Episode 19
Kareena Ab Pura Behoshi Ke Halat Me Thi Nach Nach Ke Pura Badan Pasina Se Lat Pat Tha, Kulle Me Hawa to Chal Rahi Thi Lekin Kareena Ki Badan Ki Garmi Thanda Nahi Ho Rahi Thi.
Ab Kareena Kapoor Khan Bollywood Ki Raani Se Randiyo Ki Raani Banne Wali Hai. Kallu Ne Ushke Dimag Ka Sath Aisha Khela Tha Ki Ab Wo Chudayi Ke Liye Apne Bachhe Ko Bhi Marne Ke Liye Tayar Ho Gayi Thi.
Kareena Lapak Lapak Ke Sabka Lund Le Rahi Thi. Tabhi Ek Bhikhari Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Pichhe Aajata Hai Aur Apna Lund Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Chutad Pe Ghusne Lagta Hai.
Kareena... Nahi Gaand Nahi Wo Mere Maalik Ke Liye Hai Tum Mera Chut Chod Sakte Ho.
Ye Kehte Huye Kareena Apni Chut Faila Deti Hai.
Wo Bhikhari Turant Hi Apna Lund Kareena Ke Gile Chut Me Pel Deta Hai.
Bhikhari... Kitna Garam Aur Gila Hai Ahhhhhhh Ish Raand Ka Chut to Pura Mere Lund Ko Nigal Raha Hai Aur Chhodne Ko Raazi Nahi Hai.
Ye Kehta Hua Wo Kareena Ke Bade Bade Chutad Pe Thappad Lagana Chalu Kr Deta Hai.
"chhhhhattttaaaaak Chhhhhhhatttttttaaaakkkk"
Ki Awaj Pure Jagah Pe Gunzne Lagta Hai.
Kareena... Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Krke Chudayi Ka Maza Le Rahi Thi
Wohi Kallu Saif Ke Pass Jata Hai... Hijde Sun Paa Raha Hai Tere Biwi Ki Sishkiyo Ki Awaz, Aur Ushke Chut Se Nikalti Madhur Kach Kach Ki Awaz, Teri Chhinaal Biwi Ki Chut Keh Rahi Hai Ki Ushe Kitna Maza Aarha Hai. Ye Mela Tere Biwi Ka Nazayaz Bachhe Ki Maa Banne Ke Kushi Me Rakhi Gayi Hai Aur Ab Teri Biwi Ham Sab Ka Virya Chut Me Bharke Ghumegi, Kutiya Ki Chut Ab Hamesha Paani Chhodti Rehti Hai Lagta Nahi Hai Ki Ab Tere Chhote Se Lulli Se Wo Khush Ho Sakti Hai.
Saif Hypnosis State Me Hi Sab Dekh Raha Tha Kis Tarah Ushki Biwi Ab Randi Ban Gayi Hai Lekin Ushke Dimag Me Ye Ek Sapne Ki Tarah Rahega Naki Koi Yaad Ki Tarah.
Kallu... (bhikhari Ko Isara Krte Huye) Chal Ab Kutiya Ko Yaha La Mujhe Ushki Gaand Maarni Hai.
(saif Ki Taraf Mudte Huye) Teri Biwi Ki Gaand Ka Chhed Ek Dum Kuwari Thi Jab Pehli Baar Lund Daala Tha Jaa Hi Nahi Raha Tha Bahat Royi Thi Bebo Raand Lekin Ab Kutiya Khud Gaand Hila Hila Kr Chudti Hai Mere Se.
Kareena... Chodo Mujhe Maalik Bula Rahe Hai.
Ye Sunte Hi Wo Bhikhari Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Chhed Me Apna Ek Ungli Daal Deta Hai Aur Ander Baher Karne Lagta Hai.
Bhikhari... Teri Gaand to Mast Kasi Huyi Hai Ahhhhh Jab Tera Maalik Ka Tere Gaand Se Man Bhar Jaaega Tab Hume Wo Tera Gaand De Dega Phir Ek Saath Itna Lund Ghusega Tera Gaand Me Ki Tu Ginti Bhul Jaaegi.
Ye Sunke Kareena Ek Dum Se Darr Jaati Hai Ushe Wo Raat Yaad Aajati Hai Jab Ushke Chut Me 3 Lund Ek Saath Ghusa Tha Ushka Chut Itna Suz Ke Fail Gaya Tha Ki Din Bhar Bina Panty Ki Ghumi Thi Wo.
Kareena... Chup Kr Bhikhari Mera Gaand Sirf Mere Maalik Ke Liye Hai.
Kallu... Abe Bhikhari Meri Raand Ko Jaldi Se Laake Mere Lund Par Baitha De Nahi to Chodne Ke Liye Kareena to Kya Nushrat Bhi Nahi Milegi...
Wohi Wo Bhikhari Ek Nazar Nushrat Ko Dekhta Hai Jo Apne Pairo Ko Faila Ye Ushke Bhikhari Bhaiyo Se Chud Rahi Thi.
Bhikhari Apna Lund Kareena Ke Chut Se Turant Nikal Deta Hai Aur Kareena Ko Chhod Ke Nushrat Ko Chodne Nikla Jaata Hai. Kareena Ab Kisi Kutiya Ki Tarah Apne Ghutno Par Baitha Kar Rengte Huye Kallu Ki Wor Chalne Lagti Hai Wo Vul Chuki Thi Ki Waha Ush Mele Me Har Jagah Camera Laga Hua Hai Jo Hariya Aur Birju Ne Pehle Se Hi Lagaya Tha Aur Kareena Ki Har Ek Harkat Record Ho Rahi Hai.
Kareena Apne Apne Ghutno Par Rengte Huye Kallu Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Apne Pati Ke Samne Hi Kallu Ka Lund Muh Me Le Leti Hai Aur Kisi Bhukhi Kutiya Ki Tarah Ushe Chatne Aur Chusne Lagti Hai.
