Update 04
Beejee: Gale Di..
Main: Haan Beejee..
Beejee: Chal Le Le.. Aur Mera Peecha Chohr..
Main-Ne Apne Hnoth Geeleh Kiye Aur Beejee Ke Gale Ko Choomne Lagaa… Main-Ne Ek Haath Beejee Ke Pet Pe Rakh Diya.. Aur Halka Halka Ghumaane Lagaa..
Beejee: Dharam.. Putarrr. . Aaahhhh
Main Kuch Der Unke Gale Ko Choomta Raha.. Kabhi Left Se Kabhi Right Se…aur Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Ghumaata Raha..
Beejee: Bus Kar.. Putarrr. . Meri Chaa Thandee Ho Jaayegee.. Main Alag Ho Gayaa
Beejee: Hun Te Theek Eh.. Khush..
Main: Aa Ho Beejee…maza Aa Gayaa.. Tussi Te Chaa Piyoge Par Main Te Sharbat Pee Lita Eh.. Twaade Gale Se..
Beejee: Dhat.. Hun Tu Apnaa Kaam Kar.. Main Apna Kaam Karne Laga.. Dupher Ko Kareeb 1:30 Pm Baje Main Rasoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha Toh Beejee Aayee…… Beejee Ne Aaj Pehlee Baar Sleeve-Less Kameez Pehnee Thee…beejee Ki Gori Gori Baahein Dekh Kar Mere Moonh Ich Paani Aa Gayaa..
Beejee: Ki Banaanda Peyaa Eh ?
Main: Paalak Paneer..
Main: Beejee…tussi Suit Di Baavaan (sleeves) Cut Diti Ehn..
Beejee: Main Nahin Cut-Tee.. Eh Suit Sleeveless Hai..
Main: Beejee.. Eh Gal Galat Hai..
Beejee: Kaunsi Gal ?
Main: Main Twaadi Gori Gori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Main Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lendah.. Tussi Hun Main-Nu Apni Baavaan Dikhaande Paye Ho..
Beejee: Kyun Tu Pehle Meri Baavaan Nahin Dekhi.. Main Pehle Vi Te Half Sleeves Di Kameez Paandi See..
Main: Par Poori Baavaan Te Aaj Hi Dekhi Ehn…main Twaadi Poori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lenda.. Tussi Main-Nu Dhokha Dita Eh..
Beejee: Te Tu Ki Chaanda Eh ?
Main: Twaade Baavaan Di Puppee..
Beejee: Tu Khaana Te Bana.. Baad Ich Dekhaange
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Abhi Len Do..
Beejee: Hun.. Rasoyee Ich..
Main: Puppee Len Waastey Koi Khaas Kamra Naihn Chaahiye..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Le..
Main Beejee Ko Rasoyee Ki Deewar Ke Paas Le Gaya Aur Unko Deewar Ke Saath Laga Diya.. Phir Main Beejee Ki Gori Aur Nangi Baahon Ko Choomne Laga.. Main-Ne Unki Kalaayee (wrist) Se Shuru Kiya Aur Dheere Dheere Oopar Aata Gaya.. Ab Main Beejee Ke Kandhe (shoulder) Ke Paas Unki Nangi Baahein Ko Choom Raha Tha
Beejee: Oh.. Dharma.. Tu Teh Pagal Hee Ho Gaya Eh..
Main: Beejee Tussi Main-Nu Pagal Kita Eh……apnee Baah (arm) Oopar Karo..
Beejee: Kyon ?..
Main: Karo Teh Sahi..
Beejee Apnee Baah Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Lee.. Hands-Up Position Mein.. Main Beejee Ke Baahon Ka Andar Wala Portion Choomne Laga.. Beejee Ki Dono Arms Oopar Thee.. Aur Main Unki Arms Pe Kisses Kar Raha Tha.. Main-Ne Apne Haath Unki Kamar Pe Rakh Diye.. Phir Unki Peeth Pe…. Aur Phir.. Unke Chootad Pe..
Beejee: Mere Iss Jagah Thode Baal Hain…isliye Shaayad Tenu Pasand Na Aaye
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Sach Dassa Teh Main-Nu Kuch Jagahon Teh Baal Pasand Hain.. Teh Iss Jagah Teh Baal Bahut Pasand Hain..
Beejee: Theek Eh.. Teh Eh Le
Beejee Ne Apne Kachh Se Apni Kameez Jhatke Se Neeche Kari.. Unke Kachh Mein Thode Baal Theh..
Main-Ne Ek Dum Se Apna Moonh Unke Kachh Mein Ghusaa Diya.. Aur Choomne Laga.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Bhi Dabba Raha Tha
Beejee: Aaah.. Ssss.. ..
Main Beejee Ko Choom Raha Tha Toh Mmmcchh.. Mmmcchh. . Ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thee.. Ab Main Apnee Jeebh (tongue) Beejee Ke Kachh Ke Baalon Pe Chaalneh Lagaa…..
Beejee: Oohh.. Sss.. Putarrr. …tenu Eh Jagah Pasand Aayee Eh..
Main: Bahot…. Ice Cream Chaat-Neh Se Teh Twaade Kachh De Baal Chaat-Neh Achche Hain.. Twaade Kachh Di Gundh (smell) Bhi Saare Perfumes Se Achchi Hai…twaade Kachh Bahot Garam Hain..
Beejee: Haye.. Ss.. Meri Itni Taareef Na Kar…uumm. Sss. .
