Adultery Royal Kareena Kapoor Khan Ki Barbadi Ka Safar

Kareena Kapoor Kisi Kutiya Ki Tarah Mut Rahi Thi Aur Bhonk v Rahi Thi Tabhi Achanak Se Waha Kisi Ke Aane Ki Awaz Aati Hai, Kallu Turant Hi Gaadi Ke Ander Ghush Jata Hai Aur Gaadi Ander Se Lock Kr Deta Hai Jis Wajah Se Kareena Bahar Hi Nangi Khadi Thi,

Kareena Kapoor Daud Ke Car Ke Pass Aajati Hai Lekin Car Lock Tha, Kareena, Kallu Ke Samne Hath Jod Ke Gid Gidati Hai Aur Kehti Hai. "maalik Koi Aaraha Hai, Mujh Raand Pe Reham Kijiye Aur Darwaja Khol Dijiye, Koi Agar Mujhe Pehchan Liya to Me Barbaad Ho Jaaungi"

Ye Sun Ke Kallu Kehta Hai "to Hoja Barbaad Mujhe Kya, Baise Agar Tujhe Apni Izzat Bachani Hai to Kahi Chhup Ja Nahi to Tujhe Nanga Dekh Ke Koi v Tujhe Chod Dega. "

Kareena Rone Lagti Hai Aur Pas Me Hi Ek Anderi Jagah Dikhti Hai Wo Ek Tuta Hua Dukan Tha Kareena Kapoor Turant Hi Wo Dukan Ke Ander Jaane Ki Koshish Karti Hai Lekin Sirf Ushka Aadha Sarir Hi Ander Jaa Pata Hai Matlab Ushka Kamar Se Niche Ka Hissa Bahar Ujaale Me Tha Aur Ander Sirf Ushka Upar Ka Sarir Tha. Kareena Avi Vi Ander Jaane Ki Koshish Kr Rahi Thi Lekin Kallu Tavi Gaadi Se Bahar Aata Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Kamar Pakad Leta Hai Jisse Wo Ander Nahi Jaa Pati.

Kareena... Maalik Aap Aagye Apne Gulam Ko Bachane Chaliye Ander Gaadi Me Chalte Hai.

Kallu Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Chhed Me Apna Ek Ungli Daal Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai... "randi Teri Maa Chodne Aaya Hu Me Yehi Khulle Me Chodunga Tujhe, Jaise Kutiya Sab Ke Samne Chudti Hai Baise Tujhe Yehi Chodunga Sab Ke Samne"

Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Ke Chut Ke Ander 2 Ungli Daal Deta Hai Ish Waqt Kareena Ke Gaand Me Ek Ungli Tha Aur Chut Me 2 Ungli Tha. Kareena Maze Me Pagal Ho Rahi Thi. Kallu, Kareena Ke Dono Hole Ko Apne Ungliyon Se Ek Sath Chod Raha Tha.

Kareena Kapoor Itna Zyada Maza Le Rahi Thi Ki Ushe Pata Hi Nahi Chala Ki Ek Aadmi Aake Kareena Kapoor Ke Pichhe Khada Hogya Tha.

Aadmi. "kya Maal Hai Chacha, Ek Dum Chikni Hai"

Kallu Pichhe Dekhta Hai to Ek Bewda Sarab Ke Nashe Me Dhut Unke Pichhe Khada Tha. Kallu Ke Saithani Dimag Me Ek Idea Aata Hai.

Kallu... Kyu Be Bewde Achhi Lag Rahi Hai Kya Ye Raand.

Aadmi... Arey Chacha Ye Raand Pichhe Se Itni Badi Maal Lag Rahi Hai to Aagey Se Kya Lagti Hogi Ye, Ishke Badan Me to Kahi v Baal Nahi Hai Aur Ishke Gaand Kitne Bade Hai.

Kareena Kallu Ke Alawa Kisi Ke Samne Thi Aur Apne Jism Ki Numaish Kar Rahi Thi Kareena Kapoor Ko Bahat Ajeeb Lag Raha Tha Wo Dukan Ke Ander Jaane Ki Wapas Koshish Karti Hai.
Lekin Kallu Ushki Kamar Ko Pakad Leta Hai Aur Ushke Chut Me Ungli Karne Lagta Hai Aur Kehta Hai "kaha Bhag Rahi Hai Chhinaal Tera Pati Samajh Ke Rakha Hai Kya Jo Tujhe Jaane Dunga Jab Tak Ragad Ke Chod Nahi Deta Tab Tak Mujhe Khush Kar. "

Kallu Ke Ungli Karne Ke Wajah Se Kareena Kapoor Ab Jhadne Ke Bahat Karib Thi Kallu, Kareena Ke Badan Ke Har Hisse Ko Jaan Chuka Tha Ushe Pata Tha Ka Kareena Ke Chut Me Kaunsa Hissa Kamzor Hai Jaha Par Baar Karne Se Kareena Kapoor Jaldi Jhad Jati Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Jor Se Chillate Huye Jhad Jaati Hai...
"ahhhhhhh Maalik Shhhhhh"

Kallu Ush Anjan Admi Ki Wor Dekhte Huye Kehta Hai. "chatna Hai Kya Ish Raand Ki Chut Tere Daaru Se v Jyada Maza Degi Ish Raand Ki Chut, Ishka Pati Ishe Achhe Se Chod Nahi Paata Ishiliye Mujhe Apna Sarir Ka Maalik Bana Ke Ye Chhinal Chudti Rehti Hai"

Kallu Ki Baat Sunte Hi Wo Anjan Aadmi Kehta Hai "bade Bhai Mujhe v Ish Raand Ka Maza Lene Do, Ishke Pati Ka Kasar Me Pura Kar Dunga"

Kallu Kareena Ki Chut Ko Faila Deta Hai Jo Avi Bhi Kareena Ke Kaam Ras Se Geela Tha Aur Kehta Hai "le Chat Le Achhe Se Ish Randi Ka Bur"

Wo Aadmi Turant Hi Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Me Apna Ek Ungli Daal Ke Chatne Lagta Hai.
Kareena Kapoor Kabhi Sapne Me v Nahi Sochi Thi Ki Wo Eshe Bich Raste Me Aishi Nangi Khadi Hogi Aur Rah Chalta Ek Bewda Ushka Chut Me Ungli Kr Ke Ushe Chatega.

