Chapter 10.2
Graylor eyed the two humans before him. "Benny, you understand what it means to partner with Laura, do you not?"
"Yes," said Benny. "At first I thought it meant we could do a trick on Silent Wolf. But Marisol lied to me! She let me pee inside of her, and I liked that a lot, but she wasn't truthful."
"And now you know the truth of partnering?"
Benny played with his hair. "Sort of."
"And what does partnering mean to you?"
"Well...." Benny looked down bashfully. "It means... it means we're going to get all new episodes of Rustabunny."
"Rustabunny."
"But only if we do really really well."
Graylor stared at Laura's impassive face, then turned to Frog and Bessie and back to Benny again. "That's right, Benny. That's exactly what it means."
Laura and Benny got a composite score of 710, even higher than Marisol and Benny's score of 700. Laura jumped in the air and gave a whoop of joy.
"Did we do it? Did we get the new episodes?" said Benny, sensing victory was near.
"We almost did, Benny!" said Laura.
"Almost?"
She held two fingers an inch apart. "Benny, we were so close to getting new episodes of Rustabunny. This close."
"Then why are you so happy? We have no new episodes!"
"But we're so close that it means if we try again, we'll probably get it."
Benny looked confused. He turned to Graylor for confirmation.
"That's right, Benny. The results are very encouraging. Just a little more, and you'll get your episodes you asked for."
Benny stamped his foot. "But I want them noooow."
"That's not the way it works, Benny," said Bessie. "You've done very well, better than any of us could have expected. You just need to try once or twice more."
"You mean... you want me to pee inside of more women, and come here and talk to you again?"
"Yes Benny. We need you to... pee... inside of more women. You can do that, can't you?"
Benny scratched his head. "I guess."
The news spread quickly. Benny had broken the 700 barrier not once but twice. All the men wanted to know his secret.
"I peed inside of them!" said Benny.
"That's how you got a 700 score?" said Roland Miller.
"I peed inside of them!" Benny repeated.
"Of course," said Craig, smacking his hand against his forehead. "Why didn't I think of that! I keep forgetting to pee inside of them. I'm always coming between their tits!"
The guys laughed.
"Seriously," said Roland. "How can someone like Benny be getting such high scores?"
"You think they're lying?" Ardis asked.
"No," said Roland.
"You think the Federationistas are giving them false results?"
"I don't know. Why would they?" Roland asked. He scratched his head. "It just doesn't make sense to me. Benny, Benny is a nice guy, but to make a new human race you need...." He looked at Benny. "You need more."
"I'm going to drink a lot before I pee inside of Laura again," Benny vowed. "That way I can make more!"
"That's good, Benny, really good," said Gavin Ansom.
"I can't stand any more of this," said Craig. "We're busting our balls to get scores of 500 or 550 and this schlub effortlessly gets scores of 700. The game is rigged."
"How can it be?" said Roland.
"I don't know. I don't care. This is so frustrating, I need to get off now." He saw Susan Shinn walking by. "Shinn Girl! Care to let me pee inside you?"
She extended a middle finger and walked on.
"All right, another time." He got up and went to the Weeping Girl. He spoke softly, comfortingly to her, and a moment later he was walking with an arm wrapped around her to the exit.
"It's your duty!"
"No!" said Benny.
"Ajuba wants you to be fruitful!" Assada cried. "Your high scores are a sign, a sign from the God! Ajuba wants us to be together!"
Benny didn't know what the fuck Ajuba was. All he knew was that the little brown skinned girl was crazy. She led services every morning in Algeria chanting and yelling and praying and frankly Benny was more than a little frightened of her. And now she wanted something from Benny and Benny didn't know quite what it was but for some irrational reason he felt it involved cutting off his manhood.
"Get away from me!"
"But Benny!"
"Just get away from me!" he cried, running away.
Ever since the news had broken of his second high score the girls had been bugging him nonstop. Shelly Rendler tried to flirt with him. Emma Bently rubbed his arm. Marion Kelly even tried to kiss him! All these women wanted him to pee inside of them!
But truth be told, after peeing inside of women for two days straight Benny was feeling a little drained. His thing was a little sore and needed some rest. He had promised Laura that he would pee inside of her again but needed just a few days to rest and she said she understood.
When he returned to his quarters he thought he would have some peace and quiet but instead he found Susan Shinn waiting for him.
"What are you doing here?" he asked.
"I've been waiting for you, Benny." She put her arms around him. She really did look sexy with that blonde hair. Most of the other girls left their hair white except for Susan and Laura and one or two of the other girls.
"I don't want to pee inside you, Susan," Benny whined.
"I understand, Benny. Really I do." She stared at him with big dark eyes. "But did you know there is more than one way to pee inside a girl?"
