Fantasy Samverse: Ayurvedic Treatment For My Wife

What Is the Treatment for My Wife? {season 9.9, Time: Present}
Next day at breakfast, thinks were silent until Sam said:
“Chai, what’s your opinion about David?”

Chai almost froze to death. He even felt like a drop of piss leaked in his Undies.
Sam pleaseeeeee…

Sam was plainly observing Chai’s facial reaction. And it was satisfying to her.

“You know we have to talk about this Chai. Maybe in evening if not now.”
Sam left it at that.

Chai gave a resigned look and starts to office.

Chai went straight to his desk.
He got no work done.
David was on a business trip to Germany.
Still Chai took no interest in office administration today.

Chai felt being at crossroads in life and devoid of ideas.

So far, he helplessly went along with everything Sam is doing for the past 6 months,
including naughty stuff at my own Village at my own Bungalow.
I let her become close to VV, I agreed to her taking up the MIMS program, I even _____________

But now…
He knew he had to do something he had never done in life: Standing up & fighting it out.

What to do? What is the treatment for my wife’s sexual behavior?
She is really hypersexual as Rana said in our marriage counselling.

Chai knew Sam is beyond persuasion.
Sam clearly warned me on what she would do if I do not go along with what she does.

Oh! Should I try marriage counselling?
Phew! The first one ended in disaster and in fact started all the mess that I am in now.
Maybe I should try looking up for good psychiatrists?
Would Sam agree to that?
I am not sure.

Whom should I approach?
Whom can I share these things with?
I don’t have friends.

The only person I can share was Gautam and he has this exact same problem with his wife Kajal.
He ran away from life unable to deal with all this.
Maybe I should runaway too?
Should I just leave all things and just abscond
Oh, what will happen to my family then?

{Readers, notice how even after so much happened,
he is still thinking of his family being his parents, relatives and Grandpa and not about Sam.
Such a self centered loser.
Maybe all Sam does to him is justified.
Or maybe not???}

Should I tell Sam’s parents?
Sam’s mom is always a sucking up to me.
A greedy, selfish woman.
I hate that woman. Even Sam hates her.
Sam’s dad I approachable.
But how do I tell him?
And VV is his friend.

Should I tell my parents?
Shall I tell Chacha Ji?
Chai remembers Chacha Ji saying “These city girls are mostly bitches” right before his first night
Oh how much I want my mom Amala right now?
She always has solutions for my problems.
But what is the use?
My parents, relatives, entire family and even Grandpa love and admire Samantha ay more than they love me.

What are other options?

Shall I talk to VV and beg him to leave my wife?
Chai clearly knew he doesn’t have the balls to do that.
Also, VV is on a secret military project in Dehradun and will not be back for a while

Who else? What else can I do???

OH GODDDDDD HELP ME! Chai’s mind screamed
God please help me! I have never asked you anythinggggg!!

Lo and Behold!

Bhikari Baba ( BB)… yes… Bhikari Baba…

And he recollected the last encounter with BB.
And the mysterious poems Bhikari Baba sang:

COME TO ME!
SURRENDER TO ME!
YOUR PROBLEMS WILL ALL GO AWAY!
Every problem has a Bishek ( Curer in Sanskrit)
Every problem has a Bhesajam ( Cure in Sanskrit)

Yessssss! I need to approach Bhikari Baba!

Now, all the mysterious poems and words of Bhikari Baba are kind of making sense!
Bhikari Baba may have THE TREATMENT FOR MY WIFE

But what does he know? How does he know?
Will approaching him be another big mistake?

He does look like a weirdo and creeps me sometimes.
But maybe he is all knowing! Maybe he really sees through the third eye?
That is how he knew of Samantha and me? What else does he know?

{Readers, remember the very first episode of this Novel? I started with below poem of Bhikari Baba}

Kaamanam Kamini Kaama Patnicha
Pathi Kaama Santhustha Bhoginaam
Athava,
Kaamanganam Anga Kaamapiditancha
Parapurushena Kaama Paripaalitham

English Translation:
When a beautiful wife’s sexual needs are met in the embrace of husband,
They blend together in the lust filled satisfaction!
However ,
When a sexy wife’s sexual desires are unmet,
She falls into the arms of strangers and lets them rule her!!

