Update 06
Beejee : Hhaaaa.. Haaaa. .. Mat Kar.. Haaaa.. Main-Nu Gud-Gudee Honddddeeeeee. Aaa.. Eh.. Ab Main Unke Pet Pe Gulaal Malneh Lagaa.. Main- Ne Doosre Haath Mein Bhi Gulaal Le Liya Aur Peeche Se Hi Dono Haathon Se Unke Pet Pe Kas Kas Ke Gulaal Malneh Lagaa..
Beejee : Ohhh.. Haaa.. Tu Teh Meri Kameez Vee Kharab Kharega.. Main : Teh Holi Ich Kapde Kahan Bachteh Hai Beejee. Ab Beejee Ne Jhuk Kar Thoga Gulaal Uthaayaa Aur Mud Kar Mere Moonh Par Malneh Lagee..
Beejee : Tu Mere Hi Lagaandaa Rahega. Kya.. Main Tere Vee Teh Lagaavaangi. . Beejee Mere Moonh Pe Gulaal Lagaa Rahi Thee.. Mere Haath Unke Pet Pe Theh.. Main-Ne Bhi Thoda Gulaal Aur Liya.. Aur Haath Unki Peeth (back) Ke Peeche Le Jaake Unki Peeth Pe Gulaaal Ragadneh Lagaaa.
Unki Kameez Unki Skin Se Chipki Hui Thee Isliye Mere Haath Unki Skin Ke Bilkul Paas Theh.. Beejee Ne Rang Ka Dibbaa Uthaa Ke Mere Sir Pe Daal Diyaa. Mere Haath Unki Peeth Pe Theh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Rakhaa Aur Phir Dabbaaneh Lagaa. . Beejee Phir Hassneh Lagee
Beejee : Haaaaaaaa.. Haaaaaaa Aaaa. Eeeeeee. .
Beejee Thoda Choodaaneh Ki Koshish Karneh Lagee Toh Main Phir Unke Peeche Aa Gayaa. Beejee Hass Rahee Thee.. Main- Ne Ek Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Liya Aur Haath Mein Rakhteh Hue Hi Beejee Ki Dhunnee (navel) Pe De Maaraa..
Beejee : Ah.. Main Beejee Ke Gudgudee Ab-Bhi Kar Raha Tha Aur Beejee Hass Rahee Thee.. Main-Ne Ek Gubbaara Aur Liya Haath Mein Aur Beejee Ke Right Maamme Pe De Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Ramu.. Kitheh (where) Maardaa Payaa Eh.. Main-Ne Gubbaara Maarteh Hi Maamme Se Haath Hattaa Liya Main : Beejee Tussi Vee Teh Dekho Iss Jagah Gubbaara Lagdaa Eh Teh Kaisa Lagdaa Eh.. Main-Ne Ek Gubbaara Aur Liya Aur Haath Mein Hi Rakhteh Hue Beejee Ke Left Maamme Pe De Phodaa..
Beejee : Ah.. Holi Eh.. Iss Baar Main-Ne Gubbaara Phatneh Ke Baad Beejee Ke Maamme Ko Halllllllllllkaa Sa Dabaa Diya..
Beejee : Ah.. Beejee Ki Kameez Unke Maammo Se Chipki Hui Thee.. Main-Ne Rangon Ke Paas Ki Chupaa Kar Bhaang Rakhi Thee.. Lekin Main-Ne Us Mein Thoda Sa Roohafzaa (squash) Mix Kar Diyaa Thaa.. Main- Ne Bhaang Ka Ek Gilaas Uthaaya Aur Beejee Ko Diya.. Main Beejee Ke Peeche Tha Aur Beejee Ke Pet Aur Peeth Pe Gulaal Lagaa Raha Tha.. Main- Ne Peeche Se Hi Gilaas Aageh Kiyaa.. Main : Eh Lo Beejee.. Thoda Naashta Vee Karlo.
Beejee : Eh Kee Eh.. Main : Kuch Nahin Beejee.. Rooohafzaa Eh.. Main Pehle Hi Banaa Ke Leh Aayaa See.. Kisi Ne Bahut Tez Volume Pe Gaane Chalaa Diye.. "ang Se Ang Lagaanaa, Sajan Humein Aise Rang Lagaanaa".. Beejee Bhaang Da Saara Gilaas Ik Jhatke Ich Pee Gayee.. Main : Achchaa Lagaa Beejee..
Beejee : Ah Ho.. Tu Pehlee Vaar Itnaa Achchaa Roohafzaa Banayaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. Tussi Bhaang Piti Eh..
Beejee : Ki!. Bhaang. . Main : Ah Ho Beejee.. Holi Teh Bhaang Piti Jaandee Eh. Twaanu Taste Teh Achchaa Lagaa..
Beejee : Taste Teh Theek Eh.. Par Eh Peena Theek Nahin.. Main : Beejee Saal Ich Ik Baar Peeneh Naal Kuch Nahin Hondah.. Aur Loge..
Beejee : Chal.. Thodi De De.. Main : Pehle Thoda Aur Gilaa Ho Lo.. Main-Ne Rang Ka Dibba Utha Ke Unke Sir Pe Daal Diyaa.. Vo Mujhse Dibba Cheeneh Lagee.. Cheenah Jhaptee Mein Hum Dono Ka Balance Bigad Gaya Aur Hum Dono Neeche Gir Gaye.. Khade Khade Thoda Thak Bhi Gaye Theh Isliye Phirse Khadaa Hone Ki Koshish Hi Nahin Ki.. Beejee Let Gayee.. Unhone Ne Mujhse Dibbaa Le Liya Aur Lete Lete Hi Mujh Par Rang Gera.. Main-Ne Ab Ki Baar Pakka Wala Rang Nikaalaa.. Aur Beejee Ke Lagaane Laga..
Beejee : Eh Nahin Ramu.. Eh Pakaa Rang Lagdaa Eh.. Eh Nahin Main : Beejee Agar Pakka Rang Nahin Lagayaa Teh Yaad Kaise Rahegaa Ki Hum Holi Khele Theh.. Lagvaalo Beejee Varna Twaanu Pata Eh Main Teh Lagaa Hi Doongaa.
Beejee : Yeh Rang Asaani Se Nahin Saaf Hoga.. Aur Agar Iss Beech Tere Sardar Aa Gaye Toh Unhen Pata Chal Jaayegaa Ki Main Holi Kheli Eh. Phir O Menu Puchaangeh Ki Kideh Naal Holi Kheli Eh.. Teh Main Ki Kavaangee. . Nahin Main Nahin.. Yeh Keh Ke Beejee Khadi Ho Kar Mujhse Bhaagne Lagee.. Main-Ne Socha Pehle Thodi Bhaang Peelee Jaaye. . Main-Ne Bhaang Ki Bahri Hui Bottle Uthaayi Aur Gata-Gat Peene Lagaa..
Beejee : O Dharma. Inhi Bhaang Na Pee.. Tenu Nasha Chad Jaayegaa.. Main Peetaa Rahaa..
Beejee : O Ramu . Inhi Bhaang Na Pee.. Tenu Nasha Chad Jaayegaa.. Main Peetaa Rahaa..
Beejee : Bus Kar. Bus Kar.. Main-Ne Pooree Bottle Ek Ghnoot Mein Hi Khatam Kar Di. Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Ek Do Bottles Ne Nasha Nahin Chata Tha.. Aur Viase Bhi Jo Bhaang Main Laya Tha Vo Zyaadaa Strong Nahin Thee.. Mujhe Toh Bus Thode Nashe Ka Bahaanaa Chaahiye Tha.. Main : Aaa.. Mazaa Aa Gaya.. Jaan Aa Gayee.. Main Khadaa Hua.. Haath Mein Pakka Waalaa Rang Liya Aur Beejee Ki Taraf Bhaag Pada. Beejee Bhi Bhaag Padi..
Beejee : Haaa.. Haa.. ( Beejee Hass Rahi Thee). Hun Na Pakad Paayegaa Tu Main-Nu.. Eeee Main : Rehne Do Beejee.. (main Beejee Ke Peeche Bhaag Raha Tha).. Ik Minute Di Gal Eh.. Tussi Mere Paas Hoeyge.. Beejee Ke Peeche Bhaag Ke Main-Ne Beejee Ko Peeche Se Pakad Liya.. Main-Ne Unke Peeche Khadeh Hokar Unhen Pet Se Jakad Liya..