Kareena... Ummmmmm Maalik Ummmmmm Apka Ye Musal Lund Hi Mere Chut Ki Pyaas Bujha Paati Hai Aur Kisike Lund Me Wo Baat Nahi Hai.
Kallu Kareena Ki Batein Sun Ke Hasne Lagta Hai. Kareena Apne Dono Stano Ke Bich Ke Kallu Ka Lund Leke Ragadne Lagti Hai. Kallu Ko Itne Maza Aarha Tha Ki Wo Ab Jhadne Ke Kareeb Pahunch Jaata Hai. Wo Turant Hi Kareena Ke Stano Ke Bich Se Apna Lund Nikal Leta Hai Aur Kareena Ko Mod Ke Khada Kr Deta Hai Jisse Kareena Ki Moti Gaand Kallu Ke Samne Aajati Hai.
Kallu Kareena Ki Patli Kamar Ko Pakad Ke Apne Lund Ke Upar Kareena Ki Gaand Tika Deta Hai Aur Lund Ko Kareena Ke Dono Bade Bade Chutad Ke Bich Ke Rakh Kar Ghisne Lagta Hai. Kallu Ka Lund Itna Bada Tha Ki Sidha Ushka Lund Ka Topa Kareena Ke Kamar Ke Pichhe Tak Pahunch Raha Tha Aur Ye Cheez Kareena Bhi Mehsoos Kr Rahi Thi.
Kareena Bhi Jhuk Kar Apne Gaand Ko Upar Niche Kr Rahi Thi
Kareena... Maalik Mera Gaand Maari Ye Naa Apke Lund Ke Liye Pata Nahi Kitno Ke Lund Ki Sawari Kr Liye Hai Mene Aaj Raat Ko. Please Kuchh Kijiye Mere Ye Mote Gaand Ko Bhi Shaant Kijiye Maalik.
Kallu Ab Kareena Ki Gaand Ke Chhed Pe Apna Lund Tika Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai... Chal Ab Khud Le Mere Lund Ko Apne Gaand Me. Chudne Ka Agar Itna Hi Shauk Hai to Khudse Chud.
Kareena Gol Gol Bade Bade Chuttad Ko Failate Huye Kallu Ke Lund Ke Uapr Baithne Lagti Hai. Kareena Itni Baar Kallu Se Chud Chuki Thi Lekin Ushka Gaand Ka Chhed Abhi Bhi Kallu Ke Lund Ke Liye Chhoti Thi Kallu Kareena Ki Kamar Ko Pakad Leta Hai Kareena Ko Pata Tha Aagey Kya Hone Wala Hai.
Kareena... Nahi Maaaliiiiiikkk Naahi Ek Baar Me Nahi Dhire Dhire Lungi Me.
Kallu Bina Koi Baat Sune Kareena Ke Gaand Me Ek Jor Ka Dhakka Deta Hai Jisse Kallu Ka Lund Ek Baar Me Hi Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Gehrai Me Ghush Jaata Hai Jisse Kareena Aur Kallu Dono Ke Muh Se Ahhhhhhh Kar Ke Chikh Nikal Jaati Hai.
Kallu... Ahhhhhhh Chhhhinnnnnnaaallllllll Tu Chinta Mat Kar Ab to Hamesha Tera Gaand Hi Chodunga Aur Tere Chut Ki Tarah Pura Khol Ke Rakh Dunga.
Kareena Kisi Chhoti Bachi Ki Tarah Tadap Rahi Thi.
Kareena... Ahhhhhhh Maaallllikkkkk Bahat Bada Hai Aapka Lund Meri Gaand Ko Pura Faad Daala Hai.
Kareena Ab Dhire Dhire Apna Gaaand Matkana Chalu Kr Deti Hai. Ye Dekh Ke Mele Me Aaye Sare Mard Aur Aurat Apni Chudayi Chhod Ke Kareena Ki Chudayi Dekhne Lagte Hai Sare Mard Kareena Ko Dekh Ke Apna Lund Hila Rahe the Aur Sare Aurat Kallu Ko Dekh Ke Apna Chut Ragad Rahi Thi Kallu Ka Lund Tha Hi Itna Mota Aur Lumba.
Randi 1... Bahat Khushnaseeb Hai Tu Chhinaal Jo Itna Tagda Lund Se Chud Rahi Hai. Kallu Ki Chudayi Ki to Me Bhi Jhel Nahi Paati Hu. Tu Kese Itna Bada Lund Ko Jhel Rahi Hai.
Kareena... (kamar Ghumate Huye) Kyu Jalan Ho Rahi Hai Huh Huh (hamfte Huye) Ye Lund Mera Hai Aur Mera Hi Rahega Ab Se.
Kallu Ye Sunte Hi Kareena Ki Kamar Pakad Leta Hai Aur Kareena Apne Dono Hatho Ko Kallu Ke Sine Ke Support Se Apna Gaand Hawame Uthake Rakhti Hai Aur Kallu Ab Niche Se Jor Jor Se Dhakke Lagane Lagta Hai.
Ab Kareena Ka Gaand Bhi Gila Ho Jaata Hai. Aur Paani Chhod Na Chalu Kr Deta Hai.
Kallu... Huh Huh Huh Aisha to Pehle Kabhi Nahi Hua Ki Kisi Ke Gaand Se Paani Nikala Ho Mene Tu Sach Me Sabse Alag He Mere Chhinaal Kutiya.
Kareena Ab Bas Hawa Me Gaand Jhulaye Kallu Ke Lund Ka Maza Le Rahi Thi.
