Episode 08
Kareena Apni Chut Ki Aag Se Behal Bina Koi Bodyguard Ke Gaadi Full Speed Me Chalati Huyi Kallu Ke Ghar K Taraf Chalne Lagti Hai, Ushke Dimag Me Sirf Yehi Tha Ki Kahi Kallu Firse Nushrat Ko Chod Ke Apna Pyaar Ushpe to Nhi Luta Raha Hai...
Kareena Jab Puri Dulhan Ki Tarah Ban than Ke Kallu Ke Jhopde Me Pahunchti Hai to Dekhti Hai Ki Kallu Waha Nahi Hai, Bechari Kisi Pagal Ki Tarah Ghar Ke Aagey Pichhe Ushe Dhundne Lagti Hai, Lekin Kallu Ka Aaj Kuchh Aur Hi Plan Tha, Kallu Ko Pata Tha Ki Kareena Ka Chut Ko Ab Ushka Lund Ka Chaska Lag Gya Hai to Eshe Kese Wo Bas Kareena Ko Chod De...
Kareena, Kallu K Jhopde Se Dur Ek Aur Jhopda Tha Waha Jaati Hai, Wo Hariya Ka Jhopda Tha Jo Gaon Ka Chor Tha, Kareena Bina Kuchh Soche Hi Kallu Ko Dhundne Ush Jhopde K Ander Ghush Jaati Hai, Ander Ka Nazara Dekh K Kareena Ki Aankein Fati Ki Fati Reh Jaati Hai, Kallu Aur Hariya Dono Milke Nushrat Ko Chod Rahe The,kallu Niche Se Nushrat Ka Gaand Me Lund Dala Hua Tha, Nushrat Kallu K Lund Be Baithi Hui Thi Aur Hariya Ushka Chut Me Lund Dala Hua Tha...
Kallu Yehi to Chahta Tha Wo Kareena Ko Dikhana Chahta Tha Ki Wo Nushrat Sirf Chodta Nahi Hai Sabke Sath Bant-Ta v Hai.
Kareena Ko Ye Sab Bada Hi Ajeeb Lag Raha Tha Aaj Pehli Baar Ushke Aankhon K Samne Ek Ladki Ek Sath Do Lund Li Huyi Thi, Ye Dekh K Kareena Ko Alag Hi Uttejanna Hoti Hai...
Kallu... Arey Wo Chhinaal Yaha Q Aayi Tu Bola Tha Na Hotel Me Intezar Krne K Liye, Chut Ki Aag Se Raha Nahi Gya Tujhe...
Kareena Kisi Patthar Pa Tarah Khadi Sirf Chudayi Dekh Rahi Thi Nushrat Bahat Maje Se Kallu Aur Hariya Se Chud Rahi Thi, Ye Chiz Kallu v Dekh Leta Hai...
Kallu... Tujhe v Chahiye Kya Do Lund Ek Sath Chhinaal Mere Akela Ka Lund Kafi Nahi Hai Kya...
Ye Bolte Hi Kallu, Hariya Aur Nushrat Teeno Hasne Lagte Hai...
Kallu Niche Se Nushrat Ka Bade Bade Boobs Dabaye Jaa Raha Tha Jisse Dudh Nikal K Hariya K Upar Gir Raha Tha Tavi Hariya v Nushrat Ka Nipple Ko Apne Muh Me Le Leta Hai,
Niche Se Kallu Boobs Daba Raha Tha Aur Upar Se Kallu Nushrat Ka Nipple Chush K Dhodh Piye Jaa Raha Tha...
Pura Room Me Dono Buddho Ka Lund Nushrat K Jawan Body Se Takarane Ki Wahaj Thap Thap Ki Gunj Rahi Thi, Ishibich Nushrat Jhadne Lagti Hai Aur Saath Me Hariya v Jhadne Lagta Hai.
Nushrat... Aahhhhhhh... Shhhhhh...
Bolke Apna Sara Pani Chod Deti Hai Aur Hariya v Apna Paani Nushrat K Choot Me Hi Chhod Deta Hai...
Hariya Ko Kallu Pehle Hi Bata Diya Tha Ki Wo Kareena Ko Bahat Jald Ushke Niche v Sulaega Lekin Tab Tak Wo Kareena Ko Chhuega v Nahi,
Hariya Ab Kareena Ki Aor Dekh K Sochta Hai... "sach Me Ishe Bagwan Ne Se Banaya Hai Aur Hum Dono Buddho K Pass Veja Hai, Ab Ishe Ek Heroine Se Randi Baht Jald Banana Hoga Kab Tak Ishke Gaane Ko Dekh K Hi Muth Marunga Kab Ishke Chut K Ander Mera Paani Jaaega... "
Ab Nushrat Pura Jor Lagake K Kallu K Lund Ek Upar Maze Se Kud Rahi Thi, Aur Hariya Ka Virya Nushrat Ke Chut Se Behne Lagta Hai, Kareena Ye Sab Dekh K Ushka Chut v Pura Gila Hone Lagta Hai.
Kareena Man Me Sochne Lagti Hai. "kya Sach Me Gaand Marwana Itna Achha Lagta Hai, Saif to Mera Chut Hi Dhang Se Nahi Maar Pata Gaand Kya Marega, Ye Nushrat Kese Hamesha Hi Kalluji Se Apna Gaand Hi Marwati Hai... "
Hariya... Kya Soch Rahi Hai Randi Ye Nushrat Phir Se Kallu Ka Bachha Paida Karne Wali Hai Isliye Hamesha Kallu Se Gaand Marwati Hai Wo Aaj Mera v Lund Khada Hogaya to Kallu Ne Apni Rakhel Ko Mujhse v Chuda Diya,bese Kallu Apni Randiyo Ko Akela Hi Chodta Hai Tu Darr Mat...
Kareena Ye Baat Sun K Shock Ho Jaati Hai Ki Nushrat Fir Se Kallu K Bachhe Ki Maa Banne Wali Hai.
Hariya... Ishka Hijda Pati Se Kuchh Nahi Hota Ishiliye to Kallu Ka Gaand Sungte Sungte Aajati Hai, Kallu Se Chudane, Bese Tera Pati v Tujhe Nahi Chodta Kya?...
Ye Keh Ke Hariya Jorjor Se Hasne Lagta Hai...
Hariya, Nushrat K Pass Jata Hai Aur Jor Se Ek Nushrat Ke Navi Pe Pinch Krta Hai.
Hariya... Chal Randi Thoda Mehnat K Mere Dost Ko Jhadne Me, Ye Madam Kab Tak Khadi Rahengi Yaha Kallu Ke Intezar Me...
Fir Kallu Aur Hariya Dono Hasne Lagte Hai...
Kallu... Kareena Thoda Aur Intezar Kr Ish Kitti Ka Gaand Ek Dum Khula Hua Hai, Matlab Ek Dum Dhila Hai Mera Lund Itna Jaldi Nahi Jhadne Wala Eshi Khuli Gaand Ko Chodke...
Kareena Ye Sab Baat Sun K Pura Garam Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ushka Chut v Paani Chhodna Chalu Kr Diya Tha, Subah Se Aaj Kallu Kareena Ko Tadpaye Jaa Raha Tha.
Kareena... Kalluji, Please Mujhe v Apka Pyaar Chahiye.
Nushrat... Saali Raand Pyaar Kya Hota Hai Tujhe v Mere Maalik Ka Lund Chahiye, Ye Lund Ki Seva Karni Hoti Hai Tab Ye Lund Milta Hai Chudayi K Liye, Eshe Hi Maangne Se Nahi Mil Jata Hai, Maalik K Lund K Liye Mehnat Krni Padti Hai...
Ye Sari Baat Sun K Kallu Ko Itna Josh Aata Hai Ki Wo Nushrat Ke Dono Pairo Ko Pakad Leta Hai Aur Niche Se Ki Nushrat Ki Gaand Me Apna Lund Pelne Lagta Hai,
Nushrat Ko Ye Sab Se Itna Jyada Maza Ata Hai Ki, Wo Wohi Kareena Ke Samne Hi Mutne Lagti Hai.
Eshe Jor Jor Se Dhakke Marne Ki Wajah Se Kallu v Ab Jhadne Lagta Hai, Wo Nushrat Ko Utla Krta Hai Aur Ushke Upar Chhadh Jata Hai Aur Jor Jor Se Dhakka Lagana Chalu Krta Hai.
Kallu... Le... Mera... Pani... Le... Chinnal...
Bolte Huye Nushrat K Gaand Me Apna Paani Chhod Deta Hai.
Tavi Hariya Kareena K Pass Jake Kehta Hai... "dekh Rahi Hai Raand Kallu Kitna Jyada Pyaar Krta Hai Nushrat Se Agar Esha Hi Pyaar Chahti Hai to Jaa Kallu Ke Lund Ki Thodi Seva Kr Nahi to Zindagi Bhar Chut Me Ungli Hi Krti Rahegi Kavi Lund Ka Sukh Nahi Milega"
Kallu Itna Jyada Nushrat K Gaand Me Jhadta Hai Ki Ushka Safed Gadha Virya Nushrat K Gaand Se Baahar Aane Lagta Hai, Kallu Tab Apna Lund Bahar Nikal K Hilane Lagta Hai Ushka Virya Pura Nushrat K Gaand K Upar Gira Deta Hai...
Tavi Achanak Se Kareena Pichhe Se Aake Kallu Ka Virya Jo Nushrat K Gaand K Upar Pada Hua Tha Ushe Chatne Lagti Hai, Pura Room Me Ye Chiz Koi Expect Nahi Kr Raha Tha Ki Kareena Esha Kuchh Karegi, Tavi Nushrat Ye Sab Dekh K Hasne Lagti Hai Aur Kehti Hai. "ye Hua Na Aasli Randi Wala Kaam Maalik K Lund Se Nikla Har Ek Chiz Prasad Samajh K Khale, Ab Niche Baith Me Tere Muh K Upar Mere Gaand Se Nikla Sara Virya Dalungi. "
Kareena Ye Sun Ke Pura Shock Ho Jaati Hai Wo Hawas Me Pagal to Thi Lekin Itna Jyada v Nahi Ki Ushe Kuchh Samajh Naa Aaye.
Kareena... Randi Merese Ye Nahi Hoga Me Kalluji Se Pyaar Jarur Krti Hu Lekin Itna Ganda Chiz Mujhse Nahi Hoga.
Tabhi Hariya Kareena K Pass Aata Hai Aur Ushe Jabardasti Niche Bitha Deta Hai,nushrat K Gaand Ke Niche, Nushrat Bed K Upar Baithi Huyi Thi Aur Kareena Sidha Ushke Gaand K Chhed Ke Niche...
Kallu... Ab Agar Baith Hi Gayi Hai to Pile Thoda Mera Lund Ka Paani.
Kareena Ab Kallu Ke Ush Baat Ko Mana Nhi Kr Paati Hai Wo Apna Muh Akhri Kaar Khol Deti Hai, Nushrat Thoda Pressure Lagati Hai Aur Kallu Ka Virya Ek Dhara Ki Tarah Nushrat K Gaand Se Nikal K Kareena K Muh Me Girta Hai.
Hariya Ye Dekh K Bahat Khush Jaata Hai Aur Kallu Ke Kaan Me Kehta Hai. " Ye Randi to Tere Kehne Se Nushrat Ka Gaand Chaat Rahi Hai, Mujhe v Chodne De Aaj Ishey"
Kallu... Nahi Be Avi Ye Raand Sirf Mujhse Chudegi Kisi Aur Se Chudne K Liye Raazi Nahi Hogi, Ishiliye Thoda Intezar Kr Ishe Chod Lena Tu Bhi Lekin Avi Sirf Mera Sath De Taki Ishe Me Randi Bana Saku...
Kallu Ab Jaake Bed Pe Baith Jata Hai Aur Dono Randiya Nushrat Aur Kareena Kallu K Pairo K Bich Baith Ke Ushka Lund Chuste Rehte Hai, Kya Nazara Tha Ek Bollywood Ki Heroine Aur Dushri Ek Bade Ghar Ki Bahu, Ek Nangi Aur Dusri Shaadi Ke Jode Me, Phir v Dono Kallu Ke Lund K Diwani Kallu Ka Lund Kisi Lollipop Ki Tarah Chush Rahi Thi, Kavi Kareena Kallu Ka Lund Chushti Hai to Nushrat Kallu Ke Tatto Ko Chushti, Aur Kavi Nushrat Tatto Ko Chushti to Kareena Kallu Ka Lund Chushti, Dono Auratein Ek Budhhe Ka Lund Ko Chus Chus K Saaf Kr Rahe the Jo Thodi Der Pehle Undono Aurato Mese Ek K Gaand Me Tha.
Kareena... Ab Mujhe v Aapka Pyar Chahiye Kalluji Subah Se Pyasi Tadap Rahi Hu, Meri Pyaas v Bujha Do...
Kallu... Lekin Me Tujhe Kyu Chodu?
Kallu Ye Baat Sunke Sirf Kareena Hi Nahi Hariya v Shock Ho Jaata Hai Ki "ye Sala Ladki Chodne Ko Mana Kr Raha Hai, Pagal to Nahi Ho Gya Hai Ye. "
Kareena... Kya Matlab Hai Kalluji Aapka??
Kallu Apna Agla Dao Chal Raha Tha, Wo Kehta Hai... " Nushrat Ko Ishiliye Chodta Hu Qki Wo Meri Rakhel Hai, Meri Kutiya Hai, Mere Kehne Pe Aaj Hariya Se v Chud Gyi, Lekinme Tujhe Kis Haq Se Chodu, Tu Meri Kya Lagti Hai... "
Hariya Ye Baat Sun K Samajh Jata Hai. "ye Sala to Ek Kadam Aagey Ki Soch Leta Hai,aaj to Ye Kareena Ko Randi Bana Hi Dega Puri Tarah Se"
Kareena... Lekin Aap Pehle v To Mujhe Chode Hai Tab to Apne Koi Relationship Nahi Banayi Thi...
Kallu... Tab Me Apne Dimag Se Nahi Sirf Apne Lund Se Soch Raha Tha, Ab Tujhe Chodne K Baad Mera Lund Shaant Ho Chuka Hai Ishiliye Ab Me Dimag Se Soch Raha Hu, Kis Haq Se Tu Mujhse Aaj Chudne Aayi Huyi Hai Ye Bata De Fir Me Tujhe Chodunga...
Kallu Ke Muh Se Eshi Baatein Sun K Kareena Soch Me Pad Jaati Hai Ki... "aaj Kalluji Ko Kya Ho Gya Hai, Mujhse Pyaar Krna Nahi Chahte,kese Apne Muh Se Batau Ki Kya Lagte Hai Mere. "
Kareena... Me Aapki Diwani Hu Apse Pyaar Krna Chahti Hu...
Kallu... Aur Kya Hota Hai Ye Pyaar Ki Tu Mujhse Chahti Hai, Jo Tera Pati Tujhe Nahi De Pata, Teri to Ushse Saif Se Love Marriage Hua Hai to Me Tera Pyaar Kese Hua?
Ye Sab Baatein Hariya v Sun Raha Tha, Ushe v Lagta Hai Ki... "ye Kallu Aaj Eshe Nahi Jaane Dega Kareena Ko, Aur Tapda Randi Ko, Tu to Ish Khel Ka Raja Nikla Bhai... "
Kareena Kallu Ka Lund Haath Me Liye Hilane Lagti Hai Aur Kehti Hai... "me Aapko Pyaar Krti Hu Ab,aapse Shaadi Krna Chahti Hu... "
Kallu Ye Baat Sun K Hasne Lagta Hai. "arey Chhinaal Me Ye Nushrat Ko Chod Ke Do Baar Maa Bana Chuka Hu, to Kya Ishse v Shaadi Kr Li, Ye Meri Rakhel Hai Aur Puri Zindagi Meri Rakhel Hi Rahegi...
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu Nushrat Ka Boobs Dabane Lagta Hai, Jisse Dhudh Ki Bunde Nikalne Lagte Hai Aur Kallu Bade Maje Se Ushe Pine Lagta Hai,
Kya Nazara Tha Ek Ladki Ushke Sath Baithi Huyi Thi Jiska Dhudh Pi Raha Tha Kallu Wohi Durshi Taraf Ek Khubsurat Hassena Ushke Pairo K Bich Me Baithe Uska Lund Hila Rahi Thi...
Kareena Kallu Ki Baatein Sun Ke Bahat Pareshan Ho Jaati Hai, Ushe Kallu Se Chudna to Tha Hi Lekin Kallu Ki Baatein Ushe Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aarha Tha Ki Wo Kallu Ke Sawal Ka Kya Jawab De, Wo Nahi Hi Kallu Ki Biwi Thi, Wo Kallu Se Do Baar Chudne K Baad Ek Tarah Se Kallu Se Pyaar Krne Lagi Thi...
Kallu Apna Lund Se Ab Kareena Ke Gaal Me Thapad Lagata Hai Aur Kehta Hai... "kya Soch Rahi Hai Pura Raat Nahi Hai Mere Pass Agar Jawab Nahi Hai to Jaa Yaha Mujhe Ye Nushrat Ko Chodna Hai, Bese Nushrat Terese Jyada Meri Baat Maanti Hai Aur Ye Duniya Dari Se Nahi Darti Jaise Tu Darti Rehti Hai"
Kallu Ki Eshi Baatein Sun K Kareena Aur Mayush Ho Jaati Hai Ushke Aankhon Ke Samne Ushka Pyaar Kisi Aur Ki Tariff Kar Raha Tha...
Kareena... Me v Aapki Rakhel Hu, Mujhe v Rakh Lijiye Apne Pass Jaise Aap Nushrat Ko Rakhe Hai, Mujhe v Apne Baccho Ka Maa Banaiye Jaise Nushrat Ko Banaya Hai, Lekin Me Nushrat Ki Tarah Kisi Aur Se Nahi Chud Sakti...
Kallu Yehi to Sunna Chahta Tha, Aur Hariya v Kareena Ki Eshi Baatein Sun K Khush Ho Jata Hai Wo Man Me Hi Kallu Ki Dimag Ki Tarif Krta Hai. " Wah Kallu Maan Gye Kya Fasaya Hai Ish Raand Ko Ye to Ab Teri Rakhel Banne K Liye v Razi Ho Gyi Hai... "
Kallu Kareena K Muh Se Aisi Batein Sun K Pura Josh Je Aajata Hai Wo Kareena Ko Apne Gale Laga Leta Hai, Kallu Itna Jor Se Kareena Ko Pakda Hua Tha Ki Jaise Koi Sher Hiran Ko Dabochta Hai,kallu Ka Khada Lund Kareena K Pet Se Takra Raha Tha, Kallu Ek Haath Se Kareena Ka Pith Ko Apne Sine Me Dabaya Hua Tha Aur Dusra Hath Se Kareena Ki Badi Gaand Ko Dabaye Jaa Raha Tha Aur Bich Bich Ek Dhire Dhire Ushke Gaand Pe Thapad v Maar Raha Tha.
Ye Sab Dekh K Hariya Ka v Budhha Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai to Wo Apna Lund Nushrat K Muh Me Le Jaake Thush Deta Hai Aur Scene Ka Maza Lene Lagta Hai...
Kareena... Dhire Karo Kalluji Me Kahi Jaa Thodi Rahi Hu.
Kareena Ka Baat Khatm Hi Nahi Hua Tha Ki Kallu Apna Bada Bada Kala Hotho Se Kareena Ki Pink Lips to Chumne Lagta Hai, Kareena Ye Hotho Se Hamala Sambhal Nahi Paati Hai to Ushka Pair Dagmagane Lagta Hai, Kallu Kiss Krte Huye Hi Kareena Ko Diwar Se Chipka Deta Hai Aur Jor Se Kiss Krne Lagta Hai, Kareena Ko Ab Saans Lene Me v Taklif Ho Rahi Thi Qki Kallu Tambakhu Ki Khata Tha Wo Tambakhu Ka Badboo Pura Kareena Ke Saansein Me Ghul K Pura Ushke Dimag Chad Raha Tha...
Aaj Pehli Baar Kareena Ko Ish Sab Se Maza Aarha Tha, Kallu Kareena Ko Kiss Krte Karte Ushke Gahne Ko Utarne Lagta Hai, Aur Ushka Saree v Kholne Lagta Hai, Kallu Ka Lund Ab Pura Tight Hoke Khada Tha, Kallu Kareena K Saree Ke Upar Se Hi Apna Lund Ko Ushke Navi K Pass Ghisne Lagta Hai.
Kareena v Ye Sab Se Pura Garam Ho Chuki Thi Lekin Kallu K Dimag Me Kuch Aur Hi Plan Tha Aaj, Karib 10-15 Mins Tak Kareena K Rasheele Gulabi Hothon Ko Chumne K Baad Kallu, Kareena Ke Hothon Ko Chhodta Hai Aur Kehta Hai... "rani Aaj Thoda Naach K Dikha De Mujhe, Bahat Baar Tv Aur Cinema K Parde Me Hi Dekh Hu Tujhe Nachte Huye, Ek Baar Mere Liye v Naach K Dikha De... "
Kareena, Hariya Aur Nushrat Ko Dekh K Thoda Hichkicha Rahi Thi Qki Dono Hi Nange the Aur Nushrat Chudne K Baad Bhi Hariya Ka Lund Chush Rahi Thi...
Kareena Tavi Kallu Ke Kaan Me Aake Kehti Hai... "kalluji Wo Mujhe Thoda Saram Aarha Hai Eshe Apke Nange Dost K Samne Nachne Me, Thoda Inko Kahi Na Bahar Jaane K Liye Tab Me Apki Achhe Se Khatir Karungi... "
Ye Kehkar Kareena Apne Hothon Ko Apne Danto Ke Niche Leke Ek Katilana Expression Deti Hai Kallu Ko.
Kallu... Arey Meri Bebo Bhala Hariya Se Kya Sarmana Phir v Agar Yehi Chahti Hai Tu to Me Bhagata Hu Ushe...
Hariya Ish Bich Nushrat K Muh Me Hi Jhadne Lagta Hai,
Kallu... Hariya Tu Thoda Bahar Jaa Ye Madam Tujhse Sharma Rahi Hai...
Hariya... Wah Bhai Aaj Ladki Mili to Bhai Ko Vul Gya, Mujhe Mere Hi Ghar Se Bahar Nikal Raha Hai.
Kallu, Hariya K Pass Jata Hai Aur Uske Kaan Me Kehta Hai "tu Chinta Mat Kr Bahat Jald Ish Raand Ko Nanga Krke Tere Niche v Sula Dunga Lekin Aaj Jo Plan Hai Wohi Kr Tu Avi Bahar Jaa Aur Ye Nushrat Raand Ko v Leja Aaj Raat Me Ye Kareena Ko Heroine Se Randi Banata Hu Jo Mere Lund K Liye Kuchh v Karegi. "
Hariya Kallu Ki Baat Sun Ke Bahat Khush Ho Jata Hai Aur Nushrat Ko v Nanga Dekh K Ushke Budhhe Arman Wapas Jaag Jaata Hai Wo Sochta Hai "kallu Agar Keh Raha Hai to Wo Kr Hi Dega. Bese v Ushne Mujhe Nushrat Ko Chodne Ka Wada Kiya Tha to Wo Kr Ke Dikhaya Bas Ye Kareena Ko Bhi Nushrat K Jaisa Raand Bana De" Yehi Sochte Sochte Kallu Mushkurane Lagta Hai.
Nushrat Tab Tak Nangi Hi Khadi Thi Hariya Ushe Nanga Hi Ghar K Bahar Leke Chala Jata Hai.
Kareena Man Hi Man Sochti Hai " Ye Nushrat Kitni Badi Batchalan Hai Kalluji Jaisa Mard Hote Huye v Hariya Jaise Buddhe Se Chud Rahi Hai Mere Se Ab Kalluji Ko Koi Alag Nahi Kr Sakta Aur Ish Batchalan Se Mujhe Complex Feel Karne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai"
Lekin Kareena Ko Kya Pata Tha Jo Aaj Haal Nushrat Ka Hai Kuchh Din Me Kallu Wohi Haal Kareena Ka Bhi Krne Wala Hai, Jaise Aaj Wo Nushrat Ko Batchalan Keh Rahi Hai Kuchh Din Me Wo Vi Ek Batchalan Aurat Ban Jaaegi...
