Se Puchhne Dijiye Wo Apse Milna Chahti v Hai Ki Nhi.
Director Itna Keh K Kareena Se Milne Chala Jata Hai.
Thodi Der Baad...
Director- Kareena Apko Akele Me Milna Chahti Hai. Jaiye Baat Kr Lijiye Dekhiye Kya Ho Sakta Hai.
Kallu- Dhanyabad Saheb.
Itna Keh Ke Wo Vanity K Ander Jata Hai.
Kareena Kallu Ko Dekhte Hi Ek Aur Thapad Laga Deti Hai. Kallu Ko Gussa to Bahat Aarha Tha Lekin Lambi Khel Me Chhote Chhote Har Jaruri Hota Hai
Kareena- You Fucking Pervert, Apne Beti K Umar K Ladki Ko Dekh K Apna Hawas Bujha Raha Hai.
Ek Aur Thapad.
Kallu- Madam Mujhe Maaf Kr Dijiye Ish Sab Me Meri Koi Galati Nhi Hai. Mere Lund Me Hamesha Dard Rehta Hai Aur Ishiliye Kavi Kavi Mujhe Ushe Massage Dena Hota Hai.
Kareena Ek Aur Thapad Marti Hai.
Kareena- You Bastard Apne Hawas Ko Bimari Ka Naam De Raha Hai. Mene to Tujhe Pehle Din Se Hi Dekha Hai. Mujhe Dekh K Tera Lust Hamesha Jaag Jata Hai.
Aur Tujhe Mene Pehle Hi Din Dekh Liya Tha Jab Tu Mere Vanity K Pichhe Aake Masturbate Kr Raha Tha.
Bese Kallu Ko Aadhe Se Jyada Baat to Samajh Me Hi Nhi Aaya Lekin Itna Wo Samajh Chuka Tha Ki Jaldi Karne K Chakker Me Ye Murgi Ushke Haath Se Nikala Jaa Raha Tha.
Tavi Wo Apna Akhri Kosish Krta Hai.
Wo Seedha Kareena K Pairo Pe Gir Jata Hai.
Kallu- Madam Sach Me Mere Lund Pe Mujhe Kabu Nhi Hai Ishiliye Me Dawai v Leta Hu.
Tavi Wo Apna Jhola Nikalta Hai Jiske Ander Wo Illegal Sex Ki Dawai Thi. Wo Ushe Dikha K Bolta Hai.
"madam Ye Dekho Mera Dawai Me Kal Ishiliye Kaam Pe Nhi Aaya Tha Qki Mujhe Seher Se Ye Dawani Lani Thi.
Kallu Kal Ka Shirt Aaj v Pehna Hua Tha Jiske Ander Wo Doctor Ka Prescription v Tha.
Kareena Ye Sab Dekh K Thoda Shant Hoti Hai.
Wo Chair Pe Baith Jati Hai Tavi Kallu Niche Baith K Bolta Hai.
" Madam Aapko Gussa Bahat Aata Hai, Kaho to Aapka Shir Daba Du"
Kareena- Nhi Nhi Koi Jarurat Nhi Hai,
Kareena Ab Thoda Guilty Feel Kr Rahi Thi Qki Aaj Ushne Apne Baap K Umar Ka Ek Admi Ko Pit Diya Tha Jab Ki Ushka Koi Galati Nhi Tha.
Wohi Kallu Dushri Taraf Apna Dimag Lagata Hai Wo Situation Ko Thoda Emotional Banata Hai.
Kallu- Madam Aapne Jo Kiya Sahi Kiya Me Hu Hi Ishi Layak.
Mere Sakal Me Hi Likha Hai Ki Me Hawasi Hu.
Kareena- Nhi Nhi Esha Koi Baat Nhi Hai. Bas Mujhe Pata Nhi Tha Ki Apko Itni Problem Hai.
Kallu- to Mujhe Apne Galati Sudharne Ka Mauka Dijiye. Mujhe Apka Gussa Shant Krna Hai. (aur Rone Lagta Hai)
Kareena Ab Emotion Me Behke Ushe Allow Me Deti Hai.
Fir Kallu Kehta Hai Kareena K Pichhe Aajata Hai Aur Ushe Achhe Se Piche Se Dekhta Hai.