Kareena Ko Bahat Ajeeb Lagta Hai Ishiliye Wo Ush Tute Huye Dukan Ke Ander Jaane Ki Koshish Krti Hai Lekin Tabhi Wo Aadmi Kareena Ke Gaand Pe Ek Jordar Thapad Lagata Hai.
... Chattaaak...

Thappad Marne Ke Ke Baad Kareena Ke Muh Se Jor Siskiya Nikalne Lagti Hai Aur Kehti Hai... "ahhhhh Maalik Mujhe Bachaiye"

Wo Aadmi Kehta Hai "saali Raand Agli Baar Bhagne Ki Koshish Ki Na to Chut Me Ungli Nahi Apna Lund Daalunga, Chhinaal Biwi Kisi Aur Ki Aur Raste Me Kutiya Ki Tarah Ek Budhhe Se Chudwa Rahi Hai Saram Nahi Aati"

Ye Kehte Huye Wo Anjaan Aadmi Apna Muh Pura Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Me Daal Deta Hai Aur Chatte Huye Katne Bhi Lagta Hai.

Aur Kallu Pichhe Khada Hoke Ye Sab Kuchh Apne Camera Me Record Kr Raha Tha Ushe Bahat Maza Aarha Tha Kareena Kapoor Ke Eshe Zaleel Kar Ke.

Kallu... Chhinaal Me Bahat Ghamand Hai Paisa Wali Jo Hai Ishiliye Ishka Ghamand Utarana Bahat Jaruri Hai.
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu Kareena Kapoor Ka Baal Khinch Deta Hai Aur Ushka Chehra Ush Anjaan Aadmi Ke Samne Le Aata Hai.

Ush Aadmi Ka Sara Nasha Utar Jaata Hai.

Ush Anjaan Aadmi Ke Samne Kareena Kapoor Khan Bollywood Ki Heroine Nangi Khadi Thi, Kareena Apne Dono Hatho Se Apna Chehra Chupa Leti Hai, Lekin Kallu Tabhi Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Me Apna Lund Pel Deta Hai Itna Der Se Kareena Kapoor Ki Harkat Dekh Dekh Ke Kallu Ka Lund Kisi Loha Saliya Ki Tarah Sakt Ho Chuka Tha Aur Kallu Ek Baar Me Hi Apna 10 Inch Lamba Aur 5 Inch Mota Lund Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Me Daal Diya.

Kareena Ki Chikh Nikal Gayi Aur Wo Apna Hath Se Chehra Ko Chhupana Chhod Ke Apna Chut Masalne Lagti Hai. Kareena Ki Chut Puri Tarah Se Gili Thi Aur Kallu Ke Achanak Hamle Ke Liye Wo Tayyar Nahi Thi,
Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ko Khada Karke Hi Ushke Dono Hatho Ko Pichhe Se Pakda Hua Tha Aur Pichhe Se Hi Khada Karke Chod Raha Tha.
Ab Wo Anjaan Aadmi Kareena Kapoor Ke Set Pehi Kaam Karta Tha Ushka Naam Birju Tha Wo Kareena Kapoor Ko Hamesha Camera Me Kaid Krta Tha Film Ke Shooting Me Ushki Umar Lagbhag 50 Saal Ka Hoga Aur Wo Sirf Camera Man Hi Nahi Tha Thoda Bahat Video Editing Bhi Janta Tha, Aaj Wo Gaon Me Ghumne Nikla Tha Aur Sarab Pi Ke Maze Krne Ke Mood Me Tha.

Lekin Ushe Bharosha Nahi Ho Raha Tha Ki Jisse Wo Har Din Camera Me Pure Kapde Me Dekhta Tha Aaj Wo Ushke Samne Nangi Khadi Chud Rahi Thi Aur Ushhe Jyada Ushe Yakeen Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha Ki Thodi Der Pehle Wo Kareena Kapoor Khan Ka Chut Ko Chata Tha Aur Gaand Me Ek Jordar Thapad Lagaya Tha.

Birju Apne Kismat Pe Yakeen Nahi Kr Paa Raha Tha Koi Budhha Aadmi Ek Bollywood Ki Heroine Ke Bich Raste Me Kutiya Ki Tarah Chod Raha Tha.

Birju... Madam Ye Budhha Apka Bang Kr Ke Blackmail to Nahi Kr Raha Hai Na, Me Janta Hu Ye Budhha Apko Blackmail Kr Ke Hi Chod Sakta Hai, Ye Gaon Ke Gawar Anpadh Log Bang Hi Kr Sakte Hai.

Kallu Ko Ish Baat Se Aur Maza Aane Laga Ushe Kareena Kapoor Ko Jalleel Karne Ka Ek Aur Mauka Mil Gaya Tha.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ke Pichhe Se God Me Utha Leta Hai Jisse Kareena Kapoor Ka Chut Puri Tarah Se Khuli Huyi Thi Aur Ushme Ek Kala Mota Lund Gussa Hua Tha Aur Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Se Pani Ki Dhara Nikal Rahi Thi.

Kareena... Nahi Maalik Mujhe Maaf Kar Dijiye,eshe Jaalil Mat Kijiye Mere Izzat Ka v To Sochiye.