Hariya K Bahar Jaane K Baad Kallu Aram Se Khatiya Pe Beth Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai... "meri Raani Ab Mujhe Thoda Naach K Dikha Wo Angrezi Filmo Me Jaise Nachte Nachte Kapde Utar Ke Dance Krte Hai Baise Wali Nach Dikha. "
Kareena,kallu Ki Baatein Sun Ke Sarma Jaati Hai Bese v Ab Ushke Badan Sirf Ek Blouse Aur Niche Petticoat Hi Tha Kallu Ne Kiss Karte Huye Kareena Ka Saree Khol Diya Tha.
Kareena (sharmate Huye)... Matlab Strip Dance Chahiye Aapko.
Kallu... Ha Meri Raani Bash Ek Baar Nach Ke Dikha De Ish Budhhe Ko Shanti Mil Jaaegi, Phir Bhale Hi Meri Jaan Hi Q Na Chali Jaaye
Kareena Kallu Ke Hotho Pe Ungli Laga Deti Hai... "aap Marne Ki Baat Mat Kahiye, Marey Aapke Dushman,aur Aap Budhhe Hote Huye Bhi Kai Mardo Se Jyada Taqatwar Ho, Aapko Strip Dance Dekhna Hai to Me Kr Ke Dikhati Hu"
Kallu(man Me)... Ye Machhali to Fas Gayi, Ye Randi to Mujhse Pyaar Krne Lagi Hai, Mere Baarey Me Kuchh Galat Nahi Sun Sakti Ab Ye, Log Sahi Kehte Hai Ek Baar Kisi Aurat Ki Chut Maar Do Fir Wo Chut Marwane K Liye Kuchh v Karegi.
Kallu... Thik Hai Meri Bebo Rani Nahi Kahunga Aishi Baatein Lekin Kya Me Waqayi Me Tu Aaj Tak Jitne Mardo Se Mili Hai Un Sab Se Me Jyada Taqatwar Hu, Tere Pati Aur Tera Jo Boyfriend Tha Ushe v Jyada.
Kareena... Haan Logo Se v Jyada Taqatwar Ho Aap.
Kallu... Nahi Tu Mazak Kr Rahi Hai Me to Budhha Hu Bhala Me Kese Unlogo Ki Barabari Karunga.
Kareena... Aap Har Tarah Se Unlogo Se Jyada Taqatwar Ho...
Kallu, Kareena Ke Muh Se Sunna Chahta Tha Ki Wo Kis Tarah Se Ushke Pati Aur Purane Boyfriends Se Jyada Taqatwar Hai Bese Kareena Ka Jawab Ushe Maalum Hi Tha Lekin Ushse Kareena Ki Dil Ki Baat Ushke Jawan Pe Laani Jo Thi...
Kallu(gusse Se). … Dekh Chhinaal Sidhe Sidhe Jawab De Mujhe Paheli Me Jawab Sunne Ka Koi Sauk Nahi Hai, Agar Mera Pyaar Rash Nahi Aarha Hai to Mujhe Gussa to Mat Dila Jaa Yaha Se...
Kareena Ko Apne Galati Ka Ehsaas Ho Jata Hai Lekin Ushe Kya Pata Tha Ye Gussa Kallu Nakli Hi Hai Ushke Pyaar Ki Tarah...
Kareena... Kalluji Aap Gussa Mat Ho, Apka Sex Krne Ka Taqat Ushlogo Se Jyada Hai...
Kallu Jan Bujh Ke... Sex, Ye Sex Kya Hai Me Gaon Ka Aadmi Hu Thoda Hindi Me Bol Taaki Me v Samajh Paau.
Kareena (hichkicha Ke)... Aapki Cho... Dne Ki Taqat...
Kallu... Kya Mujhe Sunai Nahi Diya Thoda Jor Se Aur Achche Se Bol...
Kareena... Apke Chodne Ki Taqat Unlogo Se Bahat Jyada Hai... Apke Samne Wo Log Kuchh v Nahi...
Kallu(haste Huye)... Ha... Ha... Aisha Kya Me Kese Unlogo Se Chodne Ke Mamle Me Aage Nikal Gya. Ye Kehte Huye Kallu Apna Lund Hath Me Liye Dhire Dhire Masage Deta Hai...
Kareena Ki Aankhe Sirf Kallu Ke Lund Ko Dekh Rahi Thi Aur Achanak Se Bol Padti Hai... "apka Dick Bahat Taqatwar Hai"
Kallu... Fir Se Angrezi,hindi Me Bol...
Kareena(hichkicha Ke)... Aapka Lund Aaj Tak Jinse Chudi Hu Un Sab Se Bada Aur Taqatwar Hai...
Kallu Mobile Nikalta Hai Aur Room Jo Ek Light Bulb Laga Hua Tha Ushke Niche Kareena Ko Khada Kr Deta Hai Aur Mobile Ka Video Chalu Krta Hai Aur Kareena Se Haste Huye Kehta Hai... "ab Thoda Camera Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bol Avi Jo Bola Tha"
Kareena Turant Hi Apna Haath Camera Ke Samne Le Aati Hai Aur Kehti Hai... "kalluji Please Ye Sab Me Camera Ke Samne Nahi Keh Sakti"
Kallu... Meri Raani Ye Vdo Sirf Mere Pass Hi Rahega Jaise Tere Wo Purane Photo Hai Mere Pass Bas Mera Personal Collection Ki Tarah, Bas Bol De Ek Baar Camera Me...
Kareena, Kallu Ki Baaton Pe Bharosa Kr Leti Hai Aur Camera Ko Dekhte Huye Kahti Hai "aaj Tak Jitne Mardo Se Chudi Hu Kalluji Aapka Lund Sabse Bada Aur Taqatwar Hai"
Kallu... Tere Wo Chhakka Pati Se v Jyada Kya...
Kareena... Han Mere Pati Se Bhi Jyada...
Kallu... to Ab Achhe Se Pura Line Bol Camera Me, Aur Apna Naam v Bata Vdo Me...
Kareena... Me Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ye Keh Rahi Hu Ki Mere Pati Aur Mere Purane Jitne Bhi Boyfriend the Unsab Se Jyada Taqatwar Lund Kalluji Aapka Hai.
Kallu Ye Sun Ke Apna Lund Jor Jor Se Hilane Lagta Hai Aur Jor Se Apna Virya Ka Pichkari Mar Deta Hai Jo Pura Zameen Me Gir Jaata Hai...
Kallu Hamfte Huye... Dekh Kya Rahi Hai Chhinaal Chat Le Mera Virya Jo Zameen Pe Gira Hai Jaldi Se...
Kareena Bina Kuchh Parwa Kiye Kallu Ke Baat Sunte Hi Niche Kisi Kutiya Ki Tarah Baith Jaati Hai Apne Ghutno K Bal Aur Kallu Ka Virya Chatne Lagti Hai, Kallu Ye Sari Chiz Ko Vdo Me Record Kr Raha Tha Aur Vdo Me Hi Wo Kehta Hai... "dekh Rahe Ho Ish Bollywood Ki Maharaani Ko Shadi Shuda Hote Huye v Kese Mere Virya Ko Zameen Se Chat Rahi Hai Ek Chhinaal Ki Tarah"
Lekin Kareena Kallu Ki Baatein Nazar Andaz Kar Deti Hai Aur Chat Chat K Pura Zameen Saaf Krti Hai, Ab Pe Hawas Sawar Ho Chuka Tha, Wo Dimag Se Nahi Ab Chut Se Soch Rahi Thi, Ab Ushe Sirf Kallu Ka Lund Me Hi Apna Duniya Dikh Raha Tha Ishiliye Kallu Ko Kush Karne K Liye Wo Kuchh v Kar Sakti Thi...
Kareena Niche Kutiya Jaise Char Pairo Me Baithi Kallu Safed Virya Chat Rahi Thi Wohi Kallu Camera Me Sab Kuchh Record Kr Raha Hota Tha, Tavi Ushke Dimag Ek Idea Aaya Hai Wo Camera Me Recording Band Krta Hai, Aur Kehta Hai... "randi"
Ye Word Sunte Hi Kareena Hypnosis State Me Chali Jaati Hai, Kallu Ko Pata Tha Ki Ab Kareena Ko Bas Ek Aakhri Chot Marna Hai Fir Wo Puri Tarah Se Tut Jaaegi...
Kallu Kehta Hai. "dekh Randi Ab Tu Apne Dimag Me Hi Fasi Padi Hai, Aaj K Baad Jab Bhi Me Tujhe Gaaliya Du Tujhe Ushme Maza Aaega, Randi Ya Chhinaal Jaise Sabd Tu Jaise Sunegi Tere Dimag Me Bas Mera Lund Se Tujhe Chudayi Yaad Aaegi Aur Aaj Se Sapno Me v Mere Lund Ke Hi Sapne Dekhegi Tu, Me Hi Aaj Se Tere Liye Sab Kuchh Hu Aur Mujhe Khush Karne K Liye Tu Har Hadh Par Karegi"
Kallu Ab Kareena Ke Dimag Me Hi Apna Chhap Chhod Diya Tha, Kallu Ko Bas Kareena Ko Ab Jaleel Krna Tha Itna Zyada Ki Wo Sach Me Ek Randi Ban Jaaye...
Kareena (hypnosis State Me)... … Thik Hai Jaisa Aap Kahenge Waisa Hi Hoga...
Kallu... Tujhe Avi Dhire Dhire Hosh Aaega Lekin Ye Sab Tujhe Yaad Nahi Rahega, Lekin Tere Dimag Me Ye Baat Ghar Ke Chuki Hai...
Kareena Ab Dhire Dhire Hosh Me Aati Hai Aur Kallu Ke Dekh K Mushkurane Lagti Hai...
Kallu Wapas Apna Recording Chalu Kr Deta Hai Aur Kareena Se Kehta Hai... Meri Raani Waha Khadi Khadi Kya Dekh Rahi Hai Thoda Naach Ke Dikha.
Kareena Kallu Se Kehti Hai... Nachne Ke Liye Gaana v To Hona Chahiye...
Kallu Turant Hi Apne Phone Se Hi Fevicol Gaana Chala Deta Hai Aur Kareena Se Kehta Hai... "waise Bhi Ish Gaane Me Tu Randi Hi Bani Thi Jo Dushro Ko Khush Krne K Liye Nachti Hai Aur Aaj Tu Sachme Randiyo Ki Tarah Mere Liye Nachegi" Kallu Ye Kehkar Bahat Jor Se Hasta Hai...
Aur Kareena Ka Dimag Ab Kallu Ke Gaaliyo Se Hawas Chadha Raha Tha Kareena Ko, Kareena Pe Post Hypnosis Ka Asar Hona Chalu Hogya Tha,aur Kareena Kapoor Bhi Ab Kallu Ki Hasi K Sath Hasne Lagti Hai.
Ab Kareena Kallu Ki Randi Wala Gaali Se Uttejit Ho Rahi Thi, Wo Bhi Kallu Ke Sath Hasne Lagti Hai, Aur Sab Kallu Apne Mobile Phone Se Record Kr Raha Tha.
Kareena Ab Kallu Ko Khush Krne K Liye Pura Tayaar Thi Wo Palat Jaati Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Bada Sa Gaand Kallu K Samne Hota Hai, Phir Kareena Kapoor Gaane K Dhun Me Apna Kamar Hilana Chalu Krti Hai...
Kallu Kisi Raja Ki Tarah Khatiya Be Baithe Kareena Kapoor Ka Vdo Banaye Jaa Raha Tha Aur Vdo Me Hi Kehta Hai... Ye Hai Kareena Kapoor Khan Ye Aaj Mere Lund Lene Ke Liye Naach Rahi Hai Saali Randi, Bolna Re Chhinaal Tujhe Kya Chahiye Jiske Liye Tu Naach Rahi Hai...
Kareena Pura Kamut Hoke Bolti Hai... Apka Lund Chahiye Kallu Ji, Me Apka Lund Lene K Liye Hi Paida Huyi Hu...
Kallu... Kyu Tera Pati Ka Lund Kaafi Nahi Padta Tujhe Raand Kareena
Ye Kehkar Hasne Lagta Hai.
Kareena Kallu Ke Muh Se Gaali Sun K Bhi Hasne Lagti Hai...
Kareena... Mere Pati Aapke Jaise Nahi Hai...
Sharmane Lagti Hai...
Kallu... Arey Raandi Sharma Mat Nach Gaane Pe Tere Chahne Wale Tujhe Dekh Rahe Hai...
Kareena Nachte Nachte Apna Blouse Khol Ke Kallu Ki Aor Fek Deti Hai,avi Kareena Sirf Bra Me Aur Petticoat Me Thi.
Gaana Chale Jaa Raha Tha Aur Kareena Gaane K Dhun Pe Naachi Jaa Rahi Thi, Ushe Farak Hi Nahi Padh Raha Tha Ki Kallu Ye Sab Record Kr Raha Hai...
Kallu Man Me Hi Kehta Hai... "naach Achhe Se Raandi Aaj Ka Vdo Ko to Itna Viral Karunga Ki Tu Bollywood Ki Heroine Se Randi Ban Jaaegi Wo Sunny Leone Randi Se Heroine Bani to Bahat Hogo Ko Dukh Hua Tha Ab Tu Ushka Jagah Legi Randi Khane Me". Ye Sochte Sochte Kallu Hasne Lagta Hai, Kareena Ko Lagta Hai Ki Kallu Kush Ho Raha Hai to Wo Gaane Me Wo Apna Boob Shake Krne Lagti Hai...
Kareena Ab Dhire Dhire Apna Petticoat v Khol Deti Hai Kareena Ab Sirf Ek Bra Aur Panty Me Kallu K Aankhon Ke Samne Khadi Gaane Pe Naach Rahi Thi,
Ab Sirf Thodi Der Ki Hi Baat Thi Jab Kareena Kallu K Liye Pehli Baar Nanga Naachne Wali Thi Wo Kavi Sapne Me v Nahi Sochi Hogi Ki Ushka Zindagi Itna Jaldi Ek Film Me Hi Badal Jaaegi Jiske Liye Wo Ish Goan Me Shooting Pe Aaegi Aur Kallu Se Milegi, Aur Aaj Ushke Liye Nanga Naach Karegi. .