Main: Twaade Gaal Teh Gardan Meethe.. Twaade Kachh Namkeen.. Twaada Kachh Kitna Tasty Eh.. Ahh..
Main Beejee Ke Kachh Chaat Raha Tha.. Chootad Dabba Raha Thaa…. Itneh Mein Phone Ki Ghantee Baji..
Beejee: Chohr Main-Nu.. Phone Hai.
Main: Chohro Phone Noo..
Beejee: Nahin Nahin..
Beejee Phone Uthaane Chalee Gayee……. Unke Pati Ka Phone Tha…veh Kaafi Der Tak Baatein Kartu Rahi…. Main-Ne Roti Banalee Aur Humnein Khaana Kha Liya…. Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baad Saara Kaam Khatam Karne Ke Baad Main-Ne Beejee Se Kaha..
Main: Beejee…. Dupher Noo Tussi Main-Nu Puppee Poori Nahin Karne Di.. O.. Phone Aa Gayaa See Na..
Beejee: Hun Nahin…main- Nu Neend Aa Rahee Eh…. Kal Dekhaange. Agleh Din Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gayaa… Beejee Ne Vahi Apna Patlaa Vaalaa Suit Pehna Hua Tha..
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh
Beejee: Rakh De..
Main Vahin Khada Rahaa..
Beejee: Tenu Roz Subeh Subeh Puppee Chaayee Di Eh..
Main: Beejee.. Kal Tussi Puppee Noo Adhoora Chohr Dita See..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Karle Hun Adhoora Kaam Poora.
Main Beejee Ke Palang Par Chad Gayaa…apna Moonh Unke Kachh Ke Paas Le Gaya..
Main: Par Beejee.. Tussi O Suit Nahin Pehen Rakha Jo Kal Pehen Rakha See….
Beejee: Teh Tu Dus.. Hun Ki Karaa.. O Suit Teh Main Naha Ke Pavaangi (pehenoongi)
Main: Teh Hun Aur Kitheh Di Puppee Len Do..
Beejee: Kitheh Di ?..
Main: Uthon (vahan) Di..
Beejee: Uthon Kithon Di (vahan Kahan Ki) ?
Main: O.. Chunni Waali Jagah Di..
Beejee: Chunni Waali Jagah.. Nahin Nahin.. Uthon Di Puppee Nahin Lene Dungi..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
Beejee: Uss Din Te Tu Keh Raha See Ke Chunni Waali Jagah Maradaan Noo Achchee Kyon Lagdee Eh.. Es Ich Achche Lagne Waali Ki Cheez Eh……teh Aaj Ussi Jagah Di Puppee Maangdaa Eh..
Main: Len Do Na Beejee…. Bus Ik Waari.. Please. . Please Beejee.. Chaahe Phir Apne Kachh Di Puppee Na Len Dena…. Please Beejee.. Na Mat Karo..
Beejee: Bus Ik Waari…. Sirf Ik Waari..
Beejee: Aahh.. Putar. . Kitni Puppiyaan Lega.. Aur Kahan Kahan Puppiyaan Lega..
Ab Main Unke Chootadon Ko Halka Halka Dabbaane Laga.. Sach Kahoon Unke Chootad Kaafi Bade Theh.. Lekin Bahut Mulaayam Mera Moonh Unki Baahein Choomteh Hue Unke Kachh (underarms) Ke Paas Aa Gayaa.. Yaad Rahe Ki Beejee Ne Apni Dono Baahein Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Rakhi Thee.. Isliye Unke Kachh Open Theh…. Lekin Unke Kachh Kameez Se Dhakke (covered) Hue Theh.. Main Apne Hnoth Unke Kachh Pe Le Aayaa Aur Vahan Choomne Lagaa.. Main-Ne Beejee Ki Kameez Kachh Se Thodi Hataani Chaahi..
Beejee: Putarrrr.. Eh Ki Karda Peyaa Eh..
Main: Beejee Apni Kameez Iss Jagah Se Thodi Haataao..
Beejee: Par Tu Teh Meri Baavaan Di Puppee Leni See..
Main: Par Eh Jagah Bhi Teh Baavaan Mein Aandi Eh..
Beejee: Dharam Putar.. Sach Dassa Teh Shaayad Tenu Yeh Jagah Pasand Naa Aaye..
Main Beejee Ke Chootad Ko Dabba Raha Tha..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
Main : Beejee Market Vich Jagah Jagah Rang Aur Pichkaariaan Mil Rahee Hain.. Ki Holi Aane Waali Eh ?
Beejee : Aane Waali Ki Eh.. Kal Teh Hai Holi.. Main : Beejee Tussi Khelde O Holi ?
Beejee : Pehle Kheldi See. Lekin Iss Shahar Ich Assi Naye Eh.. Teh Khelen Wala Koi Hai Hi Nahin.. Oopron Tere Sardar Ji Vi Nahin Hain Iss Vaari..