Kareena Apna Gaand Uchhal Uchhal Kar Chudwa Rahi Thi Tabhi Kallu Kareena Ka Dono Pairo Ko Hawa Me Utha Deta Hai Jisse Kareena Kallu Upar Hi Let Jaati Hai Pairon Ko Hawa Me Uthaye Jisse Kareena Ke Sarir Ka Pura Bhar Kallu Ke Lund Ke Upar Aajta Hai.
Kallu Maze Se Kareena Ki Gaand Mar Raha Tha.
Kallu Apne Mote Lund Se Puri Tarah Se Kareena Par Hawi Ho Chuka Tha. Kareena Ab Apne Chut Se Hi Nahi Gaand Se Bhi Paani Chhod Rahi Thi Kareena Itna Der Se Chudwane Ke Baad Thak Chuki Thi Lekin Kallu Me Pata Nahi Kis Janwar Ki Taqat Thi Ki Wo Na Thakne Ka Naam Le Raha Tha Na Jhadne Ka.
Jab Bhi Kallu Jhadne Ke Kareeb Hota Tha Wo Apna 10 Inch Ka Lund Kareena Ke Gaand Se Bahar Nikal Leta Tha Aur Phir Ek Baar Me Wapas Kareena Ke Gaand Me Lund Pel Deta Tha, Isse Kareena Ko Maza Aur Dard Dono Ek Saath Hota Tha Lekin Maza Itna Jyada Tha Ki Ushe Dard Ki Fikar Nahi Thi. Kallu Eshe Hi Karib 20 Min Tak Kareena Ki Gaand Marta Raha Aur Phir Kareena Ka Pose Badal Diya Kyunki Ab Kallu Ko Kareena Ke Gaand Ke Gehrai Me Apna Virya Chodna Tha Ishiliye Wo Kareena Ko Sofa Pe Chadha Deta Hai Aur Khud Kareena Ke Pichhe Aake Kareena Ki Gaand Marne Lagta Hai.
Kallu Ab Pura Dum Laga Ke Chod Raha Tha.
Kareena... Uhhhhhh Maalik Aauch Maza to Aarha Hai Na Apko Mere Gaand Marne Me.
Kallu... (hamfte Huye)... Aaj to Maza Hi Aagaya Hai Raand Tujhe Chodne Me.
Kallu Ab Kareena Ke Gaand Me Lund Ke Saath Saath Apne Ek Ungli Bhi Daal Deta Hai Aur Kareena Ke Gile Gaand Se Paani Apne Ungliyon Me Leke Kallu Kareena Ke Muh Me Ghusa Deta Hai.
Kallu... Le Chhinaal Chat Ishe Tere Hi Gaand Ka Paani Hai.
Kareena Bhi Maze Se Chusne Lagti Hai
Kallu... Chhinaal Ab Tujhe Apne Pati Ke Saath Milke Mumbai Jana Hai Ab Mujhe Wo Seher Bhi Dekhna Hai Jaha Pe Tu Paida Huyi Aur Itni Badi Heroine Bani Hai Ab Tera Izaat Me Waha Tere Ghar Me Uchhalunga.
Kareena... Jaisa Aap Kahe Maalik Baisa Hi Hoga.
Kallu Ab Jor Jor Se Dhakke Lagate Huye Chillane Lagta Hai... Le Chhinaal Le Jiske Liye Tu Itne Der Se Sabse Chudi.
Kareena Bhi Dhakke Lete Lete Pura Paani Paani Ho Chuki Thi.
Kareena Ab Mehsus Karti Hai Ki Kallu Apna Sara Virya Ushke Gaand Ke Ander Hi Daal Raha Hai Kallu Ab Kareena Ki Gaand Se Lund Nikalta Hai Aur Kareena Ke Chut Me Lund Pel Deta Hai Aur Baaki Ka Bacha Kucha Virya Kareena Ke Chut Me Daal Deta Hai Aur Kareena Ke Ko Side Me Dhakhel Ke Saif Ke Baju Me Baith Jata Hai.
Kallu... Kya Maal Patake Shaadi Kiya Hai Tune Chhakke Lekin Itni Garam Maal Ab Tujhse Nahi Sambhlegi Ab Me Tere Ghar Me Ghush Ke Tere Khandan Ki Aurat Logo Ko Chodunga.
Ab Sare Mard Aake Kareena Ke Pass Aajate Hai Aur Apna Lund Hilane Lagte Hai Aur Sare Mard Milke Kareena Ke Upar Apna Virya Girane Lagte Hai Kareena Ka Sarir Sirf Pasina Nahi Virya Se Bhi Pura Bhig Raha Tha.
Kareena Ke Chehre Sarir Ushke Baal Har Jagah Sare Mardo Ka Virya Chipka Hua Hai. Phir Ab Sari Randiya Kareena Ke Kareeb Aate Hai Aur Chut Ragadte Huye Apne Chut Se Mutna Chalu Kr Deti Hai Kareena Ke Upar Hi Aur Kareena Ke Sarir Se Ab Virya, Pasina Aur Pisab Ki Badbu Aane Lagti Hai.
Kallu... Ab Ye Badbu Tere Badan Ke Rom Rom Me Bas Gaya Hai Ab Tu Kitna Bhi Naha Le Ye Badbu Tere Se Nahi Niklega.
Aur Tavi Kallu Ek Photo Leta Hai Kareena Ki Barbadi Ka.
