Update 10
Phir Sham Ko Jab Rajat Aur Vishal Nikle to Rekha Ne Aake Mujhe Bataya . . . Mene Tyrant Apne Detective Ko Aagah Kia Aur Usne Dono Ka Peeche Karna Shuru Kar Diya. . . Main Aur Rekha Mera Laptop Leke Meri Car Me Baitha Aur Mere Ghar Ki Aoor Chal Nikle. . . Is Detective Ne Ek Software Diya Tha Aur Main Usey Uske Spy Cam Se Live Dekh Sakti Thi. .
Wo Unka Peeche Kar Raha Tha Aur Rekha Ne Sahi Bola Tha Wo Log Ek Pub Ke Ander Gaye The. . . Wo Detective Bhi Unke Peeche Pub Ke Ander Chala Gaya. . . Aur Jab Humne Dekha to Paya Ki Dono Bar Counter Pe Stoll Pe Baithe Drinks Pee Rahe the Phir Wo Detective Bhi Unke Baju Pe Rakhe Khali Stoll Pe Jake Baith Gaya. . . Aur Ek Drink Order Ki. . Phir Badi Safai Se Ek Bug Counter Table Ke Niche Laga Diya Aur Ek Vishal Ki Pent Ki Jeb Me Daal Diya. . . Ab Hum Undono Ke Beech Ki Baat Saaf Sun Sakte The. .
Tabhi Rekha Ne Poocha : Accha Ye Bata Ki Hum Dono Ko Live Kaise Dekh Pa Rahe Hai. .
Main Bola : Baby Yehi to Hai Technology Ka Kamal. . . Iss Detective Ne Ek Chashma Pehna Hai Aur Usme Bahoot Hi High Resolution Ke Camera Fit Hain. . . Uske Samne Baithe Aadmi Ko Pata Nahi Chalega. . Aur Uski Puri Film Ban Jayegi. . Ab Tu Inki Baataon Pe Concentrate Kar. . .
Phir Humdono Undono Ki Baatain Badi Dhyan Se Sunne Lage. .
Rajat Vishal Ko Bol Raha Tha - Aur Bhi Vishal. . Kaisa Chal Raha Kamkaj. .
Vishal: Sahi Chal Raha Sirji. . . Aap to Jante Ho Me Iss Naya Hoin Is Job Pe. . . Aur Thodi Technical Knowledge to Hai Par Experience Nahi Hai Utna. . . Aap to Mere Bhai Ke Boss The. . Mujhe Bhi Kuch Gurumantr Dedo. .
Rajat Hasne Laga Aur Bola : Are Bhai. . Main Kya Gurumantra Doon. . Tu to Khud Bada Guru Hai. .
Vishal : Main Samjha Nahi Sir. .
Rajat : Abe Saale Isme Na Samjhne Jaise Kya Baat Hai. . . Apni Boss Tujh Pe Mehrban Hai. . Jab Dekho Uske Cabin Me Rehta Hai. . Uske Sath Lunch Pe Jata Hai. . . Tu Yo Mujh Se Bada Guru Hai Bhai. .
Vishal : Are Nahi Sir. . Jaisa Aap Samajh Rahe Ho Waise Nahi Hai. . . Mene Bataya Tha Na Ki Bhai Ka Accident Madam Ki Car Se Hua Tha. . Aur Phir Unki Maut Ho Gai Thi. . Madam Shayad Ab Bhi Apne Ko Jimmedar Samajhti Hai Isliye Shayad Mujh Pe Thoda Dhayan Jayada Deti Hain. .
Rajat : Bhai Jo Bhi Ho Par Dono Haathon Me Ladoo to Tere Hath Me Hi Hain. . . Maje to Tere Hi Hain.
Vishal : Main Samjha Nahi. .
Rajat Vishal Ke Kandhe Pe Hath Rakhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai : Dekh . . Tu Abhi Baccha Hai. . Agar Main Teri Jagah Hota Na to Phor Dekhta. .
Ye Bol Ke Wo Chup Ho Gaya. . Vishal Ke Chehre Se Laga Ki Wo Kuch Samjha Nahi Aur Wo Bola : Are Sir Khul Ke Bolo Na Kya Kehna Chahate Ho. . .
Rajat Bola : Dekh . . . Agar Mujhe Apni Boss Ke Sath Waqt Gujarne Ka Mauka Milta Na Jitna Tu Rehta Hai . . . to Main Ab Tak Sab Kuch Kar Chuka Hota. .
Vishal: Kya Matlab. .
Rajat : Are Mere Baap. . Matlab Ki Ab Tak Wo Mere Niche Hoti Aur Main Uski Chut Mar Chuka Hota. .
Ye Sun Ke Rekha Aur Main Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage . . Wo to Accha Tha Ki Humne Earphones Lagaye the Kaan Me. Nahi to Shayad Driver Kaka Bhi Sun Lete Ye Baat. . . Par Uss Detective Ne to Suni Hogi Ye Baat . .
Lekin Phir Se Main Laptop Me Dekhne Laga Aur Dekha Ki Vishal Ke Chehre Pe Gussey Wala Bhaav Tha Aur Wo Bola : Sir. . Aisi Baat Mat Kijeye. . Madam Bahoot Acchi Hain. . Dil Ki Bahoot Saaf Hain. . . Wo Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Karti. . . Main Unki Bahoot Izzat Karta Hoin. . .
Rajat Bola : Izzat. . Hahahaha. . Beta Kisey Bewakoof Bana Raha Hai. . . Tere Chehre Pe Likha Hai Ki Tu Apni Boss Se Pyar Karta Hai. . Main Aur Tu Jitne Din Se Sath Hai Na. . . Usey Mujhe Sab Idea Ho Gaya Hai. . Aur Aaj Dekh Mene Jara Sa Kya Galat Bola Tu Kaise Bhadak Gaya. . . Le Ek Peg Pee. .