Main : Sardani Biji Naal Thoda Khul Ke Te Double Meaning Naal Gaal Karan Da Socheya Kyuki Mi Hun Thoda Agge Wadna Chahnda Si Mi Apni Sardani Biji Waal Dekh Ke Kiha Biji Pher Ki Hoya Sardar Ji Naal Ta Tusi Roz Hi Raat Nu Khedde Ho Sardar Ji Ta Khoob Pichkariya Marde Hone Ne Tuhade Upar . Meri Sardani Biji Vi Meri Gaal Samaj Gayi Si Ki Mi Kehri Pichkariya Di Gaal Kar Rahi Si per Biji Ne Meri Gaal Da Bura Nahi Maneya Ta Mera Hosla Wad Gaya Si Bus Meri Gal Sun Ke Ih Muskara Rahi Si. Beejee Main-Nu Teh Holi Bahut Pasand Eh.. Par Iss Vaari Lagdaa Eh Main Vi Nahin Khel Pavaangaa
Beejee : M Kyun.. Tere Dost Nahin Bane Yahan Par.. Main Tenu Kal Di Chutti De Sakdi Aan Main : Ith-Theh Mera Koi Dost Nahin Eh.. Beejee Tussi Kheloge Mere Naal ?
Beejee : Main.. ! !.. Main- Nu Teh Holi Koi Khaas Pasand Vi Nahin Eh..
Main : Biji Tusi Sardar Hora Naal Ta Roz Hi Holi Khed De Ho Ek Din Menu Apna Sardar Samaj Ke Khed Lo Theek Eh.. Je Tusi Mere Naal Nahi Khedni Ta Mi Vi Nhi Khedni Ik Saal Holi Nahin Kheli Teh Kaun See Aafat Aa Jaayegee.. Agle Saal Tak Teh Shayad Dost Ban Jaayen Main-Ne Moonh Latkaateh Hue Bola.. Beejee Se Mera Dukh Dekha Na Gayaa
Beejee : Achcha Theek Eh.. Main Thoda Jaya Khel Levaangeen Tere Naal.. Par Eh Gal Tere Sardar Noo Pata Nahin Chalni Chaahiye.. O Shayad Bura Manaa Baithe Main Thoda Khush Ho Kar Bola
Main : Nahin Beejee Sardar Noo Eh Gal Pata Kaise Chalegee.. Te Holi Jihe Maan Vich Ki Kado Mpichkari Nahii Apni Sardani Da Sardar Ban Gaya Chalo Halle Ek Din Da Hi Sahi Sardar Ta Banayeya Apni Sardani Biji Da.. Teh Main Market Jaa Ke Thoda Rang Le Aanvaa
Beejee : Sirf Rang Hi Pichkari Nahi .
Main : Pichkari Nahi
Beejee : Pichkari Kyu Nahi
Main : Kyuki Biji Mere Kol Pichkari Nahi Pichkra Hi or Biji Ke Samne Hi Apna Lund Sahlane Laga Mera Pichkara Dekh Biji Vi Sharma Gayi Biji Ne Muje Kuch Nahi Kaha to Muje Laga Ki Sayad Chidiya Daana Chug Gayi Hi or Ab Asani Se Iske Maze Le Sakta Hu. Maine Apne Maan Mi Kaha Sardani Hun Ta Mi Tera Sardar Ban Ke Rahenaga Yahi Soch Kar Mera Lund Ase Tantana Gaya Jaise Pajame Ko Hi Phad Kar Rakh Dega.
Beejee : Hune Nahin..
Khaana Khaane De Baad Boli Jaavin Bachpun Mein Mere Kafi Yaar Dost Ban Gaye Theh Jo Meri Hi Tarah Sadkon Pe Rehteh Theh.. Hum Aapas Mein Khoob Holi Khele Karte Theh.. Bhaang Bhi Peeteh Theh.. Khaana Khaane Ke Baad Mein Market Se Thoda Gulaal, Thoda Pakkaa Rang, Gubbaare Aur Khud Ke Liye Bhaang Le Aaya. Lekin Ghar Aakar Main-Ne Beejee Ko Sirf Gulaal Aur Gubbare Hi Dikhaaye.. Beejee Table Pe Khaana Khaatee Thee Aur Main Farsh (floor) Pe. Jab Sardar Ji Hote Theh Toh Main Khaana Kitchen Mein Khaata Tha. Lekin Jab Sardar Ji Nahin Hote Theh Toh Main Aur Beejee Tv Dekhteh Hue Khaana Khaate Theh.. Beejee Table Pe Aur Main Farsh Pe.. Khaana Khaate Hue Beejee Bolin
Beejee : Ramu , Tenu Dum Aaloo Banane Hune Aaye Nahin.
Main : Kyun Beejee, Kee Kamee See
Beejee : Dum Aaloo Di Grevi Kafi Gaadi Honee Chaahiye.. Aur Teri Teh Bilkul Paani See
Main : Gaadi Kaise Kee Jaandee Hai ?
Beejee : Aglee Vaar Main Banaavaangi Dum Aaloo Teh Dekhee..
Main-Ne Haste Hue Kaha Main : Haan.. Ho Sakdaa Hai Bejee Twaade Aaluon Ich Dum Ho or Apni Nazar Beejee Ki Badi Chuchiyo per Gada Di.. Bejee Nu Pata Chal Gya Si Ki Mi Ye Baat Unki Bdi Chuchiyo Ki or Dekh Kar Bol Raha Hu per Beejee Ne Muje Kuch Nahi Kaha or Baat Ko Dusri or Ghuma Diya
Beejee : Aur Eh Jeh Tu Kal Aam Laayaa Eh.. Vilkul Sookeh Eh.. Iss Ich Teh Zara Vee Rus Nahin.. Tenu Aam Dekhne Nahin Aandeh ?