Kallu... Chup Chhinaal Ye Bewda Mujhe Rapist Bol Raha Tha Tab to Kuchh Nahi Boli Tu Raand Ab Jab Tu Meri Izzat Ke Barey Me Nahi Sochi to Meri Izzat Ke Baare Me Kyu Sochu.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ko Godh Me Uthaye Bilkul Birju Ke Muh Ke Samne Aajta Hai, Tab Kareena Kapoor Ka Pura Chut Birju Ke Aankho Ke Samne Nangi Khuli Chud Rahi Thi,aur Kallu Chodte Huye Wo Birju Se Kehta Hai... "saale Tujhe Lag Raha Hai Me Ish Chhinaal Ka Bang Kar Raha Hu Ishke Chut Ka Nazara Dekh Ek Baar Kya Lagta Hai, Ye Chhinal Har Baar Mere Lund Ke Upar Jhadti Rehti Hai, Ishe Chahiye to Sirf Mera Lund, Ye Koi Heroine Nahi Meri Kutiya Hai"
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ko Aur Jor Se Uchhal Uchhal Ke Chodta Hai, Kareena, Kallu Ki Paltu Kutiya Ban Chuki Thi Lekin Ab Bhi Ushke Ander Ka Heroine Nahi Khatam Huya Tha, Wo Birju Se Kehti Hai "mujhe Mat Dekho Please"

Kallu, Kareena Ko Chodte Huye Kehta Hai "ish Raand Ko Ishke Pati Ka Lund Kaafi Nahi Padta Ishiliye Meri Kutiya Ban Gayi Hai"
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu Apna Lund Pura Bahar Khinch Leta Hai Sirf Ushka Topa Chut Ke Ander Tha Fir Kallu Ek Jordar Dhakka Lagata Hai Aur Pura Lund Chut Me Sama Jata Hai, Aur Kareena Kapoor Chhharrrr Karke Mut Nikal Deti Hai Jo Sidha Birju Ke Muh Ke Upar Girta Hai.
Birju Ke Liye Ye Sab Baht Jyada Ho Gya Tha Wo Apna Lund Nikal Leta Hai Aur Hilane Lagta Hai, Ushka Lund Kallu Ke Lund Ke Jitna Bada to Nahi Tha Lekin Ek Average Size Ka 7 Inch Ka Tha, Kallu Ye Dekhke Hasne Lagta Hai, Aur Birju Se Kehta Hai... " Saale Muth to Bache Marte Hai Mard Chodte Hai"
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ko Aur Jor Se Apne Lund Me Uchhal Ne Lagta Hai.

Kareena Ab Jadne Ke Bahat Kareeb Thi, Kareena Kapoor Ka Chut Achanak Se Tight Hone Lagti Hai Aur Kallu Ko Samajh Me Aajata Hai Ki Wo Jhadne Wali Hai, Kallu Apna Raftar Aur Tez Kar Deta Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor"ahhhhhhh Maaallllikkkkk Ahhhhhhh" Karte Huye Wapas Birju Ke Muh Ke Upar Hi Jhad Jaati Hai.

Aur Birju v Kareena Kapoor Ka Jhadna Dekh Ke Jhad Jaata Hai. Kareena Kapoor Ab Charam Sukh Me Baad Behoshi Ke Halat Me Chali Jaati Hai, Kallu Ab Kareena Kapoor Ko Godh Se Niche Utar Deta Hai Aur Kutiya Bana Ke Chodne Lagta Hai Aur Birju Ki Aor Dekhta Hai Jo Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Ka Paani Se Nahaya Hua Abhi Bhi Apne Aankhon Pe Yaaken Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ko Chodte Huye Kareena Kapoor Ke Gaand Pe Ek Thappad Lagata Hai... "chattaaak"... Aur Kehta Hai... "randi Sirf Chudti Hi Rahegi Kya Chal Ab Apne Haathon Ka v Ishtemaal Kar Aur Birju Ka Lund Ko Khada Kar Teri Wajah Se Bichare Ka Lund Jhul Raha Hai"

Kareena Kisi Paltu Kutiya Ki Tarah Birju Ka Lund Apne Haathon Me Liye Hilane Lagti Hai Jo Pura Virya Se Chamak Raha Tha Birju Ko Yaaken Nahi Ho Raha Tha Ki Bollywood Ki Heroine Kareena Kapoor Khan Ushka Lund Khada Karne Me Ushki Madat Kar Rahi Hai.

Avi Kareena Kapoor Pichhe Se Kallu Ka Lund Apne Chut Me Le Rahi Thi Aur Apne Ek Haath Se Birju Ka Lund Hila Rahi Thi, Birju Ish Sab Ka Maza Lete Huye Apna Aankh Band Kar Leta Hai, Aankh Band Karke Wo Kareena Kapoor Ki Chudne Ki Kach Kach Awaj Aur Kareena Kapoor Ki Aahhhh Uhhhhhh Aaaunchhh Ki Aawaz Sun Raha Tha...

Tabhi Kallu, Birju Se Kehta Hai"sun Be Tujhe v Ish Kutiya Ko Chodne Dunga Lekin Tujhe Mere Liye Kuchh Karna Hoga"

Birju Hosh Me Aajata Hai Woh Kareena Kapoor Ko Chodne Ke Liye Kuchh v Kar Sakta Tha Wo Kallu Se Kehta Hai.
"bade Bhai Ish Raand Ko Bahat Gaand Hilate Dikha Hu Set Pe Apne Aankhon Ke Samne Hote Huye v Kabhi Chhu Nahi Paya Aaj Apke Wajah Se Ish Raand Ka Asli Chehra Samne Aaya Hai. Bahat Badi Heroine Banti Hai Ishe Chodne Ke Liye Kuchh v Kar Sakta Hu Aap Bas Bolo"

Kallu Ke Chehre Pe Ek Ghinoni Mushkaan Aajata Hai Ushka Plan Ab Charam Pe Aachuka Tha, Ab Aagey Dekhte Hai Kallu Ka Kya Plan Hai Janne Ke Liye Jude Rahiye and Keep Supporting My Story.