Kallu Man Me Hi- Sali Randi Mujhe Mara Na Tune Mujhe Ab Tera v Halat Kharab Nhi Kr Diya Na to Me v Apne Baap Ki Aulad Nhi. Teri Ye Kamar Ko Noch Lunga, Tere Ye Hontho Ko Kaat Lunga Aur Chut Ka to Bhosda Banaunga. Tujhe Kutiya Banake Gali K Kutto Se Chudwanga. "
Kallu Tavi Apna Hypnosis Device Nikalta Hai Aur Ushe Chalu Kr Deta Hai Kareena Tab Aaram Se Baithi Hui Thi Ye Sab Se Anzan Ki Agle Kuchh Hi Waqt Me Ushka Kismat Sirf Kallu Ka Lund Hi Hoga. Aur Wo Sirf Ushka Chut Hi Nhi Ushka Dimag Ko v Chod K Rakh Dega.
Machine K Start Hote Hi Kareena Ko Thodi Neend Aaney Lagti Hai.
Kallu Machine Start Krne Se Pehle Hi Apne Kaano Me Rui Daal Diya Tha Taaki Machine Ka Jyada Aasar Ushpar Na Ho.
Upar Se Kallu Dhire Dhire Kareena Ka Shir Daba Raha Tha.
Thodi Der Me Jab Kareena Thodi Si so Jati Hai Tab Kallu Apna Hypnosis Chalu Krta Hai.
Kallu- Kareena Ab Thumhe Neend Me Apne Dimag K Eshi Jagah Pe Kaid Ho Jisse Tum Mere Madad K Bina Bahar Nhi Aaskati.
Kareena(hypnosis State Me)- Me Ek Eshe Kamre Me Hu Jahan Sirf Andhera Hai Roshni Ka Koi Jariya Nhi Hai.
Kallu Ko Apna Plan Sahi Chalta Dikhthta Hai.
Wo Kareena Ko Sotey Hue Dekh Avi Ishi Waqt Ushe Chodna Chahta Tha.
Lekin Ushke Gaal Pe Lage Thapad Wo Bhula Nhi Tha Wo Bolta Hai- Eshe Nhi Tune Mujhe Aur Mere Lund Ko Bahat Tadpaya Hai. Mujhe Sabke Samne Gaali Diya Hai Aur Thapad v Mara Hai.
Eshe Apna Badla Janne Nhi De Sakta Me. Tujhe v Itna Tadpaunga Ki Khud Sab Kuchh Vul K Mere Sath Chudegi. Aur Khud Apne Pati Aur Bachhe K Chhod K Mere Sath Meri Rakhel Ban K Rahegi.
Kallu- Aaj K Baad Tumhara Hypnosis State Ka Ek Code Word Hai Aur Wo Hai "randi" Jaise Hi Ye Word Tere Samne Mei Bolunga Tu Hypnosis State Me Chali Jaaegi. Chahe Tujhe Ye Code Word Phone Pe Q Na Sunai De.
Kareena- Aaj Se Yehi Mera Code Word Hai. Ye Word Apse Sunte Hi Mai Apne Dimag Ke Ishi Andheri Room Me Kaid Ho Jaaungi. Chahe Meri Ankhein Khuli Hi Qna Ho.
Kallu Ye Sunke Pagal Sa Ho Gya Lekin Wo Kareena Ko Hypnosis State Me Chodna Nhi Chahta Tha Wo Chahta Tha Ki Wo Apne Purey Hosh Me Ushse Chudne, Ushke Liye Nanga Nache.
Kallu Apna Experiment Ko Check Krna Chahta Tha. Ishiliye Wo Kareena Ko Ushke Hypnosis State Se Jagaa Deta Hai.
Kareena- Ye Aap Kya Kr Rahe Ho Kallu.
Kallu- "randi"
Ye Sunte Hi Kareena Wapas Apne Hypnosis State Me Chali Jati Hai.
Kallu Apne Aap Ko Rok Nhi Pata Aur Kareena Ko Ek Deep Smooch Kr Deta Hai.
Ushke Raseele Hotho Ko Wo Eshe Chhosh Raha Tha Mano Hoth Nhi Koi Rashila Aam Ho.
Kallu Tha to Pura Janwar Hi Ushke Hotho Eshe Chumte Chumte Jor Se Kat Leta Hai.