Aur Ye Keh Ke Usne Ek Whiskey Ka Glass Vishal Ko Thama Diya . . . Air Phir Rajat Bola : Abey Pee Na. .
. . . Aur Dil Pe Haath Rakh Ke Bol . . Karta Hai Na Pyar Tu Nia Se. .
Iss Bar Rajat Ne Mera Naam Liya Tha Madam Boone Ki Jagah. . .
Vishal : Haan Karta Hoin Main Pyaar. . . Bahoot Karta Hoin. . . Apni Jaan Sw Jayada Pyar Karta Hoin Me. .
Rajat : Abey Kisey Pyar Karta Hai. .
Vishal: Nia Ko Pyar Karta Hoin. . . Apne Dil O Jaan Se. .
Rajat: Abey Sale Wo Karti Hai Kya Tujh Se. . Ye Bade Log Bas Dikhawa Karte Hai. . .
Vishal: Pata Nahi. . Par Wo Dikhawa Nahin Karti . . Agar Wo Dikhawa Karti to Wo Sab Na Hota . . .
Rajat Thoda Chunka Aur Mera Dil Bhi Dhak Sa Reh Gaya Aur Main Sochne Laga Kahin Vishal Wo Sab Na Bol De Jo Us Din Cabin Me Hua Tha. .
Rajat: Abey Kya Hua Tha. . . Are Bol. . Mujhe Nahi Lagta Tere Jaisa Chikna Launda Kuch Kar Sakta Hai. . Tere Baska Nahi Hai Kuch. . Bas Phekta Hai . . .
Vishal : Aapko Kya Pata . . . Humare Beech Kya Hua. . Par Jo Bhi Hua Wo Haseen Sapne Jaisa Tha. . .
Rajat: Abey Bol Na. . Phenk Mat. . .
Vishal: Ek Din Cabin Me Hum Dono Ke Beech Smooch Hua Tha . . Kya Hoont the Uske. . Kitna Rasila Tha Wo Smooch. . . Hum Dono Ka Saliva Aise Ghulmil Gaya Tha Ki Pata Hi Nahi Lag Raha Tha Ki Kiska Kon Sa Saliva Hai. . . in Haaton Ne Uss Din Iss Duniya Ki Do Sabse Mulayam Cheezon Ko Chua Tha. .
Rajat : Kya. . . Tha Wo Bhai. .
Vishal : Mene Uski Back Ko Chua Tha . . Dabaya Tha.
Rajat : Back Matlab Kya. Khul. Ke Bol
Vishal : Uski Ass Ko Dabaya Tha in Haathon Se. .
Rajat : Abey Hindi Me Bol.
Vishal : Are Yaar Uski Gaand Ko Apne Dono Hathoon Se Dabaya Tha. . . Aur Phir Uske Boobs Ko Bhi. . Shayad Uss Din Sab Ho Hi Jata Agar Wo Phone Nahi Aata. . .
Rajat: Phone. ?. . Kiska. Phone. .
Vishal : Pata Nahi Par Uske Baad Aisa Mauka Kabhi Nahi Mila. .
Rajat: Sahi Hai Guru. . . Tu to Ustad Nikla. . Ye to Bata Wo Kaun Thi. .
Vishal Thoda Jhalla Gaya Aur Bola : Hum Kiski Baat Kar Rahe the Madam Ki Na. . Mene Nia Madam Ke Saath Kiya Ye Sab. . .
Ye Sun Ke Rajat Ke Chehre Pe Ek Kutil Smile Thi Aur Mera Chehra Dekhne Layak Tha. . Main Ek Dum Shock Me Tha Aur Mere Baju Me Baithi Rekha Ka Mauh to Khula Ka Khula Reh Gaya Tha . . Wo Bade Hi Aashcharya Se Mujhe Apni Badi Badi Aankhen Phade Dekh Rahi Thi. .
Main Ussey Apni Nazre Nahi Mila Paa Raha Tha Sharam Ke Mare. . .
Itne Me Rajat Bola : To Beta Tune Sab Kar Liya . . Sahi Hai Tu to Mujh Se Bhi Bada Guru Nikla. . Yeda Ban Je Peda Kha Liya. . .
Vishal: Nahi Aisa Nahi Hai Sir. . . Main Madam Se Pyar Karta Hoin. . Wo to Uss Din Pata Nahi Kaise Hum Dono Bhaek Gaye The. . Wo Din Mujhe Aaj Tak Yaad Hai. .
Rajat : Accha. Kon Sa Din Tha Bhai. .
Vishal : Uss Din Wednesday Tha. . Aur Date Thi 25 Thareek. .
Rajat Phir Ek Baar Chaunk Gaya. . Aur Kuch Sochne Laga. . Par Mujhe Yaad Aa Gaya Wo Din. . . Ye Wohi Din Tha Jab Rajat Ne Mujhe Neeraj Ka Video Dhikaya Tha. . Aur Shayad Ussey Bhi Wo Din Yaad Aa Gaya Tha. . Tabhi Uski Aankhon Me Kuch Chamak Dhiki Mujhe . . Ab Uske Chehre Pe Wo Muskan Aur Badi Ho Gai Thi.
Aaj Rajat Vishal Se Sare Raaz Ugalwa Raha Tha. . Jo Shayad Aanewale Samay Me Accha Nahi Tha Hum Sab Ke Liye. . Par Yahan Baith Ke Main Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta Thi. .