Kareena Kapoor Ab Birju Ka Lund Hath Me Leke Hila Rahi Thi Aur Pichhe Se Kallu Apna Lund Kareena Ke Chut Me Pel Raha Tha. Kareena Kapoor Ki Aahein Pure Jagah Gunj Rahi Thi Udhar Birju Jhadne Ke Bahat Karib Tha Tabhi Kallu, Birju Se Kehta Hai
"tu Aaj Se Ish Randi Ka Achhe Se Vdo Banaega Aur Ush Vdo Ka Editing Wagera Sab Dekhega, Ek Tarah Se Aaj Se Tu Mera Aadmi, Agar Ish Sab Baato Se Tu Tayaar Hai to Ish Raand Ko Chodne Dunga, Jab Mera Man Bhar Jaaega Ish Raand Se Tu Rakh Lena Ishe"
Ye Kehke Kallu Hasne Lagta Hai...

Kallu Ki Baat Sun Ke Birju Pagal Hi Ho Jata Hai Jish Raani Ko Wo Hamesha Apne Camera Me Kaid Krta Tha Aaj Ushe Apna Personal Raand Banane Ka Mauka Mila Tha Birju Ko, Birju Kehta Hai
"bade Bhai Me Aapke Sarey Shart Pe Raazi Hu, Aaj Se Me Aapka Aadmi Hu, Ishe Apni Rakhel Banane Ke Liye Me Kuchh v Kr Sakta Hu. Aap Bas Hukum Karo"

Kallu Ko Yehi to Chahiye Tha Ki Ab Wo Kareena Kapoor Ko Beizaat Krne Ka Alag Hi Plan Chal Raha Tha Kallu Ke Dimag Me.
Kallu... Lekin Jab Tak Me Ish Randi Ka Maza Achhe Se Na Lelu Tab Tak Tu Mera Kaam Karega Bina Koi Sawal Kiye Aur Tab Tak Ish Raand Ko Mere Izzat Ke Wager Nahi Chodna.

Kallu Ki Ye Baat Sunke Birju Turant Hi Razi Ho Jata Hai, Aur Itne Me Hi Wo Apna Virya Ki Pichkari Kareena Kapoor Ke Chehre Pe Chhod Deta Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aaraha Tha Kallu Aaj Ushe Kisi Aur Mard Ko Dene Ki Baat Kr Raha Tha Wo v Ushke Samne, Lekin Kareena Kapoor, Kallu Se Chudne Me Itni Zyada Aanand Le Rahi Thi Ki Ushke Dimag Me Kuchh Gush Nahi Raha Tha. Kallu Ab Puri Tarah Se Kareena Ke Dimag Pe Raaz Kr Raha Tha, Maano Kareena Kapoor Ki Dimag Ko Hi Wo Chut Bana Diya Tha Aur Kallu Apne 10 Inch Lamba Lund Se Kareena Kapoor Ke Dimag Ko Chod Raha Tha.

Kallu Ki Jabardast Chudayi Se Kareena Kapoor Ab Jhadne Ke Bahat Kareeb Thi Lekin Tabhi Kallu Apna Lund Bahar Khinch Leta Hai, Kareena Kapoor Kisi Machli Ki Tarah Tadapne Lagti Hai Aur Kehti Hai... "maalik Me Mar Jaaungi Aapke Lund Ke Bina"
Apne Dono Hatho Se Kareena Kapoor Apna Chut Ko Khol Deti Hai Aur Kehti Hai "maalik Please Apne Chhinaal Kutiya Pe Rehem Kijiye"

Birju Ye Sab Dekh Ke Pagal Sa Ho Raha Tha Lekin Birju Ab Tak 3 Baar Jhad Chuka Tha Aur Wo Kallu Jaisa Hawasi Bhediya Nahi Tha Ishiliye Ushka Lund Khada Nahi Hua Tha Lekin Kallu, Kareena Ki Halat Eshi Kr Dena Chahta Tha Ki Wo Agar Bhari Dopehar Me Khule Bazaar Me Kareena Ko Chode Tab v Wo Bina Koi Hichkichahat Se Kallu Se Chud Jaaye.

Kallu Apna Ek Ungli Se Kareena Kapoor Ki Chut Me Dal Deta Hai Aur Ragadne Lagta Hai Aur Kehta Hai.
"randi Agar Itna Hi Aag Lagi Hai to Ja Apne Bhadwe Pati Ke Pass, Arey Me to Vul Hi Gaya Tha Wo Tere Chut Ki Aag Ko Bujha Hi Nahi Pata, Ishiliye to Tu Chhinaal Biwi Ban Gayi Hai"

Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Ki Chut Ko Ek Chimti Re Jor Se Pinch Kr Deta Hai, Kareena Kapoor Jor Se Apne Chut Se Mut Ki Dhara Chhod Deti Hai, Kallu Ka Ek Ungli Avi v Kareena Ke Chut Me Tha Ishiliye Kallu Ke Haath Pe Hi Kareena Kapoor Ka Mut Gir Ke Pura Haath Gila Kr Deti Hai.

Kallu Wo Hi Gila Hath Leke Kareena Ke Muh Me Ghusa Deta Hai Kareena Kapoor Kisi Icecream Ke Jaise Apne Hi Mut Ko Kallu Ke Hath Se Chat Ke Saaf Kr Rahi Thi.

Kareena Kapoor Ke Muh Pe Pehle Se Hi Birju Ki Virya Chipka Hua Tha Aur Upar Se Wo Apna Mut Chat Rahi Thi.
Ye Nazara Kisi Namard Ka Bhi Lund Khada Kr De Birju Ka Lund Wapas Khada Ho Jata Hai.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Aur Zaleel Karna Chahta Tha Wo Apna Gaand Kareena Kapoor Ke Samne Le Aata Hai, Kareena Kapoor Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aaraha Tha Tavi Kallu, Kareena Se Kehta Hai
"dekh Kya Rahi Hai Kutiya Chat Mere Gaand Ko"

Kareena Aaj Tak Esha Kuchh Nahi Ki Thi Ushe Samajh Nahi Aarha Tha Ki Kya Kare
Kareena Hichkichate Huye Kehti Hai
"maalik Wo Me Kese Ye Chat Sakti Hu"
Kallu Ko Itna Jyada Gussa Aata Hai Ki Wo Ghum Ke Kareena Ka Baal Khinch Deta Hai Aur Kareena Ke Muh Pe Thuk Deta Hai
Kallu... "saali Chhinaal Naatak Kr Rahi Hai Agar Gaand Nahi Chati to Vul Jaa Ki Tere Chut Me Mera Lund Kavi Ghusega, Agar Mera Lund Chahiye to Jo Bolu Bina Koi Sawal Kiye Kar Diya Kr"

Kareena Kapoor Ab Apni Aukat Samajh Gayi Thi Tavi Kallu Wapas Apna Gaand Kareena Ke Samne Le Aata Hai to Kareena Kapoor Bina Koi Hichkichat Se Kallu Ka Gaand Chatne Lagti Hai.