Beejee : Chohr Main-Nu.. Badmaash. . Main : Pakad Liya Naa Beejee.. Hun Chuhdaa Ke Dekho..
Beejee : Mere Moonh Te Mat Lagaaiyo Eh Pakka Rang. Eh Rang Utarega Nahin Teh Tere Sahab Samajh Jaayenge Ki Main Holi Kheli Eh. Main-Ne Beejee Ko Aur Jakad Liya.. Main : Moonh Te Nahin Teh Aur Kitheh Lagaavaan Beejee.. Tussi Te Poore Kapde Pen Rakhe Ehn..
Beejee : Ki.. Tenu Bhaang Da Nasha Chahd Gayaa Eh. Chohr Main-Nu.. Main : Beejee.. Rang Te Main Lagaavaanga Hi.. Tussi Bach Nahin Sakde
Beejee : Mnooh Par Te Main Lagaavaangi Nahin.. Mere Kapdeyaan (clothes) Te Lagaa Leh.. Main : Theek Eh Beejee.. Par Eh Galat Gal Eh.. Kher.. Teh Main Twaade Kapdeyaan Te Hi Lagaavaangaa. . Main-Ne Unhen Peeche Se Pet Se Pakad Rahka Tha. Main-Ne Halke Halke Unke Pet Haath Ghumaane Shuru Kiye.. Phir Main-Ne Haath Thode Oopar Kar Diye Aur Kus Ke Dabbaane Laga.. Mere Haath Unke Maammo Se Thode Se Door Theh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Liya Aur Unke Dono Maammo Ke Beech Mein Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Yaad Rahe Ki Main-Ne Beejee Ko Peeche Se Pakad Rakha Tha. Main-Ne Ek Haath Mein Pakka Waala Rang Malaa Aur Usee Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Leke Beejee Ke Left Maamme Pe Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Gubbaaraa Phodne Ke Baad Bhi Main-Ne Unke Maamme Se Haath Nahin Uthaayaa. Ab.. Main Dheeree Dheeree Unke Maamme Pe Pakka Waalaa Rang Malne Laaga. Unka Maamma Mere Haath Mein Poora Fit Nahin Aa Raha Thaa.. Kya Karoon.. Kamina Itna Badaa Thaa.. Main Unke Maamme Pe Haath Ghumaa Raha Tha..
Beejee : Sshh.. Ramu . . Bus Kar.. Main : Nahin Beejee.. Tussi Te Kaha Eh Ki Kapdo Pe Lagaa Le.. Beejee.. . Tussi Bade Soft Soft Ho.. Yeh Keh Kar Main Ab Beejee Ke Saamne Aa Gayaa.. Aur Haath Unki Peeth Pe Le Jaa-Ke Unki Peeth Pe Rang Malneh Laga.. Main Aur Beejee Chipke Hue Theh.. Main-Ne Gubbaaraa Uthaayaa Aur Unke Right Chootad Pe De Phoda. Main Unke Right Chootad Ko Haath Se Dabbaane Laga.. Main Apnaa Doosra Haath Unke Left Chootad Pe Le Aayaa Aur Us Chootad Ko Bhi Dabbaane Laga.. Main-Ne Haathon Mein Aur Rang Malaa. Ab Tak Unke Chootadon Ke Oopar Unki Kameez Aa Rahi Thee. Main- Ne Haathon Mein Rang Malaa Aur Neeche Se Haath Oopar Layaa.. Unki Kameez Ke Andar Se.. Ab Main Unki Chootaden Zyaadaa Achchi Tarah Feel Kar Sakta Tha Kyunki Ab Unke Chootadon Aur Mere Haathon Ke Beech Unki Salwaar Aur Underwear Tha.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Kus Ke Ke Dabaa Rahaa Tha..
Beejee : Ah.. Ramu Ki Karda Payaa Hai Eh.. Main : Beejee Rang Maldaa Payaa Aan.
Beejee : Kaisee Kaisee Jagah Te Rang Maldaa Payaa Eh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Beehee Ke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Laayaa. Aur Ek Ungli Unke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Oopar Neeche Karne Lagaa..
Main : Beejee. Tussi Kinhe Soft Ho.. Jee Chaandaa Eh Main Twaadi Puppee (kiss/chumban) Le Leyaan.. Ek Ungli Se Unke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Oopar Neeche Kar Rahaa Tha Jaise Ki Rang Mal Raha Hoon.. Beejee: Ah.. Hh.. Main- Nu Lagdaa Eh Tera Bhaang Da Nasha Bad-Daa Jaa Reyaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. .. Ik Puppee Lene Do Beejee: Eh Tu Jo Bhi Kar Reyaa Eh Bahang De Nashe Ich Kar Rayaa Eh. Tenu Nahin Pata Tu Ki Karda Payaa Eh Teh Ki Boldaa Payaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. Ik Puppee Dene Ich Twaadaa Ki Chalaa Jaayegaa.. Len Do.. Beejee: Hun Main Ki Kavaan.
Ik Le Leh.. Bus Ik Mere Hnoth (lips) Beejee Ke Chikne Gaalon (cheeks) Se Chipak Gaye.. .. Main-Ne Apnee Ungli Unke Chootadon Ke Bilkul Beech Mein Ghusaadee.. Lekin Unki Salwaar Geelee Hone Ke Kaaran Chootadon Se Itni Tight Ho Gayee Thee Ki Meri Ungle Zyaadaa Andar Na Ghuss Paayee.. Main-Ne Phir Beejee Ke Chootadon Ke Beech Ungli Oopar Neeche Karni Shuru Kar Di.
Mere Honth Beejee Ke Galon Par Theh.. Beejee Dheeeeere Se Boli.. Beejee: Bus Kar. Main-Ne Honth Unke Galon Se Hataaye.. Lekin Mere Haath Unke Chootadon Ko Dabbaa Rahe Theh.. Salwaar Ke Oopar Se Hi. Main Bola.. Main : Beejee.. Tussi Bade Meethe Ho.. Sachi Tuhade Gaal Bilkul Kashmiri Seb (apple) Warge Hun Ek Dum Laal Laal Te Kinne Mulayam, Beejee Ik Puppee Aur Len Do.. Mere Haath Beejee Ke Chootadon Ko Dabba Rahe Theh.. Beejee: Ah.. Nahin.. Eh Tu Nahin..
Bhaang Bol Rahi Hai.. Bus Aur Nahin.. Beejee Ne Khud Ko Mujhse Alag Kiya Aur Boli.. Bada Badmash Hi Tu Je Kr Menu Pata Hunda Ki Tu Mere Naal Is Tarah Holi Khedni Hi Ta Mi Nahi Khedni Si Agar Khed Di Vi Ta Pichkari Naal Hi Khedni Si. Main; Acha Beejee Tusi Pichkari Naal Holi Khedni Si Ta Pehle Kehnde Mere Kol Pichkara Hega Hi Lo Tusi Chaho Ta Mere Pichkare Naal Holi Khed Lawo or Phir Apni Sardarni Ke Samne Hi Khade Khade Apne Laude Ko Sahlane Laga
to Neejee Buri Tarah Se Sharma Gayi or Apna Muh Ghuma Liya Lekin Beejee Ne Menu Kuch Kiya Nahi Bus Muh Ghumake Ina Boli Khasama Eh Ki Karda Hi Tu. Beejee Ne Menu Khasama Kiha Ta Mi Bola Sach Beejee Bana Lo Na Menu Apna Khasam.
Beejee Nu Mi Jiwe Kiha Ki Beejee Menu Apna Khasam Bana Lo . Menu Apna Sardar Bana Lo. , Beejee Ne Mere Te Gussa Nahi Kita per Muskarande Te Sharmande Hoye Kiha Ki Kehnde Piya Hi Tu Pata Vi Hi Tenu Mi Sardarni Haa Te Tu Bhaiya . Mi Samaj Gaya Biji Andaro Andaro Meni Apna Khasam Banan Lai Razi Hi per Upar Inkar Kar Kar Rahi Hi Sayad Dar Naal Ya Duniya Di Sharm Naal per Mi Beejee De Maan Vich Is Sharm Nu Bahar Kadna Si .
Beejee Menu Bhaiya Bol Ke Thale Jaan Lagi Ta Mi Beejee De Chutada Te Jor Di Thappad Marde Kiha , Haye Meri Sardarni Je Tusi Menu Menu Apna Sardar Nahi Banana Ta Pher Meri Bhaiye Rani Ban Jao. Jado Mi Beejee Nu Kiha Ki Meri Bhaiyerani Ban Jaa Ta Beejee Gussa Nahi Hoyi Bus Muskarandi Apni Ungli Muh Vich Paa Meri Aankho Mi Dekh Boli.