Phir Rajat Bola : Are Dekh Bhai Ye Pyar Vyar Ka Khayal Chood De. . . Isme Aadmi Sirf Barbaad Hota Hai. . Ye Ladkiyan Sirf Ladko Ka Dil Todti Hain. . . Iska Bhai Bholi Bhali Ladkiyon Ko Naukri Ka Jhasa Deke Unhe Aapna Shikar Banata Hai. . . Isne Ye Bhi Uska Sath Deti Hai. . Aur Tere Bhai Ke Maut Bhi Issi Ki Galti Se Huyi Hogi. . Tabhi Isne Tujhe Yahan Job Deke Media Walon Ka Mauh Band Kiya. . Tere Sath Wo Sab Karke Tujhe Apni Khatputli Bana Ke Tere Se Wo Sab Galat Kam Karwaigi Jo Tu Nahi Karna Chahega. . . Mere Pass Iske Bhai Ke Khilaf Saboot Hai. .
Vishal: Aap Khuch Bhi Nahi Bolo. . .
Rajat : Chal. . Tu Mere Ghar Chalna Phir Tujhe Yakeen Ho Jayega. . . Aur Jab Tera Dil Tootegana Tab Mujhe Mat Bolna. Ruk Kuch Dhikata Hoin.
Phir Rajat Ne Kuch Apne Mobile Me Play Kiya. . Pata Nahi Kya Tha. Kyunki Wo Hume Nahi Dikh Raha Tha. . . Aur Uss Detective Ke Liye Bhi Dekhna Possible Nahi Tha. .
Phir Rajat Bola : Dekha Na. . Iska Bhai Kaisa Hai. . . Is Ladki Ki Jindagi Barbad Kar Di. . . Aur Iski Behan Sati Savitri Hai. . . Bhai Main to Kehta Ho Ki Iski Behan Ke Sath Bhi Aisa Hona Chahiye. .
Vishal Chup Tha . . Kuch Bol Nahi Raha Tha. .
Rajat: Dekh Bhai Ye Bade Log Hamara Fayda Uthate Hai. . to Hum Kyun Na Badla Len. . . Tere Ko Pata Hai Ye Ladki Kon Hai. . . Meri Mangetar. . .
Vishal : To Phir Aap Iss Company Me Kyun Aaye. .
Rajat: Dekh Tujhe Bata Raha Hoin Kisi Aoor Ko Mat Batana. . . Badla Lena Hai Mujhe . . . Neeraj Se Aur Iski Behan Se. . . Ek Ladki Hoke Bhi Usne Apne Bhai Ka Sath Diya. . .
Vishal : Kya Chahate Ho Aap. . Kya Karoge. . .
Rajat : Wohi Sab. . Jo Neeeraj Ne Meri Mangetar Ke Saath Kiya. . Iski Behan Nia Ko Nangi Kar Ke Aise Chudunga Ki Ye Sali Reham Ki Bheek Mangege. . Randi Banaunga Sali Ko Meri. . Waise Kadak Maal Hai. . . Ek Dum Makkhan. . Sali Ko Sari Raat Bhi Choodun to Bhi Kam Pade.
Vishal : Bas Karo Aap. . . Aap Jo Chaho Karo. . Main Ja Raha Ho. .
Rajat : Abey Ruk Na. . . Kya Tu Mera Sath Nahi Dega. . . Dekh Main Tere Bhai Ka Bahoot Accha Dost Tha. . Wo Mujhe Apna Guru Apna Bada Bhai Manta Tha. . . Kya Tu Apne Bhai Ke Dost Ki Madad Nahi Karega. . .
Vishal : Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoin. . .
Rajat : Are Tu Hi to Hai Mere Taale Ki Chaabi. . . Tu Nia Ke Dil. Me Jagah Bana. .
Jab Wo Tujh Pe Pura Vishwas Karne Lagegi Tab Hum Dono Mil Ke Apna Badla Lenge. . .
Main Soch Raha Tha Ki Sala Ye Kab Mera Dost Aur Guru Ban Gaya. .
Iska Aur Mera to 36 Ka Aankda Tha. . Sala Kitna Neech Insan Hai Ye. . . Nia Ki Chut Aur Daulat Ke Liye Kitna Gir Gaya Hai. . .
Ab Main Apni Saanse Roke Vishal Ke Jawab Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha. . .
Main Apni Saanse Roke Vishal Ke Jawab Ka Wait Kar Raha Tha Ki Itne Me Mere Ek Kaan Me Aawaz Aayi. " Memsaab Hum Ghar Aa Gaye Hai. . ". .
Mene Dekha to Hamari Gadi Mere Ghar Ke Compound Me Khadi Thi. . Mai Bola : Bas Ek Minute Kaka. . . Hum Log Utarte Hai. . . Bad Kuch Der . .
Ab Driver Bhala Kya Bolta. .
Vishal Bola : Kya Karna Hoga Mujhe. .
Ye Sun Ke Rajat Ki Bhachiyen Khil Uthi. . Aur Meri Saansain Uper Ki Uper Aur Niche Ki Niche Reh Gai Aur Main Sochne Laga ' Mera Bhai Aisa to Nahi Tha' . .
Rekha Boli : Are Tera Chikhna to Badal Gaya. .
Mene Kuch Nahi Bola Aur Car Se Utar Ke Apne Kamre Ki Taraf Bhaga. . Kyunki Ab Mujhe Ye Janna Tha Ki Ye Rajat Kya Khel Khelne Wala Hai. . Beech Main Mujhe Mr. Mehra Mile to Mene Unhe Bola Ki Abhi Kuch Office Ka Jaruri Kaam Hai. . Aapse Bad Me Baat Karti Hoin. . .
Mere Piche Piche Rekha Bhi Aa Gai. . Phir Mene Jaldi Se Laptop Khola Aur Rekha Ko Kamra Lock Karne Ke Liye Bola. . . Uske Baad Main Phir Se Laptop Me Chal Rahe Live Video Ko Dekhne Laga. . .