Kareena Ish Chudayi Ke Dauran Bahat Baar Jhadi Thi Ishiliye Wo Bahat Thak Gayi Thi Ishiliye Kallu Kareena Aur Saif Dono Ko Hi Tempo Me Daal Ke Kareena Ke Hotel Me Bhijwa Deta Hai. Saif to Hypnosis Ke Wajah Se Behosh Tha Aur Kareena Apna Sirf Saree Ko Apne Badan Pe Lipat Ke Nikal Gayi Thi Wo Nahayi Bhi Nahi Thi Jisse Dur Se Hi Kareena Ke Badan Se Bahat Sir Se Badbu Aarahi Thi Lekin Kareena Ko Ushki Fikar Nahi Thi Ushe Kallu Ke Kahe Anusar Saif Ke Saath Kal Mumbai Nikalna Tha Wo Bhi Kallu Ko Koi Bahane Se Le Jaana Tha. Kareena Bahat Khush Thi Kyunki Kallu Ab Sirf Ushke Saath Aur Ushke Pass Rahega Bichari Pyaar Ho Karne Lagi Thi Kallu Se. Lekin Kallu Kareena Ke Badan Ke Alawa Kuchh Aur Nahi Chahta Tha Wo Kareena Ko to Apna Raand Bana Hi Chuka Tha Ab Kallu Kareena Ke Khandan Ke Aur Bhi Aurto Ko Apna Randi Banana Chahta Tha.
Bichari Khud to Barbaad Ho Hi Chuki Thi Ab Apne Khandan Ko Bhi Chudwaegi Kareena Kapoor Khan.
Kareena Hotel Pe Pahunch Jaati Hai Ushse Ab Dhang Se Chala Bhi Nahi Jaa Raha Tha Aur Saif to Behosh Tha Ishiliye Kareena Apne Bodyguards Ko Bulati Hai Wo Aake Kareena Ki Madat Karte Hai Aur Saif Ko Sahara Deke Hotel Ke Room Me Leke Jaate Hai Lekin Unhe Bhi Kareena Ke Badan Se Badbu Aarahi Thi Aur Kareena Ke Sarir Se Wo Saree Pura Chipat Sa Gaya Tha Jisse Kareena Ka Pura Badan Sabke Samne Nazar Aaraha Tha.
Kareena Room Khali Krti Hai Aur Bese Hi Saif Ke Saath Bed Pe so Jaati Hai Aaj Wo Bahat Khush Thi Aaj Ushka Pyaar Ushke Saath Mumbai Jaane Ke Liye Raazi Jo Ho Gya Tha.
Kallu Ab Sare Randiyo Ko Paisa De Deta Hai Aur Nakli Mela Ko Band Kr Deta Hai. Aur Birju Aur Hariya Ko Kehta Hai.
Kallu... Tum Dono Bhi Tayaar Ho Jaao Kareena Ke Ghar Me Naukar Logo Ki Fauj Hai Waha Tum Dono Bhi Koi Kaam Krne Baith Jana Ek Baar Ushke Ghar Par Kabu Kr Lu Phir Kareena Ka Ghar Nahi Wo Randi Khana Banaunga Jaha Badi Badi Ghar Ki Aurat Log Randi Banke Chudegi.
Hariya... Thik Hai Kallu Tere Har Plan Me Mai Tere Saath Hu.
Birju... Mai Bhi Bade Bhai Ush Raandi Ki Badi Behen Me Ushe Bhi Jyada Ghamand Hai. Kutiya Pati Ko Bhi Pairo Ki Dhul Samjhti Hai.
Kallu... (mushkurata Hua) Ek Baar Mere Se Chud Jaaye Phir Randi Banne Me Der Nahi Hoga. Dono Behno Ko Ek Saath Ek Hi Bistar Pe Leta Ke Eshe Chodunga Ki Paani Chhod Chhod Ke Mere Lund Ki Seva Karengi Randiya.
Kallu... Dono Ko Randi Banake Nachaunga Ek Saath Aur Dono Beheno Ko Apar Me Ladaunga Mere Lund Ke Liye. Ek to Mere Lund Le Le Kr Pagal Ho Hi Gayi Hai Dusre Ki Baari Hai.
Hariya... Chhoti Behen Agar Itni Badi Chhinaal Hai to Badi to Akhir Badi Hai.
Birju... Bade Bhai Bas Ush Raand Ki Dimag Par Kabja Kr Do Kareena Ki Jaisi Wo Bhi Apki Kutiya Ban Jaaegi.
Kallu... Sirf Ushki Behen Ko Hi Nahi Ushki Sauteli Beti Ko Jo Abhi Abhi Heroine Bani Hai Ushe Bhi, Kareena Randi Ke Madat Se Chodunga. Kareena Hi Meri Machhli Hai Jisse Jariye Me Ush Khandan Ke Har Aurat Me Apna Bij Daalunga Aur Meri Rakhel Banaunga.
Kallu... Lekin Sabse Pehle Kareena Ki Madat Se Ushki Behen Ka Number Hai. Tum Dono Tayyar Ho Jaao Mera Hukum Kareena Kaat Nahi Sakti.
Wohi Dursi Taraf...
Kareena Itni Thak Gayi Thi Ki Wo Bina Nahaye Hi so Gayi Thi Jab Subah Hoti Hai. Kareena Ke Sarir Me Pisab, Virya Aur Pasina Sukh Ke Pura Chipak Chuki Thi. Kareena Ke Gaand Aur Chut Me Bahat Dard Ho Raha Tha, Wo Ek Heroine Thi Koi Randi Thodi Jo Roz Roz Itne Sare Lund Lene Ki Aadat Ho.
Wo Subah Suabh Uth Ke Turant Hi Nahane Baathroom Me Ghush Jaati Hai.
Tabhi Saif Ka Bhi Nind Tut Jaata Hai Ushe Kal Raat Ki Baat Ek Darawna Sapna Jaisa Lag Raha Tha. Lekin Ushe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Ab Mind Control Hone Wala Hai Kallu Se Aur Jisse Wo Sapna Samajh Raha Hai Wo Asli Me Kal Raat Ko Kareena Ke Saath Hua Hai.
Saif... Bebo ... Bebo Kaha Ho Tum.
Kareena... Me Bathroom Me Hu.
