Romance Sardani Aunty Ko Apni Banaya

Main Sardarni Ki Ek Tang Ko Utha Kar Jab Dardarni Ne Mera Lauda Apni Fuddi per Laga Diya to Maine Ek Hi Jhatke Purre Ka Purra Lauda Sardarni Ki Fuddi Vich Thok Dita. Mera Lulla Ek War Andar Jande Hi Sardarni Meri Aankhe Vich Aankha Paa Boli Tu Taa Iko War Vich Hi Paa Dita Dita Pata Hi Tera Kidda Mota Te Lamba Hi Dard Hunda

Main; Apni Kamar Jor Jor Naal Hilanda Sardarni Di Fuddi Vich Gacha Gach Andar Bahar Karde Kiha Jee Dard Karda Hi Te Kehndi Haa Taa Kad Lawa Tere Andro

Beejee Apni Dono Hatho Ne Mere Gaal Vich Jor Nal Ghut Kee Haye Nahi Is Dard Vich Hi Maza Hi Pata Hi Aaj Kinne Dina Baad Eh Dard Milaya Hi Menu Apni Sardarni Nu Eho Jiha Dard Taa Roz Diya Kar Te Mere Naal Naal Sardarni Vich Vee Apni Kamar Nu Jor Jor Naal Chala Ke Mera Lauda Gach Gach Apni Fuddi Andar Bahar Karan Lagi. Main Apna Duja Hath Sardarni Di Duji Laat Vich Ke Usne Chukan Laga
Beejee; Ki Karda Hi Mi Dig Jawangi

Main; Ghastiye Eda Kiwe Digegi Tu Hun Mard De Laude Te Baithi Hi Us Namard Gandu Sardar De Laude Te Nahi Mi Taa Tere Wargi Do Do Ghastado Nu Apne Laude Te Baitha Ke Uchal Dawa Chal Aaj Tenu Hawa Vich Fuddi Marwan Daa Maza Dawa.

Sardarni Apni Dono Baha Mere Gaale Vich Kar Jor Di Mere Naal Chimbad Gayi Te Mi Apne Dono Hath Sardarni De Wade Wade Tarbuza Te Rakh Ke Us Hawa Vich Uchal Laga. Sardarni Ne Sayad Hi Kade Is Tarah Fuddi Marwan Di Kalpana Kiti Howe Ki Koi Mard Usnu Hawa Vich Chod Sakda Hi Is Tarah Sardarni Nu Hawa Vich Chod Ke Mi Apni Mardangi Sardarni Nu Puri Tarah Dikha Diti Si Te Hun Taa Sardarni Mere Siwa Kithe Hor Nahi Jaa Sakdi Si
Ab Sardarni Bi Maze Se Mere Laude per Uchal Rahi Thi . Mi Sardarni Ke Bade Chutado Ko Pakad Kar Tabad Tod Dhakke Marta Bola Lee Saliye Aaj Puri Tarah Teri Tasali Karwani Hi

Sardarni; Haye Vee Tu Hi Meri Changi Tarah Tasali Kawanda Hi
Muje Ab Lagne Laga Ki Mera Ab Chutne Waala Hi to Or Tez Tez Dhakke Sardarni Ki Fuddi per Marta Bola, Saliye Mi Chutan Waala Hi
Beejee Menu Jor Naal Ghutdi Tee Mishra Chut Jao Naa Apni Bhaiye Rani De Andar
Mi Jor Jor Se Dhakke Marda Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Sardarniye Aaaaaahhhhhhhh
Beejee Haye Bhaiye Bhar De Apni Bhaiye Rani Di Fuddi Apne Naal Pura Andar Tak Vajda Hi Tera Lauda Mere Andar Haye Vee Ena Maza Ta Pehla Kade Nahi Aaya or Is Ke Sath Se Mere Laude Se Virye Ki Pichkaruya Sardarni Di Fuddi Andar Chutan Lagiya

Jo Sidha Sardarni Di Bachedani De Andar Tak Jaa Rahi Ya San, Mere Jharne Ke Sath Sath Sardarni Ki Fuddi Ne Bi Tisri Bar Vee Pani Chad Dita Te Sardarni Mere Badan Naal Jor Di Chipak Gayi Mera or Sardarni Dono Ka Virye Ek Ho Kar Sardani Ki Fuddi Ke Andar Jama Ho Gaya . Hum Dono Ke Badan Pasine Se Puri Tarah Bhig Chuke the J or Pani Niche Ase Tapak Raha Aise Hum Dono Kisi Fuware Ke Niche Khade Ho Aaj Sardarni Ke Andar Apna Maal Chodte Muje Esa Mehsus Ho Raha Tha Ki Mi Apna Ye Maal Kisi Dusri Aurat Ke Andar Nahi Balki Apni Aurat Ke Andar Chod Raha Hu .

Kuch Der Baad Jab Hamari Saanse Shant Huyi to Beejee Muj Se Alag Huyi Sardarni Ki Fuddi Se Mera Maal or Uska Maal Mix Ho Kar Beh Raha Tha Mi Sardarni De Chunni Chuk Ke Apni Badan Saaf Karn Laga Mere Pasine Naal Sardarni Di Chunni Puri Tarah Kaali Ho Gayi Si . per Sardarni Ne Menu Rokeya Nahi Te Muskaradi Hoyi Apne Kapde Paa Lagi Te Kuch Hi Der Baad Sardar Vee Ghar Aa Gaya Te Asi Dono Apne Apne Kaam Lag Gaye