Rajat Vishal Ko Keh Raha Tha : Dekh Bhai . . Tu Agar Wo Karega Jo Main Kahunga to Mera Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Maze Bhi Lenge Humdono. . . Soch Behti Ganga Me Haath Dho Lenge. . Badla Bhi Aur Maza Bhi. .
Is Baat Pe Vishal Kuch Bola Nahi Par Main Uske Face Expression Dekh Raha Tha. . Uske Face Pe Pareshani Wale Expression The. . . Wo Bas Utna Bola : Accha Sir . . Main Chalta Hoin Ab. . Meri Maa Mera Intezar Kar Rahi Hogi. .
Aur Phir Vishal Sidha Nina Dekhe Pub Ke Bahar Nikal Gaya. . Phir Kuch Der Baad Rajat Bhi Wahan Se Chala Gaya . . Phir Mene Laptop Band Kar Diya. . Rekha Boli : Yaar Ye Rajat to Bahoot Bada Kamina Nikla. . Accha Hua Jo Tune Mujhe Time Pe Bata Diya Varna Mera Bhi Haal Kahin Pri6 Jaisa Na Ho Jata. . Khair Ab Ye Vishal Kya Karega . .
Main Bola : Wo to Pata Nahi Par Abhi Sab Time Pe Chood Dete Hai. . Ek Kaam Kar Tu Aaj Raat Yahin Ruk Ja. Main Uncle Aunty Ko Phone Kar Deti Hoin. .
Wo Maan Gai Aur Mene Uske Ghar Pe Bol Diya Ki Wo Mere Yahan Ruknewali Hai. . . Phir Raat Ko Jab Hum Log Khana Kha Ke Mere Kamre Me Baithe Planning Kar Rahe Tab Kisi Ne Mere Room Ka Darwaja Knock Kiya. . . Mene Poocha Kon Hai to Hamare Naukar Ramu Kaka The. . Wo Bole : Beti Aap Se Koi Milne Aaya Hai. . Maine Mana Kiya Par Wo Zidd Pe Aad Gaya Ki Abhi Milna Hai. .
Maine Time Dekha to Raat Ke 12 Baj Chuke The. . Main Nahar Aaya to Dekha Vishal Mere Ghar Ke Security Guard Ke Sath Khada Tha . . . Uski Shirt Pent Se Bahar Nikli Thi. . Wo Pasine Me Pura Abhita Hua Tha. . Aisa Lag Raha Tha Jaise Pata Nahi Kitne Kilometer Paidal Chala Ho. . Main Usey Apne Sath Apne Kamre Me Le Aaya. . Usey Dekh Ke Rekha Boli : Ye Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai Iss Waqt. .
Vishal Bola : Madam. . . Mujhe Aap Se Bahoot Jaruri Baat Karni Hai. . .
Main Bola : Wo Theek Hai Par Pehle Tum Baitho. . Aur Thoda Paani Piyo. .
Uske Pani Pene Ke Baad Mene Poocha: Vishal Itni Raat Ko Tum Aisi Haalat Me Yahan Kyun Aaye Ho. . . Tumari Maa Wahan Akeli Tumhara Intezar Kar Rahi Hongi. .
Wo Bola: Madam. . . Baat Bahoot Jaruri Thi Isliye Aaya Hoin Yahan. . .
Main Bola : To Jaldi Batao Kya Baat Hai. .
Wo Bola : Madam. . Wo Jo Aapka Naya Hod Hai Na. . . Rajat . . Wo Sahi Aadmi Nahi Hai. . . Mujhe Nahi Pata Aapke Aur Uske Beech Kya Hua Hai Par Wo Aapko Barbad Karna Chahata Hai. . Aur Ye Main Nahi Hone Dunga. . . Mene Aapse Pyar Kiya Hai Madam. . . Aapka Pata Nahi. . Aap. Log Ameer Log Ho. . Par Mera Pyar Saccha Hai. .
Main Bola : Main Sab Janti Hoin Vishal. . Jo Kuch Bhi Tum Dodno Ke Beech Batcheet Huyi Hai Wo Sab Mujhe Pata Hai. .
Vishal Thoda Confuse Ho Gaya. . . Itne Me Rekha Ne Mera Haath Kheecha Aur Kone Me Leja Me Boli : Are Tu Kya Kar Rahi Hai. . Kahin Ye Iski Chaal Na Ho. . . Ye Hume Bewakoof Bana Raha Ho. .
Mene Kaha : Tu Chinta Mat Kar. . Mujhe Insaan Ki Pehchan Hai. . Ye Sach Bol Raha Hai. .
Phir Main Vishal Ke Karib Aaya Aur Pyar Se Uske Sar Pe Haath Fera Air Phir Uske Samne Baith Ke Uska Haath Apne Haath Me Liya Aur Bola : Ab Jo Me Tum Se Kehne Ja Rahi Hoin Wo Dhyan Se Sunna. .
Phir Mene Usey Shuru Se Leker Aaj Jo Hua Wo Sab Bata Diya. . Wo Sun Ke Wo Mujhe Hairan Se Dekhne Laga. .
Phir Kuch Der Ruk Ke Bola : Madam. . Aap Itna Kuch Seh Rahi Ho Aur Mujhe Kuch Nahi Bataya. . Aur Us Kamine Ko to Main Choduga Nahi Ab.
Mene Uske Gal Pe Haath Fera Aur Bola : Dekho Abhi Tum Kuch Mat Karo . . Mene Kuch Plan Banaya Hai. . Agar Kuch Karna Hai to Usko Yakeen Dilao Ki Tum Uske Sath Ho. . . Aur Uska Vishwas Jeet Lo.