Haye Mi Nahi Banana Bhaiye Rani Mi Ta Sardarni Ha Te Sardarni Hi Rehna.
Main; Beejee De Vade Vade Chutad Pakad Ke Us Ni Dabade Kiha Meri Sardarniye Jado Tak Tu Menu Apna Sardar Nahi Kehindi Udo Tak Mi Tenu Apni Bhaiye Rani Hi Samjana Ya Apni Bhaiye Rani Hi Kehna . Beejee Muskrayi Te Bina Koi Jawab Diti Thalle Aa Gayi Moi Vi Apni Sardarni Beejee Nu Jayda Rokne Ki Koshish Nahi Ki Akhir Kafi Masti Toh Le Hi Chukaa Tha.. Phir Mi Apni Sardarni De Piche Thale Aa Gaya.
Phir Dupher Tak Hum Dono Naha-Dho Ke Saaf Ho Chuke Theh.. Beejee Ne Naha Ke White Color Ka Suit Pehna Tha
Aur Bahut Akarshak Lag Rahi Thee. Chunni Nahin Pehne Thee.. Suit Itna Patla Tha Ki Unki Kaali Bra Saaf Saaf Dikh Rahi Thee.. Pata Nahin Aaj Kal Auratein Itna Patla Suit Kyon Pehentee Hain.
Humne Naashta Hi 1:30 Pm Baje Kiya Aur Isliye Lunch Ki Bhook Na Thee.. Kareeban 7 Baje Main Rashoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha.. Beejee Rasoyee Mein Aayee.. Beejee: Ramu.. Ki Bana Raha Eh ? Main : Beejee.. Aaloo- Beh (beh Is a Rod Like Vegetable Which Is Cut Into Pieces Before Making.. It Is Quite Solid and Cannot Be Pressed but Only Cut.. It Is Normally 6 to 12 Inches in Length) Bana Reya Aan.. Beejee Ne Ik Beh Haath Ich Liya.. Beejee: Ramu ..
Tenu Beh Lene Nahin Aande.. Main : Kyon Beejee.. Beejee: Hamesha Moteh Beh Achche Honde Eh. Te Tu Patleh Beh Lite Eh..
Main: Par Beejee Patleh Beh Jaldi Ban Jaande Ehn.. Beejee: Par Swad Moteh Beh Da Hi Achcha Honda Eh. Mujhe Lag Raha Tha Ki Beejee Beh Ke Baare Mein Nahin Aur Kisi Cheez (you Understand! Ki Biji Mote Te Lambe Lund De Bare) Ke Baare Mein Baat Kar Rahi Thee Beejee: Aggon(aage Se) Naal Moteh Moteh Teh Lambeh Beh Liya Kar.. Samajha. .
Main: Changa Meri Bhaiye Rani . Meri Bhaiye Rani Nu Je Kar Mote Mote Te Lambe Pasand Hi Ta Ohi Lawaga Mi .. Waise Meri Bhaiye Rani Tussi Iss Suit Ich Bahut Sundar Lagde Paye O. Iss Suit Da Rang Twaade Gore Rang Te Khoob Match Karda Peyaa Eh.. Beejee: Ramu Tenu Kinni Wari Kiha Mi Bhaiye Rani Nahi Mi Ta Sardarni Ha Sardarni . Mi Beejee Ke Chutada Te Thaappad Marde Kiha Sardarni Ta Tahi Kahanga Je Tusi Menu Apna Sardar Banaoge Te Jado Rak Menu Sardar Nahi Banana Mi Ta Bhaiye Rani Hi Kehna Kyu Jasmeet Kaure Mi Hum Beejee Da Naa Lee Ke Unha Bulayan Lagan Jad Beejee Ne Kuch Naa Kia Taa Mi Phir Beejee De Tarbuj Warge Wade Wade Chittada Te Thappad Marde Kiha Hun Taa Tenu Jasmeet Kaur to Apni Jasmeet Kair Mishra Banauna Hun Tu Jas Kado Banana Jasmeet Kour Mishra Meri Bhaiye Raniya Beejee Kuch Na Boli Bus Muskara Padi. Beejee Achchaa..
Main: Beejee Je Tussi Bura Na Manno Teh Mera Dil Chaanda Eh Ki Twaadi Ik Puppee Aur Le La.. Beejee: Teri Holi Khatam Nahin Hui.
Main: Holi Teh Khatam Ho Gayee Lekin Tussi Te O Hi Ho.. Beejee: Main Nahin.. Ik Puppee Le Li.. Bus.. Aur Nahin
Main: Please Beejee.. Len Do Na.. Ik Puppee Naal Twaada Ki Chala Jaayegaa.. Beejee: Tu Khaana Bana.. Main Bahar Jaa Rahee Aan Yeh Keh Kar Beejee Rasoyee Se Bahar Chalee Gayee.. Humne Khaana Khaya Aur Soneh Chale Gaye.. Agli Subeh Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gaya Toh Beejee so Rahi Thee
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh..
Beejee: Ahhmmmm.. (angdaayee Lete Hue)…. Le Aayaa..
Main Chaaye Rakhe Ke Baad Bhi Beejee Ko Dekhta Raha..
Beejee: Ramu .. Aise Ki Dekh Da Peyaa Eh..
Main: Mi Dekhda Pia Hi Ki Meri Bhaiye Rani Kinni Sohni Hi .. Tussi Jad so Ke Uth De Ho Te Itne Sundar Kyon Lag De O…tussi Itne Sundar Lagde O Ki Twaadi Puppee Len Da Jee Karda Eh..
Beejee: Phir Puppee.. Subeh Subeh.. Halli Main so Ke Uthi Nahin Ki Tu Puppee Maangda Peyaa Eh..
Main: Len Do Na..
Beejee: Offf.. O.. Nahin Di Te Tu Poore Din Maangda Rahegaa….. . Le Le..
Beejee Leti Hui Thee.. Main Beejee Ke Paas Gayaa.. Unke Palang (bed) Par Chada.. Aur Apne Hnoth Unke Kaano (ears) Ke Paas Layaa.. Aur Dheere Se Bola..
Main: Beejee…tussi Bade Soft Soft Ho..
Beejee: Kinhi Vaar Main-Nu Dussega Ki Main Soft Soft Aan…….. Hun Le Puppee
Main: Beejee…kithon Di (kahan Ki) Puppee Laa..
Beejee: Puppee Te Gaalon Di Lee Jaandi Eh.. Aur Kithon Di ?
Main: Beejee Gaalon Di Te Kal Le Lee See…aaj Kahin Aur Ki Len Do..
Beejee: Aur Kithon Di Leni Eh..
Main: Apne Gale (neck) Di Len Do..
Beejee: Gale Di..
Main: Haan Beejee..
Beejee: Chal Le Le.. Aur Mera Peecha Chohr..
Main-Ne Apne Honth Geeleh Kiye Aur Beejee Ke Gale Ko Choomne Lagaa…
Main-Ne Ek Haath Beejee Ke Pet Pe Rakh Diya.. Aur Halka Halka Ghumaane Lagaa..
Beejee: Ramu . . Aaahhhh
Main Kuch Der Apni Sardarni Ke Gale Ko Choomta Raha.. Kabhi Left Se Kabhi Right Se…aur Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Ghumaata Raha..
Beejee: Bus Kar.. Ve. . Meri Chaa Thandee Ho Jaayegee.. Main Alag Ho Gayaa
Beejee: Hun Te Theek Eh.. Khush..
Main: Aa Ho Beejee…maza Aa Gayaa.. Tussi Te Chaa Piyoge Par Main Te Sharbat Pee Lita Eh.. Twaade Gale Se.. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Kina Swadist Si Maza Aa Gaya. Beejee Meri Gaal Sun Ke Muskara Padi.
Dupher Ko Kareeb 1:30 Pm Baje Main Rasoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha Toh Beejee Aayee…… Beejee Ne Aaj Pehlee Baar Sleeve-Less Kameez Pehnee Thee…beejee Ki Gori Gori Baahein Dekh Kar Mere Moonh Ich Paani Aa Gayaa..
Beejee: Ki Banaanda Peyaa Eh ?
Main: Paalak Paneer..
Main: Beejee…tussi Suit Di Baavaan (sleeves) Cut Diti Ehn..