Main : Beejee Mere Khayaal Naal Teh Aam Jitna Badaa Honda Eh.. Us Ich Utnaa Zyaada Rus Honda Eh.. Aisa Nahin Hai Kee?
Beejee : Zaroori Nahin.. Tu Aam Dabaa Ke Nahin Dekhdaa..
Main : Nahin
Beejee : Agar Aam Asaani Naal Dab Jaayen Teh Vo Raseeleh Hain.. Agar Nahin Teh Unhaan Ich Rus Nahin Hai
Main : Theek Hai Beejee, Ab Se Har Vaar Aam Dabbbbaa Ke Dekhoonga.. Waise Beejee Daban Naal Kya Aam Bade Ho Jaate Hi . Bejeee Vi Samaj Gayi Ki Mi Unha De Mamme De Baare Bol Raha Hu.
Beejee : Aur Tu Kaatneh Waleh Aam Kyun Laayaa Hai.. Chusan Waleh Kyun Nahin Layaa
Main : Kyun Beejee, Chuuusssan Waleh Aam Koi Alag Honde Hain
Beejee : Aur Kee.. Chusan Waleh Aam Ich Rus Zyaada Honda Eh..
Main : Beejee Par Mere Khayaal Teh Chusan Waleh Aamaan Da Size Thoda Chota Honda Eh.. Teh Jin Aamaan Da Size Bada Honda Eh Veh Kattan Waastey Honde Ehn..
Beejee : Chusan Waleh Aam Chote Teh Nahin.. Lekin Inhen Bade Vee Nahin Honde Ki Kisi De Haath Ich Hi Na Aayen.. Chusan Waleh Aam Haath Ich Asaani Naal Aa Jaande Ehn..
Main : Main Teh Kadi Chusan Waleh Aam Khaaye Nahin Te Na Kade Hath Fich Fade.
Beejee : Chusan Waleh Aam Hon Teh Ik Aamon Jee Nahin Bhardaa. Do Aam Teh Khaane Hi Pendeh Ehn Ne Tenu Pata Marda Nu Te Chusan Wale Aam Bade Change Lagde Ne. Ki Tenu Nahi Change Lagde Choosan Aam. Mujhe Nahin Maaloom Beejee Ne Kis Meaning Se Kaha Tha.. Lekin Mujhe Laga Beejee Aam Ke Baare Mein Nahin Apne Mammon (breast) Ke Baare Mein Bol Rahee Hain.. Jo Ki Unki Kaali Kameez Ich Dabbe Hain..
Main : Beejee Change Ta Bade Lagde Ne Choosan Wale Aan Mera Ta Dil Karda Dono Aamo Ko Hath Mi Pakad Kar Daba Daba Kar Chusu per Ki Kara Tusi Chusande Hi Nahi. Saare Aano Ka Ras to Aap Sardar Ji Ko Hi Pila Dete Ho Ab Mi Sidha Sodha Beejee Ko Unke Mamme Chusne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Meri Baat Sun Kar Beejee Ka Chehra Ekdum Se Laal Ho Gaya to Wo Sharma Kar Boli Chal Ve Khasama Bada Badmash Ho Gaya Hi Apni Chunni Thik Karte Darwaze Se Bahar Nikal Gayi Beejee Ko Jaate Dekh Meri Nazar Beejee Ki Bade Chutaro per Thi Jo Upar Niche Hote Matak Rahe the Unko Dekh Kar Apne Laude Ko Masalte Maine Apne Aap Se Kaha Sach Kiha Tu Meri Sardarni Hun Tera Ta Mi Khasam Hi Ha or Bola Aaj Raat Sali Sapne Mi Aa Kar Dhamaal Macheygi. Mi Phir Apne Kaam I Lag Gaya or Sochne Laga Kab Raat Ho Mi Apni Sardani Ke Sapno Mi Kho Jau.
Main Raat Ho Apne Chote Se Kamre Mi Soya Tha Maine Jaise Hi Apni Aankhe Band Ki Muje Esa Laga Jaise Beejee Mere Kamre Ke Darwaze per Khadi Muje Bula Rahi Hi Maine Sapne Mi Hi Aankhe Kholi or Darwze Ki or Dekha Darwaze per Khadi Meri or Dekh Kar Muskara Rahi Thi Beejee Ne Us Samay Ek Bahut Hi Tught Suit Paaya Hoya Si Te Naale Beejee Ne Apni Chunni Vi Is Tarah Liti Hoyi Si Jis Karaan Beejee De Vade Vade Khabuje Warge Mamme Saaf Dikh Rahe Si.
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beejee Hamesha Menu Raamu Putar Kehndi Si per Us Samay Beejee Mere Wal Dekh Ke Muskarande Boli, Ramu Tu Uth Gaya Holi Khedan Waste Te Main Beejee Wal Dekh Ke Kiha Ki Gaal Sardani Ji Aaj Tusi Menu Sirf Ramu Kiha Putar Nahi Ta Beejee Muskarandee Boli, Mi Yenu Putar Nahi Banana to Apni Jagah Se Utha or Bejee Ke Pass Gaya or Beejee Ki or Dekh Kar Pucha to Phir Meri Sardani Menu Ki Banana Chahandi Hi Ta Beejee Ne Sharmande
Hoye Holi Jehi Kiha Menu Pata Ta Mi Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Kar Kaha Daso Na Ki Banana Hi to Beejee Holi Naal Boli Khasam. Beejee Ka Itna Kehna Hi Tha Maine Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Kar Apni Baho Mi Bhar Liya.