Kallu, Birju Se Kehta Hai Jo Avi v Kareena Kapoor Kya Ye Roop Dekh Ke Pagal Sa Ho Gaya Tha.
"birju Dekh Kya Raha Hai Ye Raand Mere Lund Se Chudne Ke Liye Kuchh v Karegi, Tu Ishka Vdo Utar Ab Jo Karne Me Tu Mahir Hai"
Birju Hosh Me Aata Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Vdo Banana Chalu Kr Deta Hai Apne Mobile Se Hi.
Kallu... Arey Birju Wo Bada Wala Camera Me Kr Na Achhe Se Vdo Banta Hai Usme, Ish Chhinaal Ka Pura Fim Banana Hai Mujhe.
Birju... Bade Bhai Wo Camera Aur Ushka Reel Bahat Mehnga Aata Hai Mere Pass Itna Paisa Kaha Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Avi v Kallu Ka Gaand Chat Rahi Thi, Tavi Kallu Maza Lete Huye Kehta Hai... "to Ye Raand Ke Pass Bahat Paisa Hai Ab Ye Khud Apne Film Ke Liye Paisa Nahi Degi Kya,"
Kallu, Kareena Ko Puchhta Hai... "bol Na Kutiya Tere Aur Mere Film Ke Liye Jo Kharcha Hoga Ushka Paisa Nahi Degi Kya Tu"

Kareena Kapoor, Kallu Ka Gaand Chat Te Huye Kehti Hai... " Maalik Aapka Aur Mera Film Ke Liye Me Apna Sara Paisa Laga Dungi, Me Aapki Kutiya Jo Hu, Apko Khush Krna Mera Kaam Hai. Aap Bas Mujhe Eshe Hi Pyar Krte Rahiye. Paisa Ka Koi Tension Nahi Hai Mere Pass Bahat Hai"

Birju Kareena Kapoor Ka Ye Baat Sunke Bolta Hai... "to Madam Aap Avi Online Shopping Se Manga Dijiye Kal Tak to Aa Jayega Yaha Thoda Delivery Charges Jyada Lagega"

Kallu... "arey Ye Madam Nahi Kareena Raand Hai Aaj Se Yehi Ish Raand Ka Naam Hai" Kehte Huye Birju Ko Aankh Maar Deta Hai.

Kallu... "raand Ab Kutiya Jaisa Gaand Chatna Chhod Aur Mobile Se Wo Bada Wala Camera Order Kar"

Kareena Turant Hi Gaand Chatna Band Kr Deti Hai Aur Apna Mobile Lene Ke Liye Gaadi Ke Pass Jaati Hai.

Pichhe Se Kallu Aur Birju Dono Kareena Kapoor Ki Nangi Gaand Dekh Rahi the Jo Ek Ek Kadam Lete Hi Ushke Bade Bade Chutad Thirak Rahe The.

Kallu, Birju Se Kehta Hai "tu Dekhta Ja Birju Ishe Me Gaon Me Kese Nanga Ghumaunga Aur Pure Gaon Se Chudwaunga, Jo Ye Bade Ghar Ki Aurat Bani Hai Na Ishe Me 2 Kauda Ka Raand Bana Dunga"
Birju... "bade Bhai Bas Me v Ishe Chod Ke Apna Kasar Pura Kr Li, Bahat Tadapaya Hai Ishne Mujhe"

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ke Sath Aage Kya Krta Hai Janne Ke Liye Jude Rahe...

Kareena Kapoor Gaand Matkate Huye Jakey Apna Mobile Lene Jaati Hai Aur Idhar Birju, Kallu Ko Request Krta Hai Taki Ushe Kareena Kapoor Ka Sharir Ka Maza Mil Sakey, Ab Aggey...

Kareena Kapoor Apna Mobile Leke Aati Hai Aur Kallu Ko Mobile Deti Hai. Kareena Kapoor Ka Phone Ka Wallpaper Ushke Bachhe 'taimur' Ka Photo Tha,
Kallu Man Hi Man Me Sochta Hai "ish Randi Ke Ander Ki Maa Abhi Tak Mari Nahi Hai, Ish Raand Ko Puri Tarah Se Randi Banane Ke Liye Ishke Ander Ki Maa Ko Khatam Krna Hoga, Tujhe(kareena) to Tere Bete Ke Samne Chodunga, Wo Waha Rota Rahega Aur Tu Yaha Mere Lund Leti Rahegi, Arey Mera Kya Tujhe to Ab Kai Mardo Ka Lund Lena Hai" Ye Sochte Huye Kallu Mushkurata Hai.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Se Kehta Hai "chhinaal Mujhe Kaha Pata Hai Online Me Kese Kharidte Hai, Tu Hi Apne Mobile Se Kharid Ek Achha Wala Camera Aur Reel Fir Mujhe v Kuchh Karidna Hai"

Kareena Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aarha Tha Ki Kallu Ka Kya Kharidari Karna Chahta Hai.
Kareena... "maalik Aap Kya Kharidna Chahte Hai"

Kallu... "arey Raand Khuch Gehne Aur Kapde Karidunga Tere Liye Eshe Nanga Tu Ghumti Rehti Hai, Mujhe Achha Nahi Lagta Meri Randi Eshe Hi Nanga Ghuma Kare"

Kallu Ke Muh Se Eshi Baatein Sun Kar Kareena Ke Aankho Me Paani Bhar Gayi.