Phir Mene Usey Apna Plan Samjha Diya. . Uske Baad Mene Apne Driver Ko Keh Ke V6ko Ghar Pe Chudwa Diya. .
Ab Mujhe Ye Dekhna Tha Ki Mera Plan Successful Hota Hai Ya Nahi. . .
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Wo Unka Peeche Kar Raha Tha Aur Rekha Ne Sahi Bola Tha Wo Log Ek Pub Ke Ander Gaye The. . . Wo Detective Bhi Unke Peeche Pub Ke Ander Chala Gaya. . . Aur Jab Humne Dekha to Paya Ki Dono Bar Counter Pe Stoll Pe Baithe Drinks Pee Rahe the Phir Wo Detective Bhi Unke Baju Pe Rakhe Khali Stoll Pe Jake Baith Gaya. . . Aur Ek Drink Order Ki. . Phir Badi Safai Se Ek Bug Counter Table Ke Niche Laga Diya Aur Ek Vishal Ki Pent Ki Jeb Me Daal Diya. . . Ab Hum Undono Ke Beech Ki Baat Saaf Sun Sakte The. .
Tabhi Rekha Ne Poocha : Accha Ye Bata Ki Hum Dono Ko Live Kaise Dekh Pa Rahe Hai. .
Main Bola : Baby Yehi to Hai Technology Ka Kamal. . . Iss Detective Ne Ek Chashma Pehna Hai Aur Usme Bahoot Hi High Resolution Ke Camera Fit Hain. . . Uske Samne Baithe Aadmi Ko Pata Nahi Chalega. . Aur Uski Puri Film Ban Jayegi. . Ab Tu Inki Baataon Pe Concentrate Kar. . .
Phir Humdono Undono Ki Baatain Badi Dhyan Se Sunne Lage. .
Rajat Vishal Ko Bol Raha Tha - Aur Bhi Vishal. . Kaisa Chal Raha Kamkaj. .
Vishal: Sahi Chal Raha Sirji. . . Aap to Jante Ho Me Iss Naya Hoin Is Job Pe. . . Aur Thodi Technical Knowledge to Hai Par Experience Nahi Hai Utna. . . Aap to Mere Bhai Ke Boss The. . Mujhe Bhi Kuch Gurumantr Dedo. .
Rajat Hasne Laga Aur Bola : Are Bhai. . Main Kya Gurumantra Doon. . Tu to Khud Bada Guru Hai. .
Vishal : Main Samjha Nahi Sir. .
Rajat : Abe Saale Isme Na Samjhne Jaise Kya Baat Hai. . . Apni Boss Tujh Pe Mehrban Hai. . Jab Dekho Uske Cabin Me Rehta Hai. . Uske Sath Lunch Pe Jata Hai. . . Tu Yo Mujh Se Bada Guru Hai Bhai. .
Vishal : Are Nahi Sir. . Jaisa Aap Samajh Rahe Ho Waise Nahi Hai. . . Mene Bataya Tha Na Ki Bhai Ka Accident Madam Ki Car Se Hua Tha. . Aur Phir Unki Maut Ho Gai Thi. . Madam Shayad Ab Bhi Apne Ko Jimmedar Samajhti Hai Isliye Shayad Mujh Pe Thoda Dhayan Jayada Deti Hain. .
Rajat : Bhai Jo Bhi Ho Par Dono Haathon Me Ladoo to Tere Hath Me Hi Hain. . . Maje to Tere Hi Hain.
Vishal : Main Samjha Nahi. .
Rajat Vishal Ke Kandhe Pe Hath Rakhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai : Dekh . . Tu Abhi Baccha Hai. . Agar Main Teri Jagah Hota Na to Phor Dekhta. .
Ye Bol Ke Wo Chup Ho Gaya. . Vishal Ke Chehre Se Laga Ki Wo Kuch Samjha Nahi Aur Wo Bola : Are Sir Khul Ke Bolo Na Kya Kehna Chahate Ho. . .
Rajat Bola : Dekh . . . Agar Mujhe Apni Boss Ke Sath Waqt Gujarne Ka Mauka Milta Na Jitna Tu Rehta Hai . . . to Main Ab Tak Sab Kuch Kar Chuka Hota. .
Vishal: Kya Matlab. .
Rajat : Are Mere Baap. . Matlab Ki Ab Tak Wo Mere Niche Hoti Aur Main Uski Chut Mar Chuka Hota. .
Ye Sun Ke Rekha Aur Main Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage . . Wo to Accha Tha Ki Humne Earphones Lagaye the Kaan Me. Nahi to Shayad Driver Kaka Bhi Sun Lete Ye Baat. . . Par Uss Detective Ne to Suni Hogi Ye Baat . .
Lekin Phir Se Main Laptop Me Dekhne Laga Aur Dekha Ki Vishal Ke Chehre Pe Gussey Wala Bhaav Tha Aur Wo Bola : Sir. . Aisi Baat Mat Kijeye. . Madam Bahoot Acchi Hain. . Dil Ki Bahoot Saaf Hain. . . Wo Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Karti. . . Main Unki Bahoot Izzat Karta Hoin. . .
Rajat Bola : Izzat. . Hahahaha. . Beta Kisey Bewakoof Bana Raha Hai. . . Tere Chehre Pe Likha Hai Ki Tu Apni Boss Se Pyar Karta Hai. . Main Aur Tu Jitne Din Se Sath Hai Na. . . Usey Mujhe Sab Idea Ho Gaya Hai. . Aur Aaj Dekh Mene Jara Sa Kya Galat Bola Tu Kaise Bhadak Gaya. . . Le Ek Peg Pee. .
Aur Ye Keh Ke Usne Ek Whiskey Ka Glass Vishal Ko Thama Diya . . . Air Phir Rajat Bola : Abey Pee Na. .