Hun Meri Taa Meri Sardarni Nu Jado Moka Milda Ek Duje Naal Pyar Karke Te Mi Moka Dekh Ke Sardarni Ke Chutada Te Kade Pyar Naal Te Kade Usdi Gori Gaala Nu Masal Denfa Te Sardarni Jawab Vich Muskara Dendi Saade Kol Is to Vad Kuch Karan Daa Time Nahi Hunda Kyu Ki Oh Harami Sardar Saara Din Ghar Hi Kaam Karda per Menu Khushi Si Ki Sardar Ghar Sara Kaam Karda Kyuki Usne India to Jaan Di Kahli Si Mi Taa Chahda Si Ki Oh Jini Jaldi Ho Sake Etho Jawe Phir Taa Sardarni Puri Tarah Meri Ho Jawegi Phir Mi Us Nu Din Raat Nangi Karke Thokna Te Koi Menu Nahi Rok Sakda Si Ek Din Savare Mi Rasai Vich Roti Bana Riha Si Taa Sardarni Vi Sardar Kolo Bahana Karke Rasoi Vich Aayi Te Darwaze to Hi
Beejee; Muskara Ke Dono Hath Jod Ke Mi Kiha Sat Shri Akal Bhiaya Ji

Main; Beejee Val Dekh Aa Gayi Behenchodiye Tenu Mera Khayal
Beejee; Jee Eh Bhaiye Rani Hun Apne Bhaiye Daa Khayal Nahi Rakhegi Taa Pher Kis Da Rakhna
Main; Mi Beejee Kol Jaa Ke Saliye Aaj Tu Taa Kamaal Di Rann Lagdi Hi Mera Ta Dil Karda Hune Tenu Thalle Lammi Paa Ke Tere Uthe Chad Jawa
Meri Gal Sun Beejee Apni Jhulfa Nu Apne Kaan De Piche Kardi

Apni Janani Othe Chadan Liye Vee Kisse to Puchna Hi
Main; Puchna Ta Kise Kon Nahi Haramzadiye Bus Oh Tera Gandu Sardar Bahar Baitha Hi Nahi Taa Hune Mi Tenu Nangi Karke Tere Utte Chadeya Hona Si
Beejee; Bus Hun Kuch Dina Di Gaal Hi Pher Oh Vee Lod Nahi
Main; Wow Chal Idhar Aa Chutmarani Ik Pappi Taa De

Beejee ; Sirf Meri Pappi Leni Mi Taa Socheya Si Ki Mere Bhaiye Ne Kuch Hor Vee Lena Howega Mi Taa Apni Salwar Daa Naada Kad Ke Aayi Si Menu Laga Ki Tu Meri Salwar Khol Deni
Main; Oh Taa Mi Kholni Hi Te Mi Sardarni Di Salwar Da Naada Fad Ke Khichya Usse Time Sardar Ne Sardarni Nu Awaz Diti Te Sardarni Jaldi Naal Apni Salwar Bandi Aani Haa Ji or Mere Val Dekh Ke Muskarandi Bahar Nu Chali Gayi

Meri Taa Meri Sardarni Di Is Tarah Ched Chad Chaldi Rehendi Hun Jado Vee Sardarni Nu Moka Milda Oh Ghar Daa Saara Kamm Khud Hi Kar Lendi . Sardarni Ghar Daa Kaam Kardi Te Mi Sardarni Daa Kaam Karda . Sardarni Ne Ek Ghar Waale De Jo Haq Hunde Ne Oh Saare Menu Dete Hoye Si Yani Ke Mere Saare Kaam Sardarni Khud Kardi .

Apne Sardar Ne Gande Kapde Sayad Sardarni Ne Kade Dhote Nahi Si per Mere Saare Gande Kapde Sardarni Khud Aap Apne Haatha Naal Dondi Itho Tak Ki Mera Kacha Vee . Sab Dee Naal Naal Sardarni Hun Mere Khaan Peen Da Vee Pura Khayal Rakhdi Roz Savare Shaam Menu Dudh Da Glass Makhan Ghee Khawa Ke Menu Tagda Kardi Meri Life Badi Changi Chal Rahi Si Menu Taa Bus Us Din Daa Daa Intezar Si Kado Sardar Etho Jawe Te Sardarni Nu Puri Tarah Apni Bana Lawa

Ek Din Mi Savare Sardarni Nu Thok Ke Hataye Hi Si Oh Harami Sardar Bada Khus Ghar Aaya Te Ghar Hi Sardarni Nu Bula Ke Bola Lee Sardarniye Saara Kaam Ho Gaya Hun Aapa Parso America Jaana Hi Lee Phad Apne Doha De Passport Te Sadiya Ticketa Tu Bus Cheti Cheti Jaan Di Tayiri Kar Lee. Sardarni Ne Sardar Kolo Ticket Te Passport Rakh Laye per Sardar Nu Kuch Nahi Kiya Ta Mere Dil Vich Aaya Ki Sardarni Mere Naal Dhoka Kar Rahi Hi Oh Taa Sali Kehendi Si Mi Sardar De Naal Jaana Nahi Te Sardar Apni Te Isdi Ticket Vee Le Aaya Kithe Sardarni Mera Faddu Ta Nahi Khich Rahi per Mi Us Vale Sardarni Nu Kuch Nahi Kiha per Hun Mera Dil Vich Badi Bechaini Ho Rahi Si Ki Sardarni Vargi Aat Di Rann Mere Hatho Nikal Rahi Si Mi Taa Pura Yakeen Kari Baitha Si Sardarni Hun Menu Chad Ke Nahi Jaa Sakdi per Menu Taa Saari Baazi Hi Ulti Dikhai De Rahi Si . Meri Aankhe Samne Sardarni Ka Chehra Aane Laga or Mi Sardarni Ki Photo Apne Mobile per Nikal Kar Us Se Baat Karne Laga

Main; Sardarni Tu Menu Dhoka Dawengi Menu Tere Kol Eh Umeed Nahi Si Saliye Tu Taa Kehendi Si Menu Chad Ke Nahi Jaawegi Hun Ik Dum Chali Vee Hi Hun Tenu Us Sardar Naal Pyar Ho Gaya Yaa Pher Tenu Sardar Ne Keh Taa Tenu Othe Roz Gore Gore Lulle Da Maza Dawanga Saliye Ghastode Tu Meri Eeni Kadar Paayi Hi Te Meri Aankha Vich Aansoo Nikalne Lage