From here on, Chai’s mind was all about “Treating his wife” and
he now came to think of Bhikari Baba as a person who may have the treatment.

part of Bhikari Baba’s poem:

When you have a Guru who can guide you
And when you surrender to the Guru
Your problems will all go away
But for that you have to fully surrender to the Guru
When you are ready, come to my Ashram

All day long, this was the thought in Chai’s mind.
This was the only thought in his mind

Until evening, when he had made up his mind to visit Bhikari Baba.
What is the harm in trying? I will casually go and visit his Hermit Hut?

Chai was now ready to surrender!

Chai called Sam to tell her he would be late to home.
Sam suspected it is because he doesn’t want to discuss the latest assignment.

Chai started early and went to the settlement area by the Lover’s Lake where Bhikari Baba’s hut was.
He was uncomfortable driving his expensive car into those constricted and crooked lanes.
He parked his car in one of the main roads and walked into the settlement.
It was not a huge area, altogether about 20-30 huts and 150-200 people at max.
All the people were mostly workers who worked at nearby elite apartments.

Bhikari Baba’s hut was apart and a bit far from all the huts.
The Lover’s Lake was right behind it.
Chai reached the Hut or Ashram or Hermit Hut.

Bhikari Baba was sitting on a raised platform in the front of the hut.
There were people sitting there waiting for their turn to go to BB for treatment.
Bhikari Baba looked up and saw Chai approaching his Hut.
As Chai came near him, BB smiled and says,
“Beta, I know you would come. Come! Come! Please Come!”

Bhikari Baba's Hut

Besides Bhikari Baba were his 2 shishyas who were mixing herbs
and other ayurvedic medications based on BB’s instructions and giving to the people.

They were none other than SANGI & MANGI

Eka Vastra (single Clothing) {season 9.10, Time: Present}
Beta, wait until I treat my people, BB said and he continued talking to each person one by one.
Chai was observing. Most of the people had common complaints – indigestion, pain, headache and stuff.
BB would give instructions to Sangi & Mangi and they would mix some herbs, powders and pastes and give them to the people.

Ayurvedic cures rendered by Bhikari Baba

Chai had an aside conversation with one of those people. That guy said: “Bhikari Baba is a very magical person, Sir.
He treats all kinds of people. Even rich people like you come sometime. I have seen with my own eyes.
He even drives away ghosts and has even given children to unfortunate woman who didn’t have kids.
He is a powerful person although he looks like a Bhikari”

When all the people left, BB motioned Chai to sit and looked deep into Chai’s eyes.

So Beta, you have come to get treatment for your wife’s Adultery and Randi ( slutty) behavior!

Although Chai doubted BB knew what was going on,
hearing it explicitly from BB’s mouth shocked him.

Baba… Babaaa… please these guys are here…
Chai motioned to Sangi Mangi…

Not to worry…
They are my Shishyas – Sangi & Mangi.
They are innocent tribal boys. They will do no harm.

What neither BB nor Chai knew was that Samantha had already encountered Sangi Mangi
and in fact has given them a hand job in the wood area near Lover’s Lake.
What Sangi Mangi didn’t know was Chai is the hubby of the heavenly beauty they chased in the woods.

BB continued:
Beta, I am the Bhishek & the Bhesajam. The curer & the cure.
I can solve all your problems but you have to trust me.
And submit to me. And surrender to me completely.

Chai feels a little awkward.

Beta, I see you are reluctant.
Let me get you initiated.
Come into my Hermit Hut and I will tell you details
about you and your wife that no one ever told you.

Chai got goosebumps, his body hair stood up, and he felt creeped out.
What will Bhikari Baba tell me. Oh no! What more does he know

There are rules and rituals in my Hermit Hut.