Main: Haan Beejee..
Beejee: Chal Le Le.. Aur Mera Peecha Chohr..
Main-Ne Apne Hnoth Geeleh Kiye Aur Beejee Ke Gale Ko Choomne Lagaa… Main-Ne Ek Haath Beejee Ke Pet Pe Rakh Diya.. Aur Halka Halka Ghumaane Lagaa..
Beejee: Dharam.. Putarrr. . Aaahhhh
Main Kuch Der Unke Gale Ko Choomta Raha.. Kabhi Left Se Kabhi Right Se…aur Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Ghumaata Raha..
Beejee: Bus Kar.. Putarrr. . Meri Chaa Thandee Ho Jaayegee.. Main Alag Ho Gayaa
Beejee: Hun Te Theek Eh.. Khush..
Main: Aa Ho Beejee…maza Aa Gayaa.. Tussi Te Chaa Piyoge Par Main Te Sharbat Pee Lita Eh.. Twaade Gale Se..
Beejee: Dhat.. Hun Tu Apnaa Kaam Kar.. Main Apna Kaam Karne Laga.. Dupher Ko Kareeb 1:30 Pm Baje Main Rasoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha Toh Beejee Aayee…… Beejee Ne Aaj Pehlee Baar Sleeve-Less Kameez Pehnee Thee…beejee Ki Gori Gori Baahein Dekh Kar Mere Moonh Ich Paani Aa Gayaa..
Beejee: Ki Banaanda Peyaa Eh ?
Main: Paalak Paneer..
Main: Beejee…tussi Suit Di Baavaan (sleeves) Cut Diti Ehn..
Beejee: Main Nahin Cut-Tee.. Eh Suit Sleeveless Hai..
Main: Beejee.. Eh Gal Galat Hai..
Beejee: Kaunsi Gal ?
Main: Main Twaadi Gori Gori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Main Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lendah.. Tussi Hun Main-Nu Apni Baavaan Dikhaande Paye Ho..
Beejee: Kyun Tu Pehle Meri Baavaan Nahin Dekhi.. Main Pehle Vi Te Half Sleeves Di Kameez Paandi See..
Main: Par Poori Baavaan Te Aaj Hi Dekhi Ehn…main Twaadi Poori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lenda.. Tussi Main-Nu Dhokha Dita Eh..
Beejee: Te Tu Ki Chaanda Eh ?
Main: Twaade Baavaan Di Puppee..
Beejee: Tu Khaana Te Bana.. Baad Ich Dekhaange
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Abhi Len Do..
Beejee: Hun.. Rasoyee Ich..
Main: Puppee Len Waastey Koi Khaas Kamra Naihn Chaahiye..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Le..
Main Beejee Ko Rasoyee Ki Deewar Ke Paas Le Gaya Aur Unko Deewar Ke Saath Laga Diya.. Phir Main Beejee Ki Gori Aur Nangi Baahon Ko Choomne Laga.. Main-Ne Unki Kalaayee (wrist) Se Shuru Kiya Aur Dheere Dheere Oopar Aata Gaya.. Ab Main Beejee Ke Kandhe (shoulder) Ke Paas Unki Nangi Baahein Ko Choom Raha Tha
Beejee: Oh.. Dharma.. Tu Teh Pagal Hee Ho Gaya Eh..
Main: Beejee Tussi Main-Nu Pagal Kita Eh……apnee Baah (arm) Oopar Karo..
Beejee: Kyon ?..
Main: Karo Teh Sahi..
Beejee Apnee Baah Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Lee.. Hands-Up Position Mein.. Main Beejee Ke Baahon Ka Andar Wala Portion Choomne Laga.. Beejee Ki Dono Arms Oopar Thee.. Aur Main Unki Arms Pe Kisses Kar Raha Tha.. Main-Ne Apne Haath Unki Kamar Pe Rakh Diye.. Phir Unki Peeth Pe…. Aur Phir.. Unke Chootad Pe..
Beejee: Mere Iss Jagah Thode Baal Hain…isliye Shaayad Tenu Pasand Na Aaye
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Sach Dassa Teh Main-Nu Kuch Jagahon Teh Baal Pasand Hain.. Teh Iss Jagah Teh Baal Bahut Pasand Hain..
Beejee: Theek Eh.. Teh Eh Le
Beejee Ne Apne Kachh Se Apni Kameez Jhatke Se Neeche Kari.. Unke Kachh Mein Thode Baal Theh..
Main-Ne Ek Dum Se Apna Moonh Unke Kachh Mein Ghusaa Diya.. Aur Choomne Laga.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Bhi Dabba Raha Tha
Beejee: Aaah.. Ssss.. ..
Main Beejee Ko Choom Raha Tha Toh Mmmcchh.. Mmmcchh. . Ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thee.. Ab Main Apnee Jeebh (tongue) Beejee Ke Kachh Ke Baalon Pe Chaalneh Lagaa…..
Beejee: Oohh.. Sss.. Putarrr. …tenu Eh Jagah Pasand Aayee Eh..
Main: Bahot…. Ice Cream Chaat-Neh Se Teh Twaade Kachh De Baal Chaat-Neh Achche Hain.. Twaade Kachh Di Gundh (smell) Bhi Saare Perfumes Se Achchi Hai…twaade Kachh Bahot Garam Hain..
Beejee: Haye.. Ss.. Meri Itni Taareef Na Kar…uumm. Sss. .