Saif Romantic Hone Lagta Hai Aur Kareena Ke Saath Bathroom Me Ghush Jaata Hai. Samne Kareena Nangi Khadi Naha Rahi Thi Ushke Badan Par Paani Gir Ke Uske Badan Ko Aur Bhi Kaamuk Bana Raha Tha. Saif Turant Hi Kareena Ko Pakad Leta Hai Aur Ushke Chumne Lagta Hai.
Saif Ko Pata Hi Nahi Tha Gaon Walo Ka Virya Aur Randiyo Ka Pisab Ko Kareena Ke Badan Se Chum Aur Chat Raha Hai. Saif Kareena Ke Saath Nahane Lagta Hai Ushke Badan per Sabun Aur Lotion Lagata Hai.
Kareena (man Me)... Kitna Pyar Karta Hai Saif Mujhe, Mere Badan Ko Kitne Pyaar Se Saaf Kr Raha Hai. Aaj Tak Haath to Kya Gaali Tak Nahi Diya Hai Mujhe Lekin Ab Mujhe Ye Sab Kyu Achha Nahi Lag Raha Hai. Kyu Mujhe Maalik Ki Gaaliya Aur Maar Achhi Lag Rahi Hai.
Yehi Sochte Huye Kareena Saif Ko Kiss Karne Lagti Hai Aur Saif Ka Pant Khol Deti Hai Jisse Ushka Sara Bhram Tut Jaata Hai Ushe Pata Lag Jaata Hai Ki Kallu Ke Pass Esha Kya Hai Jo Ushke Pati Ke Pass Nahi Hai.
Saif Ki Chhoti Se Lulli Ushke Pairo Ke Bich Me Jhul Rahi Thi. Kareena Kallu Ke Bare Me Sochte Hi Chut Gila Kr Chuki Thi Aur Ushka Haath Apne Aap Hi Apne Chut Ko Ragad Rahi Thi.
Kareena Ka Esha Kaamuk Roop Dekh Ke Kisi Ke Bhi Ander Ka Hawas Bahar Aajega Lekin Saif Ko to Kallu Napunsak Bana Chuka Tha Jisse Ushka Lulli Khada Hi Nahi Hua Tha Aur Bejan Jhul Rha Tha. Saif Bhi Apna Lund Nikal Ke Hilane Lagta Hai Lekin Kallu Ke Diye Dawai Achhe Se Asar Kar Rahi Thi. Saif Chah Kr Bhi Apna Lulli Khada Nahi Kr Paa Raha Tha.
Kareena Abhi Bhi Apne Chut Me Ungli Kr Rahi Wo Raat Bhar Chudi Thi Lekin Ushpar Bhi Kallu Ke Diye Dawai Ka Asar Ho Raha Tha.
Dono Pati-Patni Ek Kale Bhadde Badsurat Gaon Ke Majdur Ke Haathon Mazboor Ho Chuke The, Ek Randi Ban Gayi Aur Dusra Namard Ban Gaya Hai.
Kareena Saif Ki Lulli Ko Apne Muh Me Leke Chushne Lagti Hai. Saif Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Krke Maze Le Raha Tha Lekin Ab Bhi Ushka Lulli Khada Nahi Hua Tha. Tavi Kareena Saif Ka Lund Apne Bade Bade Stano Ke Bich Me Rakh Deti Hai Aur Ragadne Lagti Hai, Jisse Saif Kisi Ladki Ki Tarah Dard Me Chillane Lagta Hai.
Saif(dard Me)... Bebo Ahhhhh Please Chhod Do Pata Nahi Aaj Ye Khada Hi Nahi Ho Raha Hai.
Kareena... . Kya Saif Sara Maza Kharab Kar Diya Tumne. Please Mujhe Shaant Kr Do. Mere Chut Ko Shaant Kr Do...
Kareena Ke Muh Se Chut Sabd Sunke Saif Chaunk Jaata Hai Lekin Wo Kuchh Bol Paaye Ushse Pehle Hi Kareena Apna Chut Leke Saif Ke Muh Ke Upar Rakh Deti Hai.
Saif Apne Jeebh Se Kareena Ki Chut Chat Raha Tha, Aur Ungli Se Kareena Ki Chut Ko Chodne Lagta Hai , Ushki Lulli to Khadi Ho Nahi Rahi Thi Ishiliye Wo Socha Kyuna Ungli Se Hi Kareena Ko Charamsukh Dede.
Lekin Kareena Ko Ab Ungli Thodi Na Shaant Kr Sakti Thi Ushe to Kallu Ka Mota Lund Chahiye Tha.
Kareena... Ahhhhhhh Maaallliiiii...
Kareena Ko Turant Hosh Aata Hai Aur Wo Apne Muh Pe Haath Rakh Ke Apna Muh Kr Deti Hai Jisse Ushke Muh Se Kallu Ka Naam Nahi Nikla. Wo Pure Time Kallu Ki Chudayi Ke Bare Me Soch Rahi Thi, Ushka Mota Lund Ushka Taqatwar Dakke Jo Sidha Kareena Ki Bachhedaani Ko Chhuti Thi, Aur Kallu Ka Gadha Virya, Ek Baar Me Kareena Ki Gaand Aur Chut Bhar Deti Thi Kallu Ka Virya.
Kareena Yehi Sochte Huye Hi Saif Muh Ke Upar Apna Kaamrash Chod Deti Hai Aur Phir Ungli Krte Huye Mut Deti Hai Saif Ke Muh Par Hi.
Kareena... Ahhhhhhh Saif I Ammmmmm Sorry.
Kareena Ka Pisab Saif Me Muh Par Krte Huye Saif Ko Maafi Maang Rahi Thi.