Kareena... Maalik Aap Mujhse Itna Pyaar Krte Hai.

Ye Kehte Huye Kareena Kapoor, Kallu Ke Pairo Ke Pass Baith Jaati Hai Aur Kallu Ke Gande Sarir Ko Chatne Lagti Hai Kisi Kutiya Ki Tarah.

Kallu... Arey Randi, Mere Jitne v Kutiya Hai Un Sab Se Badi Kutiya Hai Tu. Tujhe to Agal Tarah Se Training Dunga Me. Chal Ab Shopping Karte Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Apne Phone Se Ek Achha Sa Dslr Ka Camera Karidti Hai Aur Bahat Sara Vdo Reel Kharidti Hai.
Phir Wo Apna Phone Leke Kallu Ke Deti Hai.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ka Phone Leke Kehta Hai...
"arey Raand Wo Kya Hota Hai,jaha Koi v Illegal Cheez Mil Jaati Hai. "

Kareena Kapoor Ko Kuchh v Samajh Me Nahi Aarha Tha Wo Bolti Hai... "ek Hi Jagah Hai Maalik Jahan Har Illegal Cheez Mil Jaati Hai, Wo Hai Dark Web... "

Kallu... to Khol Ke De Na, Thoda Dekhu to Kitna Illegal Cheez Milta Hai Waha Se.
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Ke Bade Bade Boobs Ko Daba Deta Hai Aur Man Me Hi Kehta Hai. "tu Dekhti Ja Kutiya Kese Tere Pet Mai, Me Bachha Dalta Hu Jiska Baap Ka Pata Tujhe v Nahi Hoga, Jaise Randi Ko Pata Nahi Hota Apne Bachhe Ke Barey Me"

Kareena Kapoor, Hawas Me Pagal Thi to Ushe Bas Kallu Se Chudna Tha, Kallu Ushe Adha Chod Ke Chhod Jo Diya Tha.

Kareena Dark Web Khol Ke Kallu Ko Deti Hai, Dark Web Me Enter Krne Ke Liye Kareena Kapoor Ne 10,000 Rupaye Ka Payment Kiya Aur Ek New Password Aur Usher Name v Banaya.

Kareena Kapoor Apna Mobile Kallu Ko Dete Huye Kehti Hai...
Maalik Apke Pyar Ki Wajah Se Me Kya Kya Nahi Kr Rahi Hu,aaj Illegal Kaam v Kr Rahi Hu, Ye Lijiye Username Aur Password Dark Web Ka, Ishme Mera Credit Card Already Save Hai Aur Mera Credit Card Ka Pin Hai Xxxx, Jisse Aap Jab Chahe Tab Mere Account Se Paisa Nikal Ke Kuchh v Karid Sakte Hai, Me Ush Sab Ka Payment Karungi, Aap Bas Mere Chut Ko Chodte Rahiye.

Ye Kehte Huye Kareena Kapoor Apna Chut Ko Apne Dono Ungliyon Se Khol Deti Hai, Aur Kallu Ka Lund Muh Me Le Leti Hai Aur Ek Achhi Raand Ki Tarah Kallu Ko Blowjob Deti Hai.

(kallu Ab Kareena Kapoor Ke Paiso Par Apna Hath Daal Chuka Tha Wo Kareena Kapoor Ka Sarir Ka to Maza Le Hi Raha Tha Ab Ushka Paiso Ka v Maza Lega. )

Birju Man Me Soch Raha Tha...
"kya Kismat Hai Ye 60 Saal Ke Budhhe Ki Kareena Kapoor Khan Ko Chod Raha Hai Aur Ab Ushke Paiso Par Hi Aish Kr Raha Hai, Pata Nahi Kareena Kapoor Ko Ish Budhhe Me Kya Dikh Raha Hai, Jo Ushke Pati Aur Boyfriends Ke Pass Nahi Hai. "

Kallu Ab Dark Web Jaake Bahat Sara Sex Toys Kharidta Hai, Aur Bahat Sara Bondage Toys Bhi Kharidta Hai,aur Ek Sex Drug Dekhta Jo Bahat Jyada Mehnga Hota Hai, Kareeb 1lakh Ka Tha Wo Dabai. Ush Dawai Ke Pass Description Me Kuchh English Me Likha Tha, Kallu Tha to Unpadh Tabhi Wo Kareena Kapoor Ka Baal Pakad Leta Hai Aur Apna Lund Bahar Nikal Leta Hai.

Kareena... Lekin Maaallllikkkkk

Kallu... Le Mera Mut Pee, Mera Virya Itna Jaldi Nahi Nikal Sakti Tu Mujhe Ek Kuwari Chhed Chahiye Jaldi Jhadne Ke Liye.

Ye Kehte Huye Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ke Upar Hi Mutna Chalu Kr Deta Hai Aur Kareena, Kallu Ka Mut Eshe Pi Rahi Thi Aur Apne Sarir Pe Faila Rahi Thi Maano Ye Mut Nahi Gangajal Ho.

Birju Pehli Baar Esha Kuchh Dekh Raha Tha Koi Aurat Kisi Mard Ka Mut Itne Maze Se Pi Rahi Hai Aur Naha v Rahi Hai.

Kallu... Dekh Raha Hai Birju Ish Raand Ko Mera Mut Pine Ke Liye Mari Jaa Rahi Hai, Tu Ab Jaa Birju Tera Kaam Kal Se Suru Hoga Jab Wo Camera Aajaaega Aur Yaad Rahe Ish Raand Ki Asliyat Sirf Tere Aur Mere Bich Me Rahegi Warna Vul Ja Ki Ye Randi Kavi Tere Lund Pe Kudegi.

Birju... Bade Bhai Aaj Se Aap Mere Boss Ho Apka Hukum Sar Aankhon Par. Me Ghar Jaata Hu Kal Ka Plan Aap Mujhe Phone Pe Batana.