. . . Aur Dil Pe Haath Rakh Ke Bol . . Karta Hai Na Pyar Tu Nia Se. .
Iss Bar Rajat Ne Mera Naam Liya Tha Madam Boone Ki Jagah. . .
Vishal : Haan Karta Hoin Main Pyaar. . . Bahoot Karta Hoin. . . Apni Jaan Sw Jayada Pyar Karta Hoin Me. .
Rajat : Abey Kisey Pyar Karta Hai. .
Vishal: Nia Ko Pyar Karta Hoin. . . Apne Dil O Jaan Se. .
Rajat: Abey Sale Wo Karti Hai Kya Tujh Se. . Ye Bade Log Bas Dikhawa Karte Hai. . .
Vishal: Pata Nahi. . Par Wo Dikhawa Nahin Karti . . Agar Wo Dikhawa Karti to Wo Sab Na Hota . . .
Rajat Thoda Chunka Aur Mera Dil Bhi Dhak Sa Reh Gaya Aur Main Sochne Laga Kahin Vishal Wo Sab Na Bol De Jo Us Din Cabin Me Hua Tha. .
Rajat: Abey Kya Hua Tha. . . Are Bol. . Mujhe Nahi Lagta Tere Jaisa Chikna Launda Kuch Kar Sakta Hai. . Tere Baska Nahi Hai Kuch. . Bas Phekta Hai . . .
Vishal : Aapko Kya Pata . . . Humare Beech Kya Hua. . Par Jo Bhi Hua Wo Haseen Sapne Jaisa Tha. . .
Rajat: Abey Bol Na. . Phenk Mat. . .
Vishal: Ek Din Cabin Me Hum Dono Ke Beech Smooch Hua Tha . . Kya Hoont the Uske. . Kitna Rasila Tha Wo Smooch. . . Hum Dono Ka Saliva Aise Ghulmil Gaya Tha Ki Pata Hi Nahi Lag Raha Tha Ki Kiska Kon Sa Saliva Hai. . . in Haaton Ne Uss Din Iss Duniya Ki Do Sabse Mulayam Cheezon Ko Chua Tha. .
Rajat : Kya. . . Tha Wo Bhai. .
Vishal : Mene Uski Back Ko Chua Tha . . Dabaya Tha.
Rajat : Back Matlab Kya. Khul. Ke Bol
Vishal : Uski Ass Ko Dabaya Tha in Haathon Se. .
Rajat : Abey Hindi Me Bol.
Vishal : Are Yaar Uski Gaand Ko Apne Dono Hathoon Se Dabaya Tha. . . Aur Phir Uske Boobs Ko Bhi. . Shayad Uss Din Sab Ho Hi Jata Agar Wo Phone Nahi Aata. . .
Rajat: Phone. ?. . Kiska. Phone. .
Vishal : Pata Nahi Par Uske Baad Aisa Mauka Kabhi Nahi Mila. .
Rajat: Sahi Hai Guru. . . Tu to Ustad Nikla. . Ye to Bata Wo Kaun Thi. .
Vishal Thoda Jhalla Gaya Aur Bola : Hum Kiski Baat Kar Rahe the Madam Ki Na. . Mene Nia Madam Ke Saath Kiya Ye Sab. . .
Ye Sun Ke Rajat Ke Chehre Pe Ek Kutil Smile Thi Aur Mera Chehra Dekhne Layak Tha. . Main Ek Dum Shock Me Tha Aur Mere Baju Me Baithi Rekha Ka Mauh to Khula Ka Khula Reh Gaya Tha . . Wo Bade Hi Aashcharya Se Mujhe Apni Badi Badi Aankhen Phade Dekh Rahi Thi. .
Main Ussey Apni Nazre Nahi Mila Paa Raha Tha Sharam Ke Mare. . .
Itne Me Rajat Bola : To Beta Tune Sab Kar Liya . . Sahi Hai Tu to Mujh Se Bhi Bada Guru Nikla. . Yeda Ban Je Peda Kha Liya. . .
Vishal: Nahi Aisa Nahi Hai Sir. . . Main Madam Se Pyar Karta Hoin. . Wo to Uss Din Pata Nahi Kaise Hum Dono Bhaek Gaye The. . Wo Din Mujhe Aaj Tak Yaad Hai. .
Rajat : Accha. Kon Sa Din Tha Bhai. .
Vishal : Uss Din Wednesday Tha. . Aur Date Thi 25 Thareek. .
Rajat Phir Ek Baar Chaunk Gaya. . Aur Kuch Sochne Laga. . Par Mujhe Yaad Aa Gaya Wo Din. . . Ye Wohi Din Tha Jab Rajat Ne Mujhe Neeraj Ka Video Dhikaya Tha. . Aur Shayad Ussey Bhi Wo Din Yaad Aa Gaya Tha. . Tabhi Uski Aankhon Me Kuch Chamak Dhiki Mujhe . . Ab Uske Chehre Pe Wo Muskan Aur Badi Ho Gai Thi.
Aaj Rajat Vishal Se Sare Raaz Ugalwa Raha Tha. . Jo Shayad Aanewale Samay Me Accha Nahi Tha Hum Sab Ke Liye. . Par Yahan Baith Ke Main Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta Thi. .