Saif Ko Bhi Hairani Thi Ki Aakhir Kareena Ko Hua Kya Hai Wo Ushke Saath Aaj Se Pehle Esha Kuchh Nahi Ki Thi. Lekin Kareena Ish Gaon Me Aake Ab Puri Tarah Badal Gayi Thi.
Kareena Saif Ke Saath Naha Kar Kapde Pehen Leti Hai Aur Saif Saif Bhi Taiyyar Ho Jaata Hai Kyunki Aaj Unsab Ko Mumbai Wapas Jaana Tha Tavi Kareena Saif Se Kehti Hai... Saif Yaha Gaon Me Mujhe Ek Naukar Mil Gaya Hai Bechare Ke Ghar Me Koi Nahi Hai Budhha Ho Gaya Hai. Isiliye Me Chahti Hu Ki Hum Ushe Hamare Ghar Me Ek Naukri De De.
Saif... Itne Naukar to Hai Ghar Me Abhi Ek Aur Kyu.
Kareena... Please Saif Please Wo Aadmi Ko Hamari Jarurat Hai Please .
Kareena Kallu Ko Apne Saath Lene Ke Liye Saif Se Minnat Krna Chalu Kr Deti Hai Jiski Wajah Se Akhri Kaar Saif Maan Jaata Hai.
Saif... Thik Hai Bebo Le Lenge Ushe Bhi Saath Me. Bese Naam Kya Bataya Ush Aadmi Ka.
Kareena... (khusi Ke Maare)... Kallu Hai Ushka Naam.
Kareena Kallu Ka Naam Lete Huye Bhi Apna Chut Gila Kr Deti Hai Bechari Itni Jyada Kallu Se Jud Chuki Thi Ki Ab Kallu Ka Naam Hi Kaafi Tha Kareena Ko Uttejit Krne Ke Liye. Kya Kismat Hai Kallu Ki Bollywood Ki Itni Badi Heroine Ko Apna Rakhel Bana Ke Rakha Hai Jo Sirf Ushka Naam Se Hi Garam Ho Jaati Hai.
Kareena, Saif Aur Taimur Tino Ready Ho Jaate Hai Mumbai Jaane Ke Liye Lekin Taimur Abhi Bhi Dara Hua Tha Pochhle Raat Ka Scene Dekh Kar. Tabhi Kareena Chupke Se Jaake Kallu Ko Msg Kr Deti Hai... Maalik Hum Log Taiyaar Ho Chuke Hai Aap Kaha Hai Jaldi Aaiye Jald Hi Hum Log Airport Ke Liye Niklenge.
Kallu Msg Padhne Ke Baad Apna Plan Hariya Aur Birju Ko Samjhata Hai Aur Dono Ko Train Se Aane Ke Liye Kehta Hai.
Kallu Apna Lungi Pehen Ke Aur Ek Maili Se Shirt Daal Ke Kareena Ke Hotel Pahunch Jaata Hai Hariya Tempo Me Baith Ke.
Tabhi Hotel Security Guard Kallu Ko Dekh Kr Apna Nazar Jhuka Leta Hai Bechara Ab Kallu Ko Izzat De Raha Tha.
Kallu Bhi Khushi Khushi Hotel Ke Ander Ghush Jaata Hai Jaha Par Lobby Me Hi Kareena Aur Saif Aur Taimur Tino Ushe Mil Jaate Hai.
Kallu (haath Jod Ke)... Namaste Maalik Apne Mujhe Naukri Di Hai Ishiliye Me Aapka Puri Zindagi Abhari Rahunga.
Saif Kallu Ke Dekh Ke Ghin Aane Lagta Hai.
Saif (man Me)... Ye Kesa Jaahil Aadmi Hai Itne Bade Hotel Me Bhi Lungi Aur Shirt Pehen Ke Aaya Hai. Ye Kya Badbu Hai Ye Aadmi Kisi Sade Huye Ande Ki Tarah Baash Maar Raha Hai Ishe Apne Ghar Me Kese Kaam Du. (kallu Ka Kala Pila Daant Dekhte Huye) Ye Aadmi to Lagta Hai Kabhi Daant Bhi Nahi Ghista Hai. Kitna Kala Daant Hai Aur Kala to Aisha Hai Ki Koyla Bhi Ishe Dekh Ke Sarma Jaaye. Ye Mere Ghar Me Kaam Karega, Kese Pura Din Jhelunga Ishe.
Saif Kareena Ko Side Me Lete Huye.
Saif... Bebo Kya Sach Me Ye Aadmi Hamare Ghar Me Kaam Karega.
Kareena... Kyu Kya Hua.
Saif... Ishe Dekho Zara Kesa Maila Badsurat Kala Aadmi Hai. Ishke Paas Kya Hai Esha Jise Dekh Ke Tum Ishe Hamare Ghar Me Ishe Kaam Dene Ki Zid Kar Rahi Ho.
Kareena (man Me)... Tum Kya Samjho Ge Saif Ki Ishke Paas Kya Hai, Ishke Paas Tumhari Begam Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye Ek Mota Kala Lund Hai Jo Hamesha Tumhari Begam Ko Chodne Ke Liye Khada Rehta Hai. Jiske Ek Dhakke Me Mere Chut Ki Gehrai Ko Naap Leta Hai, Mere Maalik Ka Kala Lund. Tum Kya Jaane Ek Aurat Ki Dil Ki Baat. Kitni Raat Sirf Chut Me Ungli Kr Ke Apne Aap Ko Shaant Kiya Hai Mene. Aur Mere Maalik Sirf 4-5 Dhakke Se Hi Mere Chut Ka Paani Nikal Dete Hai. Ohhhhhh Kya Lund Hai. Kitna Gadha Paani Chhodta Hai. Ghanto Tak Khada Rehta Hai Aur Mere Chut Ko Baar Baar Jhadne Par Majboor Krta Hai Ish Kaale Aadmi Lund.