Rule number one: You have to adorn Eka Vastra, a single piece of clothing.
( Chai is shocked. Though it made sense, BB too was in a Dhoti and so were Sangi & Mangi)
Then no electrical stuff ( BB meant electronics, that is, phone).
You body and thoughts should be pure.
Then you have to first do Guru seva to me

My Shishyas will guide you. Go take a bath and come in Eka Vastra.

Chai is unsure of what to do
What does BB mean Eka Vastra, single piece of clothing?
Should I strip to my Undies? Oh god no!

Then one of the Shishyas Sangi tells BB – Swamy, there are no medicated Dhotis.
Its okie, fold a medicated saree in fours and give it to him. He can wear the Saree as a Dhoti

Chai is shell shocked. Saree? Nooooo Wayyyyyy I am wearing a saree, Chai is thinking.

As if BB heard him, he said to Sangi.
Give him either a folded medicated Saree or a medicated loin cloth ( langota).
And he went inside saying bring him in after he is cleansed.
As Sangi brought Chai a loin cloth, Chai got jitters imagining himself in it.
The folded Saree is not bad, its much better than this loin cloth
{What poor Chai doesn't know is one day he will be standing in that same loin cloth( langota) in BB's hut on day}
Then Mangi asked Chai to give all his belongings which Chai handed over.

Loin cloth given to Chai to wear

Sangi took him to the Lake and asked him to bathe nude. He stood right there.
Chai realized Sangi was just standing there.
He felt so weird. You go, I will come. Sangi still stood there.
Then Chai again asked him to go. Then Sangi turned and left.
Chai made sure no one is there, removed all his clothes,
took a quick skinny dip fully nude in the lake, came out, and quickly dbangd the SAREE as a Dhoti.

Chai feels so embarrassed to wear it but what option did he have, that skimpy loin cloth?
It is not bad. No one is watching anyway, I will quickly hear what Bhikari Baba has to say
and I will leave in a short while. Still, inside his conscious, he felt like a Sissy boy wearing a Saree as Dhoti.
The texture of the Saree was taunting him.
He shivered thinking all the abusive words Sam and VV would say if they saw him in Saree.
And in-turn, thinking of VV & Sam’s abusive words made his cock raise a bit.
My goodness, no Undies either. He tried to divert his attention away
from those abuses – pellam broker na kodaka ( wife’s pimp), thevidiya mavane ( son of a bitch).

He came near the Hermit Hut and Sangi was standing there.
Chai put his clothing in a corner outside the hut.

Sangi took him in a direction and asked him to pray to the East-god!
Then another direction, West-god!
Another, North-god!
Yet, another, South-god!

Then Sangi told him the details of the ritual, in imperfect sentences
Sangi: inside Swamy Maharaj there. Call him Swamy. Kneel down. Fall at his feet and lick. Kiss hands.
Chai: wait a minute! Lick feet?
Sangi: ( repeats himself) inside Swamy Maharaj there. Call him Swamy. Pray to him. Fall at his feet and lick. Kiss hands. Beg to save you.
Chai: Lick his feet? No way
Sangi: Yes, lick feet of Swamy Maharaj.

Chai was really tempted to run away from there right now.
But the hook of Bhikari Baba, “I will tell you details
about you and your wife that no one ever told you” was too powerful to let go.

Reluctantly he went in.
Bhikari Baba was seated in a corner on a white raised platform that looked sort of like a diwan.
Mangi was standing behind him. Sangi also went and stood behind him.
Still reluctantly Chai went and stood in front of him with folded hands, saying “Pranam Baba” ( Salutations, Baba)
BB stared. Didn’t my Shishya tell you all the instructions of the Initiation Ritual?

Chai stood silently.

Beta, I am a human who has forsaken the world.
I have self-realized and I am the Lord of the Universe.
You should realize that and accept that before I can solve your problems.

There are people more richer than you and more powerful than you,
who have fallen at my feet, and got rewarded beyond their wildest imagination.

Just remember when you are serving me,
You are serving the all-conscious permanence,
the all seeing, omnipotent self, that it, the Para Brahma, the God.