Tab Kareena K Hotho Se Khun Nikal Jata Hai.
Tab Kallu Ko Hosh Aata Hai Kitna Aagey Kitna Jaldi Pahunch Gaya Hai Lekin Ab Ushe Apne Hawas Ko Kuchh Din Aur Hi Role Rakhna Hai.
Kallu- Mujhe Tera Phone Number Chahiye Taki Jab Chahu Tujhe "randi" Bana Saku.
Kareena Turant Hi Apna Number Kallu Ko De Deti Hai.
Kallu- Ab Jaise Hi Tujhe Hosh Aaega Ye Tere Hoth Se Jo Chot Lagi Hai Ye Tuney Khud Apne Aap Ko Diya Hai. Aur Mera Kuchh Kanoon Hai Jo Tujhe Follow Krna Hai.
1) Meri Naukri Tu Wapas Karegi,wo v Aaj Se Me Sirf Tera Spotboy Rakhunga Pura Set Me Aur Koi Kaam Nhi Krna Hai Mujhe.
2) Me Tujhe Dekh K Kitna v Apna Lund Ragdu Tujhe Kitna v Ye Chiz Ghinona Lagey Tu Na Kisi Ko Bol Paayegi Aur Na Ishse Nazar Hata Paayegi.
3) Me Aaj Ke Baad Tujhe Jo v Khane Ya Pine Ko Dunga Tu Ushe Bina Kisi Se Share Kiye. Aur Bina Koi Shaq Aur Sawal K Kha Legi.
4) "randi" Key Word Sunte Hi Tu Kareena Kapoor Nhi Kareena Kutiya Hogi Ek Alag Personality.
5) Aaj K Baad Rojana Mera Call Tujhe Aaega Aur Tu Kahi v Ho Wo Call Ignore Nhi Karegi.
Kareena- Thik Hai Aaj Se Ye Kareena Kutiya Aapki Sari Baat Manegi.
Phir Kallu Kareena Ko Hosh Me Le Aata Hai.
Kareena- Kallu Me Kab Se Soyi Hui Hu, Tumne Mujhe Jagaya Qnhi.
(kareena Itni Ghamandi Thi Ki Ushke Baap K Umar K Admi Ko Naam Se Bula Rahi Thi Aur Tu-Tadak Se Baat Kr Rahi Thi)
Kallu- Madam Me to Bash Apka Gussa Shant Krna Chahta Tha. Agar Aapko Nind Se Utha Deta to Apko Wapas Gussa Aajata.
Kareena- Thik Hai Ab Tu Yaha De Jaa Aur Director Ko Ander Vej.
Kallu(man Me)- Jitna Udna Hai Udh Ab to Mene Tujhe Jaal Pe Fasa Hi Diya Hai. Bas Ek Pinjhra Banana Hai Jisme Tu Kareena Kapoor Nhi Kareena Kutiya Bani Rahe Wo Bhi Apne Marzi Se Ab Tu Dekhti Jaa Bash, Chod Chod K Tera Pisab Na Nikal Diya to Mera Naam v Kallu Nhi. Teri Eshi Halath Karunga Ki Mere Shasir Se Nakla Hua Har Chiz Tere Liye Bhagwan Ka Prasad Hoga.
Ye Sochte Sochte Wo Apna Kala Pila Dant Nikal K Bada Hi Ghinoni Tarah Se Mushkura Raha Tha.
Kareena- Tu Daant Ka Dikha Raha Hai Bola Na Bahar Jaa Aur Director Ko Ander Vej Ya Phir Se Meri Juti Se Pitna Hai.
Kallu- Maf Kr Do Madam Aavi Bula K Lata Hu.
Ab Aagey Kallu Kareena Kapoor Kareena Kutiya Kese Banata Hai Janenge Apne Agle Update Pe.
Kallu Bahar Aatey Hi Kallu Director Se.
Kallu- Sahab Madam Apko Ander Bula Rahi Hai.
Director Ko Thoda Ajeeb Lagta Hai Qki Kallu K Hotho Pe Pink Rang Ka Kuchh Laga Hua Tha.