Main: Twaade Gaal Teh Gardan Meethe.. Twaade Kachh Namkeen.. Twaada Kachh Kitna Tasty Eh.. Ahh..
Main Beejee Ke Kachh Chaat Raha Tha.. Chootad Dabba Raha Thaa…. Itneh Mein Phone Ki Ghantee Baji..
Beejee: Chohr Main-Nu.. Phone Hai.
Main: Chohro Phone Noo..
Beejee: Nahin Nahin..
Beejee Phone Uthaane Chalee Gayee……. Unke Pati Ka Phone Tha…veh Kaafi Der Tak Baatein Kartu Rahi…. Main-Ne Roti Banalee Aur Humnein Khaana Kha Liya…. Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baad Saara Kaam Khatam Karne Ke Baad Main-Ne Beejee Se Kaha..
Main: Beejee…. Dupher Noo Tussi Main-Nu Puppee Poori Nahin Karne Di.. O.. Phone Aa Gayaa See Na..
Beejee: Hun Nahin…main- Nu Neend Aa Rahee Eh…. Kal Dekhaange. Agleh Din Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gayaa… Beejee Ne Vahi Apna Patlaa Vaalaa Suit Pehna Hua Tha..
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh
Beejee: Rakh De..
Main Vahin Khada Rahaa..
Beejee: Tenu Roz Subeh Subeh Puppee Chaayee Di Eh..
Main: Beejee.. Kal Tussi Puppee Noo Adhoora Chohr Dita See..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Karle Hun Adhoora Kaam Poora.
Main Beejee Ke Palang Par Chad Gayaa…apna Moonh Unke Kachh Ke Paas Le Gaya..
Main: Par Beejee.. Tussi O Suit Nahin Pehen Rakha Jo Kal Pehen Rakha See….
Beejee: Teh Tu Dus.. Hun Ki Karaa.. O Suit Teh Main Naha Ke Pavaangi (pehenoongi)
Main: Teh Hun Aur Kitheh Di Puppee Len Do..
Beejee: Kitheh Di ?..
Main: Uthon (vahan) Di..
Beejee: Uthon Kithon Di (vahan Kahan Ki) ?
Main: O.. Chunni Waali Jagah Di..
Beejee: Chunni Waali Jagah.. Nahin Nahin.. Uthon Di Puppee Nahin Lene Dungi..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
Beejee: Uss Din Te Tu Keh Raha See Ke Chunni Waali Jagah Maradaan Noo Achchee Kyon Lagdee Eh.. Es Ich Achche Lagne Waali Ki Cheez Eh……teh Aaj Ussi Jagah Di Puppee Maangdaa Eh..
Main: Len Do Na Beejee…. Bus Ik Waari.. Please. . Please Beejee.. Chaahe Phir Apne Kachh Di Puppee Na Len Dena…. Please Beejee.. Na Mat Karo..
Beejee: Bus Ik Waari…. Sirf Ik Waari..
Beejee: Aahh.. Putar. . Kitni Puppiyaan Lega.. Aur Kahan Kahan Puppiyaan Lega..
Ab Main Unke Chootadon Ko Halka Halka Dabbaane Laga.. Sach Kahoon Unke Chootad Kaafi Bade Theh.. Lekin Bahut Mulaayam Mera Moonh Unki Baahein Choomteh Hue Unke Kachh (underarms) Ke Paas Aa Gayaa.. Yaad Rahe Ki Beejee Ne Apni Dono Baahein Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Rakhi Thee.. Isliye Unke Kachh Open Theh…. Lekin Unke Kachh Kameez Se Dhakke (covered) Hue Theh.. Main Apne Hnoth Unke Kachh Pe Le Aayaa Aur Vahan Choomne Lagaa.. Main-Ne Beejee Ki Kameez Kachh Se Thodi Hataani Chaahi..
Beejee: Putarrrr.. Eh Ki Karda Peyaa Eh..
Main: Beejee Apni Kameez Iss Jagah Se Thodi Haataao..
Beejee: Par Tu Teh Meri Baavaan Di Puppee Leni See..
Main: Par Eh Jagah Bhi Teh Baavaan Mein Aandi Eh..
Beejee: Dharam Putar.. Sach Dassa Teh Shaayad Tenu Yeh Jagah Pasand Naa Aaye..
Main Beejee Ke Chootad Ko Dabba Raha Tha..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
Main : Beejee Market Vich Jagah Jagah Rang Aur Pichkaariaan Mil Rahee Hain.. Ki Holi Aane Waali Eh ?
Beejee : Aane Waali Ki Eh.. Kal Teh Hai Holi.. Main : Beejee Tussi Khelde O Holi ?
Beejee : Pehle Kheldi See. Lekin Iss Shahar Ich Assi Naye Eh.. Teh Khelen Wala Koi Hai Hi Nahin.. Oopron Tere Sardar Ji Vi Nahin Hain Iss Vaari..