Kareena Kallu Ke Lund Ke Baare Me Sochte Huye Hi Ushki Chut Gili Ho Chuki Thi Ushka Nipple Sakt Ho Gaye the Aur Ushka Chut Apne Aap Hi Khulne Laga Tha. Ki Tabhi Saif Ki Awaz Se Wo Wapas Hosh Me Aati Hai.
Saif(chutki Marte Huye)... Kya Hua Bebo Kaha Kho Gayi.
Kareena... Please Saif Please Ish Aadmi Ka Ish Duniya Me Koi Nahi Hai Please Ishe Hamare Ghar Me Rehne Do. Ish Aadmi Ka Stamina Bahat Hai Dekha Hai Mene Bahat Sara Kaam Kr Sakta Hai Ye.
Saif... Lekin Ishke Sarir Kya Badbu Aati Rehti Hai Maano Koi Sada Hua Anda Ho Aur Ishke Daant Kitne Kaale Hai Pura Koi Janwar Jaisa Hai Maano Koi Gorilla Ho.
Kareena Se Apne Maalik Ki Aishi Baizatti Bardasht Nahi Hoti Ushka Maan Kr Raha Tha Ki Saif Ko Ek Jordar Thapad Maar De. Lekin Ushe Kallu Ke Bade Khel Me Ushka Saath Jo Dena Tha.
Kareena... Bas Bahat Hua Saif Mene Decide Kr Liya Hai Ya to Ye Aadmi Hamare Saath Jaaega Nahi to Me Yehi Ishi Gaon Me Rahungi.
Saif(pyaar Se)... Kya Bebo Itni Si Baat Se Itna Gussa Chalo Thik Hai Itne Naukar Hai Ghar Me Ek Aur Sahi.
Saif... Aye Kaale Aadmi Kya Naam Hai Tera.
Kallu (man Me)... Sala Harami Ki Aulaad Meri Beizzati Kr Raha Hai Ishka Saza Eshe Dunga Tujhe Ki Puri Zindagi Yaad Rakhega Tu. Koi Baat Nahi Tera Ghamand Bhi Todunga Jaise Teri Biwi Ka Toda Hu.
Kallu... Ji Maalik Mera Naam Kallu Hai.
Naam Sun Ke Saif Hasne Lagta Hai Jiske Saath Saif Ke Bodyguard Bhi Hasne Lagte Hai.
Saif(haste Huye)... Lagta Hai Tere Maa Baap Ko Jyada Mehnat Nahi Krna Pada Tera Naam Rakhne Me Tu Hai Hi Itna Kala Ki Tujhe Dekh Ke Dimaag Me Kallu Naam Hi Aata Hai.
Kallu Ko Aur Jyada Gussa Aata Hai Kyunki Saif Ab Ushke Maa Baap Tak Pahunch Gaya Tha. Lekin Kallu Ab Apne Gusse Par Kaabu Rakhta Hai.
Kallu... Maalik Aap Bilkul Sahi Keh Rahe Hai Mere Maa Baap to Anpadh the Meri Tarah Ishiliye Sayad Ye Naam Rakha Hai Mera.
Ye Kehte Huye Kallu Haath Jod Ke Apna Shir Jhuka Leta Hai, Ye Dekh Kr Kareena Ko Bhi Bahat Jyada Gussa Aaraha Tha Saif Par.
Kareena (man Me)... Mann Kr Raha Hai Saif Ki Tere Samne Nangi Hoke Mere Maalik Se Chud Jaau. Lekin Nahi Mere Maalik Ka Khel Mujhe Kharab Nahi Krna Hai. Tujhe Teri Ish Galati Ki Saza Mere Maalik Denge.
Kareena... Chalo Ab Bas Bahat Hogya Hai Chalo Airport Chalte Hai.
Kareena Ki Baat Sunke Ushke Sare Naukar Bodyguard Sab Alert Ho Jaate Hai Aur Sara Saaman Utha Ke Gaadi Me Bharne Lagte Hai, to Kallu Bhi Unke Saath Milke Kaam Krta Hai Sara Saaman Leke Gaadi Me Rakhta Hai. Ye Sab Ke Bich Me Sirf Taimur Hi Esha Tha Jo Kallu Ke Dekh Ke Bura Haal Ho Chuka Tha. Jisko Kallu Dekh Chuka Tha Wo Fauran Kareena Ko Message Krta Hai Kareena Ko.
Kallu (msg Me)... Chhinaal Apne Bete Ko Sambhal Le Kahi Mujhe Dekh Kr Apna Muh Naa Khol De Apne Baap Ke Samne Phir Mera Sara Bana Banaya Kaam Bigad Jaaega.
Kareena Kallu Ka Msg Padhti Hai Aur Taimur Ko Chupke Se Akelee Leke Ek Jagah Pe Bolti Hai... Sun Le Taimur Agar Tune Apna Muh Khola Ki Ye Aadmi Kaun Hai Aur Kya Kiya Hai to Tujhe Ushi Kaale Aadmi Se Pit Put Ke Maar Dungi Aur Tere Sarir Ke Chhote Chhote Tukde Kr Ke Gatar Me Baha Dungi.
Kareena Saif Par Aaya Gussa Apne Bete Par Pura Utaar Deti Hai Aur Taimur Apne Hi Maa Ke Muh Se Eshi Baat Sunke Itna Daar Jata Hai Ki Dar Ke Maare Pisab Ke Deta Hai Apne Paant Me Hi.
Taimur Ki Bolti Baand Ho Chuki Thi, Kareena Ab Taimur Ko Leke Gaadi Me Aake Baith Jaati Hai Aur Airport Ko Nikal Jaati Hai Saif Gaadi Me Hi Taimur Ka Pant Badalwa Deta Hai.