Par Wo Ushpe Dyan Nhi Deta Aur Director Turant Ander Jata Hai Ander Ka Nazara Dekh K Wo Dang Reh Jata Hai Qki Kareena Kapoor Hotho Ka Rang Uda Hua Tha Aur Ushka Pink Rang Ka Lipstick Purey Chehre Pe Lagey Hue the Aur Hotho Pe Ek Chota Sa Chot v Laga Hua Tha Mano Koi Kareena Ko Jabardast Kis Kiya Ho.
Kareena- Eshe Ghur Q Rahe Ho.
Director Apne Khayalo Se Bahar Aata Hai.
Director- Nhi Kuchh Nhi Apke Hotho Pe Thoda Chot Laga Hua Hai Ishiliye.
Kareena- Ye Chot Galati Se Lag Gyi Hai Mujhe Lekin Mujhe Tumse Kuchh Jaruri Kaam Karwana Tha.
Director- Boliye Kareena
Kareena- Abhi Se Jab Tak Me Yaha Hu Mujhe Kallu Mera Personal Assistant Ki Tarah Chahiye (kareena Ko Khud Nhi Pata Tha Wo Esha Q Kr Rahi Hai), Wo Set Pe Koi Aur Kaam Nhi Karega Bas Mera Hi Kaam Karega.
Director- Jaisa Aap Kahe Kareena Waisa Hi Hoga.
Sham Ho Gyi Thi to Aaj Ka Shooting Khatm Ho Gya Tha to Director Kareena Ko Aakela Chhod K Bahar Aata Hai.
Director to Kallu- Dekho Chacha Aaj Se Aap Sirf Madam K Liye Kaam Karoge Sara Ka Sara Kaam Agar Madam Kavi Hotel Pe v Bulaye Tab v Jana Hoga Aap Mana Nhi Kr Sakte Ho.
Kallu Ye Sun K Kush Se Phula Na Sama Raha Tha.
Kallu- Thik Hai Sahab Pet K Liye Ye Kaam v Kr Lenge.
Tab Tak Kareena Apna Makeover Kr K Ek Deep Neck Dress Pehen K Bahar Aati Hai.
Kareena Ko Eshe Dekh K Kallu Apne Muh Se Lar Tapka Deta Hai.
Kallu (man Me)- Kya Chuchi Hai Kapde K Sath Eshi Dikh Rahi Hai to Kapde K Bina Kitne Bade Honge, Kitna Dudh Hoga Ishke Ander, Wo Sala Taimur Ishko Chus Ke Ishme Se Dudh Piya Hoga. Lekin Ab Ye Chuchi Mere Hai.
Jab Tak Kareena Aur Director Vanity Me Baat Kr Rahe the Tab Tak Kallu Ek Chai Laya Tha Jisme Ushne Wo Sex Drug Daal Diya Tha.
Kareena Niche Aatey Hi Kallu Wo Chai Kareena Ko De Deta Hai Kareena v Bina Kuchh Puchhe Ushe Pi Leti Hai.
Kareena- Kallu Aaj Se Tu Mere Liye Kaam Karega Jab Bolu Tab.
Kallu-Thik Hai Madam Avi Aur Kuchh Krna Hai Apke Liye.
Ye Pura Samay Kallu Kareena K Chuchiyo Ko Ghurta Jaa Raha Tah,kareena Ko Ye Chiz Ajeeb to Lag Rahi Thi Lekin Wo Ushke Khilaf Kuchh Nhi Kr Pati Hai Qki Hypnosis Ka Asar Ush Par Havi Ho Raha Tha.
Sham Ho Aayi Thi Ishiliye Kareena Apne Car Se Apne Hotel Ki Taraf Nikal Jati Hai.
Lekin Kuchh Hi Der Me Ushke Upar Drug Ka Asar Hone Lagta Hai. Ushki Chut Puri Gili Ho Jati Hai.
Pure Speed Me Wo Apne Hotel Me Pahunchti Hai Aur Daud Ne Lagti Hai Apne Room Ki Taraf. Daud Te Samay v Ushka Ek Hath Apne Chut Pe Rakhi Hui Thi Wo Drug Itna Powerful Tha Ki Kareena Ko Hosh Hi Nhi Tha Wo Kya Kr Rahi Hai Public Place Me.
Kareena Ko Apne Aap Pe Bahat Gussa Aarha Tha Ki Ushne Room Sab Se Upar Wala Floor Book Q Kiya Hai.