Chai was slowly getting into the seduction of Bhikari Baba’s words

Beta, you have a problem and no one other than me know the reason.
Beta, answer me, can your family or friends or doctors or anyone in world solve your problem?
Chai nodded and said NO.
Then isn’t it wise to serve the God who can solve all your problems?
Chai nodded and said YES.

Half in a state of trance and half because of having decided to take the leap of faith, Chai stepped forward.

Chai knelt in front of BB.
Swamy, I pray to you he said.
He bent down touched his feet and reluctantly quickly put his tongue on the feet and drew it back.
BB’s feet tasted muddy.
He then kissed BB’s hands.
Swamy, please help me. Help me with my problems.

BB was smiling inside, that Chai was slowly coming around.
BB imagined the ultimate price – Samantha

Beta, sit down near my feet.
I will tell you the most unknown facts about you and your wife.

Before that take my prasad.
He gestured to Mangi and Mangi brought a Bronze Kalash.
And poured the liquid in his hands.

Chai took it. Strangely it tasted so strange.
Chai is feeling little yucky.
A bit of Thulsi… smell of raw camphor… a dash of betel leaf…
But, also …. It kind of faintly smells like … like … urine …
Or am I imagining. Chai almost vomited.

Swamy, can I get some water?
Mangi was about to give more of the same strange liquid.
Chai declined. He didn’t want even one more drop of it.
Maybe the liquid is a bit stale and I’m imagining things, Chai consoled himself.

BB started his narration:

Beta take that Betel leaf and apply the kajal ( black greasy substance used in rituals) on it.
Chai did and handed it to Bhikari Baba.

Now are you mentally ready to hear all the Adultery activities of your wife and all the Cuckold activities of youself?
Bhikari Baba asked looking into Chai’s eyes.

Chai nervously nodded with bated breath. He was sweating profusely.

Again Bhikari Baba narrated his poem:

What is existent on the East
Is non existent on the West
What is non existent on the North
Is existent on the South

Whatever is existent now
Is also non existent now
What you think as existing now
Had existed in the past too
In this Maya of existence & non existence
O Human! You suffer!

You know neither you nor your wife
You know neither your past or present or future
You know neither your wife’s past or present or future

I see thru the third eye
I see all
I see you
I see her
I see all
I see past
I see present
I see future

As BB looked into the blacked betel leaf as if star gazing,
He said to Chai - Do you know the first time you were Cuckolded???

With his cock moving around in his SAREE, Chai waited for the ultimate disaster,
a psychological blow, that would shake his confidence forever,
and from which he would never recover.

YES, SWAMY!

Once a Cuckold Always a Cuckold 1 {season 9.11, Time: Present}
BB started speaking:
Chai, the all-know seals destiny. He decides and drives our lives, every inch.
Strange are his ways as to why his means and decisions are what they are.
By the Creator's design, were a cuckold, are a cuckold, will always be a cuckold.

In your very first birth you were a Warbler.
The Cuckoo bird would break your eggs and put its eggs in their place

Unknown to all this, you would raise the young ones,
that look way different than you did,
that chirped and sang way different than you did.
that was way bigger in size than you did.
Like a good cuckold, you raised such birdlings,
Year after year after year until your very end.
You spent your life being cuckolded as a bird.

Ignoring Chai’s shocked reactions, he continued.

In your second birth you were a well-to-do farmer in British India.
Your wife was none other than Samantha in her previous birth.
You had a desire to become a security officer officer.

You gave Officer Brett Banger bribe in money and material and approached him.
You pressed his legs and pleaded for a security officer officer job.
The rules don’t allow Officer Brett sternly said.
He said he can give you at best a constable naik position only since you are not educated.
Your ambition was so strong that you decided to pimp your wife.
Your wife disagreed but you threatened to kill her if she doesn’t go along.
Once more, you went to Officer Brett, this time taking your wife along with you.

Chai was sweating horrified at hearing what Bhikari Baba was telling him.
Chai’s cock was stirring inside his Saree.

BB continues…

Officer Brett was mesmerized with your wife

You made your wife stand in front of him while you poured alcohol.
As his tipsiness increased, Officer Brett was staring at your wife
and your poor wife stood there helplessly.