Mi Saara Din Udass Riha Jayda Kisse Nal Koi Gal Baat Nahi Kiti Bus Apne Kaam Vich Hi Laga Reha Shaam Nu Mi Jado Kitchen Vich Kaam Kar Reha Si Udo Beejee Kitchen Vich Aayi Te Menu Pucheya Ramu Ki Bana Riha Hi
Main; Aaloo Matar Bus Aaj Akhiri War Khaa Le Pher Taa Tu Othe Goreye De Hatho Hi Khaana Hi
Beejee; Menu Taana Mar Reha Hi Te Tenu Kis Ne Kiha Ki Mi Jaa Rahi Hi
Main; Hune Vee Kisse Ne Kuch Kehna Hi Ticketa Aa Gayi Menu Tu Andhere Vich Rakheya Naa Jaa Hun Chali Jaa
Beejee Meri Aankha Vich Aankha Paa

Ke Mere Bina Reh Lawenga Tu Bhala Mere Bina Reh Lawe Mi Nahi Reh Sakdi
Main; Jhuthi Naa Howe Ghastado Hun Menu Tere Te Bilkul Viswas Nahi. Jaa Chali Jaa Pack Kar Apna Samaan
Beejee; Mi Tere Bina Nahi Jaana
Main; Te Pher Oh Ticketa
Beejee Ne Meri Gaal Sun Ke Apni Ticket Kadi Te Mere Samne Phad Diti Te Kiha Lee Hun Mere Te Vishwas Aaya
Mi Khada Bus Beejee Ko Hi Dekh Raha Tha Muje Itna Bi Yakeen Nahi Tha
Beejee; Kal Mi Sardar Nu Tere Samne Keh Dawangi Ki Mi Nahi Jaana Us Naal Oh Hun Kaala Hi Jau
Sardarni Di Gaal Sun Mi Khus Ho Gaya Te Sardarni Nu Apni Bahe Vich Bhar Ke Sach

Ghastode Enna Mere Naal Pyar Kardi Haa
Beejee; Haale Vee Kehen Di Lodh Hi
Main; Nahi Meri Chamakchallo Hun Taa Mi Tenu Us Gandu Sardar De Etho Jaan to Baad Apni Bana Ke Thokna
Beejee; Beejee Meri Aankha Vich Aankha Paa Ke Muskarandi Acha Eh Gaal Hi Te Hun Meri Vee Sun Lee Jee Mi Hun Deni Hi Naa Taa Apne Sardar Nu

Hi Deni Hi
Main; Acha Ki Oh Tera Gandu Sardar Tere Wargi Rann Di Tasali Karwa Pau
Beejee; Oh Hun Kithe Reh Jawega Mera Sardar
Main; Acha Jee Oh Nahi Tera Te Tu Koi Apne Waaste Koi Nawa Sardar Labh Liya Hi
Beejee Mi Hor Koi Sardar Kyu Labhna Hi Lanh Taa Leyi Hi Naa
Main; Oh Kon Hi Tera Sardar Mi Taa Dekha
Beejee; Hun Tu Hi Taa Mera Sardar Te Mi Teri Sardarni

Te Eh Gaal Keh Kar Beejee Hasdi Huyi Bahar Nu Chali Gayi

Aaj Sardarni De Muh to Apne Sardar Sun Ke Meere Dil Vich Inni Khushi Ho Rahi Si Mi Das Nahi Sakda. Main Apne Choti Jiha Mucha Nu Taav Dende Khud Nu Kiha Sardar Ram Singh Mishra Bus Hun Kal Di Ggal Pher Tu Apni Sardarni Daa Pakka Sardar Ban Jaana . Menu Bus Kal Di Badi Bechaini Naal Uddek Si Aaj Swaere Mi Jaldi Uth Ke Rasoi Vich Aa Gaya Aaj Mera Is Rasoi Vich Akhiri Din Si.

Akhiri Din Is Kar Ke Aaj Is Harami Sardar De Is Ghar to Jaan to Baad Mi Is Ghar Da Sardar Ban Jaana Te Apni Sardarni Da Vee Sardar . Is Ghar Te Apni Sardarni Daa Banan to Baad Eh Saare Jananiya Waale Kaam Sardarni Ne Hi Karne Si Te Mera Sardar Baan Ke Iko Hi Kaam Hona Si Oh Si Apna Sohni Jihe Sardarni Tu Din Raat Thokna

Mai Aaj Rasoi Vich Akhiri War Kaam Kar Riha Si Odo Hi Sardarni Jiwe Gharelu Sardarniya Sohna Fitting Waala Suit Sir Utte Chunni Layi Hath Jod Aayi Te Aande Hi Boli

Sardarni; Sat Shri Akaal Sardar Ram Singh Mishra Ji
Sardarni Ke Muh Se Apne Liye Sardar Ram Singh Mishra Sun Ke Mi Jiwe Mud Ke Dekhya Sach Kehenda Is War Taa Mera Dil Kitta Mera Hune Ethe Hi Lambi Paa Ke Thok Dawa Gora Chitta Meri Sardarni Da Dhul Dhul Pi Riha Si Aaj Sardarni Ne Menu Sardar Ram Singh Mishra Is Tarah Kiha Si Jawe Nawi Vihayi Janani Apne Ghar Wale Ne Pehli War Apne Ghar Waale Nu Kehendi Hi . Eh Bol Ke Sardarni Sharm Naal Apna Muh Ghuma Ke Muskara Rahi Si

Sardarni De Muh to Apna Naa Sun Mi Holi Holi Chalde Sardarni De Kol Gaya Te Apna Khamcha Dono Hatha Vich Phad Ke Sardarni De Gal Vich Ke Apne Wal Khichaya.