Benny thought about how he urinated in the Space Toilet. "You mean... you can do it standing up as well as lying down?"
Susan gave a brilliant smile. "Yes, Benny. That's exactly what I mean! What a doll you are! Here, let me show you."
She unzipped his white jumpsuit, opening it up in the front. It fell around Benny's ankles. Susan got to her knees and pushed back her hair with one hand.
"What are you doing down there?"
She smiled up at him. "Wait and see."
Susan took him in her mouth.
"Ooooh!" Benny said immediately. "Oooh! Ooooooh!"
"You see, Benny?" Susan said between sucks. "Isn't this as good as peeing the other way?"
"Better!" said Benny.
"Better?" His penis came out with a pop. "I like the sound of that!" She inserted him between her thick red lips and expertly stimulated him with tight suction. As she did she twirled her tongue around the tip of his penis.
"Oooooh! Oooooooh!" Benny cried. "This feels so good! But... I promised to pee inside of Laura, and no one else."
His penis came out promptly with a pop again. "You're right," said Susan solemnly. "A promise is a promise." Her hand gently fisted his red, wet shaft. "Do you want me to stop, Benny?"
"No!"
Her hand worked a little faster, over the tip. "If I let you pee inside me in this new and exciting way, will you partner with me?"
"But I promised Laura-"
"Will Laura do this for you, Benny?" She lowered her head again.
"No!" Benny gasped, when she came up for air again.
"So?" She looked up at him expectantly. "Will you pee inside of me, and be my partner?"
Benny tried to think about it. "If I do that, will I get new episodes of Rustabunny?"
"Definitely."
Definitely.
Laura had been much more equivocal about it. This sounded like a sure thing!
Benny nodded.
Susan pulled hair away from her face again, and gave him a mocking smile as she opened her mouth to seal the deal.
After Benny scored 720 with Susan Shinn ( only 80 points short of passing!), every girl on the Station wanted to partner with them. But the feeling was not mutual. After three performances in three days Benny's penis was sore and tired and needed rest. But the girls were relentless, hounding him for days with friendly smiles and rubbing shoulders and flirtatious chats.
After giving his penis a rest for two days Benny learned to be more discriminating. He had been betrayed again and again, first with promises of playing a trick on Silent Wolf, and then on getting new episodes of Rustabunny. Neither promise became reality. All the girls now knew what he wanted but Benny simply didn't know which one could deliver.
"Tell me about the Rustabunnies, Benny."
Shelly Rendler had found Benny hiding in one of the viewport chambers staring at the stars. Benny's first instinct had been to run but her question stopped him in his tracks. Benny loved to talk about Rustabunnies.
"They come in all different colors, blue and pink and red and yellow-"
"Uh huh," said Shelly, her eyes alight with false interest.
"-and they do all sorts of fun things in the forest, and they make roo roo sounds-"
"What? What kind of sounds do they make?"
"Roo roo!" said Benny.
"Roo roo!" said Shelly.
"Hey! You do it better than I do!" said Benny.
"Roo roo! Roo roo!" said Shelly.
Benny laughed and laughed.
One thing led to another, and before long they were in Shelly's quarters and Benny was pounding into her pussy.
"Say it!" said Benny, as he pounded into her.
"What?" Shelly gasped, her body jostling with every thrust.
"Say it! While I'm peeing into you, say it!"
"Roo roo!"
"Oh!"
"Roo rooo!"
"Oh!" Benny's body stiffened.
"Roo roo, roo roo, roo roooooo!" Shelly cried, as Benny gasped and came inside of her.
Shelly and Benny got a combined core of 690. But much to Benny's continued disappointment, no new episodes of Rustabunny appeared.
After that Benny didn't want anything to do with girls. All they wanted from him was to have him pee inside of them and after all this Special Hugging Benny's pee pee was sore, very sore.
But the women did not let up.
Three days later Haggis O'Leary entered Bermuda to see a large number of women wearing bunny suits. It was actually quite similar to the white jumpsuits they all wore except they came in different colors with hoods and tall floppy ears. Jessica Fromm was a Blue Rustabunny and Marion Kelly was a Green Rustabunny and Assada was a Brown Rustabunny and Emma Bently was a Yellow Rustabunny and so on and so on. They were squatting down on their knees, hopping around the outdoor lounge, waggling their arms and making "roo roo" sounds, all trying to entice Benny to fuck them.
Benny, looking very bewildered and aroused, had an obvious erection inside his jumpsuit. Haggis was about to go over and talk to him when Mrs. Johnson caught his arm.