Kareena (msg Me)... Kutte Ka Pilla Apna Muh Nahi Kholega Maalik Itna Darr Gaya Hai Ki Mujhe Dekh Ke Pisab Nikal Gaya Pille Ka. Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye Aapke Apman Ka Badla Me Gin Gin Ke Lungi Saif Se.
Kallu Msg Padhte Huye Bahat Khush Hota Hai Ushke Chehre Par Ek Ghinoni Mushkaan Aajati Hai.
Kallu (mann Me)... Kya Baat Hai Kallu Tera Training to Ish Randi Ke Shir Par Chad Chuka Hai. Ab Ishe Mere Lund Ka Nasha Chad Chuka Hai Isna Sara Dawai Jo Dala Hu Ish Randi Me. Pura Chakad Chhinaal Ban Gayi Hai. Ab Ish Kutiya Ke Jariye Ishke Pati Ka Ghamand Todunga. Hoga Ye Nawab Kahika Lekin Ishki Ghar Ki Sari Aurton Ko Apna Rakhel Banadunga.
Kallu Reply Dete Huye... Sabash Kutiya Ab Tu Tayaar Reh Kyunki Bahat Jald Mujhe Teri Jarurat Padegi. Aur Hamesha Ush Pille Pe Nazar Rakhna Aur Dara Kr Rakhna Taaki Wo Sapne Me Bhi Apne Baap Ko Kuchh Na Bol Paaye. Jab Tak Mera Plan Kaam Na Kr Jaaye Tab Tak.
Ab Wo Log Sab Airport Par Pahunch Chuke Tha Saif, Kareena Aur Taimur Tino Apne Private Jet Se Jaate Hai Aur Baaki Sab Naukar Aur Crew Dusre Public Transport Wale Aircraft Se Jaate Hai.
Kallu Jet Ko Dekhte Huye... Koi Baat Nahi Bahat Jald Ye Sab Par Me Raaj Karunga. Saif Baht Jald Tu Mera Kutta Banega Jaise Teri Biwi Bani Hai Aur Tere Aankhon Ke Samne Teri Biwi Aur Beti Dono Ki Gaand Marunga Aur Tere Haath Me Camera Deke Wo Sab Shoot Karwaunga.
Flight Takeoff Kr Leta Hai Aur Dekhte Dekhte Kallu Sapno Ka Seher Mumbai Pahunch Jaata Hai. Apna Sapna Pura Karne, Phir Waha Se Wapas Gaadiyo Ka Jhakira Aata Hai Aur Sara Samaan Chada Ke Sab Log Kareena Aur Saif Ke Ghar Pahunchte Hai.
Ghar Dekh Kr Kallu Ki Aankhe Fati Ki Fati Reh Jaati Hai Wo Ghar Nahi Mahal Tha Ek Nawab Ka Mahal. Itna Bada Property Ki Kallu Ke Dekhta Hi Reh Gaya.
Kallu. (man Me)... Ish Jagah Pe to Mere Gaon Jaisa 10 Gaon Reh Sakta Hai. Ye Mahal Ki Raani Hai Meri Rakhel Kareena Kya Baat Hai Socha Nahi Tha Itni Ameer Hai Meri Randi. Eshe Ghar Me to Mera Khandaan Bhi Kabhi Sapne Me Nahi Dekha Hoga Lekin Mere Aage Ke Aane Wale Khandan Jarur Dekhega Ki Unka Baap Kese Ek Mahal Ki Raani Ko Apna Rakhel Bana Ke Ye Sab Property Par Kabza Kiya.
Saif... Aye Kallu Dekh Kya Raha Hai Chal Sara Samaan Utha Ke Ghar Ke Ander Aaja Baaki Naukar Logo Se Bhi Milwana Hai Tujhe. Aur Jaldi Kr Buddhe.
Kallu Ko Aur Gussa Aarha Tha... Saale Hijde Tujhe Napunsak to Bana Hi Diya Hu Ab Dekh Tujhe Kese Tere Hi Biwi Aur Beti Ka Dalal Banata Hu Tu Khud Roz Apne Biwi Aur Beti Ko Bechega Bas Tu Dekhta Hai.
Jaise Hi Kareena Ghar Ke Amder Ghushti Hai Karishma Kapoor Ushke Saamne Khadi Thi. Ek Aur Khubsurat Bala Bala Jo Apne Pati Se Alag Ho Chuki Thi Sirf Aur Sirf Apne Ghamand Ke Wajah Se.
Karishma Turant Hi Aake Kareena Ke Gale Lag Jaati Hai.
Karishma... Congratulations Bebo for The Second Child. Me to Sunte Hi Tumse Milne Bhagi Bhagi Chali Aayi. Lockdown Me Jiju Se Bahat Mehnat Karwayi Ho Tum.
Ye Kehte Huye Karishma Aur Kareena Dono Hasne Lagte Hai.
Kareena Kallu Ki Wor Dekhte Huye(man Me)... Lolo Mubarak Ka Ashli Haqdar to Mere Maalik Hai. Jinki Din Raat Ki Mehnat Ke Wajah Se Mere Pet Me Ye Bacha Aa Pata Hai Nahi to Tumhare Jija Ji Me Dum Hi Nahi Hai.
Tabhi Kallu Saman Uthate Huye Ushka Nazar Karishma Par Padta Hai Jise Dekh Ke Ushka Lund Khada Hota Hai. Wo Turant Hi Apne Lund Ko Lungi Ke Upar Se Pakad Leta Hai.
Kallu (man Me)... Koi Baat Nahi Shaant Hoja Mere Sher Ish Kutiya Ka Bhi Chut Ka Rash Tujhe Chakhaunga Bash Jaisa Socha Hu Bilkul Baisa Hi Chala to Bahat Jald Hoga Ye Bhi.