Sardarni Mere Kol Aandi Muskarandi Rahi Taa Mi
Main; Haye Sardarniye Kinna Sohna Lagda Tere Gulabi Bulla Te Mera Naa . Saliya Aaj Badi Giant Lagdi Payi Hi Us Harami Sardar Nu Jaan De Pher Tu Aaj Nahi Bachdi Aaj Taa Tera Eh Sardar Teriya Cheekha Kadawao

Sardarni; Haye Sardar Ji Aaj Taa Hune Hi Pure Mood Vich Ho Haye Tuhada Tee Hune Hi Khada Hoya Piya Hi

Main; Khada Taa Sardarniye Tenu Vekh Ke Hi Ho Jaanda Hi Bus Hun Taa Taa Oh Harami Gharo Jawe Te Mi Teri Upar Chada . Sardarniye Tu Apni Chikni Taa Kar Liti Hai Naa Kyuki Oh Gharo Bahar Bahar Gaya Te Ohdo Hi Mi Tenu Nangi Kar Dena Hi
Sardarni; Menu Pata Hi Mere Is Sardar Nu Meri Safachat Pasand Hi Isliye Mi Aaj Saware Hi Apni Chuwa(jhannte) Saaf Kar Liti Aah Dekho Ek Dum Saaf Maidan Hi Bus Hun Tusi Ithe Ballebazi Karni Haa Mi Sardarni Di Chummi Leti Hi Us Waale Sardar Di Awaz Aayi
Main; Jaa Us Harami Di Akhari Waar Gal Sun Lee Te Sardarni Meri Gal Maan Ke Acha Te Jaan Lagi Te Wapis Piche Mud Ke Dekh Ke Muskarandi

jiwe Das Rahi Howe Hi Hun Aaj to Baad Oh Sirf Meri Hi Sirf Meri

Sardar; Preet Sari Tayari Ho Gayi Appa 11 Vaje Etho Nikal Jaana Hi
Sardarni; Haa Mi Tuhadi Saari Packing Kar Diti Hi
Sardar; Ki Keh Keh Rahi Hi Tu Meri Packing Kar Deti Te Teri Kithe Hi
Sardarni; Mi Nahi Jaane Eh Jagah Chad Ke
Sardar; Eh Tu Ki Keh Rahi Hi Jado Saari Tayari Ho Chuki Hi
Sardar Meri Sardarni Nu Bada Samjanda Hi per Sardarni Iko Hi Jid Kari Baithi Si Ki Usne Etho Nahi Jaana Sayad Us Nu Pata Si Ki Sardar Bhave Kuch Vi Ho Jaawe Us Ne Videsh Jaana Hi Hi

Sardar De Kafi Samjan Te Ladai Karan to Bad Vee Sardarni Sardar De Naal Jaan Lkiye Taiyar Nahi Hoyi Taa Sardar Gusse Vich Sardarni Nu Othe Hi Chad Ke Chala Gaya Kyuki Sardar Nu Hamesha to Videsh Jaan Di Khawish Si Us Nu Pata Nahi Si Ki Usne Videsh Jaan De Piche Kinni Vaddi Keemat Chukai so Apni Patole Vargi Rann to Hath Dho Kee. Us Harami Sardar Dee Gharo Jaan Te Hun Sardarni Puri Tarah Naal Meri Ho Chuki Si Hun Mi Jado Jithe Chawa Apni Sardarni Di Lee Sakda Si Menu Koi Sardar Varga Haramda Mere Te Meri Sardarni Dee Vich Nahi Aa Sakda Si. Hun Ghar Vich Mi Te Meri Sardarni Hi Si Sardarni Muskrandi
Sardarni; Mi Kiha Sardar Ji Hun Yakeen Aa Gaya Ki Jee Sardarni Kisse Naal Yaari Landi Hai Taa Mar Ke Us Nu Nibhandi Hi
Main Sardarni Nu Apni Bawa Vich Bhar Ke

Sardarni Tere Tee Yakeen Taa Pehla Hi Si Aaj Tu Puri Tarah Meri Ho Gayi Aaj Taa Mi Teri Tasali Naal Leni Hi
Sardarni; Haye Ki Keh Rahe Ho Jii Aagge Vee Taa Meri Tasali Naal Hi Lende Ho Meri Taa Bus Karwa Dende Ho
Main; Aho Lenda Taa Si per Aaj Mi Kisse Hor Di Rann Di Nahi Balki Apni Rann Di Lawanga. Chal Ik War Teri Hune Hi Lainda Haa Kinne Din Ho Gaye Teri Liti Nu
Sardarni; Meri Aaj Leni Hi Taa Tuhanu Haale Kuch Der Rukna Paina
Main; Ki Sardarni Tu Leni Kardi Payi Sidha Bol Naa Tu Ki Deni Hi
Sardarni Sharm Naal Mi Inni Besharm Nahi Hi
Main; Accha Dekho Aaj Mi Tenu Hun Puri Besharm Bana Dena Dekho Tu Khud Mere Samne Apni Taanga Chouriya Karke Kahengi Chato Merii Fuddi

Sardarni; Sharma Ke Eho Jihi Vi Nahi Aa Mi
Main; Dekhda Haa Mi

Main; Chal Naa Sardarniye Pher Ik Round Ho Jaaye. Bada Mood Karda Piya Hi Dekh Kkiwe Khada Hi Mera