Ye Bolte Huye Birju Waha Se Chala Jaata Hai.

Kallu Ab Apne Kaam Me Wapas Aata Hai, Wo Ek Mehangi Dawai Dekha Tha Jiska Kimat Lagbhag 1 Lakh Ki Thi Aur Ush Dawai Ka Description English Me Lekha Hua Tha. Kallu Kareena Ka Mobile Phone Ushke Samne Le Aata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
"ish Par Kya Likha Hai Padh to Jara Raand, Bhala 1 Lakh Rupaye Kis Baat Ka Le Raha Hai"

Kareena Kapoor, Puri Tarah Se Kallu Ke Mut Se Nahayi Huyi Thi Fir Wo Padhti Hai Aur Jo Likha Hua Tha Ushe Padh Ke Darr Jaati Hai.

Kallu... Bol Na Chhinaal Kya Likha Hai
Kareena... Maalik Ish Par Likha Hai Ki Agar Ye Dawai Ek Baar v Kisi Ladki Ke Chut Me Daal Diya Gaya to Ladki Ke Sarir Ke Ander Transformation Hona Chalu Ho Jaaega Wo v Hormone Level Pe, Bahat Sara Side Effect Bhi Hai. Maalik Me Ishe Apne Ander Nahi Lena Chahti Hu.

Kareena Ke Muh Se Dawai Ke Effect Ke Baare Me Sun Ke Kallu Pagal Sa Ho Gaya, Ushke Sath Esha Kuchh Pehli Baar Hone Wala Tha Ki Kisi Aurat Ke Sarir Ka Transformation Hona Hoga Wo v Ek Dawai Ke Wajah Se.

Kallu Turant Hi Kareena Kapoor Ko Jameen Pe Hi Leta Deta Hai Aur Ushke Geela Chut Me Apna Lund Daal Deta Hai Aur Aram Aram Se Dhakka Dena Chalu Krta Hai, Gaon Ke Bich Sadak Pe Aaj Kareena Kiisi Kutiya Ki Tarah Chud Rahi Thi.
Kareena Kapoor Ka Chut Ab Kallu Ka Lund Le Le Kar Puri Tarah Se Khul Gayi Thi, Ushke Chut Ka Ander Ka Hissa Hi Kallu Ke Lund Ka Aakar Le Chuka Hai, Ab Kareena Kapoor Ko Chudte Waqt Sirf Maza Aarha Tha, Kallu Ko v Kareena Ko Kaise Jaldi Jhadana Hai Wo Tarika v Pata Chal Gya Tha.

Kuchh Dhakka Dete Hi Kareena Jhadne Ke Karib Pahanch Jaati Hai.
Kallu Avi Tak Kareena Kapoor Ko Jhadne Nahi Diya Tha Lekin Ab Wo Kareena Kapoor Ko Jhadne Deta Hai.

Kallu Apna Raftar Tez Kar Deta Hai Aur Jor Jor Se Dhakke Lagane Lagta Hai. Aaj Kallu Ke Ander Alag Hi Josh Tha.
Kuchh Dhakko Ke Sath Kareena Ka Sarir Pura Kaampne Lagta Hai Aur Ushka Chut Tight Hi Jaati Hai Aur Kareena Puri Tarah Se Kallu Se Lipat Jaati Hai.
Kallu Ko Samajh Me Aagya Tha Ki Kareena Kisi v Waqt Ab Jhad Sakti Hai, Pura Gaon so Chuka Tha Lekin Kuchh Ghar Ke Log Jaage Huye the Unhe Pata Chal Chuka Tha Ki Koi Bahar Kisi Ki Achhe Se Chudayi Kr Raha Hai.
Kyu Ki Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Ki Kach Kach Ka Madhur Awaz Aur Kareena Kapoor Ka Siskiya Pura Gaon Gunj Raha Tha.
Kareena Jor Se Chikh Padti Hai... Ahhhhhhh Maaallllikkkkk, Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmccccccccuuuuummmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnmnmgggggggg.
Bol Ke Kallu Ka Lund Apne Chut Me Lete Huye Hi Jhad Jaati Hai.

Tavi Kallu, Kareena Ka Bade Pyar Se Smooch Krta Hai Kareena Kapoor Jhadne Ke Baad Kisi Randi Ki Tarah Apna Pairo Ko Failaye Padi Rehti Hai Aur Kallu Ko Smooch Karti Rehti Hai.

Tavi Kallu Apna Agla Chal Chalta Hai... "jaaneman Mujhe Tujhme Wo Dawai Ka Asar Dekhna Hai, Patanahi Ab Kitna Din Bacha Hai Mere Zindagi Ka, Lekin Ishi Zindagi Me Sab Kuchh Karna Chahta Hu, Tu Mera Ek Lauta Pyaar Hai Mujhe Bas Tere Ander Ush Dawai Ka Ek Baar Istemal Karna Hai, Bolna Meri Raani Karegi Na Mere Liye"

Ye Emotional Jaal Kareena Ke Liye Kafi Tha Wo Raand to Kallu Se Pyar Karti Thi Ushe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Dawai Ka Asar Hormone Level Pe Kya Transformation Karne Wala Hai, Lekin Apne Pyar Ke Khatir Kareena Kapoor Maan Jaati Hai.

Kareena... Please Maalik Aisha Mat Boliye, Meri Umar Aapko Lag Jaaye , Aap Chahte Hai Wo Dawai Me Lu to Lungi Wo Dawai Mere Chut Me, Aapko Kush Karne Ke Liye Me Kuchh v Kar Sakti Hu.

Kallu, Kareena Kapoor Ki Baat Sun Ke Bahat Khush Hota Hai, Wo Apna Lund Wapas Kareena Ke Chut Me Pel Deta Hai, Kallu Itna Khush Tha Ki Ab Wo Actual Me Ek Sex Drug Ko Hormone Level Pe Kaam Krte Huye Kareena Kapoor Ke Upar Ushka Testing Karega.