Beejee: Main Nahin Cut-Tee.. Eh Suit Sleeveless Hai..
Main: Beejee.. Eh Gal Galat Hai..
Beejee: Kaunsi Gal ?
Main: Main Twaadi Gori Gori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Main Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lendah.. Tussi Hun Main-Nu Apni Baavaan Dikhaande Paye Ho..
Beejee: Kyun Tu Pehle Meri Baavaan Nahin Dekhi.. Main Pehle Vi Te Half Sleeves Di Kameez Paandi See..
Main: Par Poori Baavaan Te Aaj Hi Dekhi Ehn…main Twaadi Poori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lenda.. Tussi Main-Nu Dhokha Dita Eh..
Beejee: Te Tu Ki Chaanda Eh ?
Main: Twaade Baavaan Di Puppee..
Beejee: Tu Khaana Te Bana.. Baad Ich Dekhaange
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Abhi Len Do..
Beejee: Hun.. Rasoyee Ich..
Main: Puppee Len Waastey Koi Khaas Kamra Naihn Chaahiye..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Le..
Main Beejee Ko Rasoyee Ki Deewar Ke Paas Le Gaya Aur Unko Deewar Ke Saath Laga Diya.. Phir Main Beejee Ki Gori Aur Nangi Baahon Ko Choomne Laga.. Main-Ne Unki Kalaayee (wrist) Se Shuru Kiya Aur Dheere Dheere Oopar Aata Gaya.. Ab Main Beejee Ke Kandhe (shoulder) Ke Paas Unki Nangi Baahein Ko Choom Raha Tha
Beejee: Oh.. Ramu .. Tu Teh Pagal Hee Ho Gaya Eh..
Main: Beejee Mi Tahanu Pagal Nahi Kitta Balki Tussi Main-Nu Pagal Kita Eh……apnee Baah (arm) Oopar Karo..
Beejee: Kyon ?..
Main: Karo Teh Sahi..
Beejee Apnee Baah Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Lee.. Hands-Up Position Mein.. Main Beejee Ke Baahon Ka Andar Wala Portion Choomne Laga.. Beejee Ki Dono Arms Oopar Thee.. Aur Main Unki Arms Pe Kisses Kar Raha Tha.. Main-Ne Apne Haath Unki Kamar Pe Rakh Diye.. Phir Unki Peeth Pe…. Aur Phir.. Unke Chootad Pe..
Beejee: Mere Iss Jagah Thode Baal Hain…isliye Shaayad Tenu Pasand Na Aaye
Main: Beejee Ki Gaal Tusi Apne Baal Saaf Nahi Karde
Beejee; Nahi Ramu Mi Sardarni Aaaaaaaaaa Te Sardarni Apne Baal Saaf Nahi Kardiya
Main; Beejee Phir Ta Tuhadi Ithe Vi Kafi Baal Hone Ve Meri Baat Sun Sun Beejee Sharma Gayi Te Boli Hun Je Tu Jayda Boliya Te Mar Khayenga
Beejee Ne Apne Kachh Se Apni Kameez Jhatke Se Neeche Kari.. Unke Kachh Mein Thode Baal Theh..
Main-Ne Ek Dum Se Apna Moonh Unke Kachh Mein Ghusaa Diya.. Aur Choomne Laga.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Bhi Dabba Raha Tha
Beejee: Aaah.. Ssss.. ..
Main Beejee Ko Choom Raha Tha Toh Mmmcchh.. Mmmcchh. . Ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thee.. Ab Main Apnee Jeebh (tongue) Beejee Ke Kachh Ke Baalon Pe Chaalneh Lagaa…..
Beejee: Oohh.. Sss.. Ramu…tenu Eh Jagah Pasand Aayee Eh..
Main: Bahot…. Ice Cream Chaatan Naalo Se Teh Twaade Kachh De Chaat-Neh Vich Jayda Maza Aata Hi.. Twaade Kachh Di Gundh (smell) Bhi Saare Perfumes Se Achchi Hai…twaade Kachh Bahot Garam Hain..
Beejee: Haye.. Ss.. Meri Itni Taareef Na Kar…uumm. Sss. .
Main: Twaade Gaal Teh Gardan Meethe.. Twaade Kachh Namkeen.. Twaada Kachh Kitna Tasty Eh.. Ahh..
Main Beejee Ke Kachh Chaat Raha Tha.. Chootad Dabba Raha Thaa…. Itneh Mein Phone Ki Ghantee Baji..
Beejee: Chohr Main-Nu.. Phone Hai.
Main: Chohro Phone Noo..
Beejee: Nahin Nahin ..
Beejee Phone Uthaane Chalee Gayee……. Unke Pati Ka Phone Tha…veh Kaafi Der Tak Baatein Kartu Rahi…. Main-Ne Roti Banalee Aur Humnein Khaana Kha Liya…. Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baad Saara Kaam Khatam Karne Ke Baad Main-Ne Beejee Se Kaha..
Main: Beejee…. Dupher Noo Tussi Main-Nu Puppee Poori Nahin Karne Di.. O.. Phone Aa Gayaa See Na..
Beejee: Hun Nahin…main- Nu Neend Aa Rahee Eh…. Kal Dekhaange. Agleh Din Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gayaa… Beejee Ne Vahi Apna Patlaa Vaalaa Suit Pehna Hua Tha..
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh
Beejee: Rakh De..
Main Vahin Khada Rahaa..
Beejee: Tenu Roz Subeh Subeh Puppee Chaayee Di Eh..
Main: Beejee.. Kal Tussi Puppee Noo Adhoora Chohr Dita See..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Karle Hun Adhoora Kaam Poora.
Main Beejee Ke Palang Par Chad Gayaa…apna Moonh Unke Kachh Ke Paas Le Gaya..
Main: Par Beejee.. Tussi O Suit Nahin Pehen Rakha Jo Kal Pehen Rakha See….
Beejee: Teh Tu Dus.. Hun Ki Karaa.. O Suit Teh Main Naha Ke Pavaangi (pehenoongi)
Main: Teh Hun Aur Kitheh Di Puppee Len Do..
Beejee: Kitheh Di ?..
Main: Uthon (vahan) Di..
Beejee: Uthon Kithon Di (vahan Kahan Ki) ?
Main: O.. Chunni Waali Jagah Di.. Mi Beejee De Mote Mote Mamme Wal Ishara Kita.
Beejee: Sharma Ke Chunni Waali Jagah.. Nahin Nahin.. Uthon Di Puppee Nahin Lene Dungi..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
beejee Bina Koi Jawab Dite Jaan Lagi Ta Mi Beejee Da Hath Phad Lia . Beejee Mere Kolo Hath Chudan Di Koshish Kar Lagi Te Boli. Please Ramu Chad Na Menu.
Main; Nahi Beejee Mi Nahi Chadna Tuhada Hath Nahi Ta Tussi Itho Chale Jaana
Beejee ; Nahi Jawangi Ithe Sachi
Main; Meri Kasam Kha K Bolo.
Beejee: (peechha Chudane Ki Koshish Mein) Tumahri Kasam Ramu, Mani Nahi Bhagugi. Beejee Mere Samne Sharmayi Nazre Jhukaye Khadi Thi to Maine Honsla Kar Beejee Se Pucha, Beejee Aap Hamse Prem Nahi Karte Kya ? Beejee Meri Baat Sun Kar Chup Thi or Sharm Se Aankhe Jhukaye Thi.
Beejee ; Ramu Ye Tum Kya Bol Rahe Hi Mere Liye Mi Tumare Liye Kuch Bi Nahi Mi to Tumhe Bacha Hi Samjati Hu Aur Jise Tum Prem Bolte Ho Who Kuchh Aur Hai.
Aur Aisi Koi Aurat Kisi Se Prem Nahi Karti. or Beejee Jaise Hi Bahar Jane Lagi to Maine Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Liya to Beejee Boli Plz Ramu Chodo Na Maine Note Kiya Beejee Muj Se Hath Chodane Ki Jayda Koshish Nahi Kar Rahi Thi. Main; Beejee Hamne Apki Baat Mani Thi Pehle Aur Chhoda Tha . Abh Aap Ko Hamari Baat Manni Hogi.
Beejee : Kya ?
Main: Muje Apni Sardarni Beejee Ke Mast Raseelle Gulabi Honthon Ki Pappi Chahiye.