At the third peg, you had your wife serve him.
At the fourth peg, he put his hand over her and said thank you and smiled.
At the fifth peg, his hand was inside her Saree squeezing her Boobs
( no blouse those days, remember! Tongue )

At the sixth peg, your wife was sitting on his lap and his hands were all over her.
At the seventh peg, he said, the Inspector job is your dirty ponce ( pimp in British English).
Apparently, the rules now allowed.
At the eighth peg, you left saying you had some work to take care of.

Then the pegs stopped and the humping began.
In a quick couple of minutes, her Saree was on the floor.

Your wife was straddling Officer Brett Banger's cock

By now, even she was into the charms of this British Officer, Brett Banger.
True to his name, banging he did, and hard too.
Your wives yells were clearly heard by you even though you stood far outside the Officer’s home.
They were moans of pleasure… clearly… she was in bliss…
And you stroked your cock, thinking of the Inspector job you just got trading your wife.

Needless to say, your wife became pregnant

That didn’t stop your Officer Brett Banger from humping your wife.
He would put your wife in all sorts of position and fuck her.
As her months progressed, he did more she on top positions.

And her days furthered, he started back dooring her and she loved it

He banged your pregnant wife all the way until her eighth month.
At which time he left for London.
Your wife was hoping he would take her with him, but, nay, he didn’t.

All through your life, the skin tone and blue eyes of your son, told the truth about his birth.
The entire family, relatives, village and all the security officer knew about this. That you are a Cuckold.
You didn’t care. In fact you enjoyed it. You were a natural cuckold.

Chai’s mouth became dry and his mind became numb.
What the fuck is Bhikari Baba saying? Is this all true?
Oh my goodness! So Samantha is a fucking wife even in my & her previous birth as husband and wife…
And me… a fucking cuckold… in Bhikari Baba’s words “a natural cuckold”
He badly wanted to drink water but did not ask fearing he would be given that urine-tasting liquid.

And in your third birth, BB started again…

ohhhhhh Goddddd! What did I do in my third birth?
Chai gasps! Waiting with unhidden anticipation and nervousness.

In your third birth you were a servant for a Zamindar.
You married a girl from next village who is none other than Samantha in her previous birth too.

Your wife was an attractive village belle

Right after your marriage you took her to your village and went to Zamindar for blessings.

In those days, there was the tradition of Prima Nocta.
A virgin bride would be offered to the Zamindar first and if he accepts,
he takes her virginity and returns the wife to the husband.
If he declines, and all his family members declines, then the husband has chance to take his wife’s virginity.

In the Zamindar palace, everybody fell in madly lust your wife.
The second generation in the Zamindars hoped the Zamindar would say no, so they can have her.
The third generation youngsters in the Zamindar family,
hoped that their Grandfather and all their fathers would say no, so they can have her.
You were hoping the Zamindar and his sons and grandsons would say no so you can have your wife.

But hard luck!

Blood flowed into the old Zamindar’s cock after a long while. All due to the effect of your wife.

He gestured that he wants her. All his sons and grandsons are disappointed. Even you.

The Zamindar’s men took your wife to the Zamindar’s pleasure cottage.
The Zamindar arrived and he was so much in desire of your wife that he threw her on the bed,
pulled her Saree up and inserted his fat cock into your wife’s tight virgin cunt.

Your wife who was already so afraid of the Zamindar shrieked in pain
but the 70-year-old Zamindar mercilessly fucked your wife as her virgin blood flowed as he shoved his cock in and out.
Then for 7 full days the Zamindar enjoyed your wife.

She overcame her fear and got used to the Zamindar’s cock

She even enjoyed as he licked and bit his boobs. She realized how much the Zamindar loved her body.

Then came the Zamindar’s sons chance…

Oh God! This is not over yet, Chai is thinking.
He is angry at himself that his cock is fully erect and he was badly urging to stroke it.
To his shock, even Sangi & Mangi were stealthily laying their hands on their cocks over their Dhotis.

How much more is in store in my previous births now?
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