Kallu Pagal Ki Tarah Kareena Kapoor Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Kallu. Ahhh Raand... Meri Jaaneman Tune Mera Dil Khush Kr Diya.

Kareena... Ahhhhh Maalik Mujhse Kabhi Dur Mat Jaaiyegaa, Apni Paltu Kutiya Bana Ke Rakhna Ahhhhhhh...

Kallu Ke Dakko Se Ab Kareena Kapoor Ko Bahat Maza Aane Laga Tha, Kareena Pure Chudayi Ka Maza Lete Huye Sishkiya Leti Rehti Hai.

"ahhhhh Uffffff... Maaallllikkkkk... Shhhhhh... Maalik"

Gaon Ke Bich Raste Me Kallu, Kareena Ko Chod Raha Tha Aur Kareena v Kisi Randi Ki Tarah Chikh Chikh Ke Apna Charam Sukh Ka Aanand Le Rahi Thi, Tabhi Kallu Bhi Apna Raftar Tez Kr Deta Hai Aur Kareena Kapoor Ke Chut Hi Jhad Jaata Hai.
Ushe Kareena Ko Beijat Karne Me Bada Maza Aarha Tha, Ye Ushke Jinti Bhi Rakhel Thi Un Sab Se Alag Thi.

Kallu Jhadne Ke Baad Kareena Se Alag Ho Jaata Hai Aur Mobile Nikal Ke Time Dekhta Hai Raat Ke 01:00 Baj Chuka Tha Pura Gaon so Chuka Tha to Kallu, Kareena Se Kehta Hai
" Chal Aaj Ke Liye Itna Kaafi Hai Kal Se Tera Training Chalu, Kal Mere Sarey Aujaar Aajaenge Aur Wo Dawai v Kal Se Tu Meri Achhi Kutiya Banegi"

Kallu,aur Kareena Bese Hi Nange Gaadi Me Jaate Hai Kareena Kapoor Chudayi Se Itna Thak Chuki Thi Ki Wo Kallu Ke Godh Me Hi so Gayi.

Aur Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kareena Kapoor Ko Kallu Apne Ghar Pe Le Aata Hai, Kareena Avi v Nangi Thi Aur Bahat Thak Gyi Thi Chudayi Se. Kallu, Kareena Ko Godh Me Utha Kr Apne Jhopde Me Le Jata Hai Aur Kareena Ko Jameen Pe Hi Sula Deta Hai, Kareena Kapoor, Kallu Se Lipad Ke so Jaati Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Subah Subah Uth Jaati Hai Kyu Ki Ushe Pata Tha Ki Jyada Late Hogi Room Pahunchne Tak to Bahat Problem Ho Jaaega, Kareena Kapoor Jab Uthti Hai Tab Kallu Pura Nanga Soya Hua Tha Aur Ushka Lund Pura Khada Tha.
Kareena Kapoor Man Hi Man Sochti Hai...
"ye Kala Lund Hamesha Hi Khada Rehta Hai, Saif Ka to Mano Ab Khada Hi Nahi Hota Kitna Mehnat Krna Padta Hai Saif Ka Khada Krne Ke Liye. Sirf Naam Ka Nawab Hai Mere Maalik to Sach Me Raaja Hai"

Kareena Kapoor Jaldi Se Apna Kapda Pehenti Hai Aur Jaldi Se Apne Car Me Baith Ke Nikal Jaati Hai Tabhi Kareena Ki Nazar Hariya Ke Taraf Ke Jhopde Ke Taraf Jaati Hai Jahan
Nushrat Baithi Hariya Ka Mut Pi Rahi Thi.

Hariya Ki Nazar Kareena Se Milti Hai to Wo Man Hi Sochta Hai
"bahat Jald Tu Bhi Eshe Hi Mera Subah Ka Pehla Mut Piyegi, Kallu to Tujhe Chod Hi Raha Hai Jab Me Chodunga Tab Tujhe Apne Bhaiso Ke Saath Rakhunga Aur Mera Saand Se Tera Bur Chudwaunga"
Ye Sochte Huye Hariya, Kareena Kapoor Ko Aankh Maar Deta Hai.
(sach Me Kareena Ke Kismat Me Aur Kya Kya Hona Baaki Hai, Ye Ushe Bilkul Pata Nahi Hai. )
Ab Nushrat Sirf Kallu Ki Rakhel Nahi Thi Ab Wo Kallu Ke Dosto Ki Bhi Rakhel Thi, Wo Log Ushe Roj Chodte The. Ushke Chut Me Apna Gadha Virya Daal Ke Ushko Apne Bachhe Ki Maa Bana Diye The.

Kareena, Hariya Se Apna Muh Mod Leti Hai Lekin Pata Nahi Kareena Kapoor Ko Kya Hota Hai Wo Wapas Nushrat Ke Taraf Dekhne Ke Liye Mudti Hai to Wo Dekhti Hai Hariya Ke Jhopde Se 4 Aur Kaale Mard Nikalte Hai Aur Wo Bhi Nange.

Kareena Kapoor Ye Dekh Ke Darr Jaati Hai Aur Turant Hi Apna Car Me Baith Ke Waha Se Nikal Jaati Hai. Ushke Dimag Me Sirf Ek Hi Cheez Chal Raha Tha...
"nushrat Pura Raat 5 Mardo Ke Sath Bitayi Hai, Wo Log to Pura Janwar Dikh Rahe The, Raat Bhar Nushrat Kaise Sambhali Hogi Unsab Ko, Mere Se to Ek Sambhalta Nahi Hai'

Kareena Kapoor, Nushrat Ke Gandbang Ke Barey Me Sochte Huye Apna Panty Pura Gila Kr Deti Hai.

Kareena Kapoor Ab Gangbang Ko Leke Fantasize Ho Rahi Thi Lekin Ushe Kya Pata Thi Jo Haal Aaj Nushrat Ka Hai Wohi Haal Aagey Ushki v Hogi.
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