Beejee : Ohhh.. Haaa.. Tu Teh Meri Kameez Vee Kharab Kharega.. Main : Teh Holi Ich Kapde Kahan Bachteh Hai Beejee. Ab Beejee Ne Jhuk Kar Thoga Gulaal Uthaayaa Aur Mud Kar Mere Moonh Par Malneh Lagee..
Beejee : Tu Mere Hi Lagaandaa Rahega. Kya.. Main Tere Vee Teh Lagaavaangi. . Beejee Mere Moonh Pe Gulaal Lagaa Rahi Thee.. Mere Haath Unke Pet Pe Theh.. Main-Ne Bhi Thoda Gulaal Aur Liya.. Aur Haath Unki Peeth (back) Ke Peeche Le Jaake Unki Peeth Pe Gulaaal Ragadneh Lagaaa.
Unki Kameez Unki Skin Se Chipki Hui Thee Isliye Mere Haath Unki Skin Ke Bilkul Paas Theh.. Beejee Ne Rang Ka Dibbaa Uthaa Ke Mere Sir Pe Daal Diyaa. Mere Haath Unki Peeth Pe Theh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Rakhaa Aur Phir Dabbaaneh Lagaa. . Beejee Phir Hassneh Lagee
Beejee : Haaaaaaaa.. Haaaaaaa Aaaa. Eeeeeee. .
Beejee Thoda Choodaaneh Ki Koshish Karneh Lagee Toh Main Phir Unke Peeche Aa Gayaa. Beejee Hass Rahee Thee.. Main- Ne Ek Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Liya Aur Haath Mein Rakhteh Hue Hi Beejee Ki Dhunnee (navel) Pe De Maaraa..
Beejee : Ah.. Main Beejee Ke Gudgudee Ab-Bhi Kar Raha Tha Aur Beejee Hass Rahee Thee.. Main-Ne Ek Gubbaara Aur Liya Haath Mein Aur Beejee Ke Right Maamme Pe De Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Ramu.. Kitheh (where) Maardaa Payaa Eh.. Main-Ne Gubbaara Maarteh Hi Maamme Se Haath Hattaa Liya Main : Beejee Tussi Vee Teh Dekho Iss Jagah Gubbaara Lagdaa Eh Teh Kaisa Lagdaa Eh.. Main-Ne Ek Gubbaara Aur Liya Aur Haath Mein Hi Rakhteh Hue Beejee Ke Left Maamme Pe De Phodaa..
Beejee : Ah.. Holi Eh.. Iss Baar Main-Ne Gubbaara Phatneh Ke Baad Beejee Ke Maamme Ko Halllllllllllkaa Sa Dabaa Diya..
Beejee : Ah.. Beejee Ki Kameez Unke Maammo Se Chipki Hui Thee.. Main-Ne Rangon Ke Paas Ki Chupaa Kar Bhaang Rakhi Thee.. Lekin Main-Ne Us Mein Thoda Sa Roohafzaa (squash) Mix Kar Diyaa Thaa.. Main- Ne Bhaang Ka Ek Gilaas Uthaaya Aur Beejee Ko Diya.. Main Beejee Ke Peeche Tha Aur Beejee Ke Pet Aur Peeth Pe Gulaal Lagaa Raha Tha.. Main- Ne Peeche Se Hi Gilaas Aageh Kiyaa.. Main : Eh Lo Beejee.. Thoda Naashta Vee Karlo.
Beejee : Eh Kee Eh.. Main : Kuch Nahin Beejee.. Rooohafzaa Eh.. Main Pehle Hi Banaa Ke Leh Aayaa See.. Kisi Ne Bahut Tez Volume Pe Gaane Chalaa Diye.. "ang Se Ang Lagaanaa, Sajan Humein Aise Rang Lagaanaa".. Beejee Bhaang Da Saara Gilaas Ik Jhatke Ich Pee Gayee.. Main : Achchaa Lagaa Beejee..
Beejee : Ah Ho.. Tu Pehlee Vaar Itnaa Achchaa Roohafzaa Banayaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. Tussi Bhaang Piti Eh..
Beejee : Ki!. Bhaang. . Main : Ah Ho Beejee.. Holi Teh Bhaang Piti Jaandee Eh. Twaanu Taste Teh Achchaa Lagaa..
Beejee : Taste Teh Theek Eh.. Par Eh Peena Theek Nahin.. Main : Beejee Saal Ich Ik Baar Peeneh Naal Kuch Nahin Hondah.. Aur Loge..
Beejee : Chal.. Thodi De De.. Main : Pehle Thoda Aur Gilaa Ho Lo.. Main-Ne Rang Ka Dibba Utha Ke Unke Sir Pe Daal Diyaa.. Vo Mujhse Dibba Cheeneh Lagee.. Cheenah Jhaptee Mein Hum Dono Ka Balance Bigad Gaya Aur Hum Dono Neeche Gir Gaye.. Khade Khade Thoda Thak Bhi Gaye Theh Isliye Phirse Khadaa Hone Ki Koshish Hi Nahin Ki.. Beejee Let Gayee.. Unhone Ne Mujhse Dibbaa Le Liya Aur Lete Lete Hi Mujh Par Rang Gera.. Main-Ne Ab Ki Baar Pakka Wala Rang Nikaalaa.. Aur Beejee Ke Lagaane Laga..
Beejee : Eh Nahin Ramu.. Eh Pakaa Rang Lagdaa Eh.. Eh Nahin Main : Beejee Agar Pakka Rang Nahin Lagayaa Teh Yaad Kaise Rahegaa Ki Hum Holi Khele Theh.. Lagvaalo Beejee Varna Twaanu Pata Eh Main Teh Lagaa Hi Doongaa.
Beejee : Yeh Rang Asaani Se Nahin Saaf Hoga.. Aur Agar Iss Beech Tere Sardar Aa Gaye Toh Unhen Pata Chal Jaayegaa Ki Main Holi Kheli Eh. Phir O Menu Puchaangeh Ki Kideh Naal Holi Kheli Eh.. Teh Main Ki Kavaangee. . Nahin Main Nahin.. Yeh Keh Ke Beejee Khadi Ho Kar Mujhse Bhaagne Lagee.. Main-Ne Socha Pehle Thodi Bhaang Peelee Jaaye. . Main-Ne Bhaang Ki Bahri Hui Bottle Uthaayi Aur Gata-Gat Peene Lagaa..
Beejee : O Dharma. Inhi Bhaang Na Pee.. Tenu Nasha Chad Jaayegaa.. Main Peetaa Rahaa..
Beejee : O Ramu . Inhi Bhaang Na Pee.. Tenu Nasha Chad Jaayegaa.. Main Peetaa Rahaa..
Beejee : Bus Kar. Bus Kar.. Main-Ne Pooree Bottle Ek Ghnoot Mein Hi Khatam Kar Di. Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Ek Do Bottles Ne Nasha Nahin Chata Tha.. Aur Viase Bhi Jo Bhaang Main Laya Tha Vo Zyaadaa Strong Nahin Thee.. Mujhe Toh Bus Thode Nashe Ka Bahaanaa Chaahiye Tha.. Main : Aaa.. Mazaa Aa Gaya.. Jaan Aa Gayee.. Main Khadaa Hua.. Haath Mein Pakka Waalaa Rang Liya Aur Beejee Ki Taraf Bhaag Pada. Beejee Bhi Bhaag Padi..
Beejee : Haaa.. Haa.. ( Beejee Hass Rahi Thee). Hun Na Pakad Paayegaa Tu Main-Nu.. Eeee Main : Rehne Do Beejee.. (main Beejee Ke Peeche Bhaag Raha Tha).. Ik Minute Di Gal Eh.. Tussi Mere Paas Hoeyge.. Beejee Ke Peeche Bhaag Ke Main-Ne Beejee Ko Peeche Se Pakad Liya.. Main-Ne Unke Peeche Khadeh Hokar Unhen Pet Se Jakad Liya..
Beejee : Chohr Main-Nu.. Badmaash. . Main : Pakad Liya Naa Beejee.. Hun Chuhdaa Ke Dekho..
Beejee : Mere Moonh Te Mat Lagaaiyo Eh Pakka Rang. Eh Rang Utarega Nahin Teh Tere Sahab Samajh Jaayenge Ki Main Holi Kheli Eh. Main-Ne Beejee Ko Aur Jakad Liya.. Main : Moonh Te Nahin Teh Aur Kitheh Lagaavaan Beejee.. Tussi Te Poore Kapde Pen Rakhe Ehn..