Mrs Adele Johnson was an oddity, the only person in her 70's who had been rescued by the Federationistas. Everyone wondered why they would have selected an elderly woman to rescue. Mrs. Johnson, of course, could not have children, but that didn't matter since the Federationistas used DNA in their cloning tanks. There must have been something special about her character which made them select her but whatever it was, it was not obvious to anyone.
Mrs. Johnson insisted that they were all in a fancy ten star hotel on an elaborate vacation and no one could convince her otherwise. She often commented on the quality of the room service and hotel staff, and thought Hot Dog and Hamburger were "positively charming hotel employees".
Mrs. Johnson grabbed Haggis's arm. "Young man, do you know what is going on here?" She indicated the women dancing around Benny in their Rustabunny outfits. "If there was a dance class, why wasn't it on the daily activity schedule?"
"Well, that's very easy to explain, Mrs. Johnson," said Haggis. "This is not a dance class but a freeform acting class. You remember seeing that on today's activity schedule, don't you?"
Her elderly, owlish face blinked twice. "Yes, I remember that now." She looked momentarily annoyed. "Anyway I'm too old to flap my arms like that. Do you know where the atomic shuffleboard tournament is being held?"
"I think it's in Bermuda."
"Thank you," she turned and left.
Abner Dune, who had heard the entire exchange, said, "She's crazy."
"Then she's one of the lucky ones," said Haggis. He walked over to Benny, who was still looking very perplexed and aroused. His enormous erection stuck out of his pants as the girls chanted "Roo roo! Roo roo!" and he looked very indecisive.
"Hello Benny," said Haggis. "I thought you had given up on partnering with women."
"I did!" said Benny. "They all kept telling me I could get new Rustabunny episodes if I did what they said. But all I ended up doing was peeing inside of them!"
"How terrible for you," Haggis agreed. "Are you still resolute?"
"Reso, what?"
"Still determined not to do it again?"
"I don't know. My thing is kind of sore," said Benny, scratching his enormous erection through his jumpsuit. "But these girls are all dressed as Rustabunnies! I've never done it with a Rustabunny before!"
"Roo roo rooo!" said Laura Giancomo, dressed as a pink Rustabunny.
"Roo roo rooo!" said Shelly Rendler, dressed as a blue Rustabunny.
"I can see your temptation," said Haggis.
"I can't decide which one to pick!" said Benny. "I like Blue... but I also like Red... and then there's Pink... and Yellow! Help me decide, Haggis!"
Haggis looked at the women all squatting over, flapping their arms and making "roo roo" sounds as they danced around Benny. Women who a week ago would never have given Benny a second glance were desperately humiliating themselves in an effort to partner with a high scoring man. His eyes fell on Marion Kelly, dressed as a Green Rustabunny.
"Roo roo roo!" said Marion, flapping her arms frantically. But her eyes were on Haggis and had a pleading quality to them. And then she winked at him.
Haggis remembered how just a few days ago he had let Marion seduce him into becoming only his second partner at the Space Station. How they had flirted over dinner and then returned to his quarters and consummated their commitment. How beautiful her heavy breasts and dark, wiry pubic hair looked as he pounded into her. How she cried his name when she climaxed around his raging shaft. How she smiled endearingly at him afterwards and played with his hair, and then, astonishingly, sucked him off for a second round, not because she had to, but because she wanted to.
"I think Marion would be a good choice," said Haggis. He saw her face light up immediately.
"Really?" said Benny.
"Yes," said Haggis. "I had her a few days ago. She was great as a human being. I'm sure she'd be fabulous as a Rustabunny."
"All right!" Benny gave a massive grin and reached for Marion's hand. She silently mouthed thank you to Haggis and let herself be led away, as the other women groaned and shot Haggis looks of pure poison.
When they got to Benny's quarters Marion immediately began hugging and kissing him and working on getting his white jumpsuit off. But when she turned to her own jumpsuit Benny grabbed her hands and said "No."
"No?" said Marion, with a confused look on her face.
"I don't want to pee inside of you. I want to pee inside of a Rustabunny."
"But Benny-"
"You're not going to get me any new episodes of Rustabunny! None of you are going to get me new episodes of Rustabunny! You think I'm not smart, but I am!" said Benny. "You just want me to pee inside of you so you can tell the lizard man! Well, I'll do it all right, I'll pee inside of you, but only if you stay as a Rustabunny!"
"But Benny... I can't have sex with you with my clothes on," said Marion.
"Sure you can!" Benny reached down with his enormous hands and grunted as he grabbed the fabric around Marion's crotch. Marion shrieked as Benny ripped it open, revealing a gaping hole where her pubis was now visible.
"Now get into bed and get me ready for peeing!" Benny roared.
Marion lay down on the bed and spread her legs. Her red vaginal lips showed through the hole Benny had created. Benny got on top of her, almost crushing her.