Sardarni; Muskara Ke Mi Kiha Si Naa Sardar Ji Hun Jee Mi Fuddi Deni Hi Taa Apne Sardar Nu Hi Deni Hai
Main; Hun Mi Hi Taa Haa Tera Sardar Naale Tu Vee Ta Menu Sardar Hi Kehendi Aa
Sardarni; Kehendi Haa Sardar per Haale Puri Tarah Bane Nahi Tusi Sardar
Main; Tee Hor Kiwe Ban De Ne Sardar Sardarniye Teri Fuddi Lenda Haa Teri Fuddi Vich Apne Maal De Fuware Marda Haa Te Haale Vi Kehendi Hi Naa Nahi Banaye Sardar
Sardarni; Purra Sardar Banan Layi Tuhane Is Sardarni Naal Vivah Karwana Pau Tee Oh Vee Aaj
Main; Changa Jo Tu Kahe per Tenu Vee Meri Ik Gaal Manani Peni Hi
Sardarni Oh Ki
Main; Tu Vee Menu Apne Varge Gore Chitte Gol Matol Bache Apni Fuddi Vicho Kad Ke Dene Nee
Mere Bachiye Di Maa Banan Di Gaal Sun Sardarni Sharm Naal Muskara Payi
Main; Das Naa Sardarni Banana Hi Naa Mere Bacheya Di Maa

Sardarni Muskarandi Sharm Naal Othe Tezi Naal Apne Kamre Vich Bhaj Gayi

Jab Kuch Der Ke Baad Jab Sardarni Aayi to Mi Sardarni Ko Dekh Kar Hairan Reh Gaya . Sardarni Dulhan Ke Libaas Mi

Sach Mi Ekdum Qayamat Lag Rahi Thi Sardarni Ne Muje Bi Tayar Hone Ke Liye Kaha or Phir Mi or Sardarni Dono Vivah Ke Liye Gurudware Chale Gaye. Aaj Sardarni Kanooni Tour per Mi Meri Sardarni Ban Jayegi Te Mi Usda Pakka Sardar

Gurudware Vich Mere Te Sardarni De Lawa Phere Hoye Te Hun Sardarni Duniya Samaj Di Najar Vich Meri Sardarni Ban Gayi . Meri Sardarni; Mrs Ram Singh Mishra Aaj Aaj Mi Sardarni Nu Thokna Vee Apni Janani Kar Ke Hi Apa Donio Ghar Aa Gaye Hun Aaj Menu Eh Ghar Apna Lag Riha Si Ere Lag Riha Si Si Ki Eh Aaj Mi Is Ghar Da Asli Malik Si Te Hun Is Ghar Te Sardarni Te Mera Hukam Chalna Si

Waise to Mi Sardarni Ki Fuddi to Kai Baar Le Chuka Tha Usse Har Position Mi Ghar Ke Har Ek Kone Mi Apne Tarike Se Thok Chuka Tha Lekin Aaj Muje Esa Laga Tha Ki Aaj Mi Apni Sardarni Fuddi Pehli Baar Marne Jaa Raha Hu or Sayad Sardarni Ke Maan Mi Bi Yahi Baat Ho Hongi Jis Bister per Sardarni Aaj Se Pehle Mere Sath Khul Kar Jawani Ke Khel Khelti Thi Aaj Ussi Bister Sharm Se Ghunghat Mi Laaj or Sharm Lapete Baithi Thi Akhir Aaj Hum Dono Ki Suhagraat Thi or Suhaagraat Ko Pati or Patni Dono Ek Dusre Ke Sath Ase Behave Karte Hi Jaise Aaj Ka Samband Un Dono Ke Milan Ki Shuruwaat Hi

Aaj Ki Raat Mi Sardarni Ki Puri Sharm Utar Kar Usse Puri Tarah Se Besharm Bana Dena Chahta Tha . Mi Bed per Aa Kar Sardarni Ke Pass Baith Gaya or Sardarni Ka Ghungat Utha Diya to Sardarni Ne Sharm Se Apni Aankhe Band Kar Li
Main; Sardarni Aankha Khol Naa
Per Sardarni Ne Sharm Naal Aankha Band Rakhiye per Jao Mi Dubara Sardarni Nu Kiha Ta Sardarni Ne Holi Jihi Apni Nasheli Aankha Kholiya

Or Meri Aankho Mi Dekh Muskarane Lagi Te
Main; Mi Kiha I Love U Mrs. Mishra Ji

Beejee Mere Muh Se I Love U Sun Meri Aankho Mi Dekh Muskarte Huye Dhere Se I Love U Too Mere Sardar Ji
Main; Sardarniye Pappi De Naa Sach Bada Ghiant Lagdi Paayi Hi Chal Aa Naa Ik Pappi De Naa
Paapi Den Di Gaal Sun Sardarni Sharmande Huye Muh Dusri or Karke Muskasne Lagi

Main Sardarni Ke Is Tarah Sharmane per Sardarni Ko Piche Se Pakad Kar Apni or Ghuma Kar Bola , Dekh Kive Sharmandi Paayi Hi Aaj Paapi Den to Vee Agge Fuddi Dein Waale Vee Inna Nahi Sharmandi
Beejee; Oh Darwaza Taa Band Kar Lawo
Main; Kyu Band Kara Ithe Kehda Koi Oh Gandu Sardar Heiga Hun Eh Ghar Te Tu Meri Hi Mera Jiwe Dil Karega Mi Mi Teri Leni Hi Samji Meri Gaal Sun Saardarni Ne Ik War Nazar Meri Kar Ke Muskara Payi

Main; Haye Tera Is Tarah Sharma Dekh Ke Mera Lulla Khada Ho Gaya
Sardarni; Ki Sardar Ji Tusi Vee
Main; Haye Meri Sardarniye Kinna Sohna Laga Tere Gulabi Bulla Vicho Jado Menu Kehendi Hi Sardar Ji Te Mi Apne Honth Sardarni Ke Hontho Ki or Bada Diye