Beejee : Ki.. Tenu Bhaang Da Nasha Chahd Gayaa Eh. Chohr Main-Nu.. Main : Beejee.. Rang Te Main Lagaavaanga Hi.. Tussi Bach Nahin Sakde
Beejee : Mnooh Par Te Main Lagaavaangi Nahin.. Mere Kapdeyaan (clothes) Te Lagaa Leh.. Main : Theek Eh Beejee.. Par Eh Galat Gal Eh.. Kher.. Teh Main Twaade Kapdeyaan Te Hi Lagaavaangaa. . Main-Ne Unhen Peeche Se Pet Se Pakad Rahka Tha. Main-Ne Halke Halke Unke Pet Haath Ghumaane Shuru Kiye.. Phir Main-Ne Haath Thode Oopar Kar Diye Aur Kus Ke Dabbaane Laga.. Mere Haath Unke Maammo Se Thode Se Door Theh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Liya Aur Unke Dono Maammo Ke Beech Mein Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Yaad Rahe Ki Main-Ne Beejee Ko Peeche Se Pakad Rakha Tha. Main-Ne Ek Haath Mein Pakka Waala Rang Malaa Aur Usee Haath Mein Gubbaaraa Leke Beejee Ke Left Maamme Pe Phoda..
Beejee : Ah.. Gubbaaraa Phodne Ke Baad Bhi Main-Ne Unke Maamme Se Haath Nahin Uthaayaa. Ab.. Main Dheeree Dheeree Unke Maamme Pe Pakka Waalaa Rang Malne Laaga. Unka Maamma Mere Haath Mein Poora Fit Nahin Aa Raha Thaa.. Kya Karoon.. Kamina Itna Badaa Thaa.. Main Unke Maamme Pe Haath Ghumaa Raha Tha..
Beejee : Sshh.. Ramu . . Bus Kar.. Main : Nahin Beejee.. Tussi Te Kaha Eh Ki Kapdo Pe Lagaa Le.. Beejee.. . Tussi Bade Soft Soft Ho.. Yeh Keh Kar Main Ab Beejee Ke Saamne Aa Gayaa.. Aur Haath Unki Peeth Pe Le Jaa-Ke Unki Peeth Pe Rang Malneh Laga.. Main Aur Beejee Chipke Hue Theh.. Main-Ne Gubbaaraa Uthaayaa Aur Unke Right Chootad Pe De Phoda. Main Unke Right Chootad Ko Haath Se Dabbaane Laga.. Main Apnaa Doosra Haath Unke Left Chootad Pe Le Aayaa Aur Us Chootad Ko Bhi Dabbaane Laga.. Main-Ne Haathon Mein Aur Rang Malaa. Ab Tak Unke Chootadon Ke Oopar Unki Kameez Aa Rahi Thee. Main- Ne Haathon Mein Rang Malaa Aur Neeche Se Haath Oopar Layaa.. Unki Kameez Ke Andar Se.. Ab Main Unki Chootaden Zyaadaa Achchi Tarah Feel Kar Sakta Tha Kyunki Ab Unke Chootadon Aur Mere Haathon Ke Beech Unki Salwaar Aur Underwear Tha.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Kus Ke Ke Dabaa Rahaa Tha..
Beejee : Ah.. Ramu Ki Karda Payaa Hai Eh.. Main : Beejee Rang Maldaa Payaa Aan.
Beejee : Kaisee Kaisee Jagah Te Rang Maldaa Payaa Eh.. Main-Ne Ek Haath Beehee Ke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Laayaa. Aur Ek Ungli Unke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Oopar Neeche Karne Lagaa..
Main : Beejee. Tussi Kinhe Soft Ho.. Jee Chaandaa Eh Main Twaadi Puppee (kiss/chumban) Le Leyaan.. Ek Ungli Se Unke Chootadon Ke Beech Mein Oopar Neeche Kar Rahaa Tha Jaise Ki Rang Mal Raha Hoon.. Beejee: Ah.. Hh.. Main- Nu Lagdaa Eh Tera Bhaang Da Nasha Bad-Daa Jaa Reyaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. .. Ik Puppee Lene Do Beejee: Eh Tu Jo Bhi Kar Reyaa Eh Bahang De Nashe Ich Kar Rayaa Eh. Tenu Nahin Pata Tu Ki Karda Payaa Eh Teh Ki Boldaa Payaa Eh.. Main : Beejee.. Ik Puppee Dene Ich Twaadaa Ki Chalaa Jaayegaa.. Len Do.. Beejee: Hun Main Ki Kavaan.
Ik Le Leh.. Bus Ik Mere Hnoth (lips) Beejee Ke Chikne Gaalon (cheeks) Se Chipak Gaye.. .. Main-Ne Apnee Ungli Unke Chootadon Ke Bilkul Beech Mein Ghusaadee.. Lekin Unki Salwaar Geelee Hone Ke Kaaran Chootadon Se Itni Tight Ho Gayee Thee Ki Meri Ungle Zyaadaa Andar Na Ghuss Paayee.. Main-Ne Phir Beejee Ke Chootadon Ke Beech Ungli Oopar Neeche Karni Shuru Kar Di.
Mere Honth Beejee Ke Galon Par Theh.. Beejee Dheeeeere Se Boli.. Beejee: Bus Kar. Main-Ne Honth Unke Galon Se Hataaye.. Lekin Mere Haath Unke Chootadon Ko Dabbaa Rahe Theh.. Salwaar Ke Oopar Se Hi. Main Bola.. Main : Beejee.. Tussi Bade Meethe Ho.. Sachi Tuhade Gaal Bilkul Kashmiri Seb (apple) Warge Hun Ek Dum Laal Laal Te Kinne Mulayam, Beejee Ik Puppee Aur Len Do.. Mere Haath Beejee Ke Chootadon Ko Dabba Rahe Theh.. Beejee: Ah.. Nahin.. Eh Tu Nahin..
Bhaang Bol Rahi Hai.. Bus Aur Nahin.. Beejee Ne Khud Ko Mujhse Alag Kiya Aur Boli.. Bada Badmash Hi Tu Je Kr Menu Pata Hunda Ki Tu Mere Naal Is Tarah Holi Khedni Hi Ta Mi Nahi Khedni Si Agar Khed Di Vi Ta Pichkari Naal Hi Khedni Si. Main; Acha Beejee Tusi Pichkari Naal Holi Khedni Si Ta Pehle Kehnde Mere Kol Pichkara Hega Hi Lo Tusi Chaho Ta Mere Pichkare Naal Holi Khed Lawo or Phir Apni Sardarni Ke Samne Hi Khade Khade Apne Laude Ko Sahlane Laga
to Neejee Buri Tarah Se Sharma Gayi or Apna Muh Ghuma Liya Lekin Beejee Ne Menu Kuch Kiya Nahi Bus Muh Ghumake Ina Boli Khasama Eh Ki Karda Hi Tu. Beejee Ne Menu Khasama Kiha Ta Mi Bola Sach Beejee Bana Lo Na Menu Apna Khasam.
Beejee Nu Mi Jiwe Kiha Ki Beejee Menu Apna Khasam Bana Lo . Menu Apna Sardar Bana Lo. , Beejee Ne Mere Te Gussa Nahi Kita per Muskarande Te Sharmande Hoye Kiha Ki Kehnde Piya Hi Tu Pata Vi Hi Tenu Mi Sardarni Haa Te Tu Bhaiya . Mi Samaj Gaya Biji Andaro Andaro Meni Apna Khasam Banan Lai Razi Hi per Upar Inkar Kar Kar Rahi Hi Sayad Dar Naal Ya Duniya Di Sharm Naal per Mi Beejee De Maan Vich Is Sharm Nu Bahar Kadna Si .
Beejee Menu Bhaiya Bol Ke Thale Jaan Lagi Ta Mi Beejee De Chutada Te Jor Di Thappad Marde Kiha , Haye Meri Sardarni Je Tusi Menu Menu Apna Sardar Nahi Banana Ta Pher Meri Bhaiye Rani Ban Jao. Jado Mi Beejee Nu Kiha Ki Meri Bhaiyerani Ban Jaa Ta Beejee Gussa Nahi Hoyi Bus Muskarandi Apni Ungli Muh Vich Paa Meri Aankho Mi Dekh Boli.
Haye Mi Nahi Banana Bhaiye Rani Mi Ta Sardarni Ha Te Sardarni Hi Rehna.