Main : Sardani Biji Naal Thoda Khul Ke Te Double Meaning Naal Gaal Karan Da Socheya Kyuki Mi Hun Thoda Agge Wadna Chahnda Si Mi Apni Sardani Biji Waal Dekh Ke Kiha Biji Pher Ki Hoya Sardar Ji Naal Ta Tusi Roz Hi Raat Nu Khedde Ho Sardar Ji Ta Khoob Pichkariya Marde Hone Ne Tuhade Upar . Meri Sardani Biji Vi Meri Gaal Samaj Gayi Si Ki Mi Kehri Pichkariya Di Gaal Kar Rahi Si per Biji Ne Meri Gaal Da Bura Nahi Maneya Ta Mera Hosla Wad Gaya Si Bus Meri Gal Sun Ke Ih Muskara Rahi Si. Beejee Main-Nu Teh Holi Bahut Pasand Eh.. Par Iss Vaari Lagdaa Eh Main Vi Nahin Khel Pavaangaa
Beejee : M Kyun.. Tere Dost Nahin Bane Yahan Par.. Main Tenu Kal Di Chutti De Sakdi Aan Main : Ith-Theh Mera Koi Dost Nahin Eh.. Beejee Tussi Kheloge Mere Naal ?
Beejee : Main.. ! !.. Main- Nu Teh Holi Koi Khaas Pasand Vi Nahin Eh..
Main : Biji Tusi Sardar Hora Naal Ta Roz Hi Holi Khed De Ho Ek Din Menu Apna Sardar Samaj Ke Khed Lo Theek Eh.. Je Tusi Mere Naal Nahi Khedni Ta Mi Vi Nhi Khedni Ik Saal Holi Nahin Kheli Teh Kaun See Aafat Aa Jaayegee.. Agle Saal Tak Teh Shayad Dost Ban Jaayen Main-Ne Moonh Latkaateh Hue Bola.. Beejee Se Mera Dukh Dekha Na Gayaa
Beejee : Achcha Theek Eh.. Main Thoda Jaya Khel Levaangeen Tere Naal.. Par Eh Gal Tere Sardar Noo Pata Nahin Chalni Chaahiye.. O Shayad Bura Manaa Baithe Main Thoda Khush Ho Kar Bola
Main : Nahin Beejee Sardar Noo Eh Gal Pata Kaise Chalegee.. Te Holi Jihe Maan Vich Ki Kado Mpichkari Nahii Apni Sardani Da Sardar Ban Gaya Chalo Halle Ek Din Da Hi Sahi Sardar Ta Banayeya Apni Sardani Biji Da.. Teh Main Market Jaa Ke Thoda Rang Le Aanvaa
Beejee : Sirf Rang Hi Pichkari Nahi .
Main : Pichkari Nahi
Beejee : Pichkari Kyu Nahi
Main : Kyuki Biji Mere Kol Pichkari Nahi Pichkra Hi or Biji Ke Samne Hi Apna Lund Sahlane Laga Mera Pichkara Dekh Biji Vi Sharma Gayi Biji Ne Muje Kuch Nahi Kaha to Muje Laga Ki Sayad Chidiya Daana Chug Gayi Hi or Ab Asani Se Iske Maze Le Sakta Hu. Maine Apne Maan Mi Kaha Sardani Hun Ta Mi Tera Sardar Ban Ke Rahenaga Yahi Soch Kar Mera Lund Ase Tantana Gaya Jaise Pajame Ko Hi Phad Kar Rakh Dega.
Beejee : Hune Nahin..
Khaana Khaane De Baad Boli Jaavin Bachpun Mein Mere Kafi Yaar Dost Ban Gaye Theh Jo Meri Hi Tarah Sadkon Pe Rehteh Theh.. Hum Aapas Mein Khoob Holi Khele Karte Theh.. Bhaang Bhi Peeteh Theh.. Khaana Khaane Ke Baad Mein Market Se Thoda Gulaal, Thoda Pakkaa Rang, Gubbaare Aur Khud Ke Liye Bhaang Le Aaya. Lekin Ghar Aakar Main-Ne Beejee Ko Sirf Gulaal Aur Gubbare Hi Dikhaaye.. Beejee Table Pe Khaana Khaatee Thee Aur Main Farsh (floor) Pe. Jab Sardar Ji Hote Theh Toh Main Khaana Kitchen Mein Khaata Tha. Lekin Jab Sardar Ji Nahin Hote Theh Toh Main Aur Beejee Tv Dekhteh Hue Khaana Khaate Theh.. Beejee Table Pe Aur Main Farsh Pe.. Khaana Khaate Hue Beejee Bolin
Beejee : Ramu , Tenu Dum Aaloo Banane Hune Aaye Nahin.
Main : Kyun Beejee, Kee Kamee See
Beejee : Dum Aaloo Di Grevi Kafi Gaadi Honee Chaahiye.. Aur Teri Teh Bilkul Paani See
Main : Gaadi Kaise Kee Jaandee Hai ?
Beejee : Aglee Vaar Main Banaavaangi Dum Aaloo Teh Dekhee..
Main-Ne Haste Hue Kaha Main : Haan.. Ho Sakdaa Hai Bejee Twaade Aaluon Ich Dum Ho or Apni Nazar Beejee Ki Badi Chuchiyo per Gada Di.. Bejee Nu Pata Chal Gya Si Ki Mi Ye Baat Unki Bdi Chuchiyo Ki or Dekh Kar Bol Raha Hu per Beejee Ne Muje Kuch Nahi Kaha or Baat Ko Dusri or Ghuma Diya
Beejee : Aur Eh Jeh Tu Kal Aam Laayaa Eh.. Vilkul Sookeh Eh.. Iss Ich Teh Zara Vee Rus Nahin.. Tenu Aam Dekhne Nahin Aandeh ?
Main : Beejee Mere Khayaal Naal Teh Aam Jitna Badaa Honda Eh.. Us Ich Utnaa Zyaada Rus Honda Eh.. Aisa Nahin Hai Kee?