Room Me Pahunch Hi Wo Pura Nangi Ho Jati Hai.
Lekin Kareena Ko Ye Baat Pata Nhi Thi Ki Ushe Eshe Nanga Koi Dekh v Raha Tha. Aur Wo Tha Kallu Jo Apne Phone Se Hi Kareena Ka Hal Dekh K Kush Ho Raha Tha Qki Kareena Ko Eshe Tadapte Dekh K Ushe Bahat Maza Aarha Tha. Wo v Pehli Baar Ish Drugs Ko Kaam Krte Huye Dekh Raha Tha.
Kallu- Randi Ye to Kuchh v Nhi Hai Aagey Dekhti Jaa Kya Krta Hu Me Tere Sath.
Kareena Pagal Ki Tarah Apna Chut Ragad Rahi Thi Tavi Wo Apne Do Ungli Apne Chut K Ander Daal Deti Hai, Aur Purey Speed Me Apna Chut Me Ungli Krne Lagti Hai. Ushe Shanti to Mil Nhi Rahi Thi Qki Wo Drug Apna Asar Pura Dikha Raha Tha.
Kareena K Fuddi Ke Dono Chamdi Jab Apas Me Takra Rahe the To Uska Fuddi Me Aag Si Lag Jati Hai. Ishiliye Wo Apna Pairo Ko Pura Failaye Apna Fuddi Pura Faila K Pakdi Hui Thi.
Kallu Pehli Bar Kareena Ko Eshe Roop Me Dekh Rha Tha to Ushse Raha Nhi Gya Aur Wo Apna 10" Ka Lund Apne Lungi Se Ajad Krta Hai Aur Dhire Dhire Hilane Lagta Hai. Wo Ush Scene Ka Pura Maza Le Raha Tha Jaha Kareena Ek Randi Ki Tarah Apna Chut Ragad Rahi Thi.
Kareena K Room Sirf Aur Sirf Kareena K Karhane Ki Awaj Aarahi Thi.
Kareena- Ahh. Ahh My Pussy Saif Please Q Itna Der Kar Rahe Ho Pichhle 1 Mahine Se Tumne Mujhe Chhua Tak Nhi Hai.
Kallu- Kya Chhakka Hai Naam Ka Nawab Hai Agar Me Hota to Eshi Biwi Ko Apne Lund Se Dur Janne Hi Nhi Deta, Hamesha Mere Lund Ishke Sarir K Kisi Surakh Me Ghusake K Rakhta.
Kareena- Ohh. Myyyygooodddd... Ahhh Please Saif Please Come and Fuck Meeeee...
Kallu Apna Lund Ko Ragate Huye- Wo Agle Hafte Tak Aaega Lekin Tab Tak Ye Chut Ka Naap Me Ye Lund Le Chuka Hoga.
Aur Hasne Lagta Hai.
Kareena Hafte Hue- Saif Q Tum Mujhse Dur Chale Gye Taimur Paida Hone K Baad Tumhare Ander Ka Baap Jaag Gya Lekin Tum Apne Biwi Ko Bhul Gye...
Kareena Bahat Zoro Se Apna Chut Ragad Aur Ungli Kr Rahi Thi.
Kareena- Ahh. Ahh... Mummmyyyyyy. Koi to Mere Pussy Ko Shant Kr Do...
Kallu- Tu Chinta Mat Kr Koi Nhi Sab Tere Chut Ko Shant Karenge Kitne Mardo Ka Lund Ko Tune Tadpaya Hai Apne Filmo Me. Un Sabka Lund Ka Badla Mera Ye Lund Lega Esha Lega Ki Tu Apne Pati Ka Half Lulli v Vul Jaaegi.
Aur Tavi Kareena Ka Pura Sarir Akadne Lagta Hai.
Kareena- Ahhhhhhh... Iiiiii... Ammmm... Cummminggggg... Ohhhhh... Myyyyy... Gooddddd... Iiiiii... Aammmmm... Cuuuuummmmminggggg...
Aur Tavi Chut Ka Pani Aur Mut Dono Ek Sath Nikal Jata Hai. Mut Itna Tez Nikalta Hai Pura Room Pe Fail Jata Hai.