Main; Beejee De Vade Vade Chutad Pakad Ke Us Ni Dabade Kiha Meri Sardarniye Jado Tak Tu Menu Apna Sardar Nahi Kehindi Udo Tak Mi Tenu Apni Bhaiye Rani Hi Samjana Ya Apni Bhaiye Rani Hi Kehna . Beejee Muskrayi Te Bina Koi Jawab Diti Thalle Aa Gayi Moi Vi Apni Sardarni Beejee Nu Jayda Rokne Ki Koshish Nahi Ki Akhir Kafi Masti Toh Le Hi Chukaa Tha.. Phir Mi Apni Sardarni De Piche Thale Aa Gaya.
Phir Dupher Tak Hum Dono Naha-Dho Ke Saaf Ho Chuke Theh.. Beejee Ne Naha Ke White Color Ka Suit Pehna Tha
Aur Bahut Akarshak Lag Rahi Thee. Chunni Nahin Pehne Thee.. Suit Itna Patla Tha Ki Unki Kaali Bra Saaf Saaf Dikh Rahi Thee.. Pata Nahin Aaj Kal Auratein Itna Patla Suit Kyon Pehentee Hain.
Humne Naashta Hi 1:30 Pm Baje Kiya Aur Isliye Lunch Ki Bhook Na Thee.. Kareeban 7 Baje Main Rashoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha.. Beejee Rasoyee Mein Aayee.. Beejee: Ramu.. Ki Bana Raha Eh ? Main : Beejee.. Aaloo- Beh (beh Is a Rod Like Vegetable Which Is Cut Into Pieces Before Making.. It Is Quite Solid and Cannot Be Pressed but Only Cut.. It Is Normally 6 to 12 Inches in Length) Bana Reya Aan.. Beejee Ne Ik Beh Haath Ich Liya.. Beejee: Ramu ..
Tenu Beh Lene Nahin Aande.. Main : Kyon Beejee.. Beejee: Hamesha Moteh Beh Achche Honde Eh. Te Tu Patleh Beh Lite Eh..
Main: Par Beejee Patleh Beh Jaldi Ban Jaande Ehn.. Beejee: Par Swad Moteh Beh Da Hi Achcha Honda Eh. Mujhe Lag Raha Tha Ki Beejee Beh Ke Baare Mein Nahin Aur Kisi Cheez (you Understand! Ki Biji Mote Te Lambe Lund De Bare) Ke Baare Mein Baat Kar Rahi Thee Beejee: Aggon(aage Se) Naal Moteh Moteh Teh Lambeh Beh Liya Kar.. Samajha. .
Main: Changa Meri Bhaiye Rani . Meri Bhaiye Rani Nu Je Kar Mote Mote Te Lambe Pasand Hi Ta Ohi Lawaga Mi .. Waise Meri Bhaiye Rani Tussi Iss Suit Ich Bahut Sundar Lagde Paye O. Iss Suit Da Rang Twaade Gore Rang Te Khoob Match Karda Peyaa Eh.. Beejee: Ramu Tenu Kinni Wari Kiha Mi Bhaiye Rani Nahi Mi Ta Sardarni Ha Sardarni . Mi Beejee Ke Chutada Te Thaappad Marde Kiha Sardarni Ta Tahi Kahanga Je Tusi Menu Apna Sardar Banaoge Te Jado Rak Menu Sardar Nahi Banana Mi Ta Bhaiye Rani Hi Kehna Kyu Jasmeet Kaure Mi Hum Beejee Da Naa Lee Ke Unha Bulayan Lagan Jad Beejee Ne Kuch Naa Kia Taa Mi Phir Beejee De Tarbuj Warge Wade Wade Chittada Te Thappad Marde Kiha Hun Taa Tenu Jasmeet Kaur to Apni Jasmeet Kair Mishra Banauna Hun Tu Jas Kado Banana Jasmeet Kour Mishra Meri Bhaiye Raniya Beejee Kuch Na Boli Bus Muskara Padi. Beejee Achchaa..
Main: Beejee Je Tussi Bura Na Manno Teh Mera Dil Chaanda Eh Ki Twaadi Ik Puppee Aur Le La.. Beejee: Teri Holi Khatam Nahin Hui.
Main: Holi Teh Khatam Ho Gayee Lekin Tussi Te O Hi Ho.. Beejee: Main Nahin.. Ik Puppee Le Li.. Bus.. Aur Nahin
Main: Please Beejee.. Len Do Na.. Ik Puppee Naal Twaada Ki Chala Jaayegaa.. Beejee: Tu Khaana Bana.. Main Bahar Jaa Rahee Aan Yeh Keh Kar Beejee Rasoyee Se Bahar Chalee Gayee.. Humne Khaana Khaya Aur Soneh Chale Gaye.. Agli Subeh Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gaya Toh Beejee so Rahi Thee
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh..
Beejee: Ahhmmmm.. (angdaayee Lete Hue)…. Le Aayaa..
Main Chaaye Rakhe Ke Baad Bhi Beejee Ko Dekhta Raha..
Beejee: Ramu .. Aise Ki Dekh Da Peyaa Eh..
Main: Mi Dekhda Pia Hi Ki Meri Bhaiye Rani Kinni Sohni Hi .. Tussi Jad so Ke Uth De Ho Te Itne Sundar Kyon Lag De O…tussi Itne Sundar Lagde O Ki Twaadi Puppee Len Da Jee Karda Eh..
Beejee: Phir Puppee.. Subeh Subeh.. Halli Main so Ke Uthi Nahin Ki Tu Puppee Maangda Peyaa Eh..
Main: Len Do Na..
Beejee: Offf.. O.. Nahin Di Te Tu Poore Din Maangda Rahegaa….. . Le Le..
Beejee Leti Hui Thee.. Main Beejee Ke Paas Gayaa.. Unke Palang (bed) Par Chada.. Aur Apne Hnoth Unke Kaano (ears) Ke Paas Layaa.. Aur Dheere Se Bola..
Main: Beejee…tussi Bade Soft Soft Ho..
Beejee: Kinhi Vaar Main-Nu Dussega Ki Main Soft Soft Aan…….. Hun Le Puppee
Main: Beejee…kithon Di (kahan Ki) Puppee Laa..
Beejee: Puppee Te Gaalon Di Lee Jaandi Eh.. Aur Kithon Di ?
Main: Beejee Gaalon Di Te Kal Le Lee See…aaj Kahin Aur Ki Len Do..
Beejee: Aur Kithon Di Leni Eh..
Main: Apne Gale (neck) Di Len Do..
Beejee: Gale Di..
Main: Haan Beejee..
Beejee: Chal Le Le.. Aur Mera Peecha Chohr..
Main-Ne Apne Honth Geeleh Kiye Aur Beejee Ke Gale Ko Choomne Lagaa…
Main-Ne Ek Haath Beejee Ke Pet Pe Rakh Diya.. Aur Halka Halka Ghumaane Lagaa..
Beejee: Ramu . . Aaahhhh
Main Kuch Der Apni Sardarni Ke Gale Ko Choomta Raha.. Kabhi Left Se Kabhi Right Se…aur Ek Haath Unke Pet Pe Ghumaata Raha..
Beejee: Bus Kar.. Ve. . Meri Chaa Thandee Ho Jaayegee.. Main Alag Ho Gayaa
Beejee: Hun Te Theek Eh.. Khush..
Main: Aa Ho Beejee…maza Aa Gayaa.. Tussi Te Chaa Piyoge Par Main Te Sharbat Pee Lita Eh.. Twaade Gale Se.. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Kina Swadist Si Maza Aa Gaya. Beejee Meri Gaal Sun Ke Muskara Padi.
Dupher Ko Kareeb 1:30 Pm Baje Main Rasoyee Mein Khaana Bana Raha Tha Toh Beejee Aayee…… Beejee Ne Aaj Pehlee Baar Sleeve-Less Kameez Pehnee Thee…beejee Ki Gori Gori Baahein Dekh Kar Mere Moonh Ich Paani Aa Gayaa..
Beejee: Ki Banaanda Peyaa Eh ?
Main: Paalak Paneer..
Main: Beejee…tussi Suit Di Baavaan (sleeves) Cut Diti Ehn..
Beejee: Main Nahin Cut-Tee.. Eh Suit Sleeveless Hai..
Main: Beejee.. Eh Gal Galat Hai..
Beejee: Kaunsi Gal ?
Main: Main Twaadi Gori Gori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Main Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lendah.. Tussi Hun Main-Nu Apni Baavaan Dikhaande Paye Ho..
Beejee: Kyun Tu Pehle Meri Baavaan Nahin Dekhi.. Main Pehle Vi Te Half Sleeves Di Kameez Paandi See..
Main: Par Poori Baavaan Te Aaj Hi Dekhi Ehn…main Twaadi Poori Baavaan Dekhi Hondi Te Subeh Puppee Twaadi Baavaan Di Lenda.. Tussi Main-Nu Dhokha Dita Eh..
Beejee: Te Tu Ki Chaanda Eh ?
Main: Twaade Baavaan Di Puppee..
Beejee: Tu Khaana Te Bana.. Baad Ich Dekhaange
Main: Nahin Beejee.. Abhi Len Do..
Beejee: Hun.. Rasoyee Ich..
Main: Puppee Len Waastey Koi Khaas Kamra Naihn Chaahiye..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Le..
Main Beejee Ko Rasoyee Ki Deewar Ke Paas Le Gaya Aur Unko Deewar Ke Saath Laga Diya.. Phir Main Beejee Ki Gori Aur Nangi Baahon Ko Choomne Laga.. Main-Ne Unki Kalaayee (wrist) Se Shuru Kiya Aur Dheere Dheere Oopar Aata Gaya.. Ab Main Beejee Ke Kandhe (shoulder) Ke Paas Unki Nangi Baahein Ko Choom Raha Tha
Beejee: Oh.. Ramu .. Tu Teh Pagal Hee Ho Gaya Eh..
Main: Beejee Mi Tahanu Pagal Nahi Kitta Balki Tussi Main-Nu Pagal Kita Eh……apnee Baah (arm) Oopar Karo..
Beejee: Kyon ?..
Main: Karo Teh Sahi..
Beejee Apnee Baah Apne Sir Se Oopar Kar Lee.. Hands-Up Position Mein.. Main Beejee Ke Baahon Ka Andar Wala Portion Choomne Laga.. Beejee Ki Dono Arms Oopar Thee.. Aur Main Unki Arms Pe Kisses Kar Raha Tha.. Main-Ne Apne Haath Unki Kamar Pe Rakh Diye.. Phir Unki Peeth Pe…. Aur Phir.. Unke Chootad Pe..
Beejee: Mere Iss Jagah Thode Baal Hain…isliye Shaayad Tenu Pasand Na Aaye
Main: Beejee Ki Gaal Tusi Apne Baal Saaf Nahi Karde
Beejee; Nahi Ramu Mi Sardarni Aaaaaaaaaa Te Sardarni Apne Baal Saaf Nahi Kardiya
Main; Beejee Phir Ta Tuhadi Ithe Vi Kafi Baal Hone Ve Meri Baat Sun Sun Beejee Sharma Gayi Te Boli Hun Je Tu Jayda Boliya Te Mar Khayenga
Beejee Ne Apne Kachh Se Apni Kameez Jhatke Se Neeche Kari.. Unke Kachh Mein Thode Baal Theh..
Main-Ne Ek Dum Se Apna Moonh Unke Kachh Mein Ghusaa Diya.. Aur Choomne Laga.. Main Unke Chootadon Ko Bhi Dabba Raha Tha
Beejee: Aaah.. Ssss.. ..
Main Beejee Ko Choom Raha Tha Toh Mmmcchh.. Mmmcchh. . Ki Awaaz Aa Rahi Thee.. Ab Main Apnee Jeebh (tongue) Beejee Ke Kachh Ke Baalon Pe Chaalneh Lagaa…..
Beejee: Oohh.. Sss.. Ramu…tenu Eh Jagah Pasand Aayee Eh..
Main: Bahot…. Ice Cream Chaatan Naalo Se Teh Twaade Kachh De Chaat-Neh Vich Jayda Maza Aata Hi.. Twaade Kachh Di Gundh (smell) Bhi Saare Perfumes Se Achchi Hai…twaade Kachh Bahot Garam Hain..
Beejee: Haye.. Ss.. Meri Itni Taareef Na Kar…uumm. Sss. .
Main: Twaade Gaal Teh Gardan Meethe.. Twaade Kachh Namkeen.. Twaada Kachh Kitna Tasty Eh.. Ahh..
Main Beejee Ke Kachh Chaat Raha Tha.. Chootad Dabba Raha Thaa…. Itneh Mein Phone Ki Ghantee Baji..
Beejee: Chohr Main-Nu.. Phone Hai.
Main: Chohro Phone Noo..
Beejee: Nahin Nahin ..
Beejee Phone Uthaane Chalee Gayee……. Unke Pati Ka Phone Tha…veh Kaafi Der Tak Baatein Kartu Rahi…. Main-Ne Roti Banalee Aur Humnein Khaana Kha Liya…. Raat Ko Dinner Ke Baad Saara Kaam Khatam Karne Ke Baad Main-Ne Beejee Se Kaha..
Main: Beejee…. Dupher Noo Tussi Main-Nu Puppee Poori Nahin Karne Di.. O.. Phone Aa Gayaa See Na..
Beejee: Hun Nahin…main- Nu Neend Aa Rahee Eh…. Kal Dekhaange. Agleh Din Main Beejee Ko Bed Tea Dene Gayaa… Beejee Ne Vahi Apna Patlaa Vaalaa Suit Pehna Hua Tha..
Main: Beejee.. Chaa Rakhi Eh
Beejee: Rakh De..
Main Vahin Khada Rahaa..
Beejee: Tenu Roz Subeh Subeh Puppee Chaayee Di Eh..
Main: Beejee.. Kal Tussi Puppee Noo Adhoora Chohr Dita See..
Beejee: Off.. O.. Le Karle Hun Adhoora Kaam Poora.
Main Beejee Ke Palang Par Chad Gayaa…apna Moonh Unke Kachh Ke Paas Le Gaya..
Main: Par Beejee.. Tussi O Suit Nahin Pehen Rakha Jo Kal Pehen Rakha See….
Beejee: Teh Tu Dus.. Hun Ki Karaa.. O Suit Teh Main Naha Ke Pavaangi (pehenoongi)
Main: Teh Hun Aur Kitheh Di Puppee Len Do..
Beejee: Kitheh Di ?..
Main: Uthon (vahan) Di..
Beejee: Uthon Kithon Di (vahan Kahan Ki) ?
Main: O.. Chunni Waali Jagah Di.. Mi Beejee De Mote Mote Mamme Wal Ishara Kita.
Beejee: Sharma Ke Chunni Waali Jagah.. Nahin Nahin.. Uthon Di Puppee Nahin Lene Dungi..
Main: Kyon Beejee..
beejee Bina Koi Jawab Dite Jaan Lagi Ta Mi Beejee Da Hath Phad Lia . Beejee Mere Kolo Hath Chudan Di Koshish Kar Lagi Te Boli. Please Ramu Chad Na Menu.
Main; Nahi Beejee Mi Nahi Chadna Tuhada Hath Nahi Ta Tussi Itho Chale Jaana
Beejee ; Nahi Jawangi Ithe Sachi
Main; Meri Kasam Kha K Bolo.
Beejee: (peechha Chudane Ki Koshish Mein) Tumahri Kasam Ramu, Mani Nahi Bhagugi. Beejee Mere Samne Sharmayi Nazre Jhukaye Khadi Thi to Maine Honsla Kar Beejee Se Pucha, Beejee Aap Hamse Prem Nahi Karte Kya ? Beejee Meri Baat Sun Kar Chup Thi or Sharm Se Aankhe Jhukaye Thi.
Beejee ; Ramu Ye Tum Kya Bol Rahe Hi Mere Liye Mi Tumare Liye Kuch Bi Nahi Mi to Tumhe Bacha Hi Samjati Hu Aur Jise Tum Prem Bolte Ho Who Kuchh Aur Hai.
Aur Aisi Koi Aurat Kisi Se Prem Nahi Karti. or Beejee Jaise Hi Bahar Jane Lagi to Maine Beejee Ka Hath Pakad Liya to Beejee Boli Plz Ramu Chodo Na Maine Note Kiya Beejee Muj Se Hath Chodane Ki Jayda Koshish Nahi Kar Rahi Thi. Main; Beejee Hamne Apki Baat Mani Thi Pehle Aur Chhoda Tha . Abh Aap Ko Hamari Baat Manni Hogi.
Beejee : Kya ?
Main: Muje Apni Sardarni Beejee Ke Mast Raseelle Gulabi Honthon Ki Pappi Chahiye.