Or Sardarni Ke Hontho Ko Chusne Laga. Sardarni Ko Laga Ki Mi Jaldi Hi Usse Nangi Kar Dunga per Aaj Muje Koi Jaldi Nahi Thi Ab to Sardarni Meri Ho Chuki Thi or Mi Jab Chahe Jaise Chahe Uski Lee Sakta Tha Aaj Mi Sardarni Ke Sath Aaram Se Gandi Baate Karke Usse Besharm Banana Chahta
Sardarni; Sardar Ji Light Band Kar Do Menu Sharm Aandi Hi Beejee Ko Bi Laga Tha Ki Usko Nangi Karne Laga Hu
Main; Aaj Tenu Puri Tarah Besharm Banana. Channga Eh Daas Sardarniye Oh Jo Harami Sardar Si Us Ne Teri Pehli Raat Teri Fuddi Maari Si.
meri Gaal Sun Sardarni Sharm Naal Muh Dusri Taraf Ke

Kiho Jihiya Gaala Karde Ho Sardar Ji Koi Apni Janani Naal Eho Jihi Gandiya Gaala Karda Hi
Main; Jee Banda Eho Jihiya Gaala Apni Janani Naal Nahi Karega Te Ki Oh Eh Gaala Usdi Maa Nal Karega Te Eh Kediya Gandiya Gaala Ne Banda Apni Janani Di Fuddi Marda Lun Chusanda Tee Gaala Nahi Kar Sakda Kyu
Sardarni De Kol Meri Gaal Daa Koi Jawab Nahi Si

Main; Das Sardarni Pehli Raat Us Harami Sardar Ne Teri Fuddi Maari Si
Sardarni; Holi Jehe Nahi Us Raat Nahi
Main; Ki Kiha Suhagraat Vaale Teri Fuddi Nahi Maari Jado Ki Tere Vargi Rann Nal Howe Taa Banda Kiwe Ruk Sakda Hi Oh Taa Vivah to Baad Raste Vich Hi Maze Lain Lagda Hi Te Oh Harami Ne Tere Naal Kuch Nahi Kita. Suhagraat Nu Teri Wargi Rann Di Kachi Ta Banda Landa Hi Nahi Balki Us Nu Phaad

Denda Hi
Sardarni; Nahi Us Ne Tin Dina Baad Kita Si
Main; Pher Taa Teri Roz Fuddi Marda Hona Hi
Sardarni ; Roz Taa Nahi per 4 5 Din Baad Kar Lenda Si
Main; per Mi Taa Roz Teri Fuddi Marni Haa Te Oh Vee Raati 2 3 Var
Sardarni; Tuhanu Kade Rokeya Hi Sardar Ji Tusi Chahe Meri Raati Laawo Bhave Dine Mi Kade Rakagi Nahi

Main; Aa Naa Mere Kol Meri Sardarni Chummi De
Sardarni ; Sharm Naal Sardara Meri Chummiya Ki Jo Teri Marzi Howe Oh Le
Main; Saliye Behenchodiye Apne Khasam Nu Is Tarah Boldi Hi Sardara. Mi Tera Oh Gandu Sardar Nahi Jis Nu Is Tarah Bolandi Si Hun Mi Tera Sardar Hi Tera Sardar Ji Apne Khasam Nu Izzat Naal Buiaya Kar Nahi Taa Mi Teri Phad Ke Rakh Du
Sardarni Muskarandi Galti Ho Gayi Mere Sardar Ji to Sardarni Ne Apne Honth Mere Hontho per Rakh Kar Chusne Lagi

Mi Sardarni Ke Honth Chuste Huye Sardarni Nu Bed per Liya Diya or Sardarni Ki Chunari Uske Mamme Se Hata Kar Niche Zameen per Phenta Bola Tere Eh Mamme Taa Dekhan De Tere Eh Mamme Hun Apne Khasam Kolo Ko Luka Ke Rakhdi Aa Isnu Bahar Kad Rakh . Meri Sardarniye Tere Motte Motte Maame Te Mi Sardarni Ne Mamme Choli Ke Upar Se Chumta Niche

Uske Chikne Pet per Aaya or Pet per Chumte Sardarni Ko Phir Se Apni Baho Mi Bhar Liya

Main Apni Sardarni Ko Le Kar Bister per Uske Upar Lait Gaya or Sardarni Ko Apni Baho Mi Kaste Huye Chumne Laga

Sardarni Meri Baho Mi Kasmasa Rahi Thi . Ab Sayad Sardarni Yahi Chah Rahi Thi Ki Mi Jald Se Jald Usse Nangi Karke Chody per Aaj Raat Muje Koi Jaldi Nahi Thi Mi Araam Se Sardarni Ki Jawani Ko Ache Se Chus Kar Maza Lena Chahta Tha
Sardarni; Holi Jihe, Ki Gal Sardar Ji Aaj Karna Kuch Nahi Agge Taa Tusi Jhat Hi Menu Nangi Kar Dende Si
Main; Aaj Taa Mi Teri Puri Tasali Naal Leni Hi Aaj Menu Kis Da Dar Hi Aaj Mi Tenu Dasaga Ki Sirf Chudwan Vich Hi Enna Maza Nahi Aanda Jinna Maza Janni Te Bande Nu Ik Duze Naal Gaala Karke Aanda Hi
Sardarni; Haye Mi Mar Gayi Gandiya Gaala Haye Menu Sharm Aandi Hi
Main; Behenchodiye Mere Kolo Jadi

Chudwandi Hi Odo Sharm Nahi Aandi Us Vele Kehendi Hor Jor Di Faad Diyo Meri Hun Sharm Aandi Hi.
Main; Das Naa Sardarniye Teri Kisse Ne Bund Maari Hi Ya Pher Tu Kise Kolo Bund Marwai Hi
Mere Puchne per Sardarni Ne Muskarate Sharm Se Muh Dusri or Kar Liya