Aur Kareena Apne Hath Apne Chut Pe Pit Pit K Ushe Shant Krne Ki Koshish Krti Hai
Kareena Hamfte Huye. :- Ohh God Ye Kya Hogya Hai Merese Esha Aaj Tak Kavi Nhi Hua Hai Mere Sath. I Was Pissing Myself While Cumming... Oh God What Is Wrong with Me.
Orgasm K Baad Hi Chut Me Lagi Aag Thodi Thandi Hoti Hai Lekin Bujhti Nhi Hai.
Kareena Ko Ungli Se Jyada Kuchh Chahiye Tha Aur Wo Tha Lund.
Lekin Lund to Uske Pass Tha Nhi Wo Apni Nazar Dauda Ti Hai to Ushe Apne Dressing Table Pe Ek Dove Ka Bottle Dikhta Hai.
Dubte Ko Tinke Ka Sahara Jaisa Tha Ye Dabba Kareena Bina Kuchh Soche Ushe Apne Chut Me Daal Deti Hai. Bottle Kafi Hard Tha Lund to Hai Nhi Ki Soft Hoga to Bottle Dalte Hi Ushki Chikh Nikal Jati Hai.
Kareena- Aahhhh... This Is Nothing Like a Dick. Oh Somebody Please Help Me...
Aur Idhar Kallu Ki v Halat Kharab Thi Qki Ushke Sapno Ki Raani Aaj Nangi Hoke Apne Chut Ki Pyass Ek Bottle Ke Shahare Bujha Rahi Thi.
Kallu- Thoda Din Aur Eshe Hi Apne Aap Ko Shant Kr Le Fir Mera 10" Ye Kala Lund Tera Pyas Bujhaega.
Aur Scene Ka Enjoy Krte Huye Apna Tatto Ka Massage Krta Hai.
Kareena Kisi Kutiya Ki Tarah Room K Floor Pe Baith K Wo Bottle Ke Upar Kud Rahi Thi Ush Waqt Ushka Dono Chuchiya Hawa Me Uchhal Uchal K Gotey Kha Rahe The. Bada Hi Kamuk Scene Tha Ek Bade Ghar Bahu Itne Badi Heroine Apna Chut Ka Pani Ek Bottle Pe Gira Rahi Thi.
Kareena:- Ohhhh... Goooooddddd... I... Ammmmm... Cummminggggg...
Bolke Ek Baar Aur Jhad Jaati Hai.
Ab Tak Kareena Do Baar Jhad Chuki Thi Aur Pura Floor Ushke Chut K Paani Aur Mut Se Gila Hua Pada Tha.
Kareena Thak K Floor Pe Ek Kutiya Tarah Pairo Ko Failaye Padi Thi Agar Ish Waqt Koi Napunsak v Kareena Ko Ish Halat Me Dekh Leta to Ushka v Lund Khada Ho Jata.
Jara Sochiye Bollywood Ki Queen Kareena Kapoor Nangi Apna Pair Failaye Apne Hi Chut Ka Pani Aur Pishab Aur Pasine Me Lat Pat Floor Me Padi Hui Thi Ek Badi Randi Jaise, Koi Kutiya Jaisa Apne Hi Pisab Me Nahayi Hui Floor Me Padi Ho...
Kallu Apni Ghinoni Hasi Haste Huye Kehta Hai "tu Jo Aaj Ish Hotel K Band Kamre Me Kiya Hai Kuchh Din Me Sabke Samne Karegi, Tujhe Puri Duniya K Samne Jalil Karunga Jab Tu Sarey Bhikhariyo K Samne Halkat Jawani Gana Pe Nachegi Tab Mujhe Santi Milegi. Tujhe Badi Randi Banaunga,aaj Tune Mujhe Apna Personal Assistant Banata Hai Na Kal Tu Meri Personal Randi Nauker Hogi Jo Mere Lund Ke Isharey Pe Kuchh Bhi Karegi.
2 Baar Jhadne K Baad Kareena Ko Thoda Achha Lagta Hai Lekin Wo Itni Thak Gyi Thi Ki Wo Floor Me Hi so Gyi Ushko Hosh Nhi Tha Ki Jispe Wo Soyi Hui Hai Wo Ushika Pisaab Aur Chut Ka Pani Hai.
Kallu v Sojata Hai Lekin Muth Nhi Marta Qki Ab Ushe Sirf Kareena K Chut Me Hi Apna Virya Chhod Na Tha.