"Oh, Benny. Can you move a little to your left? Yes, that's right," said Marion.
Benny, whose penis had long since assembled itself, tried to insert himself into the hole he created but he did not succeed. He failed to grasp the concept that inserting himself into the hole in the fabric did not necessarily mean he was inserting himself into her. After three fruitless efforts Marion reached down with a slender hand to help.
"Relax, Benny," she said soothingly. She gasped as she inserted him into her. Shelly hadn't been exaggerating; Benny was huge!
Benny started pounding into her. Marion panted as she quickly adjusted to his size. While it wasn't painful, it was far from pleasant as Benny acted like a piston traveling at light speed.
"Not so strong, Benny!" she cried, as she wrapped her hands around him, holding on for dear life.
"Say the words!"
"What?"
"Say the words!"
"Roo roo roo!" said Marion.
"Uuuuh!" Benny groaned.
"Roo roo roo!"
"Ooooooh!"
"Roo roo roo!"
Benny had never fucked a Green Rustabunny before, much less any Rustabunny, but he had pleasured himself to the thought of it many times. Seeing Marion's green floppy ears, hearing her go "Roo roo roo!", feeling her wet softness massaging his peepee as it thrusted in and out of her quickly drove Benny over the edge.
"Ooooooh!" he stiffened and cried out, then collapsed on top of her.
"Benny, you're crushing me!" Marion cried.
200.
That was the combined score that Marion and Benny got.
"What the fuck?" Marion cried. "What the fuckity fuck! That can't be the real number! Run it again!"
"It is the real number," said Frog.
"There must be some mistake," Marion cried.
"We don't make mistakes," said Graylor.
"200? Two fucking hundred? They don't make scores that low!"
"Your descendants scored an E1 in almost every category," said Graylor. "After a thousand years they were half naked, living in caves, and almost starved to death. The only thing they got an E2 on was Art."
"Art?" Marion gave a bitter laugh. "How can this be? This moron got 700 with every other whore he's been with!"
"It's a very small sample size," said Graylor. "Two people can partner together four or five times and get significantly different scores. Though I admit that the score the two of you got was rather... striking."
"Striking? You call that striking?" said Marion. "I dressed up like rabbit and made rabbit sounds to get him to fuck me! I humiliated myself and now I have a 200 score on my record!"
"You can always try again," said Bessie.
"What? And get another 200 score on my record? No thanks." She looked at Benny.
"I guess this means there will be no episodes of Rustabunny," said Benny.
She yelled in his face. "That's right, genius! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY NEW EPISODES OF FUCKING RUSTABUNNIES. I HOPE ALL YOUR FUCKING RUSTABNNIESS DIE IN A BURNING PIT OF FIRE!"
"Calm down, dear," said Bessie.
"YOU CALM DOWN! YOU'VE DESTROYED ME! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY RECORD-"
"Take it easy," said Hot Dog, suddenly appearing out of nowhere as he grabbed an arm.
"Easy! Take it easy, Marion!" said Hamburger, grabbing her other arm.
"FUCK YOU!" Marion cried. "FUCK YOU AND-" Suddenly she slumped into Hot Dog's matchstick thin black arms.
"She just needs some rest," said Hot Dog. "She'll be as right as rain in the morning."
The news spread fast. A consensus quickly formed that the fault had been Benny's, not Marion. While Benny had several 700 scores under his belt, Marion had been a solid performer in the 580-620 range with a dozen different men. Marion's scores were lower, but she had many more scores which gave her average much more statistical validity. Everyone concluded, logically, that Benny's high scores had been a statistical accident.
"It can happen," said Haggis. "Statistically speaking, three high scores is a tiny sample size, when genetic randomness is involved."
"You speak like a genetic engineer, Haggis. Perhaps you're finally remembering your past profession on Earth," said Captain Taylor.
"Me, an engineer? I don't know one end of an atomic wrench from another," said Haggis. He turned to Benny. "How are you feeling, Benny?"
"A little better," said Benny, rubbing his head. "My pee pee stopped hurting." He hadn't had sex in two whole days.
"That's a good thing," said Haggis.
"And people are no longer bothering me to pee inside of them."
"Another good thing," said Haggis.
"But...."
"But what?"
"I kind of liked peeing inside them a little bit, you know?" said Benny. "It might be nice to do again, now and then."
"That girl!" Craig Cobin pointed to the Weeping Woman.
"What?"
"Anytime you want to pee inside a woman, take her. I've had her many a time."
Benny looked over at the Weeping Woman, who was sobbing quietly over her breakfast. He twirled his hair as he imagined her in a Pink Rustabunny outfit, and felt the tingling between his legs start to grow once more....