Main; Das Naa Sardarniye

Sardarni; Koi Picho Vee Lendi Hi
Main; Sardarniya Di Bund Nahi Dekhi Kinni Vaddi Hundi Hi Marwa Marwa Ke . Sardar Vee Ta Bund Maran De Shokken Hunde Nee. Das Naa Tu Bund Marwai Hi Jaa Teri Kisse Ne Mari Hi Bund
Sardarni ; Koi Maare Yaa Marwaye Dono Iko Hi Gaal Hi Naa
Main; Iko Kithe Behenchodiye. Jee Mee Tero Bund Vich Apna Lauda Lauda Paa Ke Othe Apna Jhanda Gaad Dawa Naa Us Nu Bund Marna Kehende Ne Tee Je Kar Tu Khud Apni Bund Mere Laude Tee Rakh Kar Ragade Ir Khud Mera Lauda Apni Bund Vich Lawe Usnu Marwana Kehende Nee
Sardarni ; Acha Sardar Ji Hun Tusi Meri Ki Maroge
Main; Pehle Taa Mi Tere Eh Motte Mote Mamme Chusne Nee Haye Kinne Tight Te Vadde Vadde Ne Main Sardarni Di Choli Khol Kar Door Sut Diti Sardarni Di Bra Sardarni De Mammeya Nu Apne Andar Sambhal Nahi Paa Rahi Si

Apne Mamme Chusne Ki Baat Sun Kar Sardarni Muskarate Huye Boli ,

Inna Nu Wadiya Vi Tusi Hi Kita Hi Sardar Ji Chus Chus Ke Hun Sirf Unha Nu Dekhna Hi Hi Yaa Phir Ye Bol Kar Sardarni Mere Pass Aayi to Maine Apne Hath Ko Sardarni Ke

Mamme per Rakh Kar Sehlate Huye Bola, Dekhna Nahi Meri Sardarniye Inha Nu Taa Mi Chus Chus Ke Hor Wade Kar Dene Ne Tere Wade Wade Dekh Ke Hi Tu Menu Pasand Kita Si Inhe Wade Wade Mamme Dekh Ke Hi Mera Khadaho Janda Hi Te Mi Sardarni Di Bra De Vicho Mamme Bahar Kad Lita

Sardarni; Haye Mere Sardar Ji Hun Taa Inha Uthe Tuhada Hi Naam Likhua Hi Jiwe Tuhadi Marzi Inha Naal Khedo in Na Nu Chuso
Mi Apni Sardani De Dowe Mamme Apne Hatha Vich Fad Ke Sardarni De Nipple Chusan Laga ;

sardarni ; Masti Vich Eh Ki Kardo Ho Sardar Ji Pura Muh Vich Le Ke Chuso Naa Jiwe Agge Chusde Si
Main; Acha Ghastiye Apne Aamb Chupwa Ke Tenu Bada Maza Aanda Hi Le Behenchudiye Te Beejee Da Mamma Jinna Mere Muh Vich Aa Sakda Sii Muh Vich Paa Ke Is Tarah Chusan Laga Jiwe Mi Apni Sardarni Ka Mamma Nahi Koi Dusheri Aamb Chus Raha Hu

Main Sardarni Ne Mamme Chusde Saliye Tu Hegi Badi Ghaint Rann Hi Tera Oh Gandu Sardar Tere Vargi Rann Di Tasali Karwa Sakda Hi Teri Vargi Rann Nu Suit Vich Dekh Ke Usda Lun Pani Chad Denda Si Esi Sharm De Maare Oh Chala Gaya Meri Gal Sun Ke Sardani Mere Gale Vich Apni Baha Paa Ke Apne Hontho Ko Mere Hontho Se Jod Kar Chumti Boli , Hun Oh Kithe Mera Sardar Hun Taa Tu Mera Sardar Hi Te Mi Teri Rann . Mi Bi Sardarni Ko Achi Tarah Masalte Bola , Aho Hun Sab Kuch Mera Hi Meri Rann Vi Tu Hi Te Eh Bed Hi Mera Jis Se Aaj Mi Tenu Thokna . Aaj Menu Kise Da Dar Nahi Aaj Mi Tasali Naal Puri Thoku
Sardarni ; Ki Gaal Sardara Agge Jadu Menu Tasali Naal Nahi Thokda Si Ki Menu Thokan Vele Us Kolo Darda Si

Main; Sardarni De Mamme Jor Naal Khich Ke Saliye Kanjriye Ki Kehnda Hi Darda Us Kolo Ghasitye Mi Taa Us Ke Baap Se Naa Daru Tu Kahe Taa Mi Tenu Us Samne Thoku Saala of Taa Gandu Si Mera Lulla Dekh Ke Us Di Bund Vich Vi Khujli Honi Si Oh Vi Mere Agge Ghodi Ban Kar Tera Naal Mera Lulla Chusna Si Ave

Te Mobile Vich Photo Kad Ke Dikhanda Te Kanjriye Tu Mera Lulla Khud Phad Ke Us Harami Nu Chuswana Si

Bol Saliye Chuswana Si Apne Yaar Da Lulla Us Harami Hu Te Sardarni Muskara

Ke Aho Hun Bus per Pehle Hune Mi Taa Chus De Apna Lulla
Main ; Behenchodiye Apne Khasam Naal Izzazat Naal Bol
sardarni Ji Ji Sorry Bus

Main; Hun Tu Chungna Apne Khasam Da Lunn to Sardarni Mere Lund Ko

Sehlate Mere Agge Ghodi Bani Apne Muh Ko Mere Lund Ki or Karke Meri Aankho Mi Dekh Kar Boli , Ase Thik Hi Aise Hi Chupana Apni Sardarni Nu Apna Lulla to Apni Jibh Mere

lund per Phirane Lagi Mi Vi Sardarni Di Bund Te Thapad Marde Kiha Aho Is Tarah Hi Chugana Mi Tenu Apna Lunn Mere Gal Sun Ke Sardarni Mere Lunn to Phad Ke Mere Dodde Te Jibh Phiran Lagi Te Mi Apne Hath Sardarni Ke Sir per Rakh Kar Dhakke Marde Haye , Sali Tere