Phir Rajat Bola : Are Dekh Bhai Ye Pyar Vyar Ka Khayal Chood De. . . Isme Aadmi Sirf Barbaad Hota Hai. . Ye Ladkiyan Sirf Ladko Ka Dil Todti Hain. . . Iska Bhai Bholi Bhali Ladkiyon Ko Naukri Ka Jhasa Deke Unhe Aapna Shikar Banata Hai. . . Isne Ye Bhi Uska Sath Deti Hai. . Aur Tere Bhai Ke Maut Bhi Issi Ki Galti Se Huyi Hogi. . Tabhi Isne Tujhe Yahan Job Deke Media Walon Ka Mauh Band Kiya. . Tere Sath Wo Sab Karke Tujhe Apni Khatputli Bana Ke Tere Se Wo Sab Galat Kam Karwaigi Jo Tu Nahi Karna Chahega. . . Mere Pass Iske Bhai Ke Khilaf Saboot Hai. .
Vishal: Aap Khuch Bhi Nahi Bolo. . .
Rajat : Chal. . Tu Mere Ghar Chalna Phir Tujhe Yakeen Ho Jayega. . . Aur Jab Tera Dil Tootegana Tab Mujhe Mat Bolna. Ruk Kuch Dhikata Hoin.
Phir Rajat Ne Kuch Apne Mobile Me Play Kiya. . Pata Nahi Kya Tha. Kyunki Wo Hume Nahi Dikh Raha Tha. . . Aur Uss Detective Ke Liye Bhi Dekhna Possible Nahi Tha. .
Phir Rajat Bola : Dekha Na. . Iska Bhai Kaisa Hai. . . Is Ladki Ki Jindagi Barbad Kar Di. . . Aur Iski Behan Sati Savitri Hai. . . Bhai Main to Kehta Ho Ki Iski Behan Ke Sath Bhi Aisa Hona Chahiye. .
Vishal Chup Tha . . Kuch Bol Nahi Raha Tha. .
Rajat: Dekh Bhai Ye Bade Log Hamara Fayda Uthate Hai. . to Hum Kyun Na Badla Len. . . Tere Ko Pata Hai Ye Ladki Kon Hai. . . Meri Mangetar. . .
Vishal : To Phir Aap Iss Company Me Kyun Aaye. .
Rajat: Dekh Tujhe Bata Raha Hoin Kisi Aoor Ko Mat Batana. . . Badla Lena Hai Mujhe . . . Neeraj Se Aur Iski Behan Se. . . Ek Ladki Hoke Bhi Usne Apne Bhai Ka Sath Diya. . .
Vishal : Kya Chahate Ho Aap. . Kya Karoge. . .
Rajat : Wohi Sab. . Jo Neeeraj Ne Meri Mangetar Ke Saath Kiya. . Iski Behan Nia Ko Nangi Kar Ke Aise Chudunga Ki Ye Sali Reham Ki Bheek Mangege. . Randi Banaunga Sali Ko Meri. . Waise Kadak Maal Hai. . . Ek Dum Makkhan. . Sali Ko Sari Raat Bhi Choodun to Bhi Kam Pade.
Vishal : Bas Karo Aap. . . Aap Jo Chaho Karo. . Main Ja Raha Ho. .
Rajat : Abey Ruk Na. . . Kya Tu Mera Sath Nahi Dega. . . Dekh Main Tere Bhai Ka Bahoot Accha Dost Tha. . Wo Mujhe Apna Guru Apna Bada Bhai Manta Tha. . . Kya Tu Apne Bhai Ke Dost Ki Madad Nahi Karega. . .
Vishal : Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoin. . .
Rajat : Are Tu Hi to Hai Mere Taale Ki Chaabi. . . Tu Nia Ke Dil. Me Jagah Bana. .
Jab Wo Tujh Pe Pura Vishwas Karne Lagegi Tab Hum Dono Mil Ke Apna Badla Lenge. . .
Main Soch Raha Tha Ki Sala Ye Kab Mera Dost Aur Guru Ban Gaya. .
Iska Aur Mera to 36 Ka Aankda Tha. . Sala Kitna Neech Insan Hai Ye. . . Nia Ki Chut Aur Daulat Ke Liye Kitna Gir Gaya Hai. . .
Ab Main Apni Saanse Roke Vishal Ke Jawab Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha. . .
Main Apni Saanse Roke Vishal Ke Jawab Ka Wait Kar Raha Tha Ki Itne Me Mere Ek Kaan Me Aawaz Aayi. " Memsaab Hum Ghar Aa Gaye Hai. . ". .
Mene Dekha to Hamari Gadi Mere Ghar Ke Compound Me Khadi Thi. . Mai Bola : Bas Ek Minute Kaka. . . Hum Log Utarte Hai. . . Bad Kuch Der . .
Ab Driver Bhala Kya Bolta. .
Vishal Bola : Kya Karna Hoga Mujhe. .
Ye Sun Ke Rajat Ki Bhachiyen Khil Uthi. . Aur Meri Saansain Uper Ki Uper Aur Niche Ki Niche Reh Gai Aur Main Sochne Laga ' Mera Bhai Aisa to Nahi Tha' . .
Rekha Boli : Are Tera Chikhna to Badal Gaya. .
Mene Kuch Nahi Bola Aur Car Se Utar Ke Apne Kamre Ki Taraf Bhaga. . Kyunki Ab Mujhe Ye Janna Tha Ki Ye Rajat Kya Khel Khelne Wala Hai. . Beech Main Mujhe Mr. Mehra Mile to Mene Unhe Bola Ki Abhi Kuch Office Ka Jaruri Kaam Hai. . Aapse Bad Me Baat Karti Hoin. . .
Mere Piche Piche Rekha Bhi Aa Gai. . Phir Mene Jaldi Se Laptop Khola Aur Rekha Ko Kamra Lock Karne Ke Liye Bola. . . Uske Baad Main Phir Se Laptop Me Chal Rahe Live Video Ko Dekhne Laga. . .
Rajat Vishal Ko Keh Raha Tha : Dekh Bhai . . Tu Agar Wo Karega Jo Main Kahunga to Mera Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Maze Bhi Lenge Humdono. . . Soch Behti Ganga Me Haath Dho Lenge. . Badla Bhi Aur Maza Bhi. .
Is Baat Pe Vishal Kuch Bola Nahi Par Main Uske Face Expression Dekh Raha Tha. . Uske Face Pe Pareshani Wale Expression The. . . Wo Bas Utna Bola : Accha Sir . . Main Chalta Hoin Ab. . Meri Maa Mera Intezar Kar Rahi Hogi. .
Aur Phir Vishal Sidha Nina Dekhe Pub Ke Bahar Nikal Gaya. . Phir Kuch Der Baad Rajat Bhi Wahan Se Chala Gaya . . Phir Mene Laptop Band Kar Diya. . Rekha Boli : Yaar Ye Rajat to Bahoot Bada Kamina Nikla. . Accha Hua Jo Tune Mujhe Time Pe Bata Diya Varna Mera Bhi Haal Kahin Pri6 Jaisa Na Ho Jata. . Khair Ab Ye Vishal Kya Karega . .
Main Bola : Wo to Pata Nahi Par Abhi Sab Time Pe Chood Dete Hai. . Ek Kaam Kar Tu Aaj Raat Yahin Ruk Ja. Main Uncle Aunty Ko Phone Kar Deti Hoin. .
Wo Maan Gai Aur Mene Uske Ghar Pe Bol Diya Ki Wo Mere Yahan Ruknewali Hai. . . Phir Raat Ko Jab Hum Log Khana Kha Ke Mere Kamre Me Baithe Planning Kar Rahe Tab Kisi Ne Mere Room Ka Darwaja Knock Kiya. . . Mene Poocha Kon Hai to Hamare Naukar Ramu Kaka The. . Wo Bole : Beti Aap Se Koi Milne Aaya Hai. . Maine Mana Kiya Par Wo Zidd Pe Aad Gaya Ki Abhi Milna Hai. .
Maine Time Dekha to Raat Ke 12 Baj Chuke The. . Main Nahar Aaya to Dekha Vishal Mere Ghar Ke Security Guard Ke Sath Khada Tha . . . Uski Shirt Pent Se Bahar Nikli Thi. . Wo Pasine Me Pura Abhita Hua Tha. . Aisa Lag Raha Tha Jaise Pata Nahi Kitne Kilometer Paidal Chala Ho. . Main Usey Apne Sath Apne Kamre Me Le Aaya. . Usey Dekh Ke Rekha Boli : Ye Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai Iss Waqt. .
Vishal Bola : Madam. . . Mujhe Aap Se Bahoot Jaruri Baat Karni Hai. . .
Main Bola : Wo Theek Hai Par Pehle Tum Baitho. . Aur Thoda Paani Piyo. .
Uske Pani Pene Ke Baad Mene Poocha: Vishal Itni Raat Ko Tum Aisi Haalat Me Yahan Kyun Aaye Ho. . . Tumari Maa Wahan Akeli Tumhara Intezar Kar Rahi Hongi. .
Wo Bola: Madam. . . Baat Bahoot Jaruri Thi Isliye Aaya Hoin Yahan. . .
Main Bola : To Jaldi Batao Kya Baat Hai. .
Wo Bola : Madam. . Wo Jo Aapka Naya Hod Hai Na. . . Rajat . . Wo Sahi Aadmi Nahi Hai. . . Mujhe Nahi Pata Aapke Aur Uske Beech Kya Hua Hai Par Wo Aapko Barbad Karna Chahata Hai. . Aur Ye Main Nahi Hone Dunga. . . Mene Aapse Pyar Kiya Hai Madam. . . Aapka Pata Nahi. . Aap. Log Ameer Log Ho. . Par Mera Pyar Saccha Hai. .
Main Bola : Main Sab Janti Hoin Vishal. . Jo Kuch Bhi Tum Dodno Ke Beech Batcheet Huyi Hai Wo Sab Mujhe Pata Hai. .
Vishal Thoda Confuse Ho Gaya. . . Itne Me Rekha Ne Mera Haath Kheecha Aur Kone Me Leja Me Boli : Are Tu Kya Kar Rahi Hai. . Kahin Ye Iski Chaal Na Ho. . . Ye Hume Bewakoof Bana Raha Ho. .
Mene Kaha : Tu Chinta Mat Kar. . Mujhe Insaan Ki Pehchan Hai. . Ye Sach Bol Raha Hai. .
Phir Main Vishal Ke Karib Aaya Aur Pyar Se Uske Sar Pe Haath Fera Air Phir Uske Samne Baith Ke Uska Haath Apne Haath Me Liya Aur Bola : Ab Jo Me Tum Se Kehne Ja Rahi Hoin Wo Dhyan Se Sunna. .
Phir Mene Usey Shuru Se Leker Aaj Jo Hua Wo Sab Bata Diya. . Wo Sun Ke Wo Mujhe Hairan Se Dekhne Laga. .
Phir Kuch Der Ruk Ke Bola : Madam. . Aap Itna Kuch Seh Rahi Ho Aur Mujhe Kuch Nahi Bataya. . Aur Us Kamine Ko to Main Choduga Nahi Ab.
Mene Uske Gal Pe Haath Fera Aur Bola : Dekho Abhi Tum Kuch Mat Karo . . Mene Kuch Plan Banaya Hai. . Agar Kuch Karna Hai to Usko Yakeen Dilao Ki Tum Uske Sath Ho. . . Aur Uska Vishwas Jeet Lo.
Phir Mene Usey Apna Plan Samjha Diya. . Uske Baad Mene Apne Driver Ko Keh Ke V6ko Ghar Pe Chudwa Diya. .
Ab Mujhe Ye Dekhna Tha Ki Mera Plan Successful Hota Hai Ya Nahi. . .
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