Beejee : Zaroori Nahin.. Tu Aam Dabaa Ke Nahin Dekhdaa..
Main : Nahin
Beejee : Agar Aam Asaani Naal Dab Jaayen Teh Vo Raseeleh Hain.. Agar Nahin Teh Unhaan Ich Rus Nahin Hai
Main : Theek Hai Beejee, Ab Se Har Vaar Aam Dabbbbaa Ke Dekhoonga.. Waise Beejee Daban Naal Kya Aam Bade Ho Jaate Hi . Bejeee Vi Samaj Gayi Ki Mi Unha De Mamme De Baare Bol Raha Hu.
Beejee : Aur Tu Kaatneh Waleh Aam Kyun Laayaa Hai.. Chusan Waleh Kyun Nahin Layaa
Main : Kyun Beejee, Chuuusssan Waleh Aam Koi Alag Honde Hain
Beejee : Aur Kee.. Chusan Waleh Aam Ich Rus Zyaada Honda Eh..
Main : Beejee Par Mere Khayaal Teh Chusan Waleh Aamaan Da Size Thoda Chota Honda Eh.. Teh Jin Aamaan Da Size Bada Honda Eh Veh Kattan Waastey Honde Ehn..
Beejee : Chusan Waleh Aam Chote Teh Nahin.. Lekin Inhen Bade Vee Nahin Honde Ki Kisi De Haath Ich Hi Na Aayen.. Chusan Waleh Aam Haath Ich Asaani Naal Aa Jaande Ehn..
Main : Main Teh Kadi Chusan Waleh Aam Khaaye Nahin Te Na Kade Hath Fich Fade.
Beejee : Chusan Waleh Aam Hon Teh Ik Aamon Jee Nahin Bhardaa. Do Aam Teh Khaane Hi Pendeh Ehn Ne Tenu Pata Marda Nu Te Chusan Wale Aam Bade Change Lagde Ne. Ki Tenu Nahi Change Lagde Choosan Aam. Mujhe Nahin Maaloom Beejee Ne Kis Meaning Se Kaha Tha.. Lekin Mujhe Laga Beejee Aam Ke Baare Mein Nahin Apne Mammon (breast) Ke Baare Mein Bol Rahee Hain.. Jo Ki Unki Kaali Kameez Ich Dabbe Hain..
Main : Beejee Change Ta Bade Lagde Ne Choosan Wale Aan Mera Ta Dil Karda Dono Aamo Ko Hath Mi Pakad Kar Daba Daba Kar Chusu per Ki Kara Tusi Chusande Hi Nahi. Saare Aano Ka Ras to Aap Sardar Ji Ko Hi Pila Dete Ho Ab Mi Sidha Sodha Beejee Ko Unke Mamme Chusne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Meri Baat Sun Kar Beejee Ka Chehra Ekdum Se Laal Ho Gaya to Wo Sharma Kar Boli Chal Ve Khasama Bada Badmash Ho Gaya Hi Apni Chunni Thik Karte Darwaze Se Bahar Nikal Gayi Beejee Ko Jaate Dekh Meri Nazar Beejee Ki Bade Chutaro per Thi Jo Upar Niche Hote Matak Rahe the Unko Dekh Kar Apne Laude Ko Masalte Maine Apne Aap Se Kaha Sach Kiha Tu Meri Sardarni Hun Tera Ta Mi Khasam Hi Ha or Bola Aaj Raat Sali Sapne Mi Aa Kar Dhamaal Macheygi. Mi Phir Apne Kaam I Lag Gaya or Sochne Laga Kab Raat Ho Mi Apni Sardani Ke Sapno Mi Kho Jau.
Main Raat Ho Apne Chote Se Kamre Mi Soya Tha Maine Jaise Hi Apni Aankhe Band Ki Muje Esa Laga Jaise Beejee Mere Kamre Ke Darwaze per Khadi Muje Bula Rahi Hi Maine Sapne Mi Hi Aankhe Kholi or Darwze Ki or Dekha Darwaze per Khadi Meri or Dekh Kar Muskara Rahi Thi Beejee Ne Us Samay Ek Bahut Hi Tught Suit Paaya Hoya Si Te Naale Beejee Ne Apni Chunni Vi Is Tarah Liti Hoyi Si Jis Karaan Beejee De Vade Vade Khabuje Warge Mamme Saaf Dikh Rahe Si.
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beejee Hamesha Menu Raamu Putar Kehndi Si per Us Samay Beejee Mere Wal Dekh Ke Muskarande Boli, Ramu Tu Uth Gaya Holi Khedan Waste Te Main Beejee Wal Dekh Ke Kiha Ki Gaal Sardani Ji Aaj Tusi Menu Sirf Ramu Kiha Putar Nahi Ta Beejee Muskarandee Boli, Mi Yenu Putar Nahi Banana to Apni Jagah Se Utha or Bejee Ke Pass Gaya or Beejee Ki or Dekh Kar Pucha to Phir Meri Sardani Menu Ki Banana Chahandi Hi Ta Beejee Ne Sharmande
Hoye Holi Jehi Kiha Menu Pata Ta Mi Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Kar Kaha Daso Na Ki Banana Hi to Beejee Holi Naal Boli Khasam. Beejee Ka Itna Kehna Hi Tha Maine Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Kar Apni Baho Mi Bhar Liya.