Vargi Rann Is Tarah Kis Nu Chus Lawe Te Jannat Da Maza Aa Jawe Mere Muh Mi Se Aaaaaahhhhhhhh Aaaaaaahhhh Ki Siskiya Phootne Lagi
Sardarni ; Ki Hoye Sardar Ji Kehnde Si Ghodi Ban Ke Chuppa Mar Te Pher Sardarni Mera Lund Phad Ke Chusan Lagi
Main; Saliye Pura Muh Vich Lee
Sardarni Tera Pura Muh Vich Nahi Jaana Bada Lamba Hi Tera
Mi Sardarni Ke Mamme Phad Ke Jee Muh Vich Nahi Te Pher Kithe Jaana Pura Te Sardarni Muskarande Huye Tuhada Ghode Varga Lunntaa Tuhadi Sardarni Di Fuddi Vich
Main ; Tere Vargi Ghodi Rann Nu Chodna Howe Taa Lunn Vi Ghode Warga Hi Chahida Hi . Hun Das Meri Ghodi Nu Kida Lunn Lena

Sardarni Apne Honth Mere Kaan Ke Pass Le Jaa Kar Boli , Hun Taa Mi Teri Rann Jida Tera Dil Kare Udda Apni Rann Nu Lunn De Hun Tusi Dasso Sardar Ji Tusi Apni Rann Nu Kiwe Chodna
Main; Apna Jhatke Marde Lunn Val Ishara Karke Aaj Taa Mi Is Jhoti Vich Iko Jhatke Vich Pura Dhak Dena Puriya Cheekha Kadwao Saliye Teri Te Mi . Sardarni Menu Josh Dawande Sharmade Kamuk Tarike Naal Haye Lagda Meri Aaj Khuli Kar Deni Hi Tuhada Kinna Lamba Te Mota Hi Iko Dhakke Vich Naa Pana Dar Lagda

Main ; Saliye Ghastode Marwa Marwa Ke Pateele Vangu Bund Bahar Kadi Hoyi Hi Te Hune Ve Dardi Hi Bol Salie Aj Kihde Pose Vich Marwani Hi
Sardarni ; Muskara Ke Mi Taa Apne Sardar Kol Marwani Hi Jehda Pose Mere Sardar Nu Changa Lage Usse Pose Vich Mare Meri Mi Taa Marwani Hi Hai Hun Taa Sardarni Tere Thalle Lambi Payi Aaa

Sardarni Bed Te Lambi Payi Apni Taange Band Karke Apni Fudi Apni Taanga Vich Lakon Lagi
Main ; Saliye Khol Apne Patt Dekhan De Menu Apni Rann Di Fuddi
Sardarni ; Menu Sharm Aandi Hi
Main ; Saliye Ghastode Apne Khasam Se Apni Fuddi Dikhande Sharm Aandi Hi Te Sardarni Ne Pair Phad Ke Usnu Kholan Laga Jado Mi Sardarni De Putt Khole Samne Sardarni Di Makhan Vargi Gulabi Fuddi Meri Aankhe Se Samne

Meri Sardarni Di Gulabi Makhan Wargi Fudd Khul Ke Mere Samne Si Waise Taa Mi Te Mere Lunn Ne Sardarni Di Fuddi Ki War Dekhi Si I Dekhi Ki Si Maari Bi Badi Vari Si per Aaj Apni Jhoti Rann Di Fuddi Ta Pehli War Dekh Raha Si Mi Te Mera Lunn. Sardarni Di Makhan Wargi Chikni Fuddi Dekh Ke Mera Lunn Jatke Maran Laga Te Mi Apna Hath Sardarni Di Fuddi Te Rakh Ke Us Nu Masal De Kiha Sardarni Tere Wargi Jhoti Di Fuddi Dekh De Us Gandu Sardar Nu Heart Attack Aa Janda Hona Haye Tere Motte Motte Gore Pattan Vich Tera Gulabi Ched Sach Qayamat Dhaa Rahi Hi . Sardarni Taa Sharm Naal Apna Muh Apne Hatha Naal Chupa Rahi Si

Main ; Behenchodiye Kis Kolo Muh Luka Rahi Hi Dekh Meri Aankha Vich Te Sardarni Holi Jiha Apne Hath Hata Meri Aankha Vich Aankha Paayiye
Mi Sardarni Ke Upar Jhuk Kar Apne Honth Sardarni Ke Hontho per Rakh Kar Usko Chuste Bola , Sardarni Tere Vargi Rann Taa Rabb Kise Kismat Waliya Nu Hi Dinda Hi Bada Mast Jism Dita Hi Tenu Te Holi Jihi Apni Kamar Ko Hilaya Jis Se Mera Lunn Sardarni Di Fuddi Naal Jud Gaya

Mera Lunn Fuddi Nal Lagde Hi Sardarni Tadap Uthi or Boli , Haye Mere Sardar Ji Mere Sardar Ji . Kyu Tadapa Rahe Ho Hun Hun Taa Bana Lita Maine Apni Rann Hun Taa Dhak Deo Apna Lulla Mera Andar per Mi Sardarni Ke Upar Lait Kar Uske Hontho Ko Chuste Apne Lund Ko Sardarni Ki Fuddi per Ragadne Laga

Mai ; Changa Sardarni Eh Taa Das Tenu Kiwe Choda
Sardarni ; Hun Taa Puri Kamuk Ho Gayi Thi Wo Masti Mi Boli , Haye Sardar Ji Meriya Dono Taanga Chuk Ke Modiya Naal Laa Le Chodu Menu Naale Meri Bund Thale Takiye Laa Ke Chuk Ke Upar Kar Diyo Is Naal Lulla Pura Andar Tak Janda
Main ; sachi aaj taa mi apni sardarni di sariya reeza puriya karni tasali naal thokna tenu